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Kutaman

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Jun 12, 2007, 8:05:07 AM6/12/07
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freedom(we're so jealous of her)
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dammit paris

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:48:35]
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George Michael
'Freedom '90'
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she wasnt in any fuckin fit state

to know whether she ahd a licence or not


get fuckin real

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have u ever had th cameras follow u ?

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i'm only a street entertainer but

even i saw a
coupel thpousand last saturday night


shoved in my face

just clickin

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it's her money that shits us

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i'm feelin it bad
i apologise


i get away with so much
i'm licensed to kill fr fucks; sake


and when i get caught drunk driving

nuthing happens


it;s in this diary

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she got th whoel world

condemming her

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and i did
slip her cousin

out of a party
where his friend

had just been doen

for drink driving

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bugger

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th injustice

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wot i get away with and

she cant

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i kill ppl i dont like


th cops even wear those kills

no investigation

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last time i got caught
so drunk


they forgot i was there
ha da nice excuse then

no kits left

all left th scene


here's yr license back

u can go

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three hundred dead tinnies

empty bourbon cans


in frnt of th bakc seat of th car and

i go fuckin scot free

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i'm sorry paris

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fuck

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i live in ned kelly country

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Machine Gun Fellatio
'Mouth'
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and literally get away with murder

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six yrs now

who am i kidding


they never touched me

when i worked fr th gypsie carnival either

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if those
alligator shoes

hadnt graced my limo

leavin th groom's house

after th reception

i'd leave it alone

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he was a wedding guest

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makes him well

family

he been to our family do

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xmas

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drunk as


as th diary goes

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but fr all that

he was juniors wedding guest

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i pulled into juniors drive


two saturday nights ago

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:57:26]
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Kylie Minogue
'Slow'
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bugger
ever light in th house was on

gday

goin singin


no i'll
go bottom end of

the valey of guts

witchcotro shit


u married a halfcaste girl

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i played minder
out th frnt pf th pub
most of th reception


along with my gay lady friend bouncer

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jen

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he picked a fight at th pub
i;m not comin to his bbq

and it wasnt wi one of us

alright kuta lady

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th whingin in th ether

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mostly frm barbie girl

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alright already

she never did liek nickie

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Living Colour
'Love rears its ugly head'
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ya think i


yr jokin arent ya

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catwoman is bad enough

we walked in

to th last

gag


frm th last comedian fr th night

an entrance

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i had to watch five outfits

along with th other chicks


we all went dancin afterwards

care factor

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my diary about to clock

six yrs

i droppin back six

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but


i was dating catwoman


wot i call her

page three model


cow


but i luv her


when i started htis thing and

slept at her place
last saturday night

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she nearly recovered enough

to consider a dance floor

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cant say th c word

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wont

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i just

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we danced a little again


whielwatchinth msucle cars [paraded by


of course weparked across


frm th lvi eband
playin

john butler trio


good man

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th perks

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where was i ?

barbie girl is cut

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Bob Marley And The Wailers
'?'
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J:\june\T-3431820-Bob Marley - Misty morning.mp3

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means she's upset

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umm

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i do get away with overmuch

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sixty thousand kills a yr

ouch

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she walk out her door
not to mention th


fifteen thousand scurryin things
in her path

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can i get to th fuckin car

without havin to heelstrike one

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:08:01]
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Ween
'Voodoo Lady'
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th only advantage of th papparazi is
oen of em

liable to cop th bullet intended fr me


so fuckin jealous


u smile but
are u friendly ?


i smile and

pocket th fee

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when i can retreat

to my office

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th hotel office?

sorry deare

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umm

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tryin to help

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there some injustice

th oz aboriginal justice system


investigating

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pls forgive me

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female half of th voodoo man

not happy with th verdict in yr case

money biass we think

appealing to public sentiment

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fair trial questions

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:51]
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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if the echoes
bug ya just

yell at me a coupel of times

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or bite at me in public

never happened

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my needle probes can bring on
headaches soemtimes


my apologies

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my exwife suffered

i was learning

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which hotel ?

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iknow th feling
of sitting

at th big desk

of th hotel


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got caught sittin there often enough

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bastards

made me eat my dinner

on th managers desk

i was sixteen

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i'm th trainee manager on duty

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he;s just watchin wot i do

get fucked


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its only ten stories but

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th chicks on th frnt counter

are comin back to ask me questions

i got another promotion


i'm too young

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th bastard has goen to bed

it;s my hotel fr th night


i;m sixteen man

i got int rouble

ths morning

for taking th old lady;s car to work

thought i was doin th nigth shift

finishing at eleven


another asisstant manager burned out

get fucked

he was poached

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i'm doin th graveyard shift

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feet up
on th managers desk


havin dinner at oen am

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i'm doin th job
i get th perks

u are mad

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i gto in troubel at th nxt house maids party
ya cant kee pverybody happy


they keep ya running

and everybody is askin ya questions

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where's th money leaking

out of this hotel

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ah fuck
d i get diplomatic or

use wot iknow or
bothmy uncles gave me

hotel runnin instructions

stall fr time

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kuta lady;s old man

has bought a pub


shutup barbie girl

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i walked out
over a girlfriend

i am seeing my girlfriend


i was pullin twelve hr shifts and

too young

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still sixteen

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i liked havin dinner in th restaurant

and listening


after th customers had adjourned to th

cocktail bar

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i'm safe frm em there

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underage and

i can always hide out

in th penthouse


i got a key

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it aint finishe dbut

we have th odd party in there

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i had a honeymoon

in that hotel

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with lizard breath

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breakfast upstairs and


cause i worked there


bloody good service

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dusk was good

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overlookin kuta mountain

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smokin a durrie with one of th housemaids

in th forbidden penthouse

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i met th
worlds biggest twins

could only go up in lift
wi one of em

at a time

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they couldnt walk far

carried stools

well their flunkies did

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alf garnet hey

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nxt time he stays here


u go up wi him


nah just his ego

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used to not bein there

soem of th things y hear


and see

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givin th workin girls

five rooms on th bottom floor

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well
she sloped off fr a leak


ten minutes ago and
i'm it

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dont put th noisy ones in
room

105


th assistant manager
asleep in th room above


stop laughin

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prick

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th shifts he;s ben pulling


it be liek waking th dead


think shes gone to make sure he;s alive


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dont know
dont wanna know

knwo too much

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u have a good night too

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i gto sick of
runninf or th bus

down th hill
started catchin cabs

near midnight

runin fr th bus inth city

i met too many weirdos

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had enough of em
frnt th counter

i dont think so

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are we jealosu as fuck of er

course we are

is there a person onth planet who could

pu their own
moeny jealosu y aside

she can buy

pretty much anythin she wants


but happiness

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and if she did buy that

u'd disect it

and probly kill it

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like dianna

th psychic jury

still out on that one

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:35:01]
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Will Smith
'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble'
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.
.
.

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Groove Armada
'My Friend'
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now mellow out barbie girl

but yeah

it is unfair

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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

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I Want My 80's Box
'Oh Yeah - Yello'
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