FUCK, no! Why the fuck would you think that, man? Don't listen to that
jagoff Howard Stern!
Remember the scene in Reality Bytes when Ms. Ryder storms out of the
television studio after she realizes the network has warped her work?
She's dressed in the doily dress, sans foundation garments.
Implants don't move like that.
--
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This message from. -Thos. M. Jolly
Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate. -Wm. Okham
Remember the scene in Reality Bytes when Ms. Ryder storms out of the
television studio after she realizes the network has warped her work?
She's dressed in the doily dress, sans foundation garments.
Implants don't move like that.
Tale a look at Pamela Lee. Implants don't move at all.
>No, she has never had breast implants. They are real. But, why do you
>care?
Uh? Uh?
How many times a year is this one asked? Don't we have some sort of FAQ
for this yet?
The answer, btw, is no. And if you'd lurked a bit longer, you probably
would have already known that.
--
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When your destiny is as great as mine,
someone's bound to be out to get you...
In chaos all things are possible.
There *must* be a FAQ somewhere out there on this topic!
There *must* be a FAQ somewhere out there on this topic!
John
Doug Browning
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http://www.winnipeg.freenet.mb.ca/~vgt507
Breasts are subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat), and (pardon my crudity)
more than a handful is a waste.
>Breasts are subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat), and (pardon my crudity)
>more than a handful is a waste.
More precisely, breasts are modified sebacious (sweat) glands. :-)
Right, except for the attractive fatty part.
: mikael.larsson wrote in article <343393ac...@nntpserver.swip.net>...
: >Has Winona Ryder breast implants?
OK this has become a big problem here. We are obviously going to have to
make inqueries to the Bureau of Implants and settle this once and for
all. Also do you think her lips have been augmented?
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>abbatt (abb...@pacbell.net) wrote:
>: Why would you care?
>
>: mikael.larsson wrote in article <343393ac...@nntpserver.swip.net>...
>
>: >Has Winona Ryder breast implants?
>
>OK this has become a big problem here. We are obviously going to have to
>make inqueries to the Bureau of Implants and settle this once and for
>all.
Do that. Make sure that you keep the rest of us abreast of the
situation.
Three days later Roger was released from the hospital with a
maractulously healed liver. A liver that had been dead three days
before. Up and out he came by his old office once to see me, just to
pick up the most expensive of our equipment. He left me with the junk
and all the bills. He moves with other friends now. He says he could
never forgive me for not coming and visiting him. And he doesn't know
that he was given the last rites. He was told but it's not something he
is interested in and he forgot. Just to be clear and to put closure I
threw out that picture of him and his son the other day. I really tired
of people that have been taught to take for a living. And in my mind he
just another perfect example of a stereotype of the GReedy American JEw.
J.
>Has Winona Ryder breast implants?
If you will look at older pictures you will see that noni
got one breast earlier than the other. Her right one was full sized by
age thirteen or so and the other didn't fill out until later. Unless
she got the surgery done during her early teens (unlikely) and only
had an implant in one tit for a while (also very unlikely, i'd rekon
her boobs are the genuine article.
IMHO
Has Pamela Anderson brain implants ???
Please answer me !!!
Ed..
mikael.larsson <mikael....@mbox309.swipnet.se> a écrit dans l'article
<343393ac...@nntpserver.swip.net>...
ECOLIVET <ECOL...@msn.com> wrote in article
<01bccc58$0d4a6920$964cfac2@default>...
> If she has... where are they ?
> I prefer to consider it is a joke question...
>
> Has Pamela Anderson brain implants ???
> Please answer me !!!
>
> Ed..
>How con you expect her (pam) to improve something she never had in the
first place.
Chris.
I have their west coast address in Silicon Valley if you need it.
>>
>> Ed..
>>How con you expect her (pam) to improve something she never had in the
>first place.
>Chris.
>> mikael.larsson <mikael....@mbox309.swipnet.se> a écrit dans l'article
>> <343393ac...@nntpserver.swip.net>...
>> > Has Winona Ryder breast implants?
>> >
>>
But why would Winona get breast implants in the first place? She
seems woman enough to me. Vivacious, sexy, and subtle. But maybe
she really wanted to make her presence known around men? (Or even
women?) To give an added flair to her everyday life. She certainly
could afford the breast implants. Perhaps she is getting big
movie roles now for the breasts? Or she was just trying to impress
some guy out there? Anyone know who the mystery man is?
John
On Thu, 25 Sep 1997, Thos. M. Jolly wrote:
> abbatt wrote:
> >
> > Why would you care?
> >
> > mikael.larsson wrote in article <343393ac...@nntpserver.swip.net>...
> >
> > >Has Winona Ryder breast implants?
>
> Breasts are subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat), and (pardon my crudity)
> more than a handful is a waste.
>
> Thos. M. Jolly wrote:
> > Breasts are subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat), and (pardon my crudity)
> > more than a handful is a waste.
> > --
> > Every profession is a conspiracy against the laity. -Geo. B. Shaw
> > This message from. -Thos. M. Jolly
> > Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate. -Wm. Okham
> >
> >
Breasts are subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat), and (pardon my crudity)
>more than a handful is a waste.
>>More precisely, breasts are modified sebacious (sweat) glands. :-)
>>Right, except for the attractive fatty part.
>> Doug Browning wrote:
>
> Actually, breasts also contain mammary gland and connective tissue.
Maybe I can lay this poor dead horse to rest.
I recall two scenes in Ms. Ryder's films that negate the idea of breast
implants. In Dracula, she runs down some stair in her nightgown seeking
Lucy, jiggling nicely, and in Reality Bytes, she stalks out of the TV
studio in her doily dress, obviously sans bra and also displaying
maximum movement. Breast with implants don't move in that decidedly
attention grabbing fashion - the hardly move at all.
A few random thoughts:
1) Fuck the media;
2) She wouldn't NEED to get breast implants to "impress some guy."
3) What is it with her and lead singers of groups? (Perhaps the record
companies or the band's management are floating these rumours to gain
notoriety for the band - "Lead singer of BishoPedophile seeing American
actress Winona Ryder" makes for good (yellow journal) headlines);
4) Assuming her "fling" with Jay Kay didn't work out because of her
filming and his touring, wouldn't she have the same problem with this
Damon Albarn? I would assume Blur doesn't follow the Steely Dan touring
philosophy, i.e. no touring.
A little tit for tat?
Oh, now look what you've made me do!