Morning Peeps

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> Hello

Hllo M8. How R U 2day?

[Andy]

IM GOING FOR A SHIT NOW. LOL

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scarecrow wrote:

> o hi

> --
> "The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
good with ketchup

[Shell]

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message
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> IM GOING FOR A SHIT NOW. LOL

Ok, well don't be long.

Shit i buggered up this post coz I snipped some text.

[Andy]

YOU DIDNT TOP POST ETHER. PS WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME

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[Shell]

Yes

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

COULD SOME1 PASS ME A TUMMYWIPE PLEASE. I JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT

[Shell]

OK, HERES ONE <GOD HES JUAT LIKE ALL THE REST!

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

A/S/L?. DO U HAVE WEBCAM? WILL U CYBER? I AM 15. ICQ
757589375858937839893754987. CALL ME ON MY MOBILE 0712 345 6789. R U SEXY?

[Shell]

answer yes, yes, yes, and no

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

A/S/L?

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scarecrow wrote:

> lol

> --
> "The reasonable man adapts to society. The unreasonable man expects society to adapt to him. Therefore all [societal] progress is made by unreasonable men."

[Andy]

R U A BOY OR A GIRL. IF U R A GIRL WILL U CYBER WITH ME. IF U R A BOY THEN U R A QUEER.

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scarecrow wrote:

> i should think so lol

> --
> "I believe in a God who doesn't need a lot of financing."

[Andy]

MY HAIR IS A SORT OF REDDISH BROWN. BUT IM NOT GINGER. NO MATTER WHAT THEY CALL ME AT SKOOL. IT IS NOT GINGER. NOWAY. ARE YOU A POOF?

ANYBODY ELSE IN DA HOUSE?

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scarecrow wrote:

> rofl im going out with my mum now cu l8r mviii
> what color hair have u got btw

> --
> "Recursion is a lot like recursion, only a little simpler."

[Shell]

12/g/ermmm...dunno

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Shell]

i am a girl, yes, no

r u sexy?

do u like me?

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Shell]

lellow hair

1/4" long

"scarecrow" <scar...@farm.yard> wrote in message
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> rofl im going out with my mum now cu l8r mviii
> what color hair have u got btw
> Andy wrote:
>

[Andy]

I AM 15. DO U LIKE S CLUB 7? I LIKE THE GIRLS IN S CLUB 7 ESPECIALLY RACEAL. I
GET FUNNY FEELINGS IN MY PEEPEE WHEN I LOOK AT THE GIRLS IN S CLUB 7.

[Shell]

I am in da house man....wicked!

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

DO YOU HAVE BIG LADYBUMPS? I LIKE LADYBUMPS.

[Shell]

DONT BE SILLY, IM 12. BUT I GIT A PADDED BRA!

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Shell]

I LIKE SCLUB 7, I LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS HE'S NOICE. UR RUDE BOY. I LIKE YOU
THOUGH#

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

DOES THAT MEAN U WILL CYBER WITH ME? I HAVE 2 GO SOON. MY DAD WANTS HIS PC BACK.

[Shell]

YES LETS CYBER, U GO FIRST.

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

HOW DO YOU CYBER?

[Shell]

i don't know, i thought as u were an older boy u would know. i thought you
would show me.

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Shell]

HAVE U NOT DONE IT BE4?

MY FRIEND HAS. SHE SAUD IT WAS GOOD AND SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME AND HER MUM
IS PUTTING HER ON THE PILL SO SHE DOESN'T GET A BABY IN HER BELLY

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

WHAT IF U GET PREGNANT THO?

[Jello]

scarecrow wrote:

> Hello
>

piss off.

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

> IM GOING FOR A SHIT NOW. LOL
>

I'm eating chocolate.
Yum yum.
Who wants some?

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

> A/S/L?. DO U HAVE WEBCAM? WILL U CYBER? I AM 15. ICQ
> 757589375858937839893754987. CALL ME ON MY MOBILE 0712 345 6789. R U SEXY?
>

You sound a bit too good at this Andy.
DO YOU WISH TO SHARE?

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

> I AM 15. DO U LIKE S CLUB 7? I LIKE THE GIRLS IN S CLUB 7 ESPECIALLY RACEAL. I
> GET FUNNY FEELINGS IN MY PEEPEE WHEN I LOOK AT THE GIRLS IN S CLUB 7.
>

So do I son.
*cough*

[Andy]

ARE U GAY?

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Jello wrote:

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[Andy]

I SAWED RACAEL FIRST. YOU CAN DO IT WITH THE BOYS BECAUSE YOU ARE APOOF.

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Jello wrote:

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[Andy]

R U A POOF. I THINK U R A POOF. I WILL COVERE MY BOTTOM JUST IN CASE U R A POOF. WHO THINKS SCARECROW IS APOOF? I DO.

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scarecrow wrote:

> u r a ginge? rofk

> "I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well."

[Andy]

COOL. WAIT THERE I WILL GO GET MY SOCK.

scarecrow wrote:

> i am not a poof i am a young girl who is gasping 4 it

> --
> "I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."

[Andy]

SHE STOOD ME UP. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A LEZZERBEAN.

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scarecrow wrote:

> i thought you were shaging shell

> "Be better than the cheater, or become him."

[Shell]

I AM NOT A LEBONIAN. i WENT TO GET A SOCK TWO BUT WAS UNSURE WHST TO DO WITH
IT.

"scarecrow" <scar...@farm.yard> wrote in message

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> i will shag her insted then. sorry ginge

> --
> "The meek shall inherit the Earth -- The rest of us will go to the stars."

[Shell]

YES I AM HAPPY THANKYOU RU?

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

U PUT IT ON UR PEEPEE TO CATCH THE TADPOLES

[Shell]

Right. is this a common thing to do then? how do surfers and hippies manage
coz they dunt where no socks.

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Andy]

STICKY TUMMYS I GUESS.

[Jello]

scarecrow wrote:

> Jello wrote:
>
> >piss off.
>
> Stop pinching my material

piss off.

[Jello]

I LIKE GURLS

[Jello]

RACAEL? I LIKE HER TWO

[Jello]

a/s/l ?

> i am not a poof i am a young girl who is gasping 4 it

[Andy]

DO U LIKE WRESTLING. I LIKE WRESTLING. MY FAVE IS THE ROCK. HES COOL.

[Jello]

I AM 14 YEARS OLD...... I STOPED WATCHING THAT CRAP TWO YEARS AGO

[Andy]

IF U DONT LIKE WRSTLING THEN U MUST BE A GAYBOY. GAYBOY GAYBOY GAYBOY. JELLOE IS A
GAYBOY. WRESTING ROCKS U GAYBOY.

[Shell]

uSE BE A BIG BOY THEN ;-)

"Jello" <d...@deaf.byt> wrote in message news:3B080574...@deaf.byt...

[Shell]

RESSLIN IS CRAP, Y IS HE GAY? R U GAY TOO? IS EVERY1 GAY? god where do i go
to get cybersex round here?

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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[Jello]

scarecrow wrote:

> Piss off

I don't do requests.

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> I don't do requests.

That's not wot Clarkee sez......

[Jello]

WRUSTLING IS 4 BIG GURLS BLOUSES YOU POOF PANSIE BOI
ANDY LIKES BOYS BOTTOMS.

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> WRUSTLING IS 4 BIG GURLS BLOUSES YOU POOF PANSIE BOI
> ANDY LIKES BOYS BOTTOMS.

Ummm, we stopped playing the freeserve.shat game a while ago. Please carry on though if you
want :-)

[Shell]

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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Yes we did didn't we Andy, we all went through a rushed pubery and are now
adults. LF!

[Andy]

Shell wrote:

> Yes we did didn't we Andy, we all went through a rushed pubery and are now
> adults. LF!

Absolutely. My balls dropped so fast I'm surprised you didn't hear the thud from
there.

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

I took care of clukee, that's why he's gone.

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> > > I don't do requests.
> > That's not wot Clarkee sez......
>

> took care of clukee, that's why he's gone.

Ruptured sphincter?

[Jello]

scarecrow wrote:

> Piss off please?

What now?
No. Bugger off.

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

You might have said. No, i'm fucking bored with it now.

[Jello]

Shell wrote:

A rushed pubery? is this a place where one goes to sprout hairs or summink?

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> A rushed pubery? is this a place where one goes to sprout hairs or summink?

Of course. You get birds in an aviary, so pubes in a pubery. Nobody ever wants the
ginger ones tho.

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

No thanks, ta for the offer though.

[Jello]

Andy wrote:

Why isn't it called a birdary then?

[Jello]

scarecrow wrote:

> I don't do requests

This isn't working is it?

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> > > A rushed pubery? is this a place where one goes to sprout hairs or summink?
> > Of course. You get birds in an aviary, so pubes in a pubery. Nobody ever wants >

> ginger ones tho.
> Why isn't it called a birdary then?

for the same reason you don't get apes in an apiary.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >for the same reason you don't get apes in an apiary.

> Where do you get apes?

Woolworths. Gingewit.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >> Where do you get apes?
> >Woolworths.

> Pelicans?

Pelicans 'R' Us. You are stoopid.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >Pelicans 'R' Us. You are stoopid.

> Where's that then?

Next to Halfords.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> We haven't got a Halfords

Fucked if ye get a puncture on yer chopper then.

[Shell]

"scarecrow" <scar...@farm.yard> wrote in message
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> We haven't got a Halfords

The use is shitouttaluck. Why do u want a Pelican for anyway?

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >Fucked if ye get a puncture on yer chopper then.

> You is obsessed wiv my chopper

No. you is obsessed with innuendo. I meant the 70's bicycle with the
rear wheel larger than the front. What did you mean???

[Shell]

"scarecrow" <scar...@farm.yard> wrote in message

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> Shell wrote:
>
> >Why do u want a Pelican for anyway?
>

> Same reason as any other peep

Have never felt the need for a pelican.

[Andy]

Shell wrote:

> Have never felt the need for a pelican.

Don't you cross roads then?

[Shell]

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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> Shell wrote:
>
> > Have never felt the need for a pelican.
>
> Don't you cross roads then?

No, Never
>

[Andy]

Shell wrote:

> > Don't you cross roads then?
> No, Never

Too busy cooking and cleaning to ever get out? ;-)

[Shell]

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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Yes, and anything else my other hald wants / needs me to do!

[Shell]

"Andy" <spam...@ssdt.org> wrote in message

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> Shell wrote:
>
> > > Too busy cooking and cleaning to ever get out? ;-)
> > >
> > Yes, and anything else my other hald wants / needs me to do!
>

> Good to see a wench who knows her place in life ;-)
>
Only when the time is right ;-)

[Andy]

Shell wrote:

> > Too busy cooking and cleaning to ever get out? ;-)
> >
> Yes, and anything else my other hald wants / needs me to do!

Good to see a wench who knows her place in life ;-)

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> *downcast look*
> My penis

Oh.

[Andy]

Shell wrote:

> > Good to see a wench who knows her place in life ;-)
> Only when the time is right ;-)

Ahhh - when all the ironing, cooking & cleaning are done :-)

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> You thought I was going to say my helicopter?

I dunno.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >I dunno
> You are Clarkee aicmmp

I can't be. I'm not shagging Micky.

[Gemma]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 22:53:23 +0100, Andy wrote:

>I can't be. I'm not shagging Micky.

Who is ffs?

[Andy]

Gemma wrote:

> >I can't be. I'm not shagging Micky.
> Who is ffs?

Clarkee. Longterm thingie. It's the shoes.

[Gemma]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 22:55:03 +0100, Rogue wrote:

>>You is asking the wrong question
>
>Only cos you have the wrong answer

Boolocks

[Gemma]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 22:55:29 +0100, Rogue wrote:

>Does you deny using OE6?

Yes

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> >> >I can't be. I'm not shagging Micky.
> >> Who is ffs?
> >Clarkee.

> He is not about atm
>
> Smells of wee you know

Not here cause he's shagging Micky FFS.

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> We know why Al is not here...

Al is not here coz you wuz a dick and said the wrong fing.

[Gemma]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 23:08:14 +0100, Andy wrote:

>> We know why Al is not here...
>
>Al is not here coz you wuz a dick and said the wrong fing.

We know that

She should get counselling for being so highly strung

[Andy]

Gemma wrote:

> She should get counselling for being so highly strung

I disagree with this psot.

[scarecrow]

On 20 May 2001 22:09:14 GMT, Jello wrote:

>ok then.

Oh shit

We thought you had gone
--
"The lowest common denominator can damn well sod off."

[scarecrow]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 23:12:04 +0100, Andy wrote:

>> She should get counselling for being so highly strung
>
>I disagree with this psot.

Me do the grovelling public apology thing and get laughed at by all
and sundry and she still carries on sulking anyway?
--
If the moon has a sister
It's got to be you

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> Me do the grovelling public apology thing and get laughed at by all
> and sundry and she still carries on sulking anyway?

A smidgeon of sincerity in your grovelling public apology thing mighta
helped.
PS We laugh at you anyway :-)

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> I've found a new froup where peeps are nice and the wimmin out number the
> blokes four to one.

alt.fan.bingo

[scarecrow]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 23:15:47 +0100, Andy wrote:

>A smidgeon of sincerity in your grovelling public apology thing mighta
>helped.

Me not done it yet
--
I doubt, therefore I might be

[scarecrow]

On 20 May 2001 22:21:43 GMT, Jello wrote:

>Perhaps you seriously upset her this time?

Then I will do the abase thing cos I were pissed and in a foul mood at
the time and gave a fuck about no peep.

Her sulking will gain wot precisely?
--

"Reality is an illusion created by typing 'logout'"

[Andy]

Jello wrote:

> Evil man you are.

He is Satans spunkstain.

[scarecrow]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 23:25:03 +0100, Andy wrote:

>Top Deck should be banned.

Stood by me well till I hit 8
--
I smiled with that gallantly concealed forceful nervousness
That has proved that oysters cry

[Andy]

scarecrow wrote:

> I were pissed

[scarecrow]

On Sun, 20 May 2001 23:30:58 +0100, Jello wrote:

>> You is morphing as a lezzie somewhere?
>
>You know all the old tricks, dontcha?

Good froup is it? You the butch or the submissive one?
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"Blessed are the honest, for they can trust in others."