South Park Wookie argument

[Josie Overton]

Ok, I know it's probably shown already in the US, but on Sunday they
showed the South Park episode where Chef goes to jail cos the
prosecuting lawyer used the Wookie argument. Does anyone know what I'm
talking about (does anyone ever?).Hey, it was a cool episode.
What?, whaddya mean Chewbacca didn't live on Endor ?!! what kind of
fucking argument is that then ?!!!!
Good grief I've finally lost it.
--
Josie Overton

[Ugnaught]

I agree it was really amusing here's the script of that section (BTW I
didn't write the script so don't complain to me about spelling):

Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen, (Pulls down picture of Chewbacca)
this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but
Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make
sense.
Gerald (Whispering): Dammit.Chef (Whispering): What?
Gerald (Whispering): He's using the Chewbacca defense.
Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live
on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But
more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this
case.
[Jury stares in silence]
Johnny Cochrane: Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with
this case.
[Gerald sinks back and covers his eyes]
Johnny Cochrane: It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending
a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make
sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes
sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room
deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make
sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
[Silence]Judge Moses: OK then

Ugnaught

Josie Overton wrote in message ...

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Josie Overton <sha...@naughty-sausage.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Ok, I know it's probably shown already in the US, but on Sunday they
> showed the South Park episode where Chef goes to jail cos the
> prosecuting lawyer used the Wookie argument. Does anyone know what I'm
> talking about (does anyone ever?).Hey, it was a cool episode.
> What?, whaddya mean Chewbacca didn't live on Endor ?!! what kind of
> fucking argument is that then ?!!!!
> Good grief I've finally lost it.

That was a beautiful episode. That was the Chef Aid episode, I believe. It has
the greatest Kenny death ever- Ozzy bites his head off.

--
"Hail to the King, baby."

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