The way that tolkiens mind worked,
Matthew Edwards
I for a long time have researched Tolkien and have found it to be a most
interesting study, trying to discover exactly what it was about him that
made so many people follow him almost like a god.
Myself and several other lectures made much progress, finding
correlation's between his height, colour of eyes, and Bill Clinton....
However, we soon stopped out study when we discovered some rather
embarrassing, shaded things in his private life.
Tolkien had a rather stretched marriage, out first clue that we in
adoration blindly ignored was his insistence upon calling having sex as
"Doing my duty".
Our second clue which was also completely ignored was finding out that
he had spent a small fortune for the time on cloths which his wife never
wore or even say for the most part {Call us sad if you will, but as I
said we were researching his life, everything. Also coffee breaks are
long and we have no life's!!!)
Our third and final clue was found from researching a Diary that was
found at a residence that was under the name of Jhonna, Tolkien.
If the residence was a Diary, there within Tolkiens feelings, and vivid
descriptions of why he felt it wrong that he should having to hide the
fact that he not only preferred men, but also was a transvestite.
The excursion to find this remote cottage, still untouched took many
months of painstaking effort, working out the places that he could of
stayed, the location must remain secret, but if you would be interesting
in being sent scanned pictures of the diary {or if you plain just don't
believe us (We thought it was a hoax at first!!)} then please e-mail me
with you addresses.
Keep on Tolkiening!!!!!
Marty
Michael Martinez
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>From: Matthew Edwards <M_Ed...@trollpatrol.org>
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>Subject: The way that tolkiens mind worked,
>Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1999 23:15:00 +0000
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Well, I don't think it's worth the trouble, but those of you who wish to
complain and can get full headers should forward the article to
ab...@demon.net.
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Gary
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>Well, I don't think it's worth the trouble, but those of you who wish to
>complain and can get full headers should forward the article to
>ab...@demon.net.
Ohhhh, I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings..... Yeah, well I don't really
care, its a joke, realise that. Perhaps I should aid you:
"Joke - noun or verb.
1. A witticism or jest.
2. a ridiculous thing person or circumstance
3. to poke fun at; banter"
Hope this helps.
Marty
James Ridell
<Mic...@xenite.org> writes
>Well, I don't think it's worth the trouble, but those of you who wish to
>complain and can get full headers should forward the article to
>ab...@demon.net.
>
No it's not worth it. He's having a *joke*. You know what those are,
surely ?
Michael Martinez
>No it's not worth it. He's having a *joke*. You know what those are,
>surely ?
It was a troll. You know what those are, surely?