No.
I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with an
adopted baby.
I'm not watching bollocks like that.
Life is not rigid, politically correct or tidy, but that's exactly what
makes it fun and interesting. Here's a window into the sometimes warm and
often twisted embrace of three modern day families
Why do they always have to go and do this eh?
1 out of 3 couples aren't a pair of dick smokers, so why? why? why? why?
I think you meant no 'SIR' didn't you!!
> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with an
> adopted baby.
> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real good
piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not it's too
PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos Al (y'know,
I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad of one of the
gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so y' never know, could
be good?
You've got a point. A fifth of the world's population are Chinese. That's
one in five!! So why ain't the Mitchell family off Eastenders not got any
Chinese among 'em? By my reckoning there should be at least 2 or 3. Same
with the Dingles off Emmerdale. The list is fucking endless. Maybe they
just don't like Chinese people?
Mind you....that 1 in 3 thing... There's you, me ...and grant!!
My head says 1 in 3 can't be right but the facts... well they say otherwise
if AFS is owt t' go by.
Is Bono here then?
>
>> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with an
>> adopted baby.
>> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
>
> Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
>
> You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real
> good piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
>
> Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not it's
> too PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos Al
> (y'know, I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad of one
> of the gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so y' never
> know, could be good?
They won't ridicule the gays. Not these days, it just isn't allowed.
We must all agree that it's acceptable for two men to adopt a baby.
Of course we all know it isn't but by fuck you hadn't better say so.
There's another comedy on FX called Eastbound and Down that is on anytime or
10.00pm thursday nights.
The swearing is over the top it reminds me of Clerks 2
Don't ask me, I don't watch any soap operas. They are for the fuddle minded
people of this country.
I watch shameless though, I suppose that is a sort of soap.
Anyhow the tories are doing ok, can't wait to kick out Brown and Mandy, pair
of wankers.
I might have the day off to celebrate.
I suppose you'll be watching it with a tear in your eye as the two daddies
walk hand in hand through the park.
Grant's World.
Fuck me... no.. noooo
You've been brainwashed by NuLabour and the BBC. That's what's happened
here.
Plus I can deduce that you've never worked in a factory. I reckon you work
in the public sector.
Gordon and Mandy say it's cool to be gay, and you better believe it if you
want your pension you naughty boy.
Watching Brokebutt Mounting, and crying, and admitting it.
You've gone down hill Granty.
There was a time we all looked up to you.
Alright, that last bit was a joke.
cheer up you cunt.
Yeah, but that 1 in 3 thing... There's you, me ...and Grant.
Isn't there!!!!
> I watch shameless though, I suppose that is a sort of soap.
Not really watched it. Any good?
> Anyhow the tories are doing ok, can't wait to kick out Brown and Mandy,
> pair of wankers.
> I might have the day off to celebrate.
Nah, anything but Cameron. Keep what we got I say. They are, after all,
slightly nicer tories than the real tories.
Mind you, I don't like how Mandy really suits a Hitler moustache.
It didn't bore you to tears??
> I'm comfortable with my
>>> heterosexuality and accept that homosexuality exists and is to me
>>> perfectly acceptable,
Bet you wouldn't be saying that if one of 'em was trying to stick his cock
up yer arse... or would you...????
Mind you, each to their own an' all that. If that's what two (3, 4, or
however many) consenting adults want to get up to then that's up to them.
I'm of an age where I remember years ago when gays really did get an hard
time for being gay, with an awful lot of 'em getting beat up cos of it, and
that had to stop. I agreed at the time that the drive to get that sort of
shit stopped was a good thing...but now it's going too far. Now it seems
that we have to not only think gay bashing is wrong (which it is...in the
physical sense) but that we have to think that being gay is not only normal
but something that is good. This is where gays really are like wimmin...
give 'em an inch and they want a yard. I mean yeah, no more kicking the
shit out of 'em cos they're gay like they did in the 70's but enough of this
'gay is good' shit we're having rammed down our throats. They should be
thankful they don't get persecuted like they used to
> and not to be feared ridiculed or despised.
Now c'mon.... It's ok to ridicule it. In fact, it really needs it.
Don't you think it's a bit gay being gay?
They deserve as much pisstaking as, say, religious fuckers do.
> Many
>>> closet homosexuals who are scared about their orientation often react
>>> the way you are!
Here we go. You PC dogooders allus come out with this shit. It's got
fuck all to do with 'been scared about our orientation' and everything to do
with 'knowing' we don't want a cock up our arse. Everyfuckingtime you come
out with this shit. Give it a fucking rest will ya!! Jeez.
>> You've been brainwashed by NuLabour and the BBC. That's what's happened
>> here.
>> Plus I can deduce that you've never worked in a factory. I reckon you
>> work in the public sector.
Only if you call his back bedroom 'the public sector'!! lol.
> I didnt think you were so thick!
>>
>> Gordon and Mandy say it's cool to be gay, and you better believe it if
>> you want your pension you naughty boy.
>>
> Stupid as well!
>>
>> Watching Brokebutt Mounting, and crying, and admitting it.
>> You've gone down hill Granty.
>> There was a time we all looked up to you.
>>
>> Alright, that last bit was a joke.
>>
> You aint funny actually
No, he is. Fucking hilarious at times. That last bit, where he said we
all look up to you, and then said it was a joke was pretty funny. Made me
smile!!
> i feel sorrow for bigots like you.
Why?
I'm curious... How would you react if a gay peep tried it on with you? If
one said "I'd love to put my willy up yer bum" (or however he'd ask summat
like that if he was serious). Seriously Grant, how would you react?
Yeah, did you see how quickly he ran off after I playfully got him in an
headlock?? Shortarsed little puff he is.
He was... until I put him in an headlock and started rubbing his forehead
with me knuckles and he ran off crying. U2? More like fuckU!! hur hur
hur.
>>> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with
>>> an adopted baby.
>>> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
>>
>> Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
>>
>> You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real
>> good piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
>>
>> Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not it's
>> too PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos Al
>> (y'know, I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad of
>> one of the gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so y'
>> never know, could be good?
>
> They won't ridicule the gays. Not these days, it just isn't allowed.
> We must all agree that it's acceptable for two men to adopt a baby.
> Of course we all know it isn't but by fuck you hadn't better say so.
Now now Mick... That's not how the 'state' wants you to think!!
> There's another comedy on FX called Eastbound and Down that is on anytime
> or 10.00pm thursday nights.
> The swearing is over the top it reminds me of Clerks 2
This Modern Families will probably be a right pile of shite but, like I
said, I'll give it a try cos of Al's actor been in it. But yer probably
right, they won't ridicule the gays.
Now c'mon Mick, be fair. It's your fault he's like this. You know how he
gets when you don't take gays seriously. Y'know sometimes, just sometimes,
I think you do this on purpose.
It's a sewing machine oil.
>
>> I watch shameless though, I suppose that is a sort of soap.
>
> Not really watched it. Any good?
Yes it's brilliant and there's alot of homosexual storylines so Grant will
fucking love it.
>
>> Anyhow the tories are doing ok, can't wait to kick out Brown and Mandy,
>> pair of wankers.
>> I might have the day off to celebrate.
>
> Nah, anything but Cameron. Keep what we got I say. They are, after all,
> slightly nicer tories than the real tories.
>
> Mind you, I don't like how Mandy really suits a Hitler moustache.
Keep what we've got?
Are you taking the piss?
>
>
Good. I wish he'd keep his gob shut and get on with strumming his guitar.
We don't need him telling us what to do with our money.
>
>
>>>> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with
>>>> an adopted baby.
>>>> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
>>>
>>> Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
>>>
>>> You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real
>>> good piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
>>>
>>> Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not it's
>>> too PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos Al
>>> (y'know, I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad of
>>> one of the gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so y'
>>> never know, could be good?
>>
>> They won't ridicule the gays. Not these days, it just isn't allowed.
>> We must all agree that it's acceptable for two men to adopt a baby.
>> Of course we all know it isn't but by fuck you hadn't better say so.
>
> Now now Mick... That's not how the 'state' wants you to think!!
Fuck the state. Hey did you see the Sex Pistols concert on sky anytime?
>
>> There's another comedy on FX called Eastbound and Down that is on anytime
>> or 10.00pm thursday nights.
>> The swearing is over the top it reminds me of Clerks 2
>
> This Modern Families will probably be a right pile of shite but, like I
> said, I'll give it a try cos of Al's actor been in it. But yer probably
> right, they won't ridicule the gays.
>
>
I'll watch it. They keep on talking about it on the radio so i'll have to
check it out.
I hope that one day his son comes home (if he has any sons) and says,
'Dad, i'd like you to meet my partner.... Brian'.
You see grant will tell us that this scenario wouldn't bother him one bit.
Surely that's every parents nightmare, even though they would probably put
on an understanding facade.
Have you watched it then? you puff? eh?
>
>> I'm comfortable with my
>>>> heterosexuality and accept that homosexuality exists and is to me
>>>> perfectly acceptable,
>
> Bet you wouldn't be saying that if one of 'em was trying to stick his
> cock up yer arse... or would you...????
>
> Mind you, each to their own an' all that. If that's what two (3, 4, or
> however many) consenting adults want to get up to then that's up to them.
> I'm of an age where I remember years ago when gays really did get an hard
> time for being gay, with an awful lot of 'em getting beat up cos of it,
> and that had to stop. I agreed at the time that the drive to get that
> sort of shit stopped was a good thing...but now it's going too far. Now
> it seems that we have to not only think gay bashing is wrong (which it
> is...in the physical sense) but that we have to think that being gay is
> not only normal but something that is good. This is where gays really are
> like wimmin... give 'em an inch and they want a yard. I mean yeah, no
> more kicking the shit out of 'em cos they're gay like they did in the 70's
> but enough of this 'gay is good' shit we're having rammed down our
> throats. They should be thankful they don't get persecuted like they used
> to
If you're an adult and you want to smoke dick then that's your affair.
I understand that they are busy trying to teach school children that this
lifestyle 'choice' is normal and perfectly acceptable.
I really think that evening mentioning it in schools is out of order.
Leave it alone ffs, just teach them the good old fashioned birds and bees.
There was never any mention of it when I was schooled.
We didn't need telling about it because we all knew about it.
Don't expect a sensible answer here.
Yeah, well, I like mountains and ...er...broke backs. Couldn't fucking
believe it when it turned out it had nowt to do with either!!
>>> i feel sorrow for bigots like you.
>>
>> Why?
>>
>> I'm curious... How would you react if a gay peep tried it on with you?
>> If one said "I'd love to put my willy up yer bum" (or however he'd ask
>> summat like that if he was serious). Seriously Grant, how would you
>> react?
>
> Don't expect a sensible answer here.
Or an honest one...
>>> cheer up you cunt.
>>
>> Now c'mon Mick, be fair. It's your fault he's like this. You know how he
>> gets when you don't take gays seriously. Y'know sometimes, just
>> sometimes, I think you do this on purpose.
>
> I hope that one day his son comes home (if he has any sons) and says,
> 'Dad, i'd like you to meet my partner.... Brian'.
> You see grant will tell us that this scenario wouldn't bother him one bit.
> Surely that's every parents nightmare, even though they would probably put
> on an understanding facade.
Yeah. The only thing worse than that is if he/she came home one day and
said she loves jesus. I'd be gutted if mine turned out to be a rug
muncher but I'd fucking disown her if she got religion. Fuck that.
Any money I got spare for charity ain't going on Africa. Fuck that.
British childrens charities and that's all.
>>>>> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags with
>>>>> an adopted baby.
>>>>> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
>>>>
>>>> Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
>>>>
>>>> You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real
>>>> good piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
>>>>
>>>> Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not it's
>>>> too PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos Al
>>>> (y'know, I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad of
>>>> one of the gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so y'
>>>> never know, could be good?
>>>
>>> They won't ridicule the gays. Not these days, it just isn't allowed.
>>> We must all agree that it's acceptable for two men to adopt a baby.
>>> Of course we all know it isn't but by fuck you hadn't better say so.
>>
>> Now now Mick... That's not how the 'state' wants you to think!!
>
> Fuck the state. Hey did you see the Sex Pistols concert on sky anytime?
Nah missed it. Any good?
>>> There's another comedy on FX called Eastbound and Down that is on
>>> anytime or 10.00pm thursday nights.
>>> The swearing is over the top it reminds me of Clerks 2
>>
>> This Modern Families will probably be a right pile of shite but, like I
>> said, I'll give it a try cos of Al's actor been in it. But yer probably
>> right, they won't ridicule the gays.
>>
>>
>
> I'll watch it. They keep on talking about it on the radio so i'll have to
> check it out.
They was on about it on R5 today. We owe to Al to give it a try. Probably
shite, though y' never know.
Yes. yes it is. But that '1 in 3 are gay' thing... There's you, me
...and GRANT. Isn't there!!!!
>>> I watch shameless though, I suppose that is a sort of soap.
>>
>> Not really watched it. Any good?
>
> Yes it's brilliant and there's alot of homosexual storylines so Grant will
> fucking love it.
>
>>
>>> Anyhow the tories are doing ok, can't wait to kick out Brown and Mandy,
>>> pair of wankers.
>>> I might have the day off to celebrate.
>>
>> Nah, anything but Cameron. Keep what we got I say. They are, after all,
>> slightly nicer tories than the real tories.
>>
>> Mind you, I don't like how Mandy really suits a Hitler moustache.
>
> Keep what we've got?
> Are you taking the piss?
Deadly serious mate. Whoever's in will do what the fuck they want. At
least with Labour they give slightly more of a fuck towards the
working/poorer man than the Tories ever would.
I'm not gay. Fuck off.
What 1 in 3 thing? are you trying to tell me that you've read somewhere that
1 in 3 are shirtlifters?
They'd like you to believe that stat. It's a good excuse for pushing gay
rights etc.
I bet you that the stat is more like 1 in 37
>
>>>> I watch shameless though, I suppose that is a sort of soap.
>>>
>>> Not really watched it. Any good?
>>
>> Yes it's brilliant and there's alot of homosexual storylines so Grant
>> will fucking love it.
>>
>>>
>>>> Anyhow the tories are doing ok, can't wait to kick out Brown and Mandy,
>>>> pair of wankers.
>>>> I might have the day off to celebrate.
>>>
>>> Nah, anything but Cameron. Keep what we got I say. They are, after
>>> all, slightly nicer tories than the real tories.
>>>
>>> Mind you, I don't like how Mandy really suits a Hitler moustache.
>>
>> Keep what we've got?
>> Are you taking the piss?
>
> Deadly serious mate. Whoever's in will do what the fuck they want. At
> least with Labour they give slightly more of a fuck towards the
> working/poorer man than the Tories ever would.
*plonk*
Listen, do you know how much debt we're in? is it not time for workshy
fuckers to start actually trying?
Oooh me back, ooh me depression, oohh i've just arrived through the chunnel
where is my house?
FUCK THEM.
>
Right on dude.
Give money to India and watch them have a better space program than us?
>
>>>>>> I've looked it up and one of the three families is a pair of fags
>>>>>> with an adopted baby.
>>>>>> I'm not watching bollocks like that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well I'm giving it a chance purely cos of Al.
>>>>>
>>>>> You never know, though I doubt it, that it might turn out to be a real
>>>>> good piss take. But knowing the yanks...probably not.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell you what. I'll watch it and will let you know whether or not
>>>>> it's too PC for your delicate eyes. (I think/hope it could be good cos
>>>>> Al (y'know, I'll have to find out his real name one day) plays the dad
>>>>> of one of the gays and he seems pretty uncomfortable with it all, so
>>>>> y' never know, could be good?
>>>>
>>>> They won't ridicule the gays. Not these days, it just isn't allowed.
>>>> We must all agree that it's acceptable for two men to adopt a baby.
>>>> Of course we all know it isn't but by fuck you hadn't better say so.
>>>
>>> Now now Mick... That's not how the 'state' wants you to think!!
>>
>> Fuck the state. Hey did you see the Sex Pistols concert on sky anytime?
>
> Nah missed it. Any good?
Bit rough round the edges but it is a spectacle. I enjoyed it.
>
>>>> There's another comedy on FX called Eastbound and Down that is on
>>>> anytime or 10.00pm thursday nights.
>>>> The swearing is over the top it reminds me of Clerks 2
>>>
>>> This Modern Families will probably be a right pile of shite but, like I
>>> said, I'll give it a try cos of Al's actor been in it. But yer probably
>>> right, they won't ridicule the gays.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I'll watch it. They keep on talking about it on the radio so i'll have to
>> check it out.
>
> They was on about it on R5 today. We owe to Al to give it a try.
> Probably shite, though y' never know.
I saw kelly bundy in some comedy called samantha who?
That was a load of old bollocks, it has to be said.
A jehovas witness? that'd be the fucking limit.
People go down this path because they can't think for themselves.
I don't find tuppence lickers that bad myself, for some reason. Odd that.
Why would you watch that shite?, there are far better films to be watching.
Oh by the way Stargate Universe
Flash forward.
>
>>>> i feel sorrow for bigots like you.
>>>
>>> Why?
>>>
>>> I'm curious... How would you react if a gay peep tried it on with you?
>>> If one said "I'd love to put my willy up yer bum" (or however he'd ask
>>> summat like that if he was serious). Seriously Grant, how would you
>>> react?
>>
>> Don't expect a sensible answer here.
>
> Or an honest one...
He hasn't got any friends on usenet. I've noticed over the years that he's
fucked off just about everybody on here.
I'm right aren't I?
>
Yep. Shite. I knew it would be. I only watched it cos you said it
would be good.
I don't recall laughing once.
Got anymore poxy ideas for this week?
Well I was gonna say give that 'Defying Gravity' on BBC2 a watch, but after
the 'Modern Family' debacle I thought it might be best to watch it first and
then say whether or not it's worth a watch. Fucking glad I did. I'da
looked a bigger fucking knob than last time! What a pile of shite. You
watch it? It's like 'Desperate Housewives in space.
So no, I ain't got anymore poxy ideas for this week, though I'm sure I'll
come up with summat shite for next week.
Fortunately I missed that gem.
I've got one, sky 3 1.00am monday morning, dom joly's excellent adventure.
I like watching old comedies like Cheers.
This new stuff doesn't work, fucked by PC most probably.
>
> So no, I ain't got anymore poxy ideas for this week, though I'm sure I'll
> come up with summat shite for next week.
What about stargate universe then?
I'm so glad to hear that!!
> I've got one, sky 3 1.00am monday morning, dom joly's excellent adventure.
Yeah, that's a deffo. I saw Vinnie Jones Excellent Adventure from this
series and that was, I have to say, really good. So Dom Joly's is deffo on
me list.
Cheers for that one ;)
> I like watching old comedies like Cheers.
> This new stuff doesn't work, fucked by PC most probably.
Yeah, I know where yer coming from, it's a bit like that for me too.
Still, at least we got modern stuff like Have I got news, QI, Buzzcocks,
Mock the week an' what have ya. Love those, though I'm not so keen on that
Argumental.
But stuff like Cheers an' what have ya, nah, nothing new does it for me.
None of the new comedy 'sit-coms' (for want of a better term) makes me
laugh...apart from 'Everybody hates Chris'. Now that I do like...the story
of Chris Rock's life as a kid. Funny cos I'm not that keen on anything else
he does, speshly his stand-up stuff.
>> So no, I ain't got anymore poxy ideas for this week, though I'm sure I'll
>> come up with summat shite for next week.
>
> What about stargate universe then?
You mean 'BattleStarGalaticaGate Universe '?
I knew they were gonna be doing summat a bit different to the other two
stargates, SG1 & Atlantis, but I wasn't expecting 'em to nick BSG's style of
filming and merge that with Stargate and come up with this, cos that's what
they've done. Gotta say it's not looking too good at the mo'. Mind you,
took a few ep's of Atlantis before I got into that and took a few ep's of
SG1 to get into that too after watching the film of it...so...I'll give it
more time but it better pick up soon.
What was good was dom joly's happy hour, and that's on before excellent
adventure.
The best one by far was the australian episode, the aussies drink all day,
they start off with the all
day sucker then at 8 o'clock they step it up to the 5% stuff.
It was funny as fuck, they paired up with these two aussies in the outback
and they thought that they were
going to kill them during the night.
He goes round with his mate you see, a bit like james may's wine adventure,
only funny.
>
>> I like watching old comedies like Cheers.
>> This new stuff doesn't work, fucked by PC most probably.
>
> Yeah, I know where yer coming from, it's a bit like that for me too.
>
> Still, at least we got modern stuff like Have I got news, QI, Buzzcocks,
> Mock the week an' what have ya. Love those, though I'm not so keen on
> that Argumental.
I only watch Have I got news.
Mind you, harry hill's tv burp is good, I didn't think i'd like any of his
stuff but that is funny, even that
you've been framed is good with him taking the piss in the background.
>
> But stuff like Cheers an' what have ya, nah, nothing new does it for me.
> None of the new comedy 'sit-coms' (for want of a better term) makes me
> laugh...apart from 'Everybody hates Chris'. Now that I do like...the
> story of Chris Rock's life as a kid. Funny cos I'm not that keen on
> anything else he does, speshly his stand-up stuff.
I've seen some of those and they are pretty good, but I don't really watch
it.
Everybody loves Raymond is very good. Once you get used to his nasally
way of talking the show is funny. Especially the bloke who plays his brother
Robert
the cop, he cracks me up.
>
>
>>> So no, I ain't got anymore poxy ideas for this week, though I'm sure
>>> I'll come up with summat shite for next week.
>>
>> What about stargate universe then?
>
> You mean 'BattleStarGalaticaGate Universe '?
>
> I knew they were gonna be doing summat a bit different to the other two
> stargates, SG1 & Atlantis, but I wasn't expecting 'em to nick BSG's style
> of filming and merge that with Stargate and come up with this, cos that's
> what they've done. Gotta say it's not looking too good at the mo'. Mind
> you, took a few ep's of Atlantis before I got into that and took a few
> ep's of SG1 to get into that too after watching the film of it...so...I'll
> give it more time but it better pick up soon.
I like it. I have a job with the other ones with pharoes and such stuff.
I do like this because there's none of that going on.
Mind you, if I see some twat dressed up as an eygptian i'll probably be
turning off.
I never really took to that miserable cunt Teal. I'd like to stand in front
of him and drop
a 5 second mudslinger just to see if he cracks even a slight look of
amusement.
Mind you, that Vulcan of enterprise never used to laugh much but by christ
she was lovely.
I'd like to see if she'd laugh at a 5 sec mudslinger.
I've heard Nick Griffin is on next weeks stargate.