I have seen all of her films except "Wildflower". and some network
movie of the week.
The film "Freeway" is a hilarious dark comedy, full of straight up in
your face anger and some subtle humor elements. One such scene that I did
not get the first time I watched "Freeway" but laughed at in later
viewings was when Keifer Sutherlands character "Bob" took Reese
Witherspoons character, "Vanessa" out to eat. Vanessa talked lovingly and
admirangly (sp) of her father that she had never met because her mom told
her that he died when she was a baby. Then she asked Bob if he wanted to
see a picture of her Dad. He said 'sure', and she took out her wallet and
showed him an old black and white photo. Bob took it and looked at it. It
was a photo of some old famous serial killer perhaps Richard Spec? or
Starkweather (I am not sure), but a psycho nonetheless. Bob almost choked
on his food, held back a chuckle and said, "Well Vanessa, he is an
interesting looking man." and handed her back the picture. She said,
"thanks", smiled at the picture and belched and sweared.
There is a lot of graphic language in this movie. A 'shitload' is the
proper technical term for the amount. Since I had a lot free time on my
hands I decided to do something constructive, not to mention meaningful
with that time and count the number of swear words that are expressed in
this graphic movie. The following is the statistical breakdown of the
curse words in the film "Freeway" which runs appoximately 102 minutes.
Reese says the word 'fuck' or some variation of it:....47 times
other characters say it.....40 times
Total variations of fuck...87
Reese uses other cuss words.....35 times
other characters use cuss words.....21 times
Total....56
Total swear words ...143
Total swear words by Reese a whopping.. 87
Cuss Rate
all characters all cuss words...1.40 per minute
all characters fuck and its variations 0.85 per minute
Reese's character all by herself, all cuss words...0.80 per minute
Reese's character al by herself, fuck and its variations...0.46 per minute
*please note that I did not rate the words hell or a 'straight' damn, in
any of my calculations because I am jaded.
other poignant numbers:
number of guys ending up with a shitbag due to gunshot wounds inflicted by
Reese's character Vanessa;..1
number of times Vanessa makes out with her boyfriend...2 , with a
chick...1 (but then the warden comes and breaks it up)
number of times any people are seen naked...0
number of times you want to punch brooke shields in the face because she
is taking away precious screen time from witherspoon:..hmm about 5
In summing up I believe that this film has more graphic language in it
based on Cuss Rate (cuss words per minute) 1.40 than any movie I have
seen. On a scale of 1 to 10 this movie rates an 8. Not reaching the 9 only
due to its lack of nudity. But everything else a movie goer wants is
there!
Sincerely,
Yosepi Trashcord