Elves!
O'Neill Quigley
Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
<71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> Hello.All!
>
> ELVES MUST DIE!
>
> ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
>
> Durk Hunter!
>
>
>
SDROTH
>
>ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
>
>
(Kazul looks carefully at Durk Hunter, eyes glowing, then, in a flash, her head
goes out and she swallows him/her/it. She then makes a face, and spits
him/her/it out.) Eww. Slimy.
-Kazul
Nathan E. Banks
Troll's must die!, Troll's must die!, Troll's must die!
On Thu, 5 Nov 1998 00:32:57 +0300, "Ilya Ulyanov"
<ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote:
>Hello.All!
>
>ELVES MUST DIE!
>
>ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
>
>Durk Hunter!
So what makes you durk? (Is it the bluck clouk you weur?)
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
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"Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
-- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
Ilya Ulyanov
Finrod
one fell sweep:
>
> [snip trolling and reply]
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Hey, you're using my sword!
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Sirkku Piispanen
<ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote:
>ELVES MUST DIE!
Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
*YEAAARRGH!*
Sirkku Pispanen
Sirkku.P...@sci.fi
Homo homini lupus
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
"O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
>
> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> >
> > ELVES MUST DIE!
> >
> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
--
*Rabbyt the Elf-Queen
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Graham Lockwood
<71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
> "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
>> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
>>
>> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
>> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
>> > Hello.All!
>> >
>> > ELVES MUST DIE!
>> >
>> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
>
>Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
sin-free when justified in this manner.
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softrat
Piispanen) wrote:
>
>Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
>while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
>
> Sirkku Pispanen
I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
[smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
the D. O. softrat
(Hur, hur, hur)
Obligatory Tolkien contenct: "(I) have a very simple sense of humor
(which even my most appreciative critics find tiresome)." -- J. R. R.
Tolkien
Nathan E. Banks
<gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
>rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
><71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
>> "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
>>> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
>>>
>>> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
>>> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
>>> > Hello.All!
>>> >
>>> > ELVES MUST DIE!
>>> >
>>> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
>>
>>Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
>
>
>They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
>homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
>sin-free when justified in this manner.
Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
<Paganini draws sword and swings it a few times> <ching!> <swish>
<zing>
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólë.
//
)\ ____________________________
CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasë quettaron
Nathan E. Banks
>Hey, you're using my sword!
Yup. It's pretty cool too! I had to remake the old one when I switched
from Outlook to Free Agent, and _O'Neill_ shattered AOLdring! I had to
have it reforged, and I *DID* give the credit to you when it
happened!! :-)
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
//
)\ ____________________________
CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasė quettaron
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
"Graham Lockwood" <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> <71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
> > "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
> >>
> >> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
> >> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> >> > Hello.All!
> >> >
> >> > ELVES MUST DIE!
> >> >
> >> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
> >
> >Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
>
> They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
> homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> sin-free when justified in this manner.
*Rabbyt looks anxiously at Paganini and Sir Adam* Uh, sirs....
Adam Barnard
> On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
> Piispanen) wrote:
>
> >
> >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> >
> > Sirkku Pispanen
>
> I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
> fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
<Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
with me...
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos
Adam Barnard
> In article <71t81t$gac$1...@news.fsu.edu>,
> "Graham Lockwood" <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> > <71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> > >In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
> > > "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> > >> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
> > >>
> > >> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
> > >> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> > >> > Hello.All!
> > >> >
> > >> > ELVES MUST DIE!
> > >> >
> > >> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
> > >
> > >Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
> >
> > They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
> > homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> > sin-free when justified in this manner.
>
> *Rabbyt looks anxiously at Paganini and Sir Adam* Uh, sirs....
Worry not M'Lady....
<<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress Kazul's
assistance is always welcome... :)
Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
Stephen Axcell
> On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
> Piispanen) wrote:
>
> >
> >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> >
> > Sirkku Pispanen
>
> I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
> fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
It's
<flanders><swann>
Have some madeira, m'dear,
It's really an excellent year,
<\flanders><\swann>
Quote correctly! Hmph!
softrat
It aint a quote! See! No quotation marks! It's a parrot-phrase!
the softrat
---
"But I don't _need_ a life, I've got an internet connection and AFT!"
Graham Lockwood
>On Fri, 6 Nov 1998 11:24:42 +0000, Stephen Axcell
><newc...@sable.ox.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 6 Nov 1998, softrat wrote:
>>
>>> Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
>>> fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
>>> [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
>>It's
>><flanders><swann>
>>Have some madeira, m'dear,
>>It's really an excellent year,
>><\flanders><\swann>
>>
>>Quote correctly! Hmph!
>
>It aint a quote! See! No quotation marks! It's a parrot-phrase!
But even parrots get it right.
SDROTH
><<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
>Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress Kazul's
>assistance is always welcome... :)
(bows to him) And it will be cheerfully given. But, don't ask me to eat
him/her/it, seeing as when I tried the first time, he/she/it was *very* slimy.
-Kazul
Adam Barnard
Oh nothing of that sort.. If you could provide back up that would be enough..
You know the occasional breath of fire maybe even a whip with the tail... Much
appreciated...
SDROTH
>enough..
>You know the occasional breath of fire maybe even a whip with the tail...
>Much
>appreciated...
As long as he/she/it is not wearing any metal. That *stings* when you hit it
with you tail!
-Kazul
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > Piispanen) wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> > >
> > > Sirkku Pispanen
> >
> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be taken advantage of?
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> softrat wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
> > Piispanen) wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> > >
> > > Sirkku Pispanen
> >
> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
>
> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> with me...
Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > In article <71t81t$gac$1...@news.fsu.edu>,
> > "Graham Lockwood" <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
> > > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> > > <71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> > > >In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
> > > > "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> > > >> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
> > > >>
> > > >> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
> > > >> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> > > >> > Hello.All!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > ELVES MUST DIE!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
> > > >
> > > >Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
> > >
> > > They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
> > > homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> > > sin-free when justified in this manner.
> >
> > *Rabbyt looks anxiously at Paganini and Sir Adam* Uh, sirs....
>
> <<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
> Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress Kazul's
> assistance is always welcome... :)
Many thanks, and a refreshing relief!
> Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
> On Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:17:47 -0500, "Graham Lockwood"
> <gsl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> wrote:
>
> >rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> ><71t6i1$fq7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >>In article <01be08a3$804bdf20$a5947dc2@default>,
> >> "O'Neill Quigley" <o...@indigo.ie> wrote:
> >>> Dork Hunter? Look in a mirror.....
> >>>
> >>> Ilya Ulyanov <ulyan...@mtu-net.ru> wrote in article
> >>> <71qh3r$rm4$1...@ns.mtu.ru>...
> >>> > Hello.All!
> >>> >
> >>> > ELVES MUST DIE!
> >>> >
> >>> > ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST,ELVES MUST DIE !
> >>
> >>Is there any particular reason why elves must die?
> >
> >
> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
>
> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
softrat
>In article <Pine.OSF.3.95.981106...@sable.ox.ac.uk>,
> Stephen Axcell <newc...@sable.ox.ac.uk> wrote:
>> On Fri, 6 Nov 1998, softrat wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
>> > Piispanen) wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
>> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
>> > >
>> > > Sirkku Pispanen
>> >
>> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
>> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
>> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
>> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
>
>Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be taken advantage of?
_Advantage_ of ?!? What _advantage_? Let us call it "Experience"!
the softrat
mailto:sof...@pobox.com
---
"The beatings will cease when morale improves!"
Adam Barnard
> In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
> > Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
> > but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > with me...
>
> Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
Too much honor your Majesty.. I'm just doing my job and upholding Chivalry....
Adam Barnard
Adam Barnard
> In article <364295F7...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
> > Worry not M'Lady....
> > <<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
> > Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress Kazul's
> > assistance is always welcome... :)
>
> Many thanks, and a refreshing relief!
>
Just doing my job Your Majesty...
>
> > Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
>
> Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
Not quite, Your Majesty... I believe a male elf would be described as "powerful
and enduring"... :)
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and most definitely powerful and enduring... :)
Arkady Bogdanov
<725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>> softrat wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
>> > Piispanen) wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
>> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
>> > >
>> > > Sirkku Pispanen
>> >
>> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
>> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
>> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
>> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
>>
>> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
friend,
>> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
>> with me...
>
>Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
>
Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
:-(
--
Arkady Bogdanov
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Arkady Bogdanov
>rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>> In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
>> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>>
>> > Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her
Majesty??
>> > <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
friend,
>> > but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
>> > with me...
>>
>> Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
>
Chivalry....
>
>
+trying to get into her pants :-)
Arkady Bogdanov
>>
>
>Just doing my job Your Majesty...
>
>>
>> > Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
>>
>> Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
>
>Not quite, Your Majesty... I believe a male elf would be described as
"powerful
>and enduring"... :)
>
>Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and most definitely powerful and enduring...
:)
>
Enduring eh. I did say, but you just won't listen ;-)
Arkady Bogdanov
>> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
>> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
>>
>> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
>> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
>
>*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
>
Arkady rams fingers down throat.
Adam Barnard
Like I said, under normal circumstances that would probably be true, but in this
case it just isn't, because I'm kinda involved right now.
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and the ONLY one NOT trying to get into Her
Majesty's pants, apparently... :)
Adam Barnard
> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >>
> >> Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
> friend,
> >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> >> with me...
> >
> >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> >
>
> Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
I resent that statement!! While under normal circumstances I would be doing
EXACTLY that.. :) I'm sorta involved right now, so I'm really just trying to be
a nice guy and uphold chivalry. Maybe getting intosomeone's pants is the only
thing that motivates you but I like to think that I rose above that when I got
out of high school.
Joe Bader
Girls Don't" running through my head all afternoon.
And really, one oughtn't refer to her majesty in this fashion.
Coquette? yes, and a mighty fine one at that. But floozy?
Arkady Bogdanov
Point taken. Just dont suck so much! and less of the 'chivalry' thing
mayaps.
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
> >> >
> >>
> >> Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your
> pants.
> >
> >I resent that statement!! While under normal circumstances I would be
> doing
> >EXACTLY that.. :) I'm sorta involved right now, so I'm really just trying
> to be
> >a nice guy and uphold chivalry. Maybe getting intosomeone's pants is the
> only
> >thing that motivates you but I like to think that I rose above that when I
> got
> >out of high school.
> >
> >Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos
> >
>
> Point taken. Just dont suck so much! and less of the 'chivalry' thing
> mayaps.
I don't know what you mean by sucking.. I'm afraid I'm not that kind of guy..
And I cannot put the Chivalry thing down, I'm afraid it is as much a part of me
as my arms and legs..
Nathan E. Banks
<snip>
>> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
>> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
>
>*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
What a lot of wonderful adjectives your English major has taught you!
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
//
)\ ____________________________
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\\ i ohta barasė quettaron
"Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
-- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
Nathan E. Banks
Oh boy. I leave the NG for the weekend and everything goes to pieces.
OK, YRM Rabbyt, I'm back, and heads will roll! Adam, start lining up
Arkady, Joe, the Softrat, etc.
<zshooeeep> <zshooeeep> <zshooeeep>
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólë.
//
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CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasë quettaron
Sirkku Piispanen
Well then
"I'm you're humbliest servant. Let me lend my sword to your highness."
Sirkku Pispanen
Sirkku.P...@sci.fi
Homo homini lupus
Adam Barnard
> >Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos
>
> Well then
> "I'm you're humbliest servant. Let me lend my sword to your highness."
Wow.. Thanks, but the only thing I ask of you kind sir is that you aid me
in defending Her Royal Majesty to the death.... A small price I would
think... :)
Graham Lockwood
>Wow.. Thanks, but the only thing I ask of you kind sir is that you aid me
>in defending Her Royal Majesty to the death.... A small price I would
>think... :)
You call yourself her defender and now you're leading Her Royal Majesty to
her death! I must alert the guards.
Grimgard
>
>What a lot of wonderful adjectives your English major has taught you!
I hate to break it to you, but those are adverbs.
Grimgard
I took a speed reading course and was able to read 'War and Peace' in twenty
minutes. It's about Russia.
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
sof...@pobox.com wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 1998 02:31:47 GMT, rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> >In article <Pine.OSF.3.95.981106...@sable.ox.ac.uk>,
> > Stephen Axcell <newc...@sable.ox.ac.uk> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
> >> > Piispanen) wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> >> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> >> > >
> >> > > Sirkku Pispanen
> >> >
> >> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> >> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
> >> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> >> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
> >
>
> _Advantage_ of ?!? What _advantage_? Let us call it "Experience"!
Softrat, have you been reading Blake?
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > Worry not M'Lady....
> > > <<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
> > > Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress
Kazul's
> > > assistance is always welcome... :)
> >
> >
>
> Just doing my job Your Majesty...
and you're doing a very good job. :)
> > > Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
> >
> > Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
>
> Not quite, Your Majesty... I believe a male elf would be described as
"powerful
> and enduring"... :)
hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > > <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
> > > but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > > with me...
> >
> > Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
>
Nay, I have not given thee enough honour! Many praises I offer unto thee,
and gifts to give!
*HRM curtsies to her knight*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
"Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
> >> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits like
> >> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> >> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
> >>
> >> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
> >
> >
>
*Rabbyt looks at Arkady inquiringly*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
"Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >>
> >> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
> >> > Piispanen) wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
> >> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
> >> > >
> >> > > Sirkku Pispanen
> >> >
> >> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
> >> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's a
> >> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
> >> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
> >>
> >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
> friend,
> >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> >> with me...
> >
> >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> >
>
*rabbyt gasps*
now you've gone and destroyed my idealism, Arkady. Will naught but my
beliefs, self, and virtue stay intact? *Rabbyt bursts into tears*
> Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
> revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
> :-(
*Rabbyt continues to cry*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
>
> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> > <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
> > friend,
> > >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > >> with me...
> > >
> > >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> > >
> >
> > Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
>
> EXACTLY that.. :) I'm sorta involved right now, so I'm really just trying to
be
> a nice guy and uphold chivalry. Maybe getting intosomeone's pants is the only
> thing that motivates you but I like to think that I rose above that when I got
> out of high school.
*sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't* trying
to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are trying.
Well, what have you to say for yourself?
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 1998 06:48:56 GMT, sof...@pobox.com (softrat) wrote:
>
> Oh boy. I leave the NG for the weekend and everything goes to pieces.
> OK, YRM Rabbyt, I'm back, and heads will roll! Adam, start lining up
> Arkady, Joe, the Softrat, etc.
It's nice to have you back, my beloved knight. I have missed thee.
Nathan E. Banks
>>>*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
>>
>>What a lot of wonderful adjectives your English major has taught you!
>
>I hate to break it to you, but those are adverbs.
>
>Grimgard
>I took a speed reading course and was able to read 'War and Peace' in twenty
>minutes. It's about Russia.
In light of your sig, am I supposed to trust your above statement?
Nathan E. Banks
>In article <3647a6db...@nntp.madisontelco.com>,
> paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
>> On Mon, 09 Nov 1998 06:48:56 GMT, sof...@pobox.com (softrat) wrote:
>>
>> Oh boy. I leave the NG for the weekend and everything goes to pieces.
>> OK, YRM Rabbyt, I'm back, and heads will roll! Adam, start lining up
>> Arkady, Joe, the Softrat, etc.
>
>It's nice to have you back, my beloved knight. I have missed thee.
And I thee.
<paganini bows>
>--
>
>*Rabbyt the Elf-Queen
>
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>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
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Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <36487AEA...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >Wow.. Thanks, but the only thing I ask of you kind sir is that you aid me
> >in defending Her Royal Majesty to the death.... A small price I would
> >think... :)
>
> You call yourself her defender and now you're leading Her Royal Majesty to
> her death! I must alert the guards.
what have you been smoking, Mr. Locoweed?? I meant to HIS death not hers...
Where did you get her death from anyways??
Adam Barnard
> In article <364695BB...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > > In article <364295F7...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Worry not M'Lady....
> > > > <<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
> > > > Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress
> Kazul's
> > > > assistance is always welcome... :)
> > >
> > > Many thanks, and a refreshing relief!
> > >
> >
> > Just doing my job Your Majesty...
>
> and you're doing a very good job. :)
Your praise is to me like water to a man dying of thirst You Majesty.. Much
appreciated...
>
> > > > Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
> > >
> > > Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
> >
> > Not quite, Your Majesty... I believe a male elf would be described as
> "powerful
> > and enduring"... :)
>
> hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
Adam Barnard
> In article <36469480...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > > In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > > > <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
> > > > but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > > > with me...
> > >
> > > Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> >
> > Too much honor your Majesty.. I'm just doing my job and upholding Chivalry....
>
> Nay, I have not given thee enough honour! Many praises I offer unto thee,
> and gifts to give!
>
> *HRM curtsies to her knight*
Gifts?!?! <<Eyebrows rise>> Please, Your Majesty, tell me more...:)
And not to correct Her Majesty, but I would remind Her that Her humble servant is a
Lord in Mannish lands at the least, rather than just a knight. Hence the title
below, which was bestowed to me by a human Queen whom I served previously.
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and humble servant to HRM
Adam Barnard
> In article <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
> >
> > > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> > > <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> > > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > > >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
> > > friend,
> > > >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > > >> with me...
> > > >
> > > >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> > > >
> > >
> > > Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
> >
> > I resent that statement!! While under normal circumstances I would be doing
> > EXACTLY that.. :) I'm sorta involved right now, so I'm really just trying to
> be
> > a nice guy and uphold chivalry. Maybe getting intosomeone's pants is the only
> > thing that motivates you but I like to think that I rose above that when I got
> > out of high school.
>
> *sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't* trying
> to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are trying.
> Well, what have you to say for yourself?
Your faith in me is very pleasing Your Majesty. I must agree with you though, it
seems to me the only reason Arkady would think I was trying to "get in your pants"
would be because he himself was attempting to do so...
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
Adam Barnard
> In article <7278u2$b52$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
> "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>
> > Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
>
> *rabbyt gasps*
> now you've gone and destroyed my idealism, Arkady. Will naught but my
> beliefs, self, and virtue stay intact? *Rabbyt bursts into tears*
>
> > Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
> > revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
> > :-(
>
> *Rabbyt continues to cry*
Grrr.... Thou hast made HRM cry... Wouldst thou die with haste or in agonizing
pain?? Choose thou the second, I beseech thee to do so... :)
<activates sword/lightsaber>
I mind not thy insults to my person, but when you upset HRM, that is one step too
far, my friend...
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
Graham Lockwood
Adam Barnard wrote in message <3648D6F2...@mail.utexas.edu>...
>Graham Lockwood wrote:
>
>> Adam Barnard wrote in message <36487AEA...@mail.utexas.edu>...
>> >Wow.. Thanks, but the only thing I ask of you kind sir is that you aid
me
>> >in defending Her Royal Majesty to the death.... A small price I would
>> >think... :)
>>
>> You call yourself her defender and now you're leading Her Royal Majesty
to
>> her death! I must alert the guards.
>
>what have you been smoking, Mr. Locoweed??
Do you really have to ask, Mr. Barnyard?
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <3648D6F2...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >Graham Lockwood wrote:
> >
> >> Adam Barnard wrote in message <36487AEA...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >> >Wow.. Thanks, but the only thing I ask of you kind sir is that you aid
> me
> >> >in defending Her Royal Majesty to the death.... A small price I would
> >> >think... :)
> >>
> >> You call yourself her defender and now you're leading Her Royal Majesty
> to
> >> her death! I must alert the guards.
> >
> >what have you been smoking, Mr. Locoweed??
>
> Do you really have to ask, Mr. Barnyard?
Well, I have my thoughts (I think you've been smokin' that Loco-Weed.. :) )
but I figured I would ask first.
I have to give you credit bringing the Barnyard thing in was a good move.. I
would never have thought of it... :)
Nathan E. Banks
<ching> <swish> <AAAAAAACK> <thud> <Arkady's head rolls onto the
floor in a spurt of yellowish blood>
>> Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your pants.
>*rabbyt gasps*
>now you've gone and destroyed my idealism, Arkady. Will naught but my
>beliefs, self, and virtue stay intact? *Rabbyt bursts into tears*
There, there, my queen!
<Paganini puts arms about Rabbyt and comforts her>
>> Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
>> revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
>*Rabbyt continues to cry*
You must stop this at once. Cheer up. The evil one has been dealt
with. Fear not for your idealism. Do I not still stand stoicly behind
your throne?
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
//
)\ ____________________________
CXXXXXX{*}____________________________>
)/
\\ i ohta barasė quettaron
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 21:49:54 GMT, rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> >In article <3647a6db...@nntp.madisontelco.com>,
> > paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
> >> On Mon, 09 Nov 1998 06:48:56 GMT, sof...@pobox.com (softrat) wrote:
> >>
> >> Oh boy. I leave the NG for the weekend and everything goes to pieces.
> >> OK, YRM Rabbyt, I'm back, and heads will roll! Adam, start lining up
> >> Arkady, Joe, the Softrat, etc.
> >
> >It's nice to have you back, my beloved knight. I have missed thee.
>
> And I thee.
> <paganini bows>
*Rabbyt, as always, in her most becoming fashion, blushes at such affection*
Nathan E. Banks
going to mutilate his dead body?
On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 18:40:34 -0600, Adam Barnard
<bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>Grrr.... Thou hast made HRM cry... Wouldst thou die with haste or in agonizing
>pain?? Choose thou the second, I beseech thee to do so... :)
>
><activates sword/lightsaber>
>I mind not thy insults to my person, but when you upset HRM, that is one step too
>far, my friend...
Graham Lockwood
dead."
Adam! What have you become?!?! NOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!
Nathan E. Banks wrote in message <3649b328...@nntp.madisontelco.com>...
>What are you doing, Adam? I already chopped his head off. Are you
>going to mutilate his dead body?
>
>On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 18:40:34 -0600, Adam Barnard
><bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
>>Grrr.... Thou hast made HRM cry... Wouldst thou die with haste or in
agonizing
>>pain?? Choose thou the second, I beseech thee to do so... :)
>>
>><activates sword/lightsaber>
>>I mind not thy insults to my person, but when you upset HRM, that is one
step too
>>far, my friend...
Adam Barnard
> What are you doing, Adam? I already chopped his head off. Are you
> going to mutilate his dead body?
'Twould be a worthy punishment don't you think??? :)
Arkady Bogdanov
<72aacg$529$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <7278u6$b52$4...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
> "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>> >> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits
like
>> >> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
>> >> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
>> >>
>> >> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
>> >> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
>> >
>> >
>>
>
>*Rabbyt looks at Arkady inquiringly*
Sorry, I just felt a little sick at all the blatant flurting, thets all...
Arkady Bogdanov
<72aago$55o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <7278u2$b52$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
> "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
>> <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>> >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
>> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:05:27 GMT, Sirkku.P...@sci.fi (Sirkku
>> >> > Piispanen) wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >Oh no! Kazul (where is she?), you and softrat take care of Rabbyt
>> >> > >while I take care od this guy. Gimme your sword Paganini!
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Sirkku Pispanen
>> >> >
>> >> > I'll take *care* of Rabbyt all by myself. Come, m'dear. (squeek,
>> >> > smirk, slaver, squeek, smirk, slaver) Have some Madera, m'dear. It's
a
>> >> > fine old vintage year. It willl support and relax you, (while I
>> >> > [smmmmft] you!) Have some Madera, m'dear.
>> >>
Majesty??
>> >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
>> friend,
>> >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears
it
>> >> with me...
>> >
>> >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
>> >
>>
pants.
>
>*rabbyt gasps*
>now you've gone and destroyed my idealism, Arkady. Will naught but my
>beliefs, self, and virtue stay intact? *Rabbyt bursts into tears*
>
>> revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
>
>*Rabbyt continues to cry*
I'm sorry but it has to be said. Chivalry died in the middle ages. However
there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a few
who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try to
get into your pants'. Have hope!
--
Arkady Bogdanov
___
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)/^ \\
Maya, the shiny all purpose AK-47
alt.politics.communism/
alt.politics.radical-left/
alt.fan.tolkien [Bit of a strange one that, dragons, Elf Queens, ect.]
www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/classics/manifesto.htm Communist Manifesto
www.worldrevolution.org/ The World Revolution
______________________________________________________________
Arkady Bogdanov
>There, there, my queen!
><Paganini puts arms about Rabbyt and comforts her>
Hidden motives!
>
>>> Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
>>> revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
>
>>*Rabbyt continues to cry*
>
>You must stop this at once. Cheer up. The evil one has been dealt
>with. Fear not for your idealism. Do I not still stand stoicly behind
>your throne?
*sigh*
Arkady Bogdanov
>
>Grrr.... Thou hast made HRM cry... Wouldst thou die with haste or in
agonizing
>pain?? Choose thou the second, I beseech thee to do so... :)
<battlecry>
Give me liberty, or give me death!
</battlecry>
>
><activates sword/lightsaber>
>I mind not thy insults to my person, but when you upset HRM, that is one
step too
>far, my friend...
You are a speaker of fair words Anatar, but I see through your disguise.
Arkady Bogdanov
>going to mutilate his dead body?
I hear that he's into necrophilia. :-)
Arkady Bogdanov
<72aaju$56j$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>> Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
>>
>> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
>> > <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>> > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
>> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her
Majesty??
>> > >> <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry
>> > friend,
>> > >> but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears
it
>> > >> with me...
>> > >
>> > >Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
>> > >
>> >
>> > Bojemoi! He's just like all the others here; trying to get into your
pants.
>>
doing
>> EXACTLY that.. :) I'm sorta involved right now, so I'm really just trying
to
>be
>> a nice guy and uphold chivalry. Maybe getting intosomeone's pants is the
only
>> thing that motivates you but I like to think that I rose above that when
I got
>> out of high school.
>
>*sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't* trying
>to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are trying.
>Well, what have you to say for yourself?
I have no need to defend myself. No man is totally pure of heart and mind,
neither should he be. But once he understands what is right and what is
wrong, he must stand by his beliefs and defend THEM like he defends his own
life. I know that you understand such things, for you are wise tho you are
young in years...
Arkady Bogdanov
though, it
>seems to me the only reason Arkady would think I was trying to "get in your
pants"
>would be because he himself was attempting to do so...
>
>
Capitalists. There all the same.
Adam Barnard
> Capitalists. There all the same.
Well at least our system works in the REAL WORLD... Sorry, my friend, but you
did bring it up... :)
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
Adam Barnard
>
> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
> >
> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
>
> HRM likes noble blood. :)
As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a mere
commoner. And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
Adam Barnard
> *Rabbyt smiles* Ask, and ye shall receive, my dear knight.
>
My service to you is all the gift I should need... :)
>
> > And not to correct Her Majesty, but I would remind Her that Her humble servant is a
> > Lord in Mannish lands at the least, rather than just a knight. Hence the title
> > below, which was bestowed to me by a human Queen whom I served previously.
>
> *Rabbyt curtsies once more* many humble apologies, Lord Adam. I was not
> totally aware of such facts.
>
> I am eternally grateful that thou hast chosen to serve me, my dear knight,
> and I shall bestow upon thee more land, if thou wish it.
'Twas only a minor matter. It should be myself who is grateful to thee. And if HRM
possess large tracts of land and doth offer me a piece of them, then I gratefully accept
said tracts of land.. :)
>
> > Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and humble servant to HRM
>
> *one more curtsy!*
Nay, m'lady. Thou shouldst not humble thyself to bow before a mere Lord as myself. Hold
thy head high in thy position of honor.
Adam Barnard
>
> > I'm sorry but it has to be said. Chivalry died in the middle ages. However
> > there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a few
> > who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try to
> > get into your pants'. Have hope!
>
> *rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
Nay, I say the reason not to cry is because there are still some of us alive who
work to uphold the ideals of chivalry. As long as such is true chivalry shall
not truly die.
Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM, and upholder of chivalry
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Now weren't they supposed to be keeping softrat AWAY from Her Majesty??
> > > > > <Steps between softrat and HRM Queen Rabbyt> No offense, my furry friend,
> > > > > but you won't be getting any closer to Her Majesty unless she clears it
> > > > > with me...
> > > >
> > > > Isn't he a dearheart, folks? A true and noble knight...:)
> > >
> >
> > Nay, I have not given thee enough honour! Many praises I offer unto thee,
> > and gifts to give!
> >
> > *HRM curtsies to her knight*
>
> Gifts?!?! <<Eyebrows rise>> Please, Your Majesty, tell me more...:)
*Rabbyt smiles* Ask, and ye shall receive, my dear knight.
> And not to correct Her Majesty, but I would remind Her that Her humble servant is a
> Lord in Mannish lands at the least, rather than just a knight. Hence the title
> below, which was bestowed to me by a human Queen whom I served previously.
*Rabbyt curtsies once more* many humble apologies, Lord Adam. I was not
totally aware of such facts.
I am eternally grateful that thou hast chosen to serve me, my dear knight,
and I shall bestow upon thee more land, if thou wish it.
> Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and humble servant to HRM
*one more curtsy!*
--
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Worry not M'Lady....
> > > > > <<Draws his lightsaber/sword and activates the Lightsaber part>>
> > > > > Paganini and I should be able to deal with this. Although Mistress
> > Kazul's
> > > > > assistance is always welcome... :)
> > > >
> > > > Many thanks, and a refreshing relief!
> > > >
> > >
> > > Just doing my job Your Majesty...
> >
> > and you're doing a very good job. :)
>
> Your praise is to me like water to a man dying of thirst You Majesty.. Much
> appreciated...
you deserve it. :)
> > > > > Hell I have an interest in this myself, seeing as I'm a quarter elf...
> > > >
> > > > Hey, does that mean *you're* nubile? *naughty grin*
> > >
> > > Not quite, Your Majesty... I believe a male elf would be described as
> > "powerful
> > > and enduring"... :)
> >
> > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
>
> If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
HRM likes noble blood. :)
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >In article <7278u6$b52$4...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
> > "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
> >> >> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious pursuits
> like
> >> >> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is completely
> >> >> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
> >> >>
> >> >> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
> >> >> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
> >> >
> >> >*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
> >> >
> >>
> >> Arkady rams fingers down throat.
> >
> >*Rabbyt looks at Arkady inquiringly*
>
> Sorry, I just felt a little sick at all the blatant flurting, thets all...
Tsk, tsk, my dear Arkady. I was hardly flirting. I was being appreciative of
my knight, tis all, I promise. *naughty, wicked grin* You wouldn't happen to
be.. jealous, now would you? *wink*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >In article <7278u2$b52$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,> >> <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >> >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> >> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >> >> softrat wrote:
<snip>
> I'm sorry but it has to be said. Chivalry died in the middle ages. However
> there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a few
> who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try to
> get into your pants'. Have hope!
*rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
--
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >In article <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >> Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
> >>
> >> > rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
> >> > <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >> > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> >> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
<snip>
> >*sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't* trying
> >to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are trying.
> >Well, what have you to say for yourself?
>
> I have no need to defend myself. No man is totally pure of heart and mind,
> neither should he be. But once he understands what is right and what is
> wrong, he must stand by his beliefs and defend THEM like he defends his own
> life.
All too true, and for that, I retract my question, noble sir. Though I do
find it rather amusing that you would indirectly plead the fifth. *wink*
I know that you understand such things, for you are wise tho you are
> young in years...
Yes, I do understand such things. They are not beyond my comprehension. If a
man decides to truly stand by his beliefs, then he *is* defending his own
life, for that is part of it. Gerard Manley Hopkins said, "What I do is me;
for that I came." To defend one's beliefs is to defend one's self. I too well
understand that, my friend.
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
paga...@madisontelco.com wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 21:17:11 GMT, rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> <ching> <swish> <AAAAAAACK> <thud> <Arkady's head rolls onto the
> floor in a spurt of yellowish blood>
>
>
> >now you've gone and destroyed my idealism, Arkady. Will naught but my
> >beliefs, self, and virtue stay intact? *Rabbyt bursts into tears*
>
> <Paganini puts arms about Rabbyt and comforts her>
*at her knight's show of affection, the queen cries even harder*
> >> Not that there's anything wrong with that, after all we are post-sexual
> >> revolution (The only revolution we have managed to pull off succesfully
>
> >*Rabbyt continues to cry*
>
> You must stop this at once. Cheer up. The evil one has been dealt
> with. Fear not for your idealism. Do I not still stand stoicly behind
> your throne?
*sniff* Aye, that you do, but though ye may defend my throne and my person,
ye cannot defend my emotions, oh idealistically wonderful knight. I appreciate
it, though, my beloved knight.
*HRM cries a little more*
softrat
<bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>>
>> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
>> >
>> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
>>
>> HRM likes noble blood. :)
>
>As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a mere
>commoner. And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
>
>Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
>
And _I_ am the noblest _rat_ you will ever hear of!
the softrat
---
"Beg or be Bobbited" - HRM Elf-Queen Rabbyt
Arkady Bogdanov
>Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
>
>> Capitalists. There all the same.
>
>Well at least our system works in the REAL WORLD... Sorry, my friend, but
you
>did bring it up... :)
>
>
>
How do you know? Its never been tried in the real world.
Arkady Bogdanov
>rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>>
>> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
>> >
>> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
>>
>> HRM likes noble blood. :)
>
>As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a
mere
>commoner. And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
>
>
>
Yeah but have you?
<seriousness>
I am a (nearly) direct decendent from the Russian Czars, although as a
Republican (Not the crappy bigoted American kind) I dont make a big thing of
it.
</seriousness>
Arkady Bogdanov
<72dggj$qgl$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <72cje8$q27$5...@plug.news.pipex.net>,>> <72aacg$529$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>> >In article <7278u6$b52$4...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
>> > "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious
pursuits
>> like
>> >> >> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is
completely
>> >> >> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
>> >> >> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
>> >> >
>> >> >*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Arkady rams fingers down throat.
>> >
>> >*Rabbyt looks at Arkady inquiringly*
>>
>> Sorry, I just felt a little sick at all the blatant flurting, thets
all...
>
>Tsk, tsk, my dear Arkady. I was hardly flirting. I was being appreciative
of
>my knight, tis all, I promise. *naughty, wicked grin* You wouldn't happen
to
>be.. jealous, now would you? *wink*
>
No, I just feel sorry for you. As I would for anyone with a parasite :-)
Arkady Bogdanov
>rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>>
>> > I'm sorry but it has to be said. Chivalry died in the middle ages.
However
>> > there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a
few
>> > who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try
to
>> > get into your pants'. Have hope!
>>
>> *rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
>
alive who
>work to uphold the ideals of chivalry. As long as such is true chivalry
shall
>not truly die.
>
Yeah. Maybe. Its pointless though. You seem to be upholding a representation
of sexism and to be suggesting that the extremely capable Rabbyt is unable
to deal with her own problems.
Arkady Bogdanov
<72dhcp$rb3$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <72cjek$q27$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
>> >In article <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>,
>> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>> >> > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
>> >> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>> >*sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't*
trying
>> >to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are
trying.
>> >Well, what have you to say for yourself?
>>
>> I have no need to defend myself. No man is totally pure of heart and
mind,
>> neither should he be. But once he understands what is right and what is
>> wrong, he must stand by his beliefs and defend THEM like he defends his
own
>> life.
>
>All too true, and for that, I retract my question, noble sir.
Good. :-)
Though I do
>find it rather amusing that you would indirectly plead the fifth. *wink*
>
.
> I know that you understand such things, for you are wise tho you are
>> young in years...
>
>Yes, I do understand such things. They are not beyond my comprehension. If
a
>man decides to truly stand by his beliefs, then he *is* defending his own
>life, for that is part of it. Gerard Manley Hopkins said, "What I do is me;
>for that I came." To defend one's beliefs is to defend one's self. I too
well
>understand that, my friend.
Though my beliefs may adapt over time, there destruction would destroy my
very self.
Thank you for your understanding.
Signing off...
Arkady.
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> >
> > > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
> > >
> > > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
> >
> > HRM likes noble blood. :)
>
> As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a mere
> commoner.
'Tis true, oh noble lord, all too true.
And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
I rest assured now. Thank you.
--
*Rabbyt the Elf-Queen
"What I do is me; for that, I came." --Gerard Manley Hopkins
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> > > there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a
few
> > > who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try to
> > > get into your pants'. Have hope!
> >
> > *rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
>
> Nay, I say the reason not to cry is because there are still some of us alive
who
> work to uphold the ideals of chivalry. As long as such is true chivalry shall
> not truly die.
*rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
--
*Rabbyt the Elf-Queen
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >
>
*Rabbyt curtsies*
> > > And not to correct Her Majesty, but I would remind Her that Her humble
servant is a
> > > Lord in Mannish lands at the least, rather than just a knight. Hence the
title
> > > below, which was bestowed to me by a human Queen whom I served previously.
> >
> > *Rabbyt curtsies once more* many humble apologies, Lord Adam. I was not
> > totally aware of such facts.
> >
> > I am eternally grateful that thou hast chosen to serve me, my dear knight,
> > and I shall bestow upon thee more land, if thou wish it.
>
> 'Twas only a minor matter. It should be myself who is grateful to thee. And
if HRM
> possess large tracts of land and doth offer me a piece of them, then I
gratefully accept
> said tracts of land.. :)
So be it! In what direction dost thou wish to posses--to the east, the west,
the north, or the south?
> > > Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos, and humble servant to HRM
> >
> > *one more curtsy!*
>
> Nay, m'lady. Thou shouldst not humble thyself to bow before a mere Lord as
myself. Hold
> thy head high in thy position of honor.
'Tis a sign of respect, Lord Adam.
*curtsies again*
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
sof...@pobox.com wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 23:42:15 -0600, Adam Barnard
> <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
> >rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
> >> >
> >> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
> >>
> >> HRM likes noble blood. :)
> >
> >As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a
mere
> >
> >Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
> >
>
> And _I_ am the noblest _rat_ you will ever hear of!
*gentle laugh* You know I love you, Softrat, though you did ponder eating
me once. I forgive that. You know you're my favourite rat.
> ---
> "Beg or be Bobbited" - HRM Elf-Queen Rabbyt
Flattery will get you everywhere. :)
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >In article <72cje8$q27$5...@plug.news.pipex.net>,> >> <72aacg$529$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >> >In article <7278u6$b52$4...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
> >> > "Arkady Bogdanov" <zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >They're far to nubile. They distract us from more serious
> pursuits
> >> like
> >> >> >> >homework with their sinful promises. Murder, however, is
> completely
> >> >> >> >sin-free when justified in this manner.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Not to mention drive us hopelessly off topic. Not to worry, though,
> >> >> >> Rabbyt. No one's going to come near *YOU.*
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*Rabbyt looks on appreciatively and gratefully and admiringly*
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Arkady rams fingers down throat.
> >> >
> >> >*Rabbyt looks at Arkady inquiringly*
> >>
> >> Sorry, I just felt a little sick at all the blatant flurting, thets
> all...
> >
> >Tsk, tsk, my dear Arkady. I was hardly flirting. I was being appreciative
> of
> >my knight, tis all, I promise. *naughty, wicked grin* You wouldn't happen
> to
> >be.. jealous, now would you? *wink*
> >
>
> No, I just feel sorry for you. As I would for anyone with a parasite :-)
Tu est drole, mon ami. Je t'aime. :)
rabb...@my-dejanews.com
> >In article <72cjek$q27$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,> >> <72aaju$56j$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >> >In article <36472A71...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> >> > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:> >> >> > <725k93$71c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >> >> > >In article <364293ED...@mail.utexas.edu>,
> >> >> > > Adam Barnard <bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> >*sniff* I never thought you were, Adam. See, Arkady, they *aren't*
> trying
> >> >to. But from your statement, I can only infer that you as well are
> trying.
> >> >Well, what have you to say for yourself?
> >>
> >> I have no need to defend myself. No man is totally pure of heart and
> mind,
> >> neither should he be. But once he understands what is right and what is
> >> wrong, he must stand by his beliefs and defend THEM like he defends his
> own
> >> life.
> >
> >All too true, and for that, I retract my question, noble sir.
>
> Good. :-)
*sticks out tongue*
> Though I do
> >find it rather amusing that you would indirectly plead the fifth. *wink*
> >
>
> .
>
> > I know that you understand such things, for you are wise tho you are
> >> young in years...
> >
> >Yes, I do understand such things. They are not beyond my comprehension. If
> a
> >man decides to truly stand by his beliefs, then he *is* defending his own
> >life, for that is part of it. Gerard Manley Hopkins said, "What I do is me;
> >for that I came." To defend one's beliefs is to defend one's self. I too
> well
> >understand that, my friend.
>
> Though my beliefs may adapt over time, there destruction would destroy my
> very self.
Correct. And, if you recall correctly, your willingness to stand by your
beliefs is what brought me to you in the first place--that email I sent
you complimenting on that willingness began our correspondence.
> Thank you for your understanding.
Always, my friend.
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <364A360C...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
> >
> >> Capitalists. There all the same.
> >
> >Well at least our system works in the REAL WORLD... Sorry, my friend, but
> you
> >did bring it up... :)
> >
> >Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant of HRM
> >
> >
>
> How do you know? Its never been tried in the real world.
What do you mean? Sure it isn't the system rule for rule, but it's about as
close as you can get. Any economic or political system is mainly theoretical
and some changes have to be made to for it to work. The only exception I can
think of is the democracy of Athens, but I could be wrong.
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <364A7537...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
> >> >
> >> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
> >>
> >> HRM likes noble blood. :)
> >
> >As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with a
> mere
> >commoner. And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
> >
> >Sir Adam, Lord of the Psychos and humble servant to HRM
> >
> >
>
> Yeah but have you?
>
> <seriousness>
>
> I am a (nearly) direct decendent from the Russian Czars, although as a
> Republican (Not the crappy bigoted American kind) I dont make a big thing of
> it.
>
> </seriousness>
Hey!! I'm an american republican and I am neither crappy nor bigoted!!!
Actually it is my understanding that I could be descended for the British royal
family in some convoluted way. I think it goes back to the crusades before you
get into the royal family though.
Adam Barnard
> Adam Barnard wrote in message <364A777E...@mail.utexas.edu>...
> >rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> > I'm sorry but it has to be said. Chivalry died in the middle ages.
> However
> >> > there is no need to cry. In this post-ideological age there are still a
> few
> >> > who work in the background against those who would decive you and 'try
> to
> >> > get into your pants'. Have hope!
> >>
> >> *rabbyt blows her nose and nods*
> >
> >Nay, I say the reason not to cry is because there are still some of us
> alive who
> >work to uphold the ideals of chivalry. As long as such is true chivalry
> shall
> >not truly die.
> >
>
> Yeah. Maybe. Its pointless though. You seem to be upholding a representation
> of sexism and to be suggesting that the extremely capable Rabbyt is unable
> to deal with her own problems.
I never stated that she was unable to deal with her own problems. In fact, in a
previous message I suggested that she probably doesn't NEED us at all. My
chivalry is not handled in a sexist way. I defend woman as a service to the,
not because I think they are un capable of it. Hell, I have friends who I would
defend because of my chivalry but I know for a fact that they could probably
beat ME up.. (They're big strong women.. :) ) I only do what I do as a
courtesy.
Adam Barnard
> > >
> > > I am eternally grateful that thou hast chosen to serve me, my dear knight,
> > > and I shall bestow upon thee more land, if thou wish it.
> >
> > 'Twas only a minor matter. It should be myself who is grateful to thee. And
> if HRM
> > possess large tracts of land and doth offer me a piece of them, then I
> gratefully accept
> > said tracts of land.. :)
>
> So be it! In what direction dost thou wish to posses--to the east, the west,
> the north, or the south?
I do believe that land to the south would be good. I have always appreciated warmer
climates. Hell, I live in Texas.. or should that be, Texas, I live in Hell... :)
>
> 'Tis a sign of respect, Lord Adam.
>
> *curtsies again*
Ah... Then, much appreciated M'Lady.
<<Bows so deeply that his head almost touches his knees>>
Graham Lockwood
>Arkady Bogdanov wrote:
>
>> Adam Barnard wrote in message <364A7537...@mail.utexas.edu>...
>> >rabb...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> > > hey, that's even better....*naughty grin*
>> >> >
>> >> > If that is what Her Majesty finds pleasing... :)
>> >>
>> >> HRM likes noble blood. :)
>> >
>> >As She should. Afterall, 'twould not be proper for HRM to be seen with
a
>> mere
>> >commoner. And Rest assured that I, Adam of Barnard, am of noble blood.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>> <seriousness>
>>
>> I am a (nearly) direct decendent from the Russian Czars, although as a
>> Republican (Not the crappy bigoted American kind) I dont make a big thing
of
>> it.
>>
>> </seriousness>
>
>Hey!! I'm an american republican and I am neither crappy nor bigoted!!!
>
>Actually it is my understanding that I could be descended for the British
royal
>family in some convoluted way. I think it goes back to the crusades before
you
>get into the royal family though.
I've been told that the first Lockwood was a Sheriff of Notinghamshire who
owned a large wood that only he could hunt in. There was a big wall around
it to keep other people out and that's how he got his name.
On a more realistic note, I'm afraid that that story was probably either
blatently made up or that my ancestor was the good sherif's gatekeeper or
something.
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Nathan E. Banks
<bee...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
<snip>
>> <seriousness>
>>
>> I am a (nearly) direct decendent from the Russian Czars, although as a
>> Republican (Not the crappy bigoted American kind) I dont make a big thing of
>> it.
>>
>> </seriousness>
>
>Hey!! I'm an american republican and I am neither crappy nor bigoted!!!
>
>Actually it is my understanding that I could be descended for the British royal
>family in some convoluted way. I think it goes back to the crusades before you
>get into the royal family though.
I think I'm descended from Noah, and before that, Adam.
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólė.
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"Madness is a clarity I would never surrender."
-- HRM Rabbyt, the Elf Queen
Nathan E. Banks
<zs...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
<BAD things about Paganini!>
<ching> <swish> <AAACK!> <thud>
Arkady's head rolls on the floor in a spurt of yellowish blood.
Again.
--
Eruoannon, who is Mormegil, the Black Sword, Wielder
of Aoldring the foe-hammer (mate of Engrist the
newsgroup cleaver)
Also known as Paganini.
et Eruoannonello, nólë.
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