TV Schedule for 05-04-2009, Monday
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All times EDT
(ATL) - Atlanta affiliate, check local listings
(NEW) - premiere/new episode
(OTB) - off topic but of possible interest
(VB) - visual bonus(es)
** - in series cast, unknown episodes
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++ Highlights and/or New Programs.
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7:00 AM-11:00 AM NBC (ATL) Today (NEW)
Kid pingpong champions.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
3:00 PM-6:00 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Mini-marathon, 3 hrs.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Repeat, TV-G)
5:00 PM-5:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs (NEW)
8:00 PM-8:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs (NEW)
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, New, Syndicated Episode Number: 113, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
8:00 PM-9:00 PM CW (ATL) Gossip Girl (NEW)
The Wrath of Con.
Blair pressures Georgina into helping her with a scheme; Chuck and Nate's
rivalry comes to a head; Lily comes up with a secret plan.
Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 223,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
8:00 PM-9:00 PM FAM Greek (NEW)
Dearly Beloved.
Max decides to take his relationship with Casey to the next level; Jordan and
Rusty share an unexpected common bond; a party game leads Rebecca into new
territory.
Spencer Grammer, Jacob Zachar, Jesse McCartney**
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 2020,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
8:00 PM-8:30 PM TLC Little People, Big World (NEW)
11:00 PM-11:30 PM TLC Little People, Big World
The Tractor and the Tortoise.
Pumpkin season gets under way; tensions build between the twins after Zach has
a tractor accident on the same day Jeremy is promoted to tractor supervisor; a
giant tortoise named Ferdinand escapes from the petting zoo.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
8:30 PM-9:00 PM TLC Little People, Big World Lost Episodes (NEW)
11:30 PM-12:00 AM TLC Little People, Big World Lost Episodes
Memories of Iraq.
Matt recalls his two trips to Iraq, where he and Dr. Hoffinger provided
medical aid to an Iraqi family's dwarf children; Matt interacts with soldiers,
dines with a sheik and receives an honorary commission from the U.S. Army.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
8:30 PM-9:00 PM CBS (ATL) How I Met Your Mother (NEW)
Right Place Right Time.
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a
person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
Austin Majors, Tanner Maguire
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
9:00 PM-9:31 PM CBS (ATL) Two and a Half Men (NEW)
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box.
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie
reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Angus T. Jones
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
9:00 PM-10:00 PM CW (ATL) One Tree Hill (NEW)
Show Me How To Live. Series 6, episode 22.
Haley and Brooke plan a baby shower for Peyton; Sam gets closer to Victoria;
Lauren and Skills go on a date that doesn't go as planned.
Jackson Brundage, Michael May
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 622,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
9:00 PM-9:30 PM TLC Table for 12 (NEW)
Snowy Day.
Eric and Betty face the daunting task of keeping all 10 children busy and safe
when they're unexpectedly off from school because of a snow day.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
10:00 PM-11:00 PM CBS (ATL) CSI: Miami (NEW)
Collateral Damage.
A seemingly normal family is targeted in a brutal grenade attack, leaving
Horatio and the team to figure out why.
Evan Ellingson**, Drew Tyler Bell
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 723,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
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++ Daily Listings.
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12:00 AM-3:00 AM AETV Independence Day
A fighter pilot (Will Smith), a computer whiz (Jeff Goldblum) and others fight
back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities.
Giuseppe Andrews, Ross Bagley, Devon Gummersall
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 145 mins, 1996, TV-14, 3 Star)
12:00 AM-1:00 AM AMC Mad Men
Six Month Leave. Series 2, episode 9.
Freddy Rumsen gives a disappointing pitch; Pete exploits an opportunity; Don
proves his loyalty; Betty finds a welcome distraction.
Vincent Kartheiser
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 209, Original Air Date:
2008-09-28, Repeat, TV-14)
12:00 AM-12:30 AM DXD Phil of the Future
The Giggle.
Phil and Keely alter their futures after looking at a history book.
Ricky Ullman
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 204, Original Air Date:
2005-07-20, Repeat, TV-G)
12:00 AM-1:35 AM HBO Journey to the Center of the Earth
A science professor (Brendan Fraser) and his nephew (Josh Hutcherson)
encounter strange creatures and stranger lands as they travel beneath the
Earth's surface.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 93 mins, 2008, PG, 3 Star)
12:00 AM-12:35 AM HBOZ Summer Heights High
Mr. G revels in the premiere of his musical; Ja'mie must find a new date on
the day of the formal; Jonah gives a final farewell gift to the students and
teachers of Summer Heights High as the semester officially ends.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 08, Original Air Date:
2008-12-28, TV-MA)
12:40 AM-2:15 AM TMCX S.F.W.
Held by terrorists inside a store for 36 days, a survivor (Stephen Dorff) with
a "so-what" attitude emerges as a TV celebrity.
Stephen Dorff, Tobey Maguire
(Stereo, Run Time: 92 mins, 1994, R, 2 Star)
1:00 AM-2:00 AM UHD Hack
My Fare Lady. Series 2, episode 6.
Olshansky becomes smitten with an amnesiac (Kelli Williams) who is being
hunted down by a professional assassin.
Matthew Borish
(Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2003-11-01,
Repeat)
1:00 AM-2:45 AM FLIX Silent Cradle
A reporter (Lorraine Bracco) investigating the death of her baby learns that
the child was sold into black-market adoption.
Nathan Machholz
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 100 mins, 1997, TV-14)
1:00 AM-3:00 AM CW (ATL) American Pie
Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom
night.
Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, Chris
Owen, Eric Lively, Eli Marienthal
(Run Time: 95 mins, 1999, R, 3 Star)
1:00 AM-2:00 AM AMC Breaking Bad
4 Days Out. Series 2, episode 9.
Walt and his family wait for news after he undergoes a PET-CT scan; Walt
follows Saul's advice; Jesse's relationship with Jane is put on hold when he
and Walt head to the desert for a marathon of cooking.
RJ Mitte
(Syndicated Episode Number: 209, Original Air Date: 2009-05-03, Repeat, TV-14)
1:15 AM-3:00 AM HBOC Just Looking
Sent to live with his aunt and uncle, a 1950s Bronx teenager (Ryan Merriman)
devotes his summer vacation to catching adults having sex.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 97 mins, 1999, R, 3 Star)
1:30 AM-3:25 AM 5MAX Blood Work
A former FBI agent (Clint Eastwood) comes out of retirement to find the killer
who murdered his heart donor.
Mason Lucero
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 111 mins, 2002, R, 3 Star)
1:55 AM-3:35 AM STZK The Little Vampire
Misunderstood vampires enlist a California boy (Jonathan Lipnicki) living in
Scotland to help them retrieve an amulet that will make them human.
Jonathan Lipnicki, Rollo Weeks
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 97 mins, 2000, PG, 2 Star)
2:00 AM-4:00 AM USA You Got Served
Street dancers (Marques Houston, Omari Grandberry, Jarell Houston) work
together to win a competition worth $50,000 and a spot in a music video.
Malcolm David Kelley
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 2004, PG-13, 2 Star)
2:00 AM-3:00 AM CIN Philly
There's No Business Like No Business. Series 1, episode 17.
Kathleen discovers that her opposing counsel, the district attorney's nephew,
is not acting in good faith in a robbery/murder case.
Scotty Leavenworth
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 17, Original Air Date:
2002-03-12, Repeat, TV-14)
2:00 AM-4:00 AM HM Prisoner of Zenda, Inc.
Computer executives recruit a look-alike Little Leaguer (Jonathan Jackson)
when their youthful boss is kidnapped.
Jonathan Jackson, Richard Lee Jackson, David Kaye, Blair Slater, Jesse Moss
(Run Time: 100 mins, 1996, TV-G, 2 Star)
2:15 AM-4:05 AM ENCORE Unbreakable
The sole survivor (Bruce Willis) of a horrific train crash, questioning his
existence, finds counsel in a mysterious stranger (Samuel L. Jackson).
Spencer Treat Clark, Sasha Neulinger, John Patrick Amedori
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 107 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
2:30 AM-4:30 AM TBS Prince Charming
A prince must convince a Broadway diva to marry him in order to break a curse
placed on him and his squire (Martin Short).
Jake Goldsbie
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 2001, TV-PG, 2 Star)
2:35 AM-4:20 AM STZE Untraceable
FBI agents (Diane Lane, Colin Hanks) try to find a tech-savvy serial killer
who posts live feeds of his grisly crimes on the Internet.
Joseph Cross
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2008, R, 3 Star)
3:00 AM-4:00 AM CIN Philly
Brotherly Love. Series 1, episode 18.
Kathleen's brother tells his criminal friends he can use his legal connections
to influence their trials.
Scotty Leavenworth
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2002-03-19, Repeat, TV-14)
3:10 AM-4:45 AM ACMAX River of No Return
A farmer (Robert Mitchum) and his son raft Rockies rapids with a gold-rush
gambler's (Rory Calhoun) girlfriend (Marilyn Monroe).
Tommy Rettig
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 1954, TV-PG, 3 Star)
3:50 AM-5:50 AM LMN Deadly Web
A divorced mother (Gigi Rice) and her son (Andrew Lawrence) receive
increasingly threatening e-mail from a stalker.
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 97 mins, 1996, TV-PG, 2 Star)
4:00 AM-5:35 AM ENCRWA The Legend of Johnny Lingo
A boy forms a strong bond with another outcast on an island, then sails away
to search for his family.
Daniel Logan
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 2003, G, 2 Star)
4:05 AM-5:35 AM ENCORE Billy Madison
An adult goof-off (Adam Sandler) goes back to elementary school in order to
run his father's (Darren McGavin) company.
Marc Donato, Conor Devitt
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 1995, PG-13, 2 Star)
4:05 AM-6:15 AM MOMAX The Juror
A mob hit man (Alec Baldwin) will kill a single mother's (Demi Moore) son
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) if she cannot sway her fellow jurors in a murder trial.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joseph Perrino
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 116 mins, 1996, R, 3 Star)
4:20 AM-6:00 AM STZE Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly) rises to music
stardom, falls victim to drug abuse, and finds the love of a good woman (Jenna
Fischer).
Chip Hormess, Taylor Hubert, Jack Donovan Saperstein, Aron Johnson,
Christopher Hurt, et al.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 96 mins, 2007, R, 3 Star)
4:30 AM-6:30 AM AMC The Fly
A scientist's genes are mixed with those of a common housefly during a botched
teleportation experiment.
Charles Herbert
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 1958, TV-PG, 3 Star)
5:00 AM-5:30 AM UHD A Minute With Stan Hooper
Bye, Bye Miss American Pie.
Gary invites Molly and Chelsea to join an all-male caroling group, the Silent
Knights; Stan sets out to secure the recipe for Clara Meek's apple pie before
she dies.
Eric Lively
(Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 009,
Original Air Date: 2003-12-12, Repeat)
5:35 AM-7:45 AM STZIB Sneakers
An ex-'60s-radical computer hacker (Robert Redford) and his company are tapped
for a shady black-box job.
River Phoenix
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 125 mins, 1992, PG-13, 3 Star)
5:35 AM-7:05 AM ENCRWA Clifford
A bratty 10-year-old (Martin Short) stays with his Los Angeles uncle (Charles
Grodin) while his parents are in Hawaii.
Kevin Mockrin, Ben Savage
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 1994, PG, 1 Star)
6:00 AM-6:30 AM FUEL Camp Woodward
The Big Finale.
(Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-03-23, Repeat)
6:00 AM-7:00 AM UHD Hack
Looking Glass.
Jamie must face his father's extramarital affair, which takes a deadly turn
when the mistress is found dead.
Matthew Borish
(Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2003-11-08,
Repeat)
6:10 AM-8:00 AM ENCRD Canvas
With his wife (Marcia Gay Harden) in a psychiatric hospital, a man (Joe
Pantoliano) quits his job and builds a sailboat in his driveway.
Devon Gearhart, Marcus Johns, Antony Del Rio
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2006, PG-13, 3 Star)
7:00 AM-9:00 AM ENCORE Overboard
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets
who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
Jared Rushton, Jeffrey Wiseman
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 112 mins, 1987, PG, 3 Star)
7:00 AM-7:30 AM FUEL New Pollution
(Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2006-12-31)
7:00 AM-11:00 AM NBC (ATL) Today (NEW)
Kid pingpong champions.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
7:05 AM-9:05 AM STZK The Final Season
An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a
champion high-school baseball team before the school merges with another.
Michael Angarano
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 113 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
7:05 AM-8:30 AM ENCRWA Underdog
A canine superhero (Jason Lee) must save the day when an evil scientist (Peter
Dinklage) and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City.
Alex Neuberger
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 80 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
7:05 AM-8:55 AM HBOC House Arrest
Classmates get ideas after two kids lock their divorcing parents (Jamie Lee
Curtis, Kevin Pollak) in the basement.
Kyle Howard
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 108 mins, 1996, PG, 2 Star)
7:15 AM-9:00 AM HBOSIG La Edad de la Peseta
In 1958 Havana a 10-year-old (Iv�n Carreira) falls for a local film star and
helps his grandmother (Mercedes Sampietro) with her photography business.
(Stereo, Subtitled, Run Time: 92 mins, 2006, TV-14, 3 Star)
7:35 AM-9:20 AM FLIX The Winslow Boy
Struggling to clear his son's name, a man (Nigel Hawthorne) hires a lawyer
(Jeremy Northam) and ignores a trial's devastating effects on his family.
Guy Edwards
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 104 mins, 1999, G, 3 Star)
7:45 AM-9:30 AM HBO Rails and Ties
After his train slams into a suicidal woman's car, a man (Kevin Bacon) and his
ailing wife (Marcia Gay Harden) give shelter to the dead woman's orphaned son
(Miles Heizer).
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2007, PG-13, 2 Star)
8:00 AM-10:00 AM HM Max Is Missing
A 12-year-old's (Toran Caudell) vacation includes exploring Inca ruins,
possessing a priceless mask and fleeing from grave robbers.
(Run Time: 95 mins, 1995, TV-G, 3 Star)
8:00 AM-9:00 AM ESPNCL X Games Classix
2003: Champions.
(Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 04004, Original Air
Date: 2004-07-08, Repeat)
8:00 AM-8:30 AM DXD Even Stevens
Devil Mountain. Series 2, episode 10.
Mandy is pursuing Ren's boyfriend, Bobby.
Shia LaBeouf, A.J. Trauth
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 207, Original Air Date:
2001-09-07, Repeat, TV-G)
8:15 AM-10:00 AM SHO2 Radio Inside
A Miami lifeguard (William McNamara) loves his older brother's (Dylan Walsh)
girlfriend (Elisabeth Shue) and listens to a radio he hears in his head.
Brett Murray
(Stereo, Run Time: 91 mins, 1994, NR, 2 Star)
8:15 AM-11:30 AM 5MAX Short Cuts
A study of the human condition examining the intertwined lives of 22 people.
Based on Raymond Carver's stories.
Zane Cassidy
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 189 mins, 1993, R, 4 Star)
8:20 AM-10:20 AM SHOWB Burnt Offerings
A couple (Karen Black, Oliver Reed), their son and an old aunt (Bette Davis)
rent a mansion for the summer and find it's haunted.
Lee Montgomery
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 116 mins, 1976, PG, 2 Star)
8:30 AM-10:10 AM ENCRWA Bring It On
An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain (Kirsten Dunst)
of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition.
Jesse Bradford, Nathan West, Cody McMains
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 98 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
9:00 AM-10:40 AM ENCORE She's All That
A cool teen (Freddie Prinze Jr.) bets a friend that he can transform the
school's geekiest girl (Rachael Leigh Cook) into a prom queen.
Paul Walker, Kieran Culkin, Elden Henson, Chris Owen
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 1999, PG-13, 2 Star)
9:00 AM-9:30 AM CW (ATL) George Lopez
Sk8r Boyz. Series 4, episode 6.
Max (Luis Armand Garcia) gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging
out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 62, Original Air Date:
2004-11-09, Repeat, TV-PG)
9:30 AM-11:05 AM TMC Sea People
An elderly couple (Hume Cronyn, Joan Gregson) have a profound impact upon a
14-year-old (Tegan Moss) who dreams of swimming the English Channel.
Shawn Roberts
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 92 mins, 1999, TV-PG, 2 Star)
9:30 AM-11:15 AM STZC Nine Months
His girlfriend's (Julianne Moore) pregnancy sends a San Francisco child
psychologist (Hugh Grant) into panic.
Joey Simmrin, Cody Dorkin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 102 mins, 1995, PG-13, 2 Star)
9:45 AM-11:20 AM STZCI Lonesome Jim
A 27-year-old man (Casey Affleck) moves back in with his parents.
Jack Rovello
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 2005, R, 3 Star)
9:45 AM-11:45 AM STZE The Juror
A mob hit man (Alec Baldwin) will kill a single mother's (Demi Moore) son
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) if she cannot sway her fellow jurors in a murder trial.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joseph Perrino
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 116 mins, 1996, R, 3 Star)
9:50 AM-11:50 AM ENCRD Little Women
Louisa May Alcott's classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four
sisters in Civil War-era New England.
Christian Bale
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 118 mins, 1994, PG, 4 Star)
10:00 AM-12:00 PM TBS Vegas Vacation
Clark (Chevy Chase) and Ellen Griswold's (Beverly D'Angelo) disastrous family
outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid).
Ethan Embry
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 95 mins, 1997, TV-14, 2 Star)
10:20 AM-12:00 PM SHOWB Big and Hairy
A boy (Robert Burke) recruits a young sasquatch onto the local basketball
team, with unforseen results.
Robert Burke, Tyler Thompson, Zach Lipovsky, Shayn Solberg, Neil Denis, David
Kaye
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 1998, TV-G, 2 Star)
10:30 AM-11:00 AM FUEL New Pollution
Ben Watts; Alana Blanchard; Hanna Zanzi.
(Original Air Date: 2007-04-09, Repeat)
10:40 AM-12:10 PM ENCORE Daddy Day Camp
Chaos reigns when two clueless fathers (Cuba Gooding Jr., Paul Rae) take
charge of a dilapidated summer camp and its ill-behaved attendees.
Spencir Bridges, Dallin Boyce, Taggart Hurtubise, Tad D'Agostino, Tyger
Rawlings, Talon G. Ackerman, Zachary Allen, Sean Patrick Flaherty
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 2007, PG, 1 Star)
11:00 AM-1:00 PM HBOSIG Meet the Parents
When a woman brings her boyfriend (Ben Stiller) home for her sister's wedding,
her father (Robert De Niro), a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to
him.
Cody Arens, Cole Hawkins, Spencer Breslin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 108 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
11:00 AM-1:00 PM USA The Hunted
Aided by the FBI, a retired combat-trainer (Tommy Lee Jones) searches for a
former student (Benicio Del Toro) who is killing civilians in Oregon.
Bobby Preston
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 2003, R, 2 Star)
11:15 AM-1:00 PM STZC Major Payne
A Marine (Damon Wayans) with little understanding of civilians commands a
group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school doctor (Karyn Parsons).
Chris Owen
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 97 mins, 1995, PG-13, 2 Star)
11:30 AM-12:30 PM HDNET Smallville
Fallout. Series 6, episode 6.
Clark learns Raya managed to escape from the Phantom Zone and has come to see
him; Baern (Bow Wow), a killer who also escaped, takes them on as revenge for
his imprisonment.
Bow Wow
(Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 606,
Original Air Date: 2006-11-02, Repeat, TV-PG)
11:35 AM-1:15 PM STZK Grand Champion
A boy (Jacob Fisher) must save his prizewinning steer from winding up as
hamburger patties.
(Close Captioned, 2002, G, 2 Star)
11:40 AM-1:15 PM HDNETMV The Stupids
The head of a dimwitted suburban family stumbles onto a secret plot involving
arms sales to international terrorists.
Bug Hall
(High Definition, Close Captioned, Run Time: 93 mins, 1996, PG, 1 Star)
11:40 AM-1:30 PM MAX Joshua
A Wall Street broker (Sam Rockwell) and his wife (Vera Farmiga) fall victim to
a series of sinister events that their precocious son may have engineered.
Jacob Kogan
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 105 mins, 2007, R, 3 Star)
12:00 PM-1:00 PM CMTV World's Strictest Parents
The McCuins.
Teenagers Ricky and Katie are packed off to live with the McCuin family; the
teens are expected to follow a regimented routine based on faith, family and
physical exercise.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 103, Original Air Date: 2009-05-02,
Repeat)
12:00 PM-2:00 PM HBOF E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
A boy's close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique
friendship in Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning film.
Henry Thomas
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 115 mins, 1982, PG, 5 Star)
12:00 PM-1:35 PM DISN Read It and Weep
A schoolgirl's (Kay Panabaker) private journal becomes a best-seller after she
accidentally hands it in as a homework assignment.
Jason Dolley, Chad Broskey, Nick Whitaker, K.C. Clyde, Clayton Taylor
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 84 mins, 2006, TV-G)
12:00 PM-1:00 PM HALMRK Touched By An Angel
A House Divided. Series 6, episode 13.
A boy wants to divorce his parents and live with Andrew.
Eli Marienthal
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 613, Original Air Date:
2000-01-23, Repeat, TV-PG)
12:15 PM-2:35 PM HBOZ Brokeback Mountain
In 1960s Wyoming two cowboys (Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal) begin a secret
romance that endures through many years and each one's shaky marriage.
Kade Phillips
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 134 mins, 2005, R, 4 Star)
12:40 PM-2:20 PM ENCRM Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain
A bored big-city teen (Christina Ricci) hunts for gold with the local bad girl
(Anna Chlumsky) in a small Pacific Northwest town circa 1980.
Jesse Moss, Scott Augustine
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 1995, PG, 2 Star)
1:00 PM-2:00 PM CIN Hack
Obsession. Series 1, episode 11.
Olshansky agrees to protect a woman from a man she says has been stalking her,
but Marcellus doubts her story.
Matthew Borish
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2002-12-20, Repeat, TV-14)
1:00 PM-1:30 PM CHILLER Tales From the Darkside
The Bitterest Pill.
A boy takes pills that enhance his mind.
Jason Horst
(Syndicated Episode Number: 327)
1:00 PM-2:00 PM CMTV World's Strictest Parents
The Hatchers.
The hardworking Hatcher family hosts teenagers Reed and Jessica; the two teens
must work hard from dawn till dusk at the family's Tennessee dairy and
veterinary clinic.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 102, Original Air Date: 2009-04-25,
Repeat)
1:10 PM-3:10 PM FLIX Harry and Son
An out-of-work hard hat (Paul Newman) clashes with his surfer son (Robby
Benson), a would-be writer working in a car wash.
Director: Paul Newman
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 117 mins, 1984, PG, 2 Star)
1:15 PM-3:00 PM 5MAX The Number 23
A man (Jim Carrey) becomes obsessed with a book that appears to be based on
his life and ends with the murder of the main character.
Logan Lerman, Paul Butcher
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 97 mins, 2007, R, 2 Star)
1:20 PM-2:50 PM ENCRWA Clifford
A bratty 10-year-old (Martin Short) stays with his Los Angeles uncle (Charles
Grodin) while his parents are in Hawaii.
Kevin Mockrin, Ben Savage
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 1994, PG, 1 Star)
1:30 PM-3:15 PM SHO2 Touch and Go
A pro hockey player (Michael Keaton) falls for the single mother (Maria
Conchita Alonso) of a boy (Ajay Naidu) who set him up for a mugging.
(Run Time: 101 mins, 1986, R, 2 Star)
1:30 PM-3:15 PM HBO2 Rocket Science
Smitten with a pretty and smart classmate, a teen (Reece Daniel Thompson) with
a stuttering problem joins his high-school debate team.
Reece Thompson, Brandon Thane Wilson
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2007, R, 3 Star)
1:30 PM-4:05 PM MAX The Majestic
Residents of a 1950s coastal community mistake an amnesiac screenwriter for a
soldier who never returned from the war.
Scotty Leavenworth, Grant Vaught
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 152 mins, 2001, PG, 3 Star)
1:35 PM-4:15 PM SHOWX There Will Be Blood
Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) becomes a self-made oil tycoon, but he
deviates into moral bankruptcy as his material fortune grows.
Paul Dano
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 158 mins, 2007, R, 5 Star)
2:00 PM-3:30 PM HBOC Mr. Bean's Holiday
Bumbling Bean (Rowan Atkinson) takes a holiday on the French Riviera and is
mistaken for a kidnapper and an avante-garde filmmaker.
Preston Nyman, Max Baldry
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 88 mins, 2007, G, 3 Star)
2:00 PM-2:30 PM FUEL M80
Jim McNeill.
Featured rider Jim McNeil; the "Hill Kids"; a contest at the Quarry.
(Original Air Date: 2006-06-14, Repeat)
2:20 PM-4:30 PM ENCRD Ransom
A self-made millionaire (Mel Gibson) stuns his wife (Rene Russo) and the FBI
with a televised threat to his son's kidnappers.
Brawley Nolte, Peter Anthony Tambakis
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 120 mins, 1996, R, 3 Star)
2:30 PM-3:00 PM HBOF The Music in Me: Children's Recitals From Classical to
Latin, Jazz to Zydeco
Profiles of young musicians from different musical and cultural traditions.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2006-10-07, TV-G)
2:40 PM-5:05 PM ENCRL Jerry Maguire
A Los Angeles sports agent (Tom Cruise) finds love with a pretty accountant
(Renee Zellweger) after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee.
Jonathan Lipnicki, Jeremy Suarez
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 138 mins, 1996, R, 4 Star)
2:50 PM-4:50 PM STZK The Final Season
An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a
champion high-school baseball team before the school merges with another.
Michael Angarano
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 113 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
2:50 PM-4:35 PM ENCRWA Bring It On
An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain (Kirsten Dunst)
of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition.
Jesse Bradford, Nathan West, Cody McMains
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 98 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
3:00 PM-4:00 PM UNI Juro Que Te Amo
Violeta Madrigal busca el verdadero amor despu�s de que su familia sufre
muchos da�os y pierde casi todo.
(Original Air Date: 2008-07-28)
3:00 PM-4:35 PM HDNETMV Babe
An Australian farmer (James Cromwell) adopts a piglet that becomes a champion
herder of sheep. Live action/animatronics.
Ross Bagley
(High Definition, Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 1995, G, 5 Star)
3:00 PM-3:30 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Crazy Ten Minute Sale.
Alex uses a spell to duplicate herself.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 102, Original Air Date:
2007-10-12, Repeat, TV-G)
3:10 PM-4:55 PM FLIX The Winslow Boy
Struggling to clear his son's name, a man (Nigel Hawthorne) hires a lawyer
(Jeremy Northam) and ignores a trial's devastating effects on his family.
Guy Edwards
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 104 mins, 1999, G, 3 Star)
3:15 PM-4:45 PM SHO2 Delta Farce
An Army officer mistakes three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.
J. Qualls) for Army Reservists and deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is
prematurely ejected over Mexico.
Parker Goris, Luis Ch�vez
(Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG-13, 2 Star)
3:30 PM-4:00 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain.
Alex uses a pocket elf to pass a Spanish exam.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 104, Original Air Date:
2007-10-26, Repeat, TV-G)
3:30 PM-4:00 PM THEN Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Dares and Bad Habbits. Series 2, episode 8.
Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy Meeney; the friends try to conquer their
bad habits.
Devon Werkheiser, Daniel Curtis Lee, Tylor Chase, Christian Serratos, Kyle
Swann, Austin Butler (uncredited)
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 209, Original Air Date:
2006-01-14, Repeat, TV-Y7)
3:30 PM-5:00 PM HBOC The Incredible Shrinking Woman
A housewife (Lily Tomlin) grows smaller and smaller in reaction to chemicals
found in cosmetics and household products.
Justin Dana
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 88 mins, 1981, PG, 2 Star)
3:30 PM-5:15 PM HBO The Invasion
A psychiatrist (Nicole Kidman) discovers that an epidemic altering the
behavior of human beings is extraterrestrial in origin.
Jackson Bond
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 99 mins, 2007, PG-13, 2 Star)
3:30 PM-5:15 PM STZE Untraceable
FBI agents (Diane Lane, Colin Hanks) try to find a tech-savvy serial killer
who posts live feeds of his grisly crimes on the Internet.
Joseph Cross
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2008, R, 3 Star)
3:30 PM-4:00 PM DKIDS Darcy's Wild Life
Slightly Used.
Jenny uses Eli to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.
Andrew Chalmers, Kerry Saxena, Daniel Clark
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2005-10-22, Repeat, TV-Y7)
4:00 PM-4:30 PM THEN Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Substitute Teachers and The New Kid. Series 2, episode 9.
Ned helps his favorite substitute teacher connect with the students; Ned tries
to help a new girl adapt to the school.
Devon Werkheiser, Daniel Curtis Lee, Hunter Gomez, Kyle Swann, Austin Butler
(uncredited)
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 210, Original Air Date:
2006-01-21, Repeat, TV-Y7)
4:00 PM-4:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 111, Original Air Date: 2009-04-29)
4:00 PM-4:30 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Report Card.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 118, Original Air Date:
2008-06-29, Repeat, TV-G)
4:05 PM-6:15 PM STZIB Sneakers
An ex-'60s-radical computer hacker (Robert Redford) and his company are tapped
for a shady black-box job.
River Phoenix
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 125 mins, 1992, PG-13, 3 Star)
4:05 PM-5:45 PM MAX Evan Almighty
A newly elected congressman (Steve Carell) faces a crisis of biblical
proportions when God (Morgan Freeman) commands him to build an ark.
Johnny Simmons, Graham Phillips, Jimmy Bennett
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 96 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
4:30 PM-5:00 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
You Can't Always Get What You Carpet.
Alex and her father argue while he teaches her how to fly a magic carpet.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 101, Original Air Date:
2007-11-10, Repeat, TV-G)
4:30 PM-5:00 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 112, Original Air Date: 2009-04-30)
4:35 PM-6:00 PM ENCRWA Underdog
A canine superhero (Jason Lee) must save the day when an evil scientist (Peter
Dinklage) and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City.
Alex Neuberger
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 80 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
4:45 PM-6:30 PM SHO2 The Virgin Suicides
Men reminisce about intriguing sisters, whose parents (James Woods, Kathleen
Turner) quarantined them after one of the five killed herself.
Jonathan Tucker, Joe Dinicol
(Stereo, Run Time: 97 mins, 1999, R, 3 Star)
5:00 PM-6:20 PM STZCI Good Time Max
Two genius brothers lead different lives: one as a doctor, the other as a drug
addict.
Tylor Chase, Blaine Miller
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 2007, TV-MA)
5:00 PM-7:00 PM HBO2 I Dreamed of Africa
After a harrowing car accident, a woman (Kim Basinger) and her family (Vincent
Perez, Liam Aiken) move to Africa where she eventually becomes a celebrated
conservationist.
Liam Aiken
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 114 mins, 2000, PG-13, 2 Star)
5:00 PM-5:30 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Beware Wolf.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 202, Original Air Date:
2008-09-21, Repeat, TV-G)
5:00 PM-5:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs (NEW)
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, New, Syndicated Episode Number: 113, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
5:00 PM-7:28 PM DXD The Incredibles
Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero (Craig T. Nelson) and his
family get a chance to save the world. Animated.
Spencer Fox
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 115 mins, 2004, TV-PG, 4 Star)
5:00 PM-7:30 PM FX X-Men: The Last Stand
An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line
between the followers (Hugh Jackman) of Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and
those of Magneto (Ian McKellen).
Cayden Boyd, Cameron Bright, Connor Widdows
(Run Time: 105 mins, 2006, TV-PG, 3 Star)
5:15 PM-7:15 PM STZE The Juror
A mob hit man (Alec Baldwin) will kill a single mother's (Demi Moore) son
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) if she cannot sway her fellow jurors in a murder trial.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joseph Perrino
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 116 mins, 1996, R, 3 Star)
5:30 PM-6:00 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Graphic Novel.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 203, Original Air Date:
2008-10-05, Repeat, TV-G)
6:00 PM-6:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 107, Original Air Date: 2009-04-22)
6:05 PM-8:00 PM HDNETMV Ghost World
The lives of best friends (Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson) diverge after
high-school graduation and their encounter with a pathetic loner (Steve
Buscemi).
Brad Renfro
(High Definition, Close Captioned, Run Time: 111 mins, 2001, R, 4 Star)
6:05 PM-8:00 PM ENCORE Overboard
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets
who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
Jared Rushton, Jeffrey Wiseman
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 112 mins, 1987, PG, 3 Star)
6:15 PM-8:00 PM SHOCSE War
A federal agent (Jason Statham) seeks revenge on an elusive assassin (Jet Li)
after his partner and family are killed, but the target ignites a war between
rival Asian mobsters.
Nicholas Elia
(Stereo, Run Time: 103 mins, 2007, R, 2 Star)
6:20 PM-8:00 PM STZK Grand Champion
A boy (Jacob Fisher) must save his prizewinning steer from winding up as
hamburger patties.
(Close Captioned, 2002, G, 2 Star)
6:20 PM-8:00 PM STZCI Lonesome Jim
A 27-year-old man (Casey Affleck) moves back in with his parents.
Jack Rovello
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 2005, R, 3 Star)
6:30 PM-8:05 PM SHOWX Reeker
An unseen, foul-smelling force terrorizes five stranded travelers (Devon
Gummersall, Derek Richardson, Tina Illman) in an abandoned town.
Paul Butcher
(Stereo, Run Time: 92 mins, 2005, TV-14, 3 Star)
6:30 PM-8:15 PM SHO2 Double Jeopardy
While in jail for murdering her husband (Bruce Greenwood), a woman (Ashley
Judd) discovers he is living under a new identity with their son.
Benjamin Weir, Addison Ridge
(Stereo, 1999, R, 3 Star)
6:30 PM-8:00 PM FLIX Snow Day
Students steal a snow plow and fend off its crazy driver (Chris Elliott) in an
attempt to keep school closed for a second day.
Mark Webber, Josh Peck, Jade Yorker, Connor Matheus, J. Adam Brown
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 2000, PG, 2 Star)
6:30 PM-7:00 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 110, Original Air Date: 2009-04-28)
6:45 PM-9:00 PM ENCRL In the Bedroom
A tragedy involving a doctor (Tom Wilkinson), his wife (Sissy Spacek) and
their college-age son (Nick Stahl) reveals the chasm in the relationship.
(Run Time: 138 mins, 2001, R, 4 Star)
7:00 PM-7:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 109, Original Air Date: 2009-04-27)
7:00 PM-8:30 PM THEN iCarly
iGo to Japan.
Carly, Sam and Freddie travel to Japan after the show is nominated for a
prestigious iWeb award.
Nathan Kress
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 999, Original Air Date:
2008-11-08, Repeat, TV-Y7)
7:00 PM-9:00 PM HBOF E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
A boy's close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique
friendship in Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning film.
Henry Thomas
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 115 mins, 1982, PG, 5 Star)
7:00 PM-8:00 PM CIN Hack
Obsession. Series 1, episode 11.
Olshansky agrees to protect a woman from a man she says has been stalking her,
but Marcellus doubts her story.
Matthew Borish
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2002-12-20, Repeat, TV-14)
7:00 PM-9:00 PM HBOSIG All the Pretty Horses
In the late 1940s two young Texans (Matt Damon, Henry Thomas), intrigued by
Old West cowboy life, find themselves in Mexico, where one has a forbidden
affair with the daughter (Pen�lope Cruz) of a wealthy landowner.
Alum Henry Thomas, Lucas Black
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 117 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
7:00 PM-7:30 PM TLC Little People, Big World Lost Episodes
The Secret Lives of Teenage Twins.
Amy tries to teach the twins basic skills like cooking, but the teens are too
busy thinking about dating, driving and getting tattoos.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2009-04-27, Repeat, TV-G)
7:00 PM-8:00 PM SCIFI Star Trek: The Next Generation
Evolution. Series 3, episode 1.
Wesley's (Wil Wheaton) experiment may be at the root of a computer malfunction
threatening a scientist's (Scott Grimes) mission.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 49, Original Air Date:
1989-09-25, Repeat)
7:30 PM-8:00 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 108, Original Air Date: 2009-04-23)
7:30 PM-11:00 PM FX Superman Returns
While Lex Luthor plots against him, the Man of Steel (Brandon Routh) tries to
reconnect with Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) and find his place in a world that
learned to survive in his absence.
Alum Sam Huntington, Stephan Bender
(Run Time: 154 mins, 2006, TV-PG, 4 Star)
7:30 PM-9:00 PM SHOW The Tracey Fragments
Wearing only a tattered curtain, a teen (Ellen Page) searches for her missing
brother, when she fears she has hypnotized him into believing he is a dog.
Zie Souwand, Ryan Cooley, Jeffrey Bornstein
(Stereo, Run Time: 77 mins, 2007, R, 3 Star)
8:00 PM-10:00 PM ENCRD Little Women
Louisa May Alcott's classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four
sisters in Civil War-era New England.
Christian Bale
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 118 mins, 1994, PG, 4 Star)
8:00 PM-9:40 PM ENCRM Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain
A bored big-city teen (Christina Ricci) hunts for gold with the local bad girl
(Anna Chlumsky) in a small Pacific Northwest town circa 1980.
Jesse Moss, Scott Augustine
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 94 mins, 1995, PG, 2 Star)
8:00 PM-9:00 PM CW (ATL) Gossip Girl (NEW)
The Wrath of Con.
Blair pressures Georgina into helping her with a scheme; Chuck and Nate's
rivalry comes to a head; Lily comes up with a secret plan.
Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 223,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
8:00 PM-10:00 PM MAX Blood Work
A former FBI agent (Clint Eastwood) comes out of retirement to find the killer
who murdered his heart donor.
Mason Lucero
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 111 mins, 2002, R, 3 Star)
8:00 PM-8:30 PM MTV Teen Cribs
Ordinary teens live in extraordinary homes.
(Stereo, Syndicated Episode Number: 113, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
8:00 PM-9:35 PM DISN Jump In!
A promising young boxer (Corbin Bleu) joins an all-girl team to compete in
double Dutch jump-rope.
Corbin Bleu, Micah Williams
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 96 mins, 2007, TV-G)
8:00 PM-10:28 PM DXD The Incredibles
Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero (Craig T. Nelson) and his
family get a chance to save the world. Animated.
Spencer Fox
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 115 mins, 2004, TV-PG, 4 Star)
8:00 PM-9:00 PM FAM Greek (NEW)
Dearly Beloved.
Max decides to take his relationship with Casey to the next level; Jordan and
Rusty share an unexpected common bond; a party game leads Rebecca into new
territory.
Spencer Grammer, Jacob Zachar, Jesse McCartney**
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 2020,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
8:00 PM-8:30 PM TLC Little People, Big World (NEW)
The Tractor and the Tortoise.
Pumpkin season gets under way; tensions build between the twins after Zach has
a tractor accident on the same day Jeremy is promoted to tractor supervisor; a
giant tortoise named Ferdinand escapes from the petting zoo.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
8:00 PM-10:00 PM HM Desolation Canyon
A sheriff (Patrick Duffy) and a retired gunman (Stacy Keach) form a posse to
track down a band of violent outlaws.
Drake Johnston
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 96 mins, 2006, TV-PG)
8:30 PM-9:00 PM TLC Little People, Big World Lost Episodes (NEW)
Memories of Iraq.
Matt recalls his two trips to Iraq, where he and Dr. Hoffinger provided
medical aid to an Iraqi family's dwarf children; Matt interacts with soldiers,
dines with a sheik and receives an honorary commission from the U.S. Army.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
8:30 PM-9:00 PM CBS (ATL) How I Met Your Mother (NEW)
Right Place Right Time.
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a
person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
Austin Majors, Tanner Maguire
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
9:00 PM-9:31 PM CBS (ATL) Two and a Half Men (NEW)
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box.
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie
reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Angus T. Jones
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
9:00 PM-10:00 PM CW (ATL) One Tree Hill (NEW)
Show Me How To Live. Series 6, episode 22.
Haley and Brooke plan a baby shower for Peyton; Sam gets closer to Victoria;
Lauren and Skills go on a date that doesn't go as planned.
Jackson Brundage, Michael May
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 622,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
9:00 PM-1:00 AM HDNET Lawrence of Arabia
Controversial British officer T.E. Lawrence (Peter O'Toole) learns the culture
of Arabs (Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn) and unites their tribes against the
Turks.
Michel Ray
(Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Run Time: 216 mins, 1962, PG, 5
Star)
9:00 PM-9:30 PM TLC Table for 12 (NEW)
Snowy Day.
Eric and Betty face the daunting task of keeping all 10 children busy and safe
when they're unexpectedly off from school because of a snow day.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-G)
9:00 PM-11:00 PM HBOZ Bad Boys
Undercover Miami detectives (Martin Lawrence, Will Smith) switch lives while
investigating murders linked to stolen heroin.
Cory Hodges
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 118 mins, 1995, R, 3 Star)
9:00 PM-10:30 PM SUNDAE The Hip Hop Project
Chris "Kharma Kazi" Rolle founds a music program for New York's at-risk youth
and encourages them to write and rap about the real issues affecting their
lives.
(Run Time: 88 mins, 2006, TV-14, 3 Star)
9:10 PM-10:50 PM ENCRWA Bring It On
An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain (Kirsten Dunst)
of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition.
Jesse Bradford, Nathan West, Cody McMains
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 98 mins, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star)
9:30 PM-10:00 PM SHOW Weeds
The Three Coolers. Series 4, episode 4.
After a week sitting shiva, Nancy takes Andy on a mission; Celia continues to
flirt with Captain Till; Doug finds refuge with the Botwins.
Hunter Parrish, Alexander Gould
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 404, Original Air Date:
2008-07-07, Repeat, TV-MA)
9:30 PM-11:30 PM SHOCSE Halloween
A psychiatrist follows an escaped psychopath's blood-soaked trail back to his
hometown.
Daeg Faerch, Skyler Gisondo, Max Van Ville, Daryl Sabara
(Run Time: 110 mins, 2007, R, 2 Star)
9:30 PM-10:00 PM DKIDS Adventure Camp
Swimming With Sharks.
The kids get up-close and personal with sharks.
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-05-17, Repeat, TV-Y7)
9:30 PM-11:30 PM HDNETMV Defending Your Life
A heavenly panel must decide whether a deceased yuppie should be granted
eternal happiness or be sent back to Earth.
Ethan Embry
(High Definition, Close Captioned, Run Time: 112 mins, 1991, PG, 3 Star)
9:35 PM-11:15 PM ENCORE She's All That
A cool teen (Freddie Prinze Jr.) bets a friend that he can transform the
school's geekiest girl (Rachael Leigh Cook) into a prom queen.
Paul Walker, Kieran Culkin, Elden Henson, Chris Owen
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 1999, PG-13, 2 Star)
9:35 PM-11:35 PM STZK The Final Season
An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a
champion high-school baseball team before the school merges with another.
Michael Angarano
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 113 mins, 2007, PG, 2 Star)
9:35 PM-10:00 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Racing.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 204, Original Air Date:
2008-10-12, Repeat, TV-G)
9:45 PM-12:35 AM ACMAX The Good Shepherd
During the early years of the Central Intelligence Agency, a founding member
(Matt Damon) finds that, as the country slides deeper into the Cold War,
dedication to duty has a price.
Austin Williams
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 168 mins, 2006, R, 3 Star)
9:45 PM-11:45 PM IFC Kinsey
Zoologist Alfred Kinsey's (Liam Neeson) research on human sexuality challenges
the status quo of the late 1940s.
Matthew Fahey, Will Denton, Harely Cross
(Close Captioned, Run Time: 118 mins, 2004, TV-MA, 3 Star)
10:00 PM-11:00 PM CBS (ATL) CSI: Miami (NEW)
Collateral Damage.
A seemingly normal family is targeted in a brutal grenade attack, leaving
Horatio and the team to figure out why.
Evan Ellingson**, Drew Tyler Bell
(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 723,
Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
10:00 PM-10:25 PM DISN Wizards of Waverly Place
Make It Happen.
David Henrie, Jake T. Austin
(Syndicated Episode Number: 211, Original Air Date: 2008-12-31, Repeat, TV-G)
10:00 PM-11:00 PM IONSAT NCIS
Bait. Series 3, episode 18.
A teen at a high-school on Quantico Marine Corps Base attaches a bomb to his
body and holds his fellow students hostage.
Michael Welch
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 318, Original Air Date:
2006-03-14, Repeat, TV-PG)
10:00 PM-12:00 AM HM Hogfather
A motley group of wizards and others must find the Hogfather, a beloved man
who delivers presents to children.
Hugo Altman, Fox Jackson-Keen, Aaron Barker
(Part 1 of 2, Close Captioned, Run Time: 189 mins, 2006, TV-PG)
10:30 PM-12:30 AM PBS (ATL) Masterpiece Classic
Cranford (Part 1 of 3).
Mary Smith flees a crisis at home to stay with two sisters in Cranford.
Andrew Byrne
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 3813, Original Air Date:
2008-05-04, Repeat)
10:40 PM-12:30 AM TMCX Ash Wednesday
A reformed hoodlum (Edward Burns) faces a moral dilemma when a vengeful
mobster gets wind that his reportedly dead brother (Elijah Wood) has been seen
around the neighborhood.
Elijah Wood
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 98 mins, 2002, R, 3 Star)
10:45 PM-12:30 AM STZE Untraceable
FBI agents (Diane Lane, Colin Hanks) try to find a tech-savvy serial killer
who posts live feeds of his grisly crimes on the Internet.
Joseph Cross
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 101 mins, 2008, R, 3 Star)
10:45 PM-12:40 AM 5MAX Georgia Rule
Exasperated with her rebellious daughter (Lindsay Lohan), a woman (Felicity
Huffman) sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own stern mother (Jane
Fonda).
Dylan McLaughlin, Zachary Gordon
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 113 mins, 2007, R, 2 Star)
10:50 PM-12:20 AM ENCRWA Clifford
A bratty 10-year-old (Martin Short) stays with his Los Angeles uncle (Charles
Grodin) while his parents are in Hawaii.
Kevin Mockrin, Ben Savage
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 89 mins, 1994, PG, 1 Star)
11:00 PM-11:30 PM TLC Little People, Big World
The Tractor and the Tortoise.
Pumpkin season gets under way; tensions build between the twins after Zach has
a tractor accident on the same day Jeremy is promoted to tractor supervisor; a
giant tortoise named Ferdinand escapes from the petting zoo.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, New Episode, TV-G)
11:00 PM-1:00 AM HBOSIG I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life
insurance beneficiaries, a firefighter (Kevin James) asks his buddy (Adam
Sandler) to pose as his domestic partner.
Cole Morgen, John Farley
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 115 mins, 2007, PG-13, 2 Star)
11:30 PM-1:50 AM ENCRL Jerry Maguire
A Los Angeles sports agent (Tom Cruise) finds love with a pretty accountant
(Renee Zellweger) after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee.
Jonathan Lipnicki, Jeremy Suarez
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 138 mins, 1996, R, 4 Star)
11:30 PM-12:00 AM TLC Little People, Big World Lost Episodes
Memories of Iraq.
Matt recalls his two trips to Iraq, where he and Dr. Hoffinger provided
medical aid to an Iraqi family's dwarf children; Matt interacts with soldiers,
dines with a sheik and receives an honorary commission from the U.S. Army.
Jeremy Roloff, Zach Roloff, Jake Roloff
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, New Episode, TV-G)
11:35 PM-1:05 AM HBOC Mr. Bean's Holiday
Bumbling Bean (Rowan Atkinson) takes a holiday on the French Riviera and is
mistaken for a kidnapper and an avante-garde filmmaker.
Preston Nyman, Max Baldry
(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 88 mins, 2007, G, 3 Star)
Likem
wrote:
>TV Schedule for 05-04-2009, Monday
>All times EDT
>
>10:00 PM-11:00 PM CBS (ATL) CSI: Miami (NEW)
>Collateral Damage.
>A seemingly normal family is targeted in a brutal grenade attack, leaving
>Horatio and the team to figure out why.
>Evan Ellingson**, Drew Tyler Bell
>(Stereo, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 723,
>Original Air Date: 2009-05-04, TV-14)
>
The promo I saw on CBS for this episode showed Evan in it!
>
>4:00 AM-5:35 AM ENCRWA The Legend of Johnny Lingo
>A boy forms a strong bond with another outcast on an island, then sails away
>to search for his family.
>Daniel Logan
>(Stereo, Close Captioned, Run Time: 91 mins, 2003, G, 2 Star)
>
VBs
Likem
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Mediajock
> TV Schedule for 05-04-2009, Monday
> All times EDT
>
> Kid pingpong champions.
> (Stereo, Close Captioned, New, Original Air Date: 2009-05-04)
I don't think this aired on the show but it is in the web.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/16567134
A few other snippets of interest there, including one of cup stacker
Luke Myers.