[FANFIC]Father's Day at Ohtori
sephigirl
fic.
Utena et al is the property of Be-Papas et al. No insult intended except
to
my beloved Touga's pride. There are no more holidays now, except
Independence
Day and then . . . Labor Day - time for "I Want to Meet a Prince . . ." Part
Two!
FATHER'S DAY AT OHTORI
"Daddy!" Nanami jumped into her father's arms. "I'm so happy to see you!"
"Where's your brother?" The elder Kiryuu glanced about the atrium of the
mansion Nanami and her older brother Touga shared.
"Um . . . I'm sure he's somewhere. He should be back any minute now. Come
in, have some tea." She looped her arm through his and pulled him into the
sitting room. She nervously laughed. "I'll just make a few phone calls."
She ordered tea then rushed out. Why did her brother disappear every time
their father showed up?
*****************
Juri opened the door to her room and greeted her father. He embraced her.
"Hello Punkin. How's my tough little girl?"
"Daddy." She smiled as he presented her with a long box. Opening it, she
withdrew a light foil. "It's perfect." Juri turned her wrist, testing the
balance. "Absolutely perfect. Thank you."
"Anything for my girl. So, what shall we do today?" He shrugged out of
his
raincoat and walked toward her closet.
"I thought we'd take a tour like always and then you can watch the fencing
club," she said. "Then we can go to lunch in town and then maybe sit by the
beach and talk."
"Sounds wonderful."
Juri entered her small kitchen area to heat water for his tea. She heard
her
closet door open then close. He joined her, then hugged her.
"Honey, I'm so glad you have a boyfriend. Your mother was worried. But,
you
didn't have to hide him in the closet."
"What?" Juri's eyes narrowed. She stalked to her closet, threw open the
door and gasped. "Touga!"
"Um, don't mind me," Touga smiled.
"Ah, the Kiryuu boy," said her father.
"Hello," Touga waved. "Ow! Juri! Ow!"
"Punkin," sighed her father, "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going
to hit him and throw him out like that."
********************
Saionji watched his father study his small room.
"So, Kyouichi . . ."
Saionji winced. "Saionji, father."
"So, Kyouichi, why is your room so small? Didn't you have a larger room
earlier this year?"
"I . . . I thought this would be more appropriate. I don't need anything
fancy."
"Hm. I'm surprised you're not sponging off some girl, or that worthless
friend of yours, Touga."
"Father . . ."
"Your mother spoiled you." His father circled the room. He checked the
corners on the sheet.
"It's perfect," said Saionji.
"Hm. I'll bet there's dust under your bed." His father bent over and
glanced under Saionji's small bed. He straightened quickly. "Son, couldn't
you have found another way to tell us? Your mother's expecting
grandchildren.
How could you? Not that I'm not surprised. They way you followed him
everywhere."
"What? What are you talking about?" Saionji faced his father.
His parent pointed to the bed. Saionji knelt and looked under his bed.
Touga smiled and waved.
"Hi! Don't mind me."
"Touga! My father thinks we are . . ."
"Thinks!" His father frowned. "This confirms it."
"But it's Father's Day. He always hides in my room." Saionji glared at
his
friend.
"He's always in your room? How will I tell your mother? You're breaking
her
heart! Couldn't you just find a nice girl? I know he may seem like a girl
but . . ."
"What?" Touga slid out, tossed back his long hair, adjusted his clothes and
pouted. Placing his hands on his hips, he said, "I am not like a girl."
"The shame, the shame." Saionji's dad stalked out.
"Father!" Saionji followed.
***********************
Nanami hung up the phone. He had already been to Juri's and to Saionji's.
She pouted. Who would be next?
***********************
"Hello Father," Miki greeted their parent. "I think Kozue is still getting
ready."
"Well, that's fine. I'll wait."
Miki frowned. "Where was his sister?" A crash sounded. He raced up the
stairs then entered his bedroom. He sighed. Kozue tussled with Touga
"Not now Kozue. Father's here."
They stopped.
"What are you talking about?" she asked. "He's in my hiding place!"
**********************
Tsuwabuki sighed. He'd never get anywhere with Nanami now. How could
he
explain to his father that Touga wasn't hiding in the top bunk for any bad
reasons? He hoped Touga wouldn't bruise.
*********************
"Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
"I'm busy. Look yourself."
"I did. I want you to look."
Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He stopped,
then smiled.
"You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning his
jacket.
"Not for you. Go away."
Mikage huffed then stalked out.
Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator and
said,
"Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed.
**********************
"I'll find him Daddy, I swear." Nanami wrung her hands. "I'm sure he'll
be
here for dinner."
*********************
"Ow! Just let me - ouch! I only want to - ow!" Touga stepped back.
Keiko, Yuuko and Aiko frantically worked at pushing him from their room.
"Nanami will kill us," said Keiko.
"I'm not here to have sex with you. That's the farthest thing from my
mind.
Why would I want any of you? OWWWW!!!"
********************
"Sure, you can stay in my room." Ruka smiled.
"Thanks. I owe you."
"Exactly. You can stay here on one condition. You have to get me a date
with
Juri."
Touga sighed and walked out.
********************
"Daddy!" Wakaba laughed as her father entered her room. She wrapped her
arms tightly about him.
"Hello precious girl. I've missed you." He ended the bear hug and
straightened. "Um, Wakaba, why is there a boy standing in the corner of
your
room?"
"Saionji!" She whirled around. Touga stood, her jacket draped over his
head. "Touga?"
"No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes," came his muffled voice.
"Wakaba?" Her father faced her. "Does this mean my little girl has found
someone? When's the marriage?"
"AUGH!" Touga bolted from the room.
"It's okay princess. He'll be back. What boy wouldn't want to marry my
little girl?"
*************************
"No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room because
.
. . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we finally
end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
sneak
into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
this damn monkey mouse off my head!"
**************************
"Touga-sempai!" Shiori's eyes widened. She stepped into the hall, closing
the door. "My father's here."
"Yes, well, can I stay in your room?"
She looked away then finally nodded. "I'll tell Daddy we have something to
discuss. You won't take too long will you?"
"What? What are you . . . Oh. I . . . um, thanks, but not thanks."
"Wait, where are you going?" Shiroi sighed.
***************************
"Well Kanae, it's been a wonderful day."
"It has Papa. I loved spending the whole day with you."
"I'll get my coat from your room and go home. It's late."
"Okay."
"Kanae, why is Akio in your bed?"
"We are engaged Papa."
"Then why is Akio in your bed with Touga Kiryuu?"
*****************************
Touga tip-toed into his house. He glanced at a clock. Midnight. Good.
He
was safe.
"Touga!" Nanami whispered as she ran to him. "Where have you been? Daddy
was here all day."
"I missed him again." Touga frowned. "How terrible," he said in mock
horror.
"It's okay. He's staying the night."
"AUGH!"
Touga sat upright in his bed. He calmed his breathing. A nightmare.
Then he shakily laughed. A soft knock sounded then Nanami bounded in.
"Good morning big brother. It's a good thing you slept in and weren't
already out and about. Daddy just arrived. He can't wait to see you."
"AUGH!"
~the end?~
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
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Alex Picchetti
> "Well Kanae, it's been a wonderful day."
> "It has Papa. I loved spending the whole day with you."
> "I'll get my coat from your room and go home. It's late."
> "Okay."
> "Kanae, why is Akio in your bed?"
> "We are engaged Papa."
> "Then why is Akio in your bed with Touga Kiryuu?"
> *****************************
*falls over laughing her ass off*
Poor Touga. He has no pride either way. *snicker* I don't think about it
too closely on the darker side of it ^_~ But...
*snicker*
*snicker*
*BWAHAHAHAHA*
I think that and "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going to hit him
and throw him out like that." *cackle*
Pooooooooor Tsuwabuki.
Evil Mamiya! I love it! XD
"No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes..." *giggle* Oh, poor poor Touga.
Even I pity him in this one ^_~
But, definitely the Kanae one is best. Especially the very... not-alarmed
way Mr. Ohtori takes it. It sounds almost like he's used to this.
"Darling, what are you doing in bed?"
"I was sleeping."
"Then why are you sleeping with our daughter's fiancee?"
Poor Mr. O. Definitely the most abused non-character ;)
-Alex
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Alex Picchetti wrote:
>
> Poor Touga. He has no pride either way. *snicker* I don't think about >it too closely on the darker side of it ^_~ But...
I know, you can either look at the dark side or the dark humor. Yeah,
this was one that either is amusing or *not* at all. But, that's okay,
it allows me to start descending into Price of a . . . mode where I need
the dark irony. And then, I work on my serious writing which is rather
light and sweet. In fact I should work on my book first then go to the
*fun* dark stuff. I need Dvorak! ^^
>
> I think that and "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going to hit him
> and throw him out like that." *cackle*
Poor Juri. You know she justs to scream, "I'm trying to keep a
girlfriend you idjits!"
>
> Pooooooooor Tsuwabuki.
> Evil Mamiya! I love it! XD
I sometimes feel that "Mamiya" is passive-aggressive. Okay, I am this
person, so let's have some fun.
> "No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes..." *giggle* Oh, poor poor Touga.
> Even I pity him in this one ^_~
>
Touga: *sniff* She victimizes me so to get others to like me.
> But, definitely the Kanae one is best. Especially the very... not-alarmed
> way Mr. Ohtori takes it. It sounds almost like he's used to this.
>
> "Darling, what are you doing in bed?"
> "I was sleeping."
> "Then why are you sleeping with our daughter's fiancee?"
>
> Poor Mr. O. Definitely the most abused non-character ;)
Yeah, I've decided he's the clueless, befuddled husband/father. I mean,
c'mon, look at Akio! He's a good looking guy at least who lives in a
huge penis tower with a penis like projector. And he's cruising around
in a red sportscar. I know my dad would've been leery (sp). Hell, I'm
leery! ^_^
Katherine
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~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
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> Alex Picchetti wrote:
> >
>
> > Poor Touga. He has no pride either way. *snicker* I don't think about
>it too closely on the darker side of it ^_~ But...
>
> I know, you can either look at the dark side or the dark humor. Yeah,
> this was one that either is amusing or *not* at all. But, that's okay,
> it allows me to start descending into Price of a . . . mode where I need
> the dark irony. And then, I work on my serious writing which is rather
> light and sweet. In fact I should work on my book first then go to the
> *fun* dark stuff. I need Dvorak! ^^
Heh heh. I have a playlist called "Depressing Fanfic" that I play when I'm
writing...the obvious. Plenty of Dvorak, Sibelius' "Finlandia", and one or
two of Verdi's more gloomy works. It's great for getting in the mood to
write.
> > I think that and "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going to hit
him
> > and throw him out like that." *cackle*
>
> Poor Juri. You know she justs to scream, "I'm trying to keep a
> girlfriend you idjits!"
Indeed. I feel more sorry for Saionji, though--his dad seems like the kind
who'd threaten with the possibility of military school. Ick.
> > Pooooooooor Tsuwabuki.
> > Evil Mamiya! I love it! XD
>
> I sometimes feel that "Mamiya" is passive-aggressive. Okay, I am this
> person, so let's have some fun.
Oh, yes. I must agree.
> > "No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes..." *giggle* Oh, poor poor Touga.
> > Even I pity him in this one ^_~
I feel bad for *Wakaba*. As was said in the discussion about the Mother's
Day fic, her parents would probably be the "where are my grandkids?" kind.
> Touga: *sniff* She victimizes me so to get others to like me.
>
> > But, definitely the Kanae one is best. Especially the very...
not-alarmed
> > way Mr. Ohtori takes it. It sounds almost like he's used to this.
> >
> > "Darling, what are you doing in bed?"
> > "I was sleeping."
> > "Then why are you sleeping with our daughter's fiancee?"
> >
> > Poor Mr. O. Definitely the most abused non-character ;)
>
> Yeah, I've decided he's the clueless, befuddled husband/father. I mean,
> c'mon, look at Akio! He's a good looking guy at least who lives in a
> huge penis tower with a penis like projector. And he's cruising around
> in a red sportscar. I know my dad would've been leery (sp). Hell, I'm
> leery! ^_^
I'd be very surprised if Mrs. O didn't keep him "sedated for the pain" much
of the time. I have a feeling that it would be very easy to arrange.
BTW, great fic...keep the holiday delights coming!
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such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
<< FATHER'S DAY AT OHTORI
"Daddy!" Nanami jumped into her father's arms. "I'm so happy to see you!"
"Where's your brother?" The elder Kiryuu glanced about the atrium of the
mansion Nanami and her older brother Touga shared.
"Um . . . I'm sure he's somewhere. >>
<< Why did her brother disappear every time
their father showed up? >>
Gee, I wonder why? It might have something to do with his phobia of cabbages...
<< "Honey, I'm so glad you have a boyfriend. Your mother was worried. But,
you
didn't have to hide him in the closet."
"What?" Juri's eyes narrowed. She stalked to her closet, threw open the
door and gasped. "Touga!"
"Um, don't mind me," Touga smiled.
"Ah, the Kiryuu boy," said her father.
"Hello," Touga waved. "Ow! Juri! Ow!"
"Punkin," sighed her father, "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going
to hit him and throw him out like that." >>
LOL! Juri vs. her clueless parents, ROUND 2! ^o^
Now, we come to Saionji Sr, the man who taught Sai everything he knows about
how to treat a woman...
<< "He's always in your room? How will I tell your mother? You're
breaking
her
heart! Couldn't you just find a nice girl? I know he may seem like a girl
but . . ."
"What?" Touga slid out, tossed back his long hair, adjusted his clothes and
pouted. Placing his hands on his hips, he said, "I am not like a girl."
"The shame, the shame." Saionji's dad stalked out.
"Father!" Saionji followed. >>
Aha, the famous Kiryuu Bad Timing! ^^
<< Miki frowned. "Where was his sister?" A crash sounded. He raced up
the
stairs then entered his bedroom. He sighed. Kozue tussled with Touga
"Not now Kozue. Father's here."
They stopped.
"What are you talking about?" she asked. "He's in my hiding place!" >>
Heh! Still hasn't gotten over getting a new Mother, eh? ^^
<< Tsuwabuki sighed. He'd never get anywhere with Nanami now. How could
he
explain to his father that Touga wasn't hiding in the top bunk for any bad
reasons? He hoped Touga wouldn't bruise. >>
Yeah, if Mari catches him in there, it's curtains!
<< "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
"I'm busy. Look yourself."
"I did. I want you to look."
Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He stopped,
then smiled.
"You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning his
jacket.
"Not for you. Go away."
Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
<< Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator and
said,
"Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed. >>
Ooh, sneaky little he/she-devil, ain't she? ^^
<< Keiko, Yuuko and Aiko frantically worked at pushing him from their
room.
"Nanami will kill us," said Keiko. >>
Too bad he didn't stop by when Keiko was alone... ^^
<< "I'm not here to have sex with you. That's the farthest thing from my
mind.
Why would I want any of you? OWWWW!!!" >>
Ouch, what a burn! Annihilate him, girls!
<< "Sure, you can stay in my room." Ruka smiled.
"Thanks. I owe you."
"Exactly. You can stay here on one condition. You have to get me a date
with
Juri."
Touga sighed and walked out. >>
Even Touga can't do the impossible! ^^
<< "Daddy!" Wakaba laughed as her father entered her room. She wrapped
her
arms tightly about him.
"Hello precious girl. I've missed you." He ended the bear hug and
straightened. "Um, Wakaba, why is there a boy standing in the corner of
your
room?"
"Saionji!" She whirled around. Touga stood, her jacket draped over his
head. "Touga?"
"No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes," came his muffled voice.
"Wakaba?" Her father faced her. "Does this mean my little girl has found
someone? When's the marriage?"
"AUGH!" Touga bolted from the room.
"It's okay princess. He'll be back. What boy wouldn't want to marry my
little girl?" >>
ROTFLMAO!!! This is just too funny! ^O^
WARNING! Obligatory Utena-kicking-Touga's-ass scene coming up! WARNING!
<< "No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room
because
.
. . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we finally
end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
sneak
into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
this damn monkey mouse off my head!" >>
afu no Chuchu: Chu! His ass is grass-chu!
<< "Touga-sempai!" Shiori's eyes widened. She stepped into the hall,
closing
the door. "My father's here."
"Yes, well, can I stay in your room?"
She looked away then finally nodded. "I'll tell Daddy we have something to
discuss. You won't take too long will you?"
"What? What are you . . . Oh. I . . . um, thanks, but not thanks."
"Wait, where are you going?" Shiroi sighed. >>
Better luck next time... ^^ ...He did say once that he'd die before he'd sleep
with you... just be patient!
<< "Well Kanae, it's been a wonderful day."
"It has Papa. I loved spending the whole day with you."
"I'll get my coat from your room and go home. It's late."
"Okay."
"Kanae, why is Akio in your bed?"
"We are engaged Papa."
"Then why is Akio in your bed with Touga Kiryuu?" >>
Umm... because it's not Saturday night? ^^
<< Touga tip-toed into his house. He glanced at a clock. Midnight.
Good.
He
was safe.
"Touga!" Nanami whispered as she ran to him. "Where have you been? Daddy
was here all day."
"I missed him again." Touga frowned. "How terrible," he said in mock
horror.
"It's okay. He's staying the night."
"AUGH!"
Touga sat upright in his bed. He calmed his breathing. A nightmare.
Then he shakily laughed. A soft knock sounded then Nanami bounded in.
"Good morning big brother. It's a good thing you slept in and weren't
already out and about. Daddy just arrived. He can't wait to see you."
"AUGH!" >>
And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
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Scortia
sephigirl wrote:
Very slight spoilers, very slight lemon. Very horrible pacing and boring
fic.
Utena et al is the property of Be-Papas et al. No insult intended except
to
my beloved Touga's pride. There are no more holidays now, except
Independence
Day and then . . . Labor Day - time for "I Want to Meet a Prince . . ." Part
Two!FATHER'S DAY AT OHTORI
<snip>
<mega snicker>
Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator and
said,
"Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed.
Mwahahha!
**********************
"I'll find him Daddy, I swear." Nanami wrung her hands. "I'm sure he'll
be
here for dinner."
*********************
"Ow! Just let me - ouch! I only want to - ow!" Touga stepped back.
Keiko, Yuuko and Aiko frantically worked at pushing him from their room.
"Nanami will kill us," said Keiko.
I'm SO sure Keiko would be saying that...¬_¬
"I'm not here to have sex with you. That's the farthest thing from my
mind.
Why would I want any of you? OWWWW!!!"
lol
********************
"Sure, you can stay in my room." Ruka smiled.
"Thanks. I owe you."
Well, at least we know what weekend it is. ^^;;;;;
"Exactly. You can stay here on one condition. You have to get me a date
with
Juri."
Touga sighed and walked out.
<sniff>
"Well Kanae, it's been a wonderful day."
"It has Papa. I loved spending the whole day with you."
"I'll get my coat from your room and go home. It's late."
"Okay."
"Kanae, why is Akio in your bed?"
"We are engaged Papa."
"Then why is Akio in your bed with Touga Kiryuu?"
^______^ They always are afterall.....
*****************************
Touga tip-toed into his house. He glanced at a clock. Midnight. Good.
He
was safe.
"Touga!" Nanami whispered as she ran to him. "Where have you been? Daddy
was here all day."
"I missed him again." Touga frowned. "How terrible," he said in mock
horror.
"It's okay. He's staying the night."
"AUGH!"
Touga sat upright in his bed. He calmed his breathing. A nightmare.
Then he shakily laughed. A soft knock sounded then Nanami bounded in.
"Good morning big brother. It's a good thing you slept in and weren't
already out and about. Daddy just arrived. He can't wait to see you."
"AUGH!"
<applause>
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>sephigirl <seph...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> Alex Picchetti wrote:
>> >
>>
>> > Poor Touga. He has no pride either way. *snicker* I don't think about
>>it too closely on the darker side of it ^_~ But...
>>
>> I know, you can either look at the dark side or the dark humor. Yeah,
>> this was one that either is amusing or *not* at all. But, that's okay,
>> it allows me to start descending into Price of a . . . mode where I need
>> the dark irony. And then, I work on my serious writing which is rather
>> light and sweet. In fact I should work on my book first then go to the
>> *fun* dark stuff. I need Dvorak! ^^
>
>Heh heh. I have a playlist called "Depressing Fanfic" that I play when I'm
>writing...the obvious. Plenty of Dvorak, Sibelius' "Finlandia", and one or
>two of Verdi's more gloomy works. It's great for getting in the mood to
>write.
>
gold saucer music, and Aerith's death theme off FF7's 3rd Cd over & over.
Talk about pathos ridden, tear-inducing music to write by. When I'm working
on my serious work, which is set in the early 1980's, I'll put on Dan Hill
(sad romance at its best) for sad stuff and Pet Shop Boys and Bee Gees for
more upbeat stuff. I don't think I've ever heard any Sibelius. I'll have
to
look at my "classical collection" type CD's and see. For classical, I tend
to
buy baroque. I have four separate interpretations of Pachebel (one with
whale
song even). Pachebel's Canon is a great romantic, sad piece to write to as
well (for me).
>> > I think that and "you'll never keep a boyfriend if you're going to hit
>him
>> > and throw him out like that." *cackle*
>>
>> Poor Juri. You know she justs to scream, "I'm trying to keep a
>> girlfriend you idjits!"
>
>Indeed. I feel more sorry for Saionji, though--his dad seems like the kind
>who'd threaten with the possibility of military school. Ick.
That's what I was trying for. Over indulgent mother, strict father.
>
>> > Pooooooooor Tsuwabuki.
>> > Evil Mamiya! I love it! XD
>>
>> I sometimes feel that "Mamiya" is passive-aggressive. Okay, I am this
>> person, so let's have some fun.
>
>Oh, yes. I must agree.
Figuring Mamiya is in the know, what else do you do when you're bored? And
he
has a little more freedom in this format. (trying not to give away too much
spoilage here)
>
>> > "No one here but Wakaba-kun's clothes..." *giggle* Oh, poor poor Touga.
>> > Even I pity him in this one ^_~
>
>I feel bad for *Wakaba*. As was said in the discussion about the Mother's
>Day fic, her parents would probably be the "where are my grandkids?" kind.
Yep, we love our litte girl who will marry & give us kids. But, I get the
impression with her comments that she grew up with traditional parents, or
at
least the mother who loved her but allowed Wakaba her romantic ideals.
>
>> Touga: *sniff* She victimizes me so to get others to like me.
>>
>> > But, definitely the Kanae one is best. Especially the very...
>not-alarmed
>> > way Mr. Ohtori takes it. It sounds almost like he's used to this.
>> >
>> > "Darling, what are you doing in bed?"
>> > "I was sleeping."
>> > "Then why are you sleeping with our daughter's fiancee?"
>> >
>> > Poor Mr. O. Definitely the most abused non-character ;)
>>
>> Yeah, I've decided he's the clueless, befuddled husband/father. I mean,
>> c'mon, look at Akio! He's a good looking guy at least who lives in a
>> huge penis tower with a penis like projector. And he's cruising around
>> in a red sportscar. I know my dad would've been leery (sp). Hell, I'm
>> leery! ^_^
>
>I'd be very surprised if Mrs. O didn't keep him "sedated for the pain" much
>of the time. I have a feeling that it would be very easy to arrange.
<nods in agreement> Need to do a Mr. O. fic sometime.
>
>BTW, great fic...keep the holiday delights coming!
Thanks! Yep, by this Labor Day, it'll be a year I've been doing them. I
didn't do a Hallowe'en one - esp. since whoever did the Hallowe'en Mikage
fic
gave us such a great, fun fic.
>
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
~~Mikage's Prince
~~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~~~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
L. Gerholz
sephigirl wrote:
>
>
>> BTW, great fic...keep the holiday delights coming!
>
>
> Thanks! Yep, by this Labor Day, it'll be a year I've been doing them. I
> didn't do a Hallowe'en one - esp. since whoever did the Hallowe'en Mikage
> fic
> gave us such a great, fun fic.
>
Yes, but I want to see *your* treatment of Halloween. It's my favorite
holiday. And for Independence Day, that did follow on a revolution after
all. Possibilities?
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper
mi...@winternet.com
http://www.winternet.com/~milo/gallery.html
--
"Being bright does not grant an immunity to doing idiotic
things; more like, it just enlarges the possible scope."
-- Lois McMaster Bujold
sephigirl
"L. Gerholz" wrote:
>
> I'll comment more later after shopping.
>
> sephigirl wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >> BTW, great fic...keep the holiday delights coming!
> >
> >
> > Thanks! Yep, by this Labor Day, it'll be a year I've been doing them. I
> > didn't do a Hallowe'en one - esp. since whoever did the Hallowe'en Mikage
> > fic
> > gave us such a great, fun fic.
> >
>
> Yes, but I want to see *your* treatment of Halloween. It's my favorite
> holiday. And for Independence Day, that did follow on a revolution after
> all. Possibilities?
>
So far the Independence Day story is just a goofy lemon poking fun at
Sai but who knows what it'll be when I get closer to the day. It may
*still* be a lemon poking fun at Sai! ^^
I'd love to do a true Hallowe'en lemon in the style of the Ethan Raye
episode but, well, very lemony!
Katherine
seph...@yahoo.com
~Mikage's Prince
~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
sephigirl
>
> ROTFLMAO!!! This is hilarious! Who knew that childhood trauma could make for
> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense.
>
>
> << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> "I did. I want you to look."
> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He stopped,
> then smiled.
> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning his
> jacket.
> "Not for you. Go away."
> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>
> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . .
>
> << Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator and
> said,
> "Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed. >>
>
> Ooh, sneaky little he/she-devil, ain't she? ^^
I adore little Mamiya; I don't like his alter ego but I love Mamiya!
>
> WARNING! Obligatory Utena-kicking-Touga's-ass scene coming up! WARNING!
>
> << "No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room
> because
> .
> . . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
> wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
> sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we finally
> end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
> sneak
> into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
> this damn monkey mouse off my head!" >>
>
> afu no Chuchu: Chu! His ass is grass-chu!
LOL!!! Go afu no ChuChu
>
> And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
Yep! ^^
>
> Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
Akio: What? That was amusing
Dios: ... (nods)
Akio: Thank you.
>
Katherine
seph...@yahoo.com
~Mikage's Prince
~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
UYatsura
for
> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released this
year more people will come to understand... ^^
<< > << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> "I did. I want you to look."
> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
stopped,
> then smiled.
> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
his
> jacket.
> "Not for you. Go away."
> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>
> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
<< > << Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator and
> said,
> "Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed. >>
>
> Ooh, sneaky little he/she-devil, ain't she? ^^
I adore little Mamiya; I don't like his alter ego but I love Mamiya! >>
:P ...Well he wouldn't be the little daemon his is were he not a witch in
disguise...
<< > WARNING! Obligatory Utena-kicking-Touga's-ass scene coming up! WARNING!
>
> << "No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room
> because
> .
> . . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
> wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
> sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we finally
> end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
> sneak
> into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
> this damn monkey mouse off my head!" >>
>
> afu no Chuchu: Chu! His ass is grass-chu!
LOL!!! Go afu no ChuChu >>
^^|/ Chu!
<< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
Yep! ^^ >>
^__^
<< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
>>
Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming right
up!
<< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
Akio: What? That was amusing
Dios: ... (nods)
Akio: Thank you. >>
You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
E. Liddell
desperately to get caught up . . .]
[snip]
Oh, dear. Poor Touga-kun. He must be the only character in
the entire show who needs to be protected from his Prince! ;)
(And yes, the 'fic was great. I needed a good laugh just then.)
E. Liddell
elid...@puc.net
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sephigirl
>[Returning to Usenet one Escaflowne lemon later,
Is it done? Is it posted???
>and trying
>desperately to get caught up . . .]
>
>[snip]
>
>Oh, dear. Poor Touga-kun. He must be the only character in
>the entire show who needs to be protected from his Prince! ;)
See, it's all in the game. Fall at his feet, he's gone. Act disinterested,
even a little harsh and he *must* win you over to this side so he can claim
you as another victim of his charms. Then he dumps you and he's the winner
of
the mindgames. So, while I'm crazy for Touga and his mindgames and I'll
stand
up for him to anyone else . . .
>
>(And yes, the 'fic was great. I needed a good laugh just then.)
Thanks!
Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
~~Mikage's Prince
~~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~~~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
sephigirl
><< > ROTFLMAO!!! This is hilarious! Who knew that childhood trauma could make
>for
>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
>
>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
>
>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released this
>year more people will come to understand... ^^
And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
music daily but . . .
>
><< > << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
>> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
>> "I did. I want you to look."
>> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
>stopped,
>> then smiled.
>> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
>his
>> jacket.
>> "Not for you. Go away."
>> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>>
>> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
>
>Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
>
>You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
Mikage: I am not!
Dios: . . .!
Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
Dios: . . . ;_;
Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
>
><< > << Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator
and
>> said,
>> "Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed.
>>
>>
>> Ooh, sneaky little he/she-devil, ain't she? ^^
>
>I adore little Mamiya; I don't like his alter ego but I love Mamiya! >>
>
>:P ...Well he wouldn't be the little daemon his is were he not a witch in
>disguise...
Well, they're all so naughty, either way.
>
><< > WARNING! Obligatory Utena-kicking-Touga's-ass scene coming up! WARNING!
>>
>> << "No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room
>> because
>> .
>> . . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
>> wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
>> sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we
finally
>> end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
>> sneak
>> into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
>> this damn monkey mouse off my head!" >>
>>
>> afu no Chuchu: Chu! His ass is grass-chu!
>
>LOL!!! Go afu no ChuChu >>
>
>^^|/ Chu!
Now, here's a double chocolate cake for you to pig out on.
>
><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
>
>Yep! ^^ >>
>
>^__^
>
><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
>
>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> >>
>
>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming right
>up!
>
><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
>Akio: What? That was amusing
>
>Dios: ... (nods)
>
>Akio: Thank you. >>
>
>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
>
Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
Dios: . . .
Akio: You . . . you what? When?
Dios: . . .
Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
E. Liddell
<seph...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>>===== Original Message From elid...@puc.net (E. Liddell) =====
>>[Returning to Usenet one Escaflowne lemon later,
>
>Is it done? Is it posted???
Done? Yes (unless the people on the ML find something glaringly
wrong with it). Posted? Not yet, and until seiryuu.org irons out
its problems and Irk has some time to update the archive there, it
isn't likely to be publicly available on the Web. However, as of
tomorrow afternoon, I'll be willing to fill email requests for the
story from my dark-kingdom.de address (and if I get enough of them,
I'll probably drop a password-locked zip file on Geocities).
>>and trying
>>desperately to get caught up . . .]
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>Oh, dear. Poor Touga-kun. He must be the only character in
>>the entire show who needs to be protected from his Prince! ;)
>
>See, it's all in the game. Fall at his feet, he's gone. Act disinterested,
>even a little harsh and he *must* win you over to this side so he can claim
>you as another victim of his charms. Then he dumps you and he's the winner
>of
>the mindgames. So, while I'm crazy for Touga and his mindgames and I'll
>stand
>up for him to anyone else . . .
I suppose that's one way of thinking about it . . . although I do
sometimes wonder if it might not help the poor boy out to have
a concerned friend who was emphatically Not Interested in
getting inside his pants . . .
OnsenMark
writes:
>Very slight spoilers, very slight lemon. Very horrible pacing and boring
>fic.
> Utena et al is the property of Be-Papas et al. No insult intended except
>to
>my beloved Touga's pride. There are no more holidays now, except
>Independence
>Day and then . . . Labor Day - time for "I Want to Meet a Prince . . ." Part
>Two!
>
>FATHER'S DAY AT OHTORI
Oh, my...
It just *sucks* to be Touga, ne?
Mark. 8)
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L. Gerholz
> >> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> >> "I did. I want you to look."
> >> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
> >> stopped, then smiled.
> >> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
> >> his jacket.
> >> "Not for you. Go away."
> >> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
> >>
> >> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
> >
> >Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
> >
> >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
>
> Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> Mikage: I am not!
> Dios: . . .!
> Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> Dios: . . . ;_;
> Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
<snip>
> ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> >
> >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > >>
> >
> >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> >coming right up!
> >
> ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> >
> >Akio: What? That was amusing
> >
> >Dios: ... (nods)
> >
> >Akio: Thank you. >>
> >
> >You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> >
> Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
> Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
> Dios: . . .
> Akio: You . . . you what? When?
> Dios: . . .
> Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
Hee hee. Now we're not just responding to mini-fics, we're writing
sequels?
Laurie
UYatsura
make
>for
>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
>
>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
>
>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released this
>year more people will come to understand... ^^
And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
music daily but . . . >>
Can't watch the movie? Why not?
<< << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
>> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
>> "I did. I want you to look."
>> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
>stopped,
>> then smiled.
>> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
>his
>> jacket.
>> "Not for you. Go away."
>> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>>
>> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
>
>Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
>
>You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know. >>
Well, I myself always saw him as a sort of Urashima Taro, a man out of his
time, rather than the walking dead...
<< Mikage: I am not!
Dios: . . .!
Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that! >>
Hey, Dios is not a ghost! He's a physical representation of Akio's superego...
<< Dios: . . . ;_;
Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend! >>
^o^
<< << Mamiya cleared his throat, turned on the intercom for the elevator
and
>> said,
>> "Son, is that you?" Watching Touga run from the building, Mamiya laughed.
>>
>>
>> Ooh, sneaky little he/she-devil, ain't she? ^^
>
>I adore little Mamiya; I don't like his alter ego but I love Mamiya! >>
>
>:P ...Well he wouldn't be the little daemon his is were he not a witch in
>disguise...
Well, they're all so naughty, either way. >>
Heheh...
<< ><< > WARNING! Obligatory Utena-kicking-Touga's-ass scene coming up!
WARNING!
>>
>> << "No, but listen . . . Ouch! Utena, I swear I was only in your room
>> because
>> .
>> . . ouch! Of course I want to sleep with you . . . ow! But today, I just
>> wanted . . .stop pulling my hair! If you weren't so hot tempered. And so
>> sexy . . . that hurts! No, don't hit me there! I need that when we
finally
>> end up sleeping together . . . yeowch! Okay, okay, I'm gone. See if I
>> sneak
>> into your bedroom again! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Get
>> this damn monkey mouse off my head!" >>
>>
>> afu no Chuchu: Chu! His ass is grass-chu!
>
>LOL!!! Go afu no ChuChu >>
>
>^^|/ Chu!
Now, here's a double chocolate cake for you to pig out on. >>
^^ CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! ^^ *pigs out*
<< ><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
>
>Yep! ^^ >>
>
>^__^
>
><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
>
>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> >>
>
>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming right
>up!
>
><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
>Akio: What? That was amusing
>
>Dios: ... (nods)
>
>Akio: Thank you. >>
>
>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
>
Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
<< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
<< Dios: . . .
Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
^_^
<< Dios: . . .
Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
>>
Attaboy! ^^
UYatsura
> >
> >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > >>
> >
> >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> >coming right up!
> >
> ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
>>
Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
Akio: Arrrrrgh!
sephigirl
> << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> >>
>
> Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Akio: Arrrrrgh!
>
the Doors to him and he's all yours.
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
sephigirl
>On Wed, 13 Jun 2001 13:29:57 -0400, sephigirl
><seph...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>
>>>===== Original Message From elid...@puc.net (E. Liddell) =====
>>>[Returning to Usenet one Escaflowne lemon later,
>>
>>Is it done? Is it posted???
>
>Done? Yes (unless the people on the ML find something glaringly
>wrong with it). Posted? Not yet, and until seiryuu.org irons out
>its problems and Irk has some time to update the archive there, it
>isn't likely to be publicly available on the Web. However, as of
>tomorrow afternoon, I'll be willing to fill email requests for the
>story from my dark-kingdom.de address (and if I get enough of them,
>I'll probably drop a password-locked zip file on Geocities).
>
>>>and trying
>>>desperately to get caught up . . .]
>>>
>>>[snip]
>>>
>>>Oh, dear. Poor Touga-kun. He must be the only character in
>>>the entire show who needs to be protected from his Prince! ;)
>>
>>See, it's all in the game. Fall at his feet, he's gone. Act disinterested,
>>even a little harsh and he *must* win you over to this side so he can claim
>>you as another victim of his charms. Then he dumps you and he's the winner
>>of
>>the mindgames. So, while I'm crazy for Touga and his mindgames and I'll
>>stand
>>up for him to anyone else . . .
>
>I suppose that's one way of thinking about it . . . although I do
>sometimes wonder if it might not help the poor boy out to have
>a concerned friend who was emphatically Not Interested in
>getting inside his pants . . .
>
^o^ Nothing like strongly denying I don't want Touga in my bed as I take
off
his clothes. ^__^ Hey, it's good to be the Prince! As always I keep his
best
interests close to my heart. And what he's best interested in, sometimes...
sephigirl
>make
>>for
>>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
>>
>>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
>>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
>>
>>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
this
>>year more people will come to understand... ^^
>
>And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
>music daily but . . . >>
>
>Can't watch the movie? Why not?
Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
between he and Utena . . . And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^
>
><< << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
>>> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
>>> "I did. I want you to look."
>>> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
>>stopped,
>>> then smiled.
>>> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
>>his
>>> jacket.
>>> "Not for you. Go away."
>>> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>>>
>>> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
>>
>>Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
>>
>>You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
>
>Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know. >>
>
>Well, I myself always saw him as a sort of Urashima Taro, a man out of his
>time, rather than the walking dead...
Oh, I consider him out & about as it were but it was fun to write that.
Mamiya: He is *out*
Mikage: No I'm not silly, I'm right here
Mamiya: Booksmart but . . .
Katherine: Leave him alone for once.
>
><< Mikage: I am not!
>Dios: . . .!
>Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that! >>
>
>Hey, Dios is not a ghost! He's a physical representation of Akio's
superego...
All: His ego's super enough!
Akio: Hey! I represent that! ^^
All: *groan*
Just don't recreate the sleeping bag scene please . . . @_@
>
><< ><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
>>
>>Yep! ^^ >>
>>
>>^__^
^^
>>
>><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
>>
>>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
>> >>
>>
>>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
right
>>up!
>>
>><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>>
>>Akio: What? That was amusing
>>
>>Dios: ... (nods)
>>
>>Akio: Thank you. >>
>>
>>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
>>
>Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
>
>Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!!
>
><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
>Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
>
>Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm everyone's
true desire . . .
>
><< Dios: . . .
>Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
>
>^_^
>
><< Dios: . . .
>Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
>Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> >>
>
>Attaboy! ^^
>
Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
elid...@puc.net
On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 13:02:56 -0400, sephigirl
<seph...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>>===== Original Message From elid...@puc.net (E. Liddell) =====
>>On Wed, 13 Jun 2001 13:29:57 -0400, sephigirl
>><seph...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>===== Original Message From elid...@puc.net (E. Liddell) =====
>>>>[Returning to Usenet one Escaflowne lemon later,
>>>
>>>Is it done? Is it posted???
>>
>>Done? Yes (unless the people on the ML find something glaringly
>>wrong with it). Posted? Not yet, and until seiryuu.org irons out
>>its problems and Irk has some time to update the archive there, it
>>isn't likely to be publicly available on the Web. However, as of
>>tomorrow afternoon, I'll be willing to fill email requests for the
>>story from my dark-kingdom.de address (and if I get enough of them,
>>I'll probably drop a password-locked zip file on Geocities).
>>
>Whoo hoo! I'll go there later today! Yeh!
Just drop me a line via email--I do NOT own that domain, it's just
where my primary email address happens to be. (Sorry for any
confusion.)
E. Liddell
Anj
> << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> >>
>
> Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Akio: Arrrrrgh!
Anyone else remember this wonderful little animated gif of Akio that
Hydrus made ever so long ago? It seems strangely appropriate right now...
http://home.nc.rr.com/hydrus/akio.gif
--Anj
--
Proud member of the Wakaba Genki Preservation Society!
"We hurt the ones we love the most. It's a subtle form of
compliment."--Shakespear's Sister
UYatsura
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> >>
>
> Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Akio: Arrrrrgh!
>
Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
the Doors to him and he's all yours.
>>
Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)... Alright, Big
Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
UYatsura
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> >>
>
> Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Akio: Arrrrrgh!
Anyone else remember this wonderful little animated gif of Akio that
Hydrus made ever so long ago? It seems strangely appropriate right now...
http://home.nc.rr.com/hydrus/akio.gif
>>
LOL! Hey, I remember that one! ^o^
UYatsura
>make
>>for
>>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
>>
>>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
>>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
>>
>>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
this
>>year more people will come to understand... ^^
>
>And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
>music daily but . . . >>
>
>Can't watch the movie? Why not?
Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
between he and Utena . . . >>
Well, at least he's a sympathetic character for once, instead of a pathetic
character...
<< And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige! This
calls for Jihad! >8(
<< ><< << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
>>> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
>>> "I did. I want you to look."
>>> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
>>stopped,
>>> then smiled.
>>> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
>>his
>>> jacket.
>>> "Not for you. Go away."
>>> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
>>>
>>> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
>>
>>Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
>>
>>You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
>
>Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know. >>
>
>Well, I myself always saw him as a sort of Urashima Taro, a man out of his
>time, rather than the walking dead...
Oh, I consider him out & about as it were but it was fun to write that. >>
Heheh...
<< Mamiya: He is *out* >>
You're telling me!
<< Mikage: No I'm not silly, I'm right here
Mamiya: Booksmart but . . . >>
LOL!
<< Katherine: Leave him alone for once.
> >>
Where's the fun in that?
<< ><< Mikage: I am not!
>Dios: . . .!
>Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that! >>
>
>Hey, Dios is not a ghost! He's a physical representation of Akio's
superego...
All: His ego's super enough! >>
Uh, you guys are misunderstanding me...
<< Akio: Hey! I represent that! ^^ >>
<< All: *groan* >>
Here, let me go get my flamethrower again...
What? You didn't like my little Fart Bong? o.o Chu?
<< ><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
>>
>>Yep! ^^ >>
>>
>>^__^
^^
>>
^
<< >><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
>>
>>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
>> >>
>>
>>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
right
>>up!
>>
>><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>>
>>Akio: What? That was amusing
>>
>>Dios: ... (nods)
>>
>>Akio: Thank you. >>
>>
>>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
>>
>Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
>
>Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!! >>
Go on Dios! Lay the smack-down on him! Let's smell what the Dios is cooking!
<< ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
>Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
>
>Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm everyone's
true desire . . . >>
Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
difference...
<< ><< Dios: . . .
>Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
>
>^_^
>
><< Dios: . . .
>Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
>Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> >>
>
>Attaboy! ^^
>
Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
>>
^^|/
sephigirl
>UYatsura wrote:
>> << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
>> > >
>> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
>> > > >>
>> > >
>> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
>> > >coming right up!
>> > >
>> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>>
>> >>
>>
>> Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
>> Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>>
>> Akio: Arrrrrgh!
>
>Anyone else remember this wonderful little animated gif of Akio that
>Hydrus made ever so long ago? It seems strangely appropriate right now...
>
>http://home.nc.rr.com/hydrus/akio.gif
>
Yes! I even have that bookmarked on my computer at home! I just looked at
that this last weekend to see if it was still up! ^o^
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
~~Mikage's Prince
~~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~~~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
UtenaCode(1.1)U:6 F:To++>Ak+++:pBR D:Sa<Na---> X:*:a[BR++]
M:f"Poison","Akio Car",Mikage's Hits,"Missing Link","Toki Ni Ai Wa"
sephigirl
UYatsura wrote:
>
> << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > > >
> > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > >coming right up!
> > > >
> > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >
> > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> > >>
> >
> > Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> > Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
Soc' 'er to me baby!
> >
> > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> >
> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> >>
>
> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
laughing with me (and other things)
Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
Katherine: or Mari
Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>Alright, Big
> Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
Akio: Yes, I do give the big O
>
~Katherine
seph...@yahoo.com
~Mikage's Prince
~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
sephigirl
>
> << << > ROTFLMAO!!! This is hilarious! Who knew that childhood trauma could
> >make
> >>for
> >>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
> >>
> >>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
> >>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
> >>
> >>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
> this
> >>year more people will come to understand... ^^
> >
> >And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
> >music daily but . . . >>
> >
> >Can't watch the movie? Why not?
>
> Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
> between he and Utena . . . >>
>
> Well, at least he's a sympathetic character for once, instead of a >pathetic character...
He is *not* pathetic! He's a classic pathos romance lead! *sigh*
>
> << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
>
> Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige! This
> calls for Jihad! >8(
^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! C'mon, Utena
& Juri had much prettier long hair in the series!
Katherine: I'd specially thank you. ^_~
>
> << ><< Mikage: I am not!
> >Dios: . . .!
> >Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that! >>
> >
> >Hey, Dios is not a ghost! He's a physical representation of Akio's
> superego...
>
> All: His ego's super enough! >>
>
> Uh, you guys are misunderstanding me...
All: Yeah, so? We are the mass mind, we follow whomever spoke the
loudest and that was Saionji!
Sai: erm . . . Touga whispered that in my ear.
Touga: Nonsense (smirk)
>
> << Akio: Hey! I represent that! ^^ >>
> << All: *groan* >>
>
> Here, let me go get my flamethrower again...
Akio: Jiras, you love to get me hot, don't you? Really, all you have to
do is . . . .
*blorf*!!!!
>
> << ><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
> >>
> >>Yep! ^^ >>
> >>
> >>^__^
>
> ^^
> >>
>
> ^
>
> << >><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> >>
> >>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> >> >>
> >>
> >>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
> right
> >>up!
> >>
> >><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >>
> >>Akio: What? That was amusing
> >>
> >>Dios: ... (nods)
> >>
> >>Akio: Thank you. >>
> >>
> >>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> >>
> >Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
> >
> >Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
>
> Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!! >>
>
> Go on Dios! Lay the smack-down on him! Let's smell what the Dios is cooking!
Dios: . . . ..?
Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
Dios: . . . :(
>
> << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> >
> >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
>
> Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm everyone's
> true desire . . . >>
>
> Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> difference...
>
> << ><< Dios: . . .
> >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> >
> >^_^
> >
> ><< Dios: . . .
> >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > >>
> >
> >Attaboy! ^^
> >
>
> Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> >>
>
> ^^|/
>
^^
~Katherine
seph...@yahoo.com
~Mikage's Prince
~(also)Touga's Prince and Akio's Prince(as needed)
~Proud Member, Wakaba Genki Preservation Society
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wakabagenkipreservationsoc
sephigirl
"L. Gerholz" wrote:
>
> > >===== Original Message From uyat...@aol.com (UYatsura) =====
> > >
> > ><< > << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
> > >> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> > >> "I did. I want you to look."
> > >> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
> > >> stopped, then smiled.
> > >> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
> > >> his jacket.
> > >> "Not for you. Go away."
> > >> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
> > >>
> > >> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
> > >
> > >Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
> > >
> > >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
> >
> > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > Mikage: I am not!
> > Dios: . . .!
> > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
>
> What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak out
like . . .
>
> <snip>
>
> > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
That Jiras . . . he's such an Akio horn dog!
>
> > >
> > >Akio: What? That was amusing
> > >
> > >Dios: ... (nods)
> > >
> > >Akio: Thank you. >>
> > >
> > >You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > >
> > Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
> > Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
> > Dios: . . .
> > Akio: You . . . you what? When?
> > Dios: . . .
> > Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
>
> Hee hee. Now we're not just responding to mini-fics, we're writing
> sequels?
It goes on Judah . . .
UYatsura
> > >> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> > >> "I did. I want you to look."
> > >> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
> > >> stopped, then smiled.
> > >> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
> > >> his jacket.
> > >> "Not for you. Go away."
> > >> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
> > >>
> > >> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
> > >
> > >Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
> > >
> > >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
> >
> > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > Mikage: I am not!
> > Dios: . . .!
> > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
>
> What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak out
like . . . >>
How can that be? They're the same bloody person!
<< > <snip>
>
> > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > >
> > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > >coming right up!
> > >
> > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
>
> Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
That Jiras . . . he's such an Akio horn dog! >>
Now, I know I don't like the sound of THAT! "Horn dog"?! O.o
<< > > >Akio: What? That was amusing
> > >
> > >Dios: ... (nods)
> > >
> > >Akio: Thank you. >>
> > >
> > >You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > >
> > Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
> > Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
> > Dios: . . .
> > Akio: You . . . you what? When?
> > Dios: . . .
> > Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
>
> Hee hee. Now we're not just responding to mini-fics, we're writing
> sequels?
It goes on Judah . . . >>
Judah? How about Ephraim, or Napthali, or Benjamin, or Manasseh, or Reuben...
Mmmm... Reuben sandwiches... P:
Or do you mean Judah ben Hur? ^^
UYatsura
> > > >
> > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > >coming right up!
> > > >
> > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >
> > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> > >>
> >
> > Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> > Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
Soc' 'er to me baby! >>
Err... Wilson was a volleyball, my dear, not a soccerball! Bad puns are nice,
but they should be accurate... ;P
<< > > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> >
> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> >>
>
> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage) >>
Thank you, thank you! ^__^|/
<< Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
laughing with me (and other things) >>
Heh! You're telling me! But it's kind of her trademark... ^^
<< Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer) >>
^.^
<< Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints* >>
Mi-ki is mine!
<< Katherine: or Mari
Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>>
Female Akio... sounds like an incomplete fic I read once...
<< >Alright, Big
> Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
Akio: Yes, I do give the big O >>
Really? I guess size really doesn't matter... ^o^
Akio: Why, you... >.<
UYatsura
could
> >make
> >>for
> >>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
> >>
> >>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
> >>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
> >>
> >>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
> this
> >>year more people will come to understand... ^^
> >
> >And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
> >music daily but . . . >>
> >
> >Can't watch the movie? Why not?
>
> Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
> between he and Utena . . . >>
>
> Well, at least he's a sympathetic character for once, instead of a >pathetic
character...
He is *not* pathetic! He's a classic pathos romance lead! *sigh* >>
Tomayto, tomahto... :P
<< > << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
>
> Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige! This
> calls for Jihad! >8(
^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! >>
My unleashed rage ellicits raucus laughter... Good greif! ;__;
<< C'mon, Utena
& Juri had much prettier long hair in the series! >>
Juri maybe, but Movie Utena's hair is so long and luscious... I like TV Utena's
hair, but I like Movie Utena's hair too, just for different reasons... You're
still an infidel, tho'...
Well, now my interest is piqued! P;
<< > << ><< Mikage: I am not!
> >Dios: . . .!
> >Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that! >>
> >
> >Hey, Dios is not a ghost! He's a physical representation of Akio's
> superego...
>
> All: His ego's super enough! >>
>
> Uh, you guys are misunderstanding me...
All: Yeah, so? We are the mass mind, we follow whomever spoke the
loudest and that was Saionji!
Sai: erm . . . Touga whispered that in my ear.
Touga: Nonsense (smirk) >>
Cute, cute, very cute... 9.9
<< > << Akio: Hey! I represent that! ^^ >>
> << All: *groan* >>
>
> Here, let me go get my flamethrower again...
Akio: Jiras, you love to get me hot, don't you? >>
Oh, God have mercy...
<< Really, all you have to
do is . . . . >>
Light you on fire? *FWOOOOSH*
*blorf*!!!! >>
bwahahahahaha-chu! ^^
<< > << ><< > And a cute, Twilight-Zonish denoument... ^___^
> >>
> >>Yep! ^^ >>
> >>
> >>^__^
>
> ^^
> >>
>
> ^
>
> << >><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> >>
> >>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> >> >>
> >>
> >>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
> right
> >>up!
> >>
> >><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >>
> >>Akio: What? That was amusing
> >>
> >>Dios: ... (nods)
> >>
> >>Akio: Thank you. >>
> >>
> >>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> >>
> >Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
> >
> >Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
>
> Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!! >>
>
> Go on Dios! Lay the smack-down on him! Let's smell what the Dios is cooking!
Dios: . . . ..?
Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
Dios: . . . :( >>
Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's -wearing-
some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get them back
before she washes them... P:
<< > << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> >
> >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
>
> Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm everyone's
> true desire . . . >>
>
> Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> difference...
>
> << ><< Dios: . . .
> >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> >
> >^_^
> >
> ><< Dios: . . .
> >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > >>
> >
> >Attaboy! ^^
> >
>
> Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> >>
>
> ^^|/
>
^^
>>
Jiras Corrino, Certified Freak!
sephigirl
UYatsura wrote:
>
> << > << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > > > >
> > > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > > >coming right up!
> > > > >
> > > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> > >
> > > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> > > Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Soc' 'er to me baby! >>
>
> Err... Wilson was a volleyball, my dear, not a soccerball! Bad puns are nice,
> but they should be accurate... ;P
#############^^############## And when I was writing it, I was
thinking, he wasn't a soccer ball but I was going blank so I thought,
what the hell! heh ^^;;;
>
> << > > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> > >
> > Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
> > the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > >>
> >
> > Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>
> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage) >>
>
> Thank you, thank you! ^__^|/
>
> << Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> laughing with me (and other things) >>
>
> Heh! You're telling me! But it's kind of her trademark... ^^
>
> << Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer) >>
>
> ^.^
>
> << Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints* >>
>
> Mi-ki is mine!
Miki: Yours??? My . . . ^^;; er . . . (nosebleed)(faints)
>
> << Katherine: or Mari
> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> >>
>
> Female Akio... sounds like an incomplete fic I read once...
Yeah, if ever the wonkster is allowed out of the dungeon . . .
>
> << >Alright, Big
> > Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
>
> Akio: Yes, I do give the big O >>
>
> Really? I guess size really doesn't matter... ^o^
>
> Akio: Why, you... >.<
Akio: hmph, as long as they're pleased . . .
ObKatherine: Side note, one of the advertising slogans here in Omaha, NE
is truly, "Buy the Big O" I know I'm never satisfied. ^^
sephigirl
>
> << > > ><< > << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
> > > >> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> > > >> "I did. I want you to look."
> > > >> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
> > > >> stopped, then smiled.
> > > >> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage, unbuttoning
> > > >> his jacket.
> > > >> "Not for you. Go away."
> > > >> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
> > > >
> > > >Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
> > > >
> > > >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
> > >
> > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > Mikage: I am not!
> > > Dios: . . .!
> > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> >
> > What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
>
> I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak out
> like . . . >>
>
> How can that be? They're the same bloody person!
But, due to the creation of the character, we see her as a victim not an
active participant in what's going around. He's cultivating the roses,
talking about the duellists with Mikage, truly enjoying putting a rose
thru Kanae. a little flirty with Mikage ... She is more passive in
appearance, than he is.
>
> << > <snip>
> >
> > > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > > >
> > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > >coming right up!
> > > >
> > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >
> > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
>
> That Jiras . . . he's such an Akio horn dog! >>
>
> Now, I know I don't like the sound of THAT! "Horn dog"?! O.o
sowwy, being silly. (falls to Jiras' feet) I'm ready to take my
punishment, Jiras-san.
>
> << > > >Akio: What? That was amusing
> > > >
> > > >Dios: ... (nods)
> > > >
> > > >Akio: Thank you. >>
> > > >
> > > >You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > > >
> > > Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
> > > Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > > Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
> > > Dios: . . .
> > > Akio: You . . . you what? When?
> > > Dios: . . .
> > > Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > > Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> >
> > Hee hee. Now we're not just responding to mini-fics, we're writing
> > sequels?
>
> It goes on Judah . . . >>
>
> Judah? How about Ephraim, or Napthali, or Benjamin, or Manasseh, or Reuben...
> Mmmm... Reuben sandwiches... P:
> Or do you mean Judah ben Hur? ^^
Correct! Reference the end of the chariot scene when Judah ben Hur's
friend & enemy Masalla confronts him and says "It goes on. Judah, the
race goes on." - think that's pretty close to the actual quote. "Ben
Hur" fan here.
sephigirl
>
> << > << << > ROTFLMAO!!! This is hilarious! Who knew that childhood trauma
> could
> > >make
> > >>for
> > >>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
> > >>
> > >>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
> > >>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
> > >>
> > >>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
> > this
> > >>year more people will come to understand... ^^
> > >
> > >And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
> > >music daily but . . . >>
> > >
> > >Can't watch the movie? Why not?
> >
> > Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
> > between he and Utena . . . >>
> >
> > Well, at least he's a sympathetic character for once, instead of a >pathetic
> character...
>
> He is *not* pathetic! He's a classic pathos romance lead! *sigh* >>
>
> Tomayto, tomahto... :P
Naw-uh!
>
> << > << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
> >
> > Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige! This
> > calls for Jihad! >8(
>
> ^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! >>
>
> My unleashed rage ellicits raucus laughter... Good greif! ;__;
Sorry sweetie. *ahem* !!I cringe in fear at your wrath!! Your anger
frightens me!! *o*
>
> << C'mon, Utena
> & Juri had much prettier long hair in the series! >>
>
> Juri maybe, but Movie Utena's hair is so long and luscious... I like TV Utena's
> hair, but I like Movie Utena's hair too, just for different reasons... You're
> still an infidel, tho'...
Am not! Long & luscious? Okay, as someone who loves long hair on all
my characters . . . no. Her haircut was horrible in the series but it
had texture.
Mikage: hmph, and mine as well . . .
Katherine: heh #^^#
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> > << >><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > >>
> > >>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > >> >>
> > >>
> > >>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
> > right
> > >>up!
> > >>
> > >><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> > >>
> > >>Akio: What? That was amusing
> > >>
> > >>Dios: ... (nods)
> > >>
> > >>Akio: Thank you. >>
> > >>
> > >>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > >>
> > >Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
> > >
> > >Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
> >
> > Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!! >>
> >
> > Go on Dios! Lay the smack-down on him! Let's smell what the Dios is cooking!
>
> Dios: . . . ..?
> Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
> Dios: . . . :( >>
>
> Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's -wearing-
> some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get them back
> before she washes them... P:
Dios: . . . . . . ........ . . . . ... .
Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
She's always in his closet.
>
> << > << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> > >
> > >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
> >
> > Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm everyone's
> > true desire . . . >>
> >
> > Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> > difference...
> >
> > << ><< Dios: . . .
> > >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> > >
> > >^_^
> > >
> > ><< Dios: . . .
> > >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Attaboy! ^^
> > >
> >
> > Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> > >>
> >
> > ^^|/
> >
> ^^
L. Gerholz
sephigirl wrote:
>
> UYatsura wrote:
>
>>
>> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
>> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
>> >>
>>
>> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>
>
> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
>
> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> laughing with me (and other things)
Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
her?
Mikage: Usually.
Laurie: Are you tickling her?
Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
Mikage: No ...
Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
> Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> Katherine: or Mari
> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
scary even for him!
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper
L. Gerholz
> > > ><< > << "Mamiya, look who's in our elevator."
> > > >> "I'm busy. Look yourself."
> > > >> "I did. I want you to look."
> > > >> Mamiya sighed. "What the . . . Why is Kiryuu in our . . ." He
> > > >> stopped, then smiled.
> > > >> "You've got your cute, naughty smile on," said Mikage,
> > > >> unbuttoning his jacket.
> > > >> "Not for you. Go away."
> > > >> Mikage huffed then stalked out. >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Dee-nied! LOL! ^o^
> > > >
> > > >Mikage: hmph, like I wanted to . . . >>
> > > >
> > > >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
> > >
> > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > Dios: . . .!
> > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> >
>
> I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak
> out like . . .
I agree that Mamiya isn't nearly as afraid to speak out. But I don't
think he's any nicer than ... that other person. Of course, I don't
think that other person is really very nice. And if Mamiya is more
willing to act out, sometimes it comes out as rather vicious. At the
same time, in a place like Ohtori, that may be the only proper way to
act.
L. Gerholz
> > > >You are transparent, my dear... ^.^
> > >
> > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > Mikage: I am not!
> > > Dios: . . .!
> > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> >
> > What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
>
> I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak
> out like . . . >>
>
Most of us learn to act differently depending on social context and
current company, sometimes radically. Mamiya has just taken this skill
to the level of fine art.
Laurie
-- Saionji's Keeper and Prince
L. Gerholz
> > Dios: . . . ..?
> > Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
> > Dios: . . . :( >>
> >
> > Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's
> > -wearing-
> > some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get
> > them back before she washes them... P:
>
> Dios: . . . . . . ........ . . . . ... .
> Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
> She's always in his closet.
This makes it sound like either:
1) Utena has some sort of wierd clothes fetish, or
2) She's suddenly developed severe agoraphobia
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper
sephigirl
>
> sephigirl wrote:
> > > Dios: . . . ..?
> > > Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
> > > Dios: . . . :( >>
> > >
> > > Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's
> > > -wearing-
> > > some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get
> > > them back before she washes them... P:
> >
> > Dios: . . . . . . ........ . . . . ... .
> > Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
> > She's always in his closet.
>
> This makes it sound like either:
>
> 1) Utena has some sort of wierd clothes fetish, or
> 2) She's suddenly developed severe agoraphobia
LOL!!!! ^o^
sephigirl
>
> sephigirl wrote:
>
> >
> > UYatsura wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is sing
> >> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> >> >>
> >>
> >> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
> >
> >
> > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> >
> > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > laughing with me (and other things)
>
> Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> her?
> Mikage: Usually.
> Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> Mikage: No ...
> Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
Katherine: hmph
>
> > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > Katherine: or Mari
> > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>
> Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
> scary even for him!
>
If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . . .
would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
amoral? What shade of grey is he?
UYatsura
Ahhh, yes, however that is what makes her such an intriguing character. When we
see her nude, presenting herself before her brother, when we see her disheveled
and dripping with post-coital sweat, when we see the seduction of Miki's
father, when we see her butchered by the mob, when we see her transfixed by the
Swords, when we see her thrust a sword into the body of her best friend with
the intnet to kill, to say nothing of when we see the true identity of
Mamiya... What makes all these things so shocking and disturbing is how these
unspeakable acts contrast with the passive, quiet facade that she shows to the
world... I find it more interesting.
<< > << > <snip>
> >
> > > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks! ^^
> > > >
> > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > >coming right up!
> > > >
> > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> >
> > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
>
> That Jiras . . . he's such an Akio horn dog! >>
>
> Now, I know I don't like the sound of THAT! "Horn dog"?! O.o
sowwy, being silly. (falls to Jiras' feet) I'm ready to take my
punishment, Jiras-san. >>
Goodie! P: I KNEW my whips 'n' ropes collection would come in handy one day! P:
...and that's Jiras-SAMA. ^_~
<< > << > > >Akio: What? That was amusing
> > > >
> > > >Dios: ... (nods)
> > > >
> > > >Akio: Thank you. >>
> > > >
> > > >You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > > >
> > > Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he.
> > > Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > > Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me.
> > > Dios: . . .
> > > Akio: You . . . you what? When?
> > > Dios: . . .
> > > Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > > Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> >
> > Hee hee. Now we're not just responding to mini-fics, we're writing
> > sequels?
>
> It goes on Judah . . . >>
>
> Judah? How about Ephraim, or Napthali, or Benjamin, or Manasseh, or Reuben...
> Mmmm... Reuben sandwiches... P:
> Or do you mean Judah ben Hur? ^^
Correct! Reference the end of the chariot scene when Judah ben Hur's
friend & enemy Masalla confronts him and says "It goes on. Judah, the
race goes on." - think that's pretty close to the actual quote. "Ben
Hur" fan here.
> >>
Oh yeah, I loved that movie! And that chariot scene is a real classic... And we
get to see the bad guy getting trampled to death by the nervous-looking guy
from Cyprus, the guy who looked like he couldn't control his horses at the
start... Oh well, that's karma, I guess. ^^ You are a fan of the one with Issur
Danielovich, right? (That's Kirk Douglas, btw. ^^) They also made a silent
version in the 20's with Francis X. Bushman.
UYatsura
fireworks! ^^
> > > > >
> > > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > > >coming right up!
> > > > >
> > > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> > >
> > > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> > > Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
>
> Soc' 'er to me baby! >>
>
> Err... Wilson was a volleyball, my dear, not a soccerball! Bad puns are nice,
> but they should be accurate... ;P
#############^^############## And when I was writing it, I was
thinking, he wasn't a soccer ball but I was going blank so I thought,
what the hell! heh ^^;;; >>
^o^ Methinks you need to go back to PE Class! ^,^ Now, this is a baseball, this
is a softball (you can tell the difference because it's harder than a
baseball), this is a football, this is a basketball, a bacchi ball, a lawn
dart, a cricket ball, a croquet ball, a curling stone, a billiard ball, a
snooker ball, a frisbee, a yo-yo, a javelin, a hammer, a caber, a shuttlecock,
a tiddley, a wink... you keeping up with me here? ^~
<< > << > > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> > >
> > Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is
sing
> > the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > >>
> >
> > Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>
> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage) >>
>
> Thank you, thank you! ^__^|/
>
> << Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> laughing with me (and other things) >>
>
> Heh! You're telling me! But it's kind of her trademark... ^^
>
> << Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer) >>
>
> ^.^
>
> << Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints* >>
>
> Mi-ki is mine!
Miki: Yours??? My . . . ^^;; er . . . (nosebleed)(faints) >>
Mwahaha... I've arrainged for Jury to be 'out of town', and Kozue won't be out
of those ropes for hours. So NOW, we can be alone... P:<
<< > << Katherine: or Mari
> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> >>
>
> Female Akio... sounds like an incomplete fic I read once...
Yeah, if ever the wonkster is allowed out of the dungeon . . . >>
We'd better put a crack team together to bust the Wonk outta stir! We need some
heavy artillery and some high explosives...
<< > << >Alright, Big
> > Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
>
> Akio: Yes, I do give the big O >>
>
> Really? I guess size really doesn't matter... ^o^
>
> Akio: Why, you... >.<
Akio: hmph, as long as they're pleased . . .
'Course they're pleased! They get to make fun of your package both pre-and
post-coital... People love to laugh! ^O^
ObKatherine: Side note, one of the advertising slogans here in Omaha, NE
is truly, "Buy the Big O" I know I'm never satisfied. ^^
>>
Big O! Big O, Big O! Y'know, cancelling that show was the greatest crime
committed against Anime since the Legend of Crystania Movie... It was an okay
Movie, but they completely changed (read: screwed up) the designs for Ashram
and Pirotess! ;O; IMO R. Dorothey Waynewright needs to use her android strength
to put some idiots out of our misery... >:(
UYatsura
sing
>> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
>> >>
>>
>> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>
>
> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
>
> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> laughing with me (and other things)
Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
her?
Mikage: Usually.
Laurie: Are you tickling her?
Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
Mikage: No ... >>
Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or Laurie? As the
Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
<< Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
>>
Heheheh. Keep us posted.
<< > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> Katherine: or Mari
> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
scary even for him!
>>
Hah. He'd do it if he thought it would get him something. Hell, he'd do the
"Where's the Beef" woman if he thought it would get him something...
UYatsura
trauma
> could
> > >make
> > >>for
> > >>> such comedy? Well, with Touga anything's possible! ^^
> > >>
> > >>I know, dark comedy really isn't my forte . . . And for the folks
> > >>who've never seen the movie, this prolly makes little sense. >>
> > >>
> > >>Hey, it's no problem for me! ^_^ Hopefully after the Movie gets released
> > this
> > >>year more people will come to understand... ^^
> > >
> > >And do they want to? I still can't watch the movie again. I'll play the
> > >music daily but . . . >>
> > >
> > >Can't watch the movie? Why not?
> >
> > Because of Touga's past. That really bothers me. And the bittersweet love
> > between he and Utena . . . >>
> >
> > Well, at least he's a sympathetic character for once, instead of a
>pathetic
> character...
>
> He is *not* pathetic! He's a classic pathos romance lead! *sigh* >>
>
> Tomayto, tomahto... :P
Naw-uh! >>
Ohh, I forgot I was talking with the Heathciff-superfan here... ^.^
And for anyone else reading this, I do not mean the orange cat who's not
Garfield!
<< > << > << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
> >
> > Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige!
This
> > calls for Jihad! >8(
>
> ^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! >>
>
> My unleashed rage ellicits raucus laughter... Good greif! ;__;
Sorry sweetie. *ahem* !!I cringe in fear at your wrath!! Your anger
frightens me!! *o* >>
Better! >:|
...hey, she called me 'sweetie'! *.*
<< > << C'mon, Utena
> & Juri had much prettier long hair in the series! >>
>
> Juri maybe, but Movie Utena's hair is so long and luscious... I like TV
Utena's
> hair, but I like Movie Utena's hair too, just for different reasons... You're
> still an infidel, tho'...
Am not! Long & luscious? Okay, as someone who loves long hair on all
my characters . . . no. Her haircut was horrible in the series but it
had texture. >>
Yeah, well... The Movie hair just played to my personal tastes. I think long
hair is sexy, and I think short hair is sexy... And Movie Utena had both!
Hah! Jealous? ^.^
<< Katherine: heh #^^# >>
^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>
Ha! Better late than never! ^o^
<< > > << >><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes fireworks!
^^
> > >>
> > >>Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > >> >>
> > >>
> > >>Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori, coming
> > right
> > >>up!
> > >>
> > >><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> > >>
> > >>Akio: What? That was amusing
> > >>
> > >>Dios: ... (nods)
> > >>
> > >>Akio: Thank you. >>
> > >>
> > >>You know he only likes it because your the same person! >_<
> > >>
> > >Akio: hmph. I was never as . . . impotent as he. >>
> > >
> > >Ouch! Yo, Senor God, you ain't gonna take that, are you?
> >
> > Dios: <shakes head> . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . !!! >>
> >
> > Go on Dios! Lay the smack-down on him! Let's smell what the Dios is
cooking!
>
> Dios: . . . ..?
> Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
> Dios: . . . :( >>
>
> Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's -wearing-
> some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get them back
> before she washes them... P:
Dios: . . . . . . ........ . . . . ... . >>
Morse code? Lesse... "At last *stop* Now I have something *stop* to keep me
company *stop* on those long lonely nights in the castle *stop*"
<< Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
She's always in his closet. >>
Until the Movie, when she came out of the closet...
Yeah, she complains about boy sweat, but we all know the REAL reason she and
her bride were banished to the West Dorm! PU! Sooo, Utena's been wearing Dios'
clothes? She really wants to be close to her man, don't she! ^^
<< > << > << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> > >
> > >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
> >
> > Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm
everyone's
> > true desire . . . >>
> >
> > Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> > difference...
> >
> > << ><< Dios: . . .
> > >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> > >
> > >^_^
> > >
> > ><< Dios: . . .
> > >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > > >>
> > >
> > >Attaboy! ^^
> > >
> >
> > Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> > >>
> >
> > ^^|/
> >
> ^^ >>
Jiras Corrino, Certified Freak!
UYatsura
> > Dios: . . . ..?
> > Akio: Utena's wearing your wrestling tights.
> > Dios: . . . :( >>
> >
> > Hel-lo! Utena is -wearing- your wrestling tights, which means she's
> > -wearing-
> > some of *your* clothes! This is a GOOD thing! Just be sure to get
> > them back before she washes them... P:
>
> Dios: . . . . . . ........ . . . . ... .
> Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
> She's always in his closet.
This makes it sound like either:
1) Utena has some sort of wierd clothes fetish, or
2) She's suddenly developed severe agoraphobia
>>
I'm putting my money on (1)...
UYatsura
> > >
> > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > Mikage: I am not!
> > > Dios: . . .!
> > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> >
> > What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
>
> I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak
> out like . . . >>
>
> How can that be? They're the same bloody person!
Most of us learn to act differently depending on social context and
current company, sometimes radically. Mamiya has just taken this skill
to the level of fine art.
>>
Of course, you don't mean -Mamiya-, not the real one but the other one...
L. Gerholz
> << >> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is
> sing
>
>>> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
>>> >>
>>>
>>> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>>
>>
>> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
>>
>> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
>> laughing with me (and other things)
>
>
> Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> her?
> Mikage: Usually.
> Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> Mikage: No ... >>
>
> Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or Laurie? As the
> Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
*Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does Mikage
need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows for
sure.
>
> << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
> >>
>
> Heheheh. Keep us posted.
Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
>
> << > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
>
>> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
>> Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
>> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
>> Katherine: or Mari
>> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>
>
> Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
> scary even for him!
> >>
>
> Hah. He'd do it if he thought it would get him something. Hell, he'd do the
> "Where's the Beef" woman if he thought it would get him something...
>
<sigh> Yeah, he would.
L. Gerholz
> > > >
> > > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > > Mikage: I am not!
> > > > Dios: . . .!
> > > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> > >
> > > What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
> >
> > I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak
> > out like . . . >>
> >
> > How can that be? They're the same bloody person!
>
> Most of us learn to act differently depending on social context and
> current company, sometimes radically. Mamiya has just taken this skill
> to the level of fine art. >>
>
> Of course, you don't mean -Mamiya-, not the real one but the other
> one...
Yes. I mean the one with the pretty green eyes, that's hanging about in
that basement with Mikage, and that takes such delight in stabbing
people with poisoned flowers. *That* Mamiya.
L. Gerholz
> "L. Gerholz" wrote:
> >
> > sephigirl wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >>
> > >> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to
> > >> do is sing the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > >> >>
> > >>
> > >> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm
> > >> camera)...
> > >
> > >
> > > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > >
> > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > laughing with me (and other things)
> >
> > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > her?
> > Mikage: Usually.
> > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > Mikage: No ...
> > Sai.
>
> Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> Katherine: hmph
Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's and Akio's
Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
really doesn't work too well alone.
Laurie: <patting his back> Ssh. It's okay. You can let it out.
Saionji: You can. I sympathize.
Mikage: <stares at Saionji> *You*? You do?
Saionji: Yeah. I hardly ever get to see Touga anymore. Katherine's got
him all wrapped up these days.
Mikage: But you have a Prince too.
Saionji: Couldn't get by without one now.
Laurie: <blushing> <giggle>
Mikage: So I can stay for a while?
Laurie: Of course. I was just helping Sai with his latest writing
project.
Mikage: I'm good at writing. I'll help too.
Saionji: It's a lemon fic.
Mikage: Heh.
> >
> > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> >
> > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > too scary even for him!
> >
>
> If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet.
Interesting thought. There's a fic in there somewhere.
> Is he amoral?
Utterly.
> What shade of grey is he?
RGB(128, 128, 128). (i.e. right smack dab in the middle)
sephigirl
Okay, I know you've been trying to teach me (ooh), but I *thought* -san
was "honored" for anyone. Can I go back to my more comfortable French
and German? Teach me wise one, san vs sama; is it a M/F thing or
something else? The ropes will burn my skin; I prefer the fuzzy
handcuffs. ^^
Never saw the silent version. I love the Charleton Heston version.
Poor Masalla; I still think he and Judah had a *close* boyhood
friendship. Kirk did Spartacus. In fact, I just had Anj watch "Ben
Hur"; next "Cleopatra" w/ Liz and *Richard Burton* *sigh* Now *that's*
a film that makes me cry.
sephigirl
Bravo! ^o^ Yes, I *am* the Heathcliff-superfan. The height of proud,
pouty, possessive passion! *swoon* See, another character who most
people would say is a total jerk but I see the good in.
>
> << > << > << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
> > >
> > > Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige!
> This
> > > calls for Jihad! >8(
> >
> > ^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! >>
> >
> > My unleashed rage ellicits raucus laughter... Good greif! ;__;
>
> Sorry sweetie. *ahem* !!I cringe in fear at your wrath!! Your anger
> frightens me!! *o* >>
>
> Better! >:|
> ...hey, she called me 'sweetie'! *.*
Damn, the distraction didn't work as quickly as I thought . . .
>
> << > << C'mon, Utena
> > & Juri had much prettier long hair in the series! >>
> >
> > Juri maybe, but Movie Utena's hair is so long and luscious... I like TV
> Utena's
> > hair, but I like Movie Utena's hair too, just for different reasons... You're
> > still an infidel, tho'...
>
> Am not! Long & luscious? Okay, as someone who loves long hair on all
> my characters . . . no. Her haircut was horrible in the series but it
> had texture. >>
>
> Yeah, well... The Movie hair just played to my personal tastes. I think long
> hair is sexy, and I think short hair is sexy... And Movie Utena had both!
So were you one of those kids that wished they still made that doll
where you could twist a knob in her back and she'd either have short or
long hair? ^_^
Mikage: I'm a scientist. Jealousy is below me.
In so many ways . . .
Dios: ...!!!!! (jumps up and down, slips off his globe-y thing, rubs his
butt)
Akio: (rubbing his butt) Why do I hurt all of a sudden?
>
> << Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
> She's always in his closet. >>
>
> Until the Movie, when she came out of the closet...
zzzzzziiippp
>
> Yeah, she complains about boy sweat, but we all know the REAL reason she and
> her bride were banished to the West Dorm! PU! Sooo, Utena's been wearing Dios'
> clothes? She really wants to be close to her man, don't she! ^^
>
Anthy: Can I for once be with someone who isn't athletic? Skanky,
sweaty clothes . . . whew!
> << > << > << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > > >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> > > >
> > > >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
> > >
> > > Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm
> everyone's
> > > true desire . . . >>
> > >
> > > Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> > > difference...
> > >
> > > << ><< Dios: . . .
> > > >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> > > >
> > > >^_^
> > > >
> > > ><< Dios: . . .
> > > >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > > >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Attaboy! ^^
> > > >
> > >
> > > Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> > > >>
> > >
> > > ^^|/
> > >
> > ^^ >>
>
sephigirl
>
> sephigirl wrote:
> > "L. Gerholz" wrote:
> > >
> > > sephigirl wrote:
> > >
> > > > UYatsura wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>
> > > >> Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to
> > > >> do is sing the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > > >> >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm
> > > >> camera)...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > > >
> > > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > > laughing with me (and other things)
> > >
> > > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > > her?
> > > Mikage: Usually.
> > > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > > Mikage: No ...
> > > Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on
> > > Sai.
> >
> > Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> > Katherine: hmph
>
word! ^^
> Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's and Akio's
> Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
> I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
> anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> really doesn't work too well alone.
> Laurie: <patting his back> Ssh. It's okay. You can let it out.
> Saionji: You can. I sympathize.
> Mikage: <stares at Saionji> *You*? You do?
> Saionji: Yeah. I hardly ever get to see Touga anymore. Katherine's got
> him all wrapped up these days.
> Mikage: But you have a Prince too.
> Saionji: Couldn't get by without one now.
> Laurie: <blushing> <giggle>
> Mikage: So I can stay for a while?
> Laurie: Of course. I was just helping Sai with his latest writing
> project.
> Mikage: I'm good at writing. I'll help too.
> Saionji: It's a lemon fic.
> Mikage: Heh.
>
What a scary thought, those two writing a lemon.
Katherine: It's Sunday. Akio's resting. Mamiya's sleeping in. Touga's
home alone. Nanami's off having tea. Come here my hot pink-haired
amore. The elevator's been bribed.
> > >
> > > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> > >
> > > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > > too scary even for him!
> > >
> >
> > If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> > . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> > chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> > anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> > positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet.
>
> Interesting thought. There's a fic in there somewhere.
Always with him. I would love to know how his creation came about.
>
> > Is he amoral?
>
> Utterly.
Akio: (smiling) Utterly indeed.
>
> > What shade of grey is he?
>
> RGB(128, 128, 128). (i.e. right smack dab in the middle)
ROFLw/M(ikage)*sigh*!!!!! Ask an artist . . . ^o^
sephigirl
>
> << > << > << > ><< > Coming up next: 4th of July at Ohtori! Akio makes
> fireworks! ^^
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Akio: I've got a rocket in my pocket over you. ^__^
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Oh *god* X.x... *grabs flamethrower* One order of Akio Yakitori,
> > > > > >coming right up!
> > > > > >
> > > > > ><< Most of Ohtori's students: *groan*
> > > >
> > > > Well I'm looking forward to that, including Jiras's role.
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > > Why thank you! ^_^ *sets Akio on fire with his flamethrower*
> > > > Look Wilson, I have made fire! ^_~
> >
> > Soc' 'er to me baby! >>
> >
> > Err... Wilson was a volleyball, my dear, not a soccerball! Bad puns are nice,
> > but they should be accurate... ;P
>
> #############^^############## And when I was writing it, I was
> thinking, he wasn't a soccer ball but I was going blank so I thought,
> what the hell! heh ^^;;; >>
>
> ^o^ Methinks you need to go back to PE Class! ^,^ Now, this is a baseball, this
> is a softball (you can tell the difference because it's harder than a
> baseball), this is a football, this is a basketball, a bacchi ball, a lawn
> dart, a cricket ball, a croquet ball, a curling stone, a billiard ball, a
> snooker ball, a frisbee, a yo-yo, a javelin, a hammer, a caber, a shuttlecock,
> a tiddley, a wink... you keeping up with me here? ^~
Um, can I just distract you? Hey, I was the English/Drama/Chorus kid.
The only sport I excelled at was limited track stuff and tennis. Never
even learned how to yo-yo. Still can't. As for tiddley-winks . . .
>
> << > << > > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> > > >
> > > Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is
> sing
> > > the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
> >
> > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage) >>
> >
> > Thank you, thank you! ^__^|/
> >
> > << Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > laughing with me (and other things) >>
> >
> > Heh! You're telling me! But it's kind of her trademark... ^^
> >
> > << Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer) >>
> >
> > ^.^
> >
> > << Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints* >>
> >
> > Mi-ki is mine!
>
> Miki: Yours??? My . . . ^^;; er . . . (nosebleed)(faints) >>
>
> Mwahaha... I've arrainged for Jury to be 'out of town', and Kozue won't be out
> of those ropes for hours. So NOW, we can be alone... P:<
You're calling Juri to court? Kozue's the mistress of bondage . . . um,
she might not last as long as you think.
Miki: I also hit her over the head. #^^#
>
> << > << Katherine: or Mari
> > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> > >>
> >
> > Female Akio... sounds like an incomplete fic I read once...
>
> Yeah, if ever the wonkster is allowed out of the dungeon . . . >>
>
> We'd better put a crack team together to bust the Wonk outta stir! We need some
> heavy artillery and some high explosives...
When I'm in DC this September, I'll rescue him! ^^
>
> << > << >Alright, Big
> > > Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
> >
> > Akio: Yes, I do give the big O >>
> >
> > Really? I guess size really doesn't matter... ^o^
> >
> > Akio: Why, you... >.<
>
> Akio: hmph, as long as they're pleased . . .
>
> 'Course they're pleased! They get to make fun of your package both pre-and
> post-coital... People love to laugh! ^O^
Akio: hmph. I don't see Anthy running to meet you every Saturday . . .
>
> ObKatherine: Side note, one of the advertising slogans here in Omaha, NE
> is truly, "Buy the Big O" I know I'm never satisfied. ^^
> >>
>
> Big O! Big O, Big O! Y'know, cancelling that show was the greatest crime
> committed against Anime since the Legend of Crystania Movie... It was an okay
> Movie, but they completely changed (read: screwed up) the designs for Ashram
> and Pirotess!
I only know Ashram *drool* from the OVA . . .
>;O; IMO R. Dorothey Waynewright needs to use her android strength
> to put some idiots out of our misery... >:(
huh?
L. Gerholz
He was awfully adorable that way.
>
>> Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's and Akio's
>> Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
>> I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
>> anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
>> really doesn't work too well alone.
>> Laurie: <patting his back> Ssh. It's okay. You can let it out.
>> Saionji: You can. I sympathize.
>> Mikage: <stares at Saionji> *You*? You do?
>> Saionji: Yeah. I hardly ever get to see Touga anymore. Katherine's got
>> him all wrapped up these days.
>> Mikage: But you have a Prince too.
>> Saionji: Couldn't get by without one now.
>> Laurie: <blushing> <giggle>
>> Mikage: So I can stay for a while?
>> Laurie: Of course. I was just helping Sai with his latest writing
>> project.
>> Mikage: I'm good at writing. I'll help too.
>> Saionji: It's a lemon fic.
>> Mikage: Heh.
>>
>
> What a scary thought, those two writing a lemon.
Mikage: So which genre is this one?
Saionji: Yaoi.
Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part here ...
I really don't think it works that way.
Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still try to
be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
<A half hour later>
Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya? Gotta
check some things at home ...
> Katherine: It's Sunday. Akio's resting. Mamiya's sleeping in. Touga's
> home alone. Nanami's off having tea. Come here my hot pink-haired
> amore. The elevator's been bribed.
Mikage: Right here, Snookums.
Katherine: Oh my God! Where did you learn to do that?
Mikage: Not telling, but it wasn't Mamiya.
sephigirl
>
> sephigirl wrote:
>
> > "L. Gerholz" wrote:
> >
> >> sephigirl wrote:
> >> > "L. Gerholz" wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > sephigirl wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > > UYatsura wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > >>
> >> > > > ROFLw/M(ikage)
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> >> > > > laughing with me (and other things)
> >> > >
> >> > > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> >> > > her?
> >> > > Mikage: Usually.
> >> > > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> >> > > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> >> > > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> >> > > Mikage: No ...
> >> > > Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on
> >> > > Sai.
> >> >
> >> > Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> >> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> >> > Katherine: hmph
> >>
> >
> > obKatherine: Before I reply, I *love* him snuffling! What a wonderful
> > word! ^^
> >
>
> He was awfully adorable that way.
Yes, he was . . .
That scientific mind of his . . . sometimes a boon, sometimes a bane
Lori, you let the boys loose alone?
>
> > Katherine: It's Sunday. Akio's resting. Mamiya's sleeping in. Touga's
> > home alone. Nanami's off having tea. Come here my hot pink-haired
> > amore. The elevator's been bribed.
>
> Mikage: Right here, Snookums.
> Katherine: Oh my God! Where did you learn to do that?
> Mikage: Not telling, but it wasn't Mamiya.
LOL! I was eating an ice-cream bar as I read this & I laughed so hard,
the ice cream fell off the stick! Now that I'm all cleaned up . . .
very funny! ^o^
Mikage: Snookums, don't tell them I licked the ice cream off #^^#
L. Gerholz
Mikage: Hey, I'm always adorable, and you both know it.
Laurie: I think you've been spending too much time around Touga. The
attitude's starting to rub off.
Mikage: But it's true.
Laurie: <sigh> Yes.
Of course not. I was standing by, taking notes. Thankfully, yaoi isn't
the *only* thing Sai cares to write.
>
>>> Katherine: It's Sunday. Akio's resting. Mamiya's sleeping in. Touga's
>>> home alone. Nanami's off having tea. Come here my hot pink-haired
>>> amore. The elevator's been bribed.
>>
>> Mikage: Right here, Snookums.
>> Katherine: Oh my God! Where did you learn to do that?
>> Mikage: Not telling, but it wasn't Mamiya.
>
>
> LOL! I was eating an ice-cream bar as I read this & I laughed so hard,
> the ice cream fell off the stick! Now that I'm all cleaned up . . .
> very funny! ^o^
>
> Mikage: Snookums, don't tell them I licked the ice cream off #^^#
>
Don't worry, hon. I didn't hear it from Katherine, honest. Sai wants to
know which flavor it was.
UYatsura
do is
> sing
>
>>> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
>>> >>
>>>
>>> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
>>
>>
>> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
>>
>> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
>> laughing with me (and other things)
>
>
> Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> her?
> Mikage: Usually.
> Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> Mikage: No ... >>
>
> Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or Laurie? As the
> Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
*Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does Mikage
need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows for
sure.
>>
A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get permission
from the Prince first...
<< > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
> >>
>
> Heheheh. Keep us posted.
Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
>>
No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
<< > << > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
>
>> Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
>> Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
>> Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
>> Katherine: or Mari
>> Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>
>
> Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
> scary even for him!
> >>
>
> Hah. He'd do it if he thought it would get him something. Hell, he'd do the
> "Where's the Beef" woman if he thought it would get him something...
>
<sigh> Yeah, he would.
>>
My sentiments exactly!
UYatsura
is sing
> >> the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> >> >>
> >>
> >> Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
> >
> >
> > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> >
> > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > laughing with me (and other things)
>
> Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> her?
> Mikage: Usually.
> Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> Mikage: No ...
> Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on Sai.
Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
Katherine: hmph >>
Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official Elevator, I
can keep Mike locked up if you like...
<< > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > Katherine: or Mari
> > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
>
> Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's too
> scary even for him!
>
If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . . .
would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
amoral? What shade of grey is he?
>>
If he is any shade of grey, he tends toward the dark side. He has proved time
and again that there is absolutely no line he won't cross if it is to his
benefit. Incest? Check. Statutory rape? Check. Oedipalism? Check. Corruption of
minors? Check, check and check. He is incapable of shame. He is incapable of
remorse. And he is incapable of being a Prince to anyone. He is a whore and a
seducer and a manipulator. He isn't a slut like Touga or a beast like Saionji,
but only because gratutious sex and violence are nonproductive. When he seduces
and when he causes violece it is only when it is advantagious. As a
puppetmaster he makes Mikage look like a rank amateur. He is poison and NOT in
a good way! He dirties everything he touches.
UYatsura
P:
<< but I *thought* -san
was "honored" for anyone. Can I go back to my more comfortable French
and German? Teach me wise one, san vs sama; is it a M/F thing or
something else? >>
Well, yes -san does mean "honored", but in usage it's equivalent is "Mr." or
"Mrs." "Sama-" implies a greater amount of respect, so you would use it when
adressing someone of higher social station than yourself. It also implies a
greater amount of submission, thus Anthy's using it to refer to Utena. It is
when she decides to stop being submissive to people that she stops using the
-sama honorific. Btw, there is no implied gender in any Japanese honorific...
<< The ropes will burn my skin; I prefer the fuzzy
handcuffs. ^^ >>
All righty then! ^^ *click, click*
Oh yeah, I must have been on crack when I wrote that... I got all those
sand-and-sandals movies mixed up... ^^;;; Heston was in Ben Hur, Douglas was in
Spartacus! Now I remember! Spartacus is also nice...
<< In fact, I just had Anj watch "Ben
Hur"; next "Cleopatra" w/ Liz and *Richard Burton* *sigh* Now *that's*
a film that makes me cry. >>
Ahh, yes. "Cleopatra" also made MGM cry... Bankruptcy will do that to you...
^_~
UYatsura
Well, same here. The only sport I ever excelled at was jogging... well, it's
more like walking when I do it... ^^
<< > << > << > > Akio: Arrrrrgh!
> > > >
> > > Saionji, Touga, Ruka: Jiras may not like Akio but all you have to do is
> sing
> > > the Doors to him and he's all yours.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Why, how did you know? ^^ Let me get my orgamra (orgasm camera)...
> >
> > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage) >>
> >
> > Thank you, thank you! ^__^|/
> >
> > << Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > laughing with me (and other things) >>
> >
> > Heh! You're telling me! But it's kind of her trademark... ^^
> >
> > << Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer) >>
> >
> > ^.^
> >
> > << Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints* >>
> >
> > Mi-ki is mine!
>
> Miki: Yours??? My . . . ^^;; er . . . (nosebleed)(faints) >>
>
> Mwahaha... I've arrainged for Jury to be 'out of town', and Kozue won't be
out
> of those ropes for hours. So NOW, we can be alone... P:<
You're calling Juri to court? >>
Damn typo! I tricked her into leaving town, *that's* what I mean... >.<
<< Kozue's the mistress of bondage . . . um,
she might not last as long as you think.
Miki: I also hit her over the head. #^^# >>
See? He's my Little Buddy! ^.^ Maybe the two of us can have some fun with her
later... P:
<< > << > << Katherine: or Mari
> > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> > >>
> >
> > Female Akio... sounds like an incomplete fic I read once...
>
> Yeah, if ever the wonkster is allowed out of the dungeon . . . >>
>
> We'd better put a crack team together to bust the Wonk outta stir! We need
some
> heavy artillery and some high explosives...
When I'm in DC this September, I'll rescue him! ^^ >>
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a Dios! No, it's Mikage's Prince!
<< > << > << >Alright, Big
> > > Oh, pose like Jim Morrison for me! ^^
> >
> > Akio: Yes, I do give the big O >>
> >
> > Really? I guess size really doesn't matter... ^o^
> >
> > Akio: Why, you... >.<
>
> Akio: hmph, as long as they're pleased . . .
>
> 'Course they're pleased! They get to make fun of your package both pre-and
> post-coital... People love to laugh! ^O^
Akio: hmph. I don't see Anthy running to meet you every Saturday . . . >>
It's not my fault she's hung up on you. Besides, what do you think she's doing
the other six nights a week? Oh I'm not suggesting she spends all of them with
me, but she like to sample from other plates... If she came a-calling every
night, then you'd have something to brag about.
<< > ObKatherine: Side note, one of the advertising slogans here in Omaha, NE
> is truly, "Buy the Big O" I know I'm never satisfied. ^^
> >>
>
> Big O! Big O, Big O! Y'know, cancelling that show was the greatest crime
> committed against Anime since the Legend of Crystania Movie... It was an okay
> Movie, but they completely changed (read: screwed up) the designs for Ashram
> and Pirotess!
I only know Ashram *drool* from the OVA . . . >>
Who? Oh yeah, that broody guy who was always hanging around with Pirotess... P:
<< >;O; IMO R. Dorothey Waynewright needs to use her android strength
> to put some idiots out of our misery... >:(
huh? >>
Ah, the other Dorothey is a sort of cross between Rei Ayanami and the
Terminator who appears in Big O. She has red hair, grey skin, weighs a couple
tons, is faster than a speeding bullet and is a strong as Superman. What's not
to like? She also plays the piano.
UYatsura
Yes, we've noticed! You do indeed seem to have a taste for 'difficult' men...
^^
Akio: Difficult?
Mikage: Who me?
Touga: Yeah baby...
<< > << > << > << And the hair on the girls is horrible! ^^ >>
> > >
> > > Infidel! Infidel! INFIDEL! >:( You speak blasphemous heresy! Sacrelige!
> This
> > > calls for Jihad! >8(
> >
> > ^o^ LOL! I even love the face! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! >>
> >
> > My unleashed rage ellicits raucus laughter... Good greif! ;__;
>
> Sorry sweetie. *ahem* !!I cringe in fear at your wrath!! Your anger
> frightens me!! *o* >>
>
> Better! >:|
> ...hey, she called me 'sweetie'! *.*
Damn, the distraction didn't work as quickly as I thought . . . >>
Ahh, a little tactical misdirection eh? Clausewitz would have given you an 'A'
for effort... ^^ Meanwhile, quake with fear! >:)
<< > << > << C'mon, Utena
> > & Juri had much prettier long hair in the series! >>
> >
> > Juri maybe, but Movie Utena's hair is so long and luscious... I like TV
> Utena's
> > hair, but I like Movie Utena's hair too, just for different reasons...
You're
> > still an infidel, tho'...
>
> Am not! Long & luscious? Okay, as someone who loves long hair on all
> my characters . . . no. Her haircut was horrible in the series but it
> had texture. >>
>
> Yeah, well... The Movie hair just played to my personal tastes. I think long
> hair is sexy, and I think short hair is sexy... And Movie Utena had both!
So were you one of those kids that wished they still made that doll
where you could twist a knob in her back and she'd either have short or
long hair? ^_^ >>
Well no... I played with microscopes, not dolls... ^_~
Akio: Riiiiiight. As if my making out with Tokiko had NOTHING to do with his
subsequent actions... BS is unbecoming of you, my dear Nemuro!
Heheh... huh?
Who-oa! Major Diospaz! I think I hit a nerve... ^,^
<< Akio: (rubbing his butt) Why do I hurt all of a sudden? >>
Hey, he's got Corsican Brothers Syndrome! Come on you guys, let's do stuff to
Dios so that Akio can feel it! '^.^'
<< > << Akio: She never washes anything. All he has left is his white suit.
> She's always in his closet. >>
>
> Until the Movie, when she came out of the closet...
zzzzzziiippp >>
^o^
<< > Yeah, she complains about boy sweat, but we all know the REAL reason she
and
> her bride were banished to the West Dorm! PU! Sooo, Utena's been wearing
Dios'
> clothes? She really wants to be close to her man, don't she! ^^
>
Anthy: Can I for once be with someone who isn't athletic? Skanky,
sweaty clothes . . . whew!
>>
Sorry my dear, good swordfighters tend to be of the "sweaty jock" type here. A
sedentary guy like me could never hope to win at the Duels... Too bad Akio
didn't let you get involved during the Nemuro years... All those nerdy bookworm
duellists would nave been just the thing for you.
<< > << > << > << ><< Dios: . . . ;_; . . . . . . . . . . . .!
> > > >Akio: I don't care what Utena says! She *wants* me. >>
> > > >
> > > >Well, that's what you've managed to convince her of...
> > >
> > > Akio: Oh, she never needed any convincing. They *never* do. I'm
> everyone's
> > > true desire . . . >>
> > >
> > > Nooo... you're what everyone *thinks* is their true desire. There is a
> > > difference...
> > >
> > > << ><< Dios: . . .
> > > >Akio: You . . . you what? When? >>
> > > >
> > > >^_^
> > > >
> > > ><< Dios: . . .
> > > >Akio: Oh, now you're mute! (stalks off)
> > > >Dios: . . .!!! ^___^
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Attaboy! ^^
> > > >
> > >
> > > Dios: <emphatic nod> ...!
> > > >>
> > >
> > > ^^|/
> > >
> > ^^ >> >>
Jiras Corrino, Certified Freak!
UYatsura
> > > >
> > > > Mamiya: Hello! He *is* a ghost you know.
> > > > Mikage: I am not!
> > > > Dios: . . .!
> > > > Mikage: Oh, like you have anything to say about that!
> > > > Dios: . . . ;_;
> > > > Mamiya: Leave him alone! He's my, um . . . he's my friend!
> > >
> > > What!? Mamiya defending *anyone*? Even if he is a, er, friend?
> >
> > I think Mamiya's actually nicer than . . . or not as afraid to speak
> > out like . . . >>
> >
> > How can that be? They're the same bloody person!
>
> Most of us learn to act differently depending on social context and
> current company, sometimes radically. Mamiya has just taken this skill
> to the level of fine art. >>
>
> Of course, you don't mean -Mamiya-, not the real one but the other
> one...
Yes. I mean the one with the pretty green eyes, that's hanging about in
that basement with Mikage, and that takes such delight in stabbing
people with poisoned flowers. *That* Mamiya.
>>
Hey, right on! ^_^|/ That's exactly the one I mean... ^^
UYatsura
Saionji: Yaoi.
Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part here ...
I really don't think it works that way.
Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still try to
be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya? Gotta
check some things at home ...
>>
Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble! I think that old fool Nemuro is
starting to figure out "Mamiya's" little 'secret'...
Akio: What the Hell?
Elevator: He just did it with Sai! He was the uke! What if he asks "Mamiya" to
be the seme?
Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the Black Rose duellist
bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the whole 100!
Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
<< > Katherine: It's Sunday. Akio's resting. Mamiya's sleeping in. Touga's
> home alone. Nanami's off having tea. Come here my hot pink-haired
> amore. The elevator's been bribed.
Mikage: Right here, Snookums.
Katherine: Oh my God! Where did you learn to do that?
Mikage: Not telling, but it wasn't Mamiya.
>>
Oh, my!
UYatsura
Yep! Brand-new elevator buttons! *grins*
UYatsura
Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
really doesn't work too well alone. >>
So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time he goes
for a ride in -me-!
sephigirl
> << Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's and Akio's
> Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
> I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
> anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> really doesn't work too well alone. >>
>
> So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time he goes
> for a ride in -me-!
>
~Katherine (seph...@yahoo.com)
L. Gerholz
> >>
> >> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> >>
> >> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> >> laughing with me (and other things)
> >
> >
> > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > her?
> > Mikage: Usually.
> > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > Mikage: No ... >>
> >
> > As the Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
>
> *Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
> appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
> explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does Mikage
> need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows
> for sure. >>
>
> A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get
> permission from the Prince first...
No, no. The question was, does Mikage *need* a Keeper? What says The
Elevator? After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be.
Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and Keeper for
Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will anyway). I'd
think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have Princely
duties to Touga and Akio as well.
> << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check
> > >>on Sai.
> > >>
> >
> > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
>
> Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> >>
>
> No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
those bugs.
Laurie
L. Gerholz
> > >
> > > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > >
> > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > laughing with me (and other things)
> >
> > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > her?
> > Mikage: Usually.
> > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > Mikage: No ...
> > Sai.
>
> Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> Katherine: hmph >>
>
> Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a little
housekeeping help.
> << > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> >
> > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > too scary even for him!
> >
>
> If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
> amoral? What shade of grey is he? >>
>
> If he is any shade of grey, he tends toward the dark side. He has
> proved time and again that there is absolutely no line he won't cross
> if it is to his benefit. <snip delightful description of depravity>
Hm. I'll amend my earlier estimate to RGB(5, 5, 5) (i.e. very close to
pure black).
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper
L. Gerholz
> > Saionji: Yaoi.
> > Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
> > Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
> > Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part here
> > ... I really don't think it works that way.
> > Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
> > Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still
> > try to be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
> > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> >
> > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya?
> > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
>
> Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm trying
to type.
Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm sweeping for
bugs. Ah ha!
Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on it. In
black.
Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place?
Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder to the
keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance.
> I think that old fool Nemuro is starting to figure out "Mamiya's"
> little 'secret'...
Saionji: Who's Nemuro? And what secret of Mamiya's?
Laurie: Trust me, hon, you *don't* want to know about that. You think
you've experienced disullusionment now ...
>
> Akio: What the Hell?
>
> Elevator: He just did it with Sai! He was the uke! What if he asks
> "Mamiya" to be the seme?
Saionji: I ... will ... kill ... that Elevator.
Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then throw
them into the crematorium.
>
> Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the Black Rose
> duellist bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the whole 100!
>
> Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
Sainoji: How convenient <laughs maniacally>.
Laurie: <thinking> Well, it isn't technically a living being. Maybe I
better just stay out of this one.
L. Gerholz
> Akio's Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to
> them. I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't
> have anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> really doesn't work too well alone. >>
>
> So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time
> he goes for a ride in -me-!
Um, careful about jumping to conclusions there, Mr. Elevator. I had the
impression that Mikage really appreciates everything you try to do for
him. He was lamenting the lack of *human* companionship.
But hey, that may be the least of your worries now, since Saionji seems
to be on the warpath. I just haven't gotten the trick yet of talking him
down when he gets into one of his "moods". Oh, don't worry. I've sent a
warning to Mikage, Katherine and Mamiya so they won't get hurt.
UYatsura
> Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
> I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
> anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> really doesn't work too well alone. >>
>
> So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time he goes
> for a ride in -me-!
>
Can *I* have a ride?
>>
My dear, you may ride in me anytime you like! ^.^
UYatsura
> >>
> >> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> >> laughing with me (and other things)
> >
> >
> > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > her?
> > Mikage: Usually.
> > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > Mikage: No ... >>
> >
> > Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or Laurie?
> > As the Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
>
> *Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
> appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
> explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does Mikage
> need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows
> for sure. >>
>
> A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get
> permission from the Prince first...
No, no. The question was, does Mikage *need* a Keeper? What says The
Elevator? >>
Let's see... Considering his complete lack of social skills, I'd say a definite
Y-E-S.
<< After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be. >>
In my experience, the best Keepers are cyclopian, protoplasmic blobs that are
attached to the neck... I saw it on Babylon 5... ^^ Hey, they guarentee
complete control over his body and soul.
<< Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and Keeper for
Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will anyway). >>
Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean! '^o^'
<< I'd
think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have Princely
duties to Touga and Akio as well.
>>
Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
<< > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check
> > >>on Sai.
> > >>
> >
> > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
>
> Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> >>
>
> No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
those bugs.
>>
Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
UYatsura
> > >
> > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > laughing with me (and other things)
> >
> > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > her?
> > Mikage: Usually.
> > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > Mikage: No ...
> > Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on
> > Sai.
>
> Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> Katherine: hmph >>
>
> Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official
> Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a little
housekeeping help.
>>
W-e-l-l I guess you're right about that! Maybe I could do some double duty as
Keeper to both Mike and Katherine... Dios knows they both need it! ^^
<< > << > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> >
> > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > too scary even for him!
> >
>
> If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
> amoral? What shade of grey is he? >>
>
> If he is any shade of grey, he tends toward the dark side. He has
> proved time and again that there is absolutely no line he won't cross
> if it is to his benefit. <snip delightful description of depravity>
Hm. I'll amend my earlier estimate to RGB(5, 5, 5) (i.e. very close to
pure black).
>>
Well, all righty then... ^_^
UYatsura
> > Saionji: Yaoi.
> > Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
> > Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
> > Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part here
> > ... I really don't think it works that way.
> > Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
> > Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still
> > try to be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
> > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> >
> > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya?
> > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
>
> Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm trying
to type. >>
Ohh! This sounds dirty! P8 ...Let's read on...
<< Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm sweeping for
bugs. Ah ha! >>
Uh oh! Our intelligence gathering network has been compromised!
<< Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on it. In
black.
Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place? >>
Hah! He doesn't have the wherewithal to do something like that!
<< Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder to the
keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance.
>>
Me be in trouble! )8
<< > I think that old fool Nemuro is starting to figure out "Mamiya's"
> little 'secret'...
Saionji: Who's Nemuro? And what secret of Mamiya's?
Laurie: Trust me, hon, you *don't* want to know about that. You think
you've experienced disullusionment now ...
>>
Bwahaha! (;<
<< > Akio: What the Hell?
>
> Elevator: He just did it with Sai! He was the uke! What if he asks
> "Mamiya" to be the seme?
Saionji: I ... will ... kill ... that Elevator. >>
Ooooh, big dumb dork boy wants to go one-on-one with a mystical instrument of
the Devil? Boy am I REAL scared...
<< Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then throw
them into the crematorium. >>
I'll have him weeping, drooling and in a fetal position before he can lift his
axe! (:<
<< > Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the Black Rose
> duellist bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the whole 100!
>
> Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
Sainoji: How convenient <laughs maniacally>. >>
If lil' Wakaba could take this guy out, then wait 'til he gets a load of me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<< Laurie: <thinking> Well, it isn't technically a living being. Maybe I
better just stay out of this one.
>>
My dear Keeper, all you can do for your poor Pine-Tree Man now is to rent him a
padded cell at Bedlam Asylum...
UYatsura
> Akio's Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to
> them. I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't
> have anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> really doesn't work too well alone. >>
>
> So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time
> he goes for a ride in -me-!
Um, careful about jumping to conclusions there, Mr. Elevator. I had the
impression that Mikage really appreciates everything you try to do for
him. He was lamenting the lack of *human* companionship.
>>
Well, picky picky picky!
<< But hey, that may be the least of your worries now, since Saionji seems
to be on the warpath. I just haven't gotten the trick yet of talking him
down when he gets into one of his "moods". Oh, don't worry. I've sent a
warning to Mikage, Katherine and Mamiya so they won't get hurt.
>>
Saionji makes me laugh. If that dumb ape thinks he can take on me, the master
of mental manipulation, the power behind Mikage's throne, then he's the one
you'd better warn! If I can turn Wakaba into a demented killer, then just
imagine what I can pour into that empty space between Saionji's ears...
L. Gerholz
> > > Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or
> > > Laurie?
> > > As the Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
> >
> > *Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
> > appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
> > explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does
> > Mikage
> > need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows
> > for sure. >>
> >
> > A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get
> > permission from the Prince first...
>
> No, no. The question was, does Mikage *need* a Keeper? What says The
> Elevator? >>
>
> Let's see... Considering his complete lack of social skills, I'd say a
> definite Y-E-S.
>
><< After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be. >>
>
> In my experience, the best Keepers are cyclopian, protoplasmic blobs
> that are attached to the neck... I saw it on Babylon 5... ^^ Hey, they
> guarentee complete control over his body and soul.
Urrm, does this mean I don't get to be a Keeper? But Sai's been behaving
himself pretty well, so maybe I don't have to worry about being the
*best* type of Keeper, just a "good enough" one. That's actually a sound
engineering principle, so I think I'll stick with that.
So has Mamiya been growing something else down in those vats in the
basement?
> << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and
> Keeper for Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will
> anyway). >>
>
> Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean!
> '^o^'
I think I *will* take this in the crude sense. The other interpretation
makes it sound like I've chopped Sai into itty bitty pieces. Much too
messy.
> << I'd think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have
> Princely duties to Touga and Akio as well. >>
>
> Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
I'm not touching this one. You can ponder introducing Katherine to a
cyclopean chunk 'o protoplasm, and see if she'll set foot inside you
again, Mr. Elevator.
> << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to
> > > >>check on Sai.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> >
> > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > >>
> >
> > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
>
> I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> those bugs. >>
>
> Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
Looks like another sweep is in order.
L. Gerholz
> >
> > Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> > Katherine: hmph >>
> >
> > Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official
> > Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
>
> There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
> up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a
> little housekeeping help. >>
>
> W-e-l-l I guess you're right about that! Maybe I could do some double
> duty as Keeper to both Mike and Katherine... Dios knows they both need
> it! ^^
I assume you'll be informing them of this new job of yours *after* they
step inside next time, when they're likely to be, shall we say,
distracted? And you've got Mamiya hidden in the car, with two freshly
grown CLOPs (Cyclopean Lumps O' Protoplasm)?
Mamiya: Hee. Something new to stick people with. Oh Mikage sir,
Katherine ma'am... aren't you two overdue for a ride in our Elevator?
I watched B5 too.
L. Gerholz
> << > > Mikage: So which genre is this one?
> > > Saionji: Yaoi.
> > > Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
> > > Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
> > > Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part
> > > here ... I really don't think it works that way.
> > > Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
> > > Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still
> > > try to be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
> > > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> > >
> > > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya?
> > > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
> > >
> >
> > Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
>
> Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm trying
> to type. >>
>
> Ohh! This sounds dirty! P8 ...Let's read on...
Let's just leave my housekeeping out of this, shall we? <achoo!> 'scuse
please, dust bunnies.
> << Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm sweeping
> for bugs. Ah ha! >>
>
> Uh oh! Our intelligence gathering network has been compromised!
Pin-pon!
> << Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
> Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on it.
> In black.
> Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place? >>
>
> Hah! He doesn't have the wherewithal to do something like that!
You just keep thinking that.
> << Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder to
> the keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance. >>
>
> Me be in trouble! )8
Hee hee.
> << > I think that old fool Nemuro is starting to figure out "Mamiya's"
> > little 'secret'...
>
> Saionji: Who's Nemuro? And what secret of Mamiya's?
> Laurie: Trust me, hon, you *don't* want to know about that. You think
> you've experienced disillusionment now ... >>
>
> Bwahaha! (;<
>
> << > Akio: What the Hell?
> >
> > Elevator: He just did it with Sai! He was the uke! What if he asks
> > "Mamiya" to be the seme?
>
> Saionji: I ... will ... kill ... that Elevator. >>
>
> Ooooh, big dumb dork boy wants to go one-on-one with a mystical
> instrument of the Devil? Boy am I REAL scared...
You should be.
> << Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
> Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then throw
> them into the crematorium. >>
>
> I'll have him weeping, drooling and in a fetal position before he can
> lift his axe! (:<
>
You just keep comforting yourself like that.
> << > Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the Black
> > Rose duellist bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the whole
> > 100!
> >
> > Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
>
> Sainoji: How convenient <laughs maniacally>. >>
>
> If lil' Wakaba could take this guy out, then wait 'til he gets a load
> of me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Lil' Wakaba" jumped Saionji when he was unawares and unaided.
> << Laurie: <thinking> Well, it isn't technically a living being. Maybe
> I better just stay out of this one. >>
>
> My dear Keeper, all you can do for your poor Pine-Tree Man now is to
> rent him a padded cell at Bedlam Asylum...
My dear Elevator, just because I'm not accompanying him doesn't mean I'm
not advising him. That's part of my job, to look out for his best
interests. And it's not like you can really hide out, being an elevator
and all.
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper (and boy does he need one right now!)
L. Gerholz
> << > << Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's
> > and
> > Akio's Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties
> > to
> > them. I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't
> > have anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but
> > it really doesn't work too well alone. >>
> >
> > So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time
> > he goes for a ride in -me-!
>
> Um, careful about jumping to conclusions there, Mr. Elevator. I had
> the impression that Mikage really appreciates everything you try to do
> for him. He was lamenting the lack of *human* companionship. >>
>
> Well, picky picky picky!
Mikage: Hmph! See if I ever say anything nice about you again.
Ungrateful wreck!
> << But hey, that may be the least of your worries now, since Saionji
> seems to be on the warpath. I just haven't gotten the trick yet of
> talking him down when he gets into one of his "moods". Oh, don't
> worry. I've sent a warning to Mikage, Katherine and Mamiya so they
> won't get hurt. >>
>
> Saionji makes me laugh. If that dumb ape thinks he can take on me, the
> master of mental manipulation, the power behind Mikage's throne,
Mikage: The power behind *my* throne? What? Methinks you overstep
yourself, you rusty bucket of scrap metal!
> then he's the one you'd better warn! If I can turn Wakaba into a
> demented killer, then just imagine what I can pour into that empty
> space between Saionji's ears...
Mikage: Oh Snookums, the Elevator seems to be getting rather full of
itself. Could we find another place for our little assignations?
Laurie
-- Saionji's Prince and Keeper
UYatsura
> > > Laurie?
> > > As the Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
> >
> > *Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
> > appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
> > explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does
> > Mikage
> > need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows
> > for sure. >>
> >
> > A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get
> > permission from the Prince first...
>
> No, no. The question was, does Mikage *need* a Keeper? What says The
> Elevator? >>
>
> Let's see... Considering his complete lack of social skills, I'd say a
> definite Y-E-S.
>
><< After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be. >>
>
> In my experience, the best Keepers are cyclopian, protoplasmic blobs
> that are attached to the neck... I saw it on Babylon 5... ^^ Hey, they
> guarentee complete control over his body and soul.
Urrm, does this mean I don't get to be a Keeper? But Sai's been behaving
himself pretty well, so maybe I don't have to worry about being the
*best* type of Keeper, just a "good enough" one. That's actually a sound
engineering principle, so I think I'll stick with that.
>>
Och, an engineer are ye? ^^ Hey, if you think you can handle both the Green
Giant and Utena's Evil Twin Brother, be my guest... ^~
<< So has Mamiya been growing something else down in those vats in the
basement?
>>
Heheh, perhaps... Well, if you're not into B5, it's kind of hard to explain
precisely what the Keepers are...
<< > << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and
> Keeper for Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will
> anyway). >>
>
> Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean!
> '^o^'
I think I *will* take this in the crude sense. The other interpretation
makes it sound like I've chopped Sai into itty bitty pieces. Much too
messy.
>>
Mmm... but pieces of Saionji taste real good if you fry them up in a wok and
pour some sweet-and-sour sauce on them... P:
<< > << I'd think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have
> Princely duties to Touga and Akio as well. >>
>
> Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
I'm not touching this one. You can ponder introducing Katherine to a
cyclopean chunk 'o protoplasm, and see if she'll set foot inside you
again, Mr. Elevator.
>>
Hmmm... well, I'll only have to do it once...
<< > << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to
> > > >>check on Sai.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> >
> > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > >>
> >
> > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
>
> I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> those bugs. >>
>
> Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
Looks like another sweep is in order.
>>
You'd better! Wakaba was trained by the KGB... she knows 40 ways to kill a
grown man with her bare hands... ^_~
UYatsura
> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> > Katherine: hmph >>
> >
> > Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official
> > Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
>
> There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
> up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a
> little housekeeping help. >>
>
> W-e-l-l I guess you're right about that! Maybe I could do some double
> duty as Keeper to both Mike and Katherine... Dios knows they both need
> it! ^^
I assume you'll be informing them of this new job of yours *after* they
step inside next time, when they're likely to be, shall we say,
distracted? And you've got Mamiya hidden in the car, with two freshly
grown CLOPs (Cyclopean Lumps O' Protoplasm)?
>>
Yep, that's the plan! These guys are going to need turtlenecks very shortly...
bwahaha. CLOPs? LOL!
<< Mamiya: Hee. Something new to stick people with. Oh Mikage sir,
Katherine ma'am... aren't you two overdue for a ride in our Elevator?
>>
That's my little buddy! ^.^
<< I watched B5 too. >>
Hey, great! I loved that show... A long, long time ago I posted to the B5
newsgroup under the name Lord Jamis Arimo of the Centauri... ^^ You hear about
the new series Scifi is making?
UYatsura
> > and
> > Akio's Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties
> > to
> > them. I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't
> > have anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but
> > it really doesn't work too well alone. >>
> >
> > So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time
> > he goes for a ride in -me-!
>
> Um, careful about jumping to conclusions there, Mr. Elevator. I had
> the impression that Mikage really appreciates everything you try to do
> for him. He was lamenting the lack of *human* companionship. >>
>
> Well, picky picky picky!
Mikage: Hmph! See if I ever say anything nice about you again.
Ungrateful wreck!
>>
*Grumbles* You just go ahead and talk. Your time will come, and when it does,
only my true master and I will be left, laughing at you!
<< > << But hey, that may be the least of your worries now, since Saionji
> seems to be on the warpath. I just haven't gotten the trick yet of
> talking him down when he gets into one of his "moods". Oh, don't
> worry. I've sent a warning to Mikage, Katherine and Mamiya so they
> won't get hurt. >>
>
> Saionji makes me laugh. If that dumb ape thinks he can take on me, the
> master of mental manipulation, the power behind Mikage's throne,
Mikage: The power behind *my* throne? What? Methinks you overstep
yourself, you rusty bucket of scrap metal!
>>
Methinks I hear the pot calling the kettle black, Firebug!
<< > then he's the one you'd better warn! If I can turn Wakaba into a
> demented killer, then just imagine what I can pour into that empty
> space between Saionji's ears...
Mikage: Oh Snookums, the Elevator seems to be getting rather full of
itself. Could we find another place for our little assignations?
>>
If you think you can wedge the both of yourselves into the dumb-waiter, be my
guest! Nyaaaa!
UYatsura
> > > Saionji: Yaoi.
> > > Mikage: That's the male/male stuff?
> > > Saionji: Yup. Been reading over Katherine's shoulder?
> > > Mikage: Among other things. <Starts reading> Um, Sai, this part
> > > here ... I really don't think it works that way.
> > > Saionji: <smirking> And you've got experience to say otherwise?
> > > Mikage: Actually, yes. No, I'm not going to name names. *I* still
> > > try to be a gentleman. And I don't think it works that way.
> > > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> > >
> > > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with Mamiya?
> > > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
> > >
> >
> > Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
>
> Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm trying
> to type. >>
>
> Ohh! This sounds dirty! P8 ...Let's read on...
Let's just leave my housekeeping out of this, shall we? <achoo!> 'scuse
please, dust bunnies. >>
Okay everyone, all together now: 'Riiiiiiight...'
<< > << Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm sweeping
> for bugs. Ah ha! >>
>
> Uh oh! Our intelligence gathering network has been compromised!
Pin-pon!
>>
D'oh!
<< > << Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
> Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on it.
> In black.
> Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place? >>
>
> Hah! He doesn't have the wherewithal to do something like that!
You just keep thinking that.
>>
Everyone knows that Mamiya's the one who's into all that Big Brother stuff...
<< > << Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder to
> the keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance. >>
>
> Me be in trouble! )8
Hee hee.
>>
This may not have been the day to bring my collection of video porn to work...
<< > << > I think that old fool Nemuro is starting to figure out "Mamiya's"
> > little 'secret'...
>
> Saionji: Who's Nemuro? And what secret of Mamiya's?
> Laurie: Trust me, hon, you *don't* want to know about that. You think
> you've experienced disillusionment now ... >>
>
> Bwahaha! (;<
>
> << > Akio: What the Hell?
> >
> > Elevator: He just did it with Sai! He was the uke! What if he asks
> > "Mamiya" to be the seme?
>
> Saionji: I ... will ... kill ... that Elevator. >>
>
> Ooooh, big dumb dork boy wants to go one-on-one with a mystical
> instrument of the Devil? Boy am I REAL scared...
You should be.
>>
Ha! The last fair fight he ever won was against Chuchu. Like any bully, he's
just a big wimp at heart...
<< > << Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
> Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then throw
> them into the crematorium. >>
>
> I'll have him weeping, drooling and in a fetal position before he can
> lift his axe! (:<
>
You just keep comforting yourself like that.
>>
YOU'D better get ready too. He'll need a lot of care after I turn him into a
vegetable. Remember, you're talking to an elevator who was trained in the art
of mind-f*ck by the Akio Car itself...
<< > << > Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the Black
> > Rose duellist bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the whole
> > 100!
> >
> > Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
>
> Sainoji: How convenient <laughs maniacally>. >>
>
> If lil' Wakaba could take this guy out, then wait 'til he gets a load
> of me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Lil' Wakaba" jumped Saionji when he was unawares and unaided.
>>
Any real samurai wouldn't have been so out-to-lunch that a 90-pound girl would
get the drop on him. A samurai who relies on his sword and is helpless without
it is a liability, not a samurai.
<< > << Laurie: <thinking> Well, it isn't technically a living being. Maybe
> I better just stay out of this one. >>
>
> My dear Keeper, all you can do for your poor Pine-Tree Man now is to
> rent him a padded cell at Bedlam Asylum...
My dear Elevator, just because I'm not accompanying him doesn't mean I'm
not advising him. That's part of my job, to look out for his best
interests. And it's not like you can really hide out, being an elevator
and all.
>>
In Nemuro Hall? You could hide a battalion of rusted tanks for a thousand years
in that funhouse of horror... It's like a roach motel for humans, unless you
follow the signs... And my little buddy Mamiya sets up those signs...
L. Gerholz
Aye, an engineer I am, of the software variety.
Handle both Saionji and Mikage? Sounds like a challenge! I'm ready! But
we really end up back at the idea that if Katherine is Mikage's Prince,
she gets first dibs on being his Keeper. And handling Saionji really
does keep me quite busy.
> << So has Mamiya been growing something else down in those vats in the
> basement? >>
>
> Heheh, perhaps... Well, if you're not into B5, it's kind of hard to
> explain precisely what the Keepers are...
No need, as noted below.
> << > << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and
> > Keeper for Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will
> > anyway). >>
> >
> > Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean!
> > '^o^'
>
> I think I *will* take this in the crude sense. The other
> interpretation makes it sound like I've chopped Sai into itty bitty
> pieces. Much too messy. >>
>
> Mmm... but pieces of Saionji taste real good if you fry them up in a
> wok and pour some sweet-and-sour sauce on them... P:
I ended up skipping the fry-in-a-wok part, but you're right, the
sweet-and-sour sauce works great.
Saionji: I agree -- what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
... or vice-versa. She started it.
> > << > << I'd think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she
> > does have Princely duties to Touga and Akio as well. >>
> >
> > Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
>
> I'm not touching this one. You can ponder introducing Katherine to a
> cyclopean chunk 'o protoplasm, and see if she'll set foot inside you
> again, Mr. Elevator. >>
>
> Hmmm... well, I'll only have to do it once...
Then you better make sure she doesn't get wind of your nefarious plans
before you manage to attach the thing. You may be an All-Powerful Evil
Elevator, but I had the impression your reach was rather limited. Your
victims have to come to you, right?
> << > << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need
> > > > >>to check on Sai.
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> > >
> > > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
> >
> > I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> > tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> > those bugs. >>
> >
> > Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
>
> Looks like another sweep is in order. >>
>
> You'd better! Wakaba was trained by the KGB... she knows 40 ways to
> kill a grown man with her bare hands... ^_~
Oh, a la Sawa of "Kite"? Now other countries are planting spies to keep
an eye on Akio?
L. Gerholz
> > > Touga's and
> > > Akio's Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties
> > > to
> > > them. I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya
> > > won't
> > > have anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but
> > > it really doesn't work too well alone. >>
> > >
> > > So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next
> > > time he goes for a ride in -me-!
> >
> > Um, careful about jumping to conclusions there, Mr. Elevator. I had
> > the impression that Mikage really appreciates everything you try to
> > do for him. He was lamenting the lack of *human* companionship. >>
> >
> > Well, picky picky picky!
>
> Mikage: Hmph! See if I ever say anything nice about you again.
> Ungrateful wreck! >>
>
> *Grumbles* You just go ahead and talk. Your time will come, and when
> it does, only my true master and I will be left, laughing at you!
Mikage: Yeah, yeah. Empty threats. Laugh while you can. I'll bet you
can't even do that unless your "master" lets you.
> ><< > << But hey, that may be the least of your worries now, since
> > Saionji
> > seems to be on the warpath. I just haven't gotten the trick yet of
> > talking him down when he gets into one of his "moods". Oh, don't
> > worry. I've sent a warning to Mikage, Katherine and Mamiya so they
> > won't get hurt. >>
> >
> > Saionji makes me laugh. If that dumb ape thinks he can take on me,
> > the
> > master of mental manipulation, the power behind Mikage's throne,
>
> Mikage: The power behind *my* throne? What? Methinks you overstep
> yourself, you rusty bucket of scrap metal! >>
>
> Methinks I hear the pot calling the kettle black, Firebug!
Mikage: I took out the whole damn building once already, Junk Heap! Walk
away from that if you can. Oh yes, you can't, you're an elevator.
> ><< then he's the one you'd better warn! If I can turn Wakaba into a
> > demented killer, then just imagine what I can pour into that empty
> > space between Saionji's ears...
>
> Mikage: Oh Snookums, the Elevator seems to be getting rather full of
> itself. Could we find another place for our little assignations? >>
>
> If you think you can wedge the both of yourselves into the
> dumb-waiter, be my guest! Nyaaaa!
Mikage: Typical mechanical lack of imagination. There's *lots* of places
we can enjoy ourselves. If I can find her. Oh Snookums, are you hiding
again?
Mamiya: (in the shadows) Dream on, Basement Boy. Like you're going to
find her down here without my help. Heh, heh.
L. Gerholz
> > > > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> > > >
> > > > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > > > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > > > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with
> > > > Mamiya?
> > > > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
> > > >
> > >
> > > Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
> >
> > Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm
> > trying to type. >>
> >
> > Ohh! This sounds dirty! P8 ...Let's read on...
>
> Let's just leave my housekeeping out of this, shall we? <achoo!>
> 'scuse please, dust bunnies. >>
>
> Okay everyone, all together now: 'Riiiiiiight...'
So I've had other things to be doing lately besides vacuuming. Being
Prince *and* Keeper is very time consuming.
> << > << Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm
> > sweeping for bugs. Ah ha! >>
> >
> > Uh oh! Our intelligence gathering network has been compromised!
>
> Pin-pon! >>
>
> D'oh!
> << > << Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
> > Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on
> > it. In black.
> > Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place? >>
> >
> > Hah! He doesn't have the wherewithal to do something like that!
>
> You just keep thinking that. >>
>
> Everyone knows that Mamiya's the one who's into all that Big Brother
> stuff...
That's right, try to shift the blame.
> << > << Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder
> > to the keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance. >>
> >
> > Me be in trouble! )8
>
> Hee hee. >>
>
> This may not have been the day to bring my collection of video porn to
> work...
Assuming I'm still talking to the Elevator here, is this how you amuse
yourself on those days you don't have any "test subjects" to take for a
ride? That mirror doubles as a video screen?
<snip>
> Ha! The last fair fight he ever won was against Chuchu. Like any
> bully, he's just a big wimp at heart... << >
One of my points. Practically all of the fights we see him in weren't
fair -- they were stacked, hard, against him from the start. Anthy and
Dios had picked their winner and *nothing* was going to stand against
that. At least Sai didn't stoop to Touga's methods. He was also the
first to even *try* to get out of the game, even if he didn't make it.
> << Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
> > Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then
> > throw them into the crematorium. >>
> >
> > I'll have him weeping, drooling and in a fetal position before he
> > can lift his axe! (:<
> >
>
> You just keep comforting yourself like that. >>
>
> YOU'D better get ready too. He'll need a lot of care after I turn him
> into a vegetable. Remember, you're talking to an elevator who was
> trained in the art of mind-f*ck by the Akio Car itself...
I'm still wondering about the extent of your reach. He won't be affected
by your drivel if he doesn't have to listen to it.
> << > << > Akio: We'd better move up the timetable. Junk 93 of the
> > > Black Rose duellist bodies, we'll just do seven of them, not the
> > > whole 100!
> > >
> > > Elevator: Got it. I'll have the crematorium stoked up...
> >
> > Sainoji: How convenient <laughs maniacally>. >>
> >
> > If lil' Wakaba could take this guy out, then wait 'til he gets a
> > load of me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> "Lil' Wakaba" jumped Saionji when he was unawares and unaided. >>
>
> Any real samurai wouldn't have been so out-to-lunch that a 90-pound
> girl would get the drop on him. A samurai who relies on his sword and
> is helpless without it is a liability, not a samurai.
I seem to recall that none of the other Duellists faired any better
against this approach. I think it's more a testament to M&M's skills
than any particular weakness of Saionji's.
And was this the same Wakaba who you claimed was a hardened KGB agent in
another note?
> << > << Laurie: <thinking> Well, it isn't technically a living being.
> > Maybe I better just stay out of this one. >>
> >
> > My dear Keeper, all you can do for your poor Pine-Tree Man now is to
> > rent him a padded cell at Bedlam Asylum...
>
> My dear Elevator, just because I'm not accompanying him doesn't mean
> I'm not advising him. That's part of my job, to look out for his best
> interests. And it's not like you can really hide out, being an
> elevator and all. >>
>
> In Nemuro Hall? You could hide a battalion of rusted tanks for a
> thousand years in that funhouse of horror... It's like a roach motel
> for humans, unless you follow the signs... And my little buddy Mamiya
> sets up those signs...
Or unless Saionji has Mikage to guide him. Yes, that Mikage who you've
been insulting left and right lately.
Saionji: I can't find him. He muttered something about "Snookums" and
ran off.
Laurie: Damn. Time for Plan B.
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>
> << > << Mikage: What am I supposed to do? <snuffling> She's Touga's and Akio's
> > Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
> > I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
> > anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> > really doesn't work too well alone. >>
> >
> > So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time he goes
> > for a ride in -me-!
> >
> Can *I* have a ride?
> >>
>
> My dear, you may ride in me anytime you like! ^.^
Whoo hoo! Let me put on my special elevator riding outfit!
sephigirl
>
> << > >> LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > >>
> > >> Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > >> laughing with me (and other things)
> > >
> > >
> > > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > > her?
> > > Mikage: Usually.
> > > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > > Mikage: No ... >>
> > >
> > > Whoa, wait a sec', who's Mikage's keeper here, Katherine or Laurie?
> > > As the Elevator, I should be in the know about such things...
> >
> > *Katherine* is definitely Mikage's Prince. She defends him. And gets
> > appropriate appreciation for said duties. Or at least that's how she
> > explained it to me when I took on being Saionji's Prince. Does Mikage
> > need a Keeper? I didn't think so, but maybe only his Elevator knows
> > for sure. >>
> >
> > A Keeper? Well, as Elevator I get a say, but you'd still have to get
> > permission from the Prince first...
>
> No, no. The question was, does Mikage *need* a Keeper? What says The
> Elevator? >>
>
> Let's see... Considering his complete lack of social skills, I'd say a definite
> Y-E-S.
I'm out of it for a few days . . . Leave Mikage alone! He's my baby. I
tend to his every need! I defend him, protect him . . .
Mikage (whispers in her ear)
Katherine: I wasn't going to finish the rest out loud. Tho' you tend
to be in Laurie's studio alot, I've noticed.
Mikage: (looks about, whistles)
Katherine: Uh-huh. >_>
>
> << After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be. >>
>
> In my experience, the best Keepers are cyclopian, protoplasmic blobs that are
> attached to the neck... I saw it on Babylon 5... ^^ Hey, they guarentee
> complete control over his body and soul.
>
> << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and Keeper for
> Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will anyway). >>
>
> Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean! '^o^'
>
> << I'd
> think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have Princely
> duties to Touga and Akio as well.
I'm a multi-tasking kind of girl.
> >>
>
> Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
But can I be kept in the style I'm accustomed?
Mamiya: What? McDonalds, Pepsi, and lots of paper and pens?
Do you mind? If so, I'd love a keeper. And, I come with a cat. That
didn't read right. Um . . . I have a cat.
>
> << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check
> > > >>on Sai.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> >
> > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > >>
> >
> > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
Akio: The whole bloody campus can hear!
>
> I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> those bugs.
> >>
>
> Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
>
sephigirl
>
> UYatsura wrote:
> > > >
> > > > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > > >
> > > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > > laughing with me (and other things)
> > >
> > > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > > her?
> > > Mikage: Usually.
> > > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > > Mikage: No ...
> > > Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on
> > > Sai.
> >
> > Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> > Katherine: hmph >>
> >
> > Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official
> > Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
>
> There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
> up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a little
> housekeeping help.
If the Elevator saw my place, he'd run screaming!
>
> > << > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> > >
> > > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > > too scary even for him!
> > >
> >
> > If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> > . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> > chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> > anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> > positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
> > amoral? What shade of grey is he? >>
> >
> > If he is any shade of grey, he tends toward the dark side. He has
> > proved time and again that there is absolutely no line he won't cross
> > if it is to his benefit. <snip delightful description of depravity>
>
> Hm. I'll amend my earlier estimate to RGB(5, 5, 5) (i.e. very close to
> pure black).
No, no, no. He has his moments. I don't think he's a full monster. He
has his grey shades. He could commit acts that would be more horrific
than we've witnessed. Yet he doesn't. Miki's, Wakaba's, Nanami's
virtues are untouched by him, at least. If he truly didn't care, he'd
use them.
sephigirl
>
> << > > > LOL!! Orgamra??? ROFLw/M(ikage)
> > > >
> > > > Mikage: Snookums, I think they all know you only roll on the floor
> > > > laughing with me (and other things)
> > >
> > > Laurie: Is she always laughing when you're rolling on the floor with
> > > her?
> > > Mikage: Usually.
> > > Laurie: Are you tickling her?
> > > Mikage: (offended) Of course not!
> > > Laurie: Do I laugh in those situations?
> > > Mikage: No ...
> > > Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to check on
> > > Sai.
> >
> > Katherine: You're rolling on the floor with others??? hmph
> > Mikage: Well, it's like this . . .
> > Katherine: hmph >>
> >
> > Yeah, there are some real territoriality issues here! As Official
> > Elevator, I can keep Mike locked up if you like...
>
> There ya go! That's what I meant about a Keeper. Now that you bring it
> up, Elevator, maybe you're the prime candidate. Give Katherine a little
> housekeeping help.
> >>
>
> W-e-l-l I guess you're right about that! Maybe I could do some double duty as
> Keeper to both Mike and Katherine... Dios knows they both need it! ^^
Katherine (holds Mikage to her breast) We're just fine, thankyouverymuch
Mikage: *muffled* Yes we are Snookums.
Katherine: Of course, as I've stated previously, keep me in paper,
pens, fast food and Pepsi, then I'm willing to be kept. ^^ Oh, and take
in little Fred.
Fred: Meow* (I'm the demanding terror, where's my five kinds of treats?)
>
> << > << > > Katherine: But they may thing I'm with Mamiya or -
> > > > Mamiya: Perish the thought! (cute sneer)
> > > > Katherine: Ahem, or Miki
> > > > Miki: Roll on the floor . . . ######^^##### *faints*
> > > > Katherine: or Mari
> > > > Mari: Oh, I don't think so. Unless you're a female Akio . . .
> > >
> > > Implying that Akio would go after a girl that young? Eeeee! That's
> > > too scary even for him!
> > >
> >
> > If Mari suddenly showed a great nobility of character and promise . .
> > . would he? Sexually, no. But, I feel no one is safe from him if he so
> > chooses. But then what & who is Akio? If he's a monster, then Mari, or
> > anyone would be whatever he needs them to be. If he's not, then other
> > positive, noble attributes could also be laid at his feet. Is he
> > amoral? What shade of grey is he? >>
> >
> > If he is any shade of grey, he tends toward the dark side. He has
> > proved time and again that there is absolutely no line he won't cross
> > if it is to his benefit. <snip delightful description of depravity>
>
> Hm. I'll amend my earlier estimate to RGB(5, 5, 5) (i.e. very close to
> pure black).
> >>
>
> Well, all righty then... ^_^
As Akio's Prince (as needed) - again I say "leave him alone!"
sephigirl
Mikage's my boy! What he lacks in social skills, he makes up in other
*skills*.
Mikage: (slow head turn, grin)
>
> > << So has Mamiya been growing something else down in those vats in the
> > basement? >>
> >
> > Heheh, perhaps... Well, if you're not into B5, it's kind of hard to
> > explain precisely what the Keepers are...
>
> No need, as noted below.
>
> > << > << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and
>
> > > Keeper for Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will
> > > anyway). >>
> > >
> > > Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean!
> > > '^o^'
> >
> > I think I *will* take this in the crude sense. The other
> > interpretation makes it sound like I've chopped Sai into itty bitty
> > pieces. Much too messy. >>
> >
> > Mmm... but pieces of Saionji taste real good if you fry them up in a
> > wok and pour some sweet-and-sour sauce on them... P:
>
> I ended up skipping the fry-in-a-wok part, but you're right, the
> sweet-and-sour sauce works great.
Naw, reddi-whip.
>
> Saionji: I agree -- what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
> ... or vice-versa. She started it.
>
> > > << > << I'd think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she
> > > does have Princely duties to Touga and Akio as well. >>
> > >
> > > Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
> >
> > I'm not touching this one. You can ponder introducing Katherine to a
> > cyclopean chunk 'o protoplasm, and see if she'll set foot inside you
> > again, Mr. Elevator. >>
> >
> > Hmmm... well, I'll only have to do it once...
You only do it once? hm... Remind me not to accept large vases as gifts
from you...
>
> Then you better make sure she doesn't get wind of your nefarious plans
> before you manage to attach the thing. You may be an All-Powerful Evil
> Elevator, but I had the impression your reach was rather limited. Your
> victims have to come to you, right?
>
> > << > << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need
> > > > > >>to check on Sai.
> > > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> > > >
> > > > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
> > >
> > > I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> > > tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> > > those bugs. >>
> > >
> > > Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me!
> >
> > Looks like another sweep is in order. >>
> >
> > You'd better! Wakaba was trained by the KGB... she knows 40 ways to
> > kill a grown man with her bare hands... ^_~
>
> Oh, a la Sawa of "Kite"? Now other countries are planting spies to keep
> an eye on Akio?
Akio: While I have my hands on all of them?
UYatsura
Wai wai! ^o^|/
UYatsura
Akio's
> > Prince too. And she's *very* conscientious about her duties to them.
> > I get so *lonely* and -- and -- you've seen that Mamiya won't have
> > anything to do with me lately. The Elevator tries to help but it
> > really doesn't work too well alone. >>
> >
> > So! *I'm* not good enough for him eh?! Just wait until the next time he
goes
> > for a ride in -me-!
> >
> Can *I* have a ride?
> >>
>
> My dear, you may ride in me anytime you like! ^.^
Whoo hoo! Let me put on my special elevator riding outfit! >>
Oh boy! I hope that includes "The Top"! P;
sephigirl
And Katherine's been hiding at the mansion. ^^
> > >
> > > Saionji makes me laugh. If that dumb ape thinks he can take on me,
> > > the
> > > master of mental manipulation, the power behind Mikage's throne,
> >
> > Mikage: The power behind *my* throne? What? Methinks you overstep
> > yourself, you rusty bucket of scrap metal! >>
> >
> > Methinks I hear the pot calling the kettle black, Firebug!
>
> Mikage: I took out the whole damn building once already, Junk Heap! Walk
> away from that if you can. Oh yes, you can't, you're an elevator.
Katherine: Sweetie, remember, you had nothing to do with that. Mamiya
started the fire. Remember that's what you told me?
Mikage: Oh, yeah, thanks Snookums. I'm so used to covering for Mamiya,
I forgot.
>
> > ><< then he's the one you'd better warn! If I can turn Wakaba into a
> > > demented killer, then just imagine what I can pour into that empty
> > > space between Saionji's ears...
> >
> > Mikage: Oh Snookums, the Elevator seems to be getting rather full of
> > itself. Could we find another place for our little assignations? >>
> >
> > If you think you can wedge the both of yourselves into the
> > dumb-waiter, be my guest! Nyaaaa!
>
> Mikage: Typical mechanical lack of imagination. There's *lots* of places
> we can enjoy ourselves. If I can find her. Oh Snookums, are you hiding
> again?
>
> Mamiya: (in the shadows) Dream on, Basement Boy. Like you're going to
> find her down here without my help. Heh, heh.
Katherine: Like I'd trust Mamiya. I just hid for a time at the Kiryuu
manse, that's all. Come on SugarBear, we have many, many places to, er,
*meet*
UYatsura
Well, while the cat's away, if you know what I mean... ^_~
<< He's my baby. I
tend to his every need! I defend him, protect him . . .
Mikage (whispers in her ear)
Katherine: I wasn't going to finish the rest out loud. Tho' you tend
to be in Laurie's studio alot, I've noticed.
Mikage: (looks about, whistles)
Katherine: Uh-huh. >_>
>>
So, we have a turf war in the works after all! Interesting... This means Mikage
gets to be the battlefield... heh... ^^ Just be gentle with him!
<< > << After that's sorted out, we can figure out who it should be. >>
>
> In my experience, the best Keepers are cyclopian, protoplasmic blobs that are
> attached to the neck... I saw it on Babylon 5... ^^ Hey, they guarentee
> complete control over his body and soul.
>
> << Personally, I've got my hands full with being both Prince and Keeper for
> Saionji (take that *any* way you want, I know you will anyway). >>
>
> Bwahaha! Got your hands full of parts of Saionji's body, you mean! '^o^'
>
> << I'd
> think Katherine would be the prime candidate, but she does have Princely
> duties to Touga and Akio as well.
I'm a multi-tasking kind of girl. >>
Yeah baby! *.*
<< > Maybe Katherine's the one who needs a Keeper! ^^
But can I be kept in the style I'm accustomed?
>>
Oh, my poor bank account...
<< Mamiya: What? McDonalds, Pepsi, and lots of paper and pens? >>
Bwahaha!
<< Do you mind? If so, I'd love a keeper. And, I come with a cat. >>
Whoa!
<< That
didn't read right. Um . . . I have a cat. >>
Ah, well of course you do! ^.^
<< > << > << > << Laurie: Go think about this for a while, hon. I need to
check
> > > >>on Sai.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Heheheh. Keep us posted.
> >
> > Heh. I'm sure you'll hear.
> > >>
> >
> > No kidding! I can HEAR you guys all the way down the block! ^o^
Akio: The whole bloody campus can hear! >>
Got that right, gov'ner!
<< > I'll just bet. *Especially* since I've got evidence of some ...
> tampering ... in my studio. Be warned, I *will* find out who planted
> those bugs.
> >>
>
> Wakaba: *in her control center* She's on to me! >>
Jiras Corrino, Certified Freak!
sephigirl
>
> UYatsura wrote:
> > > > > Saionji: <exasperated sigh> Dummy. C'mere, I'll show you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mikage: <dreamily> I believe you. Damn, that was good.
> > > > > Saionji: <smiling> Anything in the service of accuracy.
> > > > > Mikage: <thinking> Now why wasn't it working that way with
> > > > > Mamiya?
> > > > > Gotta check some things at home ... >>
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Elevator: *on phone* Hey Boss. Big trouble!
> > >
> > > Saionji: What are you doing crawling around under the desk? I'm
> > > trying to type. >>
> > >
> > > Ohh! This sounds dirty! P8 ...Let's read on...
> >
> > Let's just leave my housekeeping out of this, shall we? <achoo!>
> > 'scuse please, dust bunnies. >>
> >
> > Okay everyone, all together now: 'Riiiiiiight...'
>
> So I've had other things to be doing lately besides vacuuming. Being
> Prince *and* Keeper is very time consuming.
Esp. with Sai.
>
> > << > << Laurie: Sorry. I think we've had a security breach. I'm
> > > sweeping for bugs. Ah ha! >>
> > >
> > > Uh oh! Our intelligence gathering network has been compromised!
> >
> > Pin-pon! >>
> >
> > D'oh!
>
> > << > << Saionji: Found something? Who planted it?
> > > Laurie: <with magnifying glass> It's got a Rose Signet stamped on
> > > it. In black.
> > > Saionji: Mikage? Why would he bug *this* place? >>
> > >
> > > Hah! He doesn't have the wherewithal to do something like that!
> >
> > You just keep thinking that. >>
> >
> > Everyone knows that Mamiya's the one who's into all that Big Brother
> > stuff...
>
> That's right, try to shift the blame.
Shift, shift, shift.
>
> > << > << Laurie: I don't think it was him. <Reaches over Sai's shoulder
> > > to the keyboard> Let's turn on our surveillance. >>
> > >
> > > Me be in trouble! )8
> >
> > Hee hee. >>
> >
> > This may not have been the day to bring my collection of video porn to
> > work...
>
> Assuming I'm still talking to the Elevator here, is this how you amuse
> yourself on those days you don't have any "test subjects" to take for a
> ride? That mirror doubles as a video screen?
>
> <snip>
> > Ha! The last fair fight he ever won was against Chuchu. Like any
> > bully, he's just a big wimp at heart... << >
>
> One of my points. Practically all of the fights we see him in weren't
> fair -- they were stacked, hard, against him from the start. Anthy and
> Dios had picked their winner and *nothing* was going to stand against
> that. At least Sai didn't stoop to Touga's methods. He was also the
> first to even *try* to get out of the game, even if he didn't make it.
Whoa! Time out! Touga used his brain! Sai's all brawn, Touga's all
*sigh*, um, all brain!
>
> > << Laurie: Um... it *is* an elevator.
> > > Saionji: I will cut the cables, chop it into little pieces, then
> > > throw them into the crematorium. >>
> > >
> > > I'll have him weeping, drooling and in a fetal position before he
> > > can lift his axe! (:<
I believe Laurie keeps him drooling . . .
> > >
> >
> > You just keep comforting yourself like that. >>
> >
> > YOU'D better get ready too. He'll need a lot of care after I turn him
> > into a vegetable. Remember, you're talking to an elevator who was
> > trained in the art of mind-f*ck by the Akio Car itself...
>
> I'm still wondering about the extent of your reach. He won't be affected
> by your drivel if he doesn't have to listen to it.
LOL!
"Hi Saionji, just a quick call here. Found Katherine, we're discussing,
Snookums, that tickles, um we're discussing strategy. I'm on top of,
whoops, okay, she's on top of it all. When we're done with our intense,
oh my God, there, there, um intense brainstorming over the Elevator,
I'll be . . . be . . . right . . . right . . . the- NOW!" *click*