Have a cigar!
Carlos Froggy May
nu-monet (not...@succeeds.com) wrote:
: "Hey, YASSER! HAVE A CIGAR!"
YES! THIS OBVIOUSLY EXPLAINS THE WHOLE THING!!
Ms. Lewinsky must have hypercharged pheremones in her vaginal ooze;
the type that seep into men's branes and make them go all dreamy
muddleheaded and reply to any request with "Whatever you say, dear".
MONICA WAS THE USA'S SECRET WEAPON!
Bill Clinton explains to the Senate: "Monica would stick objects
up her cooter, then I'd wave them under the noses of foreign
leaders. After that, they'd always conceed to whatever we
demanded of them. Ms. Lewinsky doesn't deserve to be prosocuted
and hounded; she deserves a medal of honor. This tireless
intern's snatch has done more to promote America's foreign
policy objectives then all our diplomats combined. The reason
I'd pull out my trouser-snake in front of her is that watching
me spank the monkey was the quickest way to get her juices flowing.
I couldn't admit to it earlier because it was a matter of national
security."
Ken Starr's head will now explode.
-- Frater Frogalogus
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
Ryan Davis
>
> nu-monet (not...@succeeds.com) wrote:
>
> : "Hey, YASSER! HAVE A CIGAR!"
>
> YES! THIS OBVIOUSLY EXPLAINS THE WHOLE THING!!
>
> Ms. Lewinsky must have hypercharged pheremones in her vaginal ooze;
> the type that seep into men's branes and make them go all dreamy
> muddleheaded and reply to any request with "Whatever you say, dear".
>
> MONICA WAS THE USA'S SECRET WEAPON!
>
> Bill Clinton explains to the Senate: "Monica would stick objects
> up her cooter, then I'd wave them under the noses of foreign
|
I need to use this word on a regular basis.
Me: "Excuse me, miss, but you've got something hanging out of your
cooter."
Ms. Thing: "What?"
--
Ryan Davis "I don't remember exactly, but it had
by...@sonic.net something to do with chicken sex."
http://www.sonic.net/bysb/
Stefan Kapusniak
wrote:
>Ken Starr's head will now explode.
YAY !
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
M. Otis Beard
>
> Ken Starr's head will now explode.
YM 'nipples.' HTH!
-M. Otis Beard
taly...@my-dejanews.com
ot...@teleport.com wrote:
> Carlos Froggy May wrote:
> >
> > Ken Starr's head will now explode.
>
> YM 'nipples.' HTH!
"Ken Starr's head will now nipples."
yep, looks much better.
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David J. Crowe
> Carlos Froggy May wrote:
> >
> > Ken Starr's head will now explode.
>
> YM 'nipples.' HTH!
Nipples????? Nipples the Clown's head will explode? Well, serves him
right, the bastard.
- DAve C.