I think Steve Austin is MEAN!
saustin...@windbag.bc.ca.freenet.com
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> thunk:
>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>
>That lousy bastard.
>
>--ZRTLM
>mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
>http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
>news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
>
Do you not know all wresstling is
faking? This was not a realbaby
child. It was a dead baby. Donated
by the little sisters of the St. Alley.
This were noughta reel old lady. It
were an old man with a wig. Dead? Already? Too
so.
Giovannie del la Reese
ed
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote:
>
> They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
> reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
> the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
> audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
> obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>
> That lousy bastard.
>
> --ZRTLM
> mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
> http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
All I now is that Shit's gonna hit the fan if he puts the stunner on
SUNNY!!!
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
Gregory Roberts
Is it just me, or is SCSA everywhere these days? I turned on Seinfeld
the other night and Austin was hitting Kramer with the Stunner.
"Get a haircut, you pathetic piece o' trash!"
WHAM!
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote:
>
Ian Palmer
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:
> They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
> reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
> the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
> audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
> obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
> That lousy bastard.
What a heinous act.
Ian.
Blaine Thompson
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote:
> They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
> reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
> the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
> audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
> obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>
> That lousy bastard.
Aw Zoogz! Stop blowing everything out of proportion! Austin rules!
Just because he doesn't fit in with the old style of wrestling that had
evil Russians and milk drinking cowboys...
I'm sure I'm gonna mark out BIG TIME when I see the tape. Besides, the
brat probably deserved it! I bet he was crying during Austin's match!!
I wish he'd give YOU the STONE COLD STUNNER! And THAT'S THE BOTTOM
LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!!!
Blaine 3:16 ;)
Dave Langille
Welcome back Zoogz. Havn't heard tell of you in a while
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
jay...@aol.com (Jaydust) wrote:
>From: Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
>>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>>
>>That lousy bastard.
>
>of the funniest things I've ever seen.
>
>MOTHER: Oh, Stone Cold. Remember me from your "King of the Ring" victory
>celebration last year?
>AUSTIN: How can I forget? You've got one earring, you've got shaggy
>hair, and I still wake up in a cold sweat from that nagging voice of yours.
>MOTHER: That night of passion we had was the most memorable moment of my life.
>AUSTIN: Maybe for you. I only did it to shut you up. You just talk and
>talk and talk, just like a jackass. It sucks.
>MOTHER: Well, I wanted you to meet somebody very special. It's your son,
>Steve Jr.
>AUSTIN: My son?
><The mother holds up the crying baby for Austin to see.>
>MOTHER: Yes. But I'm not going to ask for anything from you. I know
>you're a busy man, traveling all across the country, and you didn't expect
>this. But seeing as how you may never come around this way again, I wanted
>you to see your son, the product of our love, just one time before you left.
>AUSTIN: I... I didn't know. He's beautiful, just like his mother. You
>know, I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm going to quit wrestling to help
>raise this kid.
>MOTHER: ...really?
>AUSTIN: Yes, and I'm going to enjoy watching him grow up. Almost as much
>as I'm going to enjoy *kicking his ass!*
><Austin kicks the mother in the stomach, then grabs the baby around the
>head and delivers the Stone Cold Stunner. The mother cries as Austin gives
>both the middle finger.>
>AUSTIN: D.T.A. you stupid piece of garbage, don't ever trust no one. I
>ain't gonna raise this stupid kid, never, because he's nothin' but a
>whining crybaby like Bret Hart, and he sucks!
><Austin turns around to leave and is stopped by a senior citizen in a
>wheelchair.>
>WOMAN: Listen you young <bleep>, I just saw what you did, and it's
><bleeping> disgraceful.
>AUSTIN: Yeah, well what are you gonna do about it?
>WOMAN: Nothing! You're the one who has to get a <bleeping> grip on
>yourself! You can't go around stunning six-month-old babies. Can't you
>see that she wanted you to see your son because she cares for you. We all
>care for you. Steve, listen. The only way you're going to make it in this
>world is if you play by the rules. I'm telling you this because I want to
>see you back in the ring, and I care. Just like that woman cares, and your
>son cares, and Vince cares, and all the fans care, well all except for
>Fitz. Don't do this, Steve.
>AUSTIN: You're right. I appreciate your telling me this. It feels good
>knowing that you all care. It would also feel good, however, to *kick your
>ass!*
><Austin kicks the woman in the chest, grabs her by the gray hair and drops
>her with the Stone Cold Stunner. The woman convulses violently on the
>ground as Austin flips her the bird.>
>AUSTIN: Take that, you pathetic piece of garbage. You looked like Bret
>Hart sitting there in your stupid little wheelchair talkin' down at me.
>Nobody talks down to Stone Cold! And don't expect a Mother's Day card from
>me next year, either. All my life you treated me like a dog and expected
>me to smile. Well, I'll smile just as soon as I'm finished kickin' your ass!
>
> I liked the clincher, that the old woman is really Austin's mom.
>They should be showing it on "Shotgun Saturday Night" (or "WWF NY" as it's
>called here.)
>
>-------------
>Remember the name... Jaydust!
>
But you didn't cross-post this over to alt.fan.zoogz-rift!
What the hell good does it do, just posting it to rec.sport.pro-wrestling?
THESE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN READ!!!
(sigh) I give up.
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
Christopher Lane Filbey <clf...@mail.usask.ca> wrote:
>Taz Dude14 wrote:
>>
>> WHAT MORON ALL WRESTLING IS FAKE AND AUSTIN REALLY IS NICE HES FRIENDS
>> WITH Bret Hart
>
>Be patient with Zoogz. His wrestling knowledge is rather limited, and
>not nearly the calibre of ours. I'l bet he doesn't even know a thing
>about the inner workings of the business... at least not like WE do.
>
>Chris
And BELIEVE ME---Whatever I *DO* know, I'm trying to forget!!! ;)
Marieta
To quote Hugh Morrus: Now THATS Funny!!!!! This was one of the funniest
pieces of material I have ever read, I still have tears in my eyes & my
stomach aches from the laughter. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!
The Bogus Prophet
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> farted:
I'm confused. I thought you wanted to do things that might actually
make you some money?
>--ZRTLM
>mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
>http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
>news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
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Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
"Marieta" <mar...@fastlane.net> wrote:
>To quote Hugh Morrus: Now THATS Funny!!!!! This was one of the funniest
>pieces of material I have ever read, I still have tears in my eyes & my
>stomach aches from the laughter. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!
>
I should be a fucking comedian.
--ZRTLM
ninyuk...@rocketmail.com
In article <60eh74$s...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
> jay...@aol.com (Jaydust) wrote:
> >From: Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
> mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
> http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
> news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
*Some* of the wrestling fans must be able to read, otherwise they
wouldn't have gotten a newsgroup. Now, then, asking them to spell
"read".... that might be more of a challenge (sign seen at a wrestling
event: "Vince McMann is a looser")(and I do agree with the Vince
sentiment: he *is* a loser :-)).
-------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====-----------------------
http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet
Kelly Vaters
Welcome back, Zoogz! How about re-posting your manifesto so that the
newbies'll know who you are. That's now about three-quarters of the ng. 8)
Kelly, the Eternally Confused 8)
--
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
"Doktor Wu" <MAILER-DAEMON@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:
> kevbob wrote in article ...
>:In article <34295e72.4927102@news>,
>:saustin...@windbag.bc.ca.freenet.com wrote:
>:
>:> Do you not know all wresstling is
>:> faking? This was not a realbaby
>:> child. It was a dead baby. Donated
>:> by the little sisters of the St. Alley.
>:> This were noughta reel old lady. It
>:> were an old man with a wig. Dead? Already? Too
>:> so.
>:>
>:> Giovannie del la Reese
>:
>:wrestling is N OT faked!!!!!!!!
>:
>
>Tha depends on your point of view -- it's not fake in that they *do* take
>some hits, although not as nasty as they look (unless someone fucks up) --
>it's fake in that it's pretty well planned. IT'S A STUNT SHOW! Take my word
>for it. My mom's second husband did that gig between seasons with the L.A.
>Rams in the late '60s.
>
>
>
This is bullshit. I worked in the business for three years, and I once
saw Bob Backlund bite the head off a live chicken on a bar bet, in
Minneapolis a few years ago. Wresting is NOT fake---in fact, it's
sick and depraved, and anybody with any smarts will keep away from
it. It's one thing to go to the shows or watch it on TV, but I'm telling
you---DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. These people are nuts.
marv...@mindspring.com
In <60biks$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>, Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> writes:
>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>
>That lousy bastard.
>
>mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
>http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
>news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
>
>
Rev. Doc. Junior Mynts
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Clench of the Prostrate Prostate
sms...@mindspring.com
John Henry
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote in article
<60gqs1$n...@nntp02.primenet.com>...
>"Marieta" <mar...@fastlane.net> wrote:
>>To quote Hugh Morrus: Now THATS Funny!!!!! This was one of the funniest
>>pieces of material I have ever read, I still have tears in my eyes & my
>>stomach aches from the laughter. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!
>I should be a fucking comedian.
Heyyy...did you ever think about becoming a manager? You're pretty funny!
--
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http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/4308/
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
John Henry
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote in article
>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>
>That lousy bastard.
Yeah, tell it, dada-o. Somebody oughta break that cat's neck, or something.
spam on me-@worldnet.att.net Nat and Al Enquirer
Yes, Mr. Austin is a big meanie. We want to thank our wife for reading
your post to us, as we only read RSPW.
--
Respectfully,
Nat and Al
(To reply, remove the phrase "-don't spam on me-" from address)
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> wrote in article
<60eh74$s...@nntp02.primenet.com>...
> jay...@aol.com (Jaydust) wrote:
> >From: Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
> >
> >>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
> >>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
> >>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
> >>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
> >>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
> >>
> >>That lousy bastard.
---snipped Jaydust - see elsewhere----
Jaydust
From: Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com>
>jay...@aol.com (Jaydust) wrote:
>>From: Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
>>
>>>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>>>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>>>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>>>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>>>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>>>
>>>That lousy bastard.
{My post deleted}
>But you didn't cross-post this over to alt.fan.zoogz-rift!
>
>What the hell good does it do, just posting it to rec.sport.pro-wrestling?
>THESE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN READ!!!
>
>(sigh) I give up.
>
>--ZRTLM
>mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
>http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
>news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Having never have heard of 'alt.fan.zoogz-rift' one week ago, I'm
quite surprised to find a post of mine a topic of discussion on this
newsgroup. It is for this reason that I decided to check it out. Little
did I know that the original post was cross-posted, but even less did I
know that I was expected to cross-post my response.
Besides the point that AOL does not seem to have cross-posting
capabilities (as far as I've found), I've never understood the need to
cross-post messages. This post, for example, isn't being cross-posted to
RSPW because it's only relevent to this newsgroup.
I've never given any previous thought to posting to
'alt.fan.zoogz-rift' because I don't even know what a Zoogz Rift is, let
alone being a fan of it. As for comparing the number of posters to RSPW to
AFZR, it seems the obvious there are more capable readers posting to RSPW.
------------------------------------------
Remember the name... Jaydust!
Frequent poster to rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Zachary Miller
In article <6139e4$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>, Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid
Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>I once saw Steve Austin BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE CHICKEN
>in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the shit out of me!
That's nothing!
I once saw Zoogz Rift BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE MIDGET
in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the Liquid Moamo out of me!
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Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
"John Henry" <jhn...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote in article
><60biks$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>...
>
>>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>>
>>That lousy bastard.
>
>--
>John Henry
>http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/4308/
>If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
>
>
>
I once saw Steve Austin BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE CHICKEN
in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the shit out of me!
--ZRTLM
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo
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Zachary Miller
In article <6139e4$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>, Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid
Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>I once saw Steve Austin BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE CHICKEN
>in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the shit out of me!
That's nothing!
I once saw Zoogz Rift BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE MIDGET
in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the Liquid Moamo out of me!
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en4cer <en4...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>In article <6139e4$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
> Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo <moam...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
>>>Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote in article
>>><60biks$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>...
>>>
>>>>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
>>>>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
>>>>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
>>>>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
>>>>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
>>>>
>>>>That lousy bastard.
>>>
>>>Yeah, tell it, dada-o. Somebody oughta break that cat's neck, or
>something.
>>>--
>>>John Henry
>>>http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/4308/
>>>If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the shit out of me!
>>
>>mailto:<moam...@primenet.com>
>>http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/zoogz/
>>news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
>>
>>
>
>in a bar bet in Minneapoli, MN????????
>
>
>En4cer - Part of RSPWWCW Triple Threat O||/
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>All of RSPWWCW fears the "EN4CER"
>1997 record 7-2 3.36 era, .476 ba
Come to think of it, I haven't! I saw Dan Quayle! Mother Theresa!
I saw Pat Patterson (but he bit the DICK off a live chicken---yeah, yeah,
don't email me, I know chickens don't have a dick---they have TWO
dicks)! Tom Brokaw! Jerry Seinfeld! Rosie O'Donnel! Glenn Close!
Ben Vereen (this one's pretty esoteric... ;) )! Hector Guerrero (less
esoteric)! Some old toothless blues guy!
And the list goes on and on...
I thank you for your time.
John Henry
Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote:
>
> "John Henry" <jhn...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> >Zoogz Rift -- The Liquid Moamo wrote in article
> ><60biks$i...@nntp02.primenet.com>...
> >
> >>They haven't shown this on television (yet), but I just heard from a
> >>reliable source that wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin yesterday put
> >>the Stone Cold stunner on a SIX MONTH OLD BABY from the
> >>audience!!! Then some old woman in a wheelchair was shouting
> >>obscenities at him, and he DID THE SAME THING to HER!!!
> >>That lousy bastard.
> >Yeah, tell it, dada-o. Somebody oughta break that cat's neck, or something.
>
> I once saw Steve Austin BITE THE HEAD OFF A LIVE CHICKEN
> in a bar bet in Minneapolis, MN!!! Scared the shit out of me!
Heh....Stone Cold Steve Osbourne?
John Henry Aldridge
(if *anybody* is still understanding this by now, they spent *way* too
much time listening to Randy Rhodes in the early '80s...)
William Price
I have no need for POSEUR Steve Austins, Only the REal six million
dollar Steve for me.
Perhaps he and legume can wrassle, no? Bionics vs. Beans?