Sonic Adventure 2
James Quincy Morrissey
exciting sequel?
1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of what
it's gameplay will be like?)
2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
3. Features a myserious, black rival for Sonic
4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't New
York)
5. Has something to do with a "Showdown" between Sonic, Knuckles and Eggman
???
JQM
ZLB142
>4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't New
>York)
It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Our trains are ungderground (subways).
And Sonic would have been mugged, plus our beach is full of broken glass and
drugs.
~Zach
Liam Slater
> exciting sequel?
>
> 1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of
what
> it's gameplay will be like?)
No, a Sonic and Knuckles RPG was rumoured but never happened, although
apparently Sonic, Knuckles and Eggman are the only playable charecters.
> 2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
I think I just answered that stupid boy, see above.
> 3. Features a myserious, black rival for Sonic
Replace rival with hedgehog, that is all that is known, we don't know if
he's good or bad.
> 4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
New
> York)
The truck chase gives it away.
> 5. Has something to do with a "Showdown" between Sonic, Knuckles and
Eggman
There is a showdown as well as:
Justice/Evil
Yin/Yang
Light/Shadow
Creation/Destruction
Truth/Lie
Origional/Fake
Future/Past
Chaos/Cosmos
Hero/Dark
Master Emerald
Highspeed Escape
World Conquest
Sonic the Hedgehog
Knuckels the Echidna
Dr. Eggman
Showdown
Revenge
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>James Quincy Mirrissey wrote:
>
>
>>4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't New
>>York)
>
>It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Our trains are ungderground
>(subways).
> And Sonic would have been mugged, plus our beach is full of broken glass and
>drugs.
...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies laughing*
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Morrissey" <Quin...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> Aside from the following facts, can anyone enlighten me further about this
> exciting sequel?
>
> 1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of what
> it's gameplay will be like?)
No it wasn't. Sonic and Knuckles RPG was an entirly seperate game, which
ended up being a false rumor.
> 2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
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> Zach wrote:
>
> >James Quincy Mirrissey wrote:
> >
> >
> >>4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
New
> >>York)
> >
> >It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Our trains are ungderground
> >(subways).
> > And Sonic would have been mugged, plus our beach is full of broken glass
and
> >drugs.
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sonicblur <sb...@emulationzone.organised> wrote in message
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> In article <8vhaii$3nj$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>, "James Quincy
> Morrissey" <Quin...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> > Aside from the following facts, can anyone enlighten me further about
this
> > exciting sequel?
> >
> > 1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of
what
> > it's gameplay will be like?)
>
> No it wasn't. Sonic and Knuckles RPG was an entirly seperate game, which
> ended up being a false rumor.
>
> > 2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
>
> Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
> according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
> confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>
ZLB142
>Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
>according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
>confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
Oh phooey no more panty shots.
~Zach
Smiley
cycle <20001122185215...@ng-bk1.aol.com>, a thought entity
that refers to itself as ZLB142:
>>4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
>>New York)
>
>It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Sonic would have been mugged,
*exasperated sigh*
Weren't we JUST talking about this?
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Smiley
itself as Mark Whickman:
>> >It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Our trains are ungderground
>> >(subways).
>
>How many of the new york lines are actually underground almost all of
>the time?
I think all the ones that stay within Manhattan are entirely or almost entirely
underground. All the ones that travel outside of Manhattan travel above ground.
I don't take the subway a lot, so I can't really tell you more than that.
Smiley
refers to itself as James Quincy Morrissey:
>4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
>New York)
In the game, Station Square was nothing like New York, unless you view tall
buildings as conclusive evidence. Sure, there are a couple of similarities...
For instance, the deadly beach water could be taken as a reference to Coney
Island. And the number of characters out to kill you in Twinkle Park confirms
this reference... but other than that, Sonic Team got New York all wrong. The
cars that stop for you without complaint, the lack of street merchants, a
burger 'shoppe', the proximity to a tropical rainforest (you'd have to transfer
at least TWICE to get a rainforest from here), not to mention the fact that
Sonic wasn't forced to accept a SINGLE FLYER! What's up with that?
Unless, of course, you're referring to Archie. In that case, it's most
definitely New York, starting with the logo on the trains, through to the
artifical sky, air and cheese and ending with the barcodes on everyone's
forehead. So true, so true.
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>sonicblur <sb...@emulationzone.organised> wrote in message
>news:sblur-22110...@192.168.1.101...
>> In article <8vhaii$3nj$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>, "James Quincy
>> Morrissey" <Quin...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Aside from the following facts, can anyone enlighten me further about
>this
>> > exciting sequel?
>> >
>> > 1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of
>what
>> > it's gameplay will be like?)
>>
>> No it wasn't. Sonic and Knuckles RPG was an entirly seperate game, which
>> ended up being a false rumor.
>>
>> > 2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
>>
>> Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
>> according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
>> confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>>
>At all or only as an NPC?
At ALL.
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ZLB142 <zlb...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Sonicblur wrote:
>
>
> >Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
> >according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
> >confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>
>
>
Mark Whickman
Smiley <Smil...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> The Hive Mind detected the following irregular thought patterns from
> itself as Mark Whickman:
>
> >> >It dos'nt remind me of New York at all. Our trains are ungderground
> >> >(subways).
> >
> >the time?
>
entirely
> underground. All the ones that travel outside of Manhattan travel above
ground.
> I don't take the subway a lot, so I can't really tell you more than that.
>
underground very easily.
oftness of the rock, i.e. London's built on clay and has relatively few
really tall buildings but an extensive underground network, NYC is the
opposite.
Mad Zac
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> Aside from the following facts, can anyone enlighten me further about this
> exciting sequel?
If these are what you've scraped from the bottom of the barrell...
> 1. Originally titled Sonic and Knuckles RPG (Does this give an idea of
what
> it's gameplay will be like?)
Nah, that was just rumour and there's probably no truth in it.
> 2. Only has Sonic and Knuckles as playable characters
Right now confirmed playable characters are Sonic, Knuckles and Eggman
(replacing E-102 gamma it seems). Amy Rose and Big have been dropped because
they're too slow. :) As for Tails and "Nails"... we'll just have to wait and
see. :) (Tails will definitely be making SOME kind of appearance...)
> 3. Features a myserious, black rival for Sonic
Confirmed.
> 4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
New
> York)
Some screenshots give that impression - though bear in mind that it's only
one of the hopefully-many levels.
> 5. Has something to do with a "Showdown" between Sonic, Knuckles and
Eggman
Maybe - OR all against something else.
Also: Yuji Naka has requested that it has more focus on the speed (Sonic)...
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itself as Mark Whickman:
>> >How many of the new york lines are actually underground almost all of
>> >the time?
>>
>> I think all the ones that stay within Manhattan are entirely or almost
>> entirely underground. All the ones that travel outside of Manhattan travel
>> above ground. I don't take the subway a lot, so I can't really tell you more
>> than that.
>>
>Something to do with, if you can have very high buildings you can't have
>underground very easily.
>
>oftness of the rock, i.e. London's built on clay and has relatively few
>really tall buildings but an extensive underground network, NYC is the
>opposite.
Really? I think NYC's subway city is extensive - or extensive enough, anyway.
I've never been in a situation where I need to transfer more than once to get
from within a few blocks of point A to within a few blocks of point B. Do you
have some sort of map of the London system?
[I sincerely apologize for the following url... what can you expect from a
government-run site?]
http://www.nyc.com/goexsite.asp?url=http:%2F%2Fwww.mta.nyc.ny.us%2Fnyct%2Fmaps%
2Fsubmap.htm%26back2url=%2Fvisitnyc%2Fnbhd%2Fgetnbhd.asp%26nbhdid=20%26boroid=3
Hm. Maybe it's not as extensive as I thought. Well, when coupled with the bus
lines, it's as extensive as I need it to be, and that's what counts.
...to me, anyway.
Raz Masters
>> 4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square
>> wasn't New York)
>
> Some screenshots give that impression - though bear in mind
> that it's only one of the hopefully-many levels.
Is it just me, or is no one paying any attention to the articles they
read? (And if someone mentioned this before me, I apologize for
making myself sound like a 'tard -- after all, if I say someone else
isn't paying attention and then I don't, it doesn't look too smart...)
SonicTeam is currently in San Fransisco. Hmm! I wonder what
San Fransisco looks like! I can only wonder why they don't imple-
ment the looks of their current location into the game! I also won-
der why they ever went there in the first place! So many mysteries!
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razjm...@aol.common.ape (Raz Masters) wrote:
> SonicTeam is currently in San Fransisco. Hmm! I wonder what
> San Fransisco looks like! I can only wonder why they don't imple-
> ment the looks of their current location into the game! I also won-
> der why they ever went there in the first place! So many mysteries!
(If that was sarcasm, ignore the following)
They went there for the US localization of Sonic Adventure. (All the bug
fixes and stuff.) They never left after SA came out, and stayed and worked
on SA2.
Mark Whickman
> The Hive Mind detected the following irregular thought patterns from
> cycle <8vjn0o$7m9$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, a thought entity that refers to
> itself as Mark Whickman:
>
> >> >How many of the new york lines are actually underground almost all of
> >> >the time?
> >>
> >> I think all the ones that stay within Manhattan are entirely or almost
> >> entirely underground. All the ones that travel outside of Manhattan
travel
> >> above ground. I don't take the subway a lot, so I can't really tell you
more
> >> than that.
> >>
> >Something to do with, if you can have very high buildings you can't have
> >underground very easily.
> >
> >oftness of the rock, i.e. London's built on clay and has relatively few
> >really tall buildings but an extensive underground network, NYC is the
> >opposite.
>
> Really? I think NYC's subway city is extensive - or extensive enough,
anyway.
> I've never been in a situation where I need to transfer more than once to
get
> from within a few blocks of point A to within a few blocks of point B. Do
you
> have some sort of map of the London system?
>
No, but I said extensive UNDERGROUND system, not just a system that
occasionally dips undersoil.
Mach
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> "sonicblur" <sb...@emulationzone.organised> wrote in message
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> > confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>
No, silly! That's a BOO!
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> > 4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square wasn't
> New
> > York)
>
> The truck chase gives it away.
And it's San Fransisco, not Los Angeles. San Fransisco has hills and gay
people, Los Angeles has Hollywood and prostitutes.
Smiley
itself as Mark Whickman:
>> I think NYC's subway city is extensive - or extensive enough, anyway. I've
>> never been in a situation where I need to transfer more than once to get
>> from within a few blocks of point A to within a few blocks of point B. Do
>> you have some sort of map of the London system?
>>
>No, but I said extensive UNDERGROUND system, not just a system that
>occasionally dips undersoil.
First, is there a difference between underground and undersoil? Second, I
wouldn't say that system that is almost entirely underground throughout
Manhattan (only on the very edges, where tunnel meets bridge, do the trains
come above ground) only *occasionally* goes underground.
Blah!
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> confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
Yay for yaoi fanboys!
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> ZLB142 <zlb...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20001123092535...@ng-xa1.aol.com...
> > Sonicblur wrote:
> >
> >
> > >according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
> > >confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
> >
> >
> >
> *starts crying*
Phooie... that was the best part... *goes back to making Amy dizzy and using
weird camera angles*
Raz Masters
> (If that was sarcasm, ignore the following)
[snip]
Yes, t'was, but I'm sure that thine addition enlightened some NG brow-
sers here. Ah, if only I lived near San Fransisco... you can be sure I'd
make offers to the members of the SonicTeam out the ass, just for the
opportunity to meet one of them... (I've already met people at Archie,
and -supposedly- talked with a member of the SonicTeam on the pho-
ne once; I've also talked with one of the guys who was working on "Son-
ic X-Treme," but he was a fag... anyways...)
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And drag queens by the looks of it.
Mark Whickman
> The Hive Mind detected the following irregular thought patterns from
> cycle <8vl38d$7i6$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, a thought entity that refers to
> itself as Mark Whickman:
>
> >> I think NYC's subway city is extensive - or extensive enough, anyway.
I've
> >> never been in a situation where I need to transfer more than once to
get
> >> from within a few blocks of point A to within a few blocks of point B.
Do
> >> you have some sort of map of the London system?
> >>
> >No, but I said extensive UNDERGROUND system, not just a system that
> >occasionally dips undersoil.
>
> First, is there a difference between underground and undersoil?
Not really.
Second, I
> wouldn't say that system that is almost entirely underground throughout
> Manhattan (only on the very edges, where tunnel meets bridge, do the
trains
> come above ground) only *occasionally* goes underground.
>
That confuses me.../.
Mark Whickman
>
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> >
> > ZLB142 <zlb...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:20001123092535...@ng-xa1.aol.com...
> > > Sonicblur wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > >Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
> > > >according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
> > > >confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh phooey no more panty shots.
> > >
> > *starts crying*
>
> Phooie... that was the best part... *goes back to making Amy dizzy and
using
> weird camera angles*
*Picture all over the net of a low view on casinopolis
or something*
Mach
No, those are really women.
ZLB142
>sers here. Ah, if only I lived near San Fransisco... you can be sure I'd
>make offers to the members of the SonicTeam out the ass, just for the
>opportunity to meet one of them... (I've already met people at Archie,
>and -supposedly- talked with a member of the SonicTeam on the pho-
>ne once; I've also talked with one of the guys who was working on "Son-
>ic X-Treme," but he was a fag... anyways...)
Well I had a dream last night I was in San Fransisco. I was out side the Sonic
Team building taking pictures. Then Yuji Naka came out and said he would show
me a magic trick. Then he handed me a skatboard and said get on. I said no I
don't like skateboarding. Then he said "Damn it! Its a magic trick! Just get
on!" So I did. Then he kicked me in the leg. I fell down a hill and landed
in a golf cart. Then I woke up.
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Liam Slater
> news:8vjrr2$3v4$5...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>
> > > 4. Is set in a Los Angelos like city (C'mon, like Station Square
wasn't
> > New
> > > York)
> >
> > The truck chase gives it away.
>
> And it's San Fransisco, not Los Angeles.
A minor point.
--
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INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Will you train me to be a Jedi, please?
BEN KENOBI: Sssh! I'm trying to watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Now
look - I've missed the answer.
DARTH VADER JNR: I'm going to turn to The Dark Side now.
BEN KENOBI: You're not changing the channel, you little idiot.
-The Man, Episode 1 scipts, Digitiser (3)
Blah!
> No, silly! That's a BOO!
>
> BOO!
Tell me why girls (and a couple oddball guys O.o*) who pair male
cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
You have 30 seconds.
~B!
Mach
The UnicRON <jar...@lineoneMYPANTS.net> wrote in message
news:t201t7b...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
> Mister Ron; who wonders if Bill and Hilary are really the
> same person..
> 1) They both look male
> 2) Their names kinda sound similar
> 3) They're rarely seen together
Yes, but who would want to be BILL?
--
--
Niccolo MACHiavelli
The Beef to Coyote's Chicken Pot Pie
--
"We've just received word that Final Fantasy X, Square's first foray into
the world of onlien gaming, won't be. In other news, Capcom has reported
trouble getting Resident Evil: Code Veronica not to look like ass on the
Playstation 2. Gamers across the world rose in protest, then sat immediately
back down, panting heavily." - Penny Arcade
Mach
They're flaming homosexuals.
The Allmighty Dane Martin
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > >Not True. Eggman is a playable charecter, and Tails WILL be in SA2,
>> > > >according to Sonic Team, but he might not be playable. It HAS been
>> > > >confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Oh phooey no more panty shots.
>> > >
>> > *starts crying*
>>
>> Phooie... that was the best part... *goes back to making Amy dizzy and
>using
>> weird camera angles*
>
>*Picture all over the net of a low view on casinopolis
> or something*
NEON: Casinopolis?! Free plug! Free plug!
BTW, where'd 'ol Neon head off to? He was always fun to poke fun at for his
constant site pluggings that no one gave a damn about.
--
Dane Martin Member of The AFSH Stupid Brigade
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Mark Whickman
>
> Mark Whickman <markwh...@blackfortress.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> news:8voa91$n2s$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
>
I feel sick.
*vomits over Mach*
Mark Whickman
> >
> > > No, silly! That's a BOO!
> > >
> > > BOO!
> >
> > Tell me why girls (and a couple oddball guys O.o*) who pair male
> > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
> >
> > You have 30 seconds.
>
> They're flaming homosexuals.
Who? Eggman and Knuckles?
Mach
>
> Mach <ma...@eopoint.com> wrote in message
> news:t21742c...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > Blah! <no-...@sonic.net> wrote in message
> > news:xYVT5.855$Y3.3...@typhoon.sonic.net...
> > >
> > > "Mach" <ma...@eopoint.com> wrote in message
> > > news:t1ub2vo...@corp.supernews.com...
> > >
> > > > No, silly! That's a BOO!
> > > >
> > > > BOO!
> > >
> > > Tell me why girls (and a couple oddball guys O.o*) who pair male
> > > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
> > >
> > > You have 30 seconds.
> >
> > They're flaming homosexuals.
>
> Who? Eggman and Knuckles?
No, Eggman and Louis JM.
Blah!
> > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
> >
> > You have 30 seconds.
>
> They're flaming homosexuals.
Aw, be quiet. I'm on an anime group (non-hentai) that has people of all
opinions, but there's nobody saying the yaoi fans are "flaming homosexuals".
There is the occasional 13-year-old female's "Eew, how dare you suggest my
dreamy fave char is gay!!!" post, but you can't help that.
I, personally, only bother because I know a Yaoi Fangirl pretty well (she
bitched that FF9's odd characters meant that it was nigh impossible to play
matchmaker. ^^*) and strangely, her interest rubbed off on me. I however,
don't agree with anal stimulation no matter what gender is involved, nor do
I lust for real-life guys, so you can hardly call me gay.
Anime (and some game) characters are usually drawn pretty attractive
(especially if you like the type where you can't tell if it's a girl or boy
^^*), so even though someone may be pairing couples, it's possible their
Real Life orientation is still an enigma to you.
~B!
Blah!
"Mark Whickman" <markwh...@blackfortress.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message news:8vre32$got$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Who? Eggman and Knuckles?
Now, now, don't start with me!
::Readies the 10-ton lead weight::
~B!
Mark Whickman
>
> Mark Whickman <markwh...@blackfortress.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> news:8vre32$got$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > > news:xYVT5.855$Y3.3...@typhoon.sonic.net...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > No, silly! That's a BOO!
> > > > >
> > > > > BOO!
> > > >
> > > > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
> > > >
> > > > You have 30 seconds.
> > >
> > > They're flaming homosexuals.
> >
>
> No, Eggman and Louis JM.
:)
Mark Whickman
>
> "Mark Whickman" <markwh...@blackfortress.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:8vre32$got$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
>
> Now, now, don't start with me!
>
> ::Readies the 10-ton lead weight::
>
*hefts 20 tonne weight*
The UnicRON
>
>The UnicRON <jar...@lineoneMYPANTS.net> wrote in message
>news:t201t7b...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
>
>> Mister Ron; who wonders if Bill and Hilary are really the
>> same person..
>> 1) They both look male
>> 2) Their names kinda sound similar
>> 3) They're rarely seen together
>
>Yes, but who would want to be BILL?
Good point.
Actually, scrap that, he seems to get quite a bit of
action..
Mister Ron
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that had got into
my brain. The smell of plastic toy horses."
- Caroline V Marrett, Psycho At Large, with a phrase summing
up her psyche.
The UnicRON
>Mach wrote in message ...
>>
>>The UnicRON <jar...@lineoneMYPANTS.net> wrote in message
>>news:t201t7b...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
>>
>>> Mister Ron; who wonders if Bill and Hilary are really
the
>>> same person..
>>> 1) They both look male
>>> 2) Their names kinda sound similar
>>> 3) They're rarely seen together
>>
>>Yes, but who would want to be BILL?
>
>Good point.
>
>Actually, scrap that, he seems to get quite a bit of
>action..
Hold on, I'd better add this now before someone else does:
While Monica Lewinski is an ugly ass bitch, from Bill's age
it's still pretty good.
Blah!
> *hefts 20 tonne weight*
It's all right, Mach's jab at Louis has pleased me. There's no need for
these.
:::Leisurely lets go of the rope. 10t weight crushes Mark, who drops his
rope, and 20t weight drops on self::
Good night, everyone.
~B!
James Coyote Calhoun
(CoyoteNet NewsWire) -
>> Now, now, don't start with me!
>>
>> ::Readies the 10-ton lead weight::
>>
>
>*hefts 20 tonne weight*
[clicks the artificial gravity switch to "Jupiter"; both Mike and Mark are
squashed by the now 100+ ton weights as the gravity increases eight times over]
--
_____________________This article (c) 2000 CoyoteNet, Inc. _________________
( * | James "Coyote" Calhoun: CoyoteNet Inc. CEO and Viceroy of AFSH
* _. | <coyo...@newsroom.co.uk> | ( http://coyotenet.4dw.com )
)'' |--------------------------------------------------------------------
/ | | BREAKING NEWS! Ted Nugent confesses: "I shot Bambi's mother"!
_f_)\. | AND! Florida recount: President decided by Palm Beach trailer park!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Free wisdom -- "An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
James Coyote Calhoun
NewsWire) -
>Well I had a dream last night I was in San Fransisco. I was out
>side the Sonic Team building taking pictures. Then Yuji Naka came
>out and said he would show me a magic trick. Then he handed me a
>skatboard and said get on. I said no I don't like skateboarding.
>Then he said "Damn it! Its a magic trick! Just get on!" So I did.
> Then he kicked me in the leg. I fell down a hill and landed in a
>golf cart. Then I woke up.
Ah hah... [scribbles on notepad, finally finishing the connect-the-dots puzzle
of the kitty playing with yarn] Well, according to my professional psychosis...
er, psycho*analysis*, your problem is that you hate your parents for not buying
you a pony when you were 2, and these repressed feelings of rage are
manifesting themselves as these odd dreams of yours. Now, if you'll follow me
to the electroshock chamber, we'll...
[The door suddenly bursts open to reveal a dishevelled man (who looks
suspiciously like Malcolm MacDowell), wearing a 17th century British Navy
uniform with a ridiculously large Admiral's hat. He is surrounded by abstract
Tinkertoy structures suspended from the ceiling with fishing line, and clutches
a solid gold copy of "Dianetics". The article suddenly shifts into script
format for no apparent reason.]
???: Hold it right there, you evil Xenu-worshipper!
Coyote: L. Ron! How did you escape from my nefarious Freudbot 2000?!!
L. Ron Hubbard: I'm afraid he suffered from a Freudian slip... into the Grand
Canyon! Your days of polluting people's minds with your so-called "science" is
over, fiend! [gestures wildly] Body thetans, ATTACK!
[The Tinkertoy structures move into the room via stop-motion, firing off lens
flares in all directions which cause
You guys finish.
--
_____________________This article (c) 2000 CoyoteNet, Inc. _________________
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* _. | <coyo...@newsroom.co.uk> | ( http://coyotenet.4dw.com )
)'' |--------------------------------------------------------------------
/ | | BREAKING NEWS! Ted Nugent confesses: "I shot Bambi's mother"!
_f_)\. | AND! Florida recount: President decided by Palm Beach trailer park!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The Compleat Archimedes Plutonium": http://www.galstar.com/~ichudov/ppl/ap/
Free wisdom -- "Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota."
Smiley
to itself as James "Coyote" Calhoun:
>L. Ron Hubbard: I'm afraid he suffered from a Freudian slip... into the
>Grand Canyon! Your days of polluting people's minds with your so-called
>"science" is over, fiend! [gestures wildly] Body thetans, ATTACK!
>
>[The Tinkertoy structures move into the room via stop-motion, firing off
>lens flares in all directions which cause
Does anyone remember when a while ago, Fnoo published the list of songs that
would be in Samba de Amigo, and there was one called Opa Opa, and that got me
all excited, and I ran off to Napster, only to find a song called Opa Opa that
was written by Antique, a band composed of Greek guys who moved to Sweden to
sing Spanish-oriented songs in French, or something to that effect? And we all
decided that "opa" meant Grandfather in this case?
Anyway, if my latest Napster search is correct, it seems that's what the Samba
de Amigo song is based off of. I don't know whether or not Sonic Team was
trying to refer to Fantasy Zone when they picked that song, but...
Fate and Napster work in mysterious ways...
--
-Smiley
(L. Ron Hubbard... wasn't he the guy who wrote all those Chewthroughyou books?)
+ Official Member of the AFSH Elite Council of Pointless
+ The Scribbling Member of SiA
+ Wearer of the Bucket of we!T and the Pants of Melodrama
"Call me crazy, but as a general rule I don't purchase flora from giant
homicidal flying fish."
-Shyna Nera Shyna, Silhouette Mirage
Mark Whickman
*Throws all of the weights at Blah! and watches him Gib*
Mark Whickman
James "Coyote" Calhoun <coyotenet...@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk> wrote
in message news:8FF966EADC...@209.242.64.100...
> Mark Whickman reporting from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, 26 Nov 2000
> (CoyoteNet NewsWire) -
>
> >> Now, now, don't start with me!
> >>
> >> ::Readies the 10-ton lead weight::
> >>
> >
> >*hefts 20 tonne weight*
>
> [clicks the artificial gravity switch to "Jupiter"; both Mike and Mark are
> squashed by the now 100+ ton weights as the gravity increases eight times
over]
>
*2D mark sails through the air and cleaves coyote in half*
Mach
> ZLB142 reporting from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, 25 Nov 2000 (CoyoteNet
> NewsWire) -
>
Grand
> Canyon! Your days of polluting people's minds with your so-called
"science" is
> over, fiend! [gestures wildly] Body thetans, ATTACK!
>
> [The Tinkertoy structures move into the room via stop-motion, firing off
lens
Coyote to burst into flames. He screams with his last breath in anguish as
his flesh peels from his bones. Soon, nothing is left of him exept a charred
skeleton.
James Coyote Calhoun
NewsWire) -
>Coyote to burst into flames. He screams with his last breath in
>anguish as his flesh peels from his bones. Soon, nothing is left of
>him exept a charred skeleton.
[throws his controller down in disgust] Aw, I hate playing against you, Mach!
It's no fair you always get the turbo controller and I get this crappy thing
with the busted "A" button!
You can play Soul Caliber by yourself from now on, jerkwad! [storms off]
--
_____________________This article (c) 2000 CoyoteNet, Inc. _________________
( * | James "Coyote" Calhoun: CoyoteNet Inc. CEO and Viceroy of AFSH
* _. | <coyo...@newsroom.co.uk> | ( http://coyotenet.4dw.com )
)'' |--------------------------------------------------------------------
/ | | BREAKING NEWS! Ted Nugent confesses: "I shot Bambi's mother"!
_f_)\. | AND! Florida recount: President decided by Palm Beach trailer park!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The Compleat Archimedes Plutonium": http://www.galstar.com/~ichudov/ppl/ap/
Free wisdom -- "I'm leaving now to go find myself. If I should return before I
get back, please ask me to wait."
Mach
> Mach reporting from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, 27 Nov 2000 (CoyoteNet
> NewsWire) -
>
> >Coyote to burst into flames. He screams with his last breath in
> >anguish as his flesh peels from his bones. Soon, nothing is left of
> >him exept a charred skeleton.
>
> [throws his controller down in disgust] Aw, I hate playing against you,
Mach!
> It's no fair you always get the turbo controller and I get this crappy
thing
> with the busted "A" button!
>
> You can play Soul Caliber by yourself from now on, jerkwad! [storms off]
*Mach undergoes macromytosis and plays against himself*
The Chaos Emerald
Smiley babbled:
>The Hive Mind detected the following irregular thought patterns from
>cycle <8FF977BB9C...@209.242.64.100>, a thought entity that refers
>to itself as James "Coyote" Calhoun:
>
>>L. Ron Hubbard: I'm afraid he suffered from a Freudian slip... into the
>>Grand Canyon! Your days of polluting people's minds with your so-called
>>"science" is over, fiend! [gestures wildly] Body thetans, ATTACK!
>>
>>[The Tinkertoy structures move into the room via stop-motion, firing off
>>lens flares in all directions which cause
>
>Does anyone remember when a while ago, Fnoo published the list of songs that
>would be in Samba de Amigo, and there was one called Opa Opa, and that got me
>all excited, and I ran off to Napster, only to find a song called Opa Opa that
>was written by Antique, a band composed of Greek guys who moved to Sweden to
>sing Spanish-oriented songs in French, or something to that effect? And we all
>decided that "opa" meant Grandfather in this case?
>
>Anyway, if my latest Napster search is correct, it seems that's what the Samba
>de Amigo song is based off of. I don't know whether or not Sonic Team was
>trying to refer to Fantasy Zone when they picked that song, but...
>
>Fate and Napster work in mysterious ways...
You are wrong. I have Samba de Amigo (and two maracas, as I so often
like to mention ;]) and Opa Opa! is from Fantasy Zone.
Do do do DO DO
Do do do DO DO DO
Do do do DO DO
Do do do DO DO DO
Dooo dooo DO DO DO DO DOOO DOOO do do doooooooooo
do do DOOOOOOOOOO
do do DOOOOOOOOOO
do do DOOOOOOOOOO
...
(try to match Fantasy Zone to this... it works)
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Mark Whickman
>
> >
> > [The Tinkertoy structures move into the room via stop-motion, firing off
> lens
> > flares in all directions which causes
>
> Coyote to burst into flames. He screams with his last breath in anguish as
> his flesh peels from his bones. Soon, nothing is left of him exept a
charred
> skeleton.
You've really got to stop eating those Magma strength chillie dishs.
Smiley
refers to itself as The Chaos Emerald:
>>Anyway, if my latest Napster search is correct, it seems that's what
>>the Samba de Amigo song is based off of. I don't know whether or not
>>Sonic Team was trying to refer to Fantasy Zone when they picked that
>>song, but...
>>
>
>You are wrong. I have Samba de Amigo (and two maracas, as I so often
>like to mention ;]) and Opa Opa! is from Fantasy Zone.
YAY!!!
I guess the person was searching for Samba de Amigo tunes and jumped to
conclusions. Thank you!
--
-Smiley
(although when I see all those "do"s, I can only think of SMB2...)
Liam Slater
> > confirmed though that Amy WILL NOT be in SA2.
>
>
> ~B!,
> Running away before the Homophobia Alert Systems go off
*Liam hits the alarm button*
*Alarm breaks and starts playing a Steps album*
*Liam is seen running out of control building screaming*
--
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_
|*| li...@afsh.co.uk *
_ (main account) chaoar...@MailOps.Com *
/ ICQ 63431409 *
/| * AFSH reg
/**\___ * Vice-head of the AFSH -
_/*******\__ Elite Council of Pointless
// ^^^^^ \_ * Maker of www.afsh.co.uk and -
// / \ / \ \ the ultimate newbie guide
|| (+ ) (+ ) | * Holder of the honoured Digitiser quotes
|| \_/ \_/ | * Creator of AGX and self appointed maker -
|| |\__/| | of the heralded cheese toasties
\\ \__/ / * Ready to accept EX-Com games
\\____________/ +++ NI! +++
INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Will you train me to be a Jedi, please?
BEN KENOBI: Sssh! I'm trying to watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Now
look - I've missed the answer.
DARTH VADER JNR: I'm going to turn to The Dark Side now.
BEN KENOBI: You're not changing the channel, you little idiot.
-The Man, Episode 1 scipts, Digitiser (3)
Liam Slater
>
> > No, silly! That's a BOO!
> >
> > BOO!
>
> Tell me why girls (and a couple oddball guys O.o*) who pair male
> cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
>
> You have 30 seconds.
Ummm.
29
Well.
28
27
26
25
24
Uhhhhh.
23
22
21
20
WAIT I'M THINKING DAMNIT!
19
18
17
16
15
I know...
14
13
12
...No I don't.
11
10
9
8
7
6
No time, ahhh!!!!
5
4
3
2
1
0
I have it, I don't pair them up (please, who does pair up furry game
charecters like Sonic?)
Umm, I think I took too long
*waits for inevitable bad think to happen*
*Still waiting*
*Liam walks off because Blah! messed up*
*Liam implodes*
Liam Slater
> > > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about Amy leaving?
> > >
> > > You have 30 seconds.
> >
>
> Aw, be quiet. I'm on an anime group (non-hentai) that has people of all
> opinions, but there's nobody saying the yaoi fans are "flaming
homosexuals".
> There is the occasional 13-year-old female's "Eew, how dare you suggest my
> dreamy fave char is gay!!!" post, but you can't help that.
>
> I, personally, only bother because I know a Yaoi Fangirl pretty well (she
> bitched that FF9's odd characters meant that it was nigh impossible to
play
> matchmaker. ^^*) and strangely, her interest rubbed off on me. I however,
> don't agree with anal stimulation no matter what gender is involved, nor
do
> I lust for real-life guys, so you can hardly call me gay.
And anyway, pairing them up is only a bit of fun.
> Anime (and some game) characters are usually drawn pretty attractive
> (especially if you like the type where you can't tell if it's a girl or
boy
> ^^*), so even though someone may be pairing couples, it's possible their
> Real Life orientation is still an enigma to you.
And even then there's nothing wrong with it.
--
Liam Slater
_
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_ (main account) chaoar...@MailOps.Com *
/ ICQ 63431409 *
/| * AFSH reg
/**\___ * Vice-head of the AFSH -
_/*******\__ Elite Council of Pointless
// ^^^^^ \_ * Maker of www.afsh.co.uk and -
// / \ / \ \ the ultimate newbie guide
|| (+ ) (+ ) | * Holder of the honoured Digitiser quotes
|| \_/ \_/ | * Creator of AGX and self appointed maker -
|| |\__/| | of the heralded cheese toasties
\\ \__/ / * Ready to accept EX-Com games
\\____________/ +++ NI! +++
INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
YODA: Ben... Ben!
BEN KENOBI: Wha? Whassa?
YODA: It's me - Yoda.
BEN KENOBI: What are you doing in there, Yoda? That's my laundry basket.
YODA: I got drunk, and I... I... I don't remember how I got in here.
-The Man, Episode 1 scipts, Digitiser (4)
The UnicRON
pair male
>> > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about
Amy leaving?
>> >
>> > You have 30 seconds.
>>
>> They're flaming homosexuals.
>
Shh! Didn't Ken Penders tell us to keep the plot of Sonic
#100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
DarkeSword
> >
> >Who? Eggman and Knuckles?
>
> Shh! Didn't Ken Penders tell us to keep the plot of Sonic
> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
>
> Mister Ron
Talk about your "Ultimate Villain!"
Blah!
"The UnicRON" <jar...@lineoneMYPANTS.net> wrote in message
> Shh! Didn't Ken Penders tell us to keep the plot of Sonic
> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
Ooh.. And Knux was drawn rather slurply in the two issues of the comic I
have ever seen.
I'd cut out all the Eggman, but they're probably using paper filed down from
space shuttle metal, just to spite me.
Mark Whickman
The UnicRON <jar...@lineoneMYPANTS.net> wrote in message
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> pair male
> >> > cartoon/game characters together would be pissed about
> Amy leaving?
> >> >
> >> > You have 30 seconds.
> >>
> >> They're flaming homosexuals.
> >
> >Who? Eggman and Knuckles?
>
> Shh! Didn't Ken Penders tell us to keep the plot of Sonic
> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
>
No.
He asked why RPG heroes are always girlyboys.
James Coyote Calhoun
(CoyoteNet NewsWire) -
>> Shh! Didn't Ken Penders tell us to keep the plot of Sonic
>> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
>
>No.
>
>He asked why RPG heroes are always girlyboys.
Because that's one of the requirements of being an angsty, pensive anti-hero.
Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a load of
crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no middle ground. That's
one of the reasons I like Sonic so much, he is a hero, case closed. When
Robotnik starts making trouble, he doesn't stand in a corner and brood about
it, he goes out and DOES SOMETHING, dangit.
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> Mark Whickman reporting from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, 29 Nov 2000
> (CoyoteNet NewsWire) -
>
> >> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
> >
> >
> >He asked why RPG heroes are always girlyboys.
>
> Because that's one of the requirements of being an angsty, pensive
anti-hero.
>
> Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a load of
> crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no middle ground.
That's
> one of the reasons I like Sonic so much, he is a hero, case closed. When
> Robotnik starts making trouble, he doesn't stand in a corner and brood
about
> it, he goes out and DOES SOMETHING, dangit.
>
I like the Terry Pratchett Hero Vs Wizard angle. The graphic version of the
light fantastic does it particularly well.
Mach
James "Coyote" Calhoun <coyotenet...@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk> wrote
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> Mark Whickman reporting from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, 29 Nov 2000
> (CoyoteNet NewsWire) -
>
> >> #100 quiet at that top-secret briefing session?
> >
> >
> >He asked why RPG heroes are always girlyboys.
>
> Because that's one of the requirements of being an angsty, pensive
anti-hero.
>
> Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a load of
> crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no middle ground.
That's
> one of the reasons I like Sonic so much, he is a hero, case closed. When
> Robotnik starts making trouble, he doesn't stand in a corner and brood
about
> it, he goes out and DOES SOMETHING, dangit.
That's why I liked Cid Highwind. He's heroic, but he isn't one-dimentional
either, he's still got fears and aspirations (Namely, going into space)
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Raz Masters
> Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a
> load of crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no mid-
> dle ground.
[snip]
Hey! My... my character is that way... ::sniff, sniff:: you make me feel
sad...
By character, I mean Raz Masters -- not as my alias, but, the actual
character -- which you all would've seen, had you gone to my art galler-
ey. Though he doesn't look like that anymore, since I finally agreed to
stick him in an original universe after 50,000 years of keeping him a
Mobius fan character. And stuff. I don't draw him anymore, however,
'cause I draw humans as well as I enjoy sucking on turds... bug Yasha
about that, she draws 'em a whole helluva lot better than me.
So, uh, yeah. Guess I'm standing up for anti-heroes, or something. I
actually usually think they're wussies, but c'mon, not every anti-hero
is like, well... gay, and, stuff. Or something.
I humbly apologize for this post of babbling nonsense. You must ex-
pect such of me at 5:30AM.
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Raz Masters <razjm...@aol.common.ape> wrote in message
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> Coyote wroted:
>
> > Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a
> > load of crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no mid-
> > dle ground.
> [snip]
>
> Hey! My... my character is that way... ::sniff, sniff:: you make me feel
> sad...
>
> By character, I mean Raz Masters -- not as my alias, but, the actual
> character -- which you all would've seen, had you gone to my art galler-
> ey. Though he doesn't look like that anymore, since I finally agreed to
> stick him in an original universe after 50,000 years of keeping him a
> Mobius fan character. And stuff. I don't draw him anymore, however,
> 'cause I draw humans as well as I enjoy sucking on turds... bug Yasha
> about that, she draws 'em a whole helluva lot better than me.
>
> So, uh, yeah. Guess I'm standing up for anti-heroes, or something. I
> actually usually think they're wussies, but c'mon, not every anti-hero
> is like, well... gay, and, stuff. Or something.
But most of them were abused as children, its obvious. What happened to the
Conan the Barabarian types who actually knew how to use a sword not made out
of expanded polystyrene.
>
> I humbly apologize for this post of babbling nonsense. You must ex-
> pect such of me at 5:30AM.
>
That's the same as me at 10:45 on a friday night after my sainsburys shift.
Mach
Raz Masters <razjm...@aol.common.ape> wrote in message
news:20001201052542...@ng-fw1.aol.com...
> Coyote wroted:
>
> > Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a
> > load of crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no mid-
> > dle ground.
> [snip]
>
> Hey! My... my character is that way... ::sniff, sniff:: you make me feel
> sad...
>
> By character, I mean Raz Masters -- not as my alias, but, the actual
> character -- which you all would've seen, had you gone to my art galler-
> ey. Though he doesn't look like that anymore, since I finally agreed to
> stick him in an original universe after 50,000 years of keeping him a
> Mobius fan character. And stuff. I don't draw him anymore, however,
> 'cause I draw humans as well as I enjoy sucking on turds... bug Yasha
> about that, she draws 'em a whole helluva lot better than me.
I suppose Mach's a SORT of anti-hero. Actually, he reminds me of Vampire
Hunter D. They're both Mercenaries of sorts, but they'll fight on the side
of good under all circumstances, and just because they've seen death and
fight for their lives, they're not beyond honor and love. Or something like
that.
> So, uh, yeah. Guess I'm standing up for anti-heroes, or something. I
> actually usually think they're wussies, but c'mon, not every anti-hero
> is like, well... gay, and, stuff. Or something.
Well, as long as the Anti-hero's done well enough, and isn't some sort of
Cloud Strife-esque punk, then it's fine. And on a side note, If you ever
want somebody who draws humans EXACTLY like David Gonterman, ask me. It's a
terrible curse. Terrible, Terrible, TERRIBLE curse. Although I'm getting
better all the time. I hope.
Louis J.M
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<razjm...@aol.common.ape> wrote...
>Coyote wroted:
>
>> Personally, I feel the whole "reluctant hero/anti-hero" thing is a
>> load of crap. Either you are a hero or you aren't, there's no mid-
>> dle ground.
>[snip]
>
>Hey! My... my character is that way... ::sniff, sniff:: you make me feel
>sad...
>
>By character, I mean Raz Masters -- not as my alias, but, the actual
>character -- which you all would've seen, had you gone to my art galler-
>ey. Though he doesn't look like that anymore, since I finally agreed to
>stick him in an original universe after 50,000 years of keeping him a
>Mobius fan character. And stuff. I don't draw him anymore, however,
>'cause I draw humans as well as I enjoy sucking on turds... bug Yasha
>about that, she draws 'em a whole helluva lot better than me.
>
>actually usually think they're wussies, but c'mon, not every anti-hero
>is like, well... gay, and, stuff. Or something.
>
>pect such of me at 5:30AM.
^_^
I agree with you though. Anti heroes are good. However, they're only
good if they get the character development, background and the like.
"I hate everyone." Rarely works on it's own...
*makes mental note to look at Raz's page to see what the char looks
like... and could maybe help out on the human pic front?*
--
KT Coope, who has too many anti-hero characters...
"Wait, you're not embarassed to show me where you slit your
wrists, but you're too shy to let me see anything you've
written?"
"You're less likly to laugh at where I slit my wrists."
DarkeSword
"KT" <Ka...@coopefamily.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> once upon a time in alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog land, Raz Masters
>
> I agree with you though. Anti heroes are good. However, they're only
> good if they get the character development, background and the like.
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