>It really makes you think.
I can live without that.
Hi scarecrow. Hi starwars. Long time.
C&J
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What the...
Where did this thread come from?
>C&J
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Well, when a mummy thread loves a daddy thread....
>>>>It really makes you think.
>>>
>>>I can live without that.
>>>
>>>Hi scarecrow. Hi starwars. Long time.
>>
>> What the...
>>
>> Where did this thread come from?
>
>Well, when a mummy thread loves a daddy thread....
... it puts on a slutty dress made of spam, to get the daddy thread's
attention. That's what this thread is.
So which role is Chucky playing tonight?
Also: Hello alt.fan.starwars, .sc, .scarecrow.
> Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:36:22 GMT - there
> was this guy, or something, called "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>It really makes you think.
>>>>
>>>>I can live without that.
>>>>
>>>>Hi scarecrow. Hi starwars. Long time.
>>>
>>> What the...
>>>
>>> Where did this thread come from?
>>
>>Well, when a mummy thread loves a daddy thread....
>
> ... it puts on a slutty dress
You're confusing the mistress thread with the mummy thread.
Which inevitably leads to the alimony thread.
Course she is.
By the time mummy thread's done the washing, the cleaning, the ironing, the
gardening and got the shopping in to make daddy thread's tea she hasn't
enough energy to get the slutty dress outa the wardrobe, let alone hump
daddy thread's brains out.
Which is a bit unfair on daddy thread 'cos he HAS been at work all day and
deserves a shag after his tea.
*snigger*
You are delightful.
Then mummy thread has a girlie night with the militant best friend thread
and discusses daddy thread. Before you know it she's a single mummy
thread with all the time in the world for slutty dresses (or combats and
sleeveless t-shirts - the mummy thread is so great she can do slutty even
without the dress).
Now all she needs is the babysitter thread and the Depp-a-like thread and
she's sorted.
To be fair to daddy thread he did say to mummy thread that he understood how
tiring doing the housework was. That's why he suggested mummy thread
wear her terry towelling dressing gown while she washed the tea pots up.
That way, while mummy thread washed the pots, daddy thread could give her
one over the kitchen sink *and* dry the pots with her dressing gown at the
same time.
Daddy thread was very considerate like that.
> You are delightful.
That's awfully nice of you to say so.