Dave's Digest
Dave Crazed Weasels Sweeney
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In alt.cult-movies, mic...@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
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>Michael Chaplin Language is a virus from outer space.
>mic...@albert.bu.edu - William S. Burroughs
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>The Einstein Papers Project The opinions contained herein reflect
>Boston University neither those of the project,
>Boston, Massachusetts, USA nor those of Albert Einstein.
Any sig that mentions William Burroughs and Albert Einstein is okay in my book.
["Not the opinion of Albert Einstein"! I love it!]
In news.newusers.questions, lis...@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry Swetsky) thinks he's
pretty damn clever:
>11dmcvay@galluj (Daniel T. McVay) writes:
>>One more question, my site doesnt have ALT.* news conferences coming in
>>so how can I access those ALT.* stuff?
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> Change universities.
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Pot, kettle, black... [Damn sysops...]
In alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy, re...@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Perry Reed) includes TWO
wonderful sig.disasters:
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>> ____________9_year_veteran_ ||| __
>> PhBill: Bill Kendrick / | \
>> moon!cyberden!phb...@well.sf.ca.us
>> __________________________________
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> |---' |---' . | Perry Reed |
> | .=..-..-.. . | `. .=..=..-| | re...@hpcc01.hp.com |
> ' `- ' ' `-| ' ``- `- `-` |"Underachiever and proud of it"|
> -' '-------------------------------'
First, the Small Yet Incomprehensible Sig[tm] from 9-year veteran PhBill...
then a beautiful example of Athens Tear-At-The-Dotted-Line SansSense
Oblique 18 pt.
In alt.someplace (I forgot where I was trawling), dv...@auvm.american.edu writes:
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> _@==@===============|*****_ DAVID VAN ALLEN
> |__|_______________________| DV...@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU - Bitnet
> || || | | | || American University Library
> || || | | | || "It was broke when I got here!"
> || || | | | || Pedal Steel/MIDI/Tunesmythe
> || || | | | || "Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is uncertain
> || ||____________|__|__|__|| So if you care at all, then love me
> ^^ |_______________________| Please love me today, I'm so in love
> ^^ ^^ Don't put it off" Autrey Inman
Ah! A beautiful rendition of a rose^H^H^H^H^H^Hmy first bass amp after I kicked
it over during a live rendition of Rush's "Red Barchetta". It made a truly
beautiful POP sound (the best sound it had made all night!) and was silent.
Ah, memories... ["Tunesmythe" indeed!]
Dave Sweeney
big...@tdd.sj.nec.com
And now, the biggest BUAF ever seen in a sig:
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[Inews: HAHAHA! Got another one!]