Welcome to the All-New All-Better Alt.Fan.Warlord

[Shannon D. Appel]

Alt.Fan.Warlord is a group that was created some time last year, but never
got beyond local distribution. It serves a two-fold purpose. First of
all, it a place for all of the legend and folklore of various "USENET
Legends (tm) 1991." You know who I'm talking about: weemba, wee.willie.
wisner, BIFF and a _horde_ of others. Secondly, and just as importantly,
alt.fan.warlord is a newsgroup where you can post all of the _STUPID_
.sig files out there. So, just to kick things off, I've included the
signature of the person who started it all off, most powerful man on
the net, _THE_WARLORD_OF_THE_WEST_!!

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| War Lord of the West Dkl...@doc.bmd.trw.com |
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(Anyone know any weemba jokes?)

[John F. Reeves]

Jeez, how could anybody be a fan of this guy, let alone start
a newsgroup for him? I mean, alt.fan.cornette or even
alt.fan.the_ax.hennig I could understand. The guy has serious
trouble finding his way around the ring, makes Mike Tyson
sound like a baritone when he does interviews, has one of the
cheeseist costumes (what IS that piece of plastic he wears,
and why does he carry a magic wand?), and wimped out and
went to the fed when it looked like he was going to have to
do scafold jobs for the Roadies.

Who makes up these groups, anyway?

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