[FANFIC]: Shadowfox part 2
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SHADOWFOX pt. 2
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Shadowfox
part II
by SONIC FAN
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20 days after the exile of Uncle Bob
Knothole Village Command Center
"OK everyone, sychonize watches, we are about to execute plan Alpha-B"
said
Sally.
"But Sally!" said Rotor, jumping on the table "Our search teams haven't
found
Tails yet!!!"
"We have to go on with the mission anyways." said Sally "This power
reactor
will only be open to attack for a short time. We have to act now."
"YO SAL!" said Sonic "Tails is the dude! He's been gone for 20 days thats
sorta
important"
"SONIC!" affirmed Sally "We will not discuss the matter further at this
time!
You are on point for team FreedomWatch."
"Sal..." said Sonic uselesssly
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Robotropolis
The Robotix Lab
A few hours earlier
"ALL CLEEAAARRR!!" yells coconuts of clanging machinery "Activate power
conduit
Z-34!"
"AFFIRMATIVE" said the SWATbot
BRAZZZZAAAPPPPPPPZZZZZZAPPPPPPAAAAAAZZZZZPPPPPPAAAAA
PAckbell twitches getting zapped by electricity
"ACTIVATE ARTIFICIAL CHAOS ENERGY GENERATOR!!!! NOW!!!!!!!" said Coconuts
"AFFIRMATIVE" said Bot
BBBAZZZZAP~!!!!! BRRZZZZZ********
Packbell explodes with energy!! POWWWWWWEEEEZZZZAPPPPPP
Sparks are all over the place! A SWAT bot gets pounded by rapid fire
energy
overflow!! GOOOOOORRRANNNNN!!!!
"Power Down!!!" says Coconuts "POWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRR DOWWWWWNNNN----"
*OOOOOHhhhhmmmmm...ssssssssssss*
"HIT MAIN I/O POWER SWITCH!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!" says Coconuts hitting the
switch
inside Packbells brain
"POWER!!!!!!!!! ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Packbell becomes concious. He sees the bios startup screen
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Robo X-99 Chip
A product of Robotnik Co.
We are not complient with energy saving standards. We like to waste
energy
and pollute the air. Ha ha ha ha ha.
9999999999999999999999 Terrbytes of RAM.....OK
Advanced AI Core On-Line..........OK
Physical Systems Activated...........OK
Voice system on-line........... OK
Hello Packbelle....
The time is 4:24 PM
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Robotnik sez "Have a happy day!"
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Packbell sits up
"Fool" he says "You misspelled my name!"
"Packbell! Hows you brain feeling?" says Coconuts
"Hmm," says Packbell "..Smart!"
Packbell calculates pi to 80000000000000000000 digits in
0.000000000000000002
seconds
"Wow!" says Coconuts
"Cool" says Packbell "Very...cool"
Packbell jumps into the air
"Woah Pack! You just got reassembled, take it easy!" warns Coconuts
Packbell attacks a SWAT bot! The SWAT bot prepares to defend but all of
the
sudden
(slow mo)
Packbell hovers in midair and kicks the bot, shattering it into a billion
peices
(normal mo)
"Holy monkey!" exclaimes Coconuts "That was fast! So fats I couldn't see
it!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha" laughs Packbell
"Whats funny?" aska Coconuts
"Approx. 3 seconds ago I formulated a plan to destroy the Knothole
freedom
fighters. Just now a transferred orders to the SWAT bots to activate my
plan.
And while I was explaining this to you I formulated a plan to overthrow
Robotnik" said Packbell.
"Neat" said Coconuts. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha....." (Packbell)
As another test of his power, Packbell destroys another bot with a blast
of
Chaos Energy!
CHAOS BLAST!!!
The bot explosed!
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Robotropolis
The outskirts of
Sonic and his team, Rotor, Dulcy and Amy Rose are sneaking into
Robotropolis,
by hiding in a ditch. A bot copter flys over head.
"Duck!" says Sonic
"QUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" says Dr. Quack (who was on the
team,
but was no mentioned earlier)
Bots jump out of everywhere! "FreedomWatch is under attack!" shouts SOni
c into
the comunit. They battle! Sonic spins around, blowing up a few SWATS.
DUlcy
hits a copter with her tail! It's down! Bots on a hovercycle move in,
only
to be smacked down by Rotors particle cannon! Amy Rose uses the ring
blade
on an electric Robotnik head! ZAPPOW! zAPOW! it dies, but a new threat
appears!
"QUUUUACCK what the QUAACK is that thing????" woahs Quack
It's a giant monkey head on a spring! Piloted by none other than
Coconuts!
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAA" says Coconuts "YOu are no match for my power!"
"Dude, we're gonna show you the meaning of JAM!" Sonic powersays
LAser fires spreads out! The fighters get down, on the ground. Sonic
spins
into a GROUND ROLL. Monkey missles explode in front of sonic, throwing
him
70 feet back! Amy Rose gets a ring shot in, but does little damage!
SPRROIINGG! The Monkey Spring is in the air, landing almost on Dulcy,
fortunately
she moved just in time! Oh yeah!
THUMMMPPPP
Monkey Spring: POWER PLASMA MEGA BLAST!
Look out Dr. Quack! Quack dives into the ditch! DIVE!
BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Plasma rebound SLAMS Rotor, hitting him into a PodBot! The bot crushes
under
his blubbery fat! SKRUNCH!
SPROOINNNGGG
DOWNWARD LASER XAPPER!!!
Amy Rose gets X-Blasted! She's down! Medic! MEDIC!
THUMP!
The springer lands before Rotor
"SONIC! HEALP!" said the Rote
"Walrus guy! Check this out!" Amy rose uses her last ounce of strenght to
throw a ring shot! BRRRG! It hits Monkey Spring right accross the spring!
It just got De-springified! But the Monkey Head has hoverjets! It's
attacking!
The Freedom Fighters dodge laser fire, Sonic spins around, and uses a
POWER
RING!!!
SONICSPEED!!!!!
Dulcy flies up and BODY CHECKS the head into a building! BOOM-SAKI!
Sonic runs at it, full Mach 4 speed!
SPEED SLICER!
BAMMMMMMM!!!! it's cut right in half. A huge firey explosion!
FWWOOOOSHHH!!!
Hoverunit reenforcement units arrive. Sonic and friends join hands and
juice
outta there! SONIC BOOM as he breaks the sound barrier!
"Yo yo yo yo, no need to fret, we blew up the monkey head , WAY PAST COOL
MAN!
WAY PAST COOL!!!!" says Sonic to the Comunit
"What the hip-hop is y'all talking bout?" says Bunnie at the other end
"Ah
forgot to turn thes here thang on. Did I all miss somethin?"
"QUAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK" says Quack into the comunit. Bunnie switches it
off
again.
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The Great Forest
Tails is still walking in the forest, out of food, and hungry because hes
out
of food
"DUUUH!" says Tails to the narrator
THen he hears bagpipe music! "Uncle bob?!?" he quickly runs to a forest
grove
and sees....
Forest gnomes playing bagpipes. Tails sighs dissappointedly. Just then
Bob
appears from behind a tree!
"UNCLE BOB!!!" says Tails
"Why ye so glom Tails? Ach I was just jammin' with tha forest gnomes!"
says
Bob. He plays a riff on the bagpipe!
"Gnarly!" says a gnome.
"Uncle Bob" says Tails "You have to come back to Knothole. Don't worry
about
Sally I will fight her good if I have to. I'll fight her like Sonic
fights
Robotnik!"
"Ach ach ach laddy" says Bob "Ye nay can make tha freedom fighters accept
me.
Ah aint none of a freedom fighter. Ahm just a trailer fox. Aye, ahm just
a
trailer fox without a trailer" He plays the bagpipe blues.
What's that rolling in? Robotic squirrels! They fire rapid fire mini-
missiles
"YOWWW!" say the gnomes, hiding in treeholes. Uncle Bob and Tails make a
run
for it. Bob loads up his shotgun but just as he does the ground from
undrneath
them is blown up my a missile. They roll down a hill! "AHHHHHHHH!!!"
thumpity bump bump bump bonk (hits a rock) OW bounce splak (roll through
some
spikey bushes) ARGH ARGH they're in midair! They splashdown in the river!
SPLOSH!
The squirrels surveilance the area
"OBJECTIVE TARGET TERMINATED." says the leader. They roll away looking
for more
potential tagets (and maybe some metal acorns)
Meanwhile Tails and Bob float downstream.....
And a shadowed fox follows them!...
WHO IS THAT SHADOWFOX? WATCH OUT BOB AND TAILS, HE'S AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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THE END
of part II
Watch for part III
THE FINAL CONCLUSION!
of....
SHADOWFOX (by SONIC FAN 2000)
michaelleefx
I'm the guy that accuses M'r. Alexweiztman for use of archaic language but
after spending a considerable time deciding not to offend my new-found
friends---Mr. Encyclopedia and the well-known Mr. Coyote, I apologise to one
and all.
Now, let us look at the true "SONIC FAN"...
His fatuous and inexplicably inane usage of the English language has without
doubt confirm his identity. Sigh! Here comes another long thread of
troll-flaming or rather "debating"
Help! The newsgroup is seaming with tension...GULP!
Kingant (me) then evacuate from planet earth to get away from the inevitable
thread war...
Yours
sincerely,
michaellfx(kingant)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited
while imagination embraces the entire world."(Einstein)
SONIC FAN <soni...@hehe.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.13bb54718...@news.psi.ca...
> SONIC FAN PRESENTS...
> SHADOWFOX pt. 2
>
> Download the previous part at The SONIC FAN Homepage
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< sniping away furiously at this outrageous act>
James Coyote Calhoun
nation-state of alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, White House Press Secretary
Ronald Cheesewaller told CoyoteNet reporter michaelleefx:
>Remember me?
>I'm the guy that accuses M'r. Alexweiztman for use of archaic
>language but after spending a considerable time deciding not to
>offend my new-found friends---Mr. Encyclopedia and the well-known
>Mr. Coyote, I apologise to one and all.
[wanders past, gnawing on a strip of beef jerky]
Hmm? Oh, okay. Cool.
>
>Now, let us look at the true "SONIC FAN"...
[quickly sidesteps as Rotor falls through the roof of AFSH and jumps through
the wall, knocking half the building down]
Dangit, I hate when that happens...
>His fatuous and inexplicably inane usage of the English language has
>without doubt confirm his identity. Sigh! Here comes another long
>thread of troll-flaming or rather "debating"
>Help! The newsgroup is seaming with tension...GULP!
Nahhh. SONICFAN is old news... a throwback from the Era of Darkness when
trash like "Blood and Metal" and "Fanfic of Ray Rabbit" held all Sonic
fanfiction hostage with a spiked iron gauntlet coated in durian puree. He's
been posting bulldada like this for a long while now; it was a cause for a
full-scale alarm at first, but he's really worn himself out to the point
where only the uninformed are shocked and horrified anymore.
He's sorta the resident version of Archimedes Plutonium now... he slaps up
huge posts chock full of nonsensical babble from time to time, but people
either just ignore him or have a little fun at his expense. So you don't have
to hide, just duck the occasional thrown bottle.
Now if it was Kefka the Dark One posting "A Sorceror, A Demon and Emeralds
Part II"... then we'd have reason to run away screaming. [shudder]
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GAME OVER INSERT COIN CREDIT 0
Dane Martin
<snips fic>
Oooh, I've got to MiST this one. >:D
[evil laughter]
*singing* don't you love the waaay the miiind works... the way it's mixed up in
the clouds, clouds, clouds...
That's a real song, I swear.
Dane Martin / dan...@aol.com
"And remember: People judge you *not* by the size of your feet, but by whether
your socks match." -Space Ghost
~~~ An Official Member of The A.F.S.H. Stupid Brigade ~~~
Neon Chaos
>
> Oooh, I've got to MiST this one. >:D
>
> [evil laughter]
>
> *singing* don't you love the waaay the miiind works... the way it's mixed
up in
> the clouds, clouds, clouds...
>
> That's a real song, I swear<<<<
Yeah sure and "heartquake" is a real word....wait a sec...it IS a real word.
Ah purple-nuts.
I'm going to have my army of monkeys working day and night to bring you
the greatest MiST of a fan-fiction ever!
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Neon Chaos
http://neon.sega-zone.com
"Hey, Neon... You've been replacing by chocolate bunnies with your ego pills
again, haven't you? " -- Dane Martin
Dane Martin
>Yeah sure and "heartquake" is a real word....wait a sec...it IS a real word.
>Ah purple-nuts.
>
How... disturbing. [wacks him over the head with a plunger.]
>I'm going to have my army of monkeys working day and night to bring you
>the greatest MiST of a fan-fiction ever!
Mmmm-hmmm. And I'm the king of the Jellyfish Onions, who spread their
onion-scented jellyfish liquid-like crap all over the happy kingdom of the
Tralala's.
Are you my mother?