Re: A New Hope
Karrde
Avoid normal situations.
> We have penises.
Do you mind terribly if I spraypaint that on your tombstone?
--
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"The worst government is the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very
tolerant and human. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to
oppression." -- H.L. Mencken
Karrde
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
> In alt.flame Karrde <karrde_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> We have penises.
>
> Do you mind terribly if I spraypaint that on your tombstone?
>
Try it, you fruity little troll boy. Some of us were on Usenet when you
were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin. I'll be
here long after the stench coming from your basement apartment and the
creepy letters to The Jonas Brothers alerts the authorities to your
whereabouts.
The 2-Belo
Flight director confirms that:
>
>"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
>> In alt.flame Karrde <karrde_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> We have penises.
>>
>> Do you mind terribly if I spraypaint that on your tombstone?
>>
>
>Try it, you fruity little troll boy. Some of us were on Usenet when you
>were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin.
Hmm. I would venture a guess that you don't *quite* know who you're talking to.
But no matter -- in many cases, having been on Usenet since the Great Renaming
can be a *bad* thing. Right, Stain? .... Stain? ..... Stain? *restarts his
respirator*
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"If you can't be good, be colorful." -- Pete Conrad
Avoid normal situations.
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
[ remainder of silly and cliched flame deservingly binned ]
> Some of us were on Usenet when you
> were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin.
And you are... ?
Karrde
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
wrote in message news:hbl12...@enews2.newsguy.com...
> In alt.flame Karrde <karrde_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>> wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
>
> [ remainder of silly and cliched flame deservingly binned ]
>
>> Some of us were on Usenet when you
>> were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yzqfqek
>
> And you are... ?
Ooops, I think I've just inadvertently and successfully trolled a troll.
Game, set and match. Now get the feck off of AFS, twat.
Avoid normal situations.
> In article <hbl12...@enews2.newsguy.com>,
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> > In alt.flame Karrde <karrde_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> > > wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
> >
> > [ remainder of silly and cliched flame deservingly binned ]
> >
> > > Some of us were on Usenet when you
> > > were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin.
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/yzqfqek
> So you're a newbie. I don't recall seeing you in talk.bizarre in 1989.
Was there ever a reason to be on talk.bizarre in the first place?
Avoid normal situations.
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> wrote in message news:hbl12...@enews2.newsguy.com...
> > In alt.flame Karrde <karrde_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> >> wrote in message news:hbi9s...@enews1.newsguy.com...
[ remainder of silly and cliched flame deservingly binned ]
> >> Some of us were on Usenet when you
> >> were a steaming pile of sputum dribbling down your mother's chin.
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/yzqfqek
> >
> > And you are... ?
> Ooops, I think I've just inadvertently and successfully trolled a troll.
> Game, set and match. Now get the feck off of AFS, twat.
It's never a good idea to flame people for posting *on*-topic, then try to
get rid of them. Look at what happened to the people on alt.horror.
Avoid normal situations.
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> wrote:
> > In alt.flame All the Tea in China Blue <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
[..]
> > Was there ever a reason to be on talk.bizarre in the first place?
> It was the flonk before there was a flonk.
Exactly.
The 2-Belo
Flight director confirms that:
>the size of the posts are inappropriate for non-binary Usenet groups.
1) I seriously doubt that anyone is seriously inconvenienced by one or two
1,500-line posts a day on one alt.* group. It's 2009, folks. Are you still on
14.4 dialup, or something?
2) You can't get any more on-topic than a Star Wars dialogue cascade. What's not
to like?
3) It's not as if you have 470,174 readers of alt.fan.starwars in the first
place. Lighten the hell up.