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Grrrr!

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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I heard Simon Mayo saying that Gail Porter the babe from sunday morning TV
has got up some peoples noses in the BBC by posing naked in a magazine. Does
anybody know which magazine it is?
Ive had a look in my local newsagent but cant find anything with her name on
except this months Sky magazine, which has her name on the cover, but doesnt
seem to include her inside.

TIA

Grrrr!

Number Six

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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Grrrr! wrote in message <72h8oj$ika$1...@eros.clara.net>...


It's the next GQ magazine (not the current issue.) She apparently has posed
naked coated in baby oil!!

Number Six.

Grrrr!

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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Cheers Number Six,

Ill definitely be at the front of the newsagents queue the day this issue
hits the streets!
Baby oil, yum!

Be seeing you.

Grrrr!

Number Six wrote in message <72hda5$8pj$1...@news1.cableinet.co.uk>...

dru...@my-dejanews.com

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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In article <72h8oj$ika$1...@eros.clara.net>,

"Grrrr!" <aphe...@clara.net> wrote:
> I heard Simon Mayo saying that Gail Porter the babe from sunday morning TV
> has got up some peoples noses in the BBC by posing naked in a magazine. Does
> anybody know which magazine it is?
> Ive had a look in my local newsagent but cant find anything with her name on
> except this months Sky magazine, which has her name on the cover, but doesnt
> seem to include her inside.

If I can refer the right 'onerable gentleman to the statement I made earlier
on uk.media.tv.misc:-

Its TRUE! GC December, Gail sans clothes! Its rather a blue shot.

Actually its a completely blue shot, and she doesn't reveal all,
but whats on show is very nice indeed.

Here's what the text says (manual OCR):-

It's Sunday morning, your head's a bit messy and the
telly's on - some kiddies program call Fully Booked
on BBC 2. You think: "Hello who's the fit, bubbly
blondette with the chirpy Edinburgh accent?"
Well, it's Gail. And she's wasted on kids - they only tune
in for the cartoons, bless'em.
Gail's 27 and a petite six-and-a-half stone, She's got a
nipple ring and a house in West Hampstead. And
everyone wants a piece of her these days - magazines,
telly...She's just returned from a week of swanning
around LA at the behest of uberproducers Miramax.
Furthermore she can handle her vodka.
Strangely, young Porter's single; has been for ages.
So GENTS got her butt-naked in a room with a
splash of baby oil. "GQ's the only magazine I'm getting
my kit off for," she confirms. "Usually I trundle about in
trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as
a potato." You say "patato", we say, "phwoar".

They aint wrong there. She is certainly headed for the 'growed up' market
now (Quote from Arena, she's in Sky on Page 94 too).

Can you beleive Gail is only 6.5 stone (41Kg), wow that was less than I
lost from me bear gut after a month off the larger. She is so tiny, but I
like that.

It doesn't show anything really naughty except her tiny bum.
It looks as small as a babies, so someone might have accidentally
smeared some baby oil on it, before putting a fresh nappy on. :-)

Am I allowed to have fantasies like that? I dont think so.

I'm going off to try and calmn down now. I think flushing me head down the
bog a few times might be in order.

Cheers
---Dave
<GailPort...@listbot.com> (If only ;-)

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Try GQ, I think its in there


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