Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce Meow Meow
Mark Staloff
STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
YOU LAME FUCKERS.
KEEP IT TO ALT.FAN.ZOOGZ-RIFT THE DICKLESS MAMA.
THANK YOU.
<mark>
Gary E. Rush
: STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
: YOU LAME FUCKERS.
: THANK YOU.
: <mark>
dear mark -
i hate those friggin cats too. keep up the good work.
bow wow.
bow wow wow.
wow wow.
wow wow bow.
arf.
[ pawprint ]
signed,
spike the alt.fan.zoogz-rift cult guard dog
*** not a speck of cereal ***
Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo
>
>STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
>YOU LAME FUCKERS.
>
>KEEP IT TO ALT.FAN.ZOOGZ-RIFT THE DICKLESS MAMA.
>
>THANK YOU.
>
><mark>
Hey Mark---is that the best you can do? :)
Harvard... (sigh)
--ZRTLM
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.htm
mailto:<moam...@primenet.com> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Hear ZR every Tue/Thu on the Fig. 4 HOT-LINE! 1-900-289-9999
Mark Staloff
: Hey Mark---is that the best you can do? :)
It's gotten out of hand, and it's starting to cross over into serious
groups which Matt posts to. You'll understand if I no longer have the
patience to try and be funny about this.
: Harvard... (sigh)
Paterson... (bigger sigh)
Mark
Khashdrahr Miasma
>sta...@scws45.harvard.edu (Mark Staloff) wrote:
>>
>>STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
>>YOU LAME FUCKERS.
>>
>>KEEP IT TO ALT.FAN.ZOOGZ-RIFT THE DICKLESS MAMA.
>>
>>THANK YOU.
>>
>><mark>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>--ZRTLM
Take it easy on poor Mark, Zoogzter. This is a difficult time in his
life; he's... depressed. Prefers Senator Exon to President Clinton, if
you know what I'm getting at. And his sweater fits him funny.
Khashdrahr Miasma
"The poodle bites (come on, Frenchy!)
The poodle chews it (snap it!)"
Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo
How could you say anything bad about Paterson? I was once driving
down Market Street and saw this broken down, boarded up, condemned
building---as I got closer, I saw a big sign out front that read "Paterson
Board Of Health." I think that's one of the reasons I decided to move
to Los Angeles...
Scot J. Trudeau
sta...@husc7.harvard.edu (Mark Staloff) wrote:
>Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:
>: Hey Mark---is that the best you can do? :)
>
>It's gotten out of hand, and it's starting to cross over into serious
>groups which Matt posts to. You'll understand if I no longer have the
>patience to try and be funny about this.
It's getting serious, eh?
>: Harvard... (sigh)
>
>Paterson... (bigger sigh)
Mark... (Stewart sigh)
--
Scot J. Trudeau
stru...@star.net
http://www.star.net/people/~strudeau/
Chris Belway
What on earth is wrong with you people?
Jay Huldeen (j...@earth.usa.net) wrote:
> Mark Staloff (sta...@scws45.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
> : YOU LAME FUCKERS.
> : KEEP IT TO ALT.FAN.ZOOGZ-RIFT THE DICKLESS MAMA.
> Since when does the presence or absence of a dick matter to you? (Not offered
> for the truth of the matter stated.)
> --
> Jay Huldeen Sir Psycho of Buttland, I.V.
> j...@usa.net Winner of the Croix de Merde with 3 TP clusters
"I had far rather walk, as I do, in daily terror of eternity, than feel
that this was a children's game in which all the contestants would get
equally worthless prizes in the end."
-T.S.Eliot
Richard Corey
>
>What on earth is wrong with you people?
>
>Jay Huldeen (j...@earth.usa.net) wrote:
>
>> : STOP CROSSPOSTING THIS LAMEASS MEOW MEOW CRAP TO IRRELEVANT NEWS GROUPS,
>> : YOU LAME FUCKERS.
>
>> : KEEP IT TO ALT.FAN.ZOOGZ-RIFT THE DICKLESS MAMA.
>
>> Since when does the presence or absence of a dick matter to you? (Not offered
>> for the truth of the matter stated.)
>
>> --
>> Jay Huldeen Sir Psycho of Buttland, I.V.
>> j...@usa.net Winner of the Croix de Merde with 3 TP clusters
>
>
>"I had far rather walk, as I do, in daily terror of eternity, than feel
>that this was a children's game in which all the contestants would get
>equally worthless prizes in the end."
> -T.S.Eliot
I could ask the same question. What on earth is wrong with you, Chris?
carl 'kung fu' douglas
>Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:
>
>: Hey Mark---is that the best you can do? :)
>
>It's gotten out of hand, and it's starting to cross over into serious
>groups which Matt posts to. You'll understand if I no longer have the
>patience to try and be funny about this.
>
>
>Paterson... (bigger sigh)
Harvard... (long, wet, sulfurous fart)
Mark Staloff
Mark Staloff
Mark Staloff
: What are you whining aboutt? Who is Matt? Where are these s "serious"
: groups you are talking about?
Matt Bruce, the one with all of the meow meow references. The serious
group in question is alt.college.college-bowl. I'm going to request
politely that you stop crossposting to that newsgroup because Matt
is the president of Harvard College Bowl and that crap does not belong on
the newsgroup which has been designated for that activity.
We've been patient with all of this, but when you start posting
inappropriate material to that group you cross a certain line where it
ceases to be a game and becomes a form of harassment. I'm appealing on
Matt's behalf for all of you to please give it up and stay out of that
newsgroup. Because this just isn't funny any longer.
Mark
Kyle Niedzwiecki
: Give me a real e-mail address and we'll talk.
And get a better newsreader than [shudder] Mosaic.
--
Pax,
-KWN
Kyle W. Niedzwiecki | "Puritanism -- The haunting fear that someone,
kni...@fas.harvard.edu | somewhere, may be happy." -- H.L. Mencken
Darth Vader
newsgroup called alt.meow.meow-bowl. Would that make everybody happy?
Mark Staloff
: >
: >Matt Bruce, the one with all of the meow meow references. The serious
: >politely that you stop crossposting to that newsgroup because Matt
: >is the president of Harvard College Bowl and that crap does not belong on
: >the newsgroup which has been designated for that activity.
: Is it moderated?
There have been debates about moderating it; in any case, while it is
technically an "alt" group, it is dedicated to discussion of the College
Bowl competition and is used for discussion of invitationals and disputes
over methods of play. It is not in the same vein as alt.fan.zoogz-rift,
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, or alt.fan.ok-soda. It is a group where the
people treat each other with respect, or at least attmept to (there are
some procedural disputes but at least it's all on topic).
It's a serious group with a serious purpose. I'm asking you quite
politely not to fuck around with it, and I ask that for once you consider
my request seriously.
: >We've been patient with all of this, but when you start posting
: >inappropriate material to that group you cross a certain line where it
: Yes, your "clique" of friends should take their own advice.
First of all: it was one thread from a month ago, we apologized and
declared a truce. Zoogz approved. So get over it already.
Secondly: we never objected so long as this was kept in groups of no
consequence. This does not include alt.college.college-bowl. Play fair.
: Poor Matt can't ask himself?
I took the initiative; perhaps if I hadn't, he would have said
something. The world will never know...
: I guess Matt and Stewart just pissed off the
: wrong group of people...try not walking through Harlem with white pointy
: masks on next time...
Oh, get a life. There's a difference between, say, comparing yourself to
a mugger and the kid who calls up and asks for "Seymour Butz."
Mark
Rev. I. $awyer Browneye
--The Rev
Bill Sekscenski
> Mark Staloff (sta...@scws45.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : Scot J. Trudeau (stru...@star.net) wrote:
<snip>
> : : Poor Matt can't ask himself?
>
> : I took the initiative; perhaps if I hadn't, he would have said
> : something. The world will never know...
>
> That explains all those news stories I keep reading in which reporters
> openly speculate about what Matt Bruce might have said had Mark Staloff
> not spoken for him. One wire service report even attributed the political
> violence in Bahrain to the fact that there is no reliable information on
> Matt's opinions on this subject.
Just _what_ does Matt think of the situation in Bahrain, anyway?
> : : I guess Matt and Stewart just pissed off the
> : : wrong group of people...try not walking through Harlem with white pointy
> : : masks on next time...
>
> : Oh, get a life. There's a difference between, say, comparing yourself to
> : a mugger and the kid who calls up and asks for "Seymour Butz."
>
> Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really don't
> get out much, do you?
Not if it doesn't involve brie and an "impertinent" chilled wine, I'm sure.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Bill Sekscenski
atbnbsf <tm>
Columbia University
http://www.cc.columbia.edu/~wes10/
_____________________________________________________________________________
Bucky
On 15 Feb 1996, Darth Vader wrote:
> In article <4ftsje$q...@decaxp.harvard.edu>, sta...@scws45.harvard.edu says...
> >
> >Adolf Schwarzenegger (aken...@chappaquiddick.com) wrote:
> >
> >: What are you whining aboutt? Who is Matt? Where are these s "serious"
> >: groups you are talking about?
> >
> >Matt Bruce, the one with all of the meow meow references. The serious
> >group in question is alt.college.college-bowl. I'm going to request
> >politely that you stop crossposting to that newsgroup because Matt
> >is the president of Harvard College Bowl and that crap does not belong on
> >the newsgroup which has been designated for that activity.
> >
> >We've been patient with all of this, but when you start posting
> >inappropriate material to that group you cross a certain line where it
> >ceases to be a game and becomes a form of harassment. I'm appealing on
> >Matt's behalf for all of you to please give it up and stay out of that
> >newsgroup. Because this just isn't funny any longer.
> >
> >Mark
> >
> Since we are soiling alt.college.college-bowl, maybe we should make a
> newsgroup called alt.meow.meow-bowl. Would that make everybody happy?
>
>
>
Nah. I'm finding this entire thing hillarious! Keep up the Matt Meows! =P
Sheik Mahmoud bin-Hafizullah Yerbouti
>On 16 Feb 1996, Jay Huldeen wrote:
>
>> Mark Staloff (sta...@scws45.harvard.edu) wrote:
>> : Scot J. Trudeau (stru...@star.net) wrote:
>
><snip>
>> : : Poor Matt can't ask himself?
>>
>> : I took the initiative; perhaps if I hadn't, he would have said
>> : something. The world will never know...
>>
>> That explains all those news stories I keep reading in which reporters
>> openly speculate about what Matt Bruce might have said had Mark Staloff
>> not spoken for him. One wire service report even attributed the political
>> violence in Bahrain to the fact that there is no reliable information on
>> Matt's opinions on this subject.
>
>Just _what_ does Matt think of the situation in Bahrain, anyway?
Yes. Even here in Bahrain, we await the honored opinion of the President
of the Harvard University Toilet Bowl (meow meow meow)
>> : : I guess Matt and Stewart just pissed off the
>> : : wrong group of people...try not walking through Harlem with white pointy
>> : : masks on next time...
>>
>> : Oh, get a life. There's a difference between, say, comparing yourself to
>> : a mugger and the kid who calls up and asks for "Seymour Butz."
>>
>> Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really don't
>> get out much, do you?
>
>Not if it doesn't involve brie and an "impertinent" chilled wine, I'm sure.
The Prophet says that we are not to drink alcohol in any form, nor are
we to solicit oral sex over the Internet. After all, isn't that what
Allah created camels for? And wait until I tell my good friend Minister
Farrakhan that the denizens of Harvard University consider that all who
live in Harlem are muggers.
Meow meow meow,
Sheik Mahmoud bin-Hafizullah Yerbouti
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Meow meow Henrietta Pussycat meow meow meow The Presidents of the
United States of America meow Kitty?"
--Matt Bruce, Harvard '96, in article 4cpdsq$1...@decaxp.harvard.edu
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Meow meow Henrietta Pussycat meow meow meow The Presidents of the
United States of America meow Kitty?"
--Matt Bruce, Harvard '96, in article 4cpdsq$1...@decaxp.harvard.edu
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Mark Staloff
: > Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really don't
: > get out much, do you?
Well, that's what the bars on the windows are for, aren't they?
: Not if it doesn't involve brie and an "impertinent" chilled wine, I'm sure.
*Camembert*, my poor Philistine friend.
Mark
cuthulu
>Secondly: we never objected so long as this was kept in groups of no
>consequence. This does not include alt.college.college-bowl. Play fair.
Oh, GREAT GOD OF USENET, you almost had me convinced until you wrote the above.
Who are you to decide which groups are "of no consequence." Even
alt.alien.visitors.headache.remedies is taken VERY seriously by a few people.
And, in the big picture view, I think a bunch of pseudo-intellectual college
wanks having on about Robert's Rules of Order for some geek-competition is "of
no consequence."
But, have fun with it ....
Kevan Smith
http://www.rlabs.com/congress/
St. Jude
says...
>
>Bill Sekscenski (we...@columbia.edu) wrote:
>
>: > Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really
don't
>: > get out much, do you?
>: Not if it doesn't involve brie and an "impertinent" chilled wine,
I'm sure.
>
>*Camembert*, my poor Philistine friend.
Gentle reader,
Tut, tut! Is that any way to address a fellow wayfarer through the
vaunted halls of academe?
*Camembert*, Miss Manners also notes, would _never_ do
at one's Hahvahd Salient "ball-gag-and-cock-ring" circle jerks.
One _must_ be careful not to break with tradition. Swine.
Meow meow.
Miss Manners
Khashy Miasma
(Kyle Niedzwiecki) wrote:
> Mark Staloff (sta...@scws45.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : Give me a real e-mail address and we'll talk.
>
> And get a better newsreader than [shudder] Mosaic.
>
> --
> Pax,
> -KWN
>
> Kyle W. Niedzwiecki | "Puritanism -- The haunting fear that someone,
> kni...@fas.harvard.edu | somewhere, may be happy." -- H.L. Mencken
You people have said a lot of nasty things about me, but this really hurts
me, Kyle. For the record, I have used [shudder] Mosaic exactly once in
my life: it was a long time ago, and it was only for a short time, until
this girl named Leah proved that Netscape was better. Really.
For a guy who signs his posts with "Pax," you are one ruthless dude.
Salaam,
Khashy
*********************************************************************
ZOOGZ RIFT for PRESIDENT '96
"Meow meow Henrietta Pussycat meow meow meow The Presidents
of the United States of America meow Kitty?"
--Matt Bruce, Harvard '96, in article 4cpdsq$1...@decaxp.harvard.edu
*********************************************************************
Gheorghe Zamfir
>Give me a real e-mail address and we'll talk.
What's the matter, Mark? Afraid to talk to me *here*? *I* don't
have anything to say to you that I wouldn't say in front of
everyone here on the Usenet.
And you?
Gheorghe "Miasmo" Zamfir
Willie Lapin
>Gentle reader,
>Tut, tut! Is that any way to address a fellow wayfarer through the
>vaunted halls of academe?
My, my. History has shown that academic wayfarers can be incredibly racist.
ADDRESS THE ISSUE! Condescencion is both non-producitive and ugly.
Stewart King
: You people have said a lot of nasty things about me, but this really hurts
: me, Kyle. For the record, I have used [shudder] Mosaic exactly once in
: my life: it was a long time ago, and it was only for a short time, until
: this girl named Leah proved that Netscape was better. Really.
Despite the fact that I have suddenly been stricken with Usenet ennui and
gotten a life, I am genuinely confused as to why a girl named Leah was
required in order to prove that Netscape was better.
- starrywog
Matt Bruce
: Nah. I'm finding this entire thing hillarious! Keep up the Matt Meows! =P
Please stop. Cease and desist. You're all just making yourselves look silly.
Darth Vader
control of all things involving winsock applications.
Darth Vader
Willie Lapin
>Please stop. Cease and desist. You're all just making yourselves look silly.
How can we be making ourselves LOOK silly when we only look like bits and
bytes?!
--willie
Sedan Delivery
That was a pretty good guess, DV. Leah does have control of all things
including winsock applications and is very hot looking besides. I'd like
to drag her out of that MUD she hangs out in , and...
But there is no way a hot net.goddess like that would waste her time with
something like Matt "Commandante Meow Meow" Bruce of Harvard University.
Darth Vader
>
>Bucky (xe...@paul.spu.edu) wrote:
>: Nah. I'm finding this entire thing hillarious! Keep up the Matt Meows! =P
>
>
silly.
mlb...@scunix4.harvard.edu
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelled commandan...@meow.harvard.meow.
Mike
> mlb...@scunix4.harvard.edu
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> You misspelled commandan...@meow.harvard.meow.
Yeah, it's like "Matt, I am your father *meow*. Give in to the dark side
of the force *meowmeow*."
-As quoted from a little know out-take of "Star Wars"
--
Mike "Sir-Ass-Kicker of Buttland" Morris, atbnb Special Forces <tm>
Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Open but under construction: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2906/
Home of the Alt.tv.Beavis-n-Butthead FAQ
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I speak for neither the Department of the Air Force, or the Department
of Defense. But I signed a paper that said they speak for me.
E. Bucktoothe Cumby
> Mark Staloff (sta...@course1.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : Bill Sekscenski (we...@columbia.edu) wrote:
>
> : : > Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really don't
> : : > get out much, do you?
>
> : Well, that's what the bars on the windows are for, aren't they?
>
> Um, like, I wrote that, no Bill. Bill wrote the second part about the
> chees and stuff.
>
> As to the first part, what do you really know about bars on windows?
> What do you know about Harlem? For a PC kind of guy, I think you're
> pretty typical: PC as long as it doesn't interfere with your personal
> prejudices; PC as long as it's a club for you to use.
>
> Not that I'm really very PC, but I think you should maybe get in touch
> with your feelings or something. Heh heh heh m heh heh heh.
How do you know that he's not in touch with his, uh, feelings? I mean
all you have to do an Alta Vista search for his name and you will know
more than you will ever need to know about his special feelings.
Buckk
Miss Manners
spake...
>
> j...@earth.usa.net (Jay Huldeen) wrote:
>
>> Mark Staloff (sta...@course1.harvard.edu) wrote:
>> : Bill Sekscenski (we...@columbia.edu) wrote:
>>
>> : : > Huh? Are you saying everyone in Harlem is a mugger? You really
don't
>> : : > get out much, do you?
>>
>> : Well, that's what the bars on the windows are for, aren't they?
>>
>> Um, like, I wrote that, no Bill. Bill wrote the second part about the
>> chees and stuff.
>>
>> As to the first part, what do you really know about bars on windows?
>> What do you know about Harlem? For a PC kind of guy, I think you're
>> pretty typical: PC as long as it doesn't interfere with your personal
>> prejudices; PC as long as it's a club for you to use.
>>
>> Not that I'm really very PC, but I think you should maybe get in touch
>> with your feelings or something. Heh heh heh m heh heh heh.
>
>How do you know that he's not in touch with his, uh, feelings? I mean
>all you have to do an Alta Vista search for his name and you will know
>more than you will ever need to know about his special feelings.
Gentle reader,
As long as the cat is a consenting recipient of Mister Bruce's
amatory overtures, Miss Manners can only say "live and let live."
She does admit to feeling slightly disturbed about his feline
fetish, however.
Meow meow,
Miss Manners
Miss Manners
Gentle reader,
Miss Manners will reply however she damn well pleases.
Go fellate an exhaust pipe.
Meow meow,
Miss Manners
A = A
>In article <4g6ctg$c...@apakabar.cc.columbia.edu> j...@behave.yourselves (St. Jude) writes:
>
>>Gentle reader,
>
>>Tut, tut! Is that any way to address a fellow wayfarer through the
>>vaunted halls of academe?
>
>My, my. History has shown that academic wayfarers can be incredibly racist.
>ADDRESS THE ISSUE! Condescencion is both non-producitive and ugly.
Uh, Willie: like don't mind Jude. She goes to Columbia and all but she
hates Slackless Haavaad twits as much as I do. She is my fellow tormentor
of those who deny Zoogz Rift.
May I add, by the way, that you are a most asskicking bass player.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
"Please stop. Cease and desist. You're all just making yourselves look silly."
--Matthew Bruce III, Harvard '96, in <4gbpuh$r...@decaxp.harvard.edu>
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
A = A
>In article <4gbpuh$r...@decaxp.harvard.edu>, mlb...@scunix4.harvard.edu says...
>>
>>Bucky (xe...@paul.spu.edu) wrote:
>>: Nah. I'm finding this entire thing hillarious! Keep up the Matt Meows! =P
>>
>>
>silly.
>
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>You misspelled commandan...@meow.harvard.meow.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
fish
>Darth Vader proclaimed:
>
>> mlb...@scunix4.harvard.edu
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> You misspelled commandan...@meow.harvard.meow.
>
[snip]
>--
>Mike "Sir-Ass-Kicker of Buttland" Morris, atbnb Special Forces <tm>
>Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.)
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ah hah we too have our own TITS department at work
Test and Information Technology Support
fish...maybe
BOIGFO
fi...@pondlife.demon.co.uk (aka Kev Salmon)
"my opinions are probably out of date"
Popcorn Scumbago
>
>bytes?!
I have no idea myself, Willie. But then, I'm one of the Stoopid People <tm>
who post to groups like alt.fan.ok-soda, alt.fan.zoogz-rift, alt.stupidity
and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead. I've taken the liberty of changing the name of
this thread so that it will be easier for me to find the answer once someone
comes up with it.
Say hello to Zoogz Rift for me, too.
--Popcorn Scumbago
Carrie Pruett
> meow meow Robert meow Craig meow Harman meow coward meow no sense of humor
> meow
meow meow Annoying Posts meow meow Not Funny meow meow get a
life
--
Many a peer of England brews livelier liquor that the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
-A. E. Housman
Darth Vader
says...
>
>Carrie Pruett (cm...@darwin.clas.Virginia.EDU) etched on the
> cyber-tablets of alt.college.college-bowl:
>
>: gren...@aol.com writes:
>: > meow meow Robert meow Craig meow Harman meow coward meow no sense of hu
>mor
>
>: meow meow Annoying Posts meow meow Not Funny meow meow get a
>: life
>
>and chase away woof woof the annoying posters growl ...
>
>Come on 'Bowlers, let's take our group back!
That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Woof woof. Stop your idiocy
before it perpetuates and gets crossposted to irrelevant newsgroups. And
furthermore, meow it up a bit.
Darth Vader
Randolph-Macon Academic Team
: sea...@exo.com (Darth Vader) wrote:
: >In article <4i04f6$a...@gnd0.rmc.edu>, spickrel@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_DOMAIN_FILE
: >says...
: >>
: >>woof woof time for the big dogs growl woof woof to come in woof woof
: >>and chase away woof woof the annoying posters growl ...
: >That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Woof woof. Stop your idiocy
: >furthermore, meow it up a bit.
You mean like it is now? :)
: You tell them, Darth! This is how Mr Pickrell's remarks should have
: looked:
: meow meow time for the big dogs growl meow meow to come in meow meow
: and chase away meow meow the annoying posters growl ...
Why should I copy everyone else and meow? Ack! How unoriginal!
Since everyone else is meowing, there has to be someone who growls and
barks.
: I don't know what on earth to do with the growl part, so I am
: sending this to alt.non.sequitur as well. Meow!
Woof woof. Growl. Will I get to be spammed all across the Internet, too?
Can I be Admiral Shawn "woof woof" Pickrell?
: Wilt Neville Chamberlain
So, did you sleep with 20,000 women at the Munich Conference?
Shawn Pickrell, Randolph-Macon '97 -- "I kick ass for the Lord!"
Dictator, Randolph-Macon Academic Team -- My actual quotes below!
"We don't buzz in on THEIR bonus!" -- "We're supposed to know this?"
"Now, what was the question again?" -- "I don't think we know that."
Willie Lapin
>Since everyone else is meowing, there has to be someone who growls and
>barks.
Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- -- --- - --- -- -- - 8-)
--willie lapin
"helping to make a more evolved world by evolving"
Darth Vader
>
>: >>woof woof time for the big dogs growl woof woof to come in woof woof
>: >>and chase away woof woof the annoying posters growl ...
>: >
>: >That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Woof woof. Stop your
idiocy
>: >before it perpetuates and gets crossposted to irrelevant newsgroups. And
>: >furthermore, meow it up a bit.
>
>You mean like it is now? :)
Precisely
>: You tell them, Darth! This is how Mr Pickrell's remarks should have
>: looked:
>
>: meow meow time for the big dogs growl meow meow to come in meow meow
>: and chase away meow meow the annoying posters growl ...
>
>Why should I copy everyone else and meow? Ack! How unoriginal!
If you can't meow meow learn to blend meow in with your meow surroundings and
meow, then meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow .
>Since everyone else is meowing, there has to be someone who growls and
>barks.
Have it your way.
>: I don't know what on earth to do with the growl part, so I am
>: sending this to alt.non.sequitur as well. Meow!
>Woof woof. Growl. Will I get to be spammed all across the Internet, too?
Not with that kind of attitude, pal. Meow or be meowed.
>Can I be Admiral Shawn "woof woof" Pickrell?
Yeah but that won't get you nowhere.
>: Wilt Neville Chamberlain
>
>So, did you sleep with 20,000 women at the Munich Conference?
Did you embarass yourself by saying "woof woof" at the Munich Confrence where
I am all too sure that everyone else was meowing?
Meow meow,
Darth Vader
Meow Disclaimer:
No Meows were hurt in the posting of this article. Any meow references are not
in direct reference to Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce Meow Meow. Resemblence
to any meows, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Meow is not a direct
violation of the Communications Decency Act.
Khashdrahr Miasma
>
>Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on "Sweet
Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof no more.
Khashy
Robert Bland
>
> Meow meow,
> Darth Vader
>
> Meow Disclaimer:
> No Meows were hurt in the posting of this article. Any meow references are not
> in direct reference to Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce Meow Meow. Resemblence
> to any meows, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Meow is not a direct
> violation of the Communications Decency Act.
>
Darth, your disclaimer *kills* me. I laughed, I meowed, I...oh, forget it.
R. Bland
Aide-de-Camp to Lt. Col. "Woof Woof" Angie "Woof Woof" DuBois
Bufford Hatchett
>Can I be Admiral Shawn "woof woof" Pickrell?
No. I haven't decided who you will be yet.
Willie Lapin
>From: Khashdrahr Miasma <kmi...@bungmunch.edu.bu>
>Subject: Re: Commandante Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOWW!
>Date: 21 Mar 1996 14:42:59 GMT
>Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on "Sweet
>Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof no more.
"I woof for no man [or lady]"....Rick Blaine in Casablanca
I only meant to show that as a bass player, I had bigger woofers than those
woofing wafers.
cherye
Academic Team) wrote:
>W. Neville Chamberlain (wil...@abominog.co.uk) wrote:
>: sea...@exo.com (Darth Vader) wrote:
>: >In article <4i04f6$a...@gnd0.rmc.edu>, spickrel@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_DOMAIN_FILE
>: >says...
>: >>
>: >>woof woof time for the big dogs growl woof woof to come in woof woof
>: >>and chase away woof woof the annoying posters growl ...
>: >
>: >That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Woof woof. Stop your idiocy
>: >before it perpetuates and gets crossposted to irrelevant newsgroups. And
>: >furthermore, meow it up a bit.
>You mean like it is now? :)
>: You tell them, Darth! This is how Mr Pickrell's remarks should have
>: looked:
>: meow meow time for the big dogs growl meow meow to come in meow meow
>: and chase away meow meow the annoying posters growl ...
>Why should I copy everyone else and meow? Ack! How unoriginal!
>Since everyone else is meowing, there has to be someone who growls and
>barks.
>: I don't know what on earth to do with the growl part, so I am
>: sending this to alt.non.sequitur as well. Meow!
>Woof woof. Growl. Will I get to be spammed all across the Internet, too?
>Can I be Admiral Shawn "woof woof" Pickrell?
>: Wilt Neville Chamberlain
>So, did you sleep with 20,000 women at the Munich Conference?
>Shawn Pickrell, Randolph-Macon '97 -- "I kick ass for the Lord!"
>Dictator, Randolph-Macon Academic Team -- My actual quotes below!
>"We don't buzz in on THEIR bonus!" -- "We're supposed to know this?"
>"Now, what was the question again?" -- "I don't think we know that."
Quack, Quack! Bawk-bk-bk-bk-BUCKAWWWWWWW!!!! BAaaaaa Baaaaaa
baaaaaaaa-MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO Quack?
!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@########$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%
Cherye - Loveslave of Urom and keeper of the
mighty Beckerwoman.
While you're at it, go check out my webpage at
http://bacardi.rmc.edu under the user's pages
-also home to the famous Sir Shawn
("I kick ass for the Lord!")
@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^^&*^!@#$%$*&$%!@#$%%$^%&^*&@
Shawn Pickrell
: In article <4il8ta$1...@gnd0.rmc.edu>, cb...@bacardi.rmc.edu says...
Darth Vader said:
: >: >That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Woof woof. Stop your
: idiocy
: >: >before it perpetuates and gets crossposted to irrelevant newsgroups. And
: >: >furthermore, meow it up a bit.
: >You mean like it is now? :)
: Precisely
Ah, okay. Just checking.
: >Why should I copy everyone else and meow? Ack! How unoriginal!
: If you can't meow meow learn to blend meow in with your meow surroundings and
: meow, then meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
: meow meow meow meow meow .
I don't meow meow want to meow blend in meow meow with these meow meow
surroundings meow meow meow so I'll woof woof make my woof woof impression
on this place woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.
: >Since everyone else is meowing, there has to be someone who growls and
: >barks.
: Have it your way.
At Burger King.
: >: I don't know what on earth to do with the growl part, so I am
: >: sending this to alt.non.sequitur as well. Meow!
: >Woof woof. Growl. Will I get to be spammed all across the Internet, too?
: Not with that kind of attitude, pal. Meow or be meowed.
Woof woof woof woof.
: >Can I be Admiral Shawn "woof woof" Pickrell?
: Yeah but that won't get you nowhere.
Growl.
: >So, did you sleep with 20,000 women at the Munich Conference?
: Did you embarass yourself by saying "woof woof" at the Munich Confrence where
: I am all too sure that everyone else was meowing?
Did you embarass yourself by saying "meow meow" at that conference, when,
as any undergraduate history student knows, everyone else was going
"oink oink"
: Meow meow,
: Darth Vader
woof woof growl woof,
Admiral Woof Woof
: Meow Disclaimer:
: No Meows were hurt in the posting of this article. Any meow references are not
: in direct reference to Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce Meow Meow. Resemblence
: to any meows, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Meow is not a direct
: violation of the Communications Decency Act.
************************************************************************
Sir Shawn, Knight of the Internet - "I kick ass for the Lord!"
AKA: Shawn Pickrell, Randolph-Macon College '97 (Romans 10:9-13)
E-mail: spic...@bacardi.rmc.edu / Web: http://bacardi.rmc.edu/~spickrel
Check out the Bacardi home page: http://bacardi.rmc.edu
Paul Whitehouse
But, has anybody considered the advantages of ferrets? By the way - What
kind of sound does a ferret make?
Byte me.
Zeus B. Held
>>>Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on
>>>Sweet Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You're too cool to be a woof-woofer;
>>>the woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all
>>>that which does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us.
>>>Please woof no more.
>>
>>"I woof for no man [or lady]"....Rick Blaine in Casablanca
>>
>>I only meant to show that as a bass player, I had bigger woofers than those
>>woofing wafers.
Know where I can get Tim Buckley albums on CD?
> But, has anybody considered the advantages of ferrets?
What advantages? There are none.
>By the way - What
>kind of sound does a ferret make?
When I hit one of the little fuckers with my car it goes SPLATT! That
rules. Fucking ferrets anyway.
Meow,
Zeus B. Held
(Schlagzeug)
ObDennys: The Denny's by the mall in Springfield, IL is really GOOD.
Reverend Kaboom
>
> wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>
> >
> >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
>
> woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
> does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof no more.
>
Time to kill the Meow Meows.
Reverend Kaboom
The Great Big Fucking Cat
>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
Three words for you to ponder, Dannie boy.
1) Matt.
2) Bruce.
3) Meow.
Paul Whitehouse
>
>pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse) explained:
>>In article <wlapin.74...@ucla.edu>, wla...@ucla.edu5 says...
>>>Khashdrahr Miasma writes:
>
>>>>that which does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us.
>>>>Please woof no more.
>>>
>>>
>>>I only meant to show that as a bass player, I had bigger woofers than
those
>>>woofing wafers.
>
>Know where I can get Tim Buckley albums on CD?
>
>> But, has anybody considered the advantages of ferrets?
>
>What advantages? There are none.
>
>>By the way - What
>>kind of sound does a ferret make?
>
>When I hit one of the little fuckers with my car it goes SPLATT! That
>rules. Fucking ferrets anyway.
>
>Meow,
>Zeus B. Held
>(Schlagzeug)
>
>ObDennys: The Denny's by the mall in Springfield, IL is really GOOD.
>
>
At last! a Meow Meow post in alt.food.dennys which actually attempts to
make a Denny's reference! And I happen to like ferrets! I also like cats - I
have several. My favorite cat Max has been peeking over my shoulder at the
meow posts and has been translating for me. He says your meow grammar is
atrocious, and your meow syntax is shaky; But he still knows what you meow
meow bastards are plotting and he doesn't like it one bit! He says for all of
you meow meow bastards to fuck off and go home, and do not come back until
you can lick your own genitals. So there!
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>
>Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>>
>> wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
>>
>> woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>> does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof no
more.
>>
>
>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>
>
Kill? Nah, that's way too strong a term. I prefer "put to sleep."
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
says...
>
>In article <315B58...@uoknor.edu>, Reverend Kaboom <kab...@uoknor.edu>
>wrote:
>
>> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>> >
>> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason.
woof!!
>> >
>> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on
"Sweet
>> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
>no more.
>> >
>> > Khashy
>>
>> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>
>
>Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>
>Dog man
>>
>>
>> Reverend Kaboom
The deal is that the meow-meow people have so much time on their hands
that they feel compelled to spam the entire usenet with banal and insipid
posts which belong on only ONE newsgroup - that being alt.stupidity, mainly
because of the thread's essentially stupid nature.
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>
>gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
>>Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>>> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>>> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>>> >
>>> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason.
woof!!
>>> >
>>> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on
"Sweet
>>> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>>> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that
which
>>> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
>>> > no more.
>>>
>>
>>Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
>>Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>
>
>because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They have a
>Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat Treatment
before
>it's over.
>
>Squeezing out those meowsparks,
>B. Eggs Benedict
>
>
Oh, put a hairball in it!
Byte me.
tv's Spatch
> The deal is that the meow-meow people have so much time on their hands
>that they feel compelled to spam the entire usenet with banal and insipid
>posts which belong on only ONE newsgroup - that being alt.stupidity, mainly
>because of the thread's essentially stupid nature.
oh, no, no, no, no, and no. You obviously haven't read the a.s FAQ recently.
Meow-meow is right out. I think that's the name of the new version, too.
- spatch, I feel like I'm banishing the meow-meowites to the land of Meownaan
or something, but it has to be done -
--
tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, back from the Shadows and ready to Beeeat the Reaper!
"I'm a candy bar! Break pieces of me off and enjoy me all day!" - Tom Servo
"It's the bug zapper in the Center Of The Earth." - Nate Scheidler
Gimme one good reason to stay at: http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula
Dr. Michael Mancini
I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
"Time to kill the meow meows."
Paul Whitehouse
says...
>I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
>
>Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
>favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
>sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>
>"Time to kill the meow meows."
>
>
Doc, I think it's time to get your meds adjusted. Meow is NOT another word
for faggot, queen,fairy,homo or any other derogatory phrase describing those
of the homosexual lifestyle, but is in fact a protest by the stupid against
intelligence. They have made their point, and you are pointless. Why don't
you just go back to the one thing you were good at - making lame attacks on
college students. At least you were deserving of pity then, now you just make
the rest of us higher mammals physically ill. Go away.
Byte me.
Felis Felix
>B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
>: gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
>: >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>: >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>: >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>: >> >
>: >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
>: >> >
>: >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on "Sweet
>: >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>: >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>: >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
>: >> > no more.
>: >>
>: >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>: >
>: >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
>: >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>
>
>: Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those woof woofs,
>: because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They have a
>: Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat Treatment before
>: it's over.
>
>: Squeezing out those meowsparks,
>: B. Eggs Benedict
>
>
>Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the mancini, you are *really* in
>sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>
Dominic Spera
->
-> B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
-> : gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
-> : >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
-> : >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
-> : >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
-> : >> >
-> : >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged
-reason. woof!!
-> : >> >
-> : >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass
-line on "Sweet
-> : >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a
-woof-woofer; the
-> : >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all
-that which
-> : >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please
-woof
-> : >> > no more.
-> : >>
-> : >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
-> : >
-> : >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
-> : >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
->
-> : Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those
-woof woofs,
-> : because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They
-have a
-> : Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat
-Treatment before
-> : it's over.
->
-> : Squeezing out those meowsparks,
-> : B. Eggs Benedict
->
-> I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
->
-> Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really*
-in
-> favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which
-their
-> sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
->
-> "Time to kill the meow meows."
Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
Dominic Spera
->
-> >B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
-> >: gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
-> >: >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
-> >: >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
-> >: >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
-> >: >> >
-> >: >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged
-reason. woof!!
-> >: >> >
-> >: >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass
-line on "Sweet
-> >: >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a
-woof-woofer; the
-> >: >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all
-that which
-> >: >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us.
-> >: >> > no more.
-> >: >>
-> >: >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
-> >: >
-> >: >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
-> >: >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
-> >
-> >
-> >: Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those
-woof woofs,
-> >: because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They
-have a
-> >: Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat
-Treatment before
-> >: it's over.
-> >
-> >: Squeezing out those meowsparks,
-> >: B. Eggs Benedict
-> >
-> >
-> >Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the mancini, you are
-*really* in
-> >favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which
-their
-> >sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
-> >
HEY! I used to play trumpet with Mancini, and I can tell you, he's no
faggot!! He was my bestest friend .... my special special friend .....
David Rosenfield
=>
=> Dr. Michael Mancini wrote:
=> ->
=> -> B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
=> -> : gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
=> -> : >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
=> -> : >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
=> -> : >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
=> -> : >> >
=> -> : >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged
=> -reason. woof!!
=> -> : >> >
=> -> : >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass
=> -line on "Sweet
=> -> : >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a
=> -woof-woofer; the
=> -> : >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny
=all
=> -that which
=> -> : >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us.
=Please
=> -woof
=> -> : >> > no more.
=> -> : >>
=> -> : >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
=> -> : >
=> -> : >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
=> -> : >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
=> ->
=> -> : Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those
=> -woof woofs,
=> -> : because they are going to bow down before the one they serve.
=They
=> -have a
=> -> : Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat
=> -Treatment before
=> -> : it's over.
=> ->
=> -> : Squeezing out those meowsparks,
=> -> : B. Eggs Benedict
=> ->
=> -> I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
=> ->
=> -> Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are
=*really*
=> -in
=> -> favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which
=> -their
=> -> sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
=> ->
=> -> "Time to kill the meow meows."
=>
=> Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
No more meowing!! I mean it! Get this the smeg out of alt.tv.red-dwarf!!!
Richard
->
-> -> >B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
-> -> >: gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
-> -> >: >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
-> -> >: >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
-> -> >: >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
-> -> >: >> >
-> -> >: >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged
-> -reason. woof!!
-> -> >: >> >
-> -> >: >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass
-> -line on "Sweet
-> -> >: >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a
-> -woof-woofer; the
-> -> >: >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny
-all
-> -that which
-> -> >: >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us.
-> -Please woof
-> -> >: >> > no more.
-> -> >: >>
-> -> >: >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
-> -> >: >
-> -> >: >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
-> -> >: >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
-> -> >
-> -> >
-> -> >: Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those
-> -woof woofs,
-> -> >: because they are going to bow down before the one they serve.
-They
-> -have a
-> -> >: Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat
->- -Treatment before
->- -> >: it's over.
-> -> >
-> -> >: Squeezing out those meowsparks,
-> -> >: B. Eggs Benedict
-> -> >
-> -> >I suppose all of you know that mancini is another word for faggot.
-> -> >
-> -> >Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the mancini, you are
-> -*really* in
-> -> >favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which
-> -their
-> -> >sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
-> -> >
-> -> >"meow meow"
->
-> HEY! I used to play trumpet with Mancini, and I can tell you, he's no
-> faggot!! He was my bestest friend .... my special special friend
-.....
It's time to take this thread into the NG it belongs in!!
Reverend Kaboom
[snip]
> -> : >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
> -> : >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
> -> I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
> ->
> -> Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in favor of
> -> exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their sole entertainment is
> -> engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
I've heard some pretty stupid things here (e.g., Winless gets laid, Alanis can sing), but
that has to be in the top 10 of the most ridiculous crap that's ever graced alt.flame.
The "Meow meow" is an annoying waster of bandwidth, that's all. Who is dreams of poking
(or getting poked by) is irrelevant.
> ->
> -> "Time to kill the meow meows."
Yep.
> Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
That's your business. (No flame intended.)
Reverend Kaboom
Reverend Kaboom
>
> Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>
> >Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>
>
> 1) Matt.
> 2) Bruce.
> 3) Meow.
Three phrases for you to ponder, member of species Felis useless.
1) Pickup truck
2) 120 km/hr (that's 75 mph for you non-metric morons)
3) Your head under my tires.
BTW, my brother no longer shares my Email address. He's at dbes...@mail.uoknor.edu.
Redirect flames to him.
Reverend Kaboom
L. Hirsch
goofball .. go play in your own newsgroup. Better yet, go annoy the Zappa
folks some more ... that's always good for a laugh.
Or bring Billy back.
I miss him.
Yer buddy,
Leah
> -> -> >I suppose all of you know that mancini is another word for faggot.
> -> -> >
Neheb-ka-f
>The Great Big Fucking Cat wrote:
[...]
>Three phrases for you to ponder, member of species Felis useless.
>
>1) Pickup truck
>2) 120 km/hr (that's 75 mph for you non-metric morons)
>3) Your head under my tires.
>
>BTW, my brother no longer shares my Email address. He's at >dbes...@mail.uoknor.edu.
>Redirect flames to him.
>Reverend Kaboom
I'm actually a Cosmic $erpent, myself, but what the hell........
MEOWW!!
---
neheb-ka-f
Cosmic $erpent
ObZoogz: I still can't get enough of ZR's cover of "Sweet Surrender."
It's gotten to the point where I'm afraid of checking out Tim
Buckley's original!
Tom E. Thompson
>Dominic Spera wrote:
>=> Dr. Michael Mancini wrote:
>=> -> B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
>=> -> : gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
>=> -> : >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>=> -> : >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>=> -> : >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged
>=> -reason. woof!!
>=Please woof no more.
>=> -> : >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>=> -> : >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
>=> -> : >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>=> -> : Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around
>=> -with those woof woofs, because they are going to bow down
>=> -before the one they serve. They
>=> -have a Howling Wind between their ears and
>=> -they're gonna get a Heat Treatment before it's over.
>=> -> I suppose all of you know that mancini is another word for faggot.
>=> -> Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the mancini, you are
>=*really* in favor of exterminating those who have chosen
>=> -a lifestyle in which their
>=> -> sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>=> ->
>=> -> "Time to kill the meow meows."
>=> Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
>No more meowing!! I mean it! Get this the smeg out of alt.tv.red-dwarf!!!
I would have honored your request, David, but then I noticed that you
had (for whatever reason) neglected to remove the group in question from
the headers in your reply. I am forced to conclude that you are yourself
a stealth meow-meower, which is fine, because I am one too.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Tom E. Thompson
Madison, Wisconsin
Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo
>
>ObZoogz: I still can't get enough of ZR's cover of "Sweet Surrender."
> It's gotten to the point where I'm afraid of checking out Tim
> Buckley's original!
Buckley's original (on GREETINGS FROM L.A.---a great album) is
terrific, but mine is in (and of) another world all together.
_________________________________________________
"It makes me laugh to hear you say how far you've come,
when you barely know how to use your thumb so you know
how to count to one." --Don Van Vliet
--ZRTLM
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.htm
mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Neheb-ka-f
>Neheb-ka-f <nehe...@ausar.aeo.net> wrote:
>>
>>ObZoogz: I still can't get enough of ZR's cover of "Sweet Surrender."
>> It's gotten to the point where I'm afraid of checking out Tim
>> Buckley's original!
>
>Buckley's original (on GREETINGS FROM L.A.---a great album) is
>terrific, but mine is in (and of) another world all together.
Thanks for the advice, ZR; I'll see what I can do to find a copy here in
Bugfuckville. Now that I'm able to make out the words somewhat, "Sweet
Surrender" seems positively haunting to me, maybe even chilling. Certainly
not the sort of song I would expect someone who calls himself "The Liquid
Moamo" to cover, much less make his own... as you most certainly do.
By the way, you still never have osmosticized my WWW site. In case you
care to do so now, the URL is http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3974/ and
I invite all of your fans to stop by too.
Your fan,
Neheb-ka-f
Cosmic $erpent and Occasional Meow-Meower
John Arnold Grubor
pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse) wrote:
>In article <4jrjo2$o...@uuneo.neosoft.com>, man...@starbase.neosoft.come
>says...
>
>>I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
>>
>>Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
>>favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
>>sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>>
>>"Time to kill the meow meows."
>>
>>
>
> Doc, I think it's time to get your meds adjusted. Meow is NOT another word
>for faggot, queen,fairy,homo or any other derogatory phrase describing those
>of the homosexual lifestyle, but is in fact a protest by the stupid against
So you are saying that homosexuals are stupid...
>intelligence. They have made their point, and you are pointless. Why don't
>you just go back to the one thing you were good at - making lame attacks on
>college students. At least you were deserving of pity then, now you just make
>the rest of us higher mammals physically ill. Go away.
> Byte me.
>
The good Doc has never made lame attacks. His are justified you numbnut!
Get this through your thick fucking skull! What are you, a pedofile? I
have email confirming this and the Usenet Freedom Council will here of
your attrocities.
--
John A. Grubor
Manus, Org.
DrCyberMeow
Pauline Whitehouse
pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse) wrote:
>In article <gram-31039...@206.102.227.79>, gr...@vermontel.comn
>says...
>>In article <315B58...@uoknor.edu>, Reverend Kaboom <kab...@uoknor.edu>
>>wrote:
>>> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>>> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason.
>woof!!
>>> >
>>> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on
>"Sweet
>>> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>>> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>>> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
>>no more.
>>> >
>>> > Khashy
>>>
>>> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>>
>>
>>Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
>>Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>>
>>Dog man
>>>
>>>
>>> Reverend Kaboom
>
>
> The deal is that the meow-meow people have so much time on their hands
>that they feel compelled to spam the entire usenet with banal and insipid
>posts which belong on only ONE newsgroup - that being alt.stupidity, mainly
>because of the thread's essentially stupid nature.
> Byte me.
KEEP THIS OUT OF ALT.FOOD.DENNYS!!!
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Willie Lapin
>From: man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini)
>Subject: Re: Cabin Boy Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOWW!
>Date: 2 Apr 1996 16:13:54 GMT
>B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
>: gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
>: >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>: >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
>: >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
>: >> >
>: >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
>: >> >
>: >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on "Sweet
>: >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
>: >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
>: >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
>: >> > no more.
>: >>
>: >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>: >
>: >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
>: >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
>: Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those woof woofs,
>: because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They have a
>: Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat Treatment before
>: it's over.
>: Squeezing out those meowsparks,
>: B. Eggs Benedict
>I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
>Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
>favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
>sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>"Time to kill the meow meows."
Hey, I'm waiting chickenshit!
Danny
=alt.tv.red-dwarf!!!
=>
=> I would have honored your request, David, but then I noticed that you
=> had (for whatever reason) neglected to remove the group in question
=from
=> the headers in your reply. I am forced to conclude that you are
=yourself
=> a stealth meow-meower, which is fine, because I am one too.
=>
=> Meow!
=> Meow!
=> Meow!
=> Tom E. Thompson
=> Madison, Wisconsin
I think he kept alt.tv.red-dwarf in the meow headers so everyone there
could meow see how hard he was meow trying to keep meow spam meow out of
thier newsgroup.
Danny aka Herb Kohl aka I can't sleep because the sound of construction
outside my window is too loud aka I never asked for that stupid Arena to
be built.
Madison, Wisconsin
Dr. Michael Mancini
Paul Whitehouse
>Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
Yeah, Doc Mancini is "special" alright - as in "special olympics"!
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>>
>>I suppose all of you know that mancini is another word for
fuckmaroon.
>>
>>Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the mancini, you are *really* in
>>favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
>>sole entertainment is drooling uncontrolably while trying desperately to
fire up their other neuron.
>>
>>fuck all"meow meow"s!
>
>
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>HEY! I used to play trumpet with Mancini, and I can tell you, he's no
>faggot!! He was my bestest friend .... my special special friend .....
That wouldn't be the "trouser trumpet" by any chance, would it?
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>It's time to take this thread into the NG it belongs in!!
Really? You mean there really is a newsgroup called
alt.useless.brain-dead.fuckmaroons ? Yay!
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>>No more meowing!! I mean it! Get this the smeg out of alt.tv.red-dwarf!!!
>
>I would have honored your request, David, but then I noticed that you
>had (for whatever reason) neglected to remove the group in question from
>the headers in your reply. I am forced to conclude that you are yourself
>a stealth meow-meower, which is fine, because I am one too.
>
>Meow!
>Meow!
>Meow!
>Tom E. Thompson
>Madison, Wisconsin
>
>
Stealth? My ass! You meow-meowers shouldn't rely too heavily on the
Klingon cloaking device to keep your posts "stealthy" - It's way too unstable
for everyday use.
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>I've heard some pretty stupid things here (e.g., Winless gets laid, Alanis
can sing), but
>that has to be in the top 10 of the most ridiculous crap that's ever graced
alt.flame.
>
>The "Meow meow" is an annoying waster of bandwidth, that's all. Who is
dreams of poking
>(or getting poked by) is irrelevant.
>
>> ->
>> -> "Time to kill the meow meows."
>
>Yep.
>
>> Mancini is my special friend. Meow.
>
>That's your business. (No flame intended.)
>
>
>Reverend Kaboom
If you think you hear some ridiculous shit from the hairballs (aka
"meow-meowers") on alt.flame, you should see the shit that ends up on
alt.food.dennys. Trully an experiment in artificial stupidity run amok on
usenet.
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>>"Time to kill the meow meows."
>
>
>Hey, I'm waiting chickenshit!
Which are you - a meow-meow or a homosexual individual? This makes a
difference. If you are a meow-meow then you definitely deserve to die. In
that case, report with all due haste to your local ASPCA and turn yourself in
for euthanizing. If you are a homosexual, kindly disregard Doc Mancini's
infantile spewing of filth. Unless you are a meow-meow as well as a
homosexual, in which case the meow-meow takes precedence. In which case
report with all due haste to your local ASPCA and turn yourself in for
euthanizing.
Byte me.
Willie Lapin
>From: man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini)
>Subject: Re: Cabin Boy Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOWW!
>: >Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
>: >favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
>: >sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
>: >"Time to kill the meow meows."
>: Hey, I'm waiting chickenshit!
>Free Willie!
It's been free ever since my first marriage.
Willie Lapin
>From: pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse)
>Subject: Re: Cabin Boy Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOWW!
Hey! I'm a faggot.! You got a fucking problem wit' dat!! take it up wit' me.
WILLIE
I Want Liver
>Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>
>>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>
>
>1) Matt.
>2) Bruce.
>3) Meow.
Also:
I want tuna.
I want liver.
I want chicken.
Please deliver.
Meow meow meow meow!
I Want Liver
Dr. Michael Mancini
: In article <4ka18p$e...@uuneo.neosoft.com> man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini) writes:
: >From: man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini)
: >Date: 8 Apr 1996 03:30:33 GMT
: >Willie Lapin (wla...@ucla.edu) wrote:
: >: In article <4jrjo2$o...@uuneo.neosoft.com> man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini) writes:
: >: >From: man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini)
: >: >Subject: Re: Cabin Boy Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOWW!
: >: >Date: 2 Apr 1996 16:13:54 GMT
: >: >B. Eggs Benedict (eg...@vixxen.com) wrote:
: >: >: gr...@vermontel.com (Graham J. Parker) wrote:
: >: >: >Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
: >: >: >> Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:
: >: >: >> > wla...@ucla.edu (Willie Lapin) wrote:
: >: >: >> >
: >: >: >> > >Woof woof woof, and woof. It's nice to have some dogged reason. woof!!
: >: >: >> >
: >: >: >> > Willie, don't tell me that the creator of that awesome bass line on "Sweet
: >: >: >> > Surrender" is a woof-woofer. You are too cool to be a woof-woofer; the
: >: >: >> > woof-woofers deny Dada and deny the Liquid Moamo and deny all that which
: >: >: >> > does not SUCK. We meow-meowers know you are one of us. Please woof
: >: >: >> > no more.
: >: >: >>
: >: >: >> Time to kill the Meow Meows.
: >: >: >
: >: >: >Amen! Death to all Meow Meows!!!!!
: >: >: >Somebody tell me, What is the fucking deal?
: >: >: Wow! A real live Rock Star! Graham, don't hang around with those woof woofs,
: >: >: because they are going to bow down before the one they serve. They have a
: >: >: Howling Wind between their ears and they're gonna get a Heat Treatment before
: >: >: it's over.
: >: >: Squeezing out those meowsparks,
: >: >: B. Eggs Benedict
: >: >I suppose all of you know that meow is another word for faggot.
: >: >Therefore, if you are in favor of killing the meow, you are *really* in
: >: >favor of exterminating those who have chosen a lifestyle in which their
: >: >sole entertainment is engaging in arse-fucking their fellow man.
: >: >"Time to kill the meow meows."
: >: Hey, I'm waiting chickenshit!
: >Free Willie!
: It's been free ever since my first marriage.
Willie Horton?
Dr. Michael Mancini
: In article <DpKJI...@mv.mv.com> pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse) writes:
: >From: pa...@mustang.mv.com (Paul Whitehouse)
: >In article <3162C3...@jazz.iu.edu>, sp...@jazz.iu.edu says...
: >>HEY! I used to play trumpet with Mancini, and I can tell you, he's no
: >>faggot!! He was my bestest friend .... my special special friend .....
: > That wouldn't be the "trouser trumpet" by any chance, would it?
: > Byte me.
: Hey! I'm a faggot.! You got a fucking problem wit' dat!! take it up wit' me.
I didn't think faggots HAD fucking problems, as long as there was a
vacant arsehole nearby.
tv's Spatch
>The Great Big Fucking Cat <meow...@meow.meow.meow.org> wrote:
>>Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>>
>>Three words for you to ponder, Dannie boy.
>>
>>1) Matt.
>>2) Bruce.
>>3) Meow.
>Also:
>I want tuna.
>I want liver.
>I want chicken.
>Please deliver.
Iiii want candy
(bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp)
Iiii want candy
(bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp)
- spatch, who knows what boys like, who knows what guys want -
--
tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790. My mother was a Bozoette in high school.
"Hey! There's no food here! You tricked me, you big dumb liar cat!"
- 2 Stupid Dogs
Big dumb liar cats abound at: http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula
Paul Whitehouse
says...
>Free Willie!
>
Free WHOSE Willie, exactly? Your willie? You'd need to grow one first,
Doc.
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>>Free Willie!
>
>It's been free ever since my first marriage.
Really? You should consider charging a nominal fee for admission; Free
makes you sound a bit cheap. No offense intended.
Byte me.
Paul Whitehouse
>
>The Great Big Fucking Cat <meow...@meow.meow.meow.org> wrote:
>>Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>>
>>Three words for you to ponder, Dannie boy.
>>
>>1) Matt.
>>2) Bruce.
>>3) Meow.
>
>Also:
>
>I want tuna.
>I want liver.
>I want chicken.
>Please deliver.
>
>I Want Liver
>
>
So? Go to the goddam shop n' save and leave us the fuck alone! Aisle 5,
halfway down on your right.
Byte me.
john patrick lodder
tv's Spatch <spa...@javanet.com> wrote:
>And thus did I Want Liver <ee...@cornflakes.com> spake, speaking:
>
>>>Daniel W. Beshear <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Time to kill the Meow Meows.
>>>
>>>Three words for you to ponder, Dannie boy.
>>>
>>>1) Matt.
>>>2) Bruce.
>>>3) Meow.
>
>>Also:
>
>>I want tuna.
>>I want liver.
>>I want chicken.
>>Please deliver.
>
>(bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp)
>Iiii want candy
>(bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp)
>
>- spatch, who knows what boys like, who knows what guys want -
Annabella, or waitresses?
Besides, drum roll and context shift:
I hate liver
Liver makes me quiver
Liver makes me curl right up and die
It makes me cry.
=====================================================
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are not those of my employer.
=====================================================
Willie Lapin
>: >>HEY! I used to play trumpet with Mancini, and I can tell you, he's no
>: >>faggot!! He was my bestest friend .... my special special friend .....
>: > That wouldn't be the "trouser trumpet" by any chance, would it?
>: > Byte me.
Hey! I'm a faggot.! You got a fucking problem wit' dat!! take it up wit'
me.
>I didn't think faggots HAD fucking problems, as long as there was a
>vacant arsehole nearby.
A voice from the shallow end of the "macho-male" gene pool.
Paul Whitehouse
says...
>: >: >"Time to kill the meow meows."
>
>: >: Hey, I'm waiting chickenshit!
>
>: >Free Willie!
>
>: It's been free ever since my first marriage.
>
>Willie Horton?
>
No, Willie Nelson.
Byte me.