Re: Just thought I'd share
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > >>http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwz6lmJ1PYc&feature=related
>
> > >Oh right, it's Spam stuff! I reckon it's Bruce!
>
> > I don't know. Does the link actually put a virus on your computer?
>
> Yes, each and every one of the tens of millions of people who
> visit youtube every day lose all the information on their harddrives
> to a sinister virus.
I live in hope.
> That's why you keep hearing about it on the
> news, right?
I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
protected by the grace of Kerman.
C@w
--
"Yea. Even individual sachets of mustard."
Grace OK
d4b4-468b-86d...@m32g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
Your membership fees are well overdue, sunshine. Protection rights ended
fourteen weeks ago.
JTEM
> I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for
> I am protected by the grace of Kerman.
Stop. You'll make me sad.
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >> That's why you keep hearing about it on the
> >> news, right?
>
> > I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
> > protected by the grace of Kerman.
>
> Your membership fees are well overdue, sunshine. Protection rights ended
> fourteen weeks ago.
Argh!
*is beaten up and has lunch money stolen by JTEM's sarcasm*
Oh, the humiliation!
*JTEM's sarcasm comes back and adds a couple of kicks to the kidneys*
Ow, my kidneys! I need those to filter urine out of beer!
*staggers to feet, and replaces kidneys with cans of Foster's*
That's better.
C@w
--
What? I'm busy. This is how I deal with being busy.
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for
> > I am protected by the grace of Kerman.
>
> Stop. You'll make me sad.
You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you get at
this point?
C@w
--
It could be worse. You could be dividing your time between this and a
Facebook group dedicated to the spirit of this.
Puck
73ff-4a08-ae9...@y29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> On 13 loka, 22:58, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> > I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for
>> > I am protected by the grace of Kerman.
>>
>> Stop. You'll make me sad.
>
> You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
> alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you get at
> this point?
It being your birthday and participating in a crosspost between
alt.fan.robert-jordan, alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow.
Champagne anyone?
JTEM
> JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Stop. You'll make me sad.
>
> You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
> alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you
> get at this point?
I said "Stop," didn't I?
Grand Mal
"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:e76d3b1f-88a8-43e8...@25g2000prz.googlegroups.com...
I'm getting the uncomfortable feeling that I'm eavesdropping on conversation
between members of the San Francisco caste of 'Cats'.
Is everyone here gay?
footwary
If they are I hope it ain't catching. I'm occasionally happy if that
helps, when the missus is rubbing my head and making me purr.
--
the buffalo roam?
JTEM
> I'm getting the uncomfortable feeling that I'm
> eavesdropping on conversation between
> members of the San Francisco caste of 'Cats'.
> Is everyone here gay?
Don't say "Gay." It's offensive.
Say "Homo-licious."
Mick
Only you and cuntbottom, Mal.
Puck
news:4biJk.1625$%%2.1076@edtnps82:
No. Being gay is like so 90s.
Steve Leyland
Fiddleshits Cuntbottom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
usenet:
wut, adam is in the protection racket now?
:
:
:
: C@w
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kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
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POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
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That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
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meow
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called "Grand Mal" <iron...@hotmail.com>,
and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>> > Stop. You'll make me sad.
>>>
>>> You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
>>> alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you
>>> get at this point?
>>
>> I said "Stop," didn't I?
>
>I'm getting the uncomfortable feeling that I'm eavesdropping on conversation
>between members of the San Francisco caste of 'Cats'.
>Is everyone here gay?
nObSteelMillWorker: Oh, be nithe!
C&J
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Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>> Stop. You'll make me sad.
>>
>> You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
>> alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you get at
>> this point?
>
>It being your birthday and participating in a crosspost between
>alt.fan.robert-jordan, alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow.
>
>Champagne anyone?
Hey, thanks. And a belated happy birthday.
*drinks*
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Mick <uj...@kk.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Is everyone here gay?
>
>Only you and cuntbottom, Mal.
Leave Cuntbottom out of this!
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>, and they made us all
feel better by saying the following stuff:
>: I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
>: protected by the grace of Kerman.
>
>wut, adam is in the protection racket now?
If you want to be all un-classy and call it a racket, sure.
Steve Leyland
Janica stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:17:24 +0100 -
: there was this guy, or something, called "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>, and they made us all
: feel better by saying the following stuff:
:
: : : I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
: : : protected by the grace of Kerman.
: :
: : wut, adam is in the protection racket now?
:
: If you want to be all un-classy and call it a racket, sure.
are you calling my pint a puff?
:
:
:
:
: C&J
--
Steve Leyland
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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
Merseyland Alternative Radio:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
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developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Puck
news:mo9kf4ldkesanmj3n...@4ax.com:
> Once upon a time - for example, 14 Oct 2008 10:11:13 +0200 - there was
> this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
> made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>> Stop. You'll make me sad.
>>>
>>> You're participating in a crosspost between alt.fan.robert-jordan,
>>> alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow. How much sadder can you get at
>>> this point?
>>
>>It being your birthday and participating in a crosspost between
>>alt.fan.robert-jordan, alt.fan.wedge and alt.fan.scarecrow.
>>
>>Champagne anyone?
>
> Hey, thanks. And a belated happy birthday.
Mind letting me down from the coat hooks now? Just a gesture, like.
> *drinks*
Chill the fuck out, that shit was expensive.
Good to see you still about. Old names keep crawling out of the woodwork.
Or is someone taking me on a birthday nostalgia trip?
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>, and they made us all
feel better by saying the following stuff:
>: : : I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
>: : : protected by the grace of Kerman.
>: :
>: : wut, adam is in the protection racket now?
>:
>: If you want to be all un-classy and call it a racket, sure.
>
>are you calling my pint a puff?
Pretty sure that's not what I was doing. But okay, let's see where
this takes us.
Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
Additionally, sir, your mother.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>Champagne anyone?
>>
>> Hey, thanks. And a belated happy birthday.
>
>Mind letting me down from the coat hooks now? Just a gesture, like.
Oh man. Sorry, the building was demolished almost a year ago, but the
hooks must still be stuck in your pants.
*checks*
Yep, there's your problem right there. Couple of bricks lodged in your
lower back and a coat hook in the wedgie region of the underpant.
*corrects*
No hard feelings.
>> *drinks*
>
>Chill the fuck out, that shit was expensive.
*turns head, still pouring drink from arm's length*
Gspwfwfshghwha?
>Good to see you still about.
Like a fine cheese, we are getting better with age.
>Old names keep crawling out of the woodwork.
>Or is someone taking me on a birthday nostalgia trip?
These were the first newsgroup names that came to mind when I saw a
crosspost spambot had turned up.
Well, that and alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb, but maybe that can
wait until the next post I make.
William Bagwell
<janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:45:09 +0100 -
>there was this guy, or something, called "Steve Leyland"
><steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>, and they made us all
>feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>: : : I think you'll find your sarcasm has no power over me, for I am
>>: : : protected by the grace of Kerman.
>>: :
>>: : wut, adam is in the protection racket now?
>>:
>>: If you want to be all un-classy and call it a racket, sure.
>>
>>are you calling my pint a puff?
>
>Pretty sure that's not what I was doing. But okay, let's see where
>this takes us.
>
>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>
>Additionally, sir, your mother.
Lived by the sea?
--
William
Puck
> Once upon a time - for example, 21 Oct 2008 11:55:50 +0200 - there was
> this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
> made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>Champagne anyone?
>>>
>>> Hey, thanks. And a belated happy birthday.
>>
>>Mind letting me down from the coat hooks now? Just a gesture, like.
>
> Oh man.
Sans member.
> Sorry,
Don't be. You're here, in my Usenet heart.
> the building was demolished almost a year ago, but the
> hooks must still be stuck in your pants.
>
> *checks*
>
> Yep, there's your problem right there. Couple of bricks lodged in your
> lower back and a coat hook in the wedgie region of the underpant.
>
> *corrects*
>
> No hard feelings.
I should hope not.
>>> *drinks*
>>
>>Chill the fuck out, that shit was expensive.
>
> *turns head, still pouring drink from arm's length*
>
> Gspwfwfshghwha?
Lanson, darling.
>>Good to see you still about.
>
> Like a fine cheese, we are getting better with age.
But less regular. Shouldn't you guys be on All Bran by now?
>>Old names keep crawling out of the woodwork.
>>Or is someone taking me on a birthday nostalgia trip?
>
> These were the first newsgroup names that came to mind when I saw a
> crosspost spambot had turned up.
>
> Well, that and alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb, but maybe that can
> wait until the next post I make.
Don't forget about us. We rely on your not doing.
Puck
news:g5q4g4doa4d63apul...@4ax.com:
And frolicked in the autumn mist?
Ilya the Recusant
With the autumn leaves? That drift by my window?
Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J
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Puck
news:5kkng4d50qq8c1h0e...@4ax.com:
What is that,some Simon and Garfunkel shit? I'm talking hardcore, dood.
Not wetcore.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called William Bagwell
<use-...@s.this.one.invalid>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>Pretty sure that's not what I was doing. But okay, let's see where
>>this takes us.
>>
>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>
>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>
>Lived by the sea?
Well, she knew a lot of sailors, if that's what you mean.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
<q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
following stuff:
>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>>>
>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>>
>>> Lived by the sea?
>>
>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>
>With the autumn leaves?
In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Sorry,
>
>Don't be. You're here, in my Usenet heart.
Gmph!
*suffocates*
>>>> *drinks*
>>>
>>>Chill the fuck out, that shit was expensive.
>>
>> *turns head, still pouring drink from arm's length*
>>
>> Gspwfwfshghwha?
>
>Lanson, darling.
*places empty pint glass upside-down on head*
That was a good year.
>>>Good to see you still about.
>>
>> Like a fine cheese, we are getting better with age.
>
>But less regular. Shouldn't you guys be on All Bran by now?
We're on All Bran commercials.
"Here's a couple of old people who don't eat All Bran. Warning, this
commercial may be unsuitable to viewers under the age of seventeen."
>> These were the first newsgroup names that came to mind when I saw a
>> crosspost spambot had turned up.
>>
>> Well, that and alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb, but maybe that can
>> wait until the next post I make.
>
>Don't forget about us. We rely on your not doing.
As long as I keep doing the same thing over and over again, I won't
forget to do it.
Which reminds me of another All Bran commercial I was in.
C&J
Good times.
ah
> Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:52:50 +1100 -
> there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
> <q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
> following stuff:
>
>>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>>>
>>>> Lived by the sea?
>>>
>>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>>
>>With the autumn leaves?
>
> In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
>
>
>
>
> How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
>
> C&J
>
Kindly tone it down.
--
ah
ah
Mind the cursing.
THX
>
>> Ilya the Recusant
>> -----------------
>> "Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
>> first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
>> - C&J
>> ----
>> http://ohilya.livejournal.com/
>>
--
ah
Puck
> Once upon a time - for example, 26 Oct 2008 01:08:17 +0200 - there was
> this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
> made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Sorry,
>>
>>Don't be. You're here, in my Usenet heart.
>
> Gmph!
>
> *suffocates*
Well that's not very friendly.
>>>>> *drinks*
>>>>
>>>>Chill the fuck out, that shit was expensive.
>>>
>>> *turns head, still pouring drink from arm's length*
>>>
>>> Gspwfwfshghwha?
>>
>>Lanson, darling.
>
> *places empty pint glass upside-down on head*
>
> That was a good year.
For the roses.
Forgive me, I'm in music mode. Everything is earworming me.
>>>>Good to see you still about.
>>>
>>> Like a fine cheese, we are getting better with age.
>>
>>But less regular. Shouldn't you guys be on All Bran by now?
>
> We're on All Bran commercials.
>
> "Here's a couple of old people who don't eat All Bran. Warning, this
> commercial may be unsuitable to viewers under the age of seventeen."
I think there should be a full stop after 'viewers'. But then anyone
who doesn't go and sit on a window ledge during commercial breaks
deserves all they get.
>>> These were the first newsgroup names that came to mind when I saw a
>>> crosspost spambot had turned up.
>>>
>>> Well, that and alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb, but maybe that can
>>> wait until the next post I make.
>>
>>Don't forget about us. We rely on your not doing.
>
> As long as I keep doing the same thing over and over again, I won't
> forget to do it.
That'th thweet.
Even if I do hate you for making me look up Elvis Costello tracks on You
Tube.
> Which reminds me of another All Bran commercial I was in.
Maybe save that one for the grandkids.
Puck
news:9p9pg412ut3q4svs5...@4ax.com:
> Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:52:50 +1100 -
> there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
> <q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
> following stuff:
>
>>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>>>
>>>> Lived by the sea?
>>>
>>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>>
>>With the autumn leaves?
>
> In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
>
>
>
>
> How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
Let's ask little Jackie Paper.
Puck
news:490cf102$0$33693$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
Not at all. Go ahead.
In fact we should frame this example of extreme politeness and
consideration to fellow posters - for prosperity. Or a good laugh. Or
something.
Ilya the Recusant
Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:52:50 +1100 -
>there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
><q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
>following stuff:
>
>>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>>>
>>>> Lived by the sea?
>>>
>>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>>
>>With the autumn leaves?
>
>In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
Does she live with Winn Dixie?
>How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
Dinnae know.
>C&J
Brian Mailman
Let's ask Eleanor Rigby.
ah
Let's ask Penny Lane.
--
ah
Brian Mailman
Let's ask Jennifer Juniper.
Puck
news:YtOdndrMf_wHRpDU...@supernews.com:
Let's ask a boy named Sue.
Jussi Uosukainen
> Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:33:24 -0400 -
> there was this guy, or something, called William Bagwell
> <use-...@s.this.one.invalid>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>>Pretty sure that's not what I was doing. But okay, let's see where
>>>this takes us.
>>>
>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>>
>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>
>>Lived by the sea?
>
> Well, she knew a lot of sailors, if that's what you mean.
>
My Grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does back-street abortions
My God how the money rolls in.
CHORUS
Rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.
My Brother's a missionary worker,
He saves fallen women from sin
For five bucks he'll save you a redhead,
My God how the money rolls in.
(c) Neil Gaiman, a giant among men...
--
All of life's problems can be solved with two things - duct tape and
WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, you need duct tape. And if it
doesn't move and it should, you need WD40.
*Unknown
ah
Let's ask Sister Midnight.
--
a 'pop' h
Puck
$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
Let's ask Mary Jane.
ah
Let's ask Stan Lee.
--
ah
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>
> >>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>
> >>>> Lived by the sea?
>
> >>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>
> >>With the autumn leaves?
>
> > In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
>
> > How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
>
> Kindly tone it down.
I already did tone it down. Do you want to know how I was going to
phrase that question?
*takes a deep breath*
C@w
--
Did you know "cunt" can be a verb, adjective, noun, subject *and*
object in a sentence? And I can still fit "Honalee" in there.
I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yes I've got plenty of work to do. Fuck
off.
ah
> On 2 marras, 02:14, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> >>>>>Your pint, sir, is naught but a puff. And a second-rate puff at that.
>>
>> >>>>>Additionally, sir, your mother.
>>
>> >>>> Lived by the sea?
>>
>> >>>And frolicked in the autumn mist?
>>
>> >>With the autumn leaves?
>>
>> > In a land, you inattentive twat, called Honnah-lee.
>>
>> > How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
>>
>> Kindly tone it down.
>
> I already did tone it down. Do you want to know how I was going to
> phrase that question?
Not really.
>
> *takes a deep breath*
>
>
>
> C@w
> --
> Did you know "cunt" can be a verb, adjective, noun, subject *and*
> object in a sentence? And I can still fit "Honalee" in there.
>
> I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yes I've got plenty of work to do. Fuck
> off.
You'll not be warned again.
--
ah
Puck
$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
Fuck it, let's Google it.
ah
http://www.booble.com/
--
a 'sari' h
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > Did you know "cunt" can be a verb, adjective, noun, subject *and*
> > object in a sentence? And I can still fit "Honalee" in there.
>
> > I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yes I've got plenty of work to do. Fuck
> > off.
>
> You'll not be warned again.
Um. I'm a grown-ass man. A bit of foul language is perfectly harmless,
and this is usenet so it's practically a tradition.
I'm not going to stop swearing. I humbly suggest you suck it up.
*smile*
C@w
--
What group are you posting from anyway? misc.pussy wasn't on our list.
Puck
4b76-4aad-b12...@j40g2000prh.googlegroups.com:
> On 4 marras, 00:48, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> > Did you know "cunt" can be a verb, adjective, noun, subject *and*
>> > object in a sentence? And I can still fit "Honalee" in there.
>>
>> > I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yes I've got plenty of work to do. Fuck
>> > off.
>>
>> You'll not be warned again.
>
> Um. I'm a grown-ass man.
Fuck. Really? I had you down as a husband and wife team. Smugly posting
among us singlets (or us married-but-wishing-we-were).
I am now devoid of my one and only "LOOK, YOU CAN BOTH DO THIS SHIT"
example.
> A bit of foul language is perfectly harmless,
> and this is usenet so it's practically a tradition.
>
> I'm not going to stop swearing. I humbly suggest you suck it up.
>
> *smile*
Sir, you have little to smile about.
Puck
$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
Finally. A good reason to go to confession.
I do not sin enough.
ah
> On 4 marras, 00:48, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> > Did you know "cunt" can be a verb, adjective, noun, subject *and*
>> > object in a sentence? And I can still fit "Honalee" in there.
>>
>> > I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yes I've got plenty of work to do. Fuck
>> > off.
>>
>> You'll not be warned again.
>
> Um. I'm a grown-ass man. A bit of foul language is perfectly harmless,
> and this is usenet so it's practically a tradition.
>
> I'm not going to stop swearing. I humbly suggest you suck it up.
>
> *smile*
*plonk*
--
ah
ah
Reprot sent.
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ah
ah
There's pills for that, you know.
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ah
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HJ
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > Sir, you have little to smile about.
>
> Reprot sent.
REPROT: K-Pax II. And K-Pax III.
C@w
--
What? I wasted your time. Now we're even, hatcock.
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > I'm not going to stop swearing. I humbly suggest you suck it up.
>
> > *smile*
>
> *plonk*
It's been a long, long time.
C@w
--
So can I start to actually really swear now?
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >> You'll not be warned again.
>
> > Um. I'm a grown-ass man.
>
> Fuck. Really?
Well, I draw a distinction between "grown" and "mature".
> I had you down as a husband and wife team. Smugly posting
> among us singlets (or us married-but-wishing-we-were).
That's Chucky & Janica.
I'm Chucky-at-work. I post via Google and basically waste bandwidth.
Then Chucky-at-home gets home and he and Janica post together, and do
all sorts of other things together as well, I'll wager.
They don't post very often, around once a week lately. And Janica
beats him for posting at work.
And he likes it.
> I am now devoid of my one and only "LOOK, YOU CAN BOTH DO THIS SHIT"
> example.
You used C&J as an example? That's tragic.
> Sir, you have little to smile about.
I resent your use of the word "little", when "adequate" would have
been more bolstering to my ego.
C@w
--
Now I am sad.
Puck
> On 4 marras, 23:01, Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
>> >> You'll not be warned again.
>>
>> > Um. I'm a grown-ass man.
>>
>> Fuck. Really?
>
> Well, I draw a distinction between "grown" and "mature".
Yeah, me too. There's no fine line.
>> I had you down as a husband and wife team. Smugly posting
>> among us singlets (or us married-but-wishing-we-were).
>
> That's Chucky & Janica.
>
> I'm Chucky-at-work. I post via Google and basically waste bandwidth.
You must be management.
> Then Chucky-at-home gets home and he and Janica post together, and do
> all sorts of other things together as well, I'll wager.
>
> They don't post very often, around once a week lately. And Janica
> beats him for posting at work.
>
> And he likes it.
Thank you for not shattering my illusion. Life might never have been
the same.
>> I am now devoid of my one and only "LOOK, YOU CAN BOTH DO THIS SHIT"
>> example.
>
> You used C&J as an example?
No, but you know - there might be a need. Some day.
> That's tragic.
Not as tragic as my, "there some day may be a need for this shit"
notebook.
>> Sir, you have little to smile about.
>
> I resent your use of the word "little", when "adequate" would have
> been more bolstering to my ego.
You have a wife for that shit.
ah
This is your final warning.
--
ah
ah
*plonk*
--
ah
John "C"
Coward!
HJ
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >> Reprot sent.
>
> > REPROT: K-Pax II. And K-Pax III.
>
> > What? I wasted your time. Now we're even, hatcock.
>
> This is your final warning.
What if I swear in Finnish? Or just make up words that I'll pretend
are rude?
Plus, do you have anything of even the remotest interest to say, or
are you just going to bitch about people using bad words? If so, you
can, you know, stop reading the thread. Or killfile me properly.
Because bad words go away when you don't read them.
C@w
--
Vitun mäntti.
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >> > I'm not going to stop swearing. I humbly suggest you suck it up.
>
> >> > *smile*
>
> >> *plonk*
>
> > It's been a long, long time.
>
> > C@w
> > --
> > So can I start to actually really swear now?
>
> *plonk*
Why did you plonk me twice?
Did the first time just give you a taste for it?
How about you plonk me, for dessert?
C@w
--
You skrudding cunklegrouper.
Brian Mailman
Do you have a creamy center?
B/
Naked Gonad
Filth!
ah
*gooi neer*
--
ah
ah
You took the word right out of my mouth, Gonad.
Now, shuttup.
--
ah
ah
*plonk*
--
ah
Brian Mailman
> Filth!
I did not say "a rich creamy center."
B/
ah
The Serfs are revolting!
--
a 'lumpy proletariat' h
Naked Gonad
Yes, they are absolutely disgusting.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> How the *fuck* do you spell that anyway?
>
>Let's ask little Jackie Paper.
*fond laugh*
Man, that was one fucked-up story.
C&J
--
Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.
- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>> Sorry,
>>>
>>>Don't be. You're here, in my Usenet heart.
>>
>> Gmph!
>>
>> *suffocates*
>
>Well that's not very friendly.
Sorry, got my mouth and nose smothered by a valve of some sort.
*peels valve open, breathes, peers out from Puck's Usenet heart*
Hey.
>Forgive me, I'm in music mode. Everything is earworming me.
Man, you have earworms too? They're terrible, aren't they?
Still, it could be worse. Look at Ilya. He has mouthworms.
>Even if I do hate you for making me look up Elvis Costello tracks on You
>Tube.
I did?
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Vitun mäntti.
>
>*gooi neer*
Dank jewel.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Puck <pou...@googlemail.com>, and they
made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> That's tragic.
>
>Not as tragic as my, "there some day may be a need for this shit"
>notebook.
If we're in it - I believe you.
>>> Sir, you have little to smile about.
>>
>> I resent your use of the word "little", when "adequate" would have
>> been more bolstering to my ego.
>
>You have a wife for that shit.
Yeah, she bolsters my ego all the time.
"How was your day at work, darling?" she says. "Would you like me to
bolster your ego for you now?" she asks.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Brian Mailman
<bmai...@sfo.invalid>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
following stuff:
>> Why did you plonk me twice?
>>
>> Did the first time just give you a taste for it?
>>
>> How about you plonk me, for dessert?
>
>Do you have a creamy center?
I, um, sure, why not.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>You took the word right out of my mouth, Gonad.
I thought I would forever be the only person in the world ever to
utter a sentence like that.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> You skrudding cunklegrouper.
>
>*plonk*
You don't even know what it means!
C&J
*I* don't even know what it means!
Brian Mailman
They most certainly are.
Brian Mailman
Even Bennett Serf?
Brian Mailman
> Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:27:19 -0500 -
> there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> You skrudding cunklegrouper.
>>
>>*plonk*
>
> You don't even know what it means!
Obviously, it's a cunklegrouper that skruds.
B/
ah
He had it cushy-like.
--
a "one book; two book. red book; blue book" h
ah
*sniff*
That's the smell of 'inevitability'.
--
ah
ah
> Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:27:19 -0500 -
> there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> You skrudding cunklegrouper.
>>
>>*plonk*
>
> You don't even know what it means!
>
>
>
>
> C&J
>
> *I* don't even know what it means!
>
*plonk*
--
ah
ah
No surprise there, really.
--
ah
ah
> Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:26:04 -0500 -
> there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Vitun mäntti.
>>
>>*gooi neer*
>
> Dank jewel.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> C&J
>
*plonk*
--
ah
ah
> Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:27:06 -0500 -
> there was this guy, or something, called ah <splif...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>You took the word right out of my mouth, Gonad.
>
> I thought I would forever be the only person in the world ever to
> utter a sentence like that.
Rivers will turn into wine, I hear.
--
ah
Brian Mailman
That's what Solomon said to his 66th wife: "you've got it pretty soft
here, kid."
B/
Brian Mailman
So this fellow lands at Logan Aiport in Boston. He sez to the cabbie,
"take me where I can get scrod." And the cabbie replies, "Guys are
always asking me that, but I've never heard it phrased in the future
pluperfect!"
B/
ah
Filth!
--
ah
ah
ROLF!
--
ah
Brian Mailman
The barber told me that one when I was about 14... my mother got really
upset and swarmed into his shop (in the local bowling alley no less) to
read him the riot act and then forbade me to go in there again.
B/
ah
Did she start cutting, or combing?
--
ah
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >>You took the word right out of my mouth, Gonad.
>
> > I thought I would forever be the only person in the world ever to
> > utter a sentence like that.
>
> Rivers will turn into wine, I hear.
Of course, it beats that other classic sentence, "You took the gonad
right out of my mouth, word."
Which I believe Tupac once said.
B@w
--
Word.
ah
Tupac was a 3d holographic construct designed to sell records, the proceeds of
which benefited the upper-eschelon mucky-mucks.
--
ah
Brian Mailman
Neither... she made me go to the shop next to the theater and across
from her workplace where she could keep an eye on me through the window
since I was "Now Of That Age" when "THEY Become Interested." (and yes,
she did usually speak in mixed caps).
B/
ah
My "babysitter"'s Mother was like that.
I learned to be mature, in a short amount of time.
--
ah
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > Of course, it beats that other classic sentence, "You took the gonad
> > right out of my mouth, word."
> >
> > Which I believe Tupac once said.
>
> Tupac was a 3d holographic construct designed to sell records, the proceeds of
> which benefited the upper-eschelon mucky-mucks.
If he was a hologram, how did they shoot him? Oh wait, it was a
holographic drive-by, all of it staged by the record companies. Of
course! Those wily coyotes.
Also, are there 2D holograms?
C@w
--
And also, didn't you plonk me?
Brian Mailman
> On 10 marras, 13:47, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Tupac was a 3d holographic construct designed to sell records, the
>> proceeds of which benefited the upper-eschelon mucky-mucks.
>
> If he was a hologram, how did they shoot him? Oh wait, it was a
> holographic drive-by,
Say, do you know what goes .... "clip clop clip clop clip clop.... BANG!
... clip clop clip clop?"
An Amish drive-by shooting.
B/
ah
> On 10 marras, 13:47, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> > Of course, it beats that other classic sentence, "You took the gonad
>> > right out of my mouth, word."
>> >
>> > Which I believe Tupac once said.
>>
>> Tupac was a 3d holographic construct designed to sell records, the proceeds of
>> which benefited the upper-eschelon mucky-mucks.
>
> If he was a hologram, how did they shoot him? Oh wait, it was a
> holographic drive-by, all of it staged by the record companies. Of
> course! Those wily coyotes.
I bet you believe they shot Elvis, too, right?
>
> Also, are there 2D holograms?
I'd think not!
>
> C@w
> --
> And also, didn't you plonk me?
*plonk*
--
ah