FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle
SONIC FAN
***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
Since you liked the first one I made a sequel!
Here's....
SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2
The Next Battle
By SONIC FAN
It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik
was dead and all. Everyone was busy rotor was washing
the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with
Bunnie.
(((((((((()))))))))))))
Robotropolis
Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
Butthead.
"Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder
"Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said
Robotnik said loudly "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET
GOING EH!"
Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu
huh huh"
Packbell kicks there butts!
"Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh"
Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will
surely work!***
(((((((((((()))))))))))))))
Over Knothole Forresst
Rotor is flying in the freedom fighter plane and
sees....
(((((((((()))))))))))))
Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself. Then Tails and
Antoinne came in to help him out. They got there band
going and played some greenday songs. Then Bunnie and
Chris Petrucci came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris
played his wristwatch. the band sounded real wonky so
they rocked on.
Then they played the Sonic song!
I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool
i run real fast
you goony fool
ya ya ya
the bots can't catch me
cause i run mach 62
i am a hedgehog and I rule
RULE RULE RULE!!
rule rule rule
Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the
hut!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic says "Woah you are playing the drums too loud
Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall.
Yo what up Rote?"
Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh
no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic
Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being
dead"
So sonic ran to the bots and everbody ran after him but
not as fast. Sally and some other freedom fighters
brought water balloons to fight the bots but sonic had
the best weapon the cybersuit.
"Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit.
What is this national suit day. Too bad i left my tux at
home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt
ensamle it makes me look fat, no?" said Robotnik
"Why don't you just stop flabbering Mr. Chubbs" said
sonic
"ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik
And the robots attacked
Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and
another few thousan EVIL bots. Sally threw balloons at
the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and
Snively with ninja kung fu.
Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch. SOnic cyber
attacked the bots until they got killed. Well thats some
of them fdead but not all.
Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the
freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in
killing the bots.
Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE
AAH! KICK! SHPACK! HYROUKEN!
"Ow" went the Snively.
SHOYROUKEN!
Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
Packbell grabs tails by his Tails.
"Hey what the heck" says Tails
Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails
Sonic kills abot with his laser. "Oh no Tails is a
trouble" SOnic slices Packbell in half
"oog" goes Packbell
"Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said
Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of
the bots.
"Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me"
a-ha ha ha." said sonic
But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It
shot Sally.
"Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders
SHUT UP KEN!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yeld
"Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i
win hehehehe"
"ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
scremed.
Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where? they
didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to
nothole
((((((((((()))))))))))))))
"Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned.
"No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just
unconginous"
Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs
*sniff*
Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel"
"Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic
angerly said.
"What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy
wimphog" Vision agrly said back
"Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt
back. THey punched eachother in the head and blood was
all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond.
Vision accidendetily swallowed a power ring and
vaporized.
"Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think
yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta
here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said.
Just then a letter dropped from the sky
AIRMAIL!!!
TO SONIC
it said
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ROBOTNIK'S ROYALE WRESTLING
CHAMPIONSHIP
The winner will be declared the champion of mobius.
At the underground city
Be there or be dead..
Sonic said "i'm goin'!"
"Me too!!!!" said Tails
"Right on let's penut butter and jam!" Sonic said
VRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
((((((((((((()))))))))))))))
Underground City 11:59 PM
Sonic steps into the ring
"Ladies and Gentlebots" said announcer Snvely "In this
corner we have the tag team Sonic and Tails!!!"
BOOOO!! said the SWATbots
"And in this corner Grounder and Scratch" Snively
announces
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO
RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sonic is in the ring fighting gounder
"huh huh what goes grounder"
KA-POWIE
A fist in his face!
BOOM BOOM BOOM he's down!
Scratch steps in and kicks sonic in the eye!
"AARRRRGGGGGG!!! TAILS!!!!"
Tails jumps in flys around and kung-fus there butts
BOOM SHAKA BOOM BANG!
Sonic gets up again!
SOnic spin dashes grounder while tails throws a fireball
at Scratch!
They're down 1 2 3
Sonic and Tails win!!!!!!!!!!
Heh heh heh now for my secret plane, thinks Robotnik
((((((((((((())))))))))))
"We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic!
"Just a second you have to fight our next contender!"
Snively says
A huge bot steps into the ring
Snively says "It's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BOT!"
"earf" says Tails
"I'm going to mutalate you" says stone cold bot
"b-b-b-b-b-but why??" stutters a nervous tails
"You wanna know why?"
"You REALLY wanna know why?"
"BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"
"And that's"
"The bottom line!!!"
DING!
The bot gives Sonic the stone cold stunner!
Tails does a spine breaking kick to the bot!
No use the bot hammers tails in the head he's down!
Pile driver on the bot by sonic!
Tails bounces off the ropes!
Sonic beats on the bot the bots kicks sonic in the nose!
OOOOWWWWW!!!
Tails does a HYROUKEN! HYROUKEN!
"Ow i'm on fire! Someone help stone cold!"
"Stunner this!" says tails smashing his hand through the
bots head
Sonic powers up his spin dash and slices the bot 5
times!
The bot falls apart
Then....
KLICKETY KLACK BAAAAANNNG!!!
THE BOT EXPLODES!!!
"Well" said Robotnik "Good show but I just dropped 7
nukes on the great forest they're all dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What???" said Sonic "WHAAAT???"
"Robotnik you will pay!" sonic said.
The bots hustled sonic and tails into a space ship
"We're going to Spacetropolis!" Robotnik giddily said.
((((((((((()))))))))))
SPaCe.....
"Hey lookit the stars" tails awed.
"Yeah" said Sonic "Theres as many stars as there are
mobians but now a bunch of them are dead and its all my
fault
"SOnic you did what you had to do" said tails.
"Yeah but i guess space is alot like mobius some times"
sonic said
"Yeah i guess it is" Tails replied
"Hahahahaha you will be roboticized hahahahahaha"
Robotnik chortled
"Not funny Lardnik!" said sonic
"Huhuhuhu LARD BUTT!" said grounder
((((((((((()))))))))))))
Spacetropolis Robotocizer room
Sonic is in the roboticezr
The green ray is going to robotocize him.
"Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I
love you Sal!" said sonic
"Hee hee your going to a robot a robot a rooobot" went
Packbell
Suddenly vision bursts into the room!
"HUH??? WHAT THE??? UHHH?? YOOOUUU????" Robotnick
confuseldy said
"Yeah you are apsiposlitivediddly right Crazy Ivo" said
Vision
"Now drop that hedgehog!"
Sonic makes a daring escape and frees Tails! They flee
the room!
An action-packed battle takes place on the space
station. Sonic and friends are victorious.
(((((((((((((())))))))))))))
Spacetropolis control room
"Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said
Robotnik
He pushed the button
3
2
1
KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!
Mobius is gone!
Sonic sees the glint of a crystal!
From the mine he must still have some!
Sonic picks up the crystal and Robotnik sees him.
Sonic shoots robotnik with thje crysatl's energy and he
gets knocked down! Robnik pushes the button
"hahaha my bots are gone but i'm gonna blow this up and
take you with me blue freak hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!"
SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS
"Run!! said sonic!
"AHHHH nooo!" said Tails!
9
8
7
6
5
"Hurry we gotta go faster!!"
4
3
2
"ON NO!!!!"
1
.
GAAAABLLLLOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
there goes the neighborhood.
But at the last second sonic used the glowing cystal
energy and was in a time poral.
But Robotnik was there too!
They battled using chaos crystal power sonic zapped
robotnik and he was gone! Sonic jumped into a portal and
WAS.....
((((((()))))))
Back on mobius!
"Hey wait" said sonic "Robotropolis is here! We blew up
the death egg! CaN THIS be happening!!??!"
Sonic ran back to knothole
Sally and vision were there
"sal Are you ok??" sonic asked
"Yes" said sally
"I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic"
said Vision
"You the man pez-bro" said Sonic
"But Robotropolis is still here" he thought
And the battle begins again.....
THE END
TimeStones
>***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
>WORDS.
TOM: BAD WORDS! BAD! I SPANK YOU!
READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
CROW: Wait a second, he wrote this terrible fanfic and yet he warns us not to
read it!? WHy didn't he just save us the trouble and NOT WRITE IT AT ALL!
MIKE: Chill Crow, we haven't even read this fanfic yet. WHo knows? It might
actually be good.
CROW: Good my metallic booty! The fact that we've ended up reading this should
be proof enough that it's bad!
>Since you liked the first one
TOM: [sarcastically] Oh sure! People *really* liked the first one! Wow! I'm
just so glad that we have another 'plot hole filled' 'outta character'
situation and 'non Mobius reference' filled fanfic! I'm just so happy!
> I made a sequel!
ALL:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Here's....
>
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2
>The Next Battle
>
TOM: [sobbing] I can't take it anymore! I'm just going to flush myself down the
toilet and see how long it takes me to die! [leaves seat and begins to walk
away]
MIKE: Servo! Come back! S...Servo! [Gets up to chase Servo, catches him and
brings him back to seat]
CROW: He's right Mike! I just can't take it! I just want to die, RIGHT NOW!
[sobs, and begins to walk away]
MIKE: NOT YOU TOO! [chases after Crow, catches him, and brings him back. Servo
then leaves and Mike chases him, brings him back, and Crow begins to leave.
This goes on for a few seconds.]
MIKE: Guys! We alread used this gag before! It's not funny anymore!
TOM: Oh, yeah, right.
CROW: Yeah, I guess we can't use this gag anymore.
TOM: BUT I STILL WANNA DIE!
>By SONIC FAN
MIKE: Y'know, if he was really a SONIC FAN then he would stop writing these
crappy fanfics.
CROW: Mike! I'm surprised at you! Weren't you the one who said that this fanfic
might not be bad?
MIKE: Well....I was being stupid then!
TOM: Who could tell?
>
>It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik
CROW: Was thrto eat beans for dinner then rlease a massive....
MIKE: CROW!
CROW: A massive 'Crow'? Mike, that doesn't even make sense! I don't get you
sense of humor.
>was dead and all.
TOM: Dead and all.....what? What was he dead and all? Was he dead and all
smiley? Dead and all nice? Dead and all crispy?
CROW: Crispy?
TOM: Well you know they could have cooked him and fried him in a frying pan and
then ate him and stuff.
CROW: Hmmm.... KFR. Kentucky Fried Robotnik.
MIKE: Is it just me or does anybody else want to hurl now?
> Everyone was busy rotor
MIKE: Everyone was buisy rotor? Who's saying this? And what are they trying to
tell him?
TOM: I think it's supposed to say "Everyone was buisy, Rotor.
was washing
>the machines
CROW: Why?
MIKE: No Crow, it's "But, but why?"
TOM: But, but why are you asking "But, but why?"
and tails was practicing kung-fu with
>Bunnie.
CROW: Hey, wasn't this how the last one started out?
TOM: No Crow, the last one started out with you saying "Why?".
CROW: I meant the fanfiction you idiot! The last fanfiction! Not the last gag!
TOM: Oh.
MIKE: No Crow, the last one started out with Mach and his friends going into a
theater.
>
>(((((((((()))))))))))))
>
CROW: OOOOOOO!!!!! SCREEN WIPE!
MIKE: What?
TOM: You know, what they do in fanfics in order to indicate that we're going
somewhere else.
MIKE: Oh, you mean like this: )))))))))))))(((((((((((((?
TOM: No Mike, like this: (((((((((((((()))))))))))))
MIKE: Oh. Like this: ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()?
TOM: NO! Like this: (((((((((((((((())))))))))))))
MIKE: Like this: (((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
TOM: Like that!
MIKE: Like what?
TOM: ARGH!
>Robotropolis
>
CROW: Was blown to smitherines and everyone was happy!
>Grounder and Scratch
BOTS: NOOOO!!!!!!! NTO THOSE TWO AGAIN!
were watching Furry Beavis and
>Butthead.
CROW: HEY! How did "Bevis and Butthead" get on Mobius? Isn't it another planet
thousands of lightyears in another galaxy?
MIKE: Acctually Mobius is Earth after a Nuclear war, thousands of years in the
future.
CROW: But if that's true then "Bevis and Butthead still shouldn't exist. I
mean, how can a simple idea that I barely ever hear of anymore last over a
thousand years and end up being played by furry characters instead of two
animated humans?
MIKE: I....uh....don't know.
TOM: (((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))
>"Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder
TOM: But Grounder being the idiot he is doesn't know what the word cool means
or how to say it and such!
>"Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said
CROW: As he was suddenly blown away by a bazooka!
MIKE: I get the feeling you two don't like Scratch and Grounder much.
TOM: They give a bad name to robots! What do you think!?
>Robotnik said loudly
MIKE: [ROBOTNIK] I'm a big fat stupid prick and I love watching the The Power
Rangers!
CROW: Hey wait a sec! If Robotnik is dead then how'd he get in this fanfic?
TOM: Oh, he came back to life through hipnosis and vigorous therapy in order to
convince his bread that it didn't really want to be dead!
CROW: So, the writer was just too stupid to even think about that.
TOM: Exactly! (((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
> "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET
>GOING EH!"
MIKE: Let's get going eh?
CROW: I'm not even going to touch that one.
>Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu
>huh huh"
TOM: We alread know that! Why must you point that out?
>Packbell kicks there butts!
MIKE: What!? A place can have a but?
TOM: Sad really. SONIC FAN forgot the entire legal disclaimer at the begining
and in doing so is saying that all theis characters are his.
MIKE: Should we tell Sega?
TOM: Yes. ((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))
>"Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh"
CROW: Yeah, he said butt. I have a but, you have a butt, we all have butts!
MIKE: You can find this book on the same isle as "Everyone Poops"
>Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will
>surely work!***
CROW: That's what he says about all his other plans, but do thay work? No!
>
>(((((((((((()))))))))))))))
>
TOM: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))
>Over Knothole Forresst
>
MIKE: Dumbo the elephant has a heart attack.
>Rotor is flying
MIKE: Oh, excuse me. *Rotor* is flying and has a heart attack.
in the freedom fighter plane and
>sees....
>
TOM: Monica Lewinskie and President Clinton making out!
CROW: Great move Rote. Now you have to testify!
>(((((((((()))))))))))))
MIKE: WHAT! WHAT DID HE SEES!? I HAVE TO KNOW!
>Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself.
TOM: Oh, this, this is pathetic. Sonic, the once cool hedgehog is now nothing
more that a Jo Schmo and has no friends.
CROW: We all know they only liked him for his money.
TOM: Yeah. ((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))
Then Tails and
>Antoinne came in to help him out. They got there band
>going and played some greenday songs.
MIKE: AUGH! MORE GREENDAY!?
TOM: Get this crap outta here!
CROW: YEAH!
ALL: [hold up sighns and begin chanting over and over again.] NO MORE GREENDAY!
DEATH TO GREENDAY! NO MORE GREENDAY!
Then Bunnie and
>Chris Petrucci
CROW: Who?
MIKE: Heh, he said "petrucci"!
CROW: And what does "petrucci" mean, Mike?
MIKE: I duuno.
> came in Bunny
TOM: ARGH! IT"S BUNNIE! B-U-N-N-I-E! Doesn't anyone ever check their spelling
anymore!? [breaths heavily]
> played the banjo
MIKE: Now, now this is sad. The writer acctually thinks that a bear on the
Nintendo 64 belongs in a "Sonic" fanfic.
CROW: WAIT! It said Bunnie was playing....
ALL: EWWWW!!!!!!!
and Chris
>played his wristwatch. the band sounded real
MIKE: Crappy like someone took a dump on it!
>wonky so
TOM: They threw down their instuments and killed the guy who wrote this dumb
fanfic!
CROW&MIKE: [dully] Yay.
>they rocked on.
>Then they played the Sonic song!
>I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool
TOM: Yeah, right! ((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
>i run real fast
>you goony fool
>ya ya ya
CROW: Oh, no offense to anyone of thoes types of people who might be reading
this, but, ya ya ya? That sounded just so.....gay.
>the bots can't catch me
TOM:[angrily]ggrrrrrrrrrrr! Watch us! (((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))
>cause i run mach 62
MIKE: Really? I thought he was Sonic The Hedgehog.
>i am a hedgehog and I rule
>RULE RULE RULE!!
>rule rule rule
TOM:".....the kingdome of fools!"
>
>Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the
>hut!
ALL: HOORAY!!!!!!!
>CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
>Sonic says
MIKE: Sonic says crash?
CROW: Not just crash, but: "CRASH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Woah you are playing the drums too loud
>Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall.
TOM: "Yeah, I really don't care that the propellers are shredding my friends to
a bloody mess or that my hut was destroyed. That's just how SOA wants me to
be!"
>Yo what up Rote?"
>Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
>bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no
MIKE: A place can kill you?
oh no oh
>no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
TOME: oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes....
>Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic
>Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being
>dead"
MIKE: How? They're not even alive in the first place!
>So sonic ran to the bots and everbody ran after him but
>not as fast.
CROW: Duh.
Sally and some other freedom fighters
>brought water balloons to fight the bots but
TOM: But then they relised that the robots were wterproof and they got killed
by their lasers. THE END! [All get up to leave]
sonic had
>the best weapon
MIKE: AWW! It's not over!?
the cybersuit.
CROW: WHAT! WHAT! NOT ONLY DOES THIS AUTHOR WRITE SOME CRAPPY MUSIC SCEEN WITH
GREENDAY BUT HE ALSO WANTS SONIC TO BE A POWER RANGER!?
ALL: [Hold up sighns again] DEATH TO POWER RANGERS! KILL THIS AUTHOR! DEATH TO
POWER RANGERS! KILL THIS AUTHOR!
>"Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit.
>What is this national suit day. Too bad i left my tux at
>home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt
>ensamle it makes me look fat, no?" said Robotnik
TOM: It makes you look fat, yes! ((((((((((((((()))))))))))))
CROW: [annoyed] WILL YOU STOP THAT!
TOM: No. (((((((((((((()))))))))))))
CROW: STOP IT! IT'S GETTING JUST AS ANNOYING AS THAT "We have to know where the
children play" THING! [music starts up] Oh no!
TOM: [singing] We have to kno-oh where the children play-ie-ya-ie-ay-ie-ay-ie!
(((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))
CROW: THAT'S IT! HE"S DEAD NOW! [runs over to Tom Servo's seat and the two
start fighting.]
MIKE: Hey! Cut it out! I don't want any oil on this floor! The Nanites just
cleened it this morning! [stops Crow and Servo from killing eachother.]
>"Why don't you just stop flabbering
TOM: [snickers] What?
Mr.
Chubbs" said
>sonic
MIKE: Y'know, at first I thought that Sonic would be surprised that Robotnik's
back, but after seeing Endgame? Nuh-uh!
>"ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik
>And the robots attacked
BOTS: GET HIM! KILL SONIC FOR NO APARENT REASON! GET HIM FOR INSULTING OUR
MASTER WHO USUALLY TAKES THOES KINDS OF INSULTS LIKE COMPLIMENTS! RRRAGH!
>Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT
MIKE: NOt just a thousand, but a *fet* thousand!
CROW: Now I know why SONIC FAN hates Ken Penders so much. Because he's jelous!
bots and
>another few thousan EVIL bots.
TOM: But thoes robots are just robots! They don't have feelings! For all we
know they could be programmed to be nice!
Sally threw balloons at
>the buzz bombers
CROW:... and remembered that ballons couldn't hurt them right before she was
ripped to shreds!
and Tails was fighting Packbell and
>Snively with ninja kung fu.
TOM: ANOTHER POINTLESS FAN CHARACTER!? GAH!
>Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch. SOnic cyber
>attacked the bots until they got killed.
MIKE: But you can't kill a robot! They aren't alive in the first place!
CROW: But what about Mega Man and Mega Man X? They're robots and they're alive!
MIKE: But this is Sonic. Not Mega Man!
Well thats some
>of them fdead but not all.
>Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up
CROW: I...don't.....want.....to.....know/
TOM: PEZ DISPENCERS! [throws Pez dispencers in the air. A thousand more come
down making the trio fall down.]
to help the
>freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in
>killing the bots.
>Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE
>AAH! KICK! SHPACK!
MIKE: NOW HE WANTS TAILS TO BE A POWER RANGER!
ALL: [Hold up sighns again] DEATH TO POWER RANGERS! KILL THIS AUTHOR! DEATH TO
POWER RANGERS! KILL THIS AUTHOR!
> HYROUKEN!
MIKE: THAT'S IT! I CAN TOLERATE THE GREENDAY AND THE FACT THAT YOU WANT THE
FREEDOME FIGHTERS TO BE POWER RANGERS, BUT WHEN YOU BRING IN A SPECIAL MOVE
FROM ONE OF THE MOST GODLY FIGHTING GAMES OF ALL TIME....... THAT JUST TEARS
IT!
>"Ow" went the Snively.
>SHOYROUKEN!
MIKE: GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH! [Jumps though roof.]
>Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
>Packbell grabs tails by his Tails.
TOM: So he grabs Tails' tails by Tails.
CROW: That made no sense.
>"Hey what the heck" says Tails
>Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock.
>"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails
>Sonic kills abot with his laser.
TOM: Since when does Sonic use a laser?
CROW: Remember? Sonic's a "POWER RANGER" in this fanfic.
"Oh no Tails is a
>trouble"
CROW: Yes, we know Tails is nothing more than a freeloading pest but.... [Mike
fall though ceiling and lands on the floor.]
SOnic slices Packbell in half
>"oog" goes Packbell
TOM: I'm a caveman! Oog!
>"Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said
CROW: It's so funny that I'm in pain! HA-ha-ha-ha!
MIKE: [in pain] I'm in pain!
TOM: Yeas, we see that. [Mike gets back into chair.]
>Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of
>the bots.
>"Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me"
>a-ha ha ha." said sonic
>But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It
>shot Sally.
>"Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders
>SHUT UP KEN!!!!!
MIKE: See? He's jelous that Ken's such a better writer than he is!
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
TOM: [KEN] I won't shut up! Everyone on this NG will agree that I'm a much
better writer than you! Right guys!? [Mach, Joya, and everyone else who sees
the Archie comics raise their hands.]
Sonic yeld
>"Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i
>win hehehehe"
CROW: You know, he doesn't really sound that evil when he laughs "hee hee".
>"ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
>scremed.
ALL: FOCKER!?
TOM: This guy doesn't even know how to curse correctly!
CROW: It's fu.....uh....nevermind!
>Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where? they
>didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to
>nothole
TOM: So, everyone was so buisy looking at Sonic that they didn't know where
Robotnik went?
CROW: And they're so stupid that they don't remember that he went back to
Robotropolis. Sad really.
>
>((((((((((()))))))))))))))
>
TOM: ((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))
CROW: SERVO!
>"Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned.
TOM: Sponic?
MIKE: See? Ken's such a better writer. Remember, at first he was going to have
Sonic *cry* over Sally's death! It was Sega of America's fault that he didn't!
This guy just makes some guy named *SPONIC* moan over Sally's death!.
>"No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just
>unconginous"
TOM: Unconginous. Hmm... that's a funny word. I wonder why it's not in the
dictionary?
>Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs
ALL: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
and
>Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs
>*sniff*
>Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel"
>"Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic
>angerly said.
CROW: Ther's that word again!
MIKE: What word?
CROW: FOCK!
MIKE: Well, fock you too Crow!
>"What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy
>wimphog"
TOM: [Sonic] Oh, that *really* insults me candy boy! Is that the best you can
do!
Vision agrly said back
>"Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt
>back. THey punched eachother in the head and blood was
>all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond.
>Vision accidendetily swallowed a power ring and
>vaporized.
>"Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think
>yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta
>here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said.
TOM: Y'know, that was just chock full of spelling errors. But this entire story
is a speslling error so I just don't care about them anymore!
CROW: Hey Mike, how about we just leave here and come back at the end of the
fanfic when it's over?
TOM: Can we really do that?
MIKE: Well, I don't see why not. Okay, lets go! [picks up Servo to leave]
CROW: YAY!
[Mike, Tom, and Crow enter talking]
CROW: .....so then I told her "No, you can not polish my".....what the *fock*
is this!?
TOM: [sobbing] NOOO!!!!! THE FANFIC ISN'T OVER!
MIKE: See Crow, I told you it wasn't time to come back in yet, but
noooooooo!!!!!!
CROW: Aw just shut up!
>Sally and vision were there
>"sal Are you ok??" sonic asked
>"Yes" said sally
ALL: BOOOOO!!!!!!!! SHE'S ALIVE!
>"I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic"
>said Vision
TOM: But I thought that when we last left them Pez was dead?
MIKE: That's plot holes for ya.
>"You the man pez-bro" said Sonic
>"But Robotropolis is still here" he thought
>And the battle begins again.....
ALL: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CROW: Yes?
TOM: Is there a reason for this space here?
MIKE: I guess the MST author is trying to be funny.
CROW: Or he's trying to copy another MST.
TOM: Who knows?
>THE END
ALL: YAAAAAAAYYYYY!
[Mike picks up Tom to leave]
CROW: Well, I dunno what you guys say but at least we got back in time to make
sure we were close enough to the ending to not suffer.
**** **** * * ***
** * TimeStones* * *
** *** *** ***
* *** -Warrior of time and all time realities.
Mark Palenik
I did a bad MST on the first one (nobody read it, though), and here's
the second one I've ever done.
SONIC FAN wrote:
> ***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
> WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
>
> Since you liked the first one I made a sequel!
liked?
> Here's....
>
> SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2
> The Next Battle
>
> By SONIC FAN
>
> It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik
> was dead and all.
All though in the last issue, tails found out that Robotnik wasn't
really dead, but he forgot.
> Everyone was busy rotor was washing
> the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with
> Bunnie.
Again?
>
>
> (((((((((()))))))))))))
>
> Robotropolis
>
> Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
> Butthead.
> "Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder
> "Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said
> Robotnik said loudly "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET
> GOING EH!"
I thought he was dead.
> Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu
> huh huh"
> Packbell kicks there butts!
> "Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh"
> Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will
> surely work!***
Scratch: Yeah. kicking our buts was a great plan!
>
>
> (((((((((((()))))))))))))))
>
> Over Knothole Forresst
>
> Rotor is flying in the freedom fighter plane and
> sees....
>
> (((((((((()))))))))))))
the ((((((((()))))))))) is on the ground, just on the outskirts of
Robotropolis.
> Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself. Then Tails and
> Antoinne came in to help him out.
Antione: Heere, leet me help you weeth zat jamming. Teerning fhruit
into paste ees being awfuly deeficult.Sonic: Get out.
> They got there band
> going and played some greenday songs.
They have a band? That plays Greenday? When did this start?
> Then Bunnie and
> Chris Petrucci
Antione: Eet was bad enough when in the last story new people came out
of nowhere, but Chrees Petrucci ees going too far!
> came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris
> played his wristwatch.
Chris: I've got MK3 on this wristwatch!Sonic: Boy, Tiger electronics has
really progressed in the last few years!
> the band sounded real wonky ........
Not only real wonky, but......Willy Wonky (and his chocolate factory)
> so they rocked on.
> Then they played the Sonic song!
> I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool
> i run real fast
> you goony fool
> ya ya ya
> the bots can't catch me
> cause i run mach 62
> i am a hedgehog and I rule
> RULE RULE RULE!!
> rule rule rule
Tails:(singing) Yes Sonic is the worst, he's selfish and conceided, he's
sneaky and he never pays the bills. If I could have my way, over that
grand marque it'd say....presenting, a hangin on boothill.
>
>
> Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the
> hut!
> CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
> Sonic says "Woah you are playing the drums too loud
> Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall.
Sonic: Oh, ok. If that's all. I thought it was something important,
like you playing the drums too loud.
> Yo what up Rote?"
> Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
> bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh
> no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
Sonic: Shut up Rotor.Rotor: (singing) oh no, oh no, oh no, ohoh noo,
Well I'm shouting, and I'm screaming, and I don't know, what I'm singing
Sonic: What the hell are you doing?
> Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic
> Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being
> dead"
Rotor: You mean they'll learn a thing or two about BEING dead.Sonic:
Um...yeah, whatever. That's what I meant.
> So sonic ran to the bots
And knocked himself out.
> and everbody ran after him but
> not as fast.
because they didn't want to knock themselves out.
> Sally and some other freedom fighters
> brought water balloons to fight the bots
you see, this wasn't a war, it was a PARTY!
> but sonic had
> the best weapon the cybersuit.
> "Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit.
> What is this national suit day. Too bad i left my tux at
> home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt
> ensamle it makes me look fat, no?" said Robotnik
Robotnik: Hahaha! A suit. What type of person puts on clothing! HAHAHA!
A SUIT THAT COULD MEAN MY DOWNFALL TOO. AHHAHAHAHAHA! By the way, does
this shirt make my but look big?
> "Why don't you just stop flabbering Mr. Chubbs" said
> sonic
> "ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik
Robotnik: Killing my robots, I can handle. Regaining controll of Mobius
is ok with me, but don't call me Mr. Chubbs! Mother used to call me
that, and I hated it!
> And the robots attacked
> Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and
> another few thousan EVIL bots.
In the last issue he took down 1,000,000 SWATbots in under ten seconds,
but this issue he doesn't feel like it.
> Sally threw balloons at
> the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and
> Snively with ninja kung fu.
at the same time.
> Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch.
Scratch was floating in the air. When Bunnie stomped on the ground
under scratch, the freedom fighters were pleased to discover that
nothing had happened.
> SOnic cyber
> attacked the bots until they got killed.
He just kept attacking until they got killed. He attacked, they didn't
die, so he did it till they got killed.
> Well thats some
> of them fdead but not all.
Sally: You're being so god damn observant, just like in the last story.
> Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the
> freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in
> killing the bots.
It appears that robots DON'T like candy after all!
> Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE
> AAH! KICK! SHPACK! HYROUKEN!
Tails: HIA WEE WEE YAYAYAYAYAYA GOOEEE!Robotnik: Cut the baybe noises
and start fighting.
> "Ow" went the Snively.
"Moo" went the cow."Quack" went the duck.
tails had just cut off Snively's let, and apparently it cuased Snively a
little pain.
> SHOYROUKEN!
Sonic: God bless you!
> Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
I always say Kapow when I get turned into a bloody pulp, how about you?
> Packbell grabs tails by his Tails.
> "Hey what the heck" says Tails
Tails: I'm supposed to win! Why are you fighting? I'm calling my
agent!
> Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock.
> "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails
As every bone in his body is broken.Tails: That stings!
> Sonic kills abot with his laser.
Who is Abot? What Abby is he the Abbot of?
> "Oh no Tails is a
> trouble" SOnic slices Packbell in half
Sally: What is a trouble?Sonic: It's a two tailed fox.
Sally: And why did you slive Packbell in half? We can't have him in
fanfics anymore.
Sonic: Don't worry. In this story charecters just pop back up after
being completely destroyed mangled and incinerated. Even if he is dead,
he should appear again in the next paragraph.
Sally: Oh.
> "oog" goes Packbell
Packbell: Oog Goo goo gaga. I make baybe noises when I get
killed.Robotnik: Shut up. Dead people don't talk.
Packbell: Ok.
Robotnik: Argh....
> "Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said
Sonic: What exactly do you mean by my head hurts ha ha ha. Are you
feeling ok?Tails: ahahahahahahaha URK (has a heart attack and dies)!
> Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of
> the bots.
He didn't do that in the first place because he wanted to watch the
others fight. He did it now because the author wanted a quick ending.
> "Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me"
> a-ha ha ha." said sonic
Robotnik: Are you sure? It looks like they did to me.....wait, let me
get my glasses. No, your right. They didn't. And what do you mean by
a-ha ha ha?
Sonic: ahahahahahahahaha URK (has a heart attack and dies)!
> But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It
> shot Sally.
Robotnik: You said you killed all the bots. Liar.Tails: Why didn't the
Robot do anything other than shoot Sally?
Sonic: The author tried (and failed) to give this story a sense of
drama.
Tails: Oh, but that still doesn't answer why you didn't destroy him.
> "Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders
> SHUT UP KEN!!!!!
Antione: Moore peeople aepearing! Why dew peeople keep coming awt of
nohwhere?
> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yeld
> "Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i
> win hehehehe"
Sonic: You win an all expenses paid trip to....Hawaii!
> "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
> scremed.
Sonic: FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCK!Robotnik: What?
> Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where?
He got his hover on his way to drove where they did see?
> they
> didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to
> nothole
They liked to watch Sonic do that sort of thing.
>
>
> ((((((((((()))))))))))))))
>
> "Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned.
Tails: Shouldn't you have said that before?
> "No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just
> unconginous"
Sonic: what does unconginous mean?Bookshire: I don't know, but it sounds
good.
> Sonic was sad.
I just love the description in that sentance.
> Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
Antione: Again, where did you come from?
> Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs
what?
>
> *sniff*
Antione: Who said that?
> Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel"
Such words of sympathy.
> "Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic
> angerly said.
He was angry at the fact that Vision didn't have any pez on him. He was
also slightly annoyed at the fact that Vision was trying to make him
feel better.
> "What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy
> wimphog" Vision agrly said back
Sonic: Pez hog. Why?
> "Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt
> back.
And Vision kicked him foungt back.
> THey punched eachother in the head and blood was
> all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond.
They both agreed to do that.
> Vision accidendetily swallowed a power ring and
> vaporized.
He is very wide necked, and the power ring was angry because he owed him
money.
> "Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think
> yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta
> here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said.
Sonic: What did you just say?
> Just then a letter dropped from the sky
It was the letter........A!
> AIRMAIL!!!
> TO SONIC
> it said
Sonic: Argh! you can talk!
> YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ROBOTNIK'S ROYALE WRESTLING
> CHAMPIONSHIP
Sonic: Hey, Tails, c'mere, free tickets!
> The winner will be declared the champion of mobius.
> At the underground city
Did I mention it was Sumo wresteling?
> Be there or be dead..
> Sonic said "i'm goin'!"
Sonic: What fun!
> "Me too!!!!" said Tails
"it'll be great!"
> "Right on let's penut butter and jam!" Sonic said
It was at a time before he had prefected his cool sayings.
> VRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
Sonic: Lets play cars!Tails: VROOM VROOM!
>
>
> ((((((((((((()))))))))))))))
> Underground City 11:59 PM
>
> Sonic steps into the ring
> "Ladies and Gentlebots" said announcer Snvely "In this
> corner we have the tag team Sonic and Tails!!!"
> BOOOO!! said the SWATbots
> "And in this corner Grounder and Scratch" Snively
> announces
> "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO
> RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did it ever occur to you just how weird this whole thing is?
> Sonic is in the ring fighting gounder
> "huh huh what goes grounder"
> KA-POWIE
Grounder: Less weird noises and more fighting.
> A fist in his face!
Grounder: Get it out!
> BOOM BOOM BOOM he's down!
(singing)Boom cha boom, bo bo boom cha boom "when the night is..."
> Scratch steps in and kicks sonic in the eye!
> "AARRRRGGGGGG!!! TAILS!!!!"
Tails: What? You want a lemonade?
> Tails jumps in flys around and kung-fus there butts
how exactly does one go about doing that?
> BOOM SHAKA BOOM BANG!
Antione: Stoop thee weird noises!
> Sonic gets up again!
> SOnic spin dashes grounder while tails throws a fireball
That was sitting there, burning away at his hand all day
> at Scratch!
> They're down 1 2 3
> Sonic and Tails win!!!!!!!!!!
Snively: Oh well, let it never be said that Dr. Robotnik is not honest,
you win!
> Heh heh heh now for my secret plane, thinks Robotnik
My secret plane, hidden in the secret hanger. I can fly away now.
HAHAHAHAHA!
>
>
>
> ((((((((((((())))))))))))
>
> "We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic!
> "Just a second you have to fight our next contender!"
> Snively says
Sonic: Oh, ok. Sure man.
> A huge bot steps into the ring
> Snively says "It's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BOT!"
such a stupid name.
> "earf" says Tails
Sonic: Stop mumbling gibberish.
> "I'm going to mutalate you" says stone cold bot
Stone cold: I am the exterminator. Hasta lavista, baybe!
> "b-b-b-b-b-but why??" stutters a nervous tails
Stone cold: You figure it out. This is a wresteling mach. It's what
everyone else has been doing, moron.
> "You wanna know why?"
> "You REALLY wanna know why?"
> "BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"
I wanna go play with my toys, stone cold say so!
> "And that's"
> "The bottom line!!!"
> DING!
> The bot gives Sonic the stone cold stunner!
Sonic: What is that?
> Tails does a spine breaking kick to the bot!
> No use the bot hammers tails in the head he's down!
No use the bot.
> Pile driver on the bot by sonic!
> Tails bounces off the ropes!
> Sonic beats on the bot the bots kicks sonic in the nose!
> OOOOWWWWW!!!
> Tails does a HYROUKEN! HYROUKEN!
Not the weird noises again.
> "Ow i'm on fire! Someone help stone cold!"
Who is saying this? Does stone cold talk about himself in the 3rd
person? And why is someone on fire?
> "Stunner this!" says tails smashing his hand through the
Stone: Sure, but how can you "stunner" something?
> bots head
> Sonic powers up his spin dash and slices the bot 5
> times!
> The bot falls apart
> Then....
> KLICKETY KLACK BAAAAANNNG!!!
> THE BOT EXPLODES!!!
More weird noises!
> "Well" said Robotnik "Good show but I just dropped 7
> nukes on the great forest they're all dead
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA URK (has a heart attack and dies)!
> "What???" said Sonic "WHAAAT???"
Robotnik: (says it louder) I DROPPPED 7 NUKES ON THE GREAT FOREST AND
ALL THE NUKES ARE DEAD!
> "Robotnik you will pay!" sonic said.
Robotnik: Uh oh, I only have 50 bucks on me.
> The bots hustled sonic and tails into a space ship
instead of killing them. They were then sent into the sun.
> "We're going to Spacetropolis!" Robotnik giddily said.
huck yuck, boy do I feel light headed.
>
>
> ((((((((((()))))))))))
> SPaCe.....
The final fronteir, these are the voyages of the star ship Enterprise.
>
>
> "Hey lookit the stars" tails awed.
Sonic: Cool. Of course, it doesn't bother me that it was Robotnik who
put me in the space ship.
> "Yeah" said Sonic "Theres as many stars as there are
> mobians but now a bunch of them are dead and its all my
> fault
Spoken like a true idiot.
> "SOnic you did what you had to do" said tails.
ditto
> "Yeah but i guess space is alot like mobius some times"
> sonic said
> "Yeah i guess it is" Tails replied
Antione: What the hell do you mean?
> "Hahahahaha you will be roboticized hahahahahaha"
Robotnik: hahahaha URK! I feel an other heart attack coming on. I get
them when I laugh for no apparent reason.
> Robotnik chortled
as he gargled.
> "Not funny Lardnik!" said sonic
Robotnik: It wasn't supposed to be.
> "Huhuhuhu LARD BUTT!" said grounder
Clunk, Clank (a pile of scrap metal is found where grounder used to be)
>
>
> ((((((((((()))))))))))))
>
> Spacetropolis Robotocizer room
Robotnik: I'm beggining to wonder why I didn't do this back on Mobius.
>
>
> Sonic is in the roboticezr
Sonic is a robotSonic serves Robotnik
The end
> The green ray is going to robotocize him.
But then, it decides not to.
> "Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I
> love you Sal!" said sonic
Tails: She's dead, you idiot. And she's not here.
> "Hee hee your going to a robot a robot a rooobot" went
A riboty riboty robot (sings and skips around)
> Packbell
> Suddenly vision bursts into the room!
Sonic: I killed you!
> "HUH??? WHAT THE??? UHHH?? YOOOUUU????" Robotnick
Wuh duh muh luh
> confuseldy said
> "Yeah you are apsiposlitivediddly right Crazy Ivo" said
What the heck did he just say?
> Vision
> "Now drop that hedgehog!"
Robotnik: I'm not holding him.
> Sonic makes a daring escape and frees Tails!
even though he was surronded by Sonic spin proof glass.
> They flee
> the room!
> An action-packed battle takes place on the space
> station.
I'm not going to bother to describe it, but to make this a great story,
I'm going to tell you to imagine it in your head. Wow, this is really
an action packed story.
> Sonic and friends are victorious.
And dead from the nukes.
>
>
> (((((((((((((())))))))))))))
>
> Spacetropolis control room
>
> "Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said
> Robotnik
Robotnik: And blowing up the planet can be so boring.
> He pushed the button
> 3
> 2
> 1
> KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!
Antione: Not the more weird souuunds!
> Mobius is gone!
Sonic: Darn I think I'll express emotion like I did last time in this
story. Darn it. I guess I lose. Story end. Oh well.
> Sonic sees the glint of a crystal!
> From the mine he must still have some!
what mine?
> Sonic picks up the crystal and Robotnik sees him.
horror of horrors. Robotnik sees him!
> Sonic shoots robotnik with thje crysatl's energy and he
I never knew the crystal had that much energy in it.
> gets knocked down! Robnik pushes the button
Robotnik: I'm going to blow up Mobius.....AGAIN!
> "hahaha my bots are gone but i'm gonna blow this up and
> take you with me blue freak hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!"
And then and then and then and then!
> SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS
> "Run!! said sonic!
Sonic: Why? Mobius is gone. Who really cares about this?
> "AHHHH nooo!" said Tails!
Sonic: God bless you!
> 9
> 8
> 7
> 6
> 5
> "Hurry we gotta go faster!!"
Shut up and run.
> 4
> 3
> 2
> "ON NO!!!!"
This is so descriptive.
> 1
> .
> GAAAABLLLLOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Sonic: God bless you.
> there goes the neighborhood.
Antione: Where? Where?
> But at the last second sonic used the glowing cystal
> energy and was in a time poral.
The poral is a revolutionary new vacuum cleaner!
> But Robotnik was there too!
He managed to unkill himself, go back in time to before the ship blew
up, walk out the door, and magicaly appear in the poral vacuum cleaner.
> They battled using chaos crystal power sonic zapped
> robotnik and he was gone! Sonic jumped into a portal and
the end. Robotnik was defeated in 5 seconds. Not unlike the worst Star
Trek episode ever created.
> WAS.....
Where did that come from.
>
>
> ((((((()))))))
> Back on mobius!
Sonic: What am I doing here? These damn vacuum cleaners never work
right.
> "Hey wait" said sonic "Robotropolis is here! We blew up
> the death egg! CaN THIS be happening!!??!"
Tails: Yes! Robotropolis IS here! Oh gosh, this is great! Like, can
this, like be happening?
> Sonic ran back to knothole
> Sally and vision were there
> "sal Are you ok??" sonic asked
Sally: What the hell are you talking about. No I'm dead.
> "Yes" said sally
> "I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic"
> said Vision
Sonic: What are YOU talking about. I was fine.
> "You the man pez-bro" said Sonic
Vision: Yes, I am.
> "But Robotropolis is still here" he thought
Sally: That wonderful observation again.
> And the battle begins again.....
And again, and again, and drones on and on and on.
> THE END
Or is it. Bwahahahahahahhaha haha ha ha URK (I have a heart attack and
die)!
Zuckuss199
WHAT THE FOCK?!
We didnt like the ifrst one.
Horyuken means Fireball
Sonic cant do a fireball
is this a sign of a PLAGUE of these?!
Jose Solano
MachHedge
Because you liked the first one I've made A sequel!!!
here's...
The MST.
{Mach and James enter and sit down}
Mach: I can't beleve Natasha didn't want to come.
James: Well, you have me.
Mach: I needed somone to use the other ticket.
>***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
>WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
James: One can only hope.
Mach: If it's anything like the last one...
James: Fock you, Mach.
>Since you liked the first one I made a sequel!
James: I wouldn't go as far as to say that...
>Here's....
Mach: Yes???
>SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2
>The Next Battle
>
>By SONIC FAN
James: I wonder... Do you think this guy likes Sonic?
Mach: I don't know...
>It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik
>was dead and all.
Mach: Wait... I thought he came back in those cristal mines...
James: Shhhh... you're ruining the Fic!
Mach: Sorry.
> Everyone was busy rotor was washing
>the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with
>Bunnie.
James: You're sure that's what they were doing?
Mach: James...
>(((((((((()))))))))))))
Mach: Don't you dare start that again!!
James: (((((((((()))))))))))))
Mach:JAMES!!!
>Robotropolis
Mach: Thanks for clearing that up.
>Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
>Butthead.
Mach: That doesn't surprise me.
James: Why me?
{James gets up to leave}
Mach: James, buddy! You're an agent of the MSS. You've fought Terrorists! You
can handle one bad Fic.
James: Fine. But at the first sign of trouble I'm out of here.
Mach: What a friend.
>"Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder
James: THAT'S debatible.
>"Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said
Mach: Is this the author's way of calling for help?
>Robotnik said loudly "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET
>GOING EH!"
James: Don't want to miss the Hockey Game, eh?
Mach: It is a little known fact that Robotroplis is really in Canada.
>Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu
>huh huh"
>Packbell kicks there butts!
Mach: Where Butts?
James: There butts.
Mach: Oh, ok.
>"Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh"
>Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will
>surely work!***
James: What? Saying Butt?
Mach: Must be.
>(((((((((((()))))))))))))))
Mach: (((((((((((()))))))))))))))
James: What?
Mach: Beat you to it that time.
>Over Knothole Forresst
>
>Rotor is flying in the freedom fighter plane and
>sees....
Mach: since when do the freedom fighters have a plane?
James: They have that big smiley one...
Mach: Oh yeah. The smiley Plane.
>(((((((((()))))))))))))
>Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself.
Mach: I feel sorry for him.
Then
Tails and
>Antoinne came in to help him out.
Mach: They came to help sonic Jam?
They got there
band
>going and played some greenday songs. Then Bunnie and
>Chris Petrucci
James: Furry Chris petrucci?
Mach: Nah.
came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris
>played his wristwatch.
Mach: James Bond's gonna want that back.
the band sounded real wonky so
>they rocked on.
Mach: Willy Wonky and the chocolate factory?
James: Nah.
>Then they played the Sonic song!
Mach: Oh, joy...
James: O/~ Sonic The Hedgehog,
He's as fast as fast can be,
Sonic the Hedgehog,
He's gonna set Mobius Free,
Teenage Fugitive on the run,
He eats Chilidogs By the ton-
Mach: JAMES!!!
>I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool
>i run real fast
>you goony fool
Mach: This song most likely took Sonic Fan 3 hours to make.
>ya ya ya
>the bots can't catch me
>cause i run mach 62
Mach: Huh, surprising...
James: What's that... 45,942 Mph?
>i am a hedgehog and I rule
>RULE RULE RULE!!
>rule rule rule
Mach: I am hedgehog: hear me RULE!
>Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the
>hut!
>CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
Mach: See plane crash. crash, plane, crash.
>Sonic says "Woah you are playing the drums too loud
>Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall.
Mach: Gee... that's funny...
James: Yes, I'm laughing so hard...
>Yo what up Rote?"
Mach: (Rotor) Not me, anymore.
James: I just thought I'd drop in.
Mach: Sonic seemingly forgets about the hole in the hut, and doesn't care for
the welfare of his friend.
>Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
>bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh
>no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
Mach: He says it with such passion.
James: You almost think that the bots really ARE going to attack.
>Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic
>Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being
>dead"
Mach: They'd... what?
James: I don't know... that didn't make any sence.
>So sonic ran to the bots and everbody ran after him but
>not as fast. Sally and some other freedom fighters
>brought water balloons
Mach: Well, It's the summer.
James: Yeah! Pool party!
to fight the bots but sonic had
>the best weapon the cybersuit.
Mach: Mighty morphin Furry rangers?
James: I REALLY hope not.
>"Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit.
>What is this national suit day.
Mach: One massive whitisism after another...
James: Does a Fur coat count?
Too bad i left my tux
at
>home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt
>ensamle it makes me look fat, no?"
Mach: It's good to use periods it helps to make your fics look better and more
readable, no?
said Robotnik
>"Why don't you just stop flabbering Mr. Chubbs" said
>sonic
Mach: Horror! Mr. Chubbs? Get real.
>"ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik
Mach; It could be worse.
James: Yeah, He could attack by ysing Ninja kung-fu.
>And the robots attacked
Mach: And there was much rejoycing.
James: (Dully) Yaaay.
>Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and
>another few thousan EVIL bots.
Mach: What about the NASTY bots and the MEANIE bots?
James: They come later.
Sally threw
balloons at
>the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and
>Snively with ninja kung fu.
Mach: You were saying?
James: It's worse.
>Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch. SOnic cyber
>attacked the bots
Both: EEeeeewwwww.....
until they got killed. Well thats some
>of them fdead but not all.
Mach: You can fdead?
>Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the
>freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in
>killing the bots.
Mach: Yeah, he pushed their heads back and pulled the candy out.
>Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE
>AAH! KICK! SHPACK! HYROUKEN!
>"Ow" went the Snively.
Mach: The snively?
James: He's not A snively, he's THE Snively.
>SHOYROUKEN!
>Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
Mach: Eeew.
James: That's a little much...
>Packbell grabs tails by his Tails.
Mach: Enie Mene Miney Mo, catch Tails by the Tails?
James: No, That doesn't work.
>"Hey what the heck" says Tails
>Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock.
Mach: Yes!
>"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails
James: That had to hurt.
>Sonic kills abot with his laser.
Mach: I liked Abot
James: Abot and Costello?
Mach: Yeah. He was funny.
"Oh no Tails is a
>trouble" SOnic slices Packbell in half
>"oog" goes Packbell
Mach: That's all he had to say?
James: I guess so.
>"Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said
*Mach Mock-laughs*
>Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of
>the bots.
>"Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me"
>a-ha ha ha." said sonic
Mach: He's so preseptive.
>But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It
>shot Sally.
Mach: And there was much rejoycing.
James: *Dully* Yaay.
>"Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders
>SHUT UP KEN!!!!!
Mach: Barbie too.
James: That IS a good Idea.
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yeld
Mach: ENDGAME!!!!!!!!!!!
>"Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i
>win hehehehe"
Mach: A brand new car!!!
Robotnik: Really?
Mach: No, not really.
>"ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" > sonic scremed.
Mach: Fock you Robotnik!!!!!
James: You MotherFocker!!!
>Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where? they
>didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to
>nothole
Mach: I'll bet it wasn't Whole after that.
>((((((((((()))))))))))))))
James: Yep. That's a ((((((((((())))))))))))))).
>"Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned.
>"No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just
>unconginous"
James: Is that bad?
Mach: I think that means she doesn't have a spell checker.
>Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
>Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs
>*sniff*
Mach: Can one be touched by a Metallica song?
James: Yes, but not in the was one would normally think of.
>Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel"
Mach: Yes... furry... and spiney.
>"Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic
>angerly said.
Mach: Is the author accually spelling it Fock for a reason?
James: Maybe he thinks that's how it's spelled.
Mach: Fock off, James.
>"What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy
>wimphog" Vision agrly said back
Mach: Horror! Such language!
>"Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision
Mach: Sat down to have a cup of tea.
foungt
>back. THey punched eachother in the head and blood >was all over the place
then sonic threw vision in the pond. Vision accidendetily swallowed a power
ring and
>vaporized.
Mach: Wow, a whole power ring?
James: That must of hurt.
>"Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think
>yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta
>here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said.
Mach: Could you read that?
James: No. Not in the least.
>Just then a letter dropped from the sky
>AIRMAIL!!!
Mach: HEY! That's my line!
>TO SONIC
>it said
>YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ROBOTNIK'S ROYALE WRESTLING
>CHAMPIONSHIP
>The winner will be declared the champion of mobius.
>At the underground city
>Be there or be dead..
Mach: That sounds fun.
>Sonic said "i'm goin'!"
>"Me too!!!!" said Tails
>"Me three!" said the little penguin.
>"Right on let's penut butter and jam!" Sonic said
Both: WHAT???
James: Peanut butter...
Mach: Jam?
>VRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
>
>((((((((((((()))))))))))))))
Mach: That's really annoying.
>Underground City 11:59 PM
>
>Sonic steps into the ring
>"Ladies and Gentlebots"
Mach Since when are bots gentle?
said announcer Snvely "In this
>corner we have the tag team Sonic and Tails!!!"
>BOOOO!! said the SWATbots
>"And in this corner Grounder and Scratch" Snively
>announces
>"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO
>RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Sonic is in the ring fighting gounder
>"huh huh what goes grounder"
>KA-POWIE
>A fist in his face!
Mach: Who's face?
>BOOM BOOM BOOM he's down!
James: Who?
>Scratch steps in and kicks sonic in the eye!
>"AARRRRGGGGGG!!! TAILS!!!!"
>Tails jumps in flys around and kung-fus there butts
Mach: Where butts?
>BOOM SHAKA BOOM BANG!
Mach: That's catchy.
>Sonic gets up again!
>SOnic spin dashes grounder while tails throws a fireball
>at Scratch!
James: Wow, that's what happens when the power of chili gets out of control.
>They're down 1 2 3
>Sonic and Tails win!!!!!!!!!!
Mach: And there was much rejoycing.
James: *Dully* Yaay.
>Heh heh heh now for my secret plane, thinks Robotnik
Mach:(Robotnik) Yes, my plan is now clear. My bots are defeated and I go to my
secret plane.
Muhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahahaahahahahaahahah
aahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha!!
James: Seesh, mach. Calm down.
>((((((((((((())))))))))))
>
>"We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic!
Mach: (Sonic) Yes. Gee. I'm so happy. Who cares about Sally.
>"Just a second you have to fight our next contender!"
>Snively says
>A huge bot steps into the ring
>Snively says "It's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BOT!"
Mach: And there was--
James: Mach?
Mach: sorry.
>"earf" says Tails
>"I'm going to mutalate you" says stone cold bot
>"b-b-b-b-b-but why??" stutters a nervous tails
>"You wanna know why?"
>"You REALLY wanna know why?"
>"BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"
>"And that's"
>"The bottom line!!!"
Mach: It's strange
Mach: The Way
Mach: That was
Mach: Worded, James.
James: Yes, Mach,
James: It was
James: Indeed different.
>DING!
Mach: Next, please.
>The bot gives Sonic the stone cold stunner!
Mach: Sonic thanks the bot and puts the stunner somplace safe.
>Tails does a spine breaking kick to the bot!
James: He does.
>No use the bot hammers tails in the head he's down!
Mach: He used the stone cold Hammer.
>Pile driver on the bot by sonic!
>Tails bounces off the ropes!
>Sonic beats on the bot the bots kicks sonic in the nose!
James: STONE COLD NOSE KICK!
>OOOOWWWWW!!!
Mach: You can say that again.
>OOOOWWWWW!!!
Mach: Ok. Thanks.
>OOOOWWWWW!!!
Mach: Stop.
>OOOOWWWWW!!!
Mach: STOP DANGIT!
>Sorry.
Mach: Yeesh.
>Tails does a HYROUKEN! HYROUKEN!
>"Ow i'm on fire! Someone help stone cold!"
James: Stone cold Fire!!!
>"Stunner this!" says tails smashing his hand through the
>bots head
>Sonic powers up his spin dash and slices the bot 5
>times!
Mach: Oh. gee. Sonic won. He always wins.
James: He's the hero.
Mach: So?
James: Heros always win.
Mach: Not always.
>The bot falls apart
>Then....
Both: Yes?
>KLICKETY KLACK
James: A train goes by.
BAAAAANNNG!!!
>THE BOT EXPLODES!!!
>"Well" said Robotnik "Good show but I just dropped 7
>nukes on the great forest they're all dead
Mach: That's what he should have done years ago.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>"What???" said Sonic "WHAAAT???"
>"Robotnik you will pay!" sonic said.
Robotnik: Should $15 cover it?
Sonic: Ok.
*Robotnik gives Sonic $15*
>The bots hustled sonic and tails into a space ship
James; With no resistance, of corse.
Mach: Of corse.
>"We're going to Spacetropolis!" Robotnik giddily said.
James: How original.
>((((((((((()))))))))))
>SPaCe.....
>
>"Hey lookit the stars" tails awed.
>"Yeah" said Sonic "Theres as many stars as there are
>mobians but now a bunch of them are dead and its all >my fault
Mach; Yeah, Sonic. thanks a lot.
>"SOnic you did what you had to do" said tails.
Mach: No, he should have just not have gone to the stupid fight.
>"Yeah but i guess space is alot like mobius some times"
>sonic said
Mach: What? How the heck is space like mobius?
James: the rocks?
Mach: Well, space DOES have rocks...
James: There you go.
>"Yeah i guess it is" Tails replied
>"Hahahahaha you will be roboticized hahahahahaha"
>Robotnik chortled
Mach: Hey, whach where you're chortling.
>"Not funny Lardnik!" said sonic
>"Huhuhuhu LARD BUTT!" said grounder
Mach: huhuhuhuhuhuh.... Dumb.
>((((((((((()))))))))))))
>
>Spacetropolis Robotocizer room
>
>Sonic is in the roboticezr
Mach: It's a good thing he's not in the roboticizor.
>The green ray is going to robotocize him.
James: It's a good thing it's not gonna Roboticize him.
>"Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I
>love you Sal!" said sonic
Sally: You're not getting my bud light.
Sonic: D'oh.
>"Hee hee your going to a robot a robot a rooobot" went
>Packbell
Mach: he's gonna be a rooobot?
James: That's what the robot said.
>Suddenly vision bursts into the room!
>"HUH??? WHAT THE??? UHHH?? YOOOUUU????" Robotnick
>confuseldy said
>"Yeah you are apsiposlitivediddly right Crazy Ivo" said
Mach: apsiposlitivediddly???
James: Supercalifraglisticexpialidosius?
>Vision
Mach: Vision? Why Vision? Why not smell?
James: Smell LORD OF PEZ?
Mach: Ok, not smell. Touch?
James: Touch LORD OF PEZ?
Both: Naah.
>"Now drop that hedgehog!"
Mach: Drop him? Since when was Sonic in the air?
James: Since now, I suppose.
>Sonic makes a daring escape and frees Tails! They flee
>the room!
>An action-packed battle takes place on the space
>station. Sonic and friends are victorious.
Mach: Gee, It's so detailed.
James: It's like I'm accually there.
>(((((((((((((())))))))))))))
>
>Spacetropolis control room
>
>"Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said
Mach: Now that's just plain stupid. Robotnik would then reign for thousands of
years on mobius, but he just blows it up.
>Robotnik
>He pushed the button
>3
>2
>1
>KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!
James: There, happy? The Hero lost.
Mach: I guess so.
>Mobius is gone!
Mach: And there was much rejoycing.
James: (Dully) Yaay.
>Sonic sees the glint of a crystal!
James: GASP!
>From the mine he must still have some!
Mach: It's the crystal that's not really a crystal!
James: Gasp!
>Sonic picks up the crystal and Robotnik sees him.
>Sonic shoots robotnik with thje crysatl's energy and he
Mach: Since when did Sonic have a crysatl?
James: I don't know.
>gets knocked down! Robnik pushes the button
Mach: It's Robotnik's Uncle Robnik!
>"hahaha my bots are gone but i'm gonna blow this up and
>take you with me blue freak hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!"
>SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS
>"Run!! said sonic!
>"AHHHH nooo!" said Tails!
Mach: AHHH, yes.
James: Vision seemingly went into standby mode.
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>"Hurry we gotta go faster!!"
>4
>3
>2
>"ON NO!!!!"
Mach: On WHERE???
>1
>.
>GAAAABLLLLOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Mach: That sounded like a Bad Fart.
James: Gee, Mach... You're right.
Mach: The Space Station... farted?
>there goes the neighborhood.
Mach: It's a beautyful day in the Neighborhood, won't you be mine? Won't you be
Mine? Won't you be mine?
Won't you be my Neighbor?
James: Bye-bye, Neiborhood.
>But at the last second sonic used the glowing cystal
>energy and was in a time poral.
>But Robotnik was there too!
Mach: Yes, of corse.
>They battled using chaos crystal power sonic zapped
>robotnik and he was gone! Sonic jumped into a portal and
>WAS.....
Mach: Again, detailed.
>((((((()))))))
>Back on mobius!
>"Hey wait" said sonic "Robotropolis is here! We blew up
>the death egg! CaN THIS be happening!!??!"
Mach: Did that make sence?
James: as much sence as a Yen.
>Sonic ran back to knothole
>Sally and vision were there
>"sal Are you ok??" sonic asked
>"Yes" said sally
>"I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic"
>said Vision
Mach: She was only unconginous. She should have been fine.
>"You the man pez-bro" said Sonic
Mach: Pez will never be my Brother.
James: You're tellin me?
>"But Robotropolis is still here" he thought
Mach: So? It's a city. Robotnik's gone. Big deal.
>And the battle begins again.....
>THE END
Mach: Well, It was better than before, but still stupid.
James: It was almost hard to make fun of it.
Mach: I... Nearly liked it.
James: ARE YOU MAD?????
Mach: No. I'm Happy.
James: Oh.
{Mach and James get up and leave}
THE END (I hope)
Mach H. Hedgehog,
Pointless thingy of the un-determined amount of time:
"You DID enjoy messing your pants?" -Andrew Lenell
The Chaos Emerald
Zuckuss199 wrote in message
<199806300327...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>
>WHAT THE FOCK?!
>
>We didnt like the ifrst one.
>Horyuken means Fireball
Accually, it's "Ha-do-ken", and it means "moving wave punch".
Then there's the "Sho-ryu-ken", and the long one I can't remember ;)
>Sonic cant do a fireball
In Sonic & Tails he can!... ;)
I hope that these stupid fanficts stop. If you have a good fanfict, then
post it, but not these stupid ones...
The Chaos Emerald
CMJ
I liked the sequel to this!
I also see you have taken my advice about Grounder & Scratch being B&B
fans! :) You could've ditched Snively. But you didn't have to make
Sally get hurt, hasn't she had enough of getting hurt already, first
ENDGAME, then breaking up with Sonic, & her father telling her she has to
marry Antoine? :)
BTW, I tried emailing you twice but it came back as a an undeleverable
message. If any Sonic character should go through bad struggles, it
should be Snively! Or Geoffrey.
Joya Nappo
fo...@concentric.net
Can We Show Our Faces Now?!
-Kurt Cobain!
(1967-1994)
(LEad singer of Nirvana!)
s1...@epix.net
SONIC FAN wrote:
Helloooooo. Aech DarkHaven here. I have quite a few comments about this
new fanfic, so I'm just going to wade through and place comment where
it's needed:
> ***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
> WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
Bad words? I honestly don't see any. If there *are* some there, but
misspelled. Whether this was intentional or no, I think the author may
want to find a spell checker to go through his stories, or at least keep
a dictionary nearby to look up unknown words.
<snip>
> It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik
> was dead and all. Everyone was busy rotor was washing
> the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with
> Bunnie.
<snip>
When you refer to Rotor 'washing the machines', I'm wondering what kind
of machines these are and exactly how he's washing them.. I predict
short circuits in your future! Also, what's the obsession with kung-fu?
It was present in a single Saturday morning cartoon. There really is no
basis behind it.
<snip>
> Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
> Butthead.
<snip>
As I mentioned in an earlier post, there were a lot of things that had
*nothing* to do with Sonic. 'Beavis and Butthead' is one of these
things. If you wish to write decent fanfics, drop subject matter that
doesn't relate to that fanfic world.
<snip>
> Chris Petrucci came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris
> played his wristwatch. the band sounded real wonky so
> they rocked on.
<snip>
Another problem. Did you *ask* ChrisPetrucci's creator for permission to
use his character? It's common curteousy to request before using a
character. Besides, if you didn't ask, Chris has the legal right to sue
your butt off for taking his character without permission.
<snip>
> Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
> bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh
> no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
> Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic
> Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being
> dead"
<snip>
The problem here is simple. Sonic may be a cocky and headstrong
character, but I doubt even he would go rushing off like an idiot if an
entire army is on the warpath to Knothole. A comment about Rotor as
well; wouldn't he seek out Sally first to warn her of the invasion, as
she is in charge of Knothole's military defense?
<snip>
> So sonic ran to the bots and everbody ran after him but
> not as fast. Sally and some other freedom fighters
> brought water balloons to fight the bots but sonic had
> the best weapon the cybersuit.
<snip>
Another item not belonging in a Sonic fanfic: the citizens of Knothole
don't have many high tech-ish items at their disposal. Most technology
they have is simple and used for basic survival. A cybersuit would be
more of something Robotnik would create.
<snip>
> Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and
> another few thousan EVIL bots. Sally threw balloons at
> the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and
> Snively with ninja kung fu.
<snip>
Evil bots? Aren't all the bots pretty much evil? Also, Snively and
Packbell are commander figures. They wouldn't be directly involved with
a battle if they had 'thousands of bots' to fight for them.
<snip>
> Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the
> freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in
> killing the bots.
<snip>
More copyright problems. Did you ask Vision's creator for the use of his
character? I sense many debts in your future, poor fool.
<snip>
> Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
> Packbell grabs tails by his Tails.
> "Hey what the heck" says Tails
> Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock.
<snip>
More out of character situations. The FFs don't really fight to kill. So
Tails beating the daylights out of Snively isn't quite in character. And
I'm sure Packbell would have a weapon other than a rock to slam someone
on; he seems more of the stungun carrying sort.
<snip>
> "Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders
> SHUT UP KEN!!!!!
<snip>
Kindly don't bust on Penders unless your writing is better than his. I'm
sorry to say that Penders holds the experience here. maybe fans weren't
happy with his ideas, but they have to give him credit for having the
imagination to create a storyline. Many don't have even that.
<snip>
> "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
> scremed.
<snip>
Some of the language I see; this is out of character, whether spelled
wrong or no. Even if it's Sally getting hurt, I can't see Sonic swearing
at Robotnik. Screaming 'no' or collapsing in shock, yes, but this was
more than a bit out of line.
<snip>
> Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
<snip>
Metallica on Mobius? Highly doubtful. I know ChrisPetrucci is a
crossover character, but if you didn't get permission to use his
character, you don't really have permission to use his ideas either.
<snip>
> "What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy
> wimphog" Vision agrly said back
> "Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt
> back. THey punched eachother in the head and blood was
> all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond.
<snip>
Out of character!!! Vision is the quiet sort. Research characters before
you use them (and ask permission!).
<snip>
> Underground City 11:59 PM
>
> Sonic steps into the ring
<snip>
You mean to tell me the FFs spent all day fighting bots, and Sonic is
going to a wrestling match? I think he'd be passed out on his bed by
now. Even Sonic needs to take a rest now and then.
<snip>
> "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO
> RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<snip>
Another copyright infringement. If I'm correct, that phrase is a
trademark of the Wrestling Federation..
<snip>
> "We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic!
<snip>
They got kicked around, beat up, and they still won?
<snip>
> "Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I
> love you Sal!" said sonic
<snip>
If he loves her, why didn't he stay in Knothole to watch over her after
she got injured, instead of racing off to boost his ego by wrestling a
bunch of bots?
<snip>
> "Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said
> Robotnik
> He pushed the button
> 3
> 2
> 1
> KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!
> Mobius is gone!
<snip>
Uhm, you just defeated the entire StH universe. Any further stories will
be based on 'Sonic Fights Robotnik In Outer Space! Part 1,265 of 30,000'
God help us all.. at least Mach and Co. will write more MSTies..
<snip>
> SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS
> "Run!! said sonic!
> "AHHHH nooo!" said Tails!
<snip>
Run indeed? Where to if they blew up Mobius?
<snip>
> Sally and vision were there
> "sal Are you ok??" sonic asked
> "Yes" said sally
> "I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic"
> said Vision
> "You the man pez-bro" said Sonic
If Vision could heal Sally, why didn't he do it when she was first
injured, hmm? I'd expect more of a reaction from Sonic; I believe he'd
pounce on Sally and hug her instead of standing there and asking, 'Uh,
are you okay?'
<snip>
> THE END
<snip>
End? *desparate laughter* Oh, this isn't the end.. I'm sure there's
another one of these coming..
*sigh*
Aechla DarkHaven
Sparrow
I saw a lot of comments I wanted to comment on, so here goes:
(also, it turns out that I must clip the quotes down a bit because Netscape
says I have "more included text than new")
s1...@epix.net wrote:
>
> > ***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
> > WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
>
> Bad words? I honestly don't see any. If there *are* some there, but
> misspelled. Whether this was intentional or no, I think the author may
> want to find a spell checker...
You won't find very many swear words in a spellchecker...
> > Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
> > Butthead.
>
> As I mentioned in an earlier post, there were a lot of things that had
> *nothing* to do with Sonic. 'Beavis and Butthead' is one of these
> things.
Am I the only one who thinks these stories offer comic relief? They're
written like that was intended, at least the way I interpret them.
> > Chris Petrucci came in...
>
> ...if you didn't ask, Chris has the legal right to
> sue your butt off for taking his character without permission.
They have no power over fanfic, I believe.
> > Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of
> > bots is invading and there gonna kill us...
> > Sonic said <lotsa things>
>
> A comment about Rotor as well; wouldn't he seek out Sally first to warn
> her of the invasion, as she is in charge of Knothole's military defense?
Well, were it me, if there was an army marching close on my position, I'd
much rather wake the soldiers than take the time to telegraph the commander.
> > Sally and some other freedom fighters
> > brought water balloons to fight the bots but sonic had
> > the best weapon the cybersuit.
>
> Another item not belonging in a Sonic fanfic: the citizens of Knothole
> don't have many high tech-ish items at their disposal.
That's why they're using water balloons to fight the 'bots.
> > ...Tails was fighting Packbell and
> > Snively with ninja kung fu.
>
> Also, Snively and Packbell are commander figures. They wouldn't be directly
> involved with a battle if they had 'thousands of bots' to fight for them.
I agree. And Tails taking both of them? Though in this particular story he
may have a great deal of skill in fighting, these "commander types" with
access to powerful weapons and technology, with years of experience and
training behind them (and Packbell with hours of programming), AND both of
them combined could easily squash Tails in a matter of seconds.
> > Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up...
>
> More copyright problems. Did you ask Vision's creator for the use of his
> character? I sense many debts in your future, poor fool.
As I said before. They can't touch fanfic. Otherwise, SEGA would be all over
us for using their characters without permission.
> > Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
>
> More out of character situations. The FFs don't really fight to kill.
When in a life-threatening situation, anyone can learn to fight to kill...
> > "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
> > scremed.
>
> Even if it's Sally getting hurt, I can't see Sonic swearing
> at Robotnik. Screaming 'no' or collapsing in shock...
Screaming 'no' and going ballistic was what I had in mind. I can't see Sonic
collapsing in shock :)
> > Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
>
> ...if you didn't get permission to use his
> character, you don't really have permission to use his ideas either.
As I said twice earlier-- ah, forget it.
> > "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO
> > RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
> Another copyright infringement. If I'm correct, that phrase is a
> trademark of the Wrestling Federation..
AAHHGG! never mind...
> > "Run!! said sonic!
>
> Run indeed? Where to if they blew up Mobius?
I would run in circles.
Just a few comments on your comments. No personal offense intended.
David Bulmer
In article <Pine.SUN.3.96.98063...@voyager.cris.com>,
CMJ <Fo...@cris.com> writes
>
>
> I liked the sequel to this!
>
>
*B^)
I must get you to review my old Fanfics some time... *B^D
--
David Bulmer
K. Ivan Ruppert
On 30 Jun 1998 03:27:58 GMT, zucku...@aol.com (Zuckuss199) wrote:
>is this a sign of a PLAGUE of these?!
K. Ivan
RazJMastrs
In article <3599D5...@geocities.com>, Sparrow <terreo...@geocities.com>
writes:
>>More copyright problems. Did you ask Vision's
>>creator for the use of his character? I sense
>>many debts in your future, poor fool.
>
>As I said before. They can't touch fanfic. Otherwise,
>SEGA would be all over us for using their characters
>without permission.
Actually, someone -could- sue if one of their Fan
Characters was used without permission, although
I honestly doubt that the case would hold up in
court.
Long ago, there was a lengthly discussion about
the Copyright laws on CSD's MailingList, which
is sadly now deceased. Nevertheless, the chain
of mails led to making several college grads and
Sonic Fandom elders dust off their lawbooks and
read us a page or twenty. Somewhere on the 'net,
logs of this discussion exist, but I've yet to find
them again.. nevertheless, it has been legally
proven that FanCharacters can in fact be copy-
righted. The only things which you cannot claim
ownership of are things that have already been
registered, although anything you create, be it in
a Fan universe or not, belongs to you.
-=(Raz Masters
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*grin grin* I have comments about comments about comments.. try saying
that five times fast..
> > > ***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD
> > > WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED***
>
> > Bad words? I honestly don't see any. If there *are* some there, but
> > misspelled. Whether this was intentional or no, I think the author
> > may want to find a spell checker...
>
> You won't find very many swear words in a spellchecker...
Erf.. sorry. I was referring to the spelling over all, not the spelling
of any swear words. Although you'd be very very suprised if you looked
in the dictionary. Those suckers have just about everything.
> > > Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and
> > > Butthead.
> >
> > As I mentioned in an earlier post, there were a lot of things that > > had *nothing* to do with Sonic. 'Beavis and Butthead' is one of > > these things.
>
> Am I the only one who thinks these stories offer comic relief? They're
> written like that was intended, at least the way I interpret them.
Sorry, hon, but Beavis and Butthead are *not* comic relief (the recent
severe lack of interest in them these days shows it). You can add comic
relief just fine without using sources outside the Sonic universe. Read
Dan Drazen's latest story 'The Runaway' and take a look at the ending.
That's decent comic relief (and kyoot besides).
> > > Chris Petrucci came in...
> >
> > ...if you didn't ask, Chris has the legal right to
> > sue your butt off for taking his character without permission.
>
> They have no power over fanfic, I believe.
Actually, Chris's creator and player (Keith Aksland(?) if I have the
name right) does have the right to take legal action. Besides, wouldn't
it just be kind and polite to ask for permission? Or is 'chivalry' and
honor indeed dead these years?
> > > Sally and some other freedom fighters
> > > brought water balloons to fight the bots but sonic had
> > > the best weapon the cybersuit.
> >
> > Another item not belonging in a Sonic fanfic: the citizens of > > Knothole don't have many high tech-ish items at their disposal.
>
> That's why they're using water balloons to fight the 'bots.
I don't dispute the water balloon idea, although I personally think it's
a bit cheesy. I *did* find a problem with the cybersuit, however.
> > > Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up...
> >
> > More copyright problems. Did you ask Vision's creator for the use of > > his character? I sense many debts in your future, poor fool.
>
> As I said before. They can't touch fanfic. Otherwise, SEGA would be > all over us for using their characters without permission.
Again, Vision's creator (Pat Carson, Jr., author of 'Seeing Stars' I
think) has the legal right to sue, and should be given the common
curteousy of a request for the use of his character. Actually, Sega
*has* gotten on the cases of fanfic writers before. The most recent I
can think of was the complaints against Bookshire Draftwood's adult
section (Sega did have a good point that time - to see Sonic and Co.
degrading each other corrupts the 'purity' of Sega's characters).
> > > Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp.
> >
> > More out of character situations. The FFs don't really fight to > > kill.
>
> When in a life-threatening situation, anyone can learn to fight to > kill...
True, but when in the StH Universe comics/tv shows/games have *any* of
the characters (i.e. Sonic, Tails, Sally, etc) been seen killing another
living creature (with the exception of the Drago/Hershey/Sally mess and
the questionable part in Sonic #50 where Robotnik was supposed to be
killed in the explosion(?) of the death Egg)?
> > > "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic
> > > scremed.
> >
> > Even if it's Sally getting hurt, I can't see Sonic swearing
> > at Robotnik. Screaming 'no' or collapsing in shock...
>
> Screaming 'no' and going ballistic was what I had in mind. I can't see > Sonic collapsing in shock :)
I'll agree to that. I don't think I can really see him collapsing in
shock either.
> > > Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and
> >
> > ...if you didn't get permission to use his
> > character, you don't really have permission to use his ideas either.
>
> As I said twice earlier-- ah, forget it.
If he would've used any Metallic lyrics, he could've gotten in trouble
for that too..
> > > "Run!! said sonic!
> >
> > Run indeed? Where to if they blew up Mobius?
>
> I would run in circles.
The ending of the story vaguely confused me. Mobius has been blown up,
and the space station blows up as well, yet Sonic and Tails manage to
get through a portal, and find themselves on Mobius again? Instead of
reeling in shock that it's there and they're still alive, they start
fussing over the fact that Robotropolis is back. Umm, no? What's the
whole explanation behind this story plot? O.o
> Just a few comments on your comments. No personal offense intended.
None taken, and none intended with my own comments about your comments
about my comments.. *sweatdrop*
Sparrow
One teensy comment on your comments on my comments on your comments.
>Sorry, hon, but Beavis and Butthead are *not* comic relief
I was referring to the fanfic, not...... THAT show. I wouldn't watch that
show i-- well, maybe I would... but these [fanfic] stories are random and
silly (even if the author doesn't intend it), and that's my type of humor
:)
Alessandro Sanasi
On 30 Jun 98, Fo...@cris.com (CMJ) wrote:
> I liked the sequel to this!
God, don't _encourage_ that person! Those stories were just _awful_, a
prime example of about every possible mistake a writer can make.
Bye
Alessandro
---
You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
Zuckuss199
>God, don't _encourage_ that person! Those stories were just _awful_, a
>prime example of about every possible mistake a writer can make.
>
>
DONT SAY THAT!!
Hes lik Louis (and I when I was PM;'s assistant) used to be: Thriving off
negative comments and annoying the hell out of us!!
Jose Solano
s1...@epix.net
'Tis a bummer though.. I'd like to read some more serious fanfics that
explore the unknown side of the Sonic vs. Robotnik story.. like.. I
wonder if *Robotnik* has any unknown love interests (besides conquering
Mobius, of course).. O_O That'd be a really *strange* fanfic to write..
Gen Fluke
...excuse me?
-Gen
MachHedge
>
>...excuse me?
>
>-Gen
Then there's the part about Rotor and somone coming to HELP Sonic jam by
himself.
Mach H. Hedgehog,
Pointless thingy of the un-determined amount of time:
"They were lonely. So the little old lady decided to make a man out of stinky
cheese."-The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales.
JD
>...excuse me?
>
>-Gen
>Then there's the part about Rotor and somone coming to HELP Sonic jam by
>himself.
>
>Mach H. Hedgehog,
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... that didn't sound good. ;)
- JD
The Sonic Corner
http://tolwyn.simplenet.com/sonic
Jeff Read
>
> >Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself.
>
Did Sonic get something jammed by himself? Ouch!
(still horrified by the sight of that Naked Goku background on
SonicBoy's site...)
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