Oh come on...
Jay Kaner
the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought but come on!! The
posts should be flooding in now Micky's done the hard part!! Set of
ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
Mick
the really sad thing is that I fucked up, I was supposed to emailing
that link and I accidentally posted it here.
So i'm not a saddo so you can fuck off.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2i6sa8....@news.alt.net...
So, technically then, that would mean *I* was the first person to post here
of my own free will.
Shit Mick. I look a right saddo now cos of you...
Mick
Yes! that's indeed the truth. Mind you, how can I make such a newbie
fuckup? i've been doing this for 10yrs
alt.corel
I think some sport could be had.
Rosie
"Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
news:J_Xhl.29717$Sp5....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>I know nobody's posted nowt for a couple of months and nobody wanted to be
>the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought
Never been two months has it? Could a sworn I was psoting around here not so
long ago. Hatchetmama made an appearence, and that got me psoting again.
>but come on!! The posts should be flooding in now Micky's done the hard
>part!! Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
>
> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
Honestly no peace for the wicked....being summoned back to the ole place
wasn't on me to-do list but there ya go, when the call came I dragged me
sorry arse over to find you've both prolly fucked off to some boring sport
froup....
Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2i9fd9....@news.alt.net...
Newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh huh huh.
Jay Kaner
"Rosie" <aftder{remove}@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:YvWdnTIDGtkNkxfU...@bt.com...
>
> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
> news:J_Xhl.29717$Sp5....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>I know nobody's posted nowt for a couple of months and nobody wanted to be
>>the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought
>
> Never been two months has it?
Dunno. Just seemed like a nice round figure. Obviously, actual checking
and usage of accurate time scales would be something far too sad for an
ultracool dood like me to do. ...though if there is any correlation
between what I said and the reality of it, then that is purely co-inkydental
and nothing to do with saddoness on my part whatsoever, see. And anyway,
it was 1m 3w 4d 9h 38m and 34seconds.
> Could a sworn I was psoting around here not so
> long ago. Hatchetmama made an appearence, and that got me psoting again.
>
>
>>but come on!! The posts should be flooding in now Micky's done the hard
>>part!! Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
>>
>> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
>
> Honestly no peace for the wicked....being summoned back to the ole place
> wasn't on me to-do list but there ya go, when the call came I dragged me
> sorry arse over to find you've both prolly fucked off to some boring sport
> froup....
We'd never do that to you... others might, but not us.
> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were wondering
about you... When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you
keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2i9fd9....@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message
>> news:2i6sa8....@news.alt.net...
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>> I know nobody's posted nowt for a couple of months and nobody wanted to
>>>> be the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought but come
>>>> on!! The posts should be flooding in now Micky's done the hard part!!
>>>> Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
>>>>
>>>> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
>>>
>>> the really sad thing is that I fucked up, I was supposed to emailing
>>> that link and I accidentally posted it here.
>>> So i'm not a saddo so you can fuck off.
>>
>> So, technically then, that would mean *I* was the first person to post
>> here of my own free will.
>>
>> Shit Mick. I look a right saddo now cos of you...
>>
> Yes! that's indeed the truth.
And the worst thing about it is the millions of lurkers seeing this will
think it's all down to me!!
> Mind you, how can I make such a newbie fuckup? i've been doing this for
> 10yrs
Newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh huh huh.
> alt.corel
>
> I think some sport could be had.
Yeah! There's not one post about betting shops in there at all...
Rosie
I've missed you!!!
And Micky to.
>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>
> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
> wondering about you...
Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer head
>under there or do you come up for air?
Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel the
odd gaseous cloud but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions
resemble that of the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of
slightly wiffy air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that if your
bumhole was a house the council would condemn it. I expect the WMD that
Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh were looking for were infact the product of
Maddass addiction to chick peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of
almost green gas could easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon,
indeed I have myself been known to suffer the very same toxic substance,
spesh when me Ole Man has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me
lungs haven't given up the ghost years ago.
Jay Kaner
"Rosie" <aftder(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:WZKdnYF8r8DGIxfU...@bt.com...
Aww bless, that's so sweet... Can somebody get Micky a tissue,
his...er...allergies...are making his eyes fill up...
>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>
>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>> wondering about you...
>
>
> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
Well, technically, yes.
Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested in the
answer as I am.
>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer head
>>under there or do you come up for air?
>
>
>
> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel the
> odd gaseous cloud
Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do you
keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that of
> the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly wiffy
> air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep yer
head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough fucking
question...
> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
Hahaha... Class!!
> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you do...
> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have myself
> been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when me Ole Man
> has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs haven't given
> up the ghost years ago.
Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to me
pooter.
Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
Mick
I thought you was going back to your dutch oven??
Mick
>
> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2i9fd9....@news.alt.net...
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message
>>> news:2i6sa8....@news.alt.net...
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>> I know nobody's posted nowt for a couple of months and nobody
>>>>> wanted to be the saddo who posted first after a two month post
>>>>> drought but come on!! The posts should be flooding in now Micky's
>>>>> done the hard part!! Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of
>>>>> ya!!
>>>>>
>>>>> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
>>>>
>>>> the really sad thing is that I fucked up, I was supposed to emailing
>>>> that link and I accidentally posted it here.
>>>> So i'm not a saddo so you can fuck off.
>>>
>>> So, technically then, that would mean *I* was the first person to
>>> post here of my own free will.
>>>
>>> Shit Mick. I look a right saddo now cos of you...
>>>
>> Yes! that's indeed the truth.
>
> And the worst thing about it is the millions of lurkers seeing this will
> think it's all down to me!!
I should think that they're too busy building igloos and snowmen.
>
>> Mind you, how can I make such a newbie fuckup? i've been doing this
>> for 10yrs
>
> Newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Huh huh huh.
>
>> alt.corel
>>
>> I think some sport could be had.
>
> Yeah! There's not one post about betting shops in there at all...
Yeah. I'll have to look around for summat else.
Mick
I've actually been known to blow the stitching out of my underpants.
Rosie
But true. Already laughing and I've not got to the bottom of this psot yet.
> Can somebody get Micky a tissue, his...er...allergies...are making his
> eyes fill up...
Thats what you're calling it now?, allergies?
Oo you young 'uns and your fancy slang.
>>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>>
>>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>>> wondering about you...
>>
>>
>> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>
> Well, technically, yes.
>
> Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested in
> the answer as I am.
>
They meaning you again?
>>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer
>>>head under there or do you come up for air?
>>
>>
>>
>> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel the
>> odd gaseous cloud
>
> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do you
> keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
>
>> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that of
>> the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly wiffy
>> air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
>
> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep yer
> head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough fucking
> question...
>
To put you out of your misery, I never have me head under me duvet.
>> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
>
> Hahaha... Class!!
>
>
>> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
>
> FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you do...
>
I'm female, what DID you expect?
>> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
>> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
>> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have myself
>> been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when me Ole Man
>> has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs haven't given
>> up the ghost years ago.
>
> Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to me
> pooter.
>
Do you not? I does, its called a Wall and it helps to hold me house up!
> Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>
Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya feet,
you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ibtlg....@news.alt.net...
I've made a beef stew in me pressure cooker for tea, does that count?
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ibub8....@news.alt.net...
Surprisingly, that dosen't surprise me.
Jay Kaner
Oh very good!! "bottom" of the psot, where the fart dissusion
is...farts...bottom...oh yes, very clever indeed!!
>> Can somebody get Micky a tissue, his...er...allergies...are making his
>> eyes fill up...
>
>
> Thats what you're calling it now?, allergies?
> Oo you young 'uns and your fancy slang.
Well he gets upset if you call him a wuss.
>>>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>>>
>>>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>>>> wondering about you...
>>>
>>>
>>> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>>
>> Well, technically, yes.
>>
>> Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested in
>> the answer as I am.
>>
>
>
> They meaning you again?
Well, technically, yes.
>>>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer
>>>>head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel
>>> the odd gaseous cloud
>>
>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do you
>> keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
>>
>>> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that of
>>> the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly
>>> wiffy air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
>>
>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep
>> yer head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough
>> fucking question...
>>
>
> To put you out of your misery, I never have me head under me duvet.
Yep, that's what we all thought...farts so bad you daren't even put yer own
head under y' duvet.
Micky said they'd be "rancid" but I said no, they won't be *that* bad.
Shoulda listened to Micky, he knows about stuff like tha..........
..............??
Bloody hell Rosie, you answered the question!!!!
>>> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
>>
>> Hahaha... Class!!
>>
>>
>>> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
>>
>> FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you do...
>>
>
> I'm female, what DID you expect?
Wasn't sure....not if yer farts are owt to go by.
>>> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
>>> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
>>> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have myself
>>> been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when me Ole
>>> Man has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs haven't
>>> given up the ghost years ago.
>>
>> Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to me
>> pooter.
>>
>
>
> Do you not?
Yeah, but I've butted a hole through mine. it's not safe anymore...
> I does, its called a Wall and it helps to hold me house up!
Oh, how very la-di-fucking-da you are
> > Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>>
>
> Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya
> feet, you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
They do tricks like that don't they. Which is surpring really 'cos it *is*
an animal product at the end of the day
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ibu46....@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message
>> news:2i9fd9....@news.alt.net...
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:2i6sa8....@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>> I know nobody's posted nowt for a couple of months and nobody wanted
>>>>>> to be the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought but
>>>>>> come on!! The posts should be flooding in now Micky's done the hard
>>>>>> part!! Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
>>>>>
>>>>> the really sad thing is that I fucked up, I was supposed to emailing
>>>>> that link and I accidentally posted it here.
>>>>> So i'm not a saddo so you can fuck off.
>>>>
>>>> So, technically then, that would mean *I* was the first person to post
>>>> here of my own free will.
>>>>
>>>> Shit Mick. I look a right saddo now cos of you...
>>>>
>>> Yes! that's indeed the truth.
>>
>> And the worst thing about it is the millions of lurkers seeing this will
>> think it's all down to me!!
>
> I should think that they're too busy building igloos and snowmen.
We have Eskimo lurkers?
Rosie
You're a fart smeller,I mean smart fellar, i was gonna say pun not
intended and that it was a slip-of-the-tongue,but I know you, you'll go and
make a meal of it!
>>> Can somebody get Micky a tissue, his...er...allergies...are making his
>>> eyes fill up...
>>
>>
>> Thats what you're calling it now?, allergies?
>> Oo you young 'uns and your fancy slang.
>
> Well he gets upset if you call him a wuss.
I was thinking more along the lines of him being a big-girls blouse but
you're right, lets not upset him , we'll keep this between me and you eh?
>
>>>>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>>>>
>>>>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>>>>> wondering about you...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>>>
>>> Well, technically, yes.
>>>
>>> Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested in
>>> the answer as I am.
>>>
>>
>>
>> They meaning you again?
>
> Well, technically, yes.
Gosh ain't cut and paste handy?
>
>>>>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer
>>>>>head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel
>>>> the odd gaseous cloud
>>>
>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do you
>>> keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>
>>>> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that of
>>>> the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly
>>>> wiffy air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
>>>
>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep
>>> yer head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough
>>> fucking question...
>>>
>>
>> To put you out of your misery, I never have me head under me duvet.
>
> Yep, that's what we all thought...farts so bad you daren't even put yer
> own
> head under y' duvet.
> Micky said they'd be "rancid" but I said no, they won't be *that* bad.
> Shoulda listened to Micky, he knows about stuff like tha..........
>
> ..............??
>
Oh my, the end is nigh! Clarkee's listening to Micky.........!?
> Bloody hell Rosie, you answered the question!!!!
>
>
Well, technically, yes.
>>>> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
>>>
>>> Hahaha... Class!!
>>>
>>>
>>>> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
>>>
>>> FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you
>>> do...
>>>
>>
>> I'm female, what DID you expect?
>
> Wasn't sure....not if yer farts are owt to go by.
You keep on making these assumptions that me botty burps are in par with the
after effects of 6 pints of beer and a rogan josh with extra chips.
>
>>>> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
>>>> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
>>>> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have
>>>> myself been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when
>>>> me Ole Man has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs
>>>> haven't given up the ghost years ago.
>>>
>>> Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to
>>> me pooter.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Do you not?
>
> Yeah, but I've butted a hole through mine. it's not safe anymore...
>
DIY eh?, ok kiddo your new name is Alan Titchmarsh
>> I does, its called a Wall and it helps to hold me house up!
>
> Oh, how very la-di-fucking-da you are
See, this is when I miss Puck, coz she would have come back with summat
witty and prolly containing the word cunt.
>
>> > Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>>>
>>
>> Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya
>> feet, you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
>
> They do tricks like that don't they. Which is surpring really 'cos it
> *is*
> an animal product at the end of the day
>
My sisters a veggie, I allus think she looks like she could do with a good
roast dinner!
Why do these peeps put themselves through this torture?, can you imagine
smelling a bacon butty and not eating it? Madness complete madness.
Mick
Far far more preferable to what's in a dutch oven.
Mick
I might try going commando to avoid the situation
Mick
yes we have
How the fuck do you make a program out of 20 red boxes, ridiculous!
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iecuk....@news.alt.net...
Wear very dark trews then, they hide stains well.
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iecpf....@news.alt.net...
What does a peep do with a dutch oven anyways??
Mick
that reminds me, victorian farm is on saturday, they boiled a pig's head
last week and ate the eyeball.
Mick
It's what you call it when you trump in bed and stuff your
girlfriends/wives head under the duvet.
Mick
I don't *do* skidmarks i'll thankyouverymuch.
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ieec9....@news.alt.net...
> Rosie wrote:
>>
>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>> news:HUVil.31106$Sp5....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>> "Rosie" <aftder(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:haqdnZMxoqFFthbU...@bt.com...
>>>>
>>>
>>>> > Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya
>>>> feet, you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
>>>
>>> They do tricks like that don't they. Which is surpring really 'cos it
>>> *is*
>>> an animal product at the end of the day
>>>
>>
>>
>> My sisters a veggie, I allus think she looks like she could do with a
>> good roast dinner!
>> Why do these peeps put themselves through this torture?, can you imagine
>> smelling a bacon butty and not eating it? Madness complete madness.
>
> that reminds me, victorian farm is on saturday, they boiled a pig's head
> last week and ate the eyeball.
As much as I like pork, i don't think i could eat an eyeball, i
mean,ugh....why would ya really??
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iei99....@news.alt.net...
First man ever then. Baby wipes??
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iei7i....@news.alt.net...
lol !
Walked right into that one wiv me eyes wide open to!
Mick
It's what they did in the old days. It's a superb program.
Mick
Just buy black underpants.
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iis9b....@news.alt.net...
I did watch some of it lastnight, but I was distracted by sidereel.com which
had the new episode of Battlestar, there was really no competition.
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iisbg....@news.alt.net...
Men look better in white undies imo.
Mick
i'll be watching that on me big telley later this week
Mick
fortunately I don't really care too much about it.
Rosie
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2imov6....@news.alt.net...
You got a big fancy posh flat screen tv then?
Since I got me laptop and sidereel, I never watch much telly, only sky news
and I'm addicted to that and Ross Kemp ( which i managed to miss last night
coz I forgot it was on!)
Rosie
Jay Kaner
>> is...farts...bottom...oh yes, very clever indeed!!
>>
>
Heh, I likes that!! LOL.
i was gonna say pun not
> intended and that it was a slip-of-the-tongue,but I know you, you'll go
> and make a meal of it!
I don't know how you can say something like that. Meal? Me?
I'm not LOLing anymore you know. You just stopped my LOL dead in its tracks
with that!! Meaner.
>>>> Can somebody get Micky a tissue, his...er...allergies...are making his
>>>> eyes fill up...
>>>
>>>
>>> Thats what you're calling it now?, allergies?
>>> Oo you young 'uns and your fancy slang.
>>
>> Well he gets upset if you call him a wuss.
>
> I was thinking more along the lines of him being a big-girls blouse but
> you're right, lets not upset him , we'll keep this between me and you eh?
Oh absolutely. What he don't know dunt harm...
>>>>>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>>>>>> wondering about you...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>>>>
>>>> Well, technically, yes.
>>>>
>>>> Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested
>>>> in the answer as I am.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> They meaning you again?
>>
>> Well, technically, yes.
>
>
> Gosh ain't cut and paste handy?
Well, technically, yes.
>>>>>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer
>>>>>>head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel
>>>>> the odd gaseous cloud
>>>>
>>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do
>>>> you keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>>
>>>>> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that
>>>>> of the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly
>>>>> wiffy air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
>>>>
>>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep
>>>> yer head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough
>>>> fucking question...
>>>>
>>>
>>> To put you out of your misery, I never have me head under me duvet.
>>
>> Yep, that's what we all thought...farts so bad you daren't even put yer
>> own
>> head under y' duvet.
>> Micky said they'd be "rancid" but I said no, they won't be *that* bad.
>> Shoulda listened to Micky, he knows about stuff like tha..........
>>
>> ..............??
>>
>
> Oh my, the end is nigh! Clarkee's listening to Micky.........!?
Hey, the old Mickster doesn't talk out of arse *all* the time you know. It
might appear that way but I know different.
>> Bloody hell Rosie, you answered the question!!!!
>>
>>
>
> Well, technically, yes.
>
>
>>>>> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
>>>>
>>>> Hahaha... Class!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
>>>>
>>>> FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you
>>>> do...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm female, what DID you expect?
>>
>> Wasn't sure....not if yer farts are owt to go by.
>
>
> You keep on making these assumptions
Well yeah! That's because...
> that me botty burps are in par with the after effects of 6 pints of beer
> and a rogan josh with extra chips.
...It has to be something on a par to that that makes 'em SO bad your head
has
to vacate the duvet!! So yeah, that is *exactly* how I see it, apart from
it's a vindaloo and not a rogan josh, but other than that it's identical.
>>>>> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
>>>>> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
>>>>> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have
>>>>> myself been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when
>>>>> me Ole Man has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs
>>>>> haven't given up the ghost years ago.
>>>>
>>>> Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to
>>>> me pooter.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Do you not?
>>
>> Yeah, but I've butted a hole through mine. it's not safe anymore...
>>
>
> DIY eh?, ok kiddo your new name is Alan Titchmarsh
Argh!! I can't stop saying 'anal tit march ...sh' over and over in my
head. Damn you Rosie Double damn you!!
>>> I does, its called a Wall and it helps to hold me house up!
>>
>> Oh, how very la-di-fucking-da you are
>
>
> See, this is when I miss Puck, coz she would have come back with summat
> witty and prolly containing the word cunt.
Well that was witty ...and it contained the word 'cunt. Who needs Puck
when we've got you!! Now all we need is for you to email us nude piccys of
yerself, just like Puck has/done/did and your transformation into her is
complete!
>>> > Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya
>>> feet, you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
>>
>> They do tricks like that don't they. Which is surpring really 'cos it
>> *is*
>> an animal product at the end of the day
>>
>
>
> My sisters a veggie, I allus think she looks like she could do with a good
> roast dinner!
Yeah, never mind meat and 2 veg, gimme 2 meat and veg anyday!
> Why do these peeps put themselves through this torture?, can you imagine
> smelling a bacon butty and not eating it? Madness complete madness.
I can never get to grips with those who don't eat meat 'just for the
'principal' of it. Fucking mental. It'd torment me to the point of going
mad and ram-raiding the nearest cafe (if not that then a nice stroll to
tesco express just round the corner and buying some nicely)
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iedb2....@news.alt.net...
Is this a porn thing or deal or no deal?
Mick
I tried that sidereel but it wouldn't play BS coz it said I wwas in the
wrong area, Idid find another feed though for BSG
Mick
btw, generation kill on the fx channel is good
Mick
i've patented a white pair with a brown racing stripe down the gusset.
Mick
deal or no deal, but I figured the show is really about the peeps in it,
not so much about the money.
Jay Kaner
>> "Rosie" <aftder(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:haqdnZMxoqFFthbU...@bt.com...
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:N2ril.30409$Sp5....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Rosie" <aftder{remove}@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:YvWdnTIDGtkNkxfU...@bt.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:J_Xhl.29717$Sp5....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>>to be
>>>>>>>>the saddo who posted first after a two month post drought
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dunno. Just seemed like a nice round figure. Obviously, actual
>>>>>> checking and usage of accurate time scales would be something far too
>>>>>> sad for an ultracool dood like me to do. ...though if there is any
>>>>>> correlation between what I said and the reality of it, then that is
>>>>>> purely co-inkydental and nothing to do with saddoness on my part
>>>>>> whatsoever, see. And anyway, it was 1m 3w 4d 9h 38m and 34seconds.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Could a sworn I was psoting around here not so
>>>>>>> long ago. Hatchetmama made an appearence, and that got me psoting
>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>hard
>>>>>>>>part!! Set of ungrateful bastards the fucking lot of ya!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> it's ok Micky, I'll get 'em fucking told...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> place
>>>>>>> wasn't on me to-do list but there ya go, when the call came I
>>>>>>> dragged me
>>>>>>> sorry arse over to find you've both prolly fucked off to some boring
>>>>>>> sport
>>>>>>> froup....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We'd never do that to you... others might, but not us.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I've missed you!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> And Micky to.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> But true. Already laughing and I've not got to the bottom of this psot
>>> yet.
>>
>> is...farts...bottom...oh yes, very clever indeed!!
>>
>
Heh, I likes that!! LOL.
i was gonna say pun not
> intended and that it was a slip-of-the-tongue,but I know you, you'll go
> and make a meal of it!
I don't know how you can say something like that. Meal? Me?
I'm not LOLing anymore you know. You just stopped my LOL dead in its tracks
with that!! Meaner.
>>>> Can somebody get Micky a tissue, his...er...allergies...are making his
>>>> eyes fill up...
>>>
>>>
>>> Thats what you're calling it now?, allergies?
>>> Oo you young 'uns and your fancy slang.
>>
>> Well he gets upset if you call him a wuss.
>
> I was thinking more along the lines of him being a big-girls blouse but
> you're right, lets not upset him , we'll keep this between me and you eh?
Oh absolutely. What he don't know dunt harm...
>>>>>>> Going back under me duvet I am, tis warmer there...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Talking of that... me n Micky, well, the whole froup really, were
>>>>>> wondering about you...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Lets just clarify this, the whole group meaning just you innit?
>>>>
>>>> Well, technically, yes.
>>>>
>>>> Though now I've brought it up I'm sure they're all just as interested
>>>> in the answer as I am.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> They meaning you again?
>>
>> Well, technically, yes.
>
>
> Gosh ain't cut and paste handy?
Well, technically, yes.
>>>>>>When yer under yer duvet and you let rip with a fart, do you keep yer
>>>>>>head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fart!, Moi? Good God no no no, us wimmens may from time to time expel
>>>>> the odd gaseous cloud
>>>>
>>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and y' let rip under yer duvet do
>>>> you keep yer head under there or do you come up for air?
>>>>
>>>>> but in no way shape or form does us wimmens expulsions resemble that
>>>>> of the male of the species. Mine are delicate little puffs of slightly
>>>>> wiffy air whilst you mens emit this toxic cloud that
>>>>
>>>> Yes yes yes, but when this happens and yer under yer duvet do you keep
>>>> yer head under there or do you come up for air? It's a simple enough
>>>> fucking question...
>>>>
>>>
>>> To put you out of your misery, I never have me head under me duvet.
>>
>> Yep, that's what we all thought...farts so bad you daren't even put yer
>> own
>> head under y' duvet.
>> Micky said they'd be "rancid" but I said no, they won't be *that* bad.
>> Shoulda listened to Micky, he knows about stuff like tha..........
>>
>> ..............??
>>
>
> Oh my, the end is nigh! Clarkee's listening to Micky.........!?
Hey, the old Mickster doesn't talk out of arse *all* the time you know. It
might appear that way but I know different.
>> Bloody hell Rosie, you answered the question!!!!
>>
>>
>
> Well, technically, yes.
>
>
>>>>> if your bumhole was a house the council would condemn it.
>>>>
>>>> Hahaha... Class!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I expect the WMD that Georgie Shrub and Master Bleugh
>>>>
>>>> FFS, you can put their answer avoidance skills to fucking shame you
>>>> do...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm female, what DID you expect?
>>
>> Wasn't sure....not if yer farts are owt to go by.
>
>
> You keep on making these assumptions
Well yeah! That's because...
> that me botty burps are in par with the after effects of 6 pints of beer
> and a rogan josh with extra chips.
It has to be something on a par to that that makes 'em SO bad your head has
to vacate the duvet!! So yeah, that is *exactly* how I see it, apart from
it's a vindaloo and not a rogan josh but other than that it's identical.
>>>>> were looking for were infact the product of Maddass addiction to chick
>>>>> peas and cabbage curry, the resulting clouds of almost green gas could
>>>>> easily be mistaken for somesort of chemical weapon, indeed I have
>>>>> myself been known to suffer the very same toxic substance, spesh when
>>>>> me Ole Man has been on the bitter.....its a chiffing miracle me lungs
>>>>> haven't given up the ghost years ago.
>>>>
>>>> Y' know, it'd be a lot easier if I just had a brick wall built next to
>>>> me pooter.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Do you not?
>>
>> Yeah, but I've butted a hole through mine. it's not safe anymore...
>>
>
> DIY eh?, ok kiddo your new name is Alan Titchmarsh
Argh no!! I can't stop saying 'anal tit march ...sh' over and over in my
head. Damn you Rosie double damn you!!
>>> I does, its called a Wall and it helps to hold me house up!
>>
>> Oh, how very la-di-fucking-da you are
>
>
> See, this is when I miss Puck, coz she would have come back with summat
> witty and prolly containing the word cunt.
Well that was witty ...and it contained the word 'cunt. Who needs Puck
when we've got you!! Now all we need is for you to email us nude piccys of
yerself, just like Puck has/done/did and your transformation in to her is
complete!
>>> > Save an absolute fortune on shoe leather it would...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Shoe leather! Don't tell the vegetarians you have real cow skin on ya
>>> feet, you may find poo psoted through ya letter box !
>>
>> They do tricks like that don't they. Which is surpring really 'cos it
>> *is*
>> an animal product at the end of the day
>>
>
>
> My sisters a veggie, I allus think she looks like she could do with a good
> roast dinner!
Yeah, never mind meat and 2 veg, gimme 2 meat and veg anyday!
> Why do these peeps put themselves through this torture?, can you imagine
> smelling a bacon butty and not eating it? Madness complete madness.
I can never get to grips with those who don't eat meat 'just for the
'principal' of it. Fucking mental. It'd torment me to the point of going
mad and ram-raiding the nearest cafe for sausage egg bacon and chips. And a
mug of sweet T to wash it down with.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ipmhb....@news.alt.net...
It's a dreadful show. All the wimmin I know love it. We have me ma and me
two nieces round for tea every Thurs. I'm left to make the tea while they
sit on their arses glued to the fucking box while it's on. Then they watch
Paul O'grady straight after it, tho' I don't mind that so much cos he does
have some funny stuff on his show, not that I see much of it cos I'm cooking
fucking tea...
Mick
I remember watching it one time and I hated the competitor, and as it
slowly went tits up for him I laughed harder and harder until he opened
up a box with £5 or summat. But the show is shit you're right. I can't
watch any of em and that Adrian Chiles is a splitter the grassing cunt.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2iron1....@news.alt.net...
I didn't know Adrian chiles was doing deal or no deal. Has he given up
MOTD2?
Mick
He grassed up old carol thatcher for calling some darkie a golliwog.
So she was sacked from that piss-poor One show.
I just cannot stand people who grass.
If I see his fat smirking face on tv it goes over to another channel
quicker than when that paul o'grady twat appears.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2j62rm....@news.alt.net...
Ah, with you now. Pathetic innit.
> I just cannot stand people who grass.
Hear hear!!
> If I see his fat smirking face on tv it goes over to another channel
> quicker than when that paul o'grady twat appears.
lol. I don't mind O'grady too much. I only have it on when me ma's round for
tea cos she loves him. Honest. No, really...
Mick
I hate the cult of celebrity. Like when johnathon ross kiss arses upto
his guests, or at least the ones he wants to associate with. I stopped
watching that numpty about 2 yrs ago. I used to quiet like watching it
beforehand.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2jo967....@news.alt.net...
I don't watch too much telly but when I do I nearly always have Dave on. Top
gear, have i got news, buzzcocks, QI and mock the week. Best channel out
there.
Mick
I like old slaphead harry hill, both of his shows are bloody funny.
Trouble is you're just watching repeats on Dave.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2k3c1e....@news.alt.net...
Yeah, both HH's shows are mint. Genuinely funny guy.
> Trouble is you're just watching repeats on Dave.
Troo, but I rarely see the originals so it's good for me.
The sad thing for me is I have Disney on most of the time for Conz and I
actually quite like Sweet life, Wizards of Waverly place and Hannah Montana.
That's bad innit.
Puck
I loved Tracey Beaker. Now *that's* bad.
It's funny Mick should mention Dave. Every time I watch that channel I
think of him.
Jay Kaner
"Puck" <pou...@geeeemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9BC197605FFFEp...@69.16.176.253...
That's too grown up for me.
> It's funny Mick should mention Dave. Every time I watch that channel I
> think of him.
What do you watch that makes you think of me? Is it porn?
Now answer truthfully, I've got a bet on with Mick and Rosie over this.
Mick
I suppose it could take you off to place where the sun shines and
there's nowt to worry about.
Rex Hunt does the same sort of thing.
Mick
I didn't mention it though, he did, that fan of Crossroads.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ke0s1....@news.alt.net...
I wasn't a fan of Crossroads as such. It was Benny's hat. I'd fallen in
love with Benny's hat, that's all.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ke0q6....@news.alt.net...
I'll tell you who really does that for me, that painter Bob Ross. I love
his shows. They are, without a doubt the most relaxing shows on telly. You
must remember him from the 70's. White guy, huge afro, painted awesome
countryside landscapes with the type of brush me or you would paint the
skirting board with.
They're showing 'em about 3 - 4 in the morning. Should be prime time and
everybody forced to watch him. It's like getting stoned without touching
the stuff!!
Mick
Wasn't it more to do with getting caught out tugging yourself off to
Miss Diane?
Mick
I do fucking well remember who you mean.
He looked like the yorkshire ripper.
Actually, you never saw him and the yorkshire ripper in the same room.
Now that's something to get thinking about.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2kgrfj....@news.alt.net...
lol yeah he did didn't he, now you come to mention it!!
Y' know how the police never release all the gruesome crime scene details?
Well I wouldn't be surprised if the real yorkie ripper didn't paint pictures
of trees using a 2" wide paint brush and the victims blood. I bet that's
true but was never made public.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2kgr7d....@news.alt.net...
er...yeah. Apparently yer not allowed in her dressing room. I wasn't
overly impressed with the judges attitude when he banned me from going
anywhere near her for life.
I have to be no more than two foot away from her if I'm gonna come on her
cardie. Ah well, fuck it. Her loss.
Mick
Weren't they on about letting that cunt out of prison the other week?
I hope the cunt isn't reading this.
Mick
Well she was a bit upset when she entered her dressing room to find you
butt naked except for benny's hat on yer nogging.
It didn't help you going, 'miss miss miss miss dieeeanne' before
blasting her wellies.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2ktt5v....@news.alt.net...
Yeah there was mention of that. I can't see it meself. If they let that
cunt out, all it'll do is encourage countless others to go on murder sprees,
happy in the knowledge that it doesn't matter how many women they kill 'cos
they can kill as many as they like and they'll be out after 25 - 30 years,
probably to go on and make a fortune from the books, newspaper
serialisations and talk show appearances they'll get on their release. It's
asking for trouble innit.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2kttgc....@news.alt.net...
I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
Mick
That's a very good way of looking at it.
Mind you, the people who make these decisions are as thick of two short
planks.
You'd have to be mad to take that road though, you might get fucked up
the arse by big bubba everyday for 25 years.
Mick
Nor have I.
Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2l0cv4....@news.alt.net...
Sad but true. Qualifications aren't idiot proof. And the really worrying
thing is that the proportion of idiots in the 'educated' classes is way
higher than the proportion of idiots in the general population.
But what's worse is when they just won't have it that they're idiots. Can't
be me they say, I've got qualifications!! So fucking what, yer still a
fucking idiot. Bad really innit...
> You'd have to be mad to take that road though, you might get fucked up the
> arse by big bubba everyday for 25 years.
Y' know, I'd never believe we'd go from talking about Bob Ross, the most
chilled out TV show yer ever likely to watch ....to getting fucked up the
arse by big bubba.
But here we are, we've gone from talking about Bob Ross, the most chilled
out TV show yer ever likely to watch ...to getting fucked up the arse by big
bubba.
I'da never believed it.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2l0d0t....@news.alt.net...
What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes then?
Mick
Do you mean like the british army generals in ww1?
I bet there are a few stories there.
Idiots who get people killed are the worse.
>
>> You'd have to be mad to take that road though, you might get fucked up
>> the
>> arse by big bubba everyday for 25 years.
>
> Y' know, I'd never believe we'd go from talking about Bob Ross, the most
> chilled out TV show yer ever likely to watch ....to getting fucked up
> the arse by big bubba.
> But here we are, we've gone from talking about Bob Ross, the most
> chilled out TV show yer ever likely to watch ...to getting fucked up the
> arse by big bubba.
> I'da never believed it.
The subject should be changed really.
Did you see that Beachcomber program?
Bout some dude living in a tinhut style cottage next to the sea on the
west coast of scotland.
Mick
I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking to
meself, me.
JBlooz
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>> I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
>>>
>>> Nor have I.
>>> Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
Yeah, that's the only time I stutter t t t to...aaaaaaaahh. Messy but nice.
FOr fUcks sAke why dO I nEvErr rEmEmbEr tO cOvEr mE kEybOArd Up!!
BAstArd!!
>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes then?
>>
>
> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking to
> meself, me.
Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop pestering
yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
JBlooz
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2lj2i2....@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
> The subject should be changed really.
> Did you see that Beachcomber program?
> Bout some dude living in a tinhut style cottage next to the sea on the
> west coast of scotland.
I didn't watch it but I do remember seeing it advertised. it was about some
dude living in a tinhut style cottage next to the sea on the
> west coast of scotland. Or summat like that...
Mick
>
> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>
>>>>> I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
>>>>
>>>> Nor have I.
>>>> Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
>
> Yeah, that's the only time I stutter t t t to...aaaaaaaahh. Messy but
> nice.
>
> FOr fUcks sAke why dO I nEvErr rEmEmbEr tO cOvEr mE kEybOArd Up!!
> BAstArd!!
Having a tug while on your computer, at your age?
>
>>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes then?
>>>
>>
>> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking to
>> meself, me.
>
> Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop pestering
> yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
>
I do sometimes call myself a cunt, out loud, I do it at work alot.
Mick
Nah not the same program.
It was about some dude living in a tin cottage with a dog.
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2mahmh....@news.alt.net...
> JBlooz wrote:
>>
>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>>>>>> I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nor have I.
>>>>> Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
>>
>> Yeah, that's the only time I stutter t t t to...aaaaaaaahh. Messy but
>> nice.
>>
>> FOr fUcks sAke why dO I nEvErr rEmEmbEr tO cOvEr mE kEybOArd Up!!
>> BAstArd!!
>
> Having a tug while on your computer, at your age?
Hey, it might be old and worn away to half the size it was when I was a
youngster, but it still works fine down there. Mind you, the only way to
prove it is to shag Rosie or Paula, then they can vouch for it for me. In
fact, the best way to prove it is to do 'em both at the same time.
You'd better ask 'em if they're illing to help settle our little argument.
>>>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes
>>>> then?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking to
>>> meself, me.
>>
>> Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop pestering
>> yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
>>
>
> I do sometimes call myself a cunt, out loud, I do it at work alot.
I don't have to do that. All the other guys in the shop do that for me.
Very thoughtful of 'em don't you think...
Jay Kaner
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2mahpd....@news.alt.net...
Was it summat to do with beachcombing or summat like that?
Mick
>
> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2mahmh....@news.alt.net...
>> JBlooz wrote:
>>>
>>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nor have I.
>>>>>> Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's the only time I stutter t t t to...aaaaaaaahh. Messy
>>> but nice.
>>>
>>> FOr fUcks sAke why dO I nEvErr rEmEmbEr tO cOvEr mE kEybOArd Up!!
>>> BAstArd!!
>>
>> Having a tug while on your computer, at your age?
>
> Hey, it might be old and worn away to half the size it was when I was a
> youngster, but it still works fine down there. Mind you, the only way
> to prove it is to shag Rosie or Paula, then they can vouch for it for
> me. In fact, the best way to prove it is to do 'em both at the same time.
>
> You'd better ask 'em if they're illing to help settle our little argument.
Illing might be the right word there.
Problem with your cock isn't down to it halving in size, it's down to
everything surrounding it doubling in size.
>
>
>>>>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes
>>>>> then?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking
>>>> to meself, me.
>>>
>>> Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop
>>> pestering yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
>>>
>>
>> I do sometimes call myself a cunt, out loud, I do it at work alot.
>
> I don't have to do that. All the other guys in the shop do that for me.
> Very thoughtful of 'em don't you think...
Is that down to your practical jokes?
Nipping into the locker room and scoffing everyone elses sarnies at 10
o'clock won't win you any new buddies.
Mick
Not really, the cunt spent most of his time strolling along a beach
looking for stuff.
JBloozer
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2mkdf2....@news.alt.net...
Fuck all to do with combing then?
JBloozer
"Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message news:2mkdd6....@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote in message
>> news:2mahmh....@news.alt.net...
>>> JBlooz wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Mick" <uj...@kk.com> wrote
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> I haven't got a stutter y' cunt.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nor have I.
>>>>>>> Unless i'm on the vinegar stroke.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, that's the only time I stutter t t t to...aaaaaaaahh. Messy but
>>>> nice.
>>>>
>>>> FOr fUcks sAke why dO I nEvErr rEmEmbEr tO cOvEr mE kEybOArd Up!!
>>>> BAstArd!!
>>>
>>> Having a tug while on your computer, at your age?
>>
>> Hey, it might be old and worn away to half the size it was when I was a
>> youngster, but it still works fine down there. Mind you, the only way to
>> prove it is to shag Rosie or Paula, then they can vouch for it for me. In
>> fact, the best way to prove it is to do 'em both at the same time.
>>
>> You'd better ask 'em if they're illing to help settle our little
>> argument.
>
> Illing might be the right word there.
> Problem with your cock isn't down to it halving in size, it's down to
> everything surrounding it doubling in size.
Yeah, that's what it is. Everything else doubling in size. Yeah, that's
what it is.
>>>>>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar strokes
>>>>>> then?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking to
>>>>> meself, me.
>>>>
>>>> Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop pestering
>>>> yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I do sometimes call myself a cunt, out loud, I do it at work alot.
>>
>> I don't have to do that. All the other guys in the shop do that for me.
>> Very thoughtful of 'em don't you think...
>
> Is that down to your practical jokes?
> Nipping into the locker room and scoffing everyone elses sarnies at 10
> o'clock won't win you any new buddies.
Heh. I did once take someone's locker and half bury it in his front
garden!! I was on nights. He was on days. Waited till he got changed and
went on the job, then did the dirty deed. His lawn never fully recovered.
Heh.
Mick
He was as bald as a coot, you could break the teeth out of his comb and
he wouldn't know.
Monty Hall is the dude.
Mick
You could stand over a fairground mirror and look at it that way.
>
>>>>>>> What yer chattin' to yerself about when yer on yer vinegar
>>>>>>> strokes then?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm trying to calm the shee... erm, yeah, aye, i'm always talking
>>>>>> to meself, me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Best way. Y' never tell yerself to shut the fuck up and stop
>>>>> pestering yerself do ya. I've often felt like it, but never have.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I do sometimes call myself a cunt, out loud, I do it at work alot.
>>>
>>> I don't have to do that. All the other guys in the shop do that for
>>> me. Very thoughtful of 'em don't you think...
>>
>> Is that down to your practical jokes?
>> Nipping into the locker room and scoffing everyone elses sarnies at 10
>> o'clock won't win you any new buddies.
>
> Heh. I did once take someone's locker and half bury it in his front
> garden!! I was on nights. He was on days. Waited till he got changed
> and went on the job, then did the dirty deed. His lawn never fully
> recovered. Heh.
Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Did I tell you when pete the sweep won £200 in a raffle at work but it
was a wind up. He had an envelope with newspaper cut into fiver shaped
bills.