proof of the existence of Hobbits

Wiggum

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Jul 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/31/97

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This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
"Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
and we are making products for them.

Wiggum
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"What we have here is your average two-dimensional square..."
---"Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead."

Jerry Sunkin

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Well let me tell you a story....

I used to work at a company called Sawtek, we made really small devices
that were called CHIPS or WAFERS (like snacks maybe?). But they were
really small, really really small. They were made out of silicone. Who
would eat that! Maybe a dwarf? But dwarves are not that small. I am
thinking that it proves the existence of tiny dwarf faeries, they are out
there and we were making snacks for them. Hhhhmmmmm.....

--
Jerry Sunkin, Team Stupid

"Whatever and ever, amen."

Ben Folds Five

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Palestarr

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Aug 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/1/97

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In article <33E160...@mc.net>, Wiggum <oz...@mc.net> writes:

>This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
>the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
>"Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
>I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
>and we are making products for them.

That is THE funniest thing I have ever heard!

frod...@interaccess.com

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Aug 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/3/97

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In <33E160...@mc.net>, on 07/31/97

at 11:05 PM, Wiggum <oz...@mc.net> said:

>This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory
>in the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
>"Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for
>hobbits. I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere
>in the U.S. and we are making products for them.

I love it.

GK
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Jim L.

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Aug 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/3/97

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Wiggum wrote:
>
> This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
> the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
> "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
> I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
> and we are making products for them.

This doesn't sound a little bizarre, it sounds a lot bizarre!!!! -Jim-

Jonathan Hall

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Aug 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/3/97

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In article <33E4E1...@earthlink.net>, "Jim L." <li...@earthlink.net>
wrote:
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> This doesn't sound a little bizarre, it sounds a lot bizarre!!!! -Jim-

Yup but what fun:)
Jon.

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Mark A. Stone

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Aug 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/4/97

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Wiggum (oz...@mc.net) wrote:
> This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
> the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
> "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
> I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
> and we are making products for them.

I just saw a couple in the forests around Battle Mountain, Colorado
(close to Vail) -- they were debating the existence of humans!

Mark S.
bh...@rgfn.epcc.edu
mark....@mailexcite.com

Curufin

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Aug 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/5/97

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Can you send me some?

Jim L. <li...@earthlink.net> wrote in article
<33E4E1...@earthlink.net>...

> Wiggum wrote:
> >
> > This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
> > the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
> > "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
> > I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
> > and we are making products for them.
>
>

John Diedrichs (Taiwan John)

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Aug 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/5/97

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On Sun, 03 Aug 1997 14:53:04 -0500, "Jim L." <li...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>Wiggum wrote:
>>
>> This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
>> the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
>> "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
>> I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
>> and we are making products for them.

>This doesn't sound a little bizarre, it sounds a lot bizarre!!!! -Jim-

No kidding! ...and I'm still just trying to figure out what the heck
a "breast pump" is! ;-)

Sounds like something you'd see advertised in the last few pages of
Penthouse magazine...

Just curious...

-- Taiwan John

Jonathan Hall

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Aug 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/7/97

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In article <5s613h$e...@news.seed.net.tw>,
cut_this_...@asiaonline.net.tw (John Diedrichs (Taiwan
Jo<5s613h$e...@news.seed.net.tw> wrote:
<snip>

> No kidding! ...and I'm still just trying to figure out what the heck
> a "breast pump" is! ;-)

HoHum-
It,s a device used by a nursing mother to extract milk to feed the baby at a
convenient time.

Marius

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Aug 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/7/97

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lipp # earthlink.net schrieb am 03.08.97
zum Thema "Re: proof of the existence of Hobbits":

> > This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory in
> > the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
> > "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for hobbits.
> > I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the U.S.
> > and we are making products for them.
>
>
> This doesn't sound a little bizarre, it sounds a lot bizarre!!!! -Jim-

Hobbits live in AREA 51 :-)))

Gruss
Marius (HTTP://www.liteline.de/~mfaust/tolkien.htm)

Wiggum

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Aug 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/13/97

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Jerry Sunkin wrote:
>
> Well let me tell you a story....
>
> I used to work at a company called Sawtek, we made really small
> devices that were called CHIPS or WAFERS (like snacks maybe?). But
> they were really small, really really small. They were made out of
> silicone. Who would eat that! Maybe a dwarf? But dwarves are not
> that small. I am thinking that it proves the existence of tiny dwarf
> faeries, they are out there and we were making snacks for them.
> Hhhhmmmmm.....
>
> --
> Jerry Sunkin, Team Stupid
>
> "Whatever and ever, amen."
>
> Ben Folds Five
>
> Wiggum <oz...@mc.net> wrote in article <33E160...@mc.net>...

> > This may sound a little bizarre, but I work in a breast pump factory
> in
> > the Chicago suburbs and one of the kits that we produce is called
> > "Hobbit Breast Shells" which apparently are breast shells for
> hobbits.
> > I am convinced, therefore that hobbits are alive somewhere in the
> U.S.
> > and we are making products for them.
> >

> > Wiggum
> > --
> > "What we have here is your average two-dimensional square..."
> > ---"Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead."
> >

Do we have TALES to tell????