Too late. What you did was unfuckingforgivable you piece of shit.
I agree. This fucking guy is trying to weasel out of this shit with
his bullshit apologies.
That kaner is a weasler, but what about lezlie and her sponsored run thing.
50p a mile seems fair enough.
75p if she does it nekkid.
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That's even fairer.
I dunno, we aint seen the goods.
Troo. Ok. 75p a mile if she's a C cup or over. 50p a mile if she's not.
Wadda ya reckon?
If she's double D an extra £5 for each black eye.
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£5 for both. We're not fucking rich.
I am now, I had 4 quid on the national winner :-))
Whyaye!! GET in there!!! Fuck lez, lets hit the pubs instead mate. Your
shout.
oh, well erm, I put some of it on a chelsea draw and some on an arsenal win.
You fucking numpty. You got 11 - 1 on that nag and you blew it on THAT when
we coulda been down the pub drinking yer winnings. And having a ruby murry
after...
*despairs*
12-1 and an eachway bet. I've still got some left. I've stopped eating
rubys, they fuck me up too much the next day.
So what's yer food of choice when yer pissed now then?
chinese, and I fancy one later
Y' know, i ain't had a chinky for ages. The one round the corner does a
lovely crispy shredded rainbow beef. Dunno where the 'rainbow' bit comes
into it. Or the beef. But it tastes bloody marvelarse!!
Now I feel like getting Chinese for dinner. I love chicken with garlic
sauce (doesn't taste like garlic at all), or shrimp with lobster
sauce. mmmmm.
I like everything on the menu apart from seaweed, mixed vegetables and
schewezan or summat.
Whenever I buy Chinese, I get chicken lo mein, but eat it the next day
for breakfast cold.
cold? fuck that, I do the same but I nuke it beforehand
Hey, wtf can I tell you. I like it cold with some soy sauce. Btw, all
this talk got me to get Chinese for dinner the other night.
you watch your weight there, that old pickup of yours might start
complaining.
If I start gaining weight you'd be the first fucker I'd blame, with
all this burger and chinese talk you're doing. You're the first person
who's posts make me stop and grab something from the fridge.
I've got a couple of baked spuds on the go at the minute, i'll be adding
some chinese chicken to it.
Let me get a sandwich, hold on....
> a couple of baked spuds on the go at the minute, i'll be adding
>some chinese chicken to it.
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*burp*
fucking hurry up, i've got a story about these new kentucky buckets to tell.