My sig.. Please comment!

[cm...@jaguar.uofs.edu]

Too many people have told me my sig belongs on warlord.
Dunno if it's been here already, but here it is, tell me what you think.
--
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Quantum Leap me baby +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ Colin M. Joyce | Cm...@Jaguar.Ucs.Uofs.Edu (Internet) +
+ (717-961-1842) Rock 107 (Work Number)| Cmj1@Scranton (Bitnet) +
+ (717-346-6275) House (Humble Abode) | GagGoona@Baloopi (World in my head) +
+ | +
+ | All opinons are, of course, mine, +
+ "Life Happens" | and do not reflect the ideas of the +
+ -Colin M. Joyce | people around me (Mainly because +
+ | my opinons are not normally placed +
+ | upon reflective surfaces). +
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Happy Happy Joy Joy! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[George F. McQuary]

---------------------#INCLUDE ALT.FAN.WARLORD FORM #4--------------------------

YOUR SIGNATURE LENGTH IS:

___ OVER 4 LINES, THE NET STANDARD.
___ MORE THAN TWICE THE NET STANDARD OF 4 LINES IN SIZE.
_X_ FAR LARGER THAN ANY WORTHWHILE COMMENTARY OF WHICH YOU MAY BE CAPABLE.

___ LINES ARE 80 COLUMNS LONG OR LONGER. PLEASE ADJUST.

___ YOU HAVE ___ SNAIL MAIL ADDRESSES WHICH NO ONE USES.
_X_ YOU HAVE _2_ PHONE NUMBERS FOR PEOPLE TO USE IN PRANK CALLS.
___ YOU HAVE ___ BEEPER NUMBERS FOR PEOPLE TO USE IN PRANK CALLS.
_X_ YOU HAVE LISTED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, WHICH NORMALLY CAN BE FOUND IN THE
HEADER AND SO IS REDUNDANT.
_X_ YOU HAVE LISTED MULTIPLE EMAIL ADDRESS. ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING PEOPLE
TO SEND EMAIL TO YOU IN TRIPLICATE?

YOU ALSO HAVE (check all that apply):
___ OBNOXIOUS UNREADABLE FONT.
_X_ STUPIDLY LARGE DISCLAIMER.
(Mark only if above also)
_X_ ATTEMPT AT BEING WITTY IN DISCLAIMER FAILED.
_X_ UGLY BORDER.
_X_ TOO MUCH WHITE SPACE. CAN THIS BE REDUCED TO REACH THE 4 LINE LIMIT?
_X_ LAME LOGIN NAME.
_X_ STUPID SELF-QUOTE.
___ RUSH QUOTE.
___ LAME ASCII GRAPHIC OF (Choose all that apply):
__ USS ENTERPRISE
__ AUSTRALIA
__ COMPANY LOGO
__ BICYCLE

_X_ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF A SIGNATURE FILE.
_X_ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF ALT.FAN.WARLORD
___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE NET.
_X_ YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IN A SKINNER BOX TO BE THIS
CLUELESS.

_X_ THIS HAS BEEN WARLORDED BEFORE.

COMMENTS:

When I walorded this last February, I flamed the hayseed radio station
reference as a desperate attempt at trying to impress and in very poor
taste. "Why not just stamp 'I HAVE NO FRIENDS, PLEASE TALK TO ME'",
I believe was one of my comments.

Having seen that no-class LA-trash new-aged-out self-deluded third-rate
file maker Mike Jittlov's shallow egotistical writhing in an poor attempt
to convince himself that he might actually have an audience someday but only
if he knows them all on a first name basis, I will reserve that comment
for where it's more useful.

--
George F. McQuary
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb

[Paul Tomblin]

cm...@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:

Gag! Barf! Puke! Retch!
Aren't you glad you asked?

Ok - lets do this by the numbers:
1. Borders -check (-5 points)
2. More than 4 lines -check (4-11 = -7 points)
3. Self quote -check (-10 points)
4. Loads of email addresses -check (-5 points)
5. Ficticious email address -check (-25 points)
6. Phone numbers -check (-5 points - would have been -10 if you'd
included a fax number)
7. Dumb disclaimer -check (-10 points)
8. References to imbecilic TV program (QL) -check (-10 points)
9. Reference to something that I've never directly ecountered, but presume
it's some sort of fad (Happy Happy Joy Joy) -check (-10 points)

This looks bad - it looks really bad.

Let's see if we can compress it a bit:
>--
>Colin M. Joyce - Frosh don't make official statements of policy.

Happy?

--
"At least noone[sic] has
ever wasted more than
*two* lines quoting *me*"
- A[n almost] Haiku by The Meach (With editing by C Squared and Rich)

[Andrew Solovay]

In article <1992Oct20.0...@geovision.gvc.com> p...@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>cm...@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>
>>Too many people have told me my sig belongs on warlord.
>>Dunno if it's been here already, but here it is, tell me what you think.
>>--
>>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Quantum Leap me baby +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>+ Colin M. Joyce | Cm...@Jaguar.Ucs.Uofs.Edu (Internet) +
>>+ (717-961-1842) Rock 107 (Work Number)| Cmj1@Scranton (Bitnet) +
>>+ (717-346-6275) House (Humble Abode) | GagGoona@Baloopi (World in my head) +
>>+ | +
>>+ | All opinons are, of course, mine, +
>>+ "Life Happens" | and do not reflect the ideas of the +
>>+ -Colin M. Joyce | people around me (Mainly because +
>>+ | my opinons are not normally placed +
>>+ | upon reflective surfaces). +
>>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Happy Happy Joy Joy! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>

>Ok - lets do this by the numbers:

>8. References to imbecilic TV program (QL) -check (-10 points)
>9. Reference to something that I've never directly ecountered, but presume
>it's some sort of fad (Happy Happy Joy Joy) -check (-10 points)

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" is a reference to a cartoon called "Ren and
Stimpy". Give it -10 for "reference to imbecilic TV program"; or
do we knock off more points for "reference to a cartoon"?
--
Andrew M. Solovay "Work is the curse of the drinking class."
sol...@netcom.com --Wilde

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