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BillB (FL/NC)

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Mar 4, 2002, 1:52:45 PM3/4/02
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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." - Will Rogers

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
- M. Facklam


"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his
tongue." - Anonymous

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard." - Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl." - Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." - Robert Benchley

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -Fran Lebowitz

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
- Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." - Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
- Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A.
Rooney

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get
used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

--
BillB (NC/FL) My reality check just bounced


Bette

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Mar 4, 2002, 2:01:06 PM3/4/02
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>From: "BillB \(FL/NC\)"

>"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
>went." - Will Rogers
>

These are great, Bill.. especially like Ben Williams, and Josh Billings quotes.
Bette
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Wolfie

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Mar 4, 2002, 2:31:52 PM3/4/02
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Great stuff, Bill, thanks.

Peace, Wolfie (some of my best friends are dogs)
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In article <boPg8.4266$ps.4...@news.direcpc.com>, FL/NC\ says...

"Secure within m'selves"
Dennis, et al

JD Cooper

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Mar 4, 2002, 9:48:07 PM3/4/02
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THANKS for the stuff! I grin widely!! I especially like the very last
one by Heinlein!

:-)

JD

--
Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry
before it gets away.

Holly Jimenez

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Mar 4, 2002, 9:58:39 PM3/4/02
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That was my favorite, too, JD. Course, I'd read anything with his name on
it. I do like his writin'.

Holly

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JD Cooper

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Mar 4, 2002, 10:32:31 PM3/4/02
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Are you a water brother?

:-)

JD

barb

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Mar 4, 2002, 11:51:09 PM3/4/02
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On Tue, 05 Mar 2002 02:58:39 GMT, "Holly Jimenez" <ho...@jimenez.com> wrote:

>That was my favorite, too, JD. Course, I'd read anything with his name on
>it. I do like his writin'.
>Holly

holly...totally off subject...did you receive my email?

barb

BillB (FL/NC)

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Mar 5, 2002, 12:26:01 AM3/5/02
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I particularly thought of you, J.D., and your friends, Tractor Dog,
Wolfendane, and the new stray whos name escapes me at the
moment. BillB (NC/FL) My reality check just bounced

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Holly Jimenez

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Mar 5, 2002, 10:44:45 AM3/5/02
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Yeppers, I did! Thanks for the info! More in Email.....

And we do need to meet for that margarita.......

Holly


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Carol Christoffersen

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Mar 5, 2002, 2:56:42 PM3/5/02
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Thanks for sharing, BillB. I think the first one sums it up nicely :-)
CarolC


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