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ah

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Nov 29, 2013, 8:06:20 PM11/29/13
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On 11/24/13, 12:27 AM, [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
> <snicker>
>
> Arfatzio, in
> <news:t502999m8oh07akrt...@4ax.com> did thusly
> jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Nov 2013 12:09:21 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> qartl the bootfucked kook (aka Profoundly Retarded Masturbating
>> Monkey, aka Robert Griffin) <qa...@a51.mi1> Pleasantly Postulated::
>
>>> Lying Lamey the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
>>> Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
>>> High-School-Dropout Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka
>>> Anton Ray Eaks of Fairplay, CO), socked up as Teh Lamester
>>> <la...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>> On Sat, 23 Nov 2013 05:54:56 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Friendly
>>>> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wisely pondered:
>
>>>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
>>>>> <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>> Arfatzio, in
>>>>> <news:g43099hmr1b964jg7...@4ax.com> did thusly
>>>>> jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:11:23 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>> qartl the bootfucked kook (aka Profoundly Retarded Masturbating
>>>>>> Monkey, aka Robert Griffin) <qa...@a51.mi1> Pleasantly Postulated::
>
>>>>>>> Arfatzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:51:28 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>> "Ms. Kitty" <li...@castle.home> Pleasantly Postulated::
>
>>>>>>>>> "[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus"
>>>>>>>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why don't you go fuck yourself!
>
>>>>>>>> You know, if it actually could fuck itself it would die of
>>>>>>>> starvation...
>
>>>>>>> Could this happen before its head explodes due ego expansion?
>
>>>>> Can I help it if I'm young, buff, handsome and talented?
>>>>> Good things just naturally happen to people who are
>>>>> superior. It's that whole "Them that's got shall get, Them
>>>>> that's not shall lose. So the Bible says, and it still is
>>>>> news" thing that Billie Holiday wrote about.
>
>>>> You dont know shit about the bible.
>
>>> It does know how to babble, however.
>
> Projection, Dribbles. LOL
>
>>>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>>> Well, if it could fuck itself, then its ego would be severely deflated
>>>>>> from the disappointment with its lover.
>
>>>>> It took fatfuck Arfatzio six whole days to come up with
>>>>> that... he's become so porcine the fat's invaded his brain,
>>>>> and is impeding synaptic response time. LOL
>
>> The synaptic impairment of the foam flecked flouncer
>
> That's an apt description of Arfatzio, seeing as he flounced
> quite dramatically the last time I spanked him into a foamy
> frenzy.
>
>> does seem to be
>> causing temporal impairment. As it was qartl 5 days later in the COO
>> Treehouse with the keyboard, not Aratzio in the Kingdom of Love with
>> the sledgehammer.
>
> Somebody's high as a kite. Check the attributions,
> Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.
>
> This attribution:
>>>>> Arfatzio
> 1234
>
> corresponds to this post:
>>>>>> Well, if it could fuck itself
> 12345
>
> Proves Arfatzio wrote it. Or you could just check the MID,
> Tard.
>
> As regards the dates and the time span between posts:
> What's 22 - 16, Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey?
>
> There's a *reason* you're known as the Profoundly Retarded
> Masturbating Monkey.
>
> <snicker>
>
>>>> On Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:11:23 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> :qartl <qa...@a51.mi1> Pleasantly Postulated::
>> :
>> :>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> :>
>> :>>On Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:51:28 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> :>>"Ms. Kitty" <li...@castle.home> Pleasantly Postulated::
>> :>>
>> :>>>
>> :>>>"[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus"
>> :>>><FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>> :>>>
>> :>>>Why don't you go fuck yourself!
>> :>>>
>> :>>>MK
>> :>>>
>> :>>
>> :>>You know, if it actually could fuck itself it would die of
>> :>>starvation...
>> :>
>> :>Could this happen before its head explodes due ego expansion?
>> :
>> :Well, if it could fuck itself, then its ego would be severely deflated
>> :from the disappointment with its lover.
>
>> Watch the foamer freak out now that it has been show, as usual, to be
>> a bigger moron than expected. You know there should be a downward
>> limit on fail but it does appear to have exceeded the impossible and
>> gone over 100% fail. rate. I have contacted both the Princeton and
>> Oxford Physics departments and they are baffled by this and are
>> postulating that there may be anti-intelligence at work.
>
> Hi, FatFuck! Finish your daily pallet of cupcakes yet?
>
> <snicker>
>
>>>> Aw! Were you sitting there for 6 days just waiting on your owner to
>>>> return? LOL
>
>>> It just keeps humping, and humping, and humping, and humping...
>
>> He does have a thing for little pink bunnies.
>
> Wow, just look at all my pwned kooks lining up for an ass
> kicking.
>
> Melt, kooks, melt!
> Spin, kooks, spin!
> Froth, kooks, froth!
> Dance, kooks, dance!
>
> <snicker>

*hrmm*

Strong the Dominatrix runs in this one.
--
a “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6MNw7i6Ng" h

Aratzio

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Nov 29, 2013, 8:49:08 PM11/29/13
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On Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:06:20 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
<splif...@riseup.net> Pleasantly Postulated::
As long as by Dominatrix you mean "foamy punch bag"

[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

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Nov 29, 2013, 11:30:28 PM11/29/13
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Arfatzio, in
<news:fvgi99t3dik7i0ajm...@4ax.com> did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:06:20 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
> <splif...@riseup.net> Pleasantly Postulated::

>> *hrmm*
>>
>> Strong the Dominatrix runs in this one.

> As long as by Dominatrix you mean "foamy punch bag"

For fuck sake, FatFuck, if you're going to wait a week for
someone to set up every one of your lamerisms, you'll be
dead from old age before you get them all out.

You should just do like you did when I was kicking the crap
out of you, foam them all out at once. You never know, as
old and fat as you are, you could go tomorrow.

<snicker>

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ah

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Nov 30, 2013, 7:30:26 PM11/30/13
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It does seem to right itself quickly after a fall.
--
a �https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6MNw7i6Ng" h

Ms. Kitty

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Nov 30, 2013, 9:04:01 PM11/30/13
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It nearly fell out of the closet, several times in fact.

MK


> --
> a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6MNw7i6Ng

Such a cute video! :-)

MK <where is leyland these days?>







Aratzio

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Dec 1, 2013, 1:05:18 AM12/1/13
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On Sat, 30 Nov 2013 19:30:26 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
Weeble like ain't he.

Aratzio

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Dec 1, 2013, 1:20:50 AM12/1/13
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On Sat, 30 Nov 2013 20:04:01 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Ms. Kitty" <li...@castle.home> Pleasantly Postulated::

>Such a cute video! :-)
>
>MK <where is leyland these days?>

Liverpool and Facebook.

Married no less...

ah

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Dec 1, 2013, 10:38:01 PM12/1/13
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Yup; "nearly".

>
> MK
>
>
>> --
>> a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6MNw7i6Ng
>
> Such a cute video! :-)
>
> MK <where is leyland these days?>

Where he is at, always.

ah

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Dec 1, 2013, 10:38:26 PM12/1/13
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Oho!

ah

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Dec 1, 2013, 10:39:12 PM12/1/13
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Like a metronome...

Siri Cruz

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Dec 1, 2013, 11:15:57 PM12/1/13
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In article <529c00e0$0$19041$c3e8da3$cc4f...@news.astraweb.com>,
I prefer Camel's Metrognome.

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
They hung there dependent from the sky
Like some heavy metal fruit
These bombers, ripened, ready to tilt

Aratzio

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Dec 2, 2013, 6:49:49 PM12/2/13
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On Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:39:12 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
Exciting as a metronome too.
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ah

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Dec 5, 2013, 1:22:28 AM12/5/13
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On 12/3/13, 5:54 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> >>>>>> Melt, kooks, melt!
>> >>>>>> Spin, kooks, spin!
>> >>>>>> Froth, kooks, froth!
>> >>>>>> Dance, kooks, dance!
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> <snicker>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>*hrmm*
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Strong the Dominatrix runs in this one.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> As long as by Dominatrix you mean "foamy punch bag"
>> >>>
>> >>>It does seem to right itself quickly after a fall.
>> >>
>> >> Weeble like ain't he.
>> >
>> >Like a metronome...
>>
>> Exciting as a metronome too.
>
> He ain't got no gnome to go to.

There's no place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no
place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no place like
gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's
no place like gnome; [...]

Siri Cruz

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Dec 5, 2013, 3:12:56 AM12/5/13
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In article <52a01ba4$0$9627$c3e8da3$e408...@news.astraweb.com>,
There's no place like Nome, even though we're doing a good impersonation tonight.
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ah

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Aug 25, 2014, 9:37:07 PM8/25/14
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On 12/5/13, 6:41 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> Siri Cruz <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <52a01ba4$0$9627$c3e8da3$e408...@news.astraweb.com>,
>> ah <splif...@riseup.net> wrote:
>>
>> > On 12/3/13, 5:54 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
>> > > Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> >>>>>> Melt, kooks, melt!
>> > >> >>>>>> Spin, kooks, spin!
>> > >> >>>>>> Froth, kooks, froth!
>> > >> >>>>>> Dance, kooks, dance!
>> > >> >>>>>>
>> > >> >>>>>> <snicker>
>> > >> >>>>>
>> > >> >>>>>*hrmm*
>> > >> >>>>>
>> > >> >>>>>Strong the Dominatrix runs in this one.
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> As long as by Dominatrix you mean "foamy punch bag"
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>>It does seem to right itself quickly after a fall.
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> Weeble like ain't he.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Like a metronome...
>> > >>
>> > >> Exciting as a metronome too.
>> > >
>> > > He ain't got no gnome to go to.
>> >
>> > There's no place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no
>> > place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no place like
>> > gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's no place like gnome; There's
>> > no place like gnome; [...]
>>
>> There's no place like Nome, even though
>> we're doing a good impersonation tonight.
>
> Now I'll ask you why there's no place like Nome?

Inquiring minds want not to know.
--
a �https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gLDYtH1RH-U" h

ah

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