"Due to poor ventilation,
This bathroom is to only be used for Urinating."
No shit! (Literally.)
I would not shop there any more and just do it in the middle of the floor
then.
If you have to go you have to go and anyway doesn't the city code require so
many bathrooms for so many square feet of office space?
Dial 911 and sing:
Some rows up, we float down
Way down the Shawnee River.
Haul on the beach oar, she moves to slow
Way down the Shawnee River
There's corn in crib, boys, grain in the sack
Float on down to New Orleans on a horses back.
I've got a gal in Louisville, a wife in New Orleans
When I get Way down the Shawnee River
The water is cold boys, the air is thick & dank
The fog it's so god damned thick I cannot see to fart.
Way down the Shawnee River on a horse back.
Von
Painting By Numbers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_pe5pBd7-A&feature=related
One More Winter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdDZajpKwA