Martin Hannigan, stalker of women and children, slurps Victor Negron. Again.
Eric W. Saeger
"Z." <Z...@lart.com> wrote:
>
> esaeger <eric.saeg...@digital.com.invalid> wrote in message
> news:00b4c716...@usw-ex0103-019.remarq.com...
> >The Angry Stalker is my
> >personal goddam barnacle,
> >I've just about accepted it.
> >She should just ask NICE
> >and I'd fuck her, y'know?
>
> Sex with a cartoon character? No, thanks.
Okay.
> If you want me to be ANGRY, don't make me laugh, Half-A-Bee.
But why would I want your stalking to be anger-driven, Angry Stalker?
e-bee
--
"AUTOSPNAK!!!1!!!"
- Wild 'n' wacky net stalker Z. Kittrie claims spnak on herself,
then begs for a thousand confirmations in the instant classic
<8ari2m$inf$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>
"You're an obsessive, maladjusted little snert."
- Clueless newbie and angry net stalker ZKit...@lart.com fires
off a June Cleaver insult straight out of "Leave It To Beaver"
in <7tvs8o$e4a$1...@nntp4.atl.mindspring.net>
"I have more boyfriends than time."
- Delusional net stalker Z. Kittrie admits to her sordid present
in <89f9gh$bv4$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Jules
to be responsible for the following statements. Judge him not, lessen
he feels the urge to judge you back with two percent over base rate
interest.
>WHASUUUUUP! On Tue, 21 Mar 2000 20:44:20 -0500, Z. <Z...@lart.com> a wrote:
>>[alt.feminazis snecked.]
>>Eric W. Saeger <esa...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
>>news:8b5ebp$dmc$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>> In article <8auaga$5hi$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>,
>>> "Z." <Z...@lart.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > esaeger <eric.saeg...@digital.com.invalid> wrote in message
>>> > news:00b4c716...@usw-ex0103-019.remarq.com...
>>> > >The Angry Stalker is my
>>> > >personal goddam barnacle,
>>> > >I've just about accepted it.
>>> > >She should just ask NICE
>>> > >and I'd fuck her, y'know?
>>> >
>>> > Sex with a cartoon character? No, thanks.
>>>
>>> Okay.
>>>
>>> >If you want me to be ANGRY, don't make me laugh, Half-
>>> >A-Bee.
>>>
>>>But why would I want your stalking to be anger-driven, Angry
>>>Stalker?
>>
>>Chronological age: 38
>>
>>Arrested development age: 13
>>
>>Status: digital-com-invalid.
>>
>>Pulls ponytails, looks up dresses, and tries rilly, rilly hard to make the
>>girls notice him.
>>
>>"Kick ass sinecure," Eric? Looks like.
>
>STFU Cod Hole. I'm surprise you haven't been attacked yet. Where is
>your "stalker", bitch?
Geez, Marty!
You forgot to don your "Ossifer" sock before reverting to Psycho
mode...
HTH.
--
Jules.
Eric W. Saeger
"Z." <Z...@lart.com> wrote:
> Chronological age: 38
Keep guessing Zandra. Which ex is giving you this "info", out of
curiosity?
[...]
> Status: digital-com-invalid.
[sits down next to Zandy at a respectful distance]
Zandy, that "invalid" thing is part of Remarq's spam-protection. It
has nothing whatsoever to do with my employment status, which, if
you've been regularly stalking each of my posts, is of little concern
to me as I'll be taking a couple of months off soon to do fun stuff.
[gets up verrry slowly]
> Pulls ponytails, looks up dresses, and tries rilly, rilly hard to
> make the girls notice him.
Heh heh. Zandy, if you could ever possibly *stop* noticing me I'd
throw a booze bash.
e-gret
esaeger
>>Keep guessing Zandra. Which ex is
>>giving you this "info", out of
>>curiosity?
>
>Keep guessing, Half-A-Bee. You should be able to figure out
>which "ex" of the two sum total dislikes you most.
Wow, we're weally weally extra-extra coozy today, eh Zand?
I don't want to keep guessing, Angry Stalker. How's that?
>> > Status: digital-com-invalid.
>
>>[sits down next to Zandy at a
>>respectful distance]
>
>["Zandy" doesn't allow frazzled 38 year old boys who play with
>cars within the three feet distance. Throws chair at cartoon
>boy.]
[this is why one needs to sit at a respectable distance from
Angry Stalkers, you see]
>>Zandy, that "invalid" thing is part of
>>Remarq's spam-protection.
>
>Yes, I realize that, Eric.
Liar.
>Your point would be . . .
Fuck off, liar.
>>It has nothing whatsoever to do with my employment status,
>
>Who said it did?
Fucking kook.
>>which, if you've been regularly
>>stalking each of my posts,
>
>Please explain how a usenet post can be stalked.
A person can be stalked, as I am by you, Angry Stalker. To
stalk, per Websters, is to track. You track my posts, and you
do so quite angrily, hence you are an angry usenet stalker,
Angry Stalker.
>>is of little concern to me as I'll be
>>taking a couple of months off soon to
>>do fun stuff.
>
>ITYM: A crash course in Deja-cribbing for your Iceknife
>imitation.
What is it with you, Zandy? Does Iceknife own the rights to
Zippy the Pinhead? Anyone who's being stalked by an Angry
Stalker may feel a sense of irreverence and get Zippy-ish.
Of course, mental doormats like you don't understand
irreverence, do you?
>>[gets up verrry slowly]
>
>Maybe if you got up more often . . .
Complaints already lovergirl?
>> >Pulls ponytails, looks up dresses,
>> >and tries rilly, rilly hard to
>> >make the girls notice him.
>>
>>Heh heh. Zandy, if you could ever
>>possibly *stop* noticing me I'd
>>throw a booze bash.
>
>Sure you
THIS IS A TEST OF
>would, Eric. That's
THE EMERGENCY STALKER
>why you've followed me like the
SYSTEM. IF THIS RAVING STALKER
>devoted little bitch you are to
WERE REALLY ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE
>five different newsgroup
YOU WOULD BE INSTRUCTED WHERE TO
>in four months.
TURN FOR NEWS AND INFORMATION.
>It would also explain that beyond-sucky ten page "Merry
>Christmas, my beloved Alexandra" slurp-o-gram.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST.
>It might even justify your very pallid imitation of someone I
>like much, much better than you.
If you're going to shlurp the only half-decent usenet dude who's
ever given you any attention, Zandy, at least stop gargling with
battery acid. I'm in fear for the man.
>Whatever you consider "fun stuff," knock yourself out.
Thanks, Angry Stalker.
>Maybe this time you can actually get the WalMart manager fired
>if your "cool toys" aren't on the shelves.
Maybe I will, Angry Stalker.
>Try to remember to go pee first this time, 'kay?
Uh, sure, Angry Stalker.
e-lastic
--
"AUTOSPNAK!!!1!!!"
- Wild 'n' wacky net stalker Z. Kittrie claims spnak on herself,
then begs for a thousand confirmations in the instant classic
<8ari2m$inf$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>
"You're an obsessive, maladjusted little snert."
- Clueless newbie and angry net stalker ZKit...@lart.com fires
off a June Cleaver insult straight out of "Leave It To Beaver"
in <7tvs8o$e4a$1...@nntp4.atl.mindspring.net>
"I have more boyfriends than time."
- Delusional net stalker Z. Kittrie admits to her sordid present
in <89f9gh$bv4$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>
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