Re: Vatican to investigate miracle - an atheist who can fold laundry
Warlord Magik8
>
> I don't want to ruffle any feathers here in alt.atheism but.....
It will be difficult for you to avoid doing so, there are SO MANY
atheist Chickenshits you are sure to get in each others way! B^D
> I was folding laundry and watching the news.
You seem to live such an exciting life since your girlfriend
left you, when you are not wiping shit from elderly arses,
or talking it in alt.atheism, you are folding your laundry
or watching TV! B^D
Have you considered applying to have yourself put down due to
terminal boredom?
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd292/Stasibasiphobic/Magic8Ball.gif
> Just as a story about the Pope began,
> I finished folding and to my amazement... I didn't have a
> left over orphan sock....
Your ex says it's because you Wank into them,..they stick together! B^]
> I had all seven pairs!
Funny, she said you needed to get a Pair.
wonder what she meant by that, if you have lots of socks! B^D
> I'm not saying anything.
Very wise.. the atheist Beastie Boys are already mumbling
about how can you even be an EX-Warlord when you talk like
a Castrato Cake-Boy with a lisp!? 8^o
BTW, have you seen Trance's Pussy?
> Just putting it out there...
You really are indiscreet about the women in your life,
no wonder they don't stay! B^D
ex-
> Warlord Steve
Have you heard the term 'Delusional State'? B^]
No, I'm not talking about Atheist Nth Korea, this time.. ;-)
"Among all my patients in the second half of life, that is, over
thirty-five, there has not been one whose problem in the last
resort was not that of finding a religious outlook on life.
It is safe to say that every one of them fell ill because
he had lost that which the living religions of every age
have given their followers, and none of them has really
been healed who did not regain his religious outlook."
-Carl G. Jung Modern Man in Search of a Soul
> BAAWA
Bleating Atheist Arseholes, Weeping and Angst-ridden!
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The Parable of the Magic 8-Ball - Warlord Overboard!
Fluffy threw a Hissy fit and asked Google to
stop people reporting what he said:
# From: Steve Knight <skni...@cox.net>
# Newsgroups: alt.atheism
# Subject: A.A. BAAWA - FAQ
# Message-ID: <p8mrb5lvaf0cj5bp1...@4ax.com>
# Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:46:34 -0700
#
# We kill theists and shit down their throats and
# not in a girly way.
Suffering from IDD (Irony Deficit Disorder), Fluffy
complained that REPORTING WHAT HE SAID, VERBATIM,
was 'abuse'.. and it was making him very very sad,
and could someone please stop them doing it!
# From: Steve Knight <skni...@cox.net>
# Newsgroups: alt.atheism
# Subject: Re: Atheist Kooks: Sociopath shifts blame to others
# for their mistakes Re: A.A. Steve Knight checking in to Bellevue
# Message-ID: <1jivb5dparaegkqht...@4ax.com>
# Date: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:32:49 -0700
#
# FAQ pages for alt.atheism could land you in court.
#
# I reported you to Google abuse
#
# Warlord Steve
# BAAWA
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/DarkSoul0703/thmagic8ball.jpg
Google Laughed and asked him if he would accept
Jesus in his life, because it might be the only way
he could GET ONE!
The Knights of BAAWA realised they had bought a dud,
and decided to replace Fluffy as Warlord, with a
Magic 8-Ball after tests showed it outperformed
him in leadership, intelligence and more accurately
shitting down peoples throats, and it only cost 8 bucks!
Warlord MaJik8 was Interviewed after winning the job;
a.a: "Do you have any any words for the defeated ex-Warlord?"
MaJik8:
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp329/adholmes0428/My%20Stuff/Magic8BallSays.jpg
a.a: "And what do you see as the future for alt.atheism
and atheism worldwide?"
MaJik8
http://blogs.netapp.com/exposed/WindowsLiveWriter/magic-8-ball-3.jpg
Refusing to accept that it was all over for him -Ex Warlord Fluffy
made a desperate attempt to hang on to power;
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/ashwu_xoxo/Halloween2008/IMG_2259.jpg
Warlord MaJik8 was devastating in his assessment:
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/DunadanLord/magic8ballsaysyoureone.jpg
Fluffy went out asking if the Blind Cricketer was still around because
he wanted to get far away, as quickly as he could.... ;-)
See "Fluffy leaves the Field":