"Man, where have all the posters gone?"
He looks around the room at the empty walls and sighs, then a smile comes to
his face. He opens the door and shouts...
"PARTY IN THE AFW ROOM!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on guys, let's liven things up with a pre-holiday party. Kinda like a
round Robin, but we can have as many of whatever pilot you want, curtosy of
Rent a Rogue.
Let the insanity begin.
*~ Alison Sky ~*
-=waves hand across screen in Jedi-ish fashion=-
One day, I will be a real Star Wars author.
Till then -> http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/jedichild/index.html
Hooo boy. You guys have fun. With rules like that I'm going to take about
fifteen Jainas and go find a nice quiet spot somewhere.... *eg*
Josh
Sheesh...
Can we tell your fiancee about that?
Or maybe Jag?
Oh, well, there's your starter. Swinging with the Fel-Organa-Solos ;-)
> Josh
>
Would love to join in, Ali, but unless someone n the UK wants to lend me a
laptop for the next month...
*Sigh*
*Yawn*
Five hours sleep does me no good whatsoever
Mike
Mike, you've just scarred me with some very disturbing mental images. Ugh.
Josh
I'll get you for that...
>... and drops a pin...
>
>"Man, where have all the posters gone?"
>
>He looks around the room at the empty walls and sighs, then a smile comes to
>his face. He opens the door and shouts...
>
>"PARTY IN THE AFW ROOM!"
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Come on guys, let's liven things up with a pre-holiday party. Kinda like a
>round Robin, but we can have as many of whatever pilot you want, curtosy of
>Rent a Rogue.
>
>Let the insanity begin.
>
>
Some tips -
1. Don't play darts with a drunk Jedi. They cheat.
2. Don't try and go drink for drink with a Gand.
3. Don't try and drink what a Gand's drinking. At all.
4. Give drunken pilots lots of room - they swing their hands around a
lot telling their stories.
5. It's not a good idea to go mouthing off about Farmboy in public.
Force-chokes are bad enough, but Force-wedgies are worse.
6. Don't try to insinuate that Wes and Hobbie are lovers. Unless
you're female, and you want to get either or both into bed. In that
case, goading them into 'proving they're not' is a viable tactic. They
don't want to go public about it, you see.
7. Even when Wedge is near-paralytic, don't try and take him on in the
simulators, unless you enjoy having your arse handed to you in a hat.
8. Make sure Winter isn't around before ribbing Tycho about being far
to melodramatic for his own good.
9. Double-check - Winter is sneaky.
10. No, really. I mean it. You *have* to make sure.
11. No matter how they sell it, don't listen to anyone offering you a
'Tattooine Shower'. You'll be finding sand in all sorts of interesting
places for weeks.
12. Don't sit on the Ewok.
13. If you meet Kirney Slane, don't be embarrassed if you forget her
name. Chances are, she will too.
14. It's important not to laugh if Elassar tries his 'Wormdo' line on
you. He thinks it's bad luck if someone does.
15. Don't mouth off against Corellia. Just... don't. The egos will
crush you.
That's all I can recall off the top of my head. :) Have fun!
Josh.
--
"Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rocking you half the time!
The other time they're breathing! In! But not any more, baby!"
-Tenacious D, "Inward Singing"
Alison Sky wrote:
Hey Wes, I'm here and I brought some Ryshcate and Whyren's Special Reserve.
Wedge :>o<:
Cross into the Blue
> Some tips -
>
> 5. It's not a good idea to go mouthing off about Farmboy in public.
> Force-chokes are bad enough, but Force-wedgies are worse.
Um, yikes?
> 6. Don't try to insinuate that Wes and Hobbie are lovers. Unless
> you're female, and you want to get either or both into bed. In that
> case, goading them into 'proving they're not' is a viable tactic. They
> don't want to go public about it, you see.
LOL! Woo hoo!I'll have to remember that for a future ficlet ;)
> 7. Even when Wedge is near-paralytic, don't try and take him on in the
> simulators, unless you enjoy having your arse handed to you in a hat.
I wouldn't even try. I'm stupid, but that that stupid (j/k)
> 8. Make sure Winter isn't around before ribbing Tycho about being far
> to melodramatic for his own good.
> 9. Double-check - Winter is sneaky.
> 10. No, really. I mean it. You *have* to make sure.
*chuckles*
> 11. No matter how they sell it, don't listen to anyone offering you a
> 'Tattooine Shower'. You'll be finding sand in all sorts of interesting
> places for weeks.
I'll take your word for that...
> 15. Don't mouth off against Corellia. Just... don't. The egos will
> crush you.
Ditto.
> That's all I can recall off the top of my head. :) Have fun!
>
> Josh.
>
Nic.
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Hey! Wes stole my pin!!
>"Man, where have all the posters gone?"
Er. Busy. Missing AFW, though, really!
Besides, we're getting buried in crossposts again....
Who wants to start a SW vs ST war on their group? Not me...but I
can't think of any other way to get back at 'em. I just click on by
their drivel...
>He looks around the room at the empty walls and sighs, then a smile comes to
>his face. He opens the door and shouts...
>
>"PARTY IN THE AFW ROOM!"
WAHOOO!!
Where's the Ewok Juice?
Speaking of which, we need to start having AFWChat again. I will now
take nominations for preferred day and time....and I'll be mad if I
hear crickets chirping, so sing out, folks! ;-P
Prophet Kristy
perhaps it's time to resurrect a Classic Thread
"There are many Antilles, but there is only one Wedge."
http://www.swfanfic.com/afw
http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~khensche
Oh dear!!
Prophet Kristy
and Tracy's okay with that?
But would that help? If they're drunk, I mean.
I suppose you don't want a drunk Jedi trying to control darts unless
you're wearing some form of space suit...
>5. It's not a good idea to go mouthing off about Farmboy in public.
> Force-chokes are bad enough, but Force-wedgies are worse.
Oooh! Yikes.
>8. Make sure Winter isn't around before ribbing Tycho about being far
>to melodramatic for his own good.
>9. Double-check - Winter is sneaky.
>10. No, really. I mean it. You *have* to make sure.
hehehehe!
Prophet Kristy
what about the Ewok Juice? is that okay?
> Speaking of which, we need to start having AFWChat again. I will now
> take nominations for preferred day and time....and I'll be mad if I
> hear crickets chirping, so sing out, folks! ;-P
Thursday, 8 pm EST.
--
Will "scifantasy" Frank
"All that mankind has done, thought, gained, or been; it is lying
as in magic preservation in the pages of books." --Thomas Carlyle
Face peeks his head in, and he enters dragging Ton, both of them
dressed like hippies.... they start singing while Ton plays a guitar
like instrument.
"Where have all the posters gone? Long time passing.... Where have
all the posters gone? long time ago.... Where have all the posters
gone.... Gone for fanfolks every one... when will they ever learn...
when will they ever learn?"
Faace enters, pulling along a few Phaanans, and they join in, flowers
in their hair, bellbottoms, the works!
"Where have all the fanfolks gone.... long time passing? Where have
all the fanfolks gone? long time ago! Where have all the fanfols
gone? Gone for pilots every one.... When will they ever learn? When
will they ever learn?"
A few Wees' join in the song, leaving Wes standing there gape jawed
and laughing.
"Where have all the pilots gone? Long time passing.... Where have
all the pilots gone? long time ago.... Where have all the pilot's
gone? Gone for photoshoots every one!!! When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn!"
The various Wees', Phaanans, and Faace form up a chorus line and start
kicking heels like can can dancers.....
"Where have all the photo shoot's gone? Long time passing! Where
have all the photo shoots gone? Long time ago!? Where have all the
photo shoots gone???"
Face and Ton step forward as the others keep dancing, singing alone
once again, "Gone for posters... every.... one......"
and the clones take over.... "When will we ever learn? NO! WE WILL
NEVER LEARN!!!!!!!!!!"
Wes just shakes his head, laughs, grabs a ring of flowers to loop
around his neck, and starts dancing with all the clones, to the music
of Ton and Face......
::snippity::
> Face peeks his head in, and he enters dragging Ton, both of them
> dressed like hippies.... they start singing while Ton plays a guitar
> like instrument.
>
::snippity::
LMAO!!!! Woo hoo! Dancing pilots...we had pilot!strippers in a RR that I
took part in once...not as good as pilot!clones singing and dancing, tho.
::chuckles::
Thank you, I needed a good laugh. I was feeling almost as bad as Hobbie
usually looks, today.
Nic
awww *hugs* glad to shine a bit of light on yah!
:snippity::
Evil header stuff :p
> > > Wes enters the room
> >
> > ::snippity::
> >
> > > Face peeks his head in, and he enters dragging Ton, both of them
> > > dressed like hippies.... they start singing while Ton plays a guitar
> > > like instrument.
> > >
> >
> > ::snippity::
> >
> > LMAO!!!! Woo hoo! Dancing pilots...we had pilot!strippers in a RR that I
> > took part in once...not as good as pilot!clones singing and dancing,
tho.
> >
> > ::chuckles::
> >
> > Thank you, I needed a good laugh. I was feeling almost as bad as Hobbie
> > usually looks, today.
> >
> > Nic
>
> awww *hugs* glad to shine a bit of light on yah!
And with two of my fave pilots, too :)
I *heart* Face and Phanan!
Nic
- who's feeling pretty jazzed today, despite being a little sick; got to see
the Lion King last night!!!!
Noted.
...anyone else??
Prophet Kristy
: Noted.
: ...anyone else??
Wednesday, 9pm Pacific Time (right after Enterprise)
-=Starkiller
--
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| Anakin Starkiller (*) |--|--|--| \ Not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
| je...@MacroWerx.com |--|--|--| / An elegant weapon for a more civilized
\------------------------- + \ time." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
(-o-) http://www.MacroWerx.com/~jedi/
Weekends are nice. On school nights I'm often in bed by 8... :-)
~Becki