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Neon Chaos

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Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.
Some people have bashed the idea of bat character
who is shy and works for Robotnik. Now if they made
Nails the bat look like something from Buffy the Vampire
Slayer that would be sweet! But if they make Nails
look like a sissy Disney character...well uh...that would
suck (I havn't seen one Disney character that looks
like he/she/it could kick some major ass). Rumors
have it that Nails is female (it's about time we get
some other female characters in the game beside Amy).
Now the name Nails sounds a lot like Tails but I like it.
Nails sounds like a really buff and mean name. Plus both
Tails and Nails are shy and can fly. If they fall in love
in SA2, I don't like that idea. I don't even want to think
about! Come on, think (okay so I'll think about it a bit) about
what the kids would look like. Maybe a [whatever color you
think Nails will be like insert here] and mixed with brown bat
with two tails and two wings! Scary uh? *In his Dr. Evil voice*
Well that's my two freakin' cents. I want something "EVIL"
and not semi-evil. Well if anyone wants to toss their freakin'
bone on this subject go ahead. Now I have to find some
sharks so I put some freakin' lasers head.


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Pearlsmash1

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Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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>I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.

[snip babble]

GONG!

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Cameron Kerlin

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Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Neon Chaos wrote:

<snip>


> in SA2, I don't like that idea. I don't even want to think
> about! Come on, think (okay so I'll think about it a bit) about
> what the kids would look like. Maybe a [whatever color you
> think Nails will be like insert here] and mixed with brown bat
> with two tails and two wings! Scary uh? *In his Dr. Evil voice*
> Well that's my two freakin' cents. I want something "EVIL"
> and not semi-evil. Well if anyone wants to toss their freakin'
> bone on this subject go ahead. Now I have to find some
> sharks so I put some freakin' lasers head.

Did you intentionally leave out words and make this near impossible to
read/comprehend, or what? Who the fuck is Nails the Bat?

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Gen Fluke

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Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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>I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.

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distance, though greatly muffled, he heard a mans voice proclaim:

"hello sir!"

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Neon Chaos

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"Cameron Kerlin" <webm...@darkmanga.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> Neon Chaos wrote:

> Did you intentionally leave out words and make this near impossible to
> read/comprehend, or what? Who the fuck is Nails the Bat? <<

No, I didn't leave out words. Nails the Bat is a rumored character to be in
Sonic Adventure 2.

Neon Chaos

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"Pearlsmash1" <pearl...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.
>
> [snip babble]
>
> GONG!<<<

Gong? WTF? Is this some newbie?

^IcE^

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Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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In article <r0R45.78449$m5.2...@typhoon.kc.rr.com>, "Neon Chaos"
<webm...@sonicrules.zzn.com> wrote:

> > Did you intentionally leave out words and make this near impossible to
> > read/comprehend, or what? Who the fuck is Nails the Bat? <<
>
> No, I didn't leave out words. Nails the Bat is a rumored character to be
> in
> Sonic Adventure 2.
>

I would like to see it when it is confirmed.
I don't know.. if it is a Sonic Team idea, it can't be lame.
But if it is not... then... well the horror of Void all over again...

*runs off crying*

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James Coyote Calhoun

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When asked about the escalating hostility in the corporation
nation-state of alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, White House Press Secretary
Ronald Cheesewaller told CoyoteNet reporter Neon Chaos:

>> >I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.
>>
>> [snip babble]
>>
>> GONG!<<<
>
>Gong? WTF? Is this some newbie?

No, you've just been gone so long that you missed a few memos.

Among other things.

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Mr. Encyclopedia

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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^IcE^ <sch...@exciteING.com> wrote in message
news:schiz-o-9D11EC...@news.powersurfr.com...
: In article <r0R45.78449$m5.2...@typhoon.kc.rr.com>, "Neon Chaos"

: <webm...@sonicrules.zzn.com> wrote:
:
: > > Did you intentionally leave out words and make this near impossible to
: > > read/comprehend, or what? Who the fuck is Nails the Bat? <<
: >
: > No, I didn't leave out words. Nails the Bat is a rumored character to be
: > in
: > Sonic Adventure 2.
: >
: I would like to see it when it is confirmed.
: I don't know.. if it is a Sonic Team idea, it can't be lame.
: But if it is not... then... well the horror of Void all over again...

Is it just me or does Void look like NiGHTS? I think he does.
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Mr. Encyclopedia

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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Neon Chaos <webm...@sonicrules.zzn.com> wrote in message
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:
: "Pearlsmash1" <pearl...@aol.com> wrote in message
: news:20000623143038...@ng-fz1.aol.com...
: > >I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.

: >
: > [snip babble]
: >
: > GONG!<<<
:
: Gong? WTF? Is this some newbie?

Nope! He gonged you! You must leave the stage in disgrace! HAHAHAHAHA WE
MUST LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

^IcE^

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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In article <sl9q5j8...@corp.supernews.com>, "Mr. Encyclopedia"
<Ofla...@tbcnet.com> wrote:

> : I would like to see it when it is confirmed.
> : I don't know.. if it is a Sonic Team idea, it can't be lame.
> : But if it is not... then... well the horror of Void all over again...
>
> Is it just me or does Void look like NiGHTS? I think he does.

Void looks like a LAME NiGHTs fan character!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!


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Dane Martin

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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>
>No, I didn't leave out words.

To heck you didn't!

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Dane Martin

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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>I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.

Can boards talk? Actually, I've always wanted to be a board. I would be all
woody and hard, and I could build houses... And strip joints and stuff.

You lucky board you!

M1K3Y PR0WR3

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Jun 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/27/00
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^IcE^ RITEDD:

>In article <sl9q5j8...@corp.supernews.com>, "Mr. Encyclopedia"
><Ofla...@tbcnet.com> wrote:
>
>> : I would like to see it when it is confirmed.
>> : I don't know.. if it is a Sonic Team idea, it can't be lame.
>> : But if it is not... then... well the horror of Void all over
>> : again...
>>
>> Is it just me or does Void look like NiGHTS? I think he does.
>
>Void looks like a LAME NiGHTs fan character!!!!
>AHHHHHH!!!

YAH HE'Z MY N1GHTZ F4N KARACHTR3!!11! XCEPT H3'S NAMED FIGHTZ NOT N1TES AND
H3'Z NOT A GURL L1KE NITZZ H3'Z A GUY AND HE HAZ B1G MUSSL3Z ADN CHAN3GUNZ 4
ARMZ AND SH00TZ LAZR3S FR0M H1S 3Y33'Z!1!!1!1 1'M GUNNA S00E THOZE S3GA
LUZR3S 4 ST33LING MY TR4DEMARK3D ADN C0PYR1TED FAN KAR4VCTRE!!111111!1!!!1!11
!!!!111!111!!!111!11!111!1!1!1!!11!!1!!1!!!11111!1!!11111!1!!!!!1!!!11!!


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James Coyote Calhoun

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When asked about the escalating hostility in the corporation
nation-state of alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, White House Press Secretary
Ronald Cheesewaller told CoyoteNet reporter Dane Martin:

>>I'm so board...so I'm going to talk about Nails the Bat.
>
>Can boards talk? Actually, I've always wanted to be a board. I
>would be all woody and hard, and I could build houses... And strip
>joints and stuff.

Please take this filth out of our family-oriented newsgroup immediately and
over to alt.sex.fetish.home-depot where it belongs.

And take your sense of humor out of rec.org.mensa while you're at it.

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Mark Whickman

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M1K3Y PR0WR3 <coyotenet...@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8F5FC6D3AC...@207.106.92.14...

> ^IcE^ RITEDD:
>
> >In article <sl9q5j8...@corp.supernews.com>, "Mr. Encyclopedia"
> ><Ofla...@tbcnet.com> wrote:
> >
> >> : I would like to see it when it is confirmed.
> >> : I don't know.. if it is a Sonic Team idea, it can't be lame.
> >> : But if it is not... then... well the horror of Void all over
> >> : again...
> >>
> >> Is it just me or does Void look like NiGHTS? I think he does.
> >
> >Void looks like a LAME NiGHTs fan character!!!!
> >AHHHHHH!!!
>
> YAH HE'Z MY N1GHTZ F4N KARACHTR3!!11! XCEPT H3'S NAMED FIGHTZ NOT N1TES
AND
> H3'Z NOT A GURL L1KE NITZZ H3'Z A GUY AND HE HAZ B1G MUSSL3Z ADN CHAN3GUNZ
4
> ARMZ AND SH00TZ LAZR3S FR0M H1S 3Y33'Z!1!!1!1 1'M GUNNA S00E THOZE S3GA
> LUZR3S 4 ST33LING MY TR4DEMARK3D ADN C0PYR1TED FAN
KAR4VCTRE!!111111!1!!!1!11
> !!!!111!111!!!111!11!111!1!1!1!!11!!1!!1!!!11111!1!!11111!1!!!!!1!!!11!!
>
>
Not funny

^IcE^

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In article <8F5FC6D3AC...@207.106.92.14>,
coyotenet...@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk (M1K3Y PR0WR3) wrote:

> >Void looks like a LAME NiGHTs fan character!!!!
> >AHHHHHH!!!
>
> YAH HE'Z MY N1GHTZ F4N KARACHTR3!!11! XCEPT H3'S NAMED FIGHTZ NOT N1TES
> AND
> H3'Z NOT A GURL L1KE NITZZ H3'Z A GUY AND HE HAZ B1G MUSSL3Z ADN
> CHAN3GUNZ 4
> ARMZ AND SH00TZ LAZR3S FR0M H1S 3Y33'Z!1!!1!1 1'M GUNNA S00E THOZE S3GA
> LUZR3S 4 ST33LING MY TR4DEMARK3D ADN C0PYR1TED FAN
> KAR4VCTRE!!111111!1!!!1!11
> !!!!111!111!!!111!11!111!1!1!1!!11!!1!!1!!!11111!1!!11111!1!!!!!1!!!11!!

Hm. Ya know... Coyote, you might actually be able to encode some
serious message in this.
Took me a long time to understand what you're trying to say.. (or is
that the point?)

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In the insanity known as alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog,
M1K3Y PR0WR3 babbled:

>YAH HE'Z MY N1GHTZ F4N KARACHTR3!!11! XCEPT H3'S NAMED FIGHTZ NOT N1TES AND
>H3'Z NOT A GURL L1KE NITZZ H3'Z A GUY AND HE HAZ B1G MUSSL3Z ADN CHAN3GUNZ 4
>ARMZ AND SH00TZ LAZR3S FR0M H1S 3Y33'Z!1!!1!1 1'M GUNNA S00E THOZE S3GA
>LUZR3S 4 ST33LING MY TR4DEMARK3D ADN C0PYR1TED FAN KAR4VCTRE!!111111!1!!!1!11
>!!!!111!111!!!111!11!111!1!1!1!!11!!1!!1!!!11111!1!!11111!1!!!!!1!!!11!!

Sign #23 you've been on the 'net too long...
You can read this stuff w/o any trouble.
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