The PERFECT actress to play Galadriel!
Niklas Wallenius
the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
/Niklas
Eirik Ljosland Bakke
>
> How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
> the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
By her looks, she could *perhaps* work...
I don't know about her acting abilities, though
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Mtpeters1
In article <363CD072...@hotmail.com>, Niklas wrote:
>
>How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
>the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
I'm not sure about Natasha - she's gorgeous, but I don't think she has the
depth to play an Elf-Queen of Galadriels's stature. In fact, I don't know of
any actress who combines striking physical beauty along with the subtlety and
wisdom of a being who's lived for thousands of years. Maybe Audrey Hepburn
could have pulled it off (though she was of a very different physical make-up
from Galadriel), but she's long gone.
Mike P.
William
Mtpeters1 wrote:
My pick would have been Ingrid Bergman, but she's no longer with us. However,
her daughter might work... Would need a dye job, but Isabella has the right
mixture of beauty, poise, intelligence, wistfulness, and surprising merriment.
Grimgard
>However,
>her daughter might work... Would need a dye job, but Isabella has the right
>mixture of beauty, poise, intelligence, wistfulness, and surprising
>merriment.
I always kinda pictured Rue Paul as Galadriel. >-/
Grimgard
I nan tupe 60 wurdz a munite!
Dumnorix
>
> I don't think the actress that plays Galadriel should be unworldy beautiful,
> but more down to Middle-Earth. Should have a warm face but kinda light in the
> complexion department. But depth is still the most important factor.
>
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By your description, I come up with Emma Thompson. Depth, natural
beauty, everything. She's had a very versatile career. Anyone remember
her in The Young Ones (in my second favorite episode)?
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>By your description, I come up with Emma Thompson. Depth, natural
>beauty, everything. She's had a very versatile career. Anyone remember
>her in The Young Ones (in my second favorite episode)?
>
My choice would be Joanna Lumley...........
Bob
Ognjen Mlinar
Eirik Ljosland Bakke wrote:
> Niklas Wallenius wrote:
> >
> > How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
> > the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
>
> By her looks, she could *perhaps* work...
> I don't know about her acting abilities, though
I personally would wait for the moment when she would change into sex
addicted man eating alien... No, I don't want to wait for that during the 34th
time I will be seeing LotR part deux...*FOHCWLOLROTF*
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In article <363D23A3.1B647BE@-DieSpamDie-jps.net>, Dumnorix wrote:
>By your description, I come up with Emma Thompson.
I think she has the depth, but I don't see her as Galadriel. Besides, she's too
old!
Mike P.
Mtpeters1
In article <363CE9F5...@gamewood.net>, William wrote:
>
>My pick would have been Ingrid Bergman, but she's no longer with us. However,
>her daughter might work... Would need a dye job, but Isabella has the right
>mixture of beauty, poise, intelligence, wistfulness, and surprising merriment.
I had forgotten about Ingrid Bergman - she would have made a good Galadriel, if
she had played her when she was a younger actress. Maybe Isabella is up to the
role, and you aptly described her - "wistfulness, and surprising merriment".
Mike P.
Steve O'Neil
<niklas_w...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
>the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
I think Michelle Pfiefer would be great. She's perhaps a little older
than how most people would imagine Galadriel looking but I think she
is the sort of acress who can appear wise and graceful without looking
too old.
(Of couse I personally think the perfect choice will for most of the
characters would be previously unknown actors)
Stephen O'Neil
Graham Lockwood
>
>
>Eirik Ljosland Bakke wrote:
>
>> Niklas Wallenius wrote:
>> >
>> > How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's
got
>> > the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
>>
>> I don't know about her acting abilities, though
>
>I personally would wait for the moment when she would change into sex
>addicted man eating alien... No, I don't want to wait for that during the
34th
>time I will be seeing LotR part deux...*FOHCWLOLROTF*
Especially since she *won't* be changing.
(she won't, will she?)
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SCTCA wrote:
What about Jodie Foster?
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Pierre Arnould <Pierre....@earthling.net> wrote in article
<363DF328...@earthling.net>...
O'Neill Quigley
and read without getting sick!
I think Pfeiffer would be excellent. perhaps "the look" needs to be toned
down a little, but undoubtedly Galadriel would need to be played by a very
beautiful woman. THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
from Titanic?
Steve O'Neil <son...@iinet.net.au> wrote in article
<363ddb3d...@news.iinet.net.au>...
Graham Lockwood
>
>
>SCTCA wrote:
>
>> >By your description, I come up with Emma Thompson. Depth, natural
>> >beauty, everything. She's had a very versatile career. Anyone remember
>> >her in The Young Ones (in my second favorite episode)?
>> >
>>
>> My choice would be Joanna Lumley...........
>>
>> Bob
>
>What about Jodie Foster?
I think that's one of the best suggestions I've heard yet.
Eirik Ljosland Bakke
>
> Pierre Arnould wrote in message <363DF328...@earthling.net>...
> >
> >
> >SCTCA wrote:
> >
> >> >By your description, I come up with Emma Thompson. Depth, natural
> >> >beauty, everything. She's had a very versatile career. Anyone remember
> >> >her in The Young Ones (in my second favorite episode)?
> >> >
> >>
> >> My choice would be Joanna Lumley...........
> >>
> >> Bob
> >
> >What about Jodie Foster?
>
> I think that's one of the best suggestions I've heard yet.
Isn't she 150 cm tall or so?
Thunder5
-- great suggestion. Henstridge is more likely, as she's a lot less
expensive (if we want to think realistically, as opposed to fantasy casting).
Steve O'Neil wrote:
> On Sun, 01 Nov 1998 22:19:46 +0100, Niklas Wallenius
> <niklas_w...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
> >the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
>
> I think Michelle Pfiefer would be great. She's perhaps a little older
> than how most people would imagine Galadriel looking but I think she
> is the sort of acress who can appear wise and graceful without looking
> too old.
> (Of couse I personally think the perfect choice will for most of the
> characters would be previously unknown actors)
>
> Stephen O'Neil
>
> http://www.iinet.net.au/~soneil/lds/index.html
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> AACK!
>
This is about the fifth time I've read this same reply by Mr. Quigley to
different posts.. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a haunting
suspicion that Bill the Cat has broken into Michael's account... :)
Mtpeters1
In article <363DF328...@earthling.net>, Pierre wrote:
>What about Jodie Foster?
How about Jodie Foster as Eowyn? I don't think she's pretty enough to play
Galadriel.
Mike P.
Mike Scott Rohan
from Niklas Wallenius <niklas_w...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
> How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
> the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
> /Niklas
Not bad -- a touch otherworldly, all right. And Emma Thompson, too --
who said she's too old? She's younger than a lot of the other
suggestions. But there's one great actress I and others, notably Bill
Hicklin, have been suggesting for a while -- Catherine Deneuve!
She's got the looks, the poise (though with plenty of sex appeal),
the ageless, otherworldly air, the voice (why not a touch of
accent?), the lot. A bit short, maybe, but nothing a camera angle or
two can't fix.
Cheers,
Mike
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Bertil Jonell
Graham Lockwood <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
>Ognjen Mlinar wrote in message <363D825D...@spam.it.com>...
>>Eirik Ljosland Bakke wrote:
>>> Niklas Wallenius wrote:
>got
>>> > the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
>>> I don't know about her acting abilities, though
>>I personally would wait for the moment when she would change into sex
>>addicted man eating alien... No, I don't want to wait for that during the
>34th
>>time I will be seeing LotR part deux...*FOHCWLOLROTF*
>
>Especially since she *won't* be changing.
>
>(she won't, will she?)
Wellll, have you seen Peter Jacksons films 'Brain Dead' and 'Bad Taste'?
:)
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Mtpeters1
In article <199811030...@asgard.zetnet.co.uk>, Mike wrote:
>But there's one great actress I and others, notably Bill
>Hicklin, have been suggesting for a while -- Catherine Deneuve!
>
>She's got the looks, the poise (though with plenty of sex appeal),
>the ageless, otherworldly air, the voice (why not a touch of
>accent?), the lot. A bit short, maybe, but nothing a camera angle or
>two can't fix.
Catherine D. is just way too old - she's in her 50's!! She was beautiful as a
young woman, but even then I think she lacked the depth to play an Elf-Queen.
Galadriel must be played by a YOUNG woman - she was represented by Tolkien as a
woman in her prime, not as an aging, slightly plump woman in her 50's, which
Catherine D. is now (although I grant you she still has a lovely face).
Mike P.
Steve O'Neil
>Geez! Finally one post in the whole top of the page that I can agree with
>and read without getting sick!
Must be something to do with my surname.
>I think Pfeiffer would be excellent. perhaps "the look" needs to be toned
>down a little, but undoubtedly Galadriel would need to be played by a very
>beautiful woman. THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
>from Titanic?
Actually I personally think Leo's offsider in Romeo and Juliet is
better looking. I also think she looks a lot more elvish. I'd never
thought of her before but now I do, I think she'd make a great elf.
Anyone know her name?
Sirkku Piispanen
>THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
>from Titanic?
Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
Sirkku Pispanen
Sirkku.P...@sci.fi
Homo homini lupus
Pierre Arnould
Mike Scott Rohan wrote:
> The message <363CD072...@hotmail.com>
> from Niklas Wallenius <niklas_w...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>
> > How about Natasha Henstridge for the role as Galadriel? I mean she's got
> > the grace, and she isn't exactly my definition of ugliness... =)
>
> > /Niklas
>
> Not bad -- a touch otherworldly, all right. And Emma Thompson, too --
> who said she's too old? She's younger than a lot of the other
> suggestions. But there's one great actress I and others, notably Bill
> Hicklin, have been suggesting for a while -- Catherine Deneuve!
>
> She's got the looks, the poise (though with plenty of sex appeal),
> the ageless, otherworldly air, the voice (why not a touch of
> accent?), the lot. A bit short, maybe, but nothing a camera angle or
> two can't fix.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Mike
>
>
>
> --
> mike.sco...@asgard.zetnet.co.uk
Deneuve would have been great... a few years ago. I don't think you can call her
"ageless" anymore
Niklas Wallenius
Hmmmm... So the elves were unable to get fat? Now THAT's an interesting
point, don't you think?! =)
And she really isn't that fat. The mother in Gilbert Grape, however, she
is.... er... well... FFFFFFFAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!! Ok?
Niklas Wallenius
Anders Karlsson
>I think Pfeiffer would be excellent. perhaps "the look" needs to be toned
>down a little, but undoubtedly Galadriel would need to be played by a very
>beautiful woman. THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
>from Titanic?
That is Kate Winslet. She has worked with Jackson before, in "Heavenly
Creatures". She would be perfect as Arwen. When I saw Titanic I almost
couldnt take my eyes off her .
O'Neill Quigley
Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
<363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
Kate Winslett fat? Are you having a seizure too? What an odd thought.
Gavin Burgess
> >I think Pfeiffer would be excellent. perhaps "the look" needs to be toned
> >down a little, but undoubtedly Galadriel would need to be played by a very
> >beautiful woman. THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> >from Titanic?
> better looking. I also think she looks a lot more elvish. I'd never
> thought of her before but now I do, I think she'd make a great elf.
> Anyone know her name?
Not a bad call now I think about it. Claire Danes is the one,
although my spelling of it isn't to be trusted. But yeh, Danes and Uma
Thurman are along the lines of my ideas of elven women, and Pfeiffer too
I suppose.
Gavin.... :) :)
Nathan E. Banks
Not only that, but I noticed some other posters are devoloping MM's
desease! "Nope," they reply.
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Calindy
Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
<363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
>
> >THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> >from Titanic?
>
> Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
Oh what a lovely attitude :) I must say I don't recall reading anywhere
that Galadriel was some bony anorexic tart :P
Graham Lockwood
<363fad36...@nntp.madisontelco.com>...
>On Mon, 02 Nov 1998 13:15:50 -0600, Adam Barnard
><bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
>>O'Neill Quigley wrote:
>>
>>> AACK!
>>>
>>
>>This is about the fifth time I've read this same reply by Mr. Quigley to
>>different posts.. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a
haunting
>>suspicion that Bill the Cat has broken into Michael's account... :)
>
>Not only that, but I noticed some other posters are devoloping MM's
>desease! "Nope," they reply.
Nope.
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>On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
>
>>THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
>>from Titanic?
>
>Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
I thought she was gorgeous myself.
Ognjen Mlinar
Graham Lockwood wrote:
> Sirkku Piispanen wrote in message <363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> >On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >
> >>THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> >>from Titanic?
> >
> >Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
>
> I thought she was gorgeous myself.
And unemployed in few weeks, so there is a fair chance she will be in the
movie. I personally wouldn't object, I liked her in 'Heavenly
Creatures'... if she could do something similar with LotR (of course she
won't play a complete psycho) it would rock!!
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Bertil Jonell wrote:
> <snip N. Henstrige for Galadriel>
> >Especially since she *won't* be changing.
> >
> >(she won't, will she?)
>
> Wellll, have you seen Peter Jacksons films 'Brain Dead' and 'Bad Taste'?
That is exactly what I meant when I posted that, I DID see 'Brain Dead' and 'Bad
Taste' and I must add I loved those, but something like a sex addicted man eating
alien (which she played) won't be right in LotR, will it, will it...?
Ognjen Mlinar
Calindy wrote:
> Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
> <363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> > On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >
> > >THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> > >from Titanic?
> >
> > Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
>
> Oh what a lovely attitude :) I must say I don't recall reading anywhere
> that Galadriel was some bony anorexic tart :P
If that was the case the choice would be easy, Celine Dion!! And she could
do the the ever annoying title song 'My heart will go on and on and on and
on part deux' as well!!
Pierre Arnould
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I will post the results in two, maybe three weeks, depending on the
amount of answers.
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Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote in article
<363E04E6...@mail.utexas.edu>...
Mark Burlison
> I personally would wait for the moment when she would change into sex
> addicted man eating alien... No, I don't want to wait for that during the 34th
> time I will be seeing LotR part deux...*FOHCWLOLROTF*
Falls Off Chair While Laughing Out Load Rolling On The Floor? Hmm,
sounds kinda familiar.
Mark
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I thought that when I read the above post, but if you want a tough women
to play Eowen how about Skin?
Mark Burlison
> >down a little, but undoubtedly Galadriel would need to be played by a very
> >from Titanic?
>
> Creatures". She would be perfect as Arwen. When I saw Titanic I almost
> couldnt take my eyes off her .
For some reason she seems to short to be an Elvish queen, but if they
are making the hobbit's small...
O'Neill Quigley
Winslett is gorgeous. Could even stand being a little cuddlier...
Calindy <cal...@tig.com.au> wrote in article
<01be07a3$bab46200$6d834dd1@default>...
>
>
> Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
> <363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> > On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >
> > >THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> > >from Titanic?
> >
Mtpeters1
In article <71p5l5$sbg$1...@news.fsu.edu>, "Graham wrote:
>ot only that, but I noticed some other posters are devoloping MM's
>>desease! "Nope," they reply.
Aack, are you way off!
Mike P.
Sirkku Piispanen
fatter than my own picture of elf.
Nathan E. Banks
Nope.
:-)
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(Buffy the Vampire Slayer for those who've been in Moria for the last two
years) with her hair having more bleach than my socks and her near perfect
porcelain face all Elven and radiant. This won't come to pass, but its neat
to hope. Whomever is chosen should obviously not be some over tan Hollywood
hype harpy. I can see it now, MTV news... "Carmen Electra announced to play
Galadriel in upcoming movies based on obscure English novels."
The only drawback is SMG may not look old enough for either part, at
least not without proper "weathering" maybe.
David
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Mark Burlison wrote:
> Falls Off Chair While Laughing Out Load Rolling On The Floor? Hmm,
> sounds kinda familiar.
You are very skilled my friend, keep up the good work! How did you guess???
> <snip>
tal_gu...@my-dejanews.com
"Calindy" <cal...@tig.com.au> wrote:
>
>
> Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
> <363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
> > On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >
> > >THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
> > >from Titanic?
> >
> > Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
>
> Oh what a lovely attitude :) I must say I don't recall reading anywhere
> that Galadriel was some bony anorexic tart :P
No, but she is described as slender...
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<71uooo$rrs$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <01be07a3$bab46200$6d834dd1@default>,
> "Calindy" <cal...@tig.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Sirkku Piispanen <Sirkku.P...@sci.fi> wrote in article
>> <363f41fa...@news.sci.fi>...
>> > On 2 Nov 1998 18:17:50 GMT, "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
>> >
>> > >THe only issue is, who plays Arwen, the fav leading lady
>> > >from Titanic?
>> >
>> > Kate Winslett? You gotta be kidding! She's too fat!
>>
>> Oh what a lovely attitude :) I must say I don't recall reading anywhere
>> that Galadriel was some bony anorexic tart :P
>
>No, but she is described as slender...
No one ever said for Kate Winslet to be Galadriel.
Dan
......... excellent ........... or maybe Helena Borham Carter ....... I
can't get enough of her acting ........ someone who does period drama's
yes i know LOTR is not a period drama) would be nice .........
Dan
Mark Burlison
>
> Mark Burlison wrote:
>
> > Falls Off Chair While Laughing Out Load Rolling On The Floor? Hmm,
> > sounds kinda familiar.
>
> You are very skilled my friend, keep up the good work! How did you guess???
Because I posted something very similar (Or identical) a week or two
ago.
Mark
NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
SDROTH
Hey, don't blame it on Rabbyt!!!!
-Kazul
Mark Burlison
>
> >NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
>
> Hey, don't blame it on Rabbyt!!!!
I bet Rabbyt made you do that :)
Mark
Ognjen Mlinar
Mark Burlison wrote:
> Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
> >
> > Mark Burlison wrote:
> >
> > > Falls Off Chair While Laughing Out Load Rolling On The Floor? Hmm,
> > > sounds kinda familiar.
> >
> > You are very skilled my friend, keep up the good work! How did you guess???
>
> Because I posted something very similar (Or identical) a week or two
> ago.
>
> Mark
>
> NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
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World 2 World?? Man, I'm involved with a site with the exact same name, can't you
think of something else than steeling other people's ideas??.. oh, wait, this IS
the site I'm involved in.. sorry...my BAD!
Adam Barnard
> Mark Burlison wrote:
>
> > NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
>
> Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
> little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
Now, now... Even if she did you won't be doing anything about it... At least not if
I have anything to say about it... <<Draws his sword/lightsaber and activates it>>
Now this is nothing personal, just doing my job friend, so please move along...
Mark Burlison
Hey, stay away from him! (Draws a wet mackral, a dead parrot and a red
and white dress out and activates them).
Mark
--
World To World - Issue 5 | Award winning site!
http://come.to/world2world | Yes, Really.
Mark Burlison
>
> Mark Burlison wrote:
>
> > Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
> > >
> > > Mark Burlison wrote:
> > >
> > > > sounds kinda familiar.
> > >
> > > You are very skilled my friend, keep up the good work! How did you guess???
> >
> > Because I posted something very similar (Or identical) a week or two
> > ago.
> >
> > Mark
> >
>
> Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
> little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
Yes, it does hurt :)
> > | Award winning site!
> > http://come.to/world2world | Yes, Really.
>
> World 2 World?? Man, I'm involved with a site with the exact same name, can't you
> think of something else than steeling other people's ideas??.. oh, wait, this IS
> the site I'm involved in.. sorry...my BAD!
But it does appear to be working a bit still :)
Ensign Trey Dennath
sheesh! I get tired of being the mediator! :)
Graham Lockwood <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote in article
<71v0kt$6ne$1...@news.fsu.edu>...
Ognjen Mlinar
Adam Barnard wrote:
> Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
>
> > Mark Burlison wrote:
> >
> > > NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
> >
> > Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
> > little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
>
> Now, now... Even if she did you won't be doing anything about it... At least not if
> I have anything to say about it... <<Draws his sword/lightsaber and activates it>>
> Now this is nothing personal, just doing my job friend, so please move along...
Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here <draws his
handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This IS personal...
<heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who stands before you,
thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second wife's brother's
grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote:
>
> > Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
> >
> > > Mark Burlison wrote:
> > >
> > > > NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
> > >
> > > Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
> > > little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
> >
> > Now, now... Even if she did you won't be doing anything about it... At least not if
> > I have anything to say about it... <<Draws his sword/lightsaber and activates it>>
> > Now this is nothing personal, just doing my job friend, so please move along...
>
> Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here <draws his
> handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This IS personal...
> <heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who stands before you,
> thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second wife's brother's
> grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
LOL!!!! Sorry, but I still got Paganini to back me up so you have to fight both of us..
Plus I have a funny feeling there may be a dragon flying about.. :) And for all that
jarble, that makes us what?? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! :)
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and without any relation to Ognjen
SDROTH
>both of us..
>Plus I have a funny feeling there may be a dragon flying about.. :)
(Kazul lands gracefully behind him) Right behind you, m'dear.
-Kazul
SDROTH
><draws his
>handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This IS
>personal...
><heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who stands
>before you,
>thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
>wife's brother's
>grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
>
>
(Kazul looks at him, eyes glowing a light red) Do I get to eat him, Adam?
Because I think that suit of plastic he's wearing would give me indigestion.
-Kazul
-Kazul
Adam Barnard
Why do we knock him out and then take the suit off.. Then you can eat him and
not have to worry about indigestion, my dear friend...
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
Graham Lockwood
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <3648DE99...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >SDROTH wrote:
> >
> >> >Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here
> >> ><draws his
> >> >handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This
> IS
> >> >personal...
> >> ><heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who
> stands
> >> >before you,
> >> >thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
> >> >wife's brother's
> >> >grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy
> breaths>...
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> (Kazul looks at him, eyes glowing a light red) Do I get to eat him,
> Adam?
> >> Because I think that suit of plastic he's wearing would give me
> indigestion.
> >
> >Why do we knock him out and then take the suit off.. Then you can eat him
> and
> >not have to worry about indigestion, my dear friend...
>
> It'd be like eating a crab.
Mmmmm... Crabs are good eatin'... :) I'm sure Kazul would like that, I doubt
she runs into many giant crabs.
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
ug...@my-dejanews.com
sdr...@aol.com (SDROTH) wrote:
> >Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here
> ><draws his
> >handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This IS
> >personal...
> ><heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who stands
> >before you,
> >thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
> >wife's brother's
> >grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
> >
> >
>
> (Kazul looks at him, eyes glowing a light red) Do I get to eat him, Adam?
> Because I think that suit of plastic he's wearing would give me indigestion.
>
>
> -Kazul
>
<my news server temporary out of control, but it is ME Ognjen>...Thou
fool..... No living Man (or Dragon) can hurt me...<heavy breathing>..I am
master of the Force (well at least the Dark Side of it)..and I will make
Dragon jerky out of you...BEWARE..Kneel before my mighty......euhhh...handy
dandy Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapon..
--
'It's only cheating if you get caught!'
-Al Bundy-
ug...@my-dejanews.com
<loads of snip>
>I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
wife's brother's
> > grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
>
both of us..
all that
> jarble, that makes us what?? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! :)
>
ug...@my-dejanews.com
sdr...@aol.com (SDROTH) wrote:
> >LOL!!!! Sorry, but I still got Paganini to back me up so you have to fight
> >both of us..
> >Plus I have a funny feeling there may be a dragon flying about.. :)
>
>
> -Kazul
>
<it's still me, and my server is still dead> HA! and HA-HA! Dragons, knights,
elven warriors, HA! And HA-HA! Foolish mortals! Ha, I pity you, foo'! I pity
the foo' that stands up against me! Ha, I got Force and you
don't..nah-nah-nah-nah <totally juvenile sounds and gestures continue>...And
who is this Queen of yours you protect??..HA! Let her stand up against me is
she dares! She dares only to send here mignons, and the least of here lesser
mignons as well, ha! And ha-ha...I got Force and you
don't..nah-nah-nah....<same drill as above + heavy breathing>.....
Niklas Wallenius
> Graham Lockwood wrote:
>
> > Adam Barnard wrote in message <3648DE99...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> > >SDROTH wrote:
> > >
> > >> >Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here
> > >> ><draws his
> > >> >handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This
> > IS
> > >> >personal...
> > >> ><heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who
> > stands
> > >> >before you,
> > >> >thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
> > >> >wife's brother's
> > >> >grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy
> > breaths>...
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> (Kazul looks at him, eyes glowing a light red) Do I get to eat him,
> > Adam?
> > >> Because I think that suit of plastic he's wearing would give me
> > indigestion.
> > >
> > >Why do we knock him out and then take the suit off.. Then you can eat him
> > and
> > >not have to worry about indigestion, my dear friend...
> >
> > It'd be like eating a crab.
>
> Mmmmm... Crabs are good eatin'... :) I'm sure Kazul would like that, I doubt
> she runs into many giant crabs.
>
> Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
Is it just me, or are we in fact a bit off topic? =)
Niklas Wallenius
Ognjen Mlinar
Niklas Wallenius wrote:
> <snip Me vs. the Merry Men of Rabbyt the "Queen">
>
> Is it just me, or are we in fact a bit off topic? =)
>
> Niklas Wallenius
It's you, yeah definitely you, yeah, must be you, yeah, it's, you, gotta continue
with this OT, yeah definitely have to go to K-mart, yeah, it's you, definitely you,
yeah, OT is good, yeah, good, definitely good OT, definitely 345 tooth picks, yeah
345, definitely, no don't wanna go to Vegas, not Vegas, no Vegas is bad, yeah bad,
don't wanna go to Vegas, no definitely not going, no, not Vegas..no, that's bad,
yeah, bad....
Nathan E. Banks
has previously posted at the same time Ognjen has.)
On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 10:02:18 GMT, ug...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>In article <19981110171659...@ng71.aol.com>,
> sdr...@aol.com (SDROTH) wrote:
>> >Ahhhh... Finally we meet again .....Obi Wan/Adam/fill your own name here
>> ><draws his
>> >handy dandy light- axe/ flail/ sword/ sabre/Jedi knife combo>.... This IS
>> >personal...
>> ><heavy breathing>... beacuse..<more breathing>...you have no idea who stands
>> >before you,
>> >thou ignorant mortal....I, I am your sister's, uncle's, cousin's, second
>> >wife's brother's
>> >grandson's roommate ....I SHALL NOT BE DENIED......<mo' heavy breaths>...
>> >
>> >
>>
>> (Kazul looks at him, eyes glowing a light red) Do I get to eat him, Adam?
>> Because I think that suit of plastic he's wearing would give me indigestion.
>>
>> -Kazul
>>
>> -Kazul
>>
>
>
><my news server temporary out of control, but it is ME Ognjen>...Thou
>fool..... No living Man (or Dragon) can hurt me...<heavy breathing>..I am
>master of the Force (well at least the Dark Side of it)..and I will make
>Dragon jerky out of you...BEWARE..Kneel before my mighty......euhhh...handy
>dandy Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapon..
>
>
>
>
>--
>'It's only cheating if you get caught!'
>
>-Al Bundy-
>
>-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólë.
//
)\ ____________________________
CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasë quettaron
"Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
-- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
Nathan E. Banks
<ching> <Paganini draws sword>
On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 10:23:16 GMT, ug...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
<snip>
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
//
)\ ____________________________
CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasė quettaron
Graham Lockwood
Nathan E. Banks wrote in message <3649b219...@nntp.madisontelco.com>...
>Waitaminute! Ugluk is Ognjen? How come you post under both IDs? (Ugluk
>has previously posted at the same time Ognjen has.)
||// // - ------===**O**===------- - || //
Adam Barnard
> Is it just me, or are we in fact a bit off topic? =)
I have no idea what you are talking about kind sir.. :)
<<whispers over his shoulder>> Quick Kazul eat this one before he tells the
others... :)
Adam Barnard
> <my news server temporary out of control, but it is ME Ognjen>...Thou
> fool..... No living Man (or Dragon) can hurt me...<heavy breathing>..I am
> master of the Force (well at least the Dark Side of it)..and I will make
> Dragon jerky out of you...BEWARE..Kneel before my mighty......euhhh...handy
> dandy Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapon..
Ahh, another Handy Dandy weapon... Well good sir, while their backpack Nukes are
the best in the world I'm afraid their Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapons just got
recalled for exploding for no apparent reason...
BOOM!!!!
D'oh!! Oh well, Guess we won't have to deal with Ognjen anymore... :)
Adam Barnard
> In article <19981110171517...@ng71.aol.com>,
> sdr...@aol.com (SDROTH) wrote:
> > >LOL!!!! Sorry, but I still got Paganini to back me up so you have to fight
> > >both of us..
> > >Plus I have a funny feeling there may be a dragon flying about.. :)
> >
> > (Kazul lands gracefully behind him) Right behind you, m'dear.
> >
> > -Kazul
> >
>
> <it's still me, and my server is still dead> HA! and HA-HA! Dragons, knights,
> elven warriors, HA! And HA-HA! Foolish mortals! Ha, I pity you, foo'! I pity
> the foo' that stands up against me! Ha, I got Force and you
> don't..nah-nah-nah-nah <totally juvenile sounds and gestures continue>...And
> who is this Queen of yours you protect??..HA! Let her stand up against me is
> she dares! She dares only to send here mignons, and the least of here lesser
> mignons as well, ha! And ha-ha...I got Force and you
> don't..nah-nah-nah....<same drill as above + heavy breathing>.....
Force-Schmorce....
<<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range into the
head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
Ognjen Mlinar
Graham Lockwood wrote:
> It's a conspiracy.
Yeah tell me about it!!! No really, I love conspiracies!!
> Nathan E. Banks wrote in message <3649b219...@nntp.madisontelco.com>...
> >Waitaminute! Ugluk is Ognjen? How come you post under both IDs? (Ugluk
> >has previously posted at the same time Ognjen has.)
I am a man of many talents. I am also fluent in 5 languages and have magical
powers!!!
Ognjen Mlinar
Nathan E. Banks wrote:
> When did Ugly show up?
I prefer the politically correct term: 'facialy challenged'!
> And since when can an orc use the Force?
Orcs don't use Force! It's just a clever disguise I use to deceive
ignorant morals like yourself. Ha! And ha-ha! Had you going there, and I
blew my brilliant cover, damn!!! Oh, well, another day another secret
identity....
> "Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
> -- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
Let her show herself and face me!! Ha! If she dares!!
Graham Lockwood
Got a little deux ex machina (or something like that) going there, don't ya?
Ognjen Mlinar
Graham Lockwood wrote:
> >
> >Ahh, another Handy Dandy weapon... Well good sir, while their backpack
> Nukes are
> >the best in the world I'm afraid their Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapons
> just got
> >recalled for exploding for no apparent reason...
> >
> >BOOM!!!!
> >
> >D'oh!! Oh well, Guess we won't have to deal with Ognjen anymore... :)
HA! I was referring to my combo weapon as Swiss Army Knife-type-like-weapon,
ands it's made in Zimbabwe so it's perfectly safe!!! I'm afraid no explosions
occurred!!
Ognjen Mlinar
Adam Barnard wrote:
> <some obligatroy snip> And ha-ha...I got Force and you
> > don't..nah-nah-nah....<same drill as above + heavy breathing>.....
>
> Force-Schmorce....
> <<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range into the
> head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
> Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
<draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back on>...HA-HA!
Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen to face me
or I will have to get nasty!!!
>
>
> Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
Leave your Queen and join me! Together we are unstoppable!!
Ognjen Mlinar
Ognjen Mlinar
Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
> Adam Barnard wrote:
>
> > <some obligatroy snip> And ha-ha...I got Force and you
> > > don't..nah-nah-nah....<same drill as above + heavy breathing>.....
> >
> > Force-Schmorce....
> > <<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range into the
> > head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
> > Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
>
> <draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back on>...HA-HA!
> Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen to face me
> or I will have to get nasty!!!
>
> >
> >
> > Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
>
> Leave your Queen and join me! Together we are unstoppable!!
And as for this posting coming in two times, I like a job well done!!
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote:
>
> > <some obligatroy snip> And ha-ha...I got Force and you
> > > don't..nah-nah-nah....<same drill as above + heavy breathing>.....
> >
> > Force-Schmorce....
> > <<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range into the
> > head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
> > Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
>
> <draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back on>...HA-HA!
> Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen to face me
> or I will have to get nasty!!!
<<Blows new head off with rail gun>> Sorry again, but you just can't threaten the
Queen and get away with it... If you want to face her you should first fight your way
through myself, Paganini and Kazul.
silr...@hotmail.com
aug...@casema.net wrote:
> <draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back on>...HA-HA!
> Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen to face me
> or I will have to get nasty!!!
>
> >
> >
> > Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
>
> Leave your Queen and join me! Together we are unstoppable!!
Force you beat can with the Flame Imperishable, that wieldeth the queen and
all the ISTARI. Though thy irreverence is most amusing thou hadst better
repent, or struck down thou shalt be by the Most Tacky Chartreuse Melanine
Lightsaber which I keep in my pocket to ward off Keebler heretics.
Ummm..yeah.
Silramien
*whisked away by a whirring white whish of wings*
Hajaj
> Force-Schmorce....
> <<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range into the
> head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
> Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
><draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back on>...HA-HA!
>Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen to face me
>or I will have to get nasty!!!
Getting quite bloody isn't it. It's amazing what women will make men
do.
Hajaj
Do What Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law
hha...@hotmail.com
Ognjen Mlinar
Mark Burlison wrote:
> Adam Barnard wrote:
> > Now, now... Even if she did you won't be doing anything about it... At least not if
> > I have anything to say about it... <<Draws his sword/lightsaber and activates it>>
> > Now this is nothing personal, just doing my job friend, so please move along...
>
> Hey, stay away from him! (Draws a wet mackral, a dead parrot and a red
> and white dress out and activates them).
Ha! Whatya say now??!!! The Incredible Mark has arrived to fight with me!! Ha-Ha! You guys
are doomed, when he uses his magical Dress o' Destruction..HA! I pity you!! I pity the foo'
that faces the wrath of the mighty Dress o' Destruction!! Ha-ha! I pity the foo'!!! And
that parrot is nasty, I tell ya nasty...
Ognjen Mlinar
Mark Burlison wrote:
> <snip>
> > > NB - My sarcasm detector is broken, Rabbyt did it.
> >
> > Does it hurt much??! Because if it does, I'll show her, hitting defenseless
> > little newsgroup-type-like- persons!!!
>
> Yes, it does hurt :)
Already working on the case!!! Don not fear, I shall prevail! The Queen will have to
face ME!!! And then when she does, well, euhhh... Well, I'll see what I'll do then,
because she IS a girl after all and my mama always said be nice to girls....and she
always said: life is like a box o' chocolates, you never know what you'll gonna get'
but that's a different thing....
>
>
> > > | Award winning site!
> > > http://come.to/world2world | Yes, Really.
> >
> > World 2 World?? Man, I'm involved with a site with the exact same name, can't you
> > think of something else than steeling other people's ideas??.. oh, wait, this IS
> > the site I'm involved in.. sorry...my BAD!
>
> But it does appear to be working a bit still :)
>
What you said...(?)
Ognjen Mlinar
Hajaj wrote:
>
>
> Getting quite bloody isn't it. It's amazing what women will make men
> do.
Hey, what can we do!?? I mean like, it's a drag but someone has to do it!!!
Ognjen Mlinar
> > > Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
> >
> > Leave your Queen and join me! Together we are unstoppable!!
>
> Force you beat can with the Flame Imperishable, that wieldeth the queen and
> all the ISTARI. Though thy irreverence is most amusing thou hadst better
> repent, or struck down thou shalt be by the Most Tacky Chartreuse Melanine
> Lightsaber which I keep in my pocket to ward off Keebler heretics.
Force you beat cannot, because force in everything you see is.. Even in Flame
Imperishable Force there is...ummmmm...Force in you, force in me there
is...ummmmmmm....Force make can your Flame go non active (not very Yodish but
hey)..ummmmm..So better you give up..before Force hurts you and that Flame of
yours.....to use the Force train and work hard you must...ehummmmm...yeas, work hard you
must..if you wish teach you I can..(but there is this little matter of leaving your Queen
and come working for me)...What thy answer be noble Sir???
To put it in another way: Join me or I will destroy your Queen, you and will brake the
fuel pipeline to your Flame. And we all know that Flames need fuel (in this case the
Force), and I happen to control the source of that fuel...!!
Ognjen Mlinar
Adam Barnard wrote:
> <Snip again, and apology for SPAM, pressed wrong button>
>
> <<Blows new head off with rail gun>> Sorry again, but you just can't threaten the
> Queen and get away with it... If you want to face her you should first fight your way
> through myself, Paganini and Kazul.
<yet another head grows on, for a change>...Do you have any idea how much that
stings???DAMN!! Ok, she don't want to face me, huh?? Fine with me! So, she is a chicken
<chicken
sounds>...chicken....hmmmmm...Queen o' Chickens...has a nice ring to it doesn't
it??...What does that make you?? The Three Chicken Pocks?? *LOL*...Ok, fight my way
through you...fine...<draws his new improved combo weapon made out of iridium and titanium
and with a build-in tv + satellite dish and a swimming pool cellular phone combo and
summons a big ugly, foul smelling, big fanged, fire
breathing...ummm....Kooozopalupatos..yeah....Kooozopalupatos....with his Force magical
powers>...now move quietly along or summon your Queen or this Kooozopalupatos will come
and get YOUUUUU....<charges together with his Kooozopalupatos and Mark, who has finally
arrived, through The Three Chicken Pocks conveniently passing trough them as they were
made out of thin air>..So there I passed trough you can I NOW see your Queen..???
Graham Lockwood
>
>
>Mark Burlison wrote:
>
>> Adam Barnard wrote:
>> > Now, now... Even if she did you won't be doing anything about it...
At least not if
>> > I have anything to say about it... <<Draws his sword/lightsaber and
activates it>>
>> > Now this is nothing personal, just doing my job friend, so please move
along...
>>
>> Hey, stay away from him! (Draws a wet mackral, a dead parrot and a red
>> and white dress out and activates them).
>
>Ha! Whatya say now??!!! The Incredible Mark has arrived to fight with me!!
Ha-Ha! You guys
>are doomed, when he uses his magical Dress o' Destruction..HA! I pity you!!
I pity the foo'
>that faces the wrath of the mighty Dress o' Destruction!! Ha-ha! I pity the
foo'!!! And
>that parrot is nasty, I tell ya nasty...
That dress was pretty nasty too, IIRC. You could ask the FBI about it.
Adam Barnard
Hmm.. First off the Flame Imperishable is older than the Force (wasn't The Sil published
before Star Wars was released?) and next I would never leave the Queen to learn a useless
trade from you. You am a wielder of the Enternal Flame and I advise you back away, not only
are you outnumbered, we have more weapons and better ones at that.. :)
As for cutting off the fuel line to the Eternal Flame, some how I don't think you would stand
much of a chance of beating Eru, now would you??? :)
Go now and we shall forget any wrongs you may have done us, but stay and you shall face our
might.. Even if you did get to the Queen I would still activate my Nuke the moment she felt
pain, but you underestimate her any way. I have a feeling she could defend herself if need
be. But that is something that will not occur...
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
Arkady Bogdanov
>Re: The PERFECT actress to play Galadriel
>
>> Force-Schmorce....
>> <<Pulls out a his newly bought rail gun and fires it point blank range
into the
>> head of Ognjen cleanly removing Ognjen's head>>
>> Nothing personal to ya, but I had to take care of the Queen... :)
>
>><draws his handy dandy spare head form his pocket and screws it back
on>...HA-HA!
>>Told you! Force you beat cannot...uuuhmmmm...now, tell your little Queen
to face me
>>or I will have to get nasty!!!
>
>do.
>
>
Its 'cause most of them want to get into her pants! :-) :-)
its true i tellya mutter-mutter
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wrote:
<snip>
>> "Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
>> -- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
>
>Let her show herself and face me!! Ha! If she dares!!
Hah! But one gaze, and you would be but putty in her paws!
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
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"Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
Nathan E. Banks
>Re: The PERFECT actress to play Galadriel
<snip>
>Getting quite bloody isn't it. It's amazing what women will make men
>do.
*LOL*
Really, I am!
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of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
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Also known as Paganini.
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Ognjen Mlinar
Adam Barnard wrote:
> Ognjen Mlinar wrote:
>
> <this is getting silly, snip>
>
> Hmm.. First off the Flame Imperishable is older than the Force (wasn't The Sil published
> before Star Wars was released?)
You are mixing up the facts my noble Sir! The Force is much older, only no one spoke of it before
Star Wars. What you say is only a matter of registration in the books, The Flame was spoken of
earlier, but if there was no Force there would be no Flame. Force holds the whole universe
together (kindda!) and so the Flame too.
> and next I would never leave the Queen to learn a useless
> trade from you. You am a wielder of the Enternal Flame and I advise you back away, not only
> are you outnumbered, we have more weapons and better ones at that.. :)
The Flame I can destroy, and I shall not back away, I have come seeking retribution, and
RETRIBUTION I SHALL HAVE!!!
> As for cutting off the fuel line to the Eternal Flame, some how I don't think you would stand
> much of a chance of beating Eru, now would you??? :)
Says who Eru is in my way?? For all you know Eru and I were college pals??
> Go now and we shall forget any wrongs you may have done us, but stay and you shall face our
> might..
Your might? Go ahead, make my day, BUT I SHALL NOT BACK OFF UNTIL YOUR QUEEN HAS GIVEN ME
RETRIBUTION FOR HER DEEDS!!
> Even if you did get to the Queen I would still activate my Nuke the moment she felt
> pain, but you underestimate her any way. I have a feeling she could defend herself if need
> be. But that is something that will not occur...
Let her prove that herself, for thy words I believe not! Of course unless she's a chicken
<chicken sounds>....
Ognjen Mlinar
Nathan E. Banks wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 18:42:17 +0100, Ognjen Mlinar <aug...@spam.it.com>
> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >> "Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
> >> -- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
> >
> >Let her show herself and face me!! Ha! If she dares!!
>
> Hah! But one gaze, and you would be but putty in her paws!
>
HA! Prove it! Those are only words, and well, words can only make me go
into a corner and cry by myself for hours (see sig) , but deeds, ay, deeds
are different! So if she would be so kind to prove that statement of yours
I would be much obliged!