A cute story
Bonzo
Andy Cartwright <acart...@adelphia.net> wrote in article
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> READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
> A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
> the second hole when he notice a frog sitting next to the green. He
> thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears,
> "Ribbit. 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
> "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
> wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it
> 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow
> that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's
> "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to
> the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3
> wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
> befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
> golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where
> to
> next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and
> the
> guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit
> Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What
> do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000,black 6."
> Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
> man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
> across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
> in
> the
> hotel.
> He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
> replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
> frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
> gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl
> ended up in my room."
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