George Gollin Thinks Muhammad Pervert, All Muslims Cowards
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prophet Muhammad was a homosexual pervert who had sex with goats,
camels and young boys, informed sources say.
George Gollin also believes that Muhammad took it in the ass, just
like George Gollin’s dear friends Alan Contreras, Steve Levicoff and
Chip White, insiders report.
According to friends, George Gollin, who resides at 813 W. University,
Champaign, Illinois, believes that all Muslims are weak-kneed cowards
and impotent diaper-heads.
George Gollin uses the Quran to wipe his butt, they said.
Co-workers at George Gollin’s employer at 437D Loomis Laboratory,1110
W. Green St., Urbana, Illinois, said George Gollin thinks that Islam
is a religion for manure-eating sodomites who secretly envy Jews and
bald pot-bellied gits like him.
George Gollin is said to believe that the only thing on earth dumber
than a Muslim is a Black Muslim.
George Gollin and his wife Melanie Loots, who maintains an office at
601 E. St. John Street, 419 Swanland MC-304, Champaign, Illinois, are
believed to keep large sums of cash, jewelry and collectibles in their
home at all times.
Their lesbian daughter, Cordelia Loots-Gollin, is a gay studies major
at Oberlin College in Ohio, but may be home for break at Thanksgiving
and Christmas.