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me...@sealsfam.net
Oct 26, 2013, 11:30:30 PM10/26/13
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On Oct. 24, 1997, Plain and Simple Cronan wrote:
> David wrote
>
> >Really? Wow, then Star Trek must be in trouble...
> > NOT.
>
> It certainly is. That is why I have arrived. Picture, if you able, a
> dark time dominated by people none too different than yourself, David.
> The usenet had fallen to these forces to orthodoxy who insisted Trek
> was good and 'just entertainment' in an effort to defuse all valid
> criticisms. They were powerful in their ignorance. Supreme in their
> desire to remain entrenched in the quagmire of their stupidty. They
> formed a cadre whose rallying cry, "If you don't like it then DON'T
> WATCH", was so persuasive that some merely folded, having no response
> for this inept argument, and left. But not I. Oh no. I found several.
>
> I arrived with the sounding of trumpets and the power of a god to
> rectify this miscarriage of justice. The joyus chorus that errupted
> from the beleagured forces of the light were truly monstrous. With
> skill beyond the bounds of all that had been known before and powers
> so stupefyingly stupendous they continue to baffle one as great as
> myself, I gathered an army behind me and waves of sacrificial lambs in
> front, crushed Voyager Fandom into a itty bitty ball and slam dunked
> it on the razor sharp edge that is my intellect. With as much effort
> as it takes you to draw a breath into that otherwise useless carcass
> you mistakenly assume is alive I continue to do things that go far
> beyond your feeble comprehension. In my numerous attmepts to stoop
> down from on high and watch as you scurry and squirm under what
> amounts to my left big toe.
>
> Some have called me a messiah. Who am I to argue? Star Trek, a once
> proud franchise, is running dry. Only one such as myself with less
> respect for fans than Bragga could ever must, more greed than all of
> Viacom put together and a nifty talent for inflating my own importance
> can hope to save Star Trek from the vile and malignant cancer that you
> and those like you represent.
>
> Never doubt me. I am Plain and Simple Cronan, Captain of the USS
> Megadittos, Leader of Cronan's World Oligarchy and Supreme Ruler of
> the ALL
>
> What was it you were saying again? I seem to have to gone off
> track....
>Oh, my kingdom for what Cronan would have done with Enterprise....
(...)--
>>The Duct Tape Avenger
>>http://www.holyducttape.com
>>"We live in a society where 71% of people are below
>>poopy, and that number grows every day. "
-Jeff Rowland
...Three words: Anti-Enterprise Zombies.
...I fixed my own liver, then moved on to them'.
> David wrote
>
> >Really? Wow, then Star Trek must be in trouble...
> > NOT.
>
> It certainly is. That is why I have arrived. Picture, if you able, a
> dark time dominated by people none too different than yourself, David.
> The usenet had fallen to these forces to orthodoxy who insisted Trek
> was good and 'just entertainment' in an effort to defuse all valid
> criticisms. They were powerful in their ignorance. Supreme in their
> desire to remain entrenched in the quagmire of their stupidty. They
> formed a cadre whose rallying cry, "If you don't like it then DON'T
> WATCH", was so persuasive that some merely folded, having no response
> for this inept argument, and left. But not I. Oh no. I found several.
>
> I arrived with the sounding of trumpets and the power of a god to
> rectify this miscarriage of justice. The joyus chorus that errupted
> from the beleagured forces of the light were truly monstrous. With
> skill beyond the bounds of all that had been known before and powers
> so stupefyingly stupendous they continue to baffle one as great as
> myself, I gathered an army behind me and waves of sacrificial lambs in
> front, crushed Voyager Fandom into a itty bitty ball and slam dunked
> it on the razor sharp edge that is my intellect. With as much effort
> as it takes you to draw a breath into that otherwise useless carcass
> you mistakenly assume is alive I continue to do things that go far
> beyond your feeble comprehension. In my numerous attmepts to stoop
> down from on high and watch as you scurry and squirm under what
> amounts to my left big toe.
>
> Some have called me a messiah. Who am I to argue? Star Trek, a once
> proud franchise, is running dry. Only one such as myself with less
> respect for fans than Bragga could ever must, more greed than all of
> Viacom put together and a nifty talent for inflating my own importance
> can hope to save Star Trek from the vile and malignant cancer that you
> and those like you represent.
>
> Never doubt me. I am Plain and Simple Cronan, Captain of the USS
> Megadittos, Leader of Cronan's World Oligarchy and Supreme Ruler of
> the ALL
>
> What was it you were saying again? I seem to have to gone off
> track....
>Oh, my kingdom for what Cronan would have done with Enterprise....
(...)--
>>The Duct Tape Avenger
>>http://www.holyducttape.com
>>"We live in a society where 71% of people are below
>>poopy, and that number grows every day. "
-Jeff Rowland
...Three words: Anti-Enterprise Zombies.
...I fixed my own liver, then moved on to them'.
David E. Powell
Jan 22, 2014, 10:25:15 PM1/22/14
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