Concerning Porkinites
Sharon Kerr
This e-mail is largely concerned with Porkinites, and from it a reader may
discover much of their character and a little of their history.
Porkinites are on obtrusive and very young people, more numerous now than
ever before; for they love irritating lovers of the TAWG, and obese pilots:
a crowded Weightwatchers center was their favourite haunt. They do not and
did not understand or like pilots more great than Porkins, though are
skillfull at reminding AFW of this. They are considered not to be among the
very smart, nor wise. In ancient days they were shy of the AFW group, though
now they harry us regularly. They are quick of sight and smell, and though
they are inclined to be fat and do not hurry unnecessarily, they are
nontheless nimble and deft in their movements (in the pursuit of food).
It is said they have only a love of food, but this is not true, for they
have a love of fat men, and alcohol. (Almost all veritable alcohilcs
anonymous members :-P )
-Shannor
p.s. Now hopefully the Porkinites laugh long enough that we can live in
peace! :-P
Pork Roll
"Sharon Kerr" <sharo...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> An AFW tale, by Shannor Kerr.
>
> This e-mail is largely concerned with Porkinites, and from it a reader may
> discover much of their character and a little of their history.
>
> Porkinites are on obtrusive and very young people, more numerous now than
> ever before; for they love irritating lovers of the TAWG, and obese
pilots:
> a crowded Weightwatchers center was their favourite haunt. They do not and
> did not understand or like pilots more great than Porkins, though are
> skillfull at reminding AFW of this. They are considered not to be among
the
> very smart, nor wise. In ancient days they were shy of the AFW group,
though
> now they harry us regularly. \
They are quick of sight and smell, and though
> they are inclined to be fat and do not hurry unnecessarily, they are
> nontheless nimble and deft in their movements (in the pursuit of food).
Very well put! Have a turkey leg.
*slurp*
-Muuurgh
Brian
I used to be an AFW lurker, back when there were about 50 posts a day, and a
left during Project Boussh. To come back and discover contstant harassment
by the Porkinites was a bit of a shock!
Shall we go and take the fight to alt.fan.porkins? If only my news
preovider hosted them, I'd be trolling =)
Brian.
Muuurgh
"Brian" <nice...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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Hello!?...that's what we've been waiting for. Try News.CIS.DFN.DE -- its
free!
Just email:
news-r...@individual.net
...and ask to be setup with an account. It takes a couple of weeks
sometimes, but its worth it.
You can also post through Google now too!
We'll leave the light on for you,
-Muuurgh
> Brian.
>
>
Brian
I can't be bothered. It's far to much effort to try and annoy a bunch of
aerobic workout dropouts.
Brian.
C'Pi
Salute!
> -Shannor
> p.s. Now hopefully the Porkinites laugh long enough that we can live
> in peace! :-P
Awww...this place would be dead if not for Porkinites.
C'Pi
Brian
Prove it. Go away, and watch as AFW recovers from the cancer of Porkins.
Brian.
C'Pi
I couldn't believe how dead this place has been for MONTHS. Dead long
before we revived it. You're welcome.
C'Pi
Brian
cult, not just a little sub-cult. Go play in your own sand-box, and let us
Wedge-fans play in our own!
Brian.
Xizor
You can't troll trollers.
Xizor
Brian
Brian.
C'Pi
>> Brian wrote:
>>>> Awww...this place would be dead if not for Porkinites.
>>>
>>> Prove it. Go away, and watch as AFW recovers from the cancer of
>>> Porkins.
>>
>> I couldn't believe how dead this place has been for MONTHS. Dead
>> long before we revived it. You're welcome.
>>
> Go 'revive' your own newsgroup!
alt.fan.c'pi?
> Now that you've got one, you can be
> a full cult, not just a little sub-cult. Go play in your own
> sand-box, and let us Wedge-fans play in our own!
But nobody wants to play here. That's the point.
C'Pi
Soulman
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Exactly. When was the last time you had a food fight or discussed exploding
whales or all the possible combinations of chocolate sprinkles and food? No,
it's just Wedge's moustache and the porkinites trolling efforts. The spam
mail seeems to be the most significant Wedge-worshipping discussion here.
Come now, join the Porkinites and be happy once in a while. :)
--
Kimmo "Soulman" Laine
Fuzzy logic: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
Please remove N0 and 5PAM to reply
Soulman
Well, if you're not a man enough to pick a fight, then don't. Hey Briony,
you forgot your skirt and pink powerpuffgirls t-shirt... you yellow-bllied
big chicken!
bua-ha-ha-haa.. this is way too easy... Almost.... too easy... Sounds like a
trap! My Porkins-sense warns me of a threat... It's a TRAP!!! Run for it, my
fellow-porkinites! They're gonna use Wedge's moustache!
Josh Nolan
> bua-ha-ha-haa.. this is way too easy... Almost.... too easy... Sounds like a
> trap! My Porkins-sense warns me of a threat... It's a TRAP!!! Run for it, my
> fellow-porkinites! They're gonna use Wedge's moustache!
>
>
Afraid of something non-existent? Why am I not surprised?
Josh.