My Very Own Kibological Web Page Awards
Carlos Froggy May
: DISCLAIMER
: These awards only represent my opinion of the sites listed here at the
: time I visited them. Feel free to comment or add anything I could have
: missed.
[well deserved awards snipped]
: Page most resembling the author's Usenet posts
: Pope Emperor Frogman
Mm. He seems to have changed it since the previous time I'd
looked into something slightly more coherent.
: Most personal web site
: Jaffo
Also best site to read 1991 vintage ARK on.
: Best Kibological links page
: Carlos "Froggy" May
Thank you, thank you all. Special thanks to all of you who have
too much of a real life to bother compiling a semi-up-to-date
list of Kibologists, leaving the field wide open for me.
I'll try not to let this award go to my head; hence I'll
keep it under the table rather than on top of the bookcase
where it might fall on my head.
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: Page with the smallest content
: Stefan Kapusniak
Stefan certainly deserves any awards offered.
I'm a little concerned I scared him away by complimenting him;
more likely it's just that since he escaped from the tiny
island where he'd been stuck with nothing but a thousand sheep
and a Usenet feed, he has a bit more of an offline life.
However, my nomination for the above award goes to Mr. Charisma:
http://www.panix.com/~jaycjay/
To save you the heavy download time of going there, all it says
is: "Move along.... this is not the webpage you are looking for."
I therefore did not include a link to it on my Kibologists
Gallery page. (Links there, established back when Jay actually
had pages, are still to be found on several other Kibologists
pages which have not been updated since the Bush administration.)
(Has anyone heard from Jay recently?)
Runner up: Alan Bostick
http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~abostick/
"This page is under construction [...] Last updated 6/12/96".
Seriously.
-- F.
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
Stefan Kapusniak
In alt.religion.kibology,
fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos "Froggy" May) wrote:
>Stefan certainly deserves any awards offered.
PLEASE SIR OR MADMAN AWARD MISS KAPUSZNAKE BIG HEAP INCREASE
IN SALARY, SAVVY OR NOMINATE?
>I'm a little concerned I scared him away by complimenting him;
>more likely it's just that since he escaped from the tiny
>island where he'd been stuck with nothing but a thousand sheep
>and a Usenet feed, he has a bit more of an offline life.
I deny it all. I have merely changed my name to
David Pacheco. And the name of my name to an elegant
regular expression that covers Kibo, SWT, and the
artist currently known as "Henrietta". This means that
all my posts gain many many more points in my score file
than they used to. A sane and sensible move I think
y'all agree.
The name of the cuticle of the nail of the index finger
of my left hand is now called 'darkness'.
I have not been cowering under this table hiding from the
necessity of telephoning ireland to talk to somebody about
why <icrosoft thinks my subscription to their 'now pay for
our buglist, and marketing for our products disguised as
documentation' service (aka MSDN library), runs out three
weeks ago, when the little card they sent me says it runs
out in January 1999.
I have not solved the entire world problem of procrasination
by discovering the infallible method of continually telling
yourself that before you do the thing you're putting off
at the moment you've got a few minutes to do one of the
other five things you've been putting off for the last week.
Nor have I been contemplating the nature of the EXPECTATION
OF PUNISHMENT and it's relationship to the DESIRE TO REACH
OUT FOR PLEASURE, especially when envisioned in cookie jar
and aesthetics of bondage terms.
I haven't been writing long diatribes that sum up to 'you
all suck' to the board of directors either, and have
certainly not had them greeted by wise noddings of heads
by such exalted luminaries.
Instead I have been practicing my skills of concealment and
camoflague amongst the huge crowds of Waldo lookalikes
that have been roosting next to the elephants in my garden.
On their yearly migration, sponsored by Magic Inc., northward
for the summer, they have stopped off here to refuel with
liquid petroleum gas, and be kicked out of the Tour de France
for screaming obscenities at drugs with far too high a volume.
Whilst they are occupied be questioned by the local gendarmarie
and the investigating magistrate, I sneak amongst them and
quickly change my skin tone to that of their red and white
sweaters using the pure power of the mind, and the application
of catsup and double cream for these foodstuff's excellent
protection against UV rays and the possibility of skin cancer.
>"This page is under construction [...] Last updated 6/12/96".
This article has a date and time at the top, BUT THANKS TO
DNEWS AND CYCLONE, it's all lies.
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
David Pacheco
> I deny it all. I have merely changed my name to
> David Pacheco.
Dear Mr. Pacheco,
STOP SCOREFILEBOMBING ME!
Sincerely,
-- Kapusniak, Stefan M.
> And the name of my name to an elegant
> regular expression that covers Kibo, SWT, and the
> artist currently known as "Henrietta".
I get regular expressions by making sure my PERL scripts get plenty of
fiber.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A POOPY JOKE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Not that one, the one I just thought of.
> The name of the cuticle of the nail of the index finger
> of my left hand is now called 'darkness'.
And on the first day, Godness separated the lightness from the
darkness. And on the second day he created turtledoves. And on the
third day he created French hens. And on the fourth day he created
calling birds.
And on the twelfth day he started creating LSB's Message-ID, and he's
still working on it.
[...snippety...]
> documentation' service (aka MSDN library), runs out three
I have MSDN at home. It connects at 128k, but if I access a site hosted
by Apache or Netscape it turns UseNet inside out, and my browser is
filled with the recipe for Gorditas.
Which is the site I was looking for, so I'm not complaining to BT. Yet.
> weeks ago, when the little card they sent me says it runs
> out in January 1999.
Yes, but it was a RED card, which means they EXPELLED YOU from the
Internet. You now have to miss UseNet II, and there may be a fine.
> I have not solved the entire world problem of procrasination
> by discovering the infallible method of continually telling
> yourself that before you do the thing you're putting off
> at the moment you've got a few minutes to do one of the
> other five things you've been putting off for the last week.
Sheesh, that doesn't sound like a solution. That sounds like the SAME
PROBLEM! Plus, your sentence has too much punctuation, which MUST be
RE-ORBITED to CREATE a BORN-AGAIN ASCII TABLE.
Please explain again, using only pentasyllabic words like the one in
this sentence.
Can anything other than words and Satanic University Course Descriptions
be referred to as "pentasyllabic"?
There are two errorz in this sentance.
This sentence no funny.
X-NO-CHICHI-MONGO-FUNFUN-BABYLON-5: Yes
-dp.
A woman walked into a bar and
asked for a double entendre.
So I gave her one.
Etienne Rouette
fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos "Froggy" May) says...
>
> : Page with the smallest content
> : Stefan Kapusniak
>
> more likely it's just that since he escaped from the tiny
> island where he'd been stuck with nothing but a thousand sheep
> and a Usenet feed, he has a bit more of an offline life.
>
>
> http://www.panix.com/~jaycjay/
>
I also went to this page from another site, but I had forgotten about it.
Otherwise, he would have won the award.
Mr. Kapusniak had a better promotional campaign behind him. I mean, he
sent me a video cassette of his web site, and a t-shirt and he invited me
to the premiere of the site with bar open. Not that it influenced me in
any way. I was totally impartial.
> To save you the heavy download time of going there, all it says
> is: "Move along.... this is not the webpage you are looking for."
> I therefore did not include a link to it on my Kibologists
> Gallery page. (Links there, established back when Jay actually
> had pages, are still to be found on several other Kibologists
> pages which have not been updated since the Bush administration.)
> (Has anyone heard from Jay recently?)
>
> Runner up: Alan Bostick
>
> http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~abostick/
>
> "This page is under construction [...] Last updated 6/12/96".
> Seriously.
>
That's another award I wanted to give. Least often updated page. But I
haven't bothered to go back to all the pages to see which one it was. I
know for sure that Andrew Jeanes was a candidate (updated in 1996 to say
that it hadn't been updated since 1995 and that he wouldn't be updating
his page anymore).
Etienne Rouette
Stefan Kapusniak
In alt.religion.kibology, David Pacheco <david_...@lineone.net> wrote:
>Stefan Kapusniak wrote:
>
>> I have not solved the entire world problem of procrasination
>> by discovering the infallible method of continually telling
>> yourself that before you do the thing you're putting off
>> at the moment you've got a few minutes to do one of the
>> other five things you've been putting off for the last week.
>
>Sheesh, that doesn't sound like a solution. That sounds like the SAME
>PROBLEM!
DON'T FIGHT THAT HARD WON SKILL, MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU!!1!!!!1
I have the title of the publication for the health-food store
bookstand all worked out:
PUTTING IT OFF - THE HIGHWAY TO SUCCESS:
procrastinating your way to health, wealth and a better sex life!
<.uk only>
The deep pop-scholarly, strangly bestselling work, which I shall
be promoting on 'Start the Week' with Melvyn Bragg at the earliest
possible opportunity will be entitled:
EXPLORING PROCRASTINATION:
Or how the everyday art of putting things off provides the complete
and sole explanation of everything in the entire universe and reveals
the solution to the decline in subsidy for the national theatre.
</.uk only>
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
PS: IN ORDER TO PROVE I DO NOT BOW TO THREATS, I HAVE BEEN FORCED
TO UPDATE MY WEBPAGE http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~velokoi
I ASK THE JURY FOR ANOTHER AWARD FOR THE NEW CURRENT VERSION.
kmm@remove-this-part
In article <MPG.10259b45f...@news.videotron.ca>,
Etienne Rouette <etienne...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
:> "This page is under construction [...] Last updated 6/12/96".
:That's another award I wanted to give. Least often updated page. But I
:haven't bothered to go back to all the pages to see which one it was. I
I may be in the running (neon.ingenia.ca/stalkme/), if only just because
of so much -- well, are you factoring in whether or not updates were
_needed_? If you believe mine, I'm a Comp Lit student living in Ottawa,
single, looking about eighteen years old. This bears so little relation to
my life right now [*] that I think I want the prize, especially if it's a
Frappucino made by Lupus-Alexandra Suter.
:know for sure that Andrew Jeanes was a candidate (updated in 1996 to say
:that it hadn't been updated since 1995 and that he wouldn't be updating
:his page anymore).
I don't quite know how to put this, but the last time I was in Canada, it
was for his funeral. It was sort of agreed that it would be in bad taste
to post an obituary here (seeing as how I'm already working on Bob Hope's
-- you know, time and place), and I figured word just got out via e-mail
from the other Kibologists who were there to the Kibologists who weren't.
The guy who runs the machine Andrew's account is/was on was a good friend
of his, and so the page and account are still around, albeit unused. There
was some talk of making it a memorial page at that URL, but the consensus
was that his procrastination tendencies were a better memorial than any of
us could come up with.
At any rate, that's the second good friend of mine around my age to die on
me in the last few years, and it sucks. But now you know why I haven't
been posting much here lately, never mind Andrew.
[*] I proudly shore up the local chapter of the AARP down here in sunny
Beverly Hills Adjacent, CA, while adding to my soap collection. Not bars,
mind you; just slivers pressed together. In six more years, I'll have beat
out North Bay, Ont for the world's largest Ball of Soap Made From Other
Soaps to Save Money.
kmm@remove-this-part
I wrote:
::know for sure that Andrew Jeanes was a candidate (updated in 1996 to say
::that it hadn't been updated since 1995 and that he wouldn't be updating
:was for his funeral. It was sort of agreed that it would be in bad taste
:to post an obituary here (seeing as how I'm already working on Bob Hope's
IHNJH. I was expecting that (a) nobody believes anything they read here
anyway, and (b) Andrew Jeanes, who is alive and well, would be lurking
around as per usual and make a follow-up in short order. Andrew is doing
too well, though, and is ergo not logging in very often at the moment,
hence his lack of refuation of his premature demise. Stupid me.
Moral:
One should only troll about death when it involves an ex-`Star Trek'
cast member.
Lisa Pea
Because of a couple of things:
1. I thought Kia Mennie was a GIRL!!
2. Because it is like in those movies where they have some guy who is
the wrong color or who is a small guy, and then they make that guy
have to DIE because of "teaching a lesson about something to the big
white guys who are in charge of the movie"!!!
3. Parenthetically, (), I saw Saving Private Ryan ON A DATE!!!
4. Also, I had to watch Starship Troopers and Showgirls about a week
or so ago because of my own war crimes or something and: Blockbuster.
No bush in Showgirls!
5. Pretty soon, really soon, I am going to get Masala in the mail! In
that movie, there is some bush. Also: Krishna and Arjuna playing
hockey with mail. Plus: Singing.
6. I bought a copy of Ironman!
7. The reason that Kibo started hating me was that a long time ago, I
almost hung him naked from a rope outside the stylish Excalibur Hotel
in Las Vegas. That is probably why he never sent me those movies that
I won off of him. Also, I live at a different address now, which most
people don't know. Kibo = Most People. But he will never come to visit
me because: Afraid. Hate.
8. I know a movie about Kibo: Time of the Gypsies. Except at the end,
where he becomes cool. But when he is naked with his glasses with the
patch on one lens and he is holding that big turkey saying
"Koorooorooorooo!": Kibo.
9. Two people who never answer my email: Kibo. Lee Bumgarner.
10. BASE TEN ROCKS MY WORLD!!!
Love,
MsP.
B. Chas Parisher
>7. The reason that Kibo started hating me was that a long time ago, I
>almost hung him naked from a rope outside the stylish Excalibur Hotel
>in Las Vegas.
So. Did you use the same Macintosh program that Tom Cruise did when he
off'd his lovely wife Nicole Kidman? Also, did you set it on random,
or did you hang him immediately?
I gotta know because I'm your number one fan.
--B. Chas Parisher
M. Otis Beard
>
> I gotta know because I'm your number one fan.
>
> --B. Chas Parisher
Personally, I prefer Lisa's number two. I can understand your number
one fetish, though. I mean, there's no accounting for taste, is there?
-Mmmmmmmmmmm. Otis Beard!
M. Otis Beard
>
> So then, kmm@[remove-this-part]neon.ingenia.ca TROLLED ME!!!
>
> Because of a couple of things:
>
> 1. I thought Kia Mennie was a GIRL!!
Kia Mennie is a double reverse orthogirl transvestite she-man
femme-dude with surgically enhanced whatchamacallits. Everybody in West
Hollywood knows *that*.
> 2. Because it is like in those movies where they have some guy who is
> the wrong color or who is a small guy, and then they make that guy
> have to DIE because of "teaching a lesson about something to the big
> white guys who are in charge of the movie"!!!
Which is how Marilyn vos Savant got to be so smart: abusing small
wrong color guys for 'student' films at UCLA. Five at a time. In a
reversible leather teddy.
> 3. Parenthetically, (), I saw Saving Private Ryan ON A DATE!!!
That was just a clever ruse to make you look at the screen and not
think about all the blood inside your own body. 'Cause then maybe it
would stop moving around so much, and you would be rendered compliant
and nonthreatening and shit.
Did it work?
> 4. Also, I had to watch Starship Troopers and Showgirls about a week
> or so ago because of my own war crimes or something and: Blockbuster.
> No bush in Showgirls!
No show, either. Not really any girls, come to think of it, unless
you count used up tired pieces of spent jet trash with too much makeup
and breasts that say 'Intel inside!' when you pinch their horribly
displaced nipples. Also the guy who wrote the Turner Diaries says that
the main Barbie-doll chyk is a race traitor who will be shot fifty
million times with a Red Ryder BB gun when the revolution comes.
> 5. Pretty soon, really soon, I am going to get Masala in the mail! In
> that movie, there is some bush. Also: Krishna and Arjuna playing
> hockey with mail. Plus: Singing.
Kalihari bushmen sometimes go for days without bathing in
half-and-half. It's the law of the desert! Speaking of which, I
noticed the other night that Peter O'Toole doesn't get brutally
gang-raped by Turks in 'Lawrence of Arabia' like in real life. At
least, they don't *show* him being brutally gang-raped by Turks. They
show him enjoying a very severe whipping, though, and that's nearly as
good. Plus he burns himself with a cigarette and shouts 'GOOD GOOD
GOOD!' when a bullet grazes his arm.
I'm not going to say anything about Krshna and Arjuna because Arjuna
is wearing his brother's shirt and doesn't want him to see.
> 6. I bought a copy of Ironman!
You ARE Ironman, Lisa.
> 7. The reason that Kibo started hating me was that a long time ago, I
> almost hung him naked from a rope outside the stylish Excalibur Hotel
> in Las Vegas. That is probably why he never sent me those movies that
> I won off of him. Also, I live at a different address now, which most
> people don't know. Kibo = Most People. But he will never come to visit
> me because: Afraid. Hate.
When did I start hating you, and why? I'll give you a dollar if
you'll tell me. Will you take a third party out-of-town check from
1983?
> 8. I know a movie about Kibo: Time of the Gypsies. Except at the end,
> where he becomes cool. But when he is naked with his glasses with the
> patch on one lens and he is holding that big turkey saying
> "Koorooorooorooo!": Kibo.
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG AGAIN SO JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK, LISA. Kibo
*is* that big turkey. The naked myopic pirate is none other than
Communist Spice's uncle, Naked Avuncular Myopic Turkeyphiliac Pirate
Spice. QUIT GETTING IT ALL WRONG AGAIN, ZAMBONI DRIVING PEASANT WOMAN,
OR I WILL SEND A NAKED MYOPIC PICTURE OF YOUR OWN CAMERA TO THE INTERNET
COMPANY AND YOU WILL DIE, DIE, DIE!
> 9. Two people who never answer my email: Kibo. Lee Bumgarner.
Krishna. Arjuna. The Professor.
> 10. BASE TEN ROCKS MY WORLD!!!
Ace of Base Ten goes to ELEVEN!!!
Now eat all your nice words, or no Kalihari dessert for *you*.
-M. Otis Beard
Riboflavin
> Personally, I prefer Lisa's number two. I can understand your number
>one fetish, though. I mean, there's no accounting for taste, is there?
>
blonde who's into golden showers?
You're an eight.
--
Kevin Allegood - Get my email address from one of
ma...@devney.com 's posts.
"They've been in a pissing contest with each other for so
long I'm surprised their bladders haven't imploded." Brian Bax
M. Otis Beard
>
> M. Otis Beard wrote in message <35C140...@teleport.com>...
> > Personally, I prefer Lisa's number two. I can understand your number
> >one fetish, though. I mean, there's no accounting for taste, is there?
> >
> Say, Otis, where do you rank on a scale of 1 to 10 if you're a gorgeous
> blonde who's into golden showers?
>
> You're an eight.
Several snappy comebacks chased themselves merrily through my brane
when I read this, all having to do with a certain planet here in our
very own lovely solar system. Unfortunately, my snappy comebacks
conflicted with each other, as some of them involved pronouncing the
name of said planet the way most folks do, while others revolved around
the alternate pronounciation commonly employed by public television
narrators and BBC types whose upper lips have just a wee too much starch
in them. This caused my brane to convulse, spasm and fibrillate madly:
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
URINE us.
Yer ANUS.
In the end, my only recourse was to crawl to the nearest electrical
outlet, yell the word "GAAAAAAHHH!" and stick my long, prehensile tongue
into the little holes.
This event has interfered with my ability to fully enjoy my Cap'n
Crunch. I don't really want this sort of thing to happen again, so I'd
appreciate it ever so much if you would be so good as to blindfold
yourself and run full-tilt through the house with a pair of csissors in
each hand.
-Sir Otis of Mayberry
Francesco Benvenuto
"M. Otis Beard" <ot...@teleport.com> wrote:
$ Krishna. Arjuna. The Professor.
It's about time we kibologists show some respect to our immanent deity:
proper worshipping has recently been at an all time low.
In partial expiation, I humbly offer the following chant of devotion
and adoration, in the name of all Kibo devotees everywhere.
May Kibo abstain from crushing us under his mighty galoshes, and stomp
over somebody else instead.
(zoom over George Harrison making an impression of the ZZtop)
========================================================================
My sweet Kibo,
Mmm-my Kibo
Mmm-my Kibo
Mmm-my Kibo
I really want to see you
I really want to be with you
I really want to see you, Kibo
But it takes so long, my Kibo
My sweet Kibo,
Mmm-my Kibo
Mmm-my Kibo
I really want to know you
I really want to go with you
I really want to show you love
And it won't take long, my Kibo
Alleluia
My sweet Kibo
Alleluia
Mmm-my Kibo
Alleluia
My sweet Kibo
Alleluia
I really want to see you
I really want to see you
I really want to see you, Kibo
I really want to see you, Kibo
But it takes so long, my Kibo
Alleluia
My sweet Kibo
Alleluia
Mmm-my Kibo
Alleluia
My my my Kibo
Alleluia
I really want to know you
Alleluia
I really want to go with you
Alleluia
I really want to show you love
Aaaa-a-a-a-h
And it won't take long, my Kibo
Alleluia
Mmmmmmh
Alleluia
My sweet Kibo
Alleluia
My, my Kibo
Alleluia
(... insert fake hawai^W slide guitar solo ...)
Mmm-my Kibo
Hare Kibo
My my my Kibo
Hare Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Kibo Kibo
Mmmmmmh
Hare Hare
I really want to see you
Hare James
I really want to be with you
Hare Parry
I really want to see you, Kibo
Aaaa-a-a-a-h
But it takes so long, my Kibo
Alleluia
My Kibo, Kibo
Alleluia
My my my Kibo
Hare Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Hare Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Kibo Kibo
Ah, sweet Kibo
Hare Hare
Mmmmmmh
Guru James
Mmmmmmh
Guru Kibo
Mmmmmmh
Guru Parry
Mmmmmmh
Guru James
My sweet Kibo
Guru Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Guru Parry
My, my Kibo
Hare Kibo
My my my my Kibo
Hare Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Hare Kibo
Kibo Kibo
My sweet Kibo
Hare Hare
--
fB
James Kibo Parry
>
> It's about time we kibologists show some respect to our immanent deity:
> proper worshipping has recently been at an all time low.
> May Kibo abstain from crushing us under his mighty galoshes, and stomp
> over somebody else instead.
You know, I was in kind of a bad mood today, after noticing that
the price of a box of White Castles had gone up from $3.49 to $3.99,
but that turned out to be just the ones with the little squares of
cheez that I won't go near, so the ones I like are still $3.49.
Therefore, today I will not step on you, or your priceless collection
of potato chips shaped like Hummel figurines, or your priceless
collection of deep-fried slices of Hummel figurines, or your homemade
crystal radio which is made entirely from crunchy rock sugar candy.
-- K.
I'm REALLY just making this post to give
the computer something else to do while
it's downloading 50,000 dirty pictures
in the other window. Computers like you
to treat them as if they can do something
other than display naked pix. So let's
devote the next sixty seconds to pretending
nudity does not exist.
The Minute Of No Nudity. Brought to you by The Gap.
M. Otis Beard
>
> On Fri, 31 Jul 1998 04:56:14 GMT, in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tito,
> "M. Otis Beard" <ot...@teleport.com> wrote:
>
> $ Krishna. Arjuna. The Professor.
>
> proper worshipping has recently been at an all time low.
> and adoration, in the name of all Kibo devotees everywhere.
> over somebody else instead.
>
> ========================================================================
> My sweet Kibo,
> Mmm-my Kibo
> Mmm-my Kibo
> Mmm-my Kibo
> I really want to see you
> I really want to be with you
> I really want to see you, Kibo
> But it takes so long, my Kibo
> My sweet Kibo,
> Mmm-my Kibo
> Mmm-my Kibo
Dear Mr. Bendanoodle,
Your blatant plagiarism of the Chiffon's 1962 smash hit "He's So Fine"
has not gone unnoticed. I assure you that no matter what your
intentions were in publishing this purulent piece of pilfered poesy, my
client, Bright Tunes, *will* have their day in court. Until that day
comes, I must demand that you cease and desist your inane fudgery.
Consider yourself duly notified.
-Sir Otis of Mayberry
Francesco Benvenuto
frances...@fis.unico.it (Francesco Benvenuto) wrote:
$ Alleluia
Shit. Entangled within sincere joy and genuine enthusiasm I forgot
to s/Alleluia/Allelujah/g, subs\Alleluia\Allelujah\whole/notype, or
whatever.
Oh well. I'm pretty vacant and I don't care.
--
fB
"I have essentially zero interest in acting like a scurvy-ridden,
syphilitic, bovine-spongiform-encephelopathy-suffering cretin -- i.e.,
in the manner which is de rigeur(sic) for a.r.k regulars" Joel Furr
Francesco Benvenuto
"M. Otis Beard" <ot...@teleport.com> wrote:
Hear ye! Hear ye! Praise Kibo! The Beard of the Prophet has spoken!
$ Francesco Benvenuto wrote:
$ > My sweet Kibo,
$ > Mmm-my Kibo
$ > Mmm-my Kibo
$ Your blatant plagiarism of the Chiffon's 1962 smash hit "He's So Fine"
$ has not gone unnoticed. I assure you that no matter what your
$ intentions were in publishing this purulent piece of pilfered poesy, my
$ client, Bright Tunes, *will* have their day in court. Until that day
$ comes, I must demand that you cease and desist your inane fudgery.
$ Consider yourself duly notified.
Who cares? I sang Kibo's praises a billion times, I can sing Kibo's
praises four billion more times.
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uncle...@hotmail.com
fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos "Froggy" May) wrote:
> Etienne Rouette (etienne...@sympatico.ca) wrote:
> : DISCLAIMER
> : These awards only represent my opinion of the sites listed here at the
> : time I visited them. Feel free to comment or add anything I could have
> : missed.
>
> [well deserved awards snipped]
>
> : Page most resembling the author's Usenet posts
> : Pope Emperor Frogman
>
> Mm. He seems to have changed it since the previous time I'd
> looked into something slightly more coherent.
My Doctor prescribed me new medication which seems to be helping a lot more.
Now, if I could only get rid of my polyester chicken outfit fetish, I would be
all set...
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J. Charisma Jeudemots
>To save you the heavy download time of going there, all it says
>is: "Move along.... this is not the webpage you are looking for."
>I therefore did not include a link to it on my Kibologists
>Gallery page. (Links there, established back when Jay actually
>had pages, are still to be found on several other Kibologists
>pages which have not been updated since the Bush administration.)
>(Has anyone heard from Jay recently?)
A quick dejanews search reveals that he's posted to a.r.k a few times
in the past couple of months. Nothing like the volume of the old days,
though. But I guess there'd be no harm in posting this brief excerpt
from email written by jaycjay:
>It was clear I had to make some changes in my life. So I'm looking for
>a new apartment. I'm buying a new car. I got my boss to dump my
>most-hated client. I'm now staying away from women under the age of
>25, or maybe that should be 30.
So apparently he's still alive. Wherever he is.
--
Of all the things better than owning William Shatner, exactly halfway
up (75% of infinity) would be owning Martin Landau. -Kibo
TPFH
@ My Doctor prescribed me new medication which seems to be helping a lot more.
@ Now, if I could only get rid of my polyester chicken outfit fetish, I would be
@ all set...
Be glad you don't have a Penguin Fetish.
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