Drunken rant: Xmas 2016

[Dänk 42Ø]

Alright, I've consumed WAY too much ethanol and diazepam to get through
this day, when my totally psycho brother (who the Dr. Phil in Las Vegas
proclaimed "cured" on xmas eve) is visiting.

I am armed with a 36" oak pole plus a canister of pepper spray, though,
of course, I hope never need to use them.

Oh, gawd, the Valium is the only thing that is halfway-calming my nerves
right now.

Though I am anti-Christian to the core, let us all just appreciate how
good we've got it compared to about five billion people on earth. I've
got a stick, pepperspray, fresh water, some crackers, a bag of Doritos,
and 911 to call if things get out of hand. The other five billion have
NOTHING; they are eating mud right now.

Tuesday, Dec. 27, is the first real "normal" day, and I am driving down
to Las Vegas to physically remove a parasite (my brother's 'best
friend') from (my parents') legally-owned property. I don't want the
police involved, so he will be "persuaded" to vacate the premises as I
replace all the locks (the fancy ones with the keypads with changeable
codes). This will take me one or two hours, plus the cost of the
Internet camera and Internet connection to assure me that the property
remains vacant (old-fashioned physical keys are copyable).

This is probably going to cost me about $300 -- in new locks, cameras,
and basic Internet connection. Still cheaper than the several thousands
my elderly senile parents had to pay to evict the unauthorized
Salvadoran tenants from their other condo (they trashed the place before
the worthless police finally received the authori-tay to remove them
from the premises and deport their meth-dealing asses back to El
Salvador).

Y'know what? The Salvadorans were STEALING electricity from the HOA,
by plugging in an extension court to a streetlight! The Henderson
"police" (a suburb of Vegas) responded to the call, cut the cord, but
refused to pursue the case further because it was only a misdemeanor.
Meaning we do not have the identity of whoever was stealing the
electricity, meaning we have nobody to sue! We, our family as a
whole, got fined!

I am driving down to Henderson, NV, Tuesday morning and am going to
have a LONG chat with their worthless cops. EXCEPT Sgt./Lt. Brett
Seekatz -- at which point I am vacating the premises (of the police
station), and let the rest play out by itself).

I've got a 1998 Mercedes E320, which gets about 25-29/MPG on the open
highway. I may or not have one or more firearms. Which doesn't
really matter since I am arriving with nothing more than a 36" solid
oak stick and a canister of pepper spray. The Parasite *WILL* be
removed, hopefully with the cooperation of the Henderson Police
Department. My senile elderly parents can override my decision, but
but then it will be too late -- the locks (with changeable codes) will
already be changed, and the WiFi cameras from Costco already
installed.