*One Word Reply*
BillSaturn
Hello.
BillSaturn~
Mwhahahaha! I strike again!.......D'OH!
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NeoMercury
>Hello.
Hi. <scrolls down>
[........]
<?>
Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
>BillSaturn~
>Mwhahahaha! I strike again!.......D'OH!
D'oh is right. *THWACK!*
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
--|<3<
Mercury ni kawatte...oshioki yo!
~*-*-*-*-*-*~
Semenai de kure.. Yasashiku nakute mo! n_n;
BillSaturn
> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Ok.
BillSaturn~
::insert Maniacal laugh here::
NeoMercury
>> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
>> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>Ok.
[.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
>BillSaturn~
>::insert Maniacal laugh here::
I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
Lilin XVIII
BillSaturn wrote in message
>Hello.
And here's *my* reply...
(pulls out mallet)
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
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@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
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@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
(bows to the audience)
(stows the mallet and vanishes in a puff of logic)
-Berk Watkins,
A Member of Team SME,
A Fragment of Lilin, the Final Angel,
--and--
Self-Proclaimed Cliche-Buster At Large...
AlphSailor
Berk Watkins wrote:
>@bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap @bap
Uh, isn't that a bit too excessive? I mean, banging him 200 (acutally it was
198) times into plup? Why not just douse him with cold water and punt him into
stratosphere?
Sailor Alpha
<AlphS...@aol.com>
Who's ready to measure the height of the punt for World Guniess of Records
Lilin XVIII
AlphSailor wrote in message
> Uh, isn't that a bit too excessive? I mean, banging him 200
>(acutally it was 198) times into plup? Why not just douse him
>with cold water and punt him into stratosphere?
Simple, I have a reputation to uphold..
And I had a copy of my '@BAP! Block' handy...
("@BAP! Block" being the number of @BAP!s that can fit perfectly
in a default-sized Notepad screen)
-Berk' "Lilin" Watkins,
The Wielder of the *Other* Mallet of @BAP!
Mordenkainen withOUT his 'as is' Minako-chan doll :(
On 26 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
> >> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
>
> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>
> >Ok.
>
> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
>
You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
account in the word total... ;)
> >BillSaturn~
> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
Ouch.
._________.
.____________________|___Sig___|________________________.
| Mordenkainen withOUT the 'as is' Minako-chan doll |
| |
| Due to circumstances beyond my control, all |
| reference to Minako (Sailor Venus) will be taken out |
| of my sigs!! Never again will that golden haired |
| goddess show up here!! In fact, you'll never even |
| know Sailor Venus is my favorite senshi! LONG LIVE |
| THE DARK MOON!! DOWN ON (Oops =) I mean WITH VENUS!! |
| |
| (The Lady Without a Robe made me do it!! ;) |
|_______________________________________________________|
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 26 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
>> >> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
>>
>> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>
>> >Ok.
>>
>> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
>>
> You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
... Like you care.
>Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
>account in the word total... ;)
No, considering the mood I'm in, you shouldn't.
>> >BillSaturn~
>> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
>> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
> Ouch.
Yeah. That was the basic intention.
<<M ._________.
.____________________|___Sig___|________________________.
| Mordenkainen withOUT the 'as is' Minako-chan doll |
| |
| Due to circumstances beyond my control, all |
| reference to Minako (Sailor Venus) will be taken out |
| of my sigs!! Never again will that golden haired |
| goddess show up here!! In fact, you'll never even |
| know Sailor Venus is my favorite senshi! LONG LIVE |
| THE DARK MOON!! DOWN ON (Oops =) I mean WITH VENUS!! |
| |
| (The Lady Without a Robe made me do it!! ;) |
|_______________________________________________________|>>>
I don't know what this is, but quite frankly, it's disturbing.
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
$^#&*^$)@^#)@*^$&*A#%(@^#$&*@#
--|<3<
Chi to seigi no bishoujo senshi ga! Mercury ni kawatte...oshioki yo!
~*-*-*-*-*-*~
"I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer."
--Keiichi Morisato.
Mordenkainen
On 30 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Morednkainen wrote:
> >On 29 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> > >> >> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be a
> > >> >> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
> > >>
> > >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > >> >Ok.
> > >>
> > >> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
> >
> > > You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
> >
> > ... Like you care.
> > No I don't actually. ^_- I got the entire thread at once on my
> >server... I just found the entire thing rather funny. ^_^ (Nice Right-hook
> >by the way. ;)
>
> Hm..I really must stop posting when I'm ticked off. ;)
Only when responding to newbies. ^_- (Cause most of us regulars
see through your rough exterior. ;)
> >> >Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
> >> >account in the word total... ;)
> >>
> >> No, considering the mood I'm in, you shouldn't.
>
> > Moving on to the next question...
>
> <NeoMercury grabs a pair of scissors and contemplates
> snipping the text that makes her looks so damn Reichanian>
>
Eventually you'll have to, but it's not necessary right now. ;)
> >> >> >BillSaturn~
> >> >> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
> >> >> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
> >>
> >> > Ouch.
> >
> >> Yeah. That was the basic intention.
>
> > A bit harsh though ain't it? ;) To say they worship DiC...
>
> "They"? Bill is two people? <bangs head on wall>
> Crap. And yes, it is a bit harsh, but people like him..or..them? need to be
> kept in line.. ;)
>
Why of course "Them". Bill and Saturn. ;) <Whew! got outa that
one. ;>
> >-snip my disturbing sig ;) -
> thank goddess..
heh heh.
> >> I don't know what this is, but quite frankly, it's disturbing.
>
> > You'd have to know the "inside story" to figure it out. ^_- She
> >didn't like my suggestion to Minako-chan about the Bubblebath. ;)
> >Although ecchi minds could extrapolate many other variations on the
> >meaning. ;-)
>
> Like I said.. disturbing.. <inches away>
<gets out the B.A.T> Just what are you implying there NeoMerc? ;)
> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> $^#&*^$)@^#)@*^$&*A#%(@^#$&*@#
>
> > Might I sell you a bar of soap?
>
> Hey, it was censored. Be thankful.
>
Yeah but it hurts the ears with all those %%*$# beeps.
> > Are we in an off-topic? <scrolls up to top> Good, in that case, I
> >see you got the new Oh My Goddess! issue, did you see the new
> >trade paperback "Love Potion No.9" yet? Bought mine today... contains 7
> >back issues. ^_^ Worth every penny too... all 2000 of them. ;-)
>
> <blinks> <stares>
> [.......]
>
> They don't sell those here. Shoot me.
Diamond should carry it. Just ask whoever sells the comics to
order one for you. It costs 12.95US (18.99Can) approximately. 190+ pages
to it too. ^_^ You got the first trade paperback right?
> >> --|<3<
> > Did you explain what that symbol was yet? I still don't
> >know. ^^;;
>
> Yes, I did. Don't you ever pay attention? Now I have to
> go and type, "This is the sign of Mercury". Look at what you put me through.
Ok, ok...
> >> "I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer." ^_-
-snip my normal M.A.D.N.E.S.S sig. -
>
> This is more like it.
>
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|________________________________________________________________|
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 30 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Morednkainen wrote:
> >On 29 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> > >> >> Cripes, man. You've done it again. BTW, your first post cannot be
a
> > >> >> reply because you started a new message. I suggest you stop now.
> > >>
> > >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > >> >Ok.
> > >>
> > >> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
> >
> > > You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
> >
> >> ... Like you care.
>> > No I don't actually. ^_- I got the entire thread at once on my
> >server... I just found the entire thing rather funny. ^_^ (Nice Right-hook
> >by the way. ;)
>>
>> Hm..I really must stop posting when I'm ticked off. ;)
> Only when responding to newbies. ^_- (Cause most of us regulars
>see through your rough exterior. ;)
What exactly is that supposed to imply?! That I'm
not an unforgiving callous quick-tempered pain in the proverbial backside?
O_O n_n
>> >> >Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
>> >> >account in the word total... ;)
>> >>
>> >> No, considering the mood I'm in, you shouldn't.
> >
> >> Moving on to the next question...
>
> > <NeoMercury grabs a pair of scissors and
contemplates
> > snipping the text that makes her looks so damn Reichanian>
>
> Eventually you'll have to, but it's not necessary right now. ;)
How about now?
>> >> >> >BillSaturn~
>> >> >> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
>> >> >> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
>> >>
>> >> > Ouch.
>> >
>> >> Yeah. That was the basic intention.
>>
>> > A bit harsh though ain't it? ;) To say they worship DiC...
>>
> > "They"? Bill is two people? <bangs head on wall>
> > Crap. And yes, it is a bit harsh, but people like him..or..them? need to
be
> > kept in line.. ;)
>>
> Why of course "Them". Bill and Saturn. ;) <Whew! got outa that
>one. ;>
Bill has Saturn? <whine> No fair. Where do
you guys get all this stuff? <glances at the people who were in the
Senshi/Bubble Bath thread>
>> >> I don't know what this is, but quite frankly, it's disturbing.
>
>> > You'd have to know the "inside story" to figure it out. ^_- She
> >didn't like my suggestion to Minako-chan about the Bubblebath. ;)
> >Although ecchi minds could extrapolate many other variations on the
> >meaning. ;-)
>
>> Like I said.. disturbing.. <inches away>
> <gets out the B.A.T> Just what are you implying there NeoMerc? ;)
I'm implying that it's disturbing. How many times, boy?
;)
>> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> $^#&*^$)@^#)@*^$&*A#%(@^#$&*@#
>>
>> > Might I sell you a bar of soap?
>>
>> Hey, it was censored. Be thankful.
>>
> Yeah but it hurts the ears with all those %%*$# beeps.
In that case, $^@*& off. ;)
>> > Are we in an off-topic? <scrolls up to top> Good, in that case, I
>> >see you got the new Oh My Goddess! issue, did you see the new
> >trade paperback "Love Potion No.9" yet? Bought mine today... contains 7
> >back issues. ^_^ Worth every penny too... all 2000 of them. ;-)
>
> <blinks> <stares>
> [.......]
>
> They don't sell those here. Shoot me.
> Diamond should carry it. Just ask whoever sells the comics to
>order one for you. It costs 12.95US (18.99Can) approximately. 190+ pages
>to it too. ^_^ You got the first trade paperback right?
Of course not!!! I tried to get the comic store to
order one of the SM manga tankouban for me, and they never got around to it..
I doubt they'd do this either. Oh well. :\
>> >> --|<3<
>> > Did you explain what that symbol was yet? I still don't
>> >know. ^^;;
>>
>> Yes, I did. Don't you ever pay attention? Now I have
to
> go and type, "This is the sign of Mercury". Look at what you put me
through.
> Ok, ok...
>> >> "I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer." ^_-
>-snip my normal M.A.D.N.E.S.S sig. -
>
>> This is more like it.
>
--mild snippage--
<<.____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .__
| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (My friends just call me Lord. ;-) |
| Ever see Belldandy taking a bath? Guess what's in the first |
| issue of the trade paperback. ^_- (Naturally you don't see |
| anything, but boy can she scream. ;) |
|________________________________________________________________|>>
Hmm...I missed a picture of Belldandy wearing nothing. o_O
Considering I'm not gay, that's not a huge deal to me, but I would like to
see just how Urd and Skuld came about.. o_O
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
<contemplates the Goddess/Bubble Bath thread>
--|<3<
Chi to seigi no bishoujo senshi ga! Mercury ni kawatte...oshioki yo!
~*-*-*-*-*-*~
"I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer."
--Keiichi Morisato.
Mordenkainen
On 31 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On 30 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> > > >> >Ok.
> > > >>
> > > >> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
> > >
> > > > You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
> > >
> > >> ... Like you care.
> >> > No I don't actually. ^_- I got the entire thread at once on my
> > >server... I just found the entire thing rather funny. ^_^ (Nice Right-hook
> > >by the way. ;)
> >>
> >> Hm..I really must stop posting when I'm ticked off. ;)
>
> > Only when responding to newbies. ^_- (Cause most of us regulars
> >see through your rough exterior. ;)
>
> What exactly is that supposed to imply?! That
> I'm not an unforgiving callous quick-tempered pain in the proverbial
> backside? O_O n_n
Why naturally! ^_- You may act like that but we all know
the truth.
> >> >> >Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
> >> >> >account in the word total... ;)
> >> >>
> >> >> No, considering the mood I'm in, you shouldn't.
> > >
> > >> Moving on to the next question...
> >
> > > <NeoMercury grabs a pair of scissors and
> contemplates
> > > snipping the text that makes her looks so damn Reichanian>
> >
> > Eventually you'll have to, but it's not necessary right now. ;)
>
> How about now?
Nah, wait for one more reply. ;)
> >> >> >> >BillSaturn~
> >> >> >> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
> >> >> >> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
> >> >>
> >> >> > Ouch.
> >> >
> >> >> Yeah. That was the basic intention.
> >>
> >> > A bit harsh though ain't it? ;) To say they worship DiC...
> >>
> > > "They"? Bill is two people? <bangs head on wall>
>
> > > Crap. And yes, it is a bit harsh, but people like him..or..them? need to
> be
> > > kept in line.. ;)
> >>
> > Why of course "Them". Bill and Saturn. ;) <Whew! got outa that
> >one. ;>
>
> Bill has Saturn? <whine> No fair. Where do
> you guys get all this stuff? <glances at the people who were in the
> Senshi/Bubble Bath thread>
Don't look at me like that, cause I'm not telling. ^_- It's a
secret! (Mord pulls out his 'as is' Esmerodo doll.) Isn't that wight my
precious Green-haired treasure. *_*
> >> >> I don't know what this is, but quite frankly, it's disturbing.
> >
> >> > You'd have to know the "inside story" to figure it out. ^_- She
> > >didn't like my suggestion to Minako-chan about the Bubblebath. ;)
> > >Although ecchi minds could extrapolate many other variations on the
> > >meaning. ;-)
> >
> >> Like I said.. disturbing.. <inches away>
>
> > <gets out the B.A.T> Just what are you implying there NeoMerc? ;)
>
> I'm implying that it's disturbing. How many times,
> boy? ;)
How many times for what? I certainly didn't see anything
disturbing about it. All I said was that she wasn't wearing a robe... and
she isn't. She's wearing this short green dress you see. ;)
> >> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> >> $^#&*^$)@^#)@*^$&*A#%(@^#$&*@#
> >>
> >> > Might I sell you a bar of soap?
> >>
> >> Hey, it was censored. Be thankful.
> >>
> > Yeah but it hurts the ears with all those %%*$# beeps.
>
> In that case, $^@*& off. ;)
$%^#%$^ smart-mouthed kids. ;)
> >> > Are we in an off-topic? <scrolls up to top> Good, in that case, I
> >> >see you got the new Oh My Goddess! issue, did you see the new
> > >trade paperback "Love Potion No.9" yet? Bought mine today... contains 7
> > >back issues. ^_^ Worth every penny too... all 2000 of them. ;-)
> >
> > <blinks> <stares>
> > [.......]
> >
> > They don't sell those here. Shoot me.
>
> > Diamond should carry it. Just ask whoever sells the comics to
> >order one for you. It costs 12.95US (18.95Can) approximately. 190+ pages
> >to it too. ^_^ You got the first trade paperback right?
>
> Of course not!!! I tried to get the comic store to
> order one of the SM manga tankouban for me, and they never got around
> to it.. I doubt they'd do this either. Oh well. :\
Diamond distributes for Dark Horse Comics. If you can't get it
from Diamond, email or mail Dark Horse directly. They're on the net you
know. ;-) the SM manga tankouban is harder to get, I think, than
something done in NA.
--more snippage--
> <<.____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .__
> | Evil Lord Mordenkainen (My friends just call me Lord. ;-) |
> | Ever see Belldandy taking a bath? Guess what's in the first |
> | issue of the trade paperback. ^_- (Naturally you don't see |
> | anything, but boy can she scream. ;) |
> Hmm...I missed a picture of Belldandy wearing nothing.
> o_O Considering I'm not gay, that's not a huge deal to me, but I would
> like to see just how Urd and Skuld came about.. o_O
The shower scene is more humorous than ecchi. Sayoko and Aoshima
were trying to video tape her. ^_^ They were trying to get the "scoop" on
exactly what Belldandy was... She caught them and remembered that Kei told
her to splash people like that (peeping toms ;) with water and shout "Eek!
A pervert!" really loud. Guess what happens. ^_^
The first trade paperback deals with Urd's arrival (among other
things) but neither shows Skuld's arrival. :( On the plus side, the
second book shows how Mara appears. The CD from Hell. ;-)
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> <contemplates the Goddess/Bubble Bath thread>
>
I don't know about others, but I'd like scrub Bell-chan's back
anyday... actually I'd like to scrub.. (ECCHI CENSOR!!)
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| |____| |____| |____| |____| |____| |____| |
| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
| "You are a sick and twisted individual-but thanks anyways ;>" |
| =========<<======@ |
| CK's Frequently Asked For Sailor Moon Links Page: |
| http://attila.stevens-tech.edu/~cknauer/moon/links/request.htm |
| |
| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (My friends just call me Lord. ;-) |
| Who must now cleanse himself of his sinful thoughts of a |
| goddess in a bubblebath... yes I must meditate on it for days |
| so I know EXACTLY what I thought was soooo wrong. ;) |
|________________________________________________________________|
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 31 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On 30 Oct 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> > > >> >Ok.
> > > >>
>> > > >> [.........] *ka-POW!* Jerk.
> > >
> >> > > You walked right into that one, NeoMercury. ;-)
> > >
> > >>> ... Like you care.
> >> >> No I don't actually. ^_- I got the entire thread at once on my
> > >server... I just found the entire thing rather funny. ^_^ (Nice Right-hook
> > >by the way. ;)
> >>
> >>> Hm..I really must stop posting when I'm ticked off.
;)
>
> >> Only when responding to newbies. ^_- (Cause most of us regulars
> >see through your rough exterior. ;)
>
> > What exactly is that supposed to imply?! That
> I'm not an unforgiving callous quick-tempered pain in the proverbial
> backside? O_O n_n
> Why naturally! ^_- You may act like that but we all know
>the truth.
I fail to see just how you came up with
this little piece of information, because no-one told me about it. >:|
>> >> >> >Although, perhaps I should point out that if his sig were taken into
>> >> >> >account in the word total... ;)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, considering the mood I'm in, you shouldn't.
>> > >
>> > >> Moving on to the next question...
> >>
> >> > <NeoMercury grabs a pair of scissors and
> >contemplates
> > >> snipping the text that makes her looks so damn Reichanian>
> > >
> >> Eventually you'll have to, but it's not necessary right now. ;)
>
>> How about now?
> Nah, wait for one more reply. ;)
Ima da?
>> >> >> >> >BillSaturn~
>> >> >> >> >::insert Maniacal laugh here::
>> >> >> >> I'll give you insert you frappin' DiC worshippin'.....
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Ouch.
>> >> >
>> >> >> Yeah. That was the basic intention.
>> >>
>> >> > A bit harsh though ain't it? ;) To say they worship DiC...
>> >>
>> > > "They"? Bill is two people? <bangs head on
wall>
>>
>> > > Crap. And yes, it is a bit harsh, but people like him..or..them? need
to
>> be
>> > > kept in line.. ;)
> >>>
> >> Why of course "Them". Bill and Saturn. ;) <Whew! got outa that
> >one. ;>
>
> > Bill has Saturn? <whine> No fair. Where
do
> > you guys get all this stuff? <glances at the people who were in the
> > Senshi/Bubble Bath thread>
>
> Don't look at me like that, cause I'm not telling. ^_- It's a
>secret! (Mord pulls out his 'as is' Esmerodo doll.) Isn't that wight my
>precious Green-haired treasure. *_*
=O oooh...I really could use a Saffiru
'as is' doll.. Perhaps a Rubeus with slightly modified hair style. Can't have
him looking like a troll now, can we..? *.* <melts into the floor>
>> >> >> I don't know what this is, but quite frankly, it's
disturbing.
>> >
>> >> > You'd have to know the "inside story" to figure it out. ^_-
She
>> > >didn't like my suggestion to Minako-chan about the Bubblebath. ;)
>> > >Although ecchi minds could extrapolate many other variations on the
>> > >meaning. ;-)
>> >
>> >> Like I said.. disturbing.. <inches away>
>>
> >> <gets out the B.A.T> Just what are you implying there NeoMerc? ;)
>>
> > I'm implying that it's disturbing. How many times,
> >boy? ;)
> How many times for what? I certainly didn't see anything
>disturbing about it. All I said was that she wasn't wearing a robe... and
>she isn't. She's wearing this short green dress you see. ;)
I meant how many times must I remind you sigs such
as the anti-Minako one are rather unnerving, coming from you. It has nothing
to do with your As Is Dolls. ;)
>> >> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> >> $^#&*^$)@^#)@*^$&*A#%(@^#$&*@#
>> >>
>> >> > Might I sell you a bar of soap?
>> >>
>> >> Hey, it was censored. Be thankful.
>> >>
>> > Yeah but it hurts the ears with all those %%*$# beeps.
>>
>> In that case, $^@*& off. ;)
>
> $%^#%$^ smart-mouthed kids. ;)
$&@*&# know-it-all old farts .. ;)
>> >> > Are we in an off-topic? <scrolls up to top> Good, in that
case, I
>> >> >see you got the new Oh My Goddess! issue, did you see the new
>> > >trade paperback "Love Potion No.9" yet? Bought mine today... contains 7
>> > >back issues. ^_^ Worth every penny too... all 2000 of them. ;-)
>> >
> >> <blinks> <stares>
> >> [.......]
> >>
> >> They don't sell those here. Shoot me.
> >
> >> Diamond should carry it. Just ask whoever sells the comics to
> >>order one for you. It costs 12.95US (18.95Can) approximately. 190+ pages
> >>to it too. ^_^ You got the first trade paperback right?
>
>> Of course not!!! I tried to get the comic store
to
>> order one of the SM manga tankouban for me, and they never got around
>> to it.. I doubt they'd do this either. Oh well. :\
> Diamond distributes for Dark Horse Comics. If you can't get it
>from Diamond, email or mail Dark Horse directly. They're on the net you
>know. ;-) the SM manga tankouban is harder to get, I think, than
>something done in NA.
Well...wouldn't that be something involving
credit cards or checks or money orders, such things as I am not able to deal
with at this point in my life? ;) Gee, it was a nice thought all the same..
>--more snippage--
> <<.____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .____. .__
> | Evil Lord Mordenkainen (My friends just call me Lord. ;-) |
> | Ever see Belldandy taking a bath? Guess what's in the first |
> | issue of the trade paperback. ^_- (Naturally you don't see |
> | anything, but boy can she scream. ;) |
--snip--
> The shower scene is more humorous than ecchi. Sayoko and Aoshima
>were trying to video tape her. ^_^ They were trying to get the "scoop" on
>exactly what Belldandy was... She caught them and remembered that Kei told
>her to splash people like that (peeping toms ;) with water and shout "Eek!
>A pervert!" really loud. Guess what happens. ^_^
Kei said that? =O Well..hm..how interesting. Sayoko and
Aoshima, now that I think of it, would be too perfect for each other. :P
> The first trade paperback deals with Urd's arrival (among other
>things) but neither shows Skuld's arrival. :( On the plus side, the
>second book shows how Mara appears. The CD from Hell. ;-)
<whimper> Urd...AND Mara.. <bangs head on wall> You
just have to love Mara..and Urd's the only woman I've ever seen who still
looks cute when she's half-drunk. n_n;
>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> <contemplates the Goddess/Bubble Bath thread>
>>
> I don't know about others, but I'd like scrub Bell-chan's back
>anyday... actually I'd like to scrub.. (ECCHI CENSOR!!)
<twitch> erk! err..umm..right. Anyway...Urd over Bell,
definitely. Bell's so nice that she's a bit nauseating. And Skuld's a cutie
but way too young.
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| Who must now cleanse himself of his sinful thoughts of a |
| goddess in a bubblebath... yes I must meditate on it for days |
| so I know EXACTLY what I thought was soooo wrong. ;) |
|________________________________________________________________|>>
Uh-oh...I don't have to do anything messy like that, do I? O_O
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
BillSaturn
<<< Major Snip>>>
I think it's time you two talked through E-Mail!
Rosen
neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) wrote:
>BillSaturn wrote:
>>I think it's time you two talked through E-Mail!
No, but (depending on what newsreader one's using), some of
us still have to *download* it. And popping knuckles while
waiting for the modem to chug through several useless 300 line
posts does get to one's nerves after a while.
>Why, you jealous? ;P~~
No more than of Zoe and Bob.......
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>
>BillSaturn wrote:
>><<< Major Snip>>>
>>
>>I think it's time you two talked through E-Mail!
>
> moving it to e-mail gives the impression you want the conversation to last
> longer than it should. ;)
> Why, you jealous? ;P~~
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
No not jealous....its just when i see something quoted with at least 5 of these
>>>>>>> from the original, its time to let go. ^_^
BillSaturn~
Laughing at SNL and MAD.
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 2 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> >
> >BillSaturn wrote:
> >><<< Major Snip>>>
> >>
> >>I think it's time you two talked through E-Mail!
> >
> > Oh pish. The post is marked OT, so you don't have to read it. Besides,
> > moving it to e-mail gives the impression you want the conversation to last
> > longer than it should. ;)
> > Why, you jealous? ;P~~
> >
> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>
> No not jealous....its just when i see something quoted with at least 5 of these
> >>>>>>> from the original, its time to let go. ^_^
Should I remind you that it all started because of your little
joke? Didn't think so. ^_-
> BillSaturn~
> Laughing at SNL and MAD.
Sigh, how nice it would be to watch SML again.
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BillSaturn
>> >BillSaturn wrote:
>> >><<< Major Snip>>>
>> >>
>> >>I think it's time you two talked through E-Mail!
>> >
>> > Oh pish. The post is marked OT, so you don't have to read it.
>Besides,
>> > moving it to e-mail gives the impression you want the conversation to
>last
>> > longer than it should. ;)
>> > Why, you jealous? ;P~~
>> >
>> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>
>> No not jealous....its just when i see something quoted with at least 5 of
>these
>> >>>>>>> from the original, its time to let go. ^_^
>
> Should I remind you that it all started because of your little
>joke? Didn't think so. ^_-
>
>
public newsgroup.
BillSaturn~
Bleh
Chris Schack
Is anybody else thinking "Zoebob" here?
Chris Schack
NeoMercury
>Is anybody else thinking "Zoebob" here?
>
>Chris Schack
Nope. We snip some of the text. o.O
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Aw hell. Maybe, but I've never experienced this "Zoebob".
--|O<
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >Perhaps this thread will die, but I have to be the last to answer
> >to it.... It's a weakness, gomen. ;)
> <Zoisite laugh> You're not getting away *that* easy! My apologies as
> well, but so what? You have to wait a few more seconds to reply to a question
> about CD's or some such thing.. We'll all get by.
<Neflite..Nephrite...Nephlite...grrr... "that second dark kingdom
general with the long brown hair" laugh> Indeed they shall. But I guess
we *could* snip everything over 4 > in the future. ;)
-snip-
> >> Whatever do you mean? I beat the crap out of him
> >> in the beginning..
> >
> > Well that certainly showed part of it, ne? ;)
>
> I would say yes, but unfortunately you snipped
> so much text I've no idea what this was referring to. ;)
Which is why we weren't snipping before. ;)
> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above--
> >> backdrop, and proudly lifts the "as is" Saffiru doll into the air> Lift
> your eyes upon (arguably) the most handsome member of the Dark Moon
clan! Life
> > your eyes upon him, and lament the fact you didn't get one free! BWAHA!
> > How was that? ;)
> > ^_^;; Not bad, but I was thinking along the lines of putting him
> >in your alias like I've done. ^_-
> I'd gladly do that, but I don't think that's
> possible on AOL.. o_O <kick AOL> those bastar--err..sorry.
>
Before you know it, I'll be giving out 'as is' dolls to everyone
on the newsgroup. ;) I'll have to make sure that I keep suppy short
though to boost demand. ^_-
> >-snip-
> >> > But you failed to see the rebellion in the sig... It says that
> >> >Minako would never appear in my sig again... yet she appeared many, many
> >> >times in that sig alone. ;)
> >>
> >> those halfway intelligent people. ;) I find said sig amusing...and we will
> >> now laugh.
> >
> > Yes, golly good indeed. ha ha. bravo and all that. ;-)
>
> I should snip this but it was too damn funny. n_n;;;
That's me for you, too funny to ignore. ;)
> >> Is that all you could #^@)@#&* come up with,
> >> you #@&^$@^ $@*$^@ $@&*@& #^&@*$&#^@)??!? $&@)$&@ that! ;)
> >
> > <Putting on earplugs> ;P
> <grumble> wuss..
>
<reading lips> HEY! I heard that you *$^$*&!*(* ^%$@^$#&&@&& son,
er, daughter of a %$@&%#*!! ;)
> > --more snippage--
> > Oh well, I tried Bell-chan, I tried. ;)
>
> <looks around> Are you talking to the air again? o.O
Apparently so since I can't remember exaclty what I'm responding
too. ;)
--more snippage--
> >> LoL....er..um..heh...don't I look bright now..
> >> er..I'm just gonna go hide in the closet til this little memory fades.. n_n
> >
> > You're going to be there for a looooonnnng time. Such thoughts
> >keep coming back to haunt you when you least expect it.
>
> <muffled voice from inside the closet> Oh
> yeah, like the time we found out you enjoy wearing sailor fuku?
<sweatdrop> That was humor. I would prefer to dress up as Prince
Endymion... armor and all. ;-)
> --snip snip snip..once you start you can't stop..--
I know what you mean. ;)
> > Indeed. :) It was one of the better ones, even though I like the
> >ones that focus more on the lovebirds Kei and Bell. ^_-
> Ugh, the whole series is based on them, we need to
> see something else once in a while. ;)
Naw! All of it should be focused on Bell... let's just cut Kei
out of it too. n_n Just Bell-chan.... Er, what? I'm joking.. really I
am! The occational shift to other characters is great, mind you, but I'm
just a big Bell&Kei fan. ^_^
> >> I like all of the stories that feature Urd and Skuld as the main characters,
> >> but the Lunchbox of Love was cute..
> >
> > Robot Wars featured Skuld *and* Megumi. ^_^ It was the first
> >issue I ever found around here, the ones before it I had to back order.
>
> Oh yes, I remember that one: "It was then Skuld
> realized she'd met the rival of her life. Not that her rival noticed." :P
Yup! ^_^ It was like wicked cool. ;)
The one thing I'd hate to be on the recieving side of would be
Bell when she's *really* upset..
"Sister dearest, what did you do with these?"
The look she gave Urd would have stopped my heart. x_x
-snip-
> >> > But Bell's innocent. ;)
> >> EXACTLY!! ^_^
> > >:) heh heh heh, Exactly. >;)
>
> <wide eyes> Oh...! Right! Exactly! ehehehe..
heh heh heh.
> >> > I didn't excude Urd all together though.
> >> >;) Better say that I exclude Skuld before you label me as an Ecchi old
> >> >coot. ^_-
> >> Too late. ;)
> > Well I tried to stop the label, but if that's the case, in she
> >goes. <splash!>
> <checks watch> 5...4...3...2...1.
> Belldandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!
Nonononono! Bell wouldn't do that. She'd realize that since
they're both in the tub, it'd be more fun.. Keep in mind that Bell
wouldn't have any ecchi thoughts in her head either. ^_- Remember what I
said, Kei had to tell her to scream pervert the first time someone caught
her in the shower (Sayoko and Aoshima) and even then she almost forgot to.
Sheesh, Sayoko had to admit willingly that she was a peeping tom before
Bell knew what to do. ;)
> --snip--
> >> The scary part is this makes sense to me. :\ Besides, if
> >> you really got into a bubble bath with Belldandy, I'm sure she'd find a way
> to
> >> persuade the Almighty that you do deserve a rightful place in heaven. ;)
> >
> > I should re-reserve that table on cloud nine then? ;)
>
> <glances over at the shampoo-bottle wielding goddess>
> ....perhaps it's a bit early for that.
Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair. What's
wrong with that. ^_-
> | The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
> | "Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins." |>>
>
> D'OH!! Stop that..
Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
> << Perhaps if we kept the OT small... ;-) |>>
> <nods> That's why I snipped most of yer sig.. n_n
And why I snipped all of yours. ^_-
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NeoMercury
Mordy-sama wrote:
On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >Perhaps this thread will die, but I have to be the last to answer
>> >to it.... It's a weakness, gomen. ;)
>> <Zoisite laugh> You're not getting away *that* easy! My apologies as
>> well, but so what? You have to wait a few more seconds to reply to a
>>question about CD's or some such thing.. We'll all get by.
>
> <Neflite..Nephrite...Nephlite...grrr... "that second dark kingdom
>general with the long brown hair" laugh> Indeed they shall. But I guess
>we *could* snip everything over 4 > in the future. ;)
<snort> I suppose so. They do complain so. ;)
>-snip-
>> >> Whatever do you mean? I beat the crap out of
him
>> >> in the beginning..
> >>
> >> Well that certainly showed part of it, ne? ;)
>>
>> I would say yes, but unfortunately you
snipped
>> so much text I've no idea what this was referring to. ;)
>
> Which is why we weren't snipping before. ;)
No, we weren't snipping before because no-one was yelling at us.
n_n
>> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> Before you know it, I'll be giving out 'as is' dolls to everyone
>on the newsgroup. ;) I'll have to make sure that I keep suppy short
>though to boost demand. ^_-
Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil
grin>
>> >-snip-
> >> > But you failed to see the rebellion in the sig... It says that
> >> >Minako would never appear in my sig again... yet she appeared many,
>>>>many times in that sig alone. ;)
> >>
> >> those halfway intelligent people. ;) I find said sig amusing...and we
will
> >> now laugh.
> >
> > Yes, golly good indeed. ha ha. bravo and all that. ;-)
>>
>> I should snip this but it was too damn funny. n_n;;;
>
> That's me for you, too funny to ignore. ;)
I have the strangest feeling I should be hitting
you with something heavy right now, but you've been taking enough abuse the
past few days, so.. :P
>> >> Is that all you could #^@)@#&* come up
with,
>> you #@&^$@^ $@*$^@ $@&*@& #^&@*$&#^@)??!? $&@)$&@ that! ;)
> >>
> >> <Putting on earplugs> ;P
>> <grumble> wuss..
>>
> <reading lips> HEY! I heard that you *$^$*&!*(* ^%$@^$#&&@&& son,
>er, daughter of a %$@&%#*!! ;)
Oh yeah?! Well you can go kiss my #@!&*# #@&@)$& you
#@^*#&@ #@_$#&@!! You wouldn't know an insult if it bit you on the @!&*#@
#@)$&@$!
>> > --more snippage--
>> > Oh well, I tried Bell-chan, I tried. ;)
>>
>> <looks around> Are you talking to the air again? o.O
>Apparently so since I can't remember exaclty what I'm responding
>too. ;)
Ah, too bad. It's probably for the best anyhow. I'm sure this
one would have gotten you locked up in the asylum for sure. o.O
>--more snippage--
>> >> LoL....er..um..heh...don't I look bright now..
>> >> er..I'm just gonna go hide in the closet til this little memory fades..
n_n
>> >
>> > You're going to be there for a looooonnnng time. Such thoughts
>> >keep coming back to haunt you when you least expect it.
>>
>> <muffled voice from inside the closet> Oh
>> yeah, like the time we found out you enjoy wearing sailor fuku?
>
> <sweatdrop> That was humor. I would prefer to dress up as Prince
>Endymion... armor and all. ;-)
Ohh...riiiiight...sure. I gotcha. <wink nudge>
>> --snip snip snip..once you start you can't stop..--
> I know what you mean. ;)
Damn, I try...but...it's so hard. <sob>
>> Ugh, the whole series is based on them, we need to
>> see something else once in a while. ;)
>
> Naw! All of it should be focused on Bell... let's just cut Kei
>out of it too. n_n Just Bell-chan.... Er, what? I'm joking.. really I
>am! The occational shift to other characters is great, mind you, but I'm
>just a big Bell&Kei fan. ^_^
Well..Kei's alright for reasons beyond me, but
Belldandy gets on my nerves sometimes. She's sweet and kind and pretty and
all, but---well..that's exactly it. "NO! It's MY Keiichi!"
>> > Robot Wars featured Skuld *and* Megumi. ^_^ It was the first
>> >issue I ever found around here, the ones before it I had to back order.
>>
>> Oh yes, I remember that one: "It was then Skuld
>> realized she'd met the rival of her life. Not that her rival noticed." :P
>
> Yup! ^_^ It was like wicked cool. ;)
I'm telling you, major boss..
> The one thing I'd hate to be on the recieving side of would be
>Bell when she's *really* upset..
> "Sister dearest, what did you do with these?"
> The look she gave Urd would have stopped my heart. x_x
Oh yeah.. *shudder* I found that particuarly
unnerving. I always thought Bell was capable of no emotions other than
euphoria.. :P
>-snip-
> >> >;) Better say that I exclude Skuld before you label me as an Ecchi old
>> >> >coot. ^_-
>> >> Too late. ;)
>> > Well I tried to stop the label, but if that's the case, in she
>> >goes. <splash!>
>> <checks watch> 5...4...3...2...1.
>> Belldandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!
> Nonononono! Bell wouldn't do that. She'd realize that since
>they're both in the tub, it'd be more fun.. Keep in mind that Bell
>wouldn't have any ecchi thoughts in her head either. ^_- Remember what I
>said, Kei had to tell her to scream pervert the first time someone caught
>her in the shower (Sayoko and Aoshima) and even then she almost forgot to.
>Sheesh, Sayoko had to admit willingly that she was a peeping tom before
>Bell knew what to do. ;)
pff..oh fine, go and ruin my fun with your elongated,
intelligent speeches. ;) I'm just gonna go hide in the closet now..
>> --snip--
>> >> The scary part is this makes sense to me. :\ Besides,
if
>> >> you really got into a bubble bath with Belldandy, I'm sure she'd find a
way
>> to
> >> persuade the Almighty that you do deserve a rightful place in heaven. ;)
> >
> > I should re-reserve that table on cloud nine then? ;)
>
>> <glances over at the shampoo-bottle wielding goddess>
>> ....perhaps it's a bit early for that.
>
> Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair. What's
>wrong with that. ^_-
Right, we'll talk that over in the emergency room..
>> | The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>> | "Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins." |>>
>>
>> D'OH!! Stop that..
>
> Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
<points to halo> You missed a spot.
>> << Perhaps if we kept the OT small... ;-) |>>
>> <nods> That's why I snipped most of yer sig..
n_n
> And why I snipped all of yours. ^_-
And why I've decided to elminate yours in one swift sroke of
the delete key..
>Asking for it? Me? ^_^;;
No, more like beating down the door and demanding it..
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
--|O<
Chi to mizu no bishoujo senshi ga! Mercury ni kawatte...oshioki yo!
~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>Perhaps this thread will die, but I have to be the last to answer
>>to it.... It's a weakness, gomen. ;)
>
> <Zoisite laugh> You're not getting away *that* easy! My apologies as
> well, but so what? You have to wait a few more seconds to reply to a
> question about CD's or some such thing.. We'll all get by.
thread as well ;-)
>>On 2 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>-snip-
>>> > I got it from how you treated poor BillSaturn at the beginning of
>>> >this thread. ^_-
>>>
>>> Whatever do you mean? I beat the crap out of him in
>>> the beginning..
>>
>> Well that certainly showed part of it, ne? ;)
>
> I would say yes, but unfortunately you snipped
> so much text I've no idea what this was referring to. ;)
Yeah - there was quite some snippage there... so what's it all about?
>>> --butcher knife hacks away at text above--
>>> <pulls herself out> Awww...gee...for
>>> me? n_n bwahahaha... <runs to nearest mountain top, the rising sun as
>>> her backdrop, and proudly lifts the "as is" Saffiru doll into the air>
>> Lift your eyes upon (arguably) the most handsome member of the Dark
>> Moon clan! Life your eyes upon him, and lament the fact you didn't get
>> one free! BWAHA!
>> How was that? ;)
>> ^_^;; Not bad, but I was thinking along the lines of putting him
>>in your alias like I've done. ^_-
>
> I'd gladly do that, but I don't think that's
> possible on AOL.. o_O <kick AOL> those bastar--err..sorry.
Luckily I don't have to put up with AOHell ;-)
>>-snip-
>>> >> I meant how many times must I remind you sigs
>>> > such as the anti-Minako one are rather unnerving, coming from you.
>>> > It has nothing to do with your As Is Dolls. ;)
>>>
>>> > But you failed to see the rebellion in the sig... It says that
>>> >Minako would never appear in my sig again... yet she appeared many,
>>> >many times in that sig alone. ;)
>>>
>>> Oh. O_O Well...I never claimed to be one of
>>> those halfway intelligent people. ;) I find said sig amusing...and we
>>> will now laugh.
>>
>> Yes, golly good indeed. ha ha. bravo and all that. ;-)
>
> I should snip this but it was too damn funny. n_n;;;
<ROTFL>
>>> Is that all you could #^@)@#&* come up with,
>>> you #@&^$@^ $@*$^@ $@&*@& #^&@*$&#^@)??!? $&@) $&@ that! ;)
>>
>> <Putting on earplugs> ;P
>
> <grumble> wuss..
Now now... always those #%&/@($§ curses... not fine ;-)
>> --more snippage--
>>> <blink> Hm. Advice taken but most
>>> likely not going to be applied.. n_n;;;
>>
>> Oh well, I tried Bell-chan, I tried. ;)
>
> <looks around> Are you talking to the air again? o.O
Doh... most likely...
>> --more snippage--
>>> > Bell-chan was remembering when Kei told her about it. ^_^
>>> > As for Sayoko and Aoshima... are you sure? They're cousins you
>>> >know. ^^;; (Mentioned in the first tradepaperback, where Aoshima
>>> >shows up for the first time. :)
>>>
>>> LoL....er..um..heh...don't I look bright now.. er..I'm
>>> just gonna go hide in the closet til this little memory fades.. n_n
>>
>> You're going to be there for a looooonnnng time. Such thoughts
>>keep coming back to haunt you when you least expect it.
>
> <muffled voice from inside the closet> Oh
> yeah, like the time we found out you enjoy wearing sailor fuku?
<knocks on closet lid> look out there, Mord is going for the closet flush!
>--snip snip snip..once you start you can't stop..--
>> Indeed. :) It was one of the better ones, even though I like the
>>ones that focus more on the lovebirds Kei and Bell. ^_-
>
> Ugh, the whole series is based on them, we need to
> see something else once in a while. ;)
Indeed... I demand more stories centered around Skuld :-)
>>> I like all of the stories that feature Urd and Skuld as the main
>>> characters, but the Lunchbox of Love was cute..
>>
>> Robot Wars featured Skuld *and* Megumi. ^_^ It was the first
>>issue I ever found around here, the ones before it I had to back order.
> Oh yes, I remember that one: "It was then Skuld
> realized she'd met the rival of her life. Not that her rival noticed." :P
Yeah, that issue was great... Sadly, Skuld appears still much too seldom in
the series :-(
>-snip-
>>> > But Bell's innocent. ;)
>>>
>>> EXACTLY!! ^_^
>>
>> >:) heh heh heh, Exactly. >;)
>
> <wide eyes> Oh...! Right! Exactly! ehehehe..
Oh boy... that sounds really wicked ^_^; Poor Bell-chan...
>>>> > I didn't excude Urd all together though.
>>> >;) Better say that I exclude Skuld before you label me as an Ecchi old
>>> >coot. ^_-
>>>
>>> Too late. ;)
>>
>> Well I tried to stop the label, but if that's the case, in she
>>goes. <splash!>
>
> <checks watch> 5...4...3...2...1.
>Belldandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!
<drools at Skuld's clothing that has become somewhat transparent by the
water> Oh my... got to stop that darn Ecchi thoughts ^_^; even if I'm still
young enough for them - unlike Mord ;-) <gives dry clothes to Skuld> Here,
you better put this on as long as I'm still able to hold back...
>--snip--
>>> The scary part is this makes sense to me. :\
>>> Besides, if
>>> you really got into a bubble bath with Belldandy, I'm sure she'd find a
>>> way to persuade the Almighty that you do deserve a rightful place in
>>>heaven. ;)
>>
>> I should re-reserve that table on cloud nine then? ;)
>
> <glances over at the shampoo-bottle wielding goddess>
> ....perhaps it's a bit early for that.
Well, I'd prefer a bubble bath with Skuld n_n (I just HAD to say that n_n;)
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>
> D'OH!! Stop that..
>
><< Perhaps if we kept the OT small... ;-) |>>
>
> <nods> That's why I snipped most of yer sig.. n_n
>
I think that won't help too much anymore...
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>
> --|<3<
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> ~*-*-*-*-*-*~
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NeoMercury
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> >Is anybody else thinking "Zoebob" here?
>> >
>> >Chris Schack
>>
>> Nope. We snip some of the text. o.O
>>
>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Aw hell. Maybe, but I've never experienced this "Zoebob".
>> --|O<
>Now, the one with CJ's definately a Zoebob. Note the multiple '>'s.
>This one's close, but not quite as annoying. =) A good hint is when
>DejaNews starts breaking your posts up into segments... ;) Now if
>you *want* a Zoebob, I can start you off with a few Final Fantasy
>references... ^_-
*whimper* No, I only recall the third one, I don't want to go
into it.. Oh man, I feel so guilty. >:| I don't mean to annoy people, but I
feel the need to respond to stuff addressed to me. Yes, I know that's why we
have this thing called "e-mail", and most likely I should get acquainted with
it.
>Hey Merc, what's with that lame 'O'? Where'd the heart go?? =o
<wail> I can't make any of you happy!!!
>Hydrus
~*-*~NeoMercurY and Sig Prototype #3~*-*~
--|<3< --|O<
^^^^^This is me conforming to the wants and needs of the
NG.
Now all I need is a quote.. :P
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> <<<Crisis Snipping Power>>>
> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
> BillSaturn~
> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
Your punishment isn't over. :)
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On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordy-sama wrote:
> > <Neflite..Nephrite...Nephlite...grrr... "that second dark kingdom
> >general with the long brown hair" laugh> Indeed they shall. But I guess
> >we *could* snip everything over 4 > in the future. ;)
> <snort> I suppose so. They do complain so. ;)
Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
> >-snip-
> > Which is why we weren't snipping before. ;)
>
> No, we weren't snipping before because no-one was yelling at us.
> n_n
Perhaps one more reply or so, then we should move it to email if
we still want to continue this... I think BillSaturn's learned his lesson,
don't you? ;)
--butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> > Before you know it, I'll be giving out 'as is' dolls to everyone
> >on the newsgroup. ;) I'll have to make sure that I keep suppy short
> >though to boost demand. ^_-
> Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil grin>
Just be sure to give me a day's notice so I can be sure to have
sufficient quantities available. <greedy greedy greedy grin>
-snip-
> > > Yes, golly good indeed. ha ha. bravo and all that. ;-)
> >> I should snip this but it was too damn funny. n_n;;;
> > That's me for you, too funny to ignore. ;)
> I have the strangest feeling I should be hitting
> you with something heavy right now, but you've been taking enough abuse the
> past few days, so.. :P
<blink> Hit me? Why would you ever want to hit an innocent old
wizard like myself... <hides bubblebath scene behind me>
> >> <grumble> wuss..
> > <reading lips> HEY! I heard that you *$^$*&!*(* ^%$@^$#&&@&& son,
> >er, daughter of a %$@&%#*!! ;)
> Oh yeah?! Well you can go kiss my #@!&*# #@&@)$& you
> #@^*#&@ #@_$#&@!! You wouldn't know an insult if it bit you on the @!&*#@
> #@)$&@$!
Yeah? And you're ugly. ^_- (That one never fails... of course
that means Pu will be by shortly to pound me into the ground again. ;)
-section elliminated... can't think of anything ^_^-
-more snipage-
> >> <muffled voice from inside the closet> Oh
> >> yeah, like the time we found out you enjoy wearing sailor fuku?
> > <sweatdrop> That was humor. I would prefer to dress up as Prince
> >Endymion... armor and all. ;-)
> Ohh...riiiiight...sure. I gotcha. <wink nudge>
>
Don't wink nudge me, it was the truth. ;-)
> >> --snip snip snip..once you start you can't stop..--
> > I know what you mean. ;)
> Damn, I try...but...it's so hard. <sob>
To stop or start? (eliminate one section, start a new one. ;)
-more snipage-
> > Naw! All of it should be focused on Bell... let's just cut Kei
> >out of it too. n_n Just Bell-chan.... Er, what? I'm joking.. really I
> >am! The occational shift to other characters is great, mind you, but I'm
> >just a big Bell&Kei fan. ^_^
> Well..Kei's alright for reasons beyond me, but
> Belldandy gets on my nerves sometimes. She's sweet and kind and pretty and
> all, but---well..that's exactly it. "NO! It's MY Keiichi!"
Are you imitating Bell or is that you talking. (Sounds like her,
but we can never be too sure about this sorta thing. ;)
-section eliminated-
-more snipage-
> > The one thing I'd hate to be on the recieving side of would be
> >Bell when she's *really* upset..
> > "Sister dearest, what did you do with these?"
> > The look she gave Urd would have stopped my heart. x_x
> Oh yeah.. *shudder* I found that particuarly
> unnerving. I always thought Bell was capable of no emotions other than
> euphoria.. :P
Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
-snip-
> > Nonononono! Bell wouldn't do that. She'd realize that since
> >they're both in the tub, it'd be more fun.. Keep in mind that Bell
> >wouldn't have any ecchi thoughts in her head either. ^_- Remember what I
> >said, Kei had to tell her to scream pervert the first time someone caught
> >her in the shower (Sayoko and Aoshima) and even then she almost forgot to.
> >Sheesh, Sayoko had to admit willingly that she was a peeping tom before
> >Bell knew what to do. ;)
> pff..oh fine, go and ruin my fun with your elongated,
> intelligent speeches. ;) I'm just gonna go hide in the closet now..
But it's true. ^_^ I mean, Bell said "Excuse me... What are you
doing? Are you one of those, umm, 'Peeping Toms'?" :)
> >> --snip--
> > Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair. What's
> >wrong with that. ^_-
> Right, we'll talk that over in the emergency room..
Really? Why the emergency roo*THWACK* <thud>
> > Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
> <points to halo> You missed a spot.
<Cleans spot with sleeve> Better? ;)
-snipage-
> >Asking for it? Me? ^_^;;
> No, more like beating down the door and demanding it..
Well give it to me then!! Cause:
> "I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer."
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NeoMercury
Mordenkainen and his 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
>> <<<Crisis Snipping Power>>>
>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
>
> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
<cue Zoi laugh> Yeah, well, it was only a matter of time. Don't say I
never warned the poor soul. ;)
>> BillSaturn~
>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
>
> Your punishment isn't over. :)
n_n I'm thouroughly enjoying this, and it's starting to scare me.
--snippage--
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Who lets someone else do the thinking so she can do the punishing. In the name
of Amichan!
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to seigi no bishoujo senshi ga! Amichan ni kawatte...oshioki yo!"
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"Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Sailor NeoMercury says!"
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen and the 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
>On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> Mordy-sama wrote:
>> > <Neflite..Nephrite...Nephlite...grrr... "that second dark kingdom
>> >general with the long brown hair" laugh> Indeed they shall. But I guess
>> >we *could* snip everything over 4 > in the future. ;)
>> <snort> I suppose so. They do complain so. ;)
>
> Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
Sure, they'll buy anything. ^_-
>> >-snip-
>> > Which is why we weren't snipping before. ;)
>>
>> No, we weren't snipping before because no-one was yelling at
us.
>> n_n
>
> Perhaps one more reply or so, then we should move it to email if
>we still want to continue this... I think BillSaturn's learned his lesson,
>don't you? ;)
Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want it on
paper, dammit! ^_-
--butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> > Before you know it, I'll be giving out 'as is' dolls to everyone
>> >on the newsgroup. ;) I'll have to make sure that I keep suppy short
>> >though to boost demand. ^_-
>> Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil grin>
>
> Just be sure to give me a day's notice so I can be sure to have
>sufficient quantities available. <greedy greedy greedy grin>
<takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one really
does look like a troll. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
-snip-
>> > That's me for you, too funny to ignore. ;)
>> I have the strangest feeling I should be hitting
>> you with something heavy right now, but you've been taking enough abuse the
>> past few days, so.. :P
>
> <blink> Hit me? Why would you ever want to hit an innocent old
>wizard like myself... <hides bubblebath scene behind me>
And yet, even he could not hide the screams
of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him. And yea, verily, it was
well deserved. :P
>> >> <grumble> wuss..
>> > <reading lips> HEY! I heard that you *$^$*&!*(* ^%$@^$#&&@&& son,
>> >er, daughter of a %$@&%#*!! ;)
>> Oh yeah?! Well you can go kiss my #@!&*# #@&@)$& you
>> #@^*#&@ #@_$#&@!! You wouldn't know an insult if it bit you on the >@!&*#@
#@)$&@$!
>
> Yeah? And you're ugly. ^_- (That one never fails... of course
>that means Pu will be by shortly to pound me into the ground again. ;)
Never around when she's needed...probably off
guarding the Gates of Time or some such nonsense, I really don't understand
the importance of that. Oh, by the way, you're mean and you stink!
>-section elliminated... can't think of anything ^_^-
>-more snipage-
>> >> <muffled voice from inside the closet> Oh
>> >> yeah, like the time we found out you enjoy wearing sailor fuku?
>> > <sweatdrop> That was humor. I would prefer to dress up as Prince
>> >Endymion... armor and all. ;-)
>> Ohh...riiiiight...sure. I gotcha. <wink
nudge>
>>
> Don't wink nudge me, it was the truth. ;-)
The first stage: Denial.
>> >> --snip snip snip..once you start you can't stop..--
>> > I know what you mean. ;)
>> Damn, I try...but...it's so hard. <sob>
>
> To stop or start? (eliminate one section, start a new one. ;)
Stop I suppose. --snips more text--
>> Well..Kei's alright for reasons beyond me,
but
>> Belldandy gets on my nerves sometimes. She's sweet and kind and pretty
>>and all, but---well..that's exactly it. "NO! It's MY Keiichi!"
>
> Are you imitating Bell or is that you talking. (Sounds like her,
>but we can never be too sure about this sorta thing. ;)
<shudder> No, not me. It just annoys me when she starts
bawling about how he's hers and no-one elses AND WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST
LEAVE HIM ALONE!?!?!?! It grates on my nerves. :\
>-section eliminated-
>-more snipage-
>> > The one thing I'd hate to be on the recieving side of would be
>> >Bell when she's *really* upset..
> >> "Sister dearest, what did you do with these?"
> >> The look she gave Urd would have stopped my heart. x_x
> > Oh yeah.. *shudder* I found that particuarly
> >unnerving. I always thought Bell was capable of no emotions other than
> >euphoria.. :P
>
> Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change of
pace every now and again. ;)
>-snip-
>> > Nonononono! Bell wouldn't do that. She'd realize that since
>> >they're both in the tub, it'd be more fun.. Keep in mind that Bell
>> >wouldn't have any ecchi thoughts in her head either. ^_- Remember what I
>> >said, Kei had to tell her to scream pervert the first time someone caught
>> >her in the shower (Sayoko and Aoshima) and even then she almost forgot to.
>> >Sheesh, Sayoko had to admit willingly that she was a peeping tom before
>> >Bell knew what to do. ;)
>> pff..oh fine, go and ruin my fun with your elongated,
>> intelligent speeches. ;) I'm just gonna go hide in the closet now..
>
> But it's true. ^_^ I mean, Bell said "Excuse me... What are you
>doing? Are you one of those, umm, 'Peeping Toms'?" :)
<nods> And they said yes. Wow, I thought even Sayoko
wasn't that stupid.. Of course she may have been drunk at the time. ;P
> >> --snip--
>> > Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair. What's
>> >wrong with that. ^_-
>> Right, we'll talk that over in the emergency
room..
>
> Really? Why the emergency roo*THWACK* <thud>
There there, Bell, the emotional scars will heal.. ;)
>> > Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
>> <points to halo> You missed a spot.
> <Cleans spot with sleeve> Better? ;)
Hm...you smeared it. :\
>-snipage-
>> >Asking for it? Me? ^_^;;
>> No, more like beating down the door and demanding it..
>
> Well give it to me then!! Cause:
> "I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer."
As you wish. <takes out Skuld's mallet> *THWACK!*
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Wow, two thwacks in one post.
Chris Schack
In article <19971104053...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) wrote:
>>NeoMercury wrote:
>>>
>>> >Is anybody else thinking "Zoebob" here?
>>> >
>>> >Chris Schack
>>>
>>> Nope. We snip some of the text. o.O
>>>
>>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> Aw hell. Maybe, but I've never experienced this "Zoebob".
>>> --|O<
>
>>Now, the one with CJ's definately a Zoebob. Note the multiple '>'s.
>>This one's close, but not quite as annoying. =) A good hint is when
>>DejaNews starts breaking your posts up into segments... ;) Now if
>>you *want* a Zoebob, I can start you off with a few Final Fantasy
>>references... ^_-
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
> *whimper* No, I only recall the third one, I don't want to go
> into it.. Oh man, I feel so guilty. >:| I don't mean to annoy people, but I
> feel the need to respond to stuff addressed to me. Yes, I know that's why we
> have this thing called "e-mail", and most likely I should get acquainted with
> it.
>
>>Hey Merc, what's with that lame 'O'? Where'd the heart go?? =o
>
> <wail> I can't make any of you happy!!!
You can please some of the people ... never mind, you know the rest.
>>Hydrus
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY and Sig Prototype #3~*-*~
> --|<3< --|O<
> ^^^^^This is me conforming to the wants and needs of the
> NG.
>Now all I need is a quote.. :P
Be careful what you ask for, you may get it.
http://www.interlog.com/~tmpmizer/sayings.html
Go there if you really want a quote. One of my personal choices is
the one about enemies behind bushes.
Chris Schack
Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>>NeoMercury wrote:
>>>
>>> >Is anybody else thinking "Zoebob" here?
>>> >
>>> >Chris Schack
<snipped the text which said that we snip the text ;-)>
>>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> Aw hell. Maybe, but I've never experienced this "Zoebob".
>>> --|O<
Hey, awesome sig! Cool that you took up my suggestion :-)
>>Now, the one with CJ's definately a Zoebob. Note the multiple '>'s.
>>This one's close, but not quite as annoying. =) A good hint is when
>>DejaNews starts breaking your posts up into segments... ;) Now if
>>you *want* a Zoebob, I can start you off with a few Final Fantasy
>>references... ^_-
>
> *whimper* No, I only recall the third one, I don't want to go
> into it.. Oh man, I feel so guilty. >:| I don't mean to annoy people,
> but I feel the need to respond to stuff addressed to me. Yes, I know
> that's why we have this thing called "e-mail", and most likely
> I should get acquainted with it.
Howdy... those "Zoebobs" are really nasty things ^_^;
>>Hey Merc, what's with that lame 'O'? Where'd the heart go?? =o
>
> <wail> I can't make any of you happy!!!
Hey, you made ME happy, and that's what counts! Don't let them irritate you,
the --|O< sig looks much better than your old --|<3< sig, really :-)
>>Hydrus
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY and Sig Prototype #3~*-*~
> --|<3< --|O<
> ^^^^^This is me conforming to the wants and needs of
> the NG.
>Now all I need is a quote.. :P
How abou this one: "You only read the instruction manual if there's
something you can't find out." - Skuld (ok, it's a shameless ripp-off from
someone else ;-)
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 4 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen and the 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
> >On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> > Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
> Sure, they'll buy anything. ^_-
Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
> >> >-snip-
> >> No, we weren't snipping before because no-one was yelling at
> us.
> >> n_n
> >
> > Perhaps one more reply or so, then we should move it to email if
> >we still want to continue this... I think BillSaturn's learned his lesson,
> >don't you? ;)
>
> Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want it on
> paper, dammit! ^_-
But you realize *that* could take weeks and *weeks* before the
paper arrives at your door. ^_-
> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil grin>
> >
> > Just be sure to give me a day's notice so I can be sure to have
> >sufficient quantities available. <greedy greedy greedy grin>
>
> <takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one really
> does look like a troll. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
<wicked wicked wicked wink>
> -snip-
> > <blink> Hit me? Why would you ever want to hit an innocent old
> >wizard like myself... <hides bubblebath scene behind me>
> And yet, even he could not hide the screams
> of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him. And yea, verily, it was
> well deserved. :P
And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
> > Yeah? And you're ugly. ^_- (That one never fails... of course
> >that means Pu will be by shortly to pound me into the ground again. ;)
> Never around when she's needed...probably off
> guarding the Gates of Time or some such nonsense, I really don't understand
> the importance of that. Oh, by the way, you're mean and you stink!
Yeah? Well you're short! ;)
> >-section elliminated... can't think of anything ^_^-
> >-more snipage-
> > Don't wink nudge me, it was the truth. ;-)
>
> The first stage: Denial.
>
Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
.. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
-section elliminated-
> > Are you imitating Bell or is that you talking. (Sounds like her,
> >but we can never be too sure about this sorta thing. ;)
>
> <shudder> No, not me. It just annoys me when she starts
> bawling about how he's hers and no-one elses AND WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST
> LEAVE HIM ALONE!?!?!?! It grates on my nerves. :\
But he *is* hers. ;) Bought him fair and square at the human
black market... really cheap too, she got change back from her twenty.
> >-section eliminated-
> >-more snipage-
> > >> "Sister dearest, what did you do with these?"
> > Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
>
> No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change of
> pace every now and again. ;)
Depression? Looked more like cold-blooded murder to me. If Urd
tried to lie, my bet would be on Bell-chan ripping off Urd's arm and
beating her with the wet end. ;)
> >-snip-
> >> pff..oh fine, go and ruin my fun with your elongated,
> >> intelligent speeches. ;) I'm just gonna go hide in the closet now..
> >
> > But it's true. ^_^ I mean, Bell said "Excuse me... What are you
> >doing? Are you one of those, umm, 'Peeping Toms'?" :)
>
> <nods> And they said yes. Wow, I thought even Sayoko
> wasn't that stupid.. Of course she may have been drunk at the time. ;P
Nah, she and Aoshima (They're cousins don't you know. ;) were
trying to get the goods on her. Sayoko got the great idea in her head
that if she "pushed the right buttons" Bell would do something
interesting. And she did... to the expense of Sayoko's camera and tape.
;)
> > >> --snip--
> >> > Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair. What's
> >> >wrong with that. ^_-
> >> Right, we'll talk that over in the emergency
> room..
> >
> > Really? Why the emergency roo*THWACK* <thud>
>
> There there, Bell, the emotional scars will heal.. ;)
Mine? x_x I'm more worried about the physical wounds.
> >> > Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
> >> <points to halo> You missed a spot.
> > <Cleans spot with sleeve> Better? ;)
>
> Hm...you smeared it. :\
Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
thing clean> How about now? ;)
> >-snipage-
> >> >Asking for it? Me? ^_^;;
> >> No, more like beating down the door and demanding it..
> >
> > Well give it to me then!! Cause:
> > "I can take a hint when it's applied with a sledgehammer."
>
> As you wish. <takes out Skuld's mallet> *THWACK!*
>
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> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
>
> <sniff> You have all the fun..
Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
> --|<3< * --|O<
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Tenchi Muyo
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>
>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
>> <<<Crisis Snipping Power>>>
>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
>
> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
>
>> BillSaturn~
>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
>
> Your punishment isn't over. :)
>
Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
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>
Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been happan)
if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe) this
thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus constructs
taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no typos
there!) Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
that he could ever get it ^_^
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 4 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> Mordenkainen and the 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
>> >On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> > Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
>> Sure, they'll buy anything. ^_-
>
> Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
Oh, you'd be surprised. ^_- This is the place where
no-one can decide whether or not Mako is bi...
>> >> >-snip-
>> >> Perhaps one more reply or so, then we should move it to email if
> >>we still want to continue this... I think BillSaturn's learned his lesson,
> >>don't you? ;)
>>
>> Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want it on
>> paper, dammit! ^_-
>
> But you realize *that* could take weeks and *weeks* before the
>paper arrives at your door. ^_-
Yes, but these days, we have this thing called
e-mail.. ;)
>> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> >> Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil grin>
>> >
>> > Just be sure to give me a day's notice so I can be sure to have
>> >sufficient quantities available. <greedy greedy greedy grin>
>>
>> <takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one really
>> does look like a troll. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
>
> So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
> <wicked wicked wicked wink>
Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
sneer>
>> -snip-
>> > <blink> Hit me? Why would you ever want to hit an innocent old
>> >wizard like myself... <hides bubblebath scene behind me>
>> And yet, even he could not hide the
screams
>> of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him. And yea, verily, it
>was well deserved. :P
>
> And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
>> > Yeah? And you're ugly. ^_- (That one never fails... of course
>> >that means Pu will be by shortly to pound me into the ground again. ;)
>> Never around when she's needed...probably off
>> guarding the Gates of Time or some such nonsense, I really don't understand
> the importance of that. Oh, by the way, you're mean and you stink!
>
> Yeah? Well you're short! ;)
Oh yeah!? Well your mother was a hamster and your father
smelled of elderberries! ;P
>> >-section elliminated... can't think of anything ^_^-
>> >-more snipage-
>> > Don't wink nudge me, it was the truth. ;-)
>>
>> The first stage: Denial.
>>
> Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
> .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi as
she finally loses her mind.
>-section elliminated-
>> <shudder> No, not me. It just annoys me when she starts
>> bawling about how he's hers and no-one elses AND WHY CAN'T YOU >>PEOPLE
JUST
>> LEAVE HIM ALONE!?!?!?! It grates on my nerves. :\
>
> But he *is* hers. ;) Bought him fair and square at the human
>black market... really cheap too, she got change back from her twenty.
pff, I don't care. I've got my Saffiru 'as is' doll,
that's all that matters anymore. ^_-
>> >-section eliminated-
>> >-more snipage-
>> > Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
>>
>> No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change of
>> pace every now and again. ;)
>
> Depression? Looked more like cold-blooded murder to me. If Urd
>tried to lie, my bet would be on Bell-chan ripping off Urd's arm and
>beating her with the wet end. ;)
Eh? Cold-blooded murder? Where do we get these
silly ideas? Anyway, Bell may be capable of getting a little edgy, but she
sure as hell can't amputate any limbs.. I'm not sure she'd want to, because
she quote "Loves _everyone_!" unquote.
>> >-snip-
>> > But it's true. ^_^ I mean, Bell said "Excuse me... What are you
>> >doing? Are you one of those, umm, 'Peeping Toms'?" :)
>>
>> <nods> And they said yes. Wow, I thought even
Sayoko
>> wasn't that stupid.. Of course she may have been drunk at the time. ;P
>
> Nah, she and Aoshima (They're cousins don't you know. ;) were
>trying to get the goods on her. Sayoko got the great idea in her head
>that if she "pushed the right buttons" Bell would do something
>interesting. And she did... to the expense of Sayoko's camera and tape.
>;)
Hmmph. This is turning into the "How Much Does
Mordenkainen Know About OMG! Thread". ;P I want my money back.
> > >> --snip--
>> >> > Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair.
What's
>> >> >wrong with that. ^_-
>> >> Right, we'll talk that over in the emergency
>> room..
>> >
>> > Really? Why the emergency roo*THWACK* <thud>
>>
>> There there, Bell, the emotional scars will heal.. ;)
>
> Mine? x_x I'm more worried about the physical wounds.
Not yours, hers! My, aren't we selfish this
evening? ^_-
>> >> > Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
>> >> <points to halo> You missed a spot.
>> > <Cleans spot with sleeve> Better? ;)
>>
>> Hm...you smeared it. :\
>
> Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
>thing clean> How about now? ;)
Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan hands..
>> >-snipage-
>> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
>>
>> <sniff> You have all the fun..
>
> Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
evening. ;P
>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
>> --|<3< * --|O<
>
> I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
Watch that you don't break your neck.
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> >Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
> >>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> >>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
> >> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
> >Looks just like it <bg> (BTW, isn't NeoMercury still sitting in the closet?)
> <muffled reply> Yessir. One might say I will eventually have the
> courage to come out of this closet..
I thought you came out earlier when I gave you that doll! Is
there some thought that's keeping you in there? ;)
> >>> BillSaturn~
> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
> >> Your punishment isn't over. :)
> >Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
> >Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
> Eh? Where'd you come from? I don't remember any Masaki boy around
> here.. ;)
You know..... By stepping into the thread again, he seems to have
doubled his punishment. <grin>
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> >Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
> Ditto.
Gosh, thanks! ^_^ Guess I'll use the ol 2 liner for my sig this
time then. ;)
> <<<The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been happan)
> if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe) this
> thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus constructs
> taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no typos
> there!)>>
> Um.
> > Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
> >that he could ever get it ^_^
> Uh..heh..yeah! n_n Setsuna all the way, I tell you.
But what about Ami?
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Oh yeah, and the girl with the blue hair, too..
-Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> > Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
>
> Oh, you'd be surprised. ^_- This is the place where
> no-one can decide whether or not Mako is bi...
To heck with Mako, What I wanna know is: Is Ami really gay? ;)
> >> Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want it on
> >> paper, dammit! ^_-
> >
> > But you realize *that* could take weeks and *weeks* before the
> >paper arrives at your door. ^_-
>
> Yes, but these days, we have this thing called
> e-mail.. ;)
Now how do you get a paper copy from email? ;)
> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> <takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one really
> >> does look like a TROLL. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
> > So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
> > <wicked wicked wicked wink>
> Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
> sneer>
<sweatdrop> Look above I capped my reference. <pointy pointy
pointy finger>
> >> -snip-
> >> of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him. And yea, verily, it
> >was well deserved. :P
> >
> > And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
>
> ..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
>
I love monty python. ^_^
-snip-
> > Yeah? Well you're short! ;)
>
> Oh yeah!? Well your mother was a hamster and your father
> smelled of elderberries! ;P
Hey! Leave my mother out of this. ;) .... Yours was a shrew.
-snip-
> >> The first stage: Denial.
> > Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi as
> she finally loses her mind.
Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
caused by stage three. ;)
> >-section elliminated-
> >> <shudder> No, not me. It just annoys me when she starts
> >> bawling about how he's hers and no-one elses AND WHY CAN'T YOU >>PEOPLE
> JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!?!?!?! It grates on my nerves. :\
> >
> > But he *is* hers. ;) Bought him fair and square at the human
> >black market... really cheap too, she got change back from her twenty.
> pff, I don't care. I've got my Saffiru 'as is' doll,
> that's all that matters anymore. ^_-
Yes, the 'as is' dolls are special, ne? ^_-
> >> >-more snipage-
> >> > Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
> >> No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change of
> >> pace every now and again. ;)
> > Depression? Looked more like cold-blooded murder to me. If Urd
> >tried to lie, my bet would be on Bell-chan ripping off Urd's arm and
> >beating her with the wet end. ;)
> Eh? Cold-blooded murder? Where do we get these
> silly ideas? Anyway, Bell may be capable of getting a little edgy, but she
> sure as hell can't amputate any limbs.. I'm not sure she'd want to, because
> she quote "Loves _everyone_!" unquote.
Normally that's the case, but if Urd believed that, do you think
she would have fell to her knees trembling? o_O Granted, she'd hate
herself afterwards. ;)
> >> >-snip-
> > Nah, she and Aoshima (They're cousins don't you know. ;) were
> >trying to get the goods on her. Sayoko got the great idea in her head
> >that if she "pushed the right buttons" Bell would do something
> >interesting. And she did... to the expense of Sayoko's camera and tape.
> >;)
> Hmmph. This is turning into the "How Much Does
> Mordenkainen Know About OMG! Thread". ;P I want my money back.
I only know what's in my comics. ^_^ I'm missing quite a few
though. ^^;;
-snip-
> >> There there, Bell, the emotional scars will heal.. ;)
> > Mine? x_x I'm more worried about the physical wounds.
> Not yours, hers! My, aren't we selfish this
> evening? ^_-
Verily. ;)
> > Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
> >thing clean> How about now? ;)
> Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan hands..
>
<sweatdrop> How forgetful of me.
But the halo is clean now?
> >> >-snipage-
> >> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
> >> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
> >> <sniff> You have all the fun..
> > Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
> Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
> evening. ;P
Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
> > I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
> Watch that you don't break your neck.
We'll see if I hit orbit first. ;)
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NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> >Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>
>> >>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
>> >>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
>> >> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
>> >Looks just like it <bg> (BTW, isn't NeoMercury still sitting in the
closet?)
>> <muffled reply> Yessir. One might say I will eventually have the
>> courage to come out of this closet..
> I thought you came out earlier when I gave you that doll! Is
>there some thought that's keeping you in there? ;)
Well, no. <walks out>
[....]
Um. For whatever reason I always thought this would have been a
little more triumphant feeling. <blink>
>> >>> BillSaturn~
>> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
>> >> Your punishment isn't over. :)
>> >Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
>> >Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
>> Eh? Where'd you come from? I don't remember any Masaki boy around
>> here.. ;)
> You know..... By stepping into the thread again, he seems to have
>doubled his punishment. <grin>
When will they learn? ^_^
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>> >Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
>> Ditto.
> Gosh, thanks! ^_^ Guess I'll use the ol 2 liner for my sig this
>time then. ;)
<sigh of relief>
>> <<<The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been
>happan)
>> if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe) this
>> thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus constructs
>> taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no typos
>> there!)>>
>> Um.
>> > Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
> >>that he could ever get it ^_^
>> Uh..heh..yeah! n_n Setsuna all the way, I tell you.
> But what about Ami?
I'm getting to that part...
A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! OK, not as great as the MI-NA-KO!
chant, but it'll do. ^_-
> -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
>Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> Mordenkainen wrote:
>> > Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
>>
>> Oh, you'd be surprised. ^_- This is the place
where
>> no-one can decide whether or not Mako is bi...
> To heck with Mako, What I wanna know is: Is Ami really gay? ;)
Only as gay as Minako. ^_-
>> >> Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want it
on
>> >> paper, dammit! ^_-
>> >
>> > But you realize *that* could take weeks and *weeks* before the
>> >paper arrives at your door. ^_-
>>
> > Yes, but these days, we have this thing called
> > e-mail.. ;)
> Now how do you get a paper copy from email? ;)
Well, we have these things called printers..
>> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> >> <takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one
>really
>> >> does look like a TROLL. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
>> > So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
>> > <wicked wicked wicked wink>
>> Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
>> sneer>
> <sweatdrop> Look above I capped my reference. <pointy pointy
>pointy finger>
Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to my
closet.
>> >> -snip-
>> >> of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him. And yea, >verily,
it
>> >was well deserved. :P
> >>
> >> And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
>>
>> ..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
>
> I love monty python. ^_^
Don't we all.. n_n
>-snip-
>> > Yeah? Well you're short! ;)
>>
>> Oh yeah!? Well your mother was a hamster and your father
>> smelled of elderberries! ;P
> Hey! Leave my mother out of this. ;) .... Yours was a shrew.
Yeah well, at least she didn't wear army boots..
>-snip-
>> >> The first stage: Denial.
>> > Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
>> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
>> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi
as
>> she finally loses her mind.
>
> Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
>caused by stage three. ;)
Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was
right all along. ^_-
>> >-section elliminated-
>> >> >-more snipage-
>> >> > Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
>> >> No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change
of
>> >> pace every now and again. ;)
>> > Depression? Looked more like cold-blooded murder to me. If Urd
>> >tried to lie, my bet would be on Bell-chan ripping off Urd's arm and
>> >beating her with the wet end. ;)
>> Eh? Cold-blooded murder? Where do we get these
>> silly ideas? Anyway, Bell may be capable of getting a little edgy, but she
>> sure as hell can't amputate any limbs.. I'm not sure she'd want to, because
>> she quote "Loves _everyone_!" unquote.
>
> Normally that's the case, but if Urd believed that, do you think
>she would have fell to her knees trembling? o_O
er..because...because Urd's had a surgery or two over
the past few years.. Legs like that don't come free, not even for a goddess.
^_-
>Granted, she'd hate herself afterwards. ;)
Until Keiichi came running along.. Hey, by the way,
where do Goddesses go when they die? ^_-
>> >> >-snip- of Sayoko's camera and tape.
> > Hmmph. This is turning into the "How Much Does
> > Mordenkainen Know About OMG! Thread". ;P I want my money back.
>
> I only know what's in my comics. ^_^ I'm missing quite a few
>though. ^^;;
Well, you're doing pretty well all the same...which
is quite unnerving.
>-snip-
> >> Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
> >>thing clean> How about now? ;)
>> Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan hands..
>>
> <sweatdrop> How forgetful of me.
> But the halo is clean now?
<snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
> > >> >-snipage-
>> >> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>> >> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
>> >> <sniff> You have all the fun..
>> > Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
>> Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
>> evening. ;P
>
> Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it?
^_-
>> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
> >> I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
> > Watch that you don't break your neck.
>
> We'll see if I hit orbit first. ;)
"It's a bird....it's a
plane...it's...it's...Mordenkainen."
"How anti-climatic is that?"
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
The *plush* Purple Melon
I'm bored. It's off topic. I'm coming in ^_^
NeoMercury wrote:
> The Evil Court Wizard wrote:
> >>On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> >> >Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
> >
> >> >>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> >> >>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
Well, according to some qoute, you'd regret it more if you never did it ;)
> >> >> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
> >> >Looks just like it <bg> (BTW, isn't NeoMercury still sitting in the
> closet?)
> >> <muffled reply> Yessir. One might say I will eventually have the
> >> courage to come out of this closet..
>
> > I thought you came out earlier when I gave you that doll! Is
> >there some thought that's keeping you in there? ;)
>
> Well, no. <walks out>
> [....]
> Um. For whatever reason I always thought this would have been a
> little more triumphant feeling. <blink>
Well, at least you didn't trip on the way out <grin> and, well....<the melon dashes
into the closet> bwahaha
> >> >>> BillSaturn~
> >> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
NEVER!! oh wait... i just joined...oh,well ^_^
>
>
> >> >> Your punishment isn't over. :)
> >> >Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
> >> >Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
> >> Eh? Where'd you come from? I don't remember any Masaki boy around
> >> here.. ;)
>
> > You know..... By stepping into the thread again, he seems to have
> >doubled his punishment. <grin>
>
> When will they learn? ^_^
Tuesday, august 7th, 2017.<munched Mords sig>
> >> >Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
> >> Ditto.
>
> > Gosh, thanks! ^_^ Guess I'll use the ol 2 liner for my sig this
> >time then. ;)
>
> <sigh of relief>
Darn, they are pretty tasty ^_^
> >> <<<The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been
> >happan)
> >> if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe) this
> >> thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus constructs
> >> taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no typos
> >> there!)>>
> >> Um.
I agree ^_^
> >> > Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
> > >>that he could ever get it ^_^
> >> Uh..heh..yeah! n_n Setsuna all the way, I tell you.
>
> > But what about Ami?
>
> I'm getting to that part...
> A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! OK, not as great as the MI-NA-KO!
> chant, but it'll do. ^_-
For now but we (hey i'm putting on airs) expect you to come up with a better one
soon ;)
>
>
> > -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
> You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
>
> >Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
>
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
The *plush* Purple Melon (and Nathanial)
The Knave of Sporks
Who wishes Urd would climb out of his TV ;)
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NeoMercury wrote:
>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>>On 4 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> Mordenkainen and the 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
>>> >On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> > Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
>>> Sure, they'll buy anything. ^_-
>>
>> Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
>
> Oh, you'd be surprised. ^_- This is the place
> where no-one can decide whether or not Mako is bi...
>
>>> >> >-snip-
>>> >> Perhaps one more reply or so, then we should move it to email if
>> >>we still want to continue this... I think BillSaturn's learned his
>> >>lesson, don't you? ;)
>>>
>>> Judging from the last post, I'd say yes, but I want
>>> it on paper, dammit! ^_-
>>
>> But you realize *that* could take weeks and *weeks* before the
>>paper arrives at your door. ^_-
>
> Yes, but these days, we have this thing called
> e-mail.. ;)
>
Hey, you could scan the paper and the send it per e-mail... n_n
>>> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>>> >> Hey, you know I'll be back for more of em.. <evil evil evil
>>> >> grin>
>>> >
>>> > Just be sure to give me a day's notice so I can be sure to have
>>> >sufficient quantities available. <greedy greedy greedy grin>
>>>
>>> <takes out catalogue> Hm..you know what? The Rubeus one
>>> really does look like a troll. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
>>
>> So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
>> <wicked wicked wicked wink>
>
> Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
> sneer>
No, but I think Rubeus has a problem himself <big big big grin>
>>> -snip-
>>> > <blink> Hit me? Why would you ever want to hit an innocent old
>>> >wizard like myself... <hides bubblebath scene behind me>
>>> And yet, even he could not hide the
>>> screams of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" ;) So she hit him.
>>> And yea, verily,it
>>> was well deserved. :P
>>
>> And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
>
> ..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
>
Wasn't that the reason for the rejoycing?
>>> > Yeah? And you're ugly. ^_- (That one never fails... of course
>>> >that means Pu will be by shortly to pound me into the ground again. ;)
>>> Never around when she's needed...probably off
>>> guarding the Gates of Time or some such nonsense, I really don't
>>> understand the importance of that. Oh, by the way, you're mean
>>> and you stink!
>>
>> Yeah? Well you're short! ;)
>
> Oh yeah!? Well your mother was a hamster and your father
> smelled of elderberries! ;P
>
Together this makes a mean, shortlegged hamster which stinks of elderberries
^_^; I pity that poor creature...
>>> >-section elliminated... can't think of anything ^_^-
>>> >-more snipage-
>>> > Don't wink nudge me, it was the truth. ;-)
>>>
>>> The first stage: Denial.
>>>
>> Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
>> .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
>
> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi
> as she finally loses her mind.
>
Fourth Stage: Throwing in a mean, shortlegged hamster which stinks of
elderberries and then abuses the abuser.
>>-section elliminated-
>>> <shudder> No, not me. It just annoys me when she
>>> starts bawling about how he's hers and no-one elses AND WHY
>>> CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST
>>> LEAVE HIM ALONE!?!?!?! It grates on my nerves. :\
>>
>> But he *is* hers. ;) Bought him fair and square at the human
>>black market... really cheap too, she got change back from her twenty.
>
> pff, I don't care. I've got my Saffiru 'as is'
> doll, that's all that matters anymore. ^_-
>
Wait... this change, was it something like 19,95?
>>> >-section eliminated-
>>> >-more snipage-
>>> > Admit it, you're jealous of her. ;P
>>>
>>> No, actually, a bout of depression is a nice change
>>> of pace every now and again. ;)
>>
>> Depression? Looked more like cold-blooded murder to me. If Urd
>>tried to lie, my bet would be on Bell-chan ripping off Urd's arm and
>>beating her with the wet end. ;)
>
> Eh? Cold-blooded murder? Where do we get these
> silly ideas? Anyway, Bell may be capable of getting a little edgy, but
> she sure as hell can't amputate any limbs.. I'm not sure she'd want
> to, because she quote "Loves _everyone_!" unquote.
>
Right. Bell-chan won't amputate limps, and she also won't rip off ears or
noses.
>>> >-snip-
>>> > But it's true. ^_^ I mean, Bell said "Excuse me... What are you
>>> >doing? Are you one of those, umm, 'Peeping Toms'?" :)
>>>
>>> <nods> And they said yes. Wow, I thought even
>>> Sayoko wasn't that stupid.. Of course she may have been drunk
>>> at the time. ;P
>>
>> Nah, she and Aoshima (They're cousins don't you know. ;) were
>>trying to get the goods on her. Sayoko got the great idea in her head
>>that if she "pushed the right buttons" Bell would do something
>>interesting. And she did... to the expense of Sayoko's camera and tape.
>>;)
>
> Hmmph. This is turning into the "How Much Does
> Mordenkainen Know About OMG! Thread". ;P I want my money back.
>
Here you go. <gives money back to NeoMercury>
>> > >> --snip--
>>> >> > Bell's only getting some out for Skuld to wash her hair.
>>> >> > What's wrong with that. ^_-
>>> >> Right, we'll talk that over in the
>>> >> emergency room..
>>> >
>>> > Really? Why the emergency roo*THWACK* <thud>
>>>
>>> There there, Bell, the emotional scars will heal.. ;)
>>
>> Mine? x_x I'm more worried about the physical wounds.
>
> Not yours, hers! My, aren't we selfish this
> evening? ^_-
>
Yeah... some people just want anything for themselves ;-)
>>> >> > Stop what? <Innocent halo over head>
>>> >> <points to halo> You missed a spot.
>>> > <Cleans spot with sleeve> Better? ;)
>>>
>>> Hm...you smeared it. :\
>>
>> Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
>>thing clean> How about now? ;)
>
> Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan hands..
>
And look, the detergent was too strong! It ate a hole into your halo ^_^;
>>> >-snipage-
>>> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>>> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
>>>
>>> <sniff> You have all the fun..
>>
>> Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
>
> Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
> evening. ;P
>
Where there are three goddesses in at tub, there's still place for me! Now,
move a little to the side, Bell-chan, and I'll come in! Belldandy: "Oh, of
course, come in and join us!" <moves beside and Tenchi enters the tub
between her and Skuld> Ah, this is just what I needed ^_^
>>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
>>> --|<3< * --|O<
>>
>> I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
>
> Watch that you don't break your neck.
>
No... to do this he'd have to move faster ;-)
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> --|<3< * --|O<
>"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>
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>
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>
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NeoMercury wrote:
>Oh yeah!? Well your mother was a hamster and your father
> smelled of elderberries! ;P
G.Rice
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On Fri, 7 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> NeoMercury wrote:
> >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >>>On 4 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >>> Mordenkainen and the 'as is' Esmerodo doll wrote:
> >>> >On 3 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >>> > Must we remind them that we're only human? ;)
> >>> Sure, they'll buy anything. ^_-
> >>
> >> Shush!! They won't if we say that. ^_^
> >
> > Oh, you'd be surprised. ^_- This is the place
> > where no-one can decide whether or not Mako is bi...
> >
> No-one? Not even Mako herself? ;-)
Mako isn't here. And I think I might repost a certain story which
speculates on the consequences if she was.
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Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> >>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> >> >>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
> >> >> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
> >> >Looks just like it <bg> (BTW, isn't NeoMercury still sitting in the
> closet?)
> >> <muffled reply> Yessir. One might say I will eventually have the
> >> courage to come out of this closet..
> > I thought you came out earlier when I gave you that doll! Is
> >there some thought that's keeping you in there? ;)
> Well, no. <walks out>
> [....]
> Um. For whatever reason I always thought this would have been a
> little more triumphant feeling. <blink>
As do we all. ^_-
> >> >>> BillSaturn~
> >> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
> >> >> Your punishment isn't over. :)
> >> >Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
> >> >Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
> >> Eh? Where'd you come from? I don't remember any Masaki boy around
> >> here.. ;)
> > You know..... By stepping into the thread again, he seems to have
> >doubled his punishment. <grin>
>
> When will they learn? ^_^
Tsk tsk. Yes... When!
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> >> >Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
> >> Ditto.
> > Gosh, thanks! ^_^ Guess I'll use the ol 2 liner for my sig this
> >time then. ;)
> <sigh of relief>
I resent that, my sigs plenty fine. (Damn you Artemis, you've got
me saying that!! ;)
> >> <<<The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been
> >happan)
> >> if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe) this
> >> thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus constructs
> >> taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no typos
> >> there!)>>
> >> Um.
> >> > Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
> > >>that he could ever get it ^_^
> >> Uh..heh..yeah! n_n Setsuna all the way, I tell you.
> > But what about Ami?
>
> I'm getting to that part...
> A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! OK, not as great as the MI-NA-KO!
> chant, but it'll do. ^_-
For now anyway. ^_-
> > -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
> You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
<ecchi thought surpressed... but added to other threads visuals...
can we say scene switch. ;>
> >Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
> Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
That's how we like'em. ;)
-Mordenkainen
<comment on skuld's abuse of other people deleted due to obvious hentai
interpretations that sprung to mind after writing it.>
And... we seem to have lost our third party to this second thread. ;)
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> > To heck with Mako, What I wanna know is: Is Ami really gay? ;)
>
> Only as gay as Minako. ^_-
>
So they ARE! (or bi at least. ;) That would explain that story I
read... explains it very well indeed! And here I was thinking they were
being written out of character... Mord No Baka! ;)
> > Now how do you get a paper copy from email? ;)
>
> Well, we have these things called printers..
Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way. ^_-
> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> >> does look like a TROLL. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
> >> > So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
> >> > <wicked wicked wicked wink>
> >> Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
> >> sneer>
> > <sweatdrop> Look above I capped my reference. <pointy pointy
> >pointy finger>
> Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to my
> closet.
^_^ <laughing laughing laughing... and laughing> ;)
> >> >> -snip-
> > >> And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
> >> ..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
> > I love monty python. ^_^
> Don't we all.. n_n
You'd have to be strange to hate it. ^_^ Hopefully I'll be able
to see another movie by the end of the year. ;)
> >-snip-
> > Hey! Leave my mother out of this. ;) .... Yours was a shrew.
> Yeah well, at least she didn't wear army boots..
No, yours wore skydiving boots.
> >-snip-
> >> >> The first stage: Denial.
> >> > Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
> >> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
> >> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi
> as
> >> she finally loses her mind.
> >
> > Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
> >caused by stage three. ;)
>
> Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was
> right all along. ^_-
Sixth Stage: Denial ;)
> >> >-section elliminated-
> > Normally that's the case, but if Urd believed that, do you think
> >she would have fell to her knees trembling? o_O
> er..because...because Urd's had a surgery or two over
> the past few years.. Legs like that don't come free, not even for a goddess.
> ^_-
I thought they looked too fine to be the real deal. ;)
> >Granted, she'd hate herself afterwards. ;)
> Until Keiichi came running along.. Hey, by the way,
> where do Goddesses go when they die? ^_-
I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...
Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
> >> >> >-snip- of Sayoko's camera and tape.
> > > Hmmph. This is turning into the "How Much Does
> > > Mordenkainen Know About OMG! Thread". ;P I want my money back.
> > I only know what's in my comics. ^_^ I'm missing quite a few
> >though. ^^;;
> Well, you're doing pretty well all the same...which
> is quite unnerving.
Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised
that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
> >-snip-
> > >> Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
> > >>thing clean> How about now? ;)
> >> Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan hands..
> > <sweatdrop> How forgetful of me.
> > But the halo is clean now?
> <snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
Huh? <looks behind at big, leathery bat wings.> >_< D'OH!
-snip-
> >> >> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
> >> >> <sniff> You have all the fun..
> >> > Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
> >> Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
> >> evening. ;P
> > Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
>
> Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it? ^_-
The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
> >> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> >> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
> > >> I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
> > > Watch that you don't break your neck.
> > We'll see if I hit orbit first. ;)
>
> "It's a bird....it's a
> plane...it's...it's...Mordenkainen."
> "How anti-climatic is that?"
Aw man, what a rip. I thought it'd be Super man!! That would have
been original. Sigh, oh well, it's better than a flying neo senshi. ^_-
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BillSaturn
Hey guys, let's just change the thread name to something else ok?
BillSaturn~
Desperatly waiting for the end.
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NeoMercury
>Hey guys, let's just change the thread name to something else ok?
>
>BillSaturn~
Does it haunt you that much?
In that case..
It's staying the same. ^_-
>Desperatly waiting for the end.
Don't hold yer breath.
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
So, which sign do _you_ prefer? :P
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> Mordenkainen wrote:
>> > To heck with Mako, What I wanna know is: Is Ami really gay? ;)
>>
>> Only as gay as Minako. ^_-
>>
> So they ARE! (or bi at least. ;) That would explain that story I
>read... explains it very well indeed! And here I was thinking they were
>being written out of character... Mord No Baka! ;)
possibly gay, and Mordenkainen is baka! ;)
>> > Now how do you get a paper copy from email? ;)
>>
>> Well, we have these things called printers..
>
> Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way. ^_-
Oh, you know me, always trying to get out of as much as
work as possible.. What's wrong with that, may I ask?
>> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> >> >> does look like a TROLL. <disgusted disgusted disgusted look>
>> >> > So long as he doesn't learn how to post, it's fine. ;)
>> >> > <wicked wicked wicked wink>
>> >> Do you have a problem with Rubeus? <angry angry angry
>> >> sneer>
>> > <sweatdrop> Look above I capped my reference. <pointy pointy
>> >pointy finger>
>> Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to
my
>> closet.
>
> ^_^ <laughing laughing laughing... and laughing> ;)
;_; <sobbing sobbing sobbing...and sniffling>
>> >> >> -snip-
>> > >> And there was much rejoicing. <yay>
>> >> ..they were forced to eat the minstrels.. ;P
>> > I love monty python. ^_^
>> Don't we all.. n_n
>
> You'd have to be strange to hate it. ^_^ Hopefully I'll be able
>to see another movie by the end of the year. ;)
Ehh? Another MP movie or another movie period? o_O
>> >-snip-
>> > Hey! Leave my mother out of this. ;) .... Yours was a shrew.
>> Yeah well, at least she didn't wear army boots..
>
> No, yours wore skydiving boots.
Skydiving happens to be very "in" these days.. ^_-
>> >-snip-
>> >> >> The first stage: Denial.
>> >> > Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a
bat...
>> >> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
> >>> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said
NeoSenshi
>> as
>> >> she finally loses her mind.
> >>
> >> Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
>> >caused by stage three. ;)
>>
>> Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was
>> right all along. ^_-
>
> Sixth Stage: Denial ;)
Ahh, I get it. It's one a them vicious cycles, isn't it?
^_-
>> >> >-section elliminated-
>> > Normally that's the case, but if Urd believed that, do you think
>> >she would have fell to her knees trembling? o_O
>> er..because...because Urd's had a surgery or two
over
>> the past few years.. Legs like that don't come free, not even for a
goddess.
>> ^_-
>
> I thought they looked too fine to be the real deal. ;)
And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without
me?
>> >Granted, she'd hate herself afterwards. ;)
>> Until Keiichi came running along.. Hey, by the
way,
>> where do Goddesses go when they die? ^_-
>
> I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...
>Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
"Children! Clap your hands and believe!" Say it
isn't so, Urd-sama.. ;_;
>> >> >> >-snip-
>> > I only know what's in my comics. ^_^ I'm missing quite a few
>> >though. ^^;;
> > Well, you're doing pretty well all the
same...which
>> is quite unnerving.
>
> Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised
>that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
*sigh* Where is that girl when I need her?! ^_- I need to
borrow the BAK..
>> >-snip-
>> > >> Fine. <throws halo into sink with detergent, scrubs the entire
>> > >>thing clean> How about now? ;)
>> >> Oh, for goddess' sake, now you've got dishpan
hands..
>> > <sweatdrop> How forgetful of me.
>> > But the halo is clean now?
>> <snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
> Huh? <looks behind at big, leathery bat wings.> >_< D'OH!
Yeah. Exactly.
>-snip-
>> >> >> >| Rub a dub dub, Three goddesses in a tub. ;) |
>> >> >> <sniff> You have all the fun..
>> >> > Well fine, if you wanna jump in too, be my guess... ;)
>> >> Normally I'd say yes, but I'm already <ahem> busy this
>> >> evening. ;P
>> > Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
>>
>> Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it? ^_-
>
> The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
<eyelid twitch> Lemmie borrow one of those sometime? ^_-
>> >> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> >> Wow, two thwacks in one post.
>> > >> I'm moving up in the world.. at 50 miles per hour.
>> > > Watch that you don't break your neck.
>> > We'll see if I hit orbit first. ;)
>>
>> "It's a bird....it's a
>> plane...it's...it's...Mordenkainen."
>> "How anti-climactic is that?"
>
> Aw man, what a rip. I thought it'd be Super man!! That would have
>been original. Sigh, oh well, it's better than a flying neo senshi. ^_-
*snort* How do you know?! Oh..wait..nevermind. <ahem>
Senshi fuku weren't exactly designed for flying.. <tugs at skirt and
grumbles>
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While you're busy, I think maybe the goddesses need some company..
n_n
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
"Who, me? Oh, I'm just the back scrubber.."
Tenchi Muyo
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>
>On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> >>> ::sigh:: I regret ever making this thread......O_o
>
>> >> >> Hear that NeoMercury? It worked. ^_-
>> >> >Looks just like it <bg> (BTW, isn't NeoMercury still sitting in the
>> closet?)
>> >> <muffled reply> Yessir. One might say I will eventually
have the
>> >> courage to come out of this closet..
>> > I thought you came out earlier when I gave you that doll! Is
>> >there some thought that's keeping you in there? ;)
>> Well, no. <walks out>
>> [....]
>> Um. For whatever reason I always thought this would have
been a
>> little more triumphant feeling. <blink>
>
> As do we all. ^_-
>
>> >> >>> BillSaturn~
>> >> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
Hey, that makes already 7 '>'. We're becoming better ;-)
>> >> >> Your punishment isn't over. :)
>> >> >Yeah... let's tease him a little more <sneer>
>> >> >Feel the wrath of the thread! (what are we nasty again ;-)
>> >> Eh? Where'd you come from? I don't remember any Masaki boy
around
>> >> here.. ;)
>> > You know..... By stepping into the thread again, he seems to have
>> >doubled his punishment. <grin>
>>
>> When will they learn? ^_^
>
> Tsk tsk. Yes... When!
>
"When it's the time for a good rhyme." Me n_n
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>> |________________________________________________________________|
>> >> >Left Mord's sig in for BillSaturn's pleasure... n_n
>> >> Ditto.
>> > Gosh, thanks! ^_^ Guess I'll use the ol 2 liner for my sig this
>> >time then. ;)
>> <sigh of relief>
>
> I resent that, my sigs plenty fine. (Damn you Artemis, you've got
>me saying that!! ;)
>
I second that!
>> >> <<<The thought just occured to me - what would happen (would haf-been
>> >happan)
>> >> if BillSaturn would try (willon haf-tryd) to evade (willon haf-evathe)
this
>> >> thread just by jumping some days forward in the time? (Tempus
constructs
>> >> taken from Dr. Dan Streetmakers Tempus book for the Timetraveller - no
typos
>> >> there!)>>
>> >> Um.
>> >> > Then again I think that Pluto guards the Key of time far too well as
>> > >>that he could ever get it ^_^
>> >> Uh..heh..yeah! n_n Setsuna all the way, I tell you.
>> > But what about Ami?
>>
>> I'm getting to that part...
>> A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! OK, not as great as the
MI-NA-KO!
>> chant, but it'll do. ^_-
>
> For now anyway. ^_-
>
The MI-NA-KO! chant is best! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! Now,
this sounds really great! n_n
>> > -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
>> You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
>
> <ecchi thought surpressed... but added to other threads visuals...
>can we say scene switch. ;>
>
We can say it - but do we want to? ;-)
>> >Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
>> Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
>
> That's how we like'em. ;)
>
You perhaps - but not me ^_^;
> -Mordenkainen
><comment on skuld's abuse of other people deleted due to obvious hentai
>interpretations that sprung to mind after writing it.>
>And... we seem to have lost our third party to this second thread. ;)
>
Doh!
Jared 'The Zucchini Guy' Putnam
Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>
> Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
> >
> >On 6 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> >> >>On 4 Nov 1997, BillSaturn wrote:
> >> >> >>> BillSaturn~
> >> >> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
>
> Hey, that makes already 7 '>'. We're becoming better ;-)
Eight.
> >> > But what about Ami?
> >>
> >> I'm getting to that part...
> >> A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! A-MI! OK, not as great as the
> MI-NA-KO!
> >> chant, but it'll do. ^_-
> >
> > For now anyway. ^_-
> >
> The MI-NA-KO! chant is best! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! Now,
Hah! AM-MI-CHAN! A-MI-CHAN! A-MI-CHAN! A-MI-CHAN!
That just has a better sound than the Minako chant.
Zucchini kawatte, oshioki yo!
Tenchi Muyo
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>
<snipperus maximus>
>> The MI-NA-KO! chant is best! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO!
>> Now, this sounds really great! n_n
>
> So True, so true. ^_^
>
Just once more because it's so great:
MI-NA-KO n_n MI-NA-KO o_n MI-NA-KO n_o MI-NA-KO o_o
>> >> > -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
>> >> You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
>> > <ecchi thought surpressed... but added to other threads visuals...
>> >can we say scene switch. ;>
>> We can say it - but do we want to? ;-)
>
> Not really. ;)
>
Thats what I supposed ;-)
>> >> >Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
>> >> Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
>> > That's how we like'em. ;)
>> You perhaps - but not me ^_^;
>
> No comment. ;)
>
No comment to the left out comment ^_^;
>> > -Mordenkainen
>> ><comment on skuld's abuse of other people deleted due to obvious hentai
>> >interpretations that sprung to mind after writing it.>
>> >And... we seem to have lost our third party to this second thread. ;)
>> Doh!
>
> Heh, guess I'll leave too. Although threads can always show up in
>email... I'm working on <counts> 4 as it is now. ;)
>
Really? I didn't get any... Perhaps you can help ^_^
>> Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
>> Manga Buddha O:-)
>> "Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
>
> "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas." Amanda said!
>
<ROTFL> Good interpretation ;-)
>> ("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
>
> <grumble> Close enough.
>
You're really making progress ;-)
> -Mordenkainen
>Ok Bill, your time is up, you may now walk free with the rest of us as
>this nasty reminder of your little joke will finally die. ^_-
>
--
Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
Manga Buddha O:-)
"Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On Fri, 7 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>> Should we throw a "welcome back from the closet" party? ^_^
>
>BillSaturn has learned his lesson.
Yadamon! I'm still here! Hey everyone, I--- [.....]
<crickets> Aw, CRIPES!
>> >> >> >>> BillSaturn~
>> >> >> >>> For the love of god, lets just quit it!
>>
>> Hey, that makes already 7 '>'. We're becoming better ;-)
>
> Maybe, but it's also losing it's fun. ^_-
<snort> Yeah, being in a thread all by your lonesome
definitely lowers the excitement factor..
>-snip-
>> The MI-NA-KO! chant is best! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! MI-NA-KO! >Now,
>> this sounds really great! n_n
>
> So True, so true. ^_^
Although not as great as AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! And you
can thank the Zucchini guy for that one..
>> >> > -Evil Lord Mordenkainen - What's keeping you in the closet NM? ;)
>> >> You know who. She's worth waiting for. ^_-
>> > <ecchi thought surpressed... but added to other threads visuals...
>> >can we say scene switch. ;>
>> We can say it - but do we want to? ;-)
>
> Not really. ;)
"Ecchi though supressed... but added to other threads visuals...
can we say scene switch." What was so bad about that?
>> >> >Aoshima and Sayoko are cousins.
>> >> Belldandy is a boring old biddy. ;)
>> > That's how we like'em. ;)
>> You perhaps - but not me ^_^;
>
> No comment. ;)
Wuss. ^_-
>> > -Mordenkainen
>> ><comment on skuld's abuse of other people deleted due to obvious hentai
>> >interpretations that sprung to mind after writing it.>
>> >And... we seem to have lost our third party to this second thread. ;)
>> Doh!
>
> Heh, guess I'll leave too. Although threads can always show up in
>email... I'm working on <counts> 4 as it is now. ;)
<sniff> Fine, just so long as I'm the last one here.. In a way,
it's sort of a rite of passage for me.. <choke> I grew up a little this
day..
>> Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
>> Manga Buddha O:-)
>> "Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
>
> "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas." Amanda said!
Enough said..
>> ("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
>
> <grumble> Close enough.
Hey, I never disagree with your translations. You really should start
a fandub. ^_-
> -Mordenkainen
>Ok Bill, your time is up, you may now walk free with the rest of us as
>this nasty reminder of your little joke will finally die. ^_-
Well, it won't be mentioned as much. ;)
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Moving on...
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On 7 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> Only as gay as Minako. ^_-
> > So they ARE! (or bi at least. ;) That would explain that story I
> >read... explains it very well indeed! And here I was thinking they were
> >being written out of character... Mord No Baka! ;)
>
> Yes folks, you heard it here first! Minako is bisexual,
> possibly gay, and Mordenkainen is baka! ;)
Hmmm, Sorry Bill. Guess it's still on. ^_-
And I'm not baka! .... stop laughing... I said STOP!
> >> Well, we have these things called printers..
> > Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way. ^_-
>
> Oh, you know me, always trying to get out of as much as
> work as possible.. What's wrong with that, may I ask?
<looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to my closet.
> > ^_^ <laughing laughing laughing... and laughing> ;)
>
> ;_; <sobbing sobbing sobbing...and sniffling>
Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
> >> >> >> -snip-
> > You'd have to be strange to hate it. ^_^ Hopefully I'll be able
> >to see another movie by the end of the year. ;)
>
> Ehh? Another MP movie or another movie period? o_O
>
Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
months. BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
> >> >-snip-
> > No, yours wore skydiving boots.
>
> Skydiving happens to be very "in" these days.. ^_-
>
Not when she forgets her parachute. ^_^
> >> >-snip-
> >> >> >> The first stage: Denial.
> Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
> >> >> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
> > >>> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi as
> >> >> she finally loses her mind.
> > >> Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
> >> > caused by stage three. ;)
> >> Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was right
> > all along. ^_-
> > Sixth Stage: Denial ;)
>
> Ahh, I get it. It's one a them vicious cycles, isn't it?
> ^_-
Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
occurred in stage 5. ^_-
> >> >> >-section elliminated-
> > I thought they looked too fine to be the real deal. ;)
>
> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
> > I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...
> >Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
> "Children! Clap your hands and believe!" Say it
> isn't so, Urd-sama.. ;_;
You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> > Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised
> >that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
>
> *sigh* Where is that girl when I need her?! ^_- I need to
> borrow the BAK..
I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
> >> >-snip-
> >> <snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
> > Huh? <looks behind at big, leathery bat wings.> >_< D'OH!
>
> Yeah. Exactly.
Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
> >-snip-
> >> > Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
> >> Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it? ^_-
> > The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
>
> <eyelid twitch> Lemmie borrow one of those sometime? ^_-
Just wait til I get the SVHS copies done up. ^_- (For
distributers you understand. ;)
> >> >> >> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> "It's a bird....it's a
> >> plane...it's...it's...Mordenkainen."
> >> "How anti-climactic is that?"
> > Aw man, what a rip. I thought it'd be Super man!! That would have
> >been original. Sigh, oh well, it's better than a flying neo senshi. ^_-
>
> *snort* How do you know?! Oh..wait..nevermind. <ahem>
> Senshi fuku weren't exactly designed for flying.. <tugs at skirt and
> grumbles>
But they seem to be designed for gliding. <the high jumps they
manage with'em. ;)
> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
> >| "Wasn't me touching her pixels. Honest!" |
>
> Sure, that's what they all say.. It's all good fun til someone
> gets hurt..
But no one's been hurt yet. <thinks back> Nevermind... but it's
still fun. ;)
> >| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (King of the Forks. ;-) |
> >| Wow! I can see Hawaii from up here! ;) |
>
> While you're busy, I think maybe the goddesses need some company..
> n_n
Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> "Who, me? Oh, I'm just the back scrubber.."
<grin> Guess Bell's wondering why there's 2 back scrubbers now...
but is pleased that there are people that care enough to do good deeds for
others. ;)
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 7 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> Mordenkainen wrote:
>> Yes folks, you heard it here first! Minako is
bisexual,
>> possibly gay, and Mordenkainen is baka! ;)
>
> Hmmm, Sorry Bill. Guess it's still on. ^_-
<sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
here. ^_-
> And I'm not baka! .... stop laughing... I said STOP!
<snicker> I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing at
something that..ehhehe..happened earlier today..and it involved you and a
sailor fuku--er..wait..nevermind. =_= That wasn't supposed to go that way.
o_O
>>
>> Oh, you know me, always trying to get out of as much
as
>> work as possible.. What's wrong with that, may I ask?
>
> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
Just add that to the pile in the basement
downstairs..
>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> >> Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to my closet.
>> > ^_^ <laughing laughing laughing... and laughing> ;)
>>
>> ;_; <sobbing sobbing sobbing...and sniffling>
>
> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody smear on
the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been beaten today.
>> >> >> >> -snip-
>> > You'd have to be strange to hate it. ^_^ Hopefully I'll be able
>> >to see another movie by the end of the year. ;)
>>
>> Ehh? Another MP movie or another movie period? o_O
>>
> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
>months.
You go! ^_-
>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm broke.
n_n;;
> >> >-snip-
>> > No, yours wore skydiving boots.
>>
>> Skydiving happens to be very "in" these days.. ^_-
>>
> Not when she forgets her parachute. ^_^
Yes, but I sure wasn't complaining about what
happened when she hit the ground at unworldy speeds.. n_n
>> >> >-snip-
>> >> >> >> The first stage: Denial.
>> Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
>> >> >> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
>> > >>> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi as
>> >> >> she finally loses her mind.
>> > >> Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
>> >> > caused by stage three. ;)
>> >> Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was right
>> > all along. ^_-
>> > Sixth Stage: Denial ;)
>>
>> Ahh, I get it. It's one a them vicious cycles, isn't
it?
>> ^_-
>
> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
"vicious cycle".
>> >> >> >-section elliminated-
>> > I thought they looked too fine to be the real deal. ;)
>>
>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
>
> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
me...I'm impressed. ;)
>> > I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...
>> >Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
>> "Children! Clap your hands and believe!" Say
it
>> isn't so, Urd-sama.. ;_;
>
> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>> > Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised
>> >that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
>>
>> *sigh* Where is that girl when I need her?! ^_- I need
to
>> borrow the BAK..
>
> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up.. n_n
<THWACK!>
>> >> >-snip-
>> >> <snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
> >> Huh? <looks behind at big, leathery bat wings.> >_< D'OH!
>>
>> Yeah. Exactly.
>
> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
No, actually, we have all eternity.. Besides,
I've got backs to scrub. n_n
>> >-snip-
>> >> > Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
>> >> Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it? ^_-
>> > The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
>>
>> <eyelid twitch> Lemmie borrow one of those sometime?
^_-
>
> Just wait til I get the SVHS copies done up. ^_- (For
>distributers you understand. ;)
Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
--snip--
>> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>> >| "Wasn't me touching her pixels. Honest!" |
>>
>> Sure, that's what they all say.. It's all good fun til someone
>> gets hurt..
>
> But no one's been hurt yet. <thinks back> Nevermind... but it's
>still fun. ;)
But of course. One should always promise at least a
marginally good time.
>> >| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (King of the Forks. ;-) |
>> >| Wow! I can see Hawaii from up here! ;) |
>>
>> While you're busy, I think maybe the goddesses need some company..
>> n_n
>
> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
Samaritan attitude.. n_n
>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> "Who, me? Oh, I'm just the back scrubber.."
>
> <grin> Guess Bell's wondering why there's 2 back scrubbers now...
>but is pleased that there are people that care enough to do good deeds for
>others. ;)
That's right. She also said she doesn't like having strange
men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and bat wings..
^_- So out you go!
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 7 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> Mordenkainen wrote:
>>> Yes folks, you heard it here first! Minako is
> bisexual,
>>> possibly gay, and Mordenkainen is baka! ;)
>>
>> Hmmm, Sorry Bill. Guess it's still on. ^_-
>
> <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
> here. ^_-
>
>> And I'm not baka! .... stop laughing... I said STOP!
>
> <snicker> I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing at
> something that..ehhehe..happened earlier today..and it involved you and a
> sailor fuku--er..wait..nevermind. =_= That wasn't supposed to go that
> way. o_O
>
I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries of
the universe ;-)
>>> Oh, you know me, always trying to get out of as much
>>>as work as possible.. What's wrong with that, may I ask?
>>
>> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
>
> Just add that to the pile in the basement
> downstairs..
>
Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
>>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>>> >> Oh. Ohhhhhh! I get it. heh. um..yeah. back to my closet.
>>> > ^_^ <laughing laughing laughing... and laughing> ;)
>>>
>>> ;_; <sobbing sobbing sobbing...and sniffling>
>>
>> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
>>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
>
> *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
> tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
> smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
> beaten today.
>
Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
persistent' ^_^;;
>>> >> >> >> -snip-
>>> > You'd have to be strange to hate it. ^_^ Hopefully I'll be able
>>> >to see another movie by the end of the year. ;)
>>>
>>> Ehh? Another MP movie or another movie period? o_O
>>>
>> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
>>months.
> You go! ^_-
>>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
>
> No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
> store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm
> broke. n_n;;
>
Same for me... Even if I would be able to get decent animes at my store, I
still wouldn't have the money to buy them... ;_^
>> >> >-snip-
>>> > No, yours wore skydiving boots.
>>>
>>> Skydiving happens to be very "in" these days.. ^_-
>>>
>> Not when she forgets her parachute. ^_^
>
> Yes, but I sure wasn't complaining about what
> happened when she hit the ground at unworldy speeds.. n_n
>
Yeah... but you should've heard how the cleaner complained when he had to
scratch her off the ground ^_^;
>>> >> >-snip-
>>> >> >> >> The first stage: Denial.
>>> Second Stage: Beating a NeoSenshi to death with a bat...
>>> >> >> > .. to relieve tension you understand. ;)
>>> > >>> Third Stage: Taking Abuse from Said NeoSenshi as
>>> >> >> she finally loses her mind.
>>> > >> Fourth Stage: Going to therapy to deal with the mass murders
>>> >> > caused by stage three. ;)
>>> >> Fifth Stage: Finally Realizing that Neo Senshi was right
>>> > all along. ^_-
>>> > Sixth Stage: Denial ;)
>>>
>>> Ahh, I get it. It's one a them vicious cycles,
>>>isn't it?
>>> ^_-
>>
>> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
>>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
>
> Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
> "vicious cycle".
>
Indeed - it seems to be quite a vogue expression nowadays ;-)
>>> >> >> >-section elliminated-
>>> > I thought they looked too fine to be the real deal. ;)
>>>
>>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
>>
>> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
>
> And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
> me...I'm impressed. ;)
>
I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
>>> > I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...
>>> >Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
>>> "Children! Clap your hands and believe!"
>>> Say it isn't so, Urd-sama.. ;_;
>>
>> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
>
> O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>
GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
>>> > Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised
>>> >that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
>>>
>>> *sigh* Where is that girl when I need her?! ^_- I need to
>>> borrow the BAK..
>>
>> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
>>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
>
> Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
> thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up..
> n_n <THWACK!>
>
Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
>>> >> >-snip-
>>> >> <snort> It'll do.. Now get to work on the wings.
>> >> Huh? <looks behind at big, leathery bat wings.> >_< D'OH!
>>>
>>> Yeah. Exactly.
>>
>> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
>
> No, actually, we have all eternity..
> Besides,
> I've got backs to scrub. n_n
>
I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
(Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
>>> >-snip-
>>> >> > Hmmmm. >_<;; I ca.. can't say it.
>>> >> Interesting...that was going to be ecchi, wasn't it?
^_-
>>> > The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
>>>
>>> <eyelid twitch> Lemmie borrow one of those sometime?
^_-
>>
>> Just wait til I get the SVHS copies done up. ^_- (For
>>distributers you understand. ;)
>
> Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
> you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
>
What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
so i must reject it ^_^;
>--snip--
>>> >| The Malgorian Dimension http://www.cs.mun.ca/~diont/ |
>>> >| "Wasn't me touching her pixels. Honest!" |
>>>
>>> Sure, that's what they all say.. It's all good fun til
>>> someone gets hurt..
>>
>> But no one's been hurt yet. <thinks back> Nevermind... but it's
>>still fun. ;)
>
> But of course. One should always promise at least a
> marginally good time.
>
Yeah... but promising and keeping it are two different things ;-)
>>> >| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (King of the Forks. ;-) |
>>> >| Wow! I can see Hawaii from up here! ;) |
>>>
>>> While you're busy, I think maybe the goddesses need some
>>> company.. n_n
>>
>> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
>>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
>
> I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
> Samaritan attitude.. n_n
>
Doh... really?
>>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> "Who, me? Oh, I'm just the back scrubber.."
>>
>> <grin> Guess Bell's wondering why there's 2 back scrubbers now...
>>but is pleased that there are people that care enough to do good deeds for
>>others. ;)
>
> That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
> bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
>
Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about who
scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
>
Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
> --|<3< * --|O<
>"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>
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>
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>
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Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> NeoMercury wrote:
> >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >>> possibly gay, and Mordenkainen is baka! ;)
> >> Hmmm, Sorry Bill. Guess it's still on. ^_-
> > <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
> > here. ^_-
> No, we didn't... ^_^ How should we? ;-)
>
It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
> >> And I'm not baka! .... stop laughing... I said STOP!
> > <snicker> I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing at
> > something that..ehhehe..happened earlier today..and it involved you and a
> > sailor fuku--er..wait..nevermind. =_= That wasn't supposed to go that
> > way. o_O
> I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries of
> the universe ;-)
It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
answer I hope. ;)
> >> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
> > Just add that to the pile in the basement
> > downstairs..
> Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
>
Sorry, don't have a downstairs. ;)
> >>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
> >>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
> > *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
> > tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
> > smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
> > beaten today.
> Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
> persistent' ^_^;;
Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
> >>months.
> > You go! ^_-
Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
> >>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
> > No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
> > store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm
> > broke. n_n;;
> Same for me... Even if I would be able to get decent animes at my store, I
> still wouldn't have the money to buy them... ;_^
>
<Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
> >> >> >-snip-
> >> Not when she forgets her parachute. ^_^
> > Yes, but I sure wasn't complaining about what
> > happened when she hit the ground at unworldy speeds.. n_n
> Yeah... but you should've heard how the cleaner complained when he had to
> scratch her off the ground ^_^;
He gets paid for it, who cares. ;)
> >>> >> >-snip-
-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
> >> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
> >>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
> > Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
> > "vicious cycle".
> Indeed - it seems to be quite a vogue expression nowadays ;-)
>
A what expression? ?_?
> >>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
> >> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
> > And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
> > me...I'm impressed. ;)
> I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
>
Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
<looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
> >> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
> >>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
> > Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
> > thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up..
> > n_n <THWACK!>
> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
>
I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
> >> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
> > No, actually, we have all eternity..
> > Besides,
> > I've got backs to scrub. n_n
> I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
> (Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
>
Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
> >>> >-snip-
> >>> > The thoughts shall remain silent. ^_- (But ooooh the visuals. ;)
> >>> <eyelid twitch> Lemmie borrow one of those sometime? ^_-
> >> Just wait til I get the SVHS copies done up. ^_- (For
> >>distributers you understand. ;)
> > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
> so i must reject it ^_^;
>
Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
that. ;)
> >--snip--
> >>> Sure, that's what they all say.. It's all good fun til
> >>> someone gets hurt..
> >> But no one's been hurt yet. <thinks back> Nevermind... but it's
> >>still fun. ;)
> > But of course. One should always promise at least a
> > marginally good time.
> Yeah... but promising and keeping it are two different things ;-)
Very true... so make su -Bing!- Oops! excuse me a minute, email
a callin'. =) ... so make sure you snip. ;)
> >> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
> >>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
> > I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
> > Samaritan attitude.. n_n
> Doh... really?
They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
certain quality that I do. ;)
> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
What about your leathery wings? :)
> Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about who
> scrubs which half of Bell's back>
And your's? ;)
> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
I detect sarcasm... ;)
> Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
Listen to him!!! ;)
-Bubblebath Mordenkainen ("Clean Fun Mord" in the dub. ;-)
I second that. ^_-
NeoMercury
Mordenkainen wrote:
On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> NeoMercury wrote:
> >Mordenkainen wrote:
>> > <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
>> > here. ^_-
>> No, we didn't... ^_^ How should we? ;-)
>>
> It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
ARGH! I was not. Ok..maybe just a little. But I have
stuff to do. I'm always getting in trouble around here. Besides, he said how
_should_ we. I say blindfolded and backwards. o_O
>> I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries of
>> the universe ;-)
>
> It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
>revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
>answer I hope. ;)
You mean it wasn't serious? Aw, cripes.. Um..ok, nothing I
said was true either. O_O
>> >> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
>> > Just add that to the pile in the basement
>> > downstairs..
>> Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
>>
> Sorry, don't have a downstairs. ;)
<grumble> Well, I bet Tenchi does. Here, Tenchi. Go do
something useful with this stuff. Thanks. Bye.
>> >>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>> >> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
>> >>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
>> > *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
>> > tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
>> > smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
>> > beaten today.
>> Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
>> persistent' ^_^;;
>
> Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
<eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
circulation. x_X
>> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
>> >>months.
>> > You go! ^_-
>
> Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got cute
girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>> >>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
>> > No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
>> > store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm
>> > broke. n_n;;
>> Same for me... Even if I would be able to get decent animes at my store, I
>> still wouldn't have the money to buy them... ;_^
>>
> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other Mr.
Know Everything guy. ^_-
>The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
>Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
>wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
I don't care. I'll never see it.
>> >> >> >-snip-
>-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
Really? O_O
>> >> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
> >>>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
> >> Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
> >> "vicious cycle".
>> Indeed - it seems to be quite a vogue expression nowadays ;-)
>>
> A what expression? ?_?
Vogue.
>> >>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
>> >> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
>> > And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
>> > me...I'm impressed. ;)
>> I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
>>
> Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
<snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
>> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
>> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
>
> <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
O_O [....]
Um...someone get the moon rod.
>> >> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
>> >>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
>> > Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
>> > thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up..
>> > n_n <THWACK!>
>> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
>>
> I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
Well...I did the bashing, someone else is gonna have to.
I can only do so much.
>> >> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
>> > No, actually, we have all eternity..
>> > Besides,
>> > I've got backs to scrub. n_n
>> I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
>> (Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
>>
> Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry, we're
both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
>> >>> >-snip-
> > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
>> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
>> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
>> so i must reject it ^_^;
>>
> Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
>that. ;)
Shush, Mord, more cash for us. ^_-
--snip cuz he said to--
>> >> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
>> >>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
>> > I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
>> > Samaritan attitude.. n_n
>> Doh... really?
>
> They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
>certain quality that I do. ;)
But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even if
you wear the fuku.
>> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
>> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
>> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
>
> What about your leathery wings? :)
Pff, I don't have any---- [....] cripes. Where are the
scissors?
> Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about who
> scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>
> And your's? ;)
Your what?
>> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
>> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
>
> I detect sarcasm... ;)
Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
>> Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
> Listen to him!!! ;)
I'm listening, I'm listening.. Um..why?
> -Bubblebath Mordenkainen ("Clean Fun Mord" in the dub. ;-)
>I second that. ^_-
~*-*~Bathtime NeoMercurY~*-*~
I even come with a free bar of soap!
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NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> > NeoMercury wrote:
> > >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> > <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
> >> > here. ^_-
> >> No, we didn't... ^_^ How should we? ;-)
> >>
> > It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
>
> ARGH! I was not. Ok..maybe just a little. But I have
> stuff to do. I'm always getting in trouble around here. Besides, he said how
> _should_ we. I say blindfolded and backwards. o_O
Forget about you while blinfolded and backwards? That sounds difficult, i don't
work very well blinfolded...^_^
> >> I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries of
> >> the universe ;-)
> >
> > It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
> >revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
> >answer I hope. ;)
>
<Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
> You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the cripes.Yummy>..
> Um..ok, nothing I
> said was true either. O_O
Sure it wasn't :)
>
>
> >> >> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
> >> > Just add that to the pile in the basement
> >> > downstairs..
> >> Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
> >>
> > Sorry, don't have a downstairs. ;)
>
> <grumble> Well, I bet Tenchi does. Here, Tenchi. Go do
> something useful with this stuff. Thanks. Bye.
<Melon stands by whistling unobtrusly> You go Tenchi ^_^
> >> >>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> >> >> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
> >> >>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
> >> > *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
> >> > tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
> >> > smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
> >> > beaten today.
> >> Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
> >> persistent' ^_^;;
> >
> > Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
>
> <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
> circulation. x_X
<smirk><giggle> bwahaha ;)
> >> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
> >> >>months.
> >> > You go! ^_-
> >
> > Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
>
> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got cute
> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
But...but, you get to see people and bugs blown, shot and ripped to shreds! It was
soooo cool and funny ^_^
>
>
> >> >>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
> >> > No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
> >> > store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm
> >> > broke. n_n;;
> >> Same for me... Even if I would be able to get decent animes at my store, I
> >> still wouldn't have the money to buy them... ;_^
> >>
> > <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
>
> Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other Mr.
> Know Everything guy. ^_-
>
> >The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
> >Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
> >wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
>
> I don't care. I'll never see it.
I've seen it, I've seen it, haha...er NeoMerc, put the moon rod dow <thwack> x_X
> >> >> >> >-snip-
> >-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
> Really? O_O
> >> >> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
> > >>>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
> > >> Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
> > >> "vicious cycle".
> >> Indeed - it seems to be quite a vogue expression nowadays ;-)
> >>
> > A what expression? ?_?
>
> Vogue.
Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
>
>
> >> >>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
> >> >> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
> >> > And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
> >> > me...I'm impressed. ;)
> >> I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
> >>
> > Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
>
> <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
<more laughter> I won't say it, I don't want to get hurt again ^_^
> >> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> >> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
> >> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
> >
> > <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
>
> O_O [....]
>
> Um...someone get the moon rod.
What for? <hands one over>
>
>
> >> >> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
> >> >>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
> >> > Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
> >> > thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up..
> >> > n_n <THWACK!>
> >> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
> >>
> > I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
>
> Well...I did the bashing, someone else is gonna have to.
> I can only do so much.
Here you go, brought to you by Nathanial, coat of holding ^_^
> >> >> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
> >> > No, actually, we have all eternity..
> >> > Besides,
> >> > I've got backs to scrub. n_n
> >> I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
> >> (Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
> >>
> > Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
>
> Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry, we're
> both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
Judging from Urds character, she'd probably rathar have a guy washing her ^_^
>
>
> >> >>> >-snip-
> > > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
> >> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
> >> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
> >> so i must reject it ^_^;
> >>
> > Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
> >that. ;)
>
> Shush, Mord, more cash for us. ^_-
So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>
>
> --snip cuz he said to--
>
> >> >> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
> >> >>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
> >> > I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
> >> > Samaritan attitude.. n_n
> >> Doh... really?
> >
> > They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
> >certain quality that I do. ;)
>
> But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even if
> you wear the fuku.
[.............] er, no comment ^_^
>
>
> >> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> >> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
> >> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
> >
> > What about your leathery wings? :)
>
> Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more cripes^_^>
> Where are the
> scissors?
That's gonna hurt like hail <melon pulls out mallet> I'll give you some anesthetic
if you like ;)
>
>
> > Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about who
> > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
> >
> > And your's? ;)
>
> Your what?
I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
> >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
> >> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
> >
> > I detect sarcasm... ;)
>
> Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
>
> >> Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
> > Listen to him!!! ;)
> I'm listening, I'm listening.. Um..why?
Where is it, just point me in the direction ;)
> > -Bubblebath Mordenkainen ("Clean Fun Mord" in the dub. ;-)
> >I second that. ^_-
>
> ~*-*~Bathtime NeoMercurY~*-*~
> I even come with a free bar of soap!
>
> --|<3< * --|O<
> "Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>
> -=-=-=-=-"Neo Shine Aqua Illusion!"-=-=-=-=-
>
> "It's all mind over matter.. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Sailor
> NeoMercury says!"
The *plushie* Purple Melon
Look, I substitute as a washrag <grin, drool>
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The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>
> NeoMercury wrote:
> > Mordenkainen wrote:
> > On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> > > NeoMercury wrote:
> > > >Mordenkainen wrote:
> > >> > <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me back
> > >> > here. ^_-
> > >> No, we didn't... ^_^ How should we? ;-)
> > >>
> > > It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
> >
> > ARGH! I was not. Ok..maybe just a little. But I have
> > stuff to do. I'm always getting in trouble around here. Besides, he said how
> > _should_ we. I say blindfolded and backwards. o_O
>
I know about getting in trouble too. <crosses fingers for luck that she
won't be kicked off tonight>
> Forget about you while blinfolded and backwards? That sounds difficult, i don't
> work very well blinfolded...^_^
>
Aw, come on, Melon Man, you can do it! :)
> > >> I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries of
> > >> the universe ;-)
> > >
> > > It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
> > >revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
> > >answer I hope. ;)
> >
>
> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
>
I know what color his fuku is!!!! Don't I, Mord? ;)
> > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the cripes.Yummy>..
> > Um..ok, nothing I
> > said was true either. O_O
>
> Sure it wasn't :)
>
Of course it wasn't. Nothing on this NG is ever serious, except the
flame wars. :(
> > >> >> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
> > >> > Just add that to the pile in the basement
> > >> > downstairs..
> > >> Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
> > >>
> > > Sorry, don't have a downstairs. ;)
> >
> > <grumble> Well, I bet Tenchi does. Here, Tenchi. Go do
> > something useful with this stuff. Thanks. Bye.
>
> <Melon stands by whistling unobtrusly> You go Tenchi ^_^
>
Oh, just stuff the papers in the dumpster down the street. It's not
like you're going to ever get to them anyway. :)
> > >> >>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
> > >> >> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
> > >> >>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
> > >> > *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
> > >> > tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
> > >> > smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
> > >> > beaten today.
> > >> Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
> > >> persistent' ^_^;;
> > >
> > > Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
> >
> > <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
> > circulation. x_X
>
> <smirk><giggle> bwahaha ;)
>
Some one step on that melon. ;)
> > >> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
> > >> >>months.
> > >> > You go! ^_-
> > >
> > > Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
> >
> > Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got cute
> > girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>
I agree!! Or how about those nicely formed guys in Mortal Kombat II,
coming out soon, can't wait to see it!
No, vogue is term describing something in fashion, vague describes
something unclear. Although, when put that way, I guess you could use
either. :)
> > >> >>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
> > >> >> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
> > >> > And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot at
> > >> > me...I'm impressed. ;)
> > >> I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
> > >>
> > > Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
> >
> > <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
>
> <more laughter> I won't say it, I don't want to get hurt again ^_^
>
<sigh> I just spent the last of my money today.
> > >> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> > >> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
> > >> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
> > >
> > > <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
> >
> > O_O [....]
> >
> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
>
> What for? <hands one over>
>
> >
> > >> >> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
> > >> >>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
> > >> > Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
> > >> > thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up..
> > >> > n_n <THWACK!>
> > >> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
> > >>
> > > I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
> >
> > Well...I did the bashing, someone else is gonna have to.
> > I can only do so much.
>
> Here you go, brought to you by Nathanial, coat of holding ^_^
>
O_o I know first aid! Well, some. :)
> > >> >> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
> > >> > No, actually, we have all eternity..
> > >> > Besides,
> > >> > I've got backs to scrub. n_n
> > >> I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
> > >> (Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
> > >>
> > > Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
> >
> > Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry, we're
> > both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
>
> Judging from Urds character, she'd probably rathar have a guy washing her ^_^
>
> >
> >
> > >> >>> >-snip-
> > > > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
> > >> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
> > >> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
> > >> so i must reject it ^_^;
> > >>
> > > Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
> > >that. ;)
> >
> > Shush, Mord, more cash for us. ^_-
>
> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>
[....]
> > --snip cuz he said to--
-too funny to snip-
> > >> >> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE
> > >> >>DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
> > >> > I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my Good
> > >> > Samaritan attitude.. n_n
> > >> Doh... really?
> > >
> > > They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
> > >certain quality that I do. ;)
> >
> > But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even if
> > you wear the fuku.
>
> [.............] er, no comment ^_^
>
> > >> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > >> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> > >> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
> > >> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
> > >
> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> >
> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more cripes^_^>
> > Where are the
> > scissors?
>
> That's gonna hurt like hail <melon pulls out mallet> I'll give you some anesthetic
> if you like ;)
>
You know, you could use the wings to fan the air, as it's probably
getting pretty steamed up in there. ;)
Sandy
[.......]
Pu
NeoMercury wrote:
> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On 7 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> ;_; <sobbing sobbing sobbing...and sniffling>
> >
> > Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
>
> *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been beaten today.
HEY MORDY!
morden-chan looks behind him, but far to late to be missed by the
disintegrating beam of the Gunbuster like mecha behind him.
mordenkainen is turned into one of those piles of ash with only eyes
distinguishable.
<pu steps out of her mecha and it flys off into the sunset> i'm always
here for aliko ^_^ each of us even has a ring to wear ^_^ <just to
spite mroden-chan pu walks over, hugs aliko, and then gives her a nice
long kiss ^_^> [K I S S]
<sipp!!!>
> >> > I'd assume to heaven... oh wait, they already live there...Perhaps to Never Never Land then? ^_-
> >> "Children! Clap your hands and believe!" Say it isn't so, Urd-sama.. ;_;
> >
> > You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
>
> O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>
> >> >Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? ^_- I'm still surprised that Pu hasn't jumped in. ^_-
> >>
> >> *sigh* Where is that girl when I need her?! ^_- I need to borrow the BAK..
> >
> > I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
>
> Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem, thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter up.. n_n <THWACK!>
sorry, been having some problems -.- but i'm back now ^_^ (on the NG
at least) i don't know why anybody would want me to help them though, i
wouldn't be able to do anything...<mumbling>...never am -.-
Pu,
-.-
Mordenkainen
On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
Neoami-chan:
> > Mordenkainen wrote:
> > > It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
> > ARGH! I was not. Ok..maybe just a little. But I have
> > stuff to do. I'm always getting in trouble around here. Besides, he said how
> > _should_ we. I say blindfolded and backwards. o_O
>
> Forget about you while blinfolded and backwards? That sounds difficult, i don't
> work very well blinfolded...^_^
Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
> > > It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
> > >revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
> > >answer I hope. ;)
>
> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
;P~~
> > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the cripes.Yummy>..
> > Um..ok, nothing I
> > said was true either. O_O
> Sure it wasn't :)
Yeah we all believe you. ;)
> > <grumble> Well, I bet Tenchi does. Here, Tenchi. Go do
> > something useful with this stuff. Thanks. Bye.
> <Melon stands by whistling unobtrusly> You go Tenchi ^_^
Er, Yeah!
-snip-
> > > Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
> > <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
> > circulation. x_X
>
> <smirk><giggle> bwahaha ;)
>
You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
HUG!! You too melon!
> > >> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
> > >> >>months.
> > >> > You go! ^_-
> > > Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
> > Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got cute
> > girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>
Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
> But...but, you get to see people and bugs blown, shot and ripped to shreds! It was
> soooo cool and funny ^_^
Er, cool. ^_^;;
> > > <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
> > Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other Mr.
> > Know Everything guy. ^_-
That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
> > >The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
> > >Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
> > >wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
> > I don't care. I'll never see it.
> I've seen it, I've seen it, haha...er NeoMerc, put the moon rod dow <thwack> x_X
Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
>
> > >> >> >> >-snip-
> > >-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
> > Really? O_O
Yup. ^_-
> > > A what expression? ?_?
> > Vogue.
> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
> > > Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
> > <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
> <more laughter> I won't say it, I don't want to get hurt again ^_^
I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
> > >> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> > >> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
> > >> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
> > > <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
> > O_O [....]
> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
> What for? <hands one over>
Traitor. >:|
> > >> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
> > > I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
> > Well...I did the bashing, someone else is gonna have to.
> > I can only do so much.
> Here you go, brought to you by Nathanial, coat of holding ^_^
Too late. x_x
> > > Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
> > Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry, we're
> > both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
> Judging from Urds character, she'd probably rathar have a guy washing her ^_^
Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
> > > > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
> > >> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
> > >> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation" bussiness,
> > >> so i must reject it ^_^;
> > > Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
> > >that. ;)
> > Shush, Mord, more cash for us. ^_-
>
O_O Oops! Sorry.
> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>
Most likely. ;)
> > --snip cuz he said to--
> > > They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
> > >certain quality that I do. ;)
> > But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even if
> > you wear the fuku.
>
;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she to
judge. ;)
> [.............] er, no comment ^_^
>
Nice recovery. ;)
> > >> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > >> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> > >> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos and
> > >> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more cripes^_^>
> > Where are the
> > scissors?
>
> That's gonna hurt like hail <melon pulls out mallet> I'll give you some anesthetic
> if you like ;)
>
I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
> > > Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about who
> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
> > > And your's? ;)
> > Your what?
> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
> > >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > >> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
> > >> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
> > Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
I detect sarcasm... ;)
Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
-Plushy Mordenkainen
Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>Mordenkainen wrote:
>On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>> NeoMercury wrote:
>> >Mordenkainen wrote:
>>> > <sigh of relief> I thought you all forgot about me
>>> > back here. ^_-
>>> No, we didn't... ^_^ How should we? ;-)
>>>
>> It's because she was late responding that's why. <grin>
>
> ARGH! I was not. Ok..maybe just a little. But I have
> stuff to do. I'm always getting in trouble around here. Besides, he said
> how _should_ we. I say blindfolded and backwards. o_O
>
>>> I think "Why does Mord like fukus" is one of the last unsolved misteries
>>> of the universe ;-)
>>
>> It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
>>revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
>>answer I hope. ;)
>
> You mean it wasn't serious? Aw, cripes.. Um..ok, nothing
> I said was true either. O_O
>
uh... hearth shaped pantyhose? No tight lace slip? ;-) (I think that would
fit better to a fuku)
>>> >> <looks at stack of paper beside him> Nothing really. ^_-
>>> > Just add that to the pile in the basement
>>> > downstairs..
>>> Which of the 42 piles in the basement do you mean?
>>>
>> Sorry, don't have a downstairs. ;)
>
> <grumble> Well, I bet Tenchi does. Here, Tenchi. Go
> do something useful with this stuff. Thanks. Bye.
>
So, I just archieved your stuff ^_^ <voice from the outside> "Hey, who
crammed up the trash container with this useles crap?" Er... ^_^;;
>>> >>> >> >> >> --butcher knife hacks away at text above and below--
>>> >> Oh give it up. What you need is a big hug. Unfortunately Pu isn't
>>> >>here so you'll just have to wait. ^_- <ha ha ha... and ha ;>
>>> > *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Don't talk like that, it's mean to
>>> > tear out a woman's heart and step on it til it's nothing but a bloody
>>> > smear on the floor.. which reminds me.. you haven't been
>>> > beaten today.
>>> Yes, that's really not nice... those blood stains are really 'bloody
>>> persistent' ^_^;;
>>
>> Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
>
> <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
> circulation. x_X
>
You better get accostumed to that ;-)
>>> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
>>> >>months.
>>> > You go! ^_-
>>
>> Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
>
> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got
> cute girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>
I second that! :-)
>>> >>BTW, did you see the OMG! OAV Vol. 5 "For the Love of Goddess"?
>>> > No, I haven't seen any of them.. I buy my anime at a
>>> > store at the mall; and it doesn't carry that. Even if they did, I'm
>>> > broke. n_n;;
>>> Same for me... Even if I would be able to get decent animes at my store,
>>> I still wouldn't have the money to buy them... ;_^
>>>
>> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
>
> Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other
> Mr. Know Everything guy. ^_-
>
Isn't it the other guy infringing Mord's copyrights? -_^
>>The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
>>Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
>>wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
>
> I don't care. I'll never see it.
>
Me neither... so just tell it n_n
>>> >> >> >-snip-
>>-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
> Really? O_O
>>> >> Not really, the second denial is to the realization of what
>> >>>occurred in stage 5. ^_-
>> >> Well, I figured, but I just happen to like saying
>> >> "vicious cycle".
>>> Indeed - it seems to be quite a vogue expression nowadays ;-)
>>>
>> A what expression? ?_?
>
> Vogue.
>
I think "vogue" was quite a vogue expression as well ^_^;
>>> >>> And now you know the truth. Where _would_ you be without me?
>>> >> Most likely lost without a clue. ^_-
>>> > And here was a perfect chance to take a cheap shot
>>> > at me...I'm impressed. ;)
>>> I think it would've been a too cheap shot - and he isn't THAT cheap ;-)
>>>
>> Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
>
> <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
>
Just wondering... whom where you HURTING for cash? Was this a domina job or
the likes? ;-)
>>> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
>>> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>>> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
>>
>> <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
>
> O_O [....]
>
> Um...someone get the moon rod.
>
Here it is. <gives moon rod to NeoMercury>
>>> >> I'm in noooo hurry to find out. Last time we met I was left as a
>>> >>bloody smear on the floor. ^_-
>>> > Well, seeing as she's never going to rescue me <ahem,
>>> > thanks a lot>, I'll just have to take care of this myself.. Batter
>>> > up.. n_n <THWACK!>
>>> Oh no... not those blood stains again ^_^;;
>>>
>> I hope someone brought bandages. @_@
>
> Well...I did the bashing, someone else is gonna have
> to. I can only do so much.
>
Here are your bandages <gives bandages to NeoMercury>
>>> >> Well get me some tar and feathers! We don't have all day. ^_-
>>> > No, actually, we have all eternity..
>>> > Besides,
>>> > I've got backs to scrub. n_n
>>> I' better scrub the front! <WHACK> Uh, sorry, Skuld - didn't mean it!
>>> (Darn, this was too dumb - I should try something better next time ;-)
>>>
>> Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
>
> Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry, we're
> both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
>
<ducks Mord which is flying over him after Belldandy hit him>
Urd: "Since when let I women scrub my back? Tenchi, come here and scrub my
back!" <scrubs Urd's back> "Hey, you're quite good at that <3 Skuld doesn't
know what she's missing! Perhaps I'll let you also scrub my front..."
<Meanwhile NeoMercury went to Skuld and srubs her back> Belldandy: <to Mord>
"Perhaps I'll let you scrub my BACK if you ask polite enough..."
>>> >>> >-snip-
>> > Well...so long as I get a portion of the profits,
>>> > you can defile myself and my loved ones all you like. ^_-
>>> What an interesting offer... but I'm not into this "defilation"
>>> business, so i must reject it ^_^;
>>>
>> Suit yourself, but you'll never make it to the big times like
>>that. ;)
>
> Shush, Mord, more cash for us. ^_-
>
More cash? Don't you earn enough from the people you're hurting for cash? I
din't know dominas were that underpaid <ducks>
>--snip cuz he said to--
>
>>> >> Dives back down at 200 miles per hour. HERE I COME TO SAVE
>>> >> THE DAAAAAAAY! Hands off my collection. >;)
>>> > I'll have you know your collection is appreciating my
>>> > Good Samaritan attitude.. n_n
>>> Doh... really?
>>
>> They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
>>certain quality that I do. ;)
>
> But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even
> if you wear the fuku.
>
Perhaps he should use a milder dish-washing detergent which is not that
agressive, so that he would have softer hands... ;-)
>>> >>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
>>> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos
>>> > and bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
>>
>> What about your leathery wings? :)
>
> Pff, I don't have any---- [....] cripes. Where are
> the scissors?
>
Here! <gives scissors to NeoMercury> Now let's see... 1 DeLuxe moon rod, 1
XL first aid pack and 1 pair of super sharp scissors... that makes...
(darn - where's the pocket calculator when you need it?)
>> Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about
>> who scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>>
>> And your's? ;)
>
> Your what?
>
My, are we ECCHI again ^_^;;
>>> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
>>> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
>>
>> I detect sarcasm... ;)
>
> Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
>
Hey, you don't have the sarcasm copyrighted, you know... ;-)
>>> Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
>> Listen to him!!! ;)
>
> I'm listening, I'm listening.. Um..why?
>
Because he told you to! n_n
>> -Bubblebath Mordenkainen ("Clean Fun Mord" in the dub. ;-)
>>I second that. ^_-
>
>~*-*~Bathtime NeoMercurY~*-*~
>I even come with a free bar of soap!
>
Wow... hey, that's a real bargain...
> --|<3< * --|O<
>"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>
>-=-=-=-=-"Neo Shine Aqua Illusion!"-=-=-=-=-
>
>"It's all mind over matter.. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Sailor
> NeoMercury says!"
>
No more atheists?
--
Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
Manga Buddha O:-)
"Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
NeoMercury
--rest snipped..I just don't have the strength to go thru it all again--
Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>>"It's all mind over matter.. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Sailor
>> NeoMercury says!"
>>
>No more atheists?
No, unfortunately. I really miss it. Really. But everything's got to
go sometime. Now you've got the surefire way to get to a man's heart...hell,
why would you need that? o_O
BTW, I wanted to scrub Urd's back, not Skuld's,
but..but..well..hey...she's not too much younger than me. Alright. n_n
>--
>Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
>Manga Buddha O:-)
>"Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
>("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
>Visit "Bell's Hospital of Naughty Lunas" Mord Says!
I might. How's the food?
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Mooooooooon! Spiraaaaaaaaaaaal! Heaaaaaaaart! ATTACK!
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
-=-=-=-=-"Neo Shine Aqua Illusion!"-=-=-=-=-
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor NeoMercury
says!"
The *plush* Purple Melon
Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
> >Neoami-chan:
> >> > Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> Forget about you while blinfolded and backwards? That sounds difficult, i
> don't
> >> work very well blinfolded...^_^
> >
> > Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
>
> A *plushy* melon.
Yeah! That's right! and if anbody's got a problem with it they can take it up with Mord. ;)
<melon trying to look scary>
>
>
> >> > > It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
> >> > >revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
> >> > >answer I hope. ;)
> >>
> >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
> >
> > ;P~~
>
> No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O! Utsukushiku,
> ne?
>
Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
> > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
> cripes.Yummy>..
>
> Hands off my cripes, you savage!
But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have hands ;p
>
>
> >>> > Um..ok, nothing I
> >> > said was true either. O_O
> >> Sure it wasn't :)
> >
> > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
>
> Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
> NeoMerc>
<melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this is going to be to wash out?
>
>
> -snip-
> >> > > Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
> >> > <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
> >> > circulation. x_X
> >>
> >> <smirk><giggle> bwahaha ;)
> >>
> > You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
> >HUG!! You too melon!
>
> ERK! >_< <munched cripes>...does anyone know how to get purple melon
> stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
Nani!?! I stain? I'm sorry <gasp> STOP SQUISHING ME! thank you ^_^
>
>
> >> > >> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
> >> > >> >>months.
> >> > >> > You go! ^_-
> > >> > Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
> > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got
> cute
> > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
> >>
> > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
What a silly idea ;)
>
>
> Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of course, you
> could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys. Ugly
> military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
> nauseum>
Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;) ......................................HO-TAR-U
>
>
> >> > > <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
> >> > Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other
> Mr.
> >> > Know Everything guy. ^_-
> >
> > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
>
> errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz you're
> mean. ^_-
>
<hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
> >> > >The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
> >> > >Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
> >> > >wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
> >> > I don't care. I'll never see it.
> >> I've seen it, I've seen it, haha...er NeoMerc, put the moon rod dow <thwack>
> >x_X
> >
> > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
>
> OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
<Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
>
>
> >> > >> >> >> >-snip-
> >> > >-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
> >> > Really? O_O
> >
> > Yup. ^_-
>
> You sick puppy you. ;)
Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid, better get a gun ;p
>
>
> >> > > A what expression? ?_?
> >> > Vogue.
> >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
> >
> > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
>
> Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as we
> please..
>
Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
> >> > > Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
> >> > <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
> >> <more laughter> I won't say it, I don't want to get hurt again ^_^
> >
> > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
> >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
<evil grin>
>
>
> Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
>
I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
> >> > >> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
> >> > >> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
> >> > >> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
> >> > > <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
> >> > O_O [....]
> >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
> >> What for? <hands one over>
> >
> > Traitor. >:|
I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying melon ;)>
>
>
> Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P <THWACK!>
<kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
>
>
> --snip--
> >> > > Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
> >> > Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry,
> we're
> >> > both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
> >> Judging from Urds character, she'd probably rathar have a guy washing her
> ^_^
> >
> > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
>
>
> N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement! <sniff> Well,
> fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down Keiichi..<sob>
Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy ;p
>
>
> --snip--
> >> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
> >>
> > Most likely. ;)
>
> Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're going to take
> leaves off the melon?
No! I have no leaves, I'm past photosynthesis age, my only destiny is to be eaten ^_- but
anyway, *I* was going to defoliate things instead of defiling them ;)
>
>
> >> > --snip cuz he said to--
> >> > > They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
> >> > >certain quality that I do. ;)
> >> > But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even
> if
> >> > you wear the fuku.
> >>
> > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she to
> >judge. ;)
>
> Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have you? ^_-
May we? ;)
>
>
> >> > >> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
> >> > >> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos
> >and
> >> > >> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
> >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more
> cripes^_^>
>
> DAMN! Spit those out right now!
No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>
> >>> > Where are the scissors?
> >> That's gonna hurt like hail <melon pulls out mallet> I'll give you some
> >>anesthetic if you like ;)
> >>
> > I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
>
> pff..just get it over with.
<WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>
>
> >> > > Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about
> >who
> >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
> >> > > And your's? ;)
> >> > Your what?
> >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
> >
> > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>
>
> I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out scissors>
I've still got the mallet <melon swings it about, almost braining NeoMerc>
>
>
> >> > >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> > >> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
> >> > >> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
> >> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
> >> > Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
> >
> > I detect sarcasm... ;)
>
> Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal. <phew>
N-normal....I'm scared ^_^
>
>
> > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
>
> ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
>
> >-Plushy Mordenkainen
> >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
> >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
>
> Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying. Who's got
> my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
<Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
>
>
> ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
> When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a doll....I want a fuku
and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
Let's see <digging through Nathanial> what type of doll do I want....
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Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>Neoami-chan:
>> > Mordenkainen wrote:
>> Forget about you while blinfolded and backwards? That sounds difficult, i
don't
>> work very well blinfolded...^_^
>
> Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
>> > > It's because when the wind hit's them just right, it blows them up
>> > >revealing my heart shaped pantyhose. (You weren't expecting a serious
>> > >answer I hope. ;)
>>
>> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
>
> ;P~~
No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O! Utsukushiku,
ne?
> > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
cripes.Yummy>..
Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>>> > Um..ok, nothing I
>> > said was true either. O_O
>> Sure it wasn't :)
>
> Yeah we all believe you. ;)
Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
NeoMerc>
-snip-
>> > > Ok, GROUP HUG YOU TWO!!! ^_^ Can't have NeoMerc unhappy. ^_^
>> > <eyelid twitch> Sure we can. Um...you're cutting off my
>> > circulation. x_X
>>
>> <smirk><giggle> bwahaha ;)
>>
> You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
>HUG!! You too melon!
ERK! >_< Aw cripes...does anyone know how to get purple melon
stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
>> > >> >> Movie period. ^^;; I've only been watching Anime for the last 14
>> > >> >>months.
>> > >> > You go! ^_-
> >> > Star Troopers is playing I hear. ;)
> >> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got
cute
> >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>>
> Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of course, you
could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys. Ugly
military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
nauseum>
>> > > <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
>> > Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that other
Mr.
>> > Know Everything guy. ^_-
>
> That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz you're
mean. ^_-
>> > >The series is priceless, too bad you can't see it. I rent it from
>> > >Timemasters myself... The best part was when ... o_O Erk, Do you guys
>> > >wanna know? I might spoil it for you.
>> > I don't care. I'll never see it.
>> I've seen it, I've seen it, haha...er NeoMerc, put the moon rod dow <thwack>
>x_X
>
> Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
>> > >> >> >> >-snip-
>> > >-snip stages... I got copies if you want'em. ;) -
>> > Really? O_O
>
> Yup. ^_-
You sick puppy you. ;)
>> > > A what expression? ?_?
>> > Vogue.
>> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
>
> Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as we
please..
>> > > Actually I was out of money at the time. ;)
>> > <snaps fingers> I was hurtin' for some cash, too.
>> <more laughter> I won't say it, I don't want to get hurt again ^_^
>
> I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
>her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
>> > >> >> You can fly you can fly you can FLY! ;)
>> > >> > O_O K-Keiichi in..tights? O_O
>> > >> GYAAAAAAAAH! <runs away horrified>
>> > > <looks at fuku> What's wrong with that? ;)
>> > O_O [....]
>> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
>> What for? <hands one over>
>
> Traitor. >:|
Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P <THWACK!>
--snip--
>> > > Serves you right. ^_- Um, Bell, I'd better scrub the front. ^_^
>> > Guess that leaves me with Urd.. n_n Don't worry,
we're
>> > both female, it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.. n_n
>> Judging from Urds character, she'd probably rathar have a guy washing her
^_^
>
> Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement! <sniff> Well,
fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down Keiichi..<sob>
--snip--
>> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>>
> Most likely. ;)
Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're going to take
leaves off the melon?
>> > --snip cuz he said to--
>> > > They like mine better, you may be good but you don't have that
>> > >certain quality that I do. ;)
>> > But you don't have a woman's touch.. ;P Not even
if
>> > you wear the fuku.
>>
> ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she to
>judge. ;)
Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have you? ^_-
>> > >> > That's right. She also said she doesn't like having
>> > >> > strange men in her bath, especially not strange ones with dirty halos
>and
>> > >> > bat wings.. ^_- So out you go!
>> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
>> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more
cripes^_^>
DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>>> > Where are the scissors?
>> That's gonna hurt like hail <melon pulls out mallet> I'll give you some
>>anesthetic if you like ;)
>>
> I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
pff..just get it over with.
>> > > Yeah, out - make place there for me! <discutes with NeoMercury about
>who
>> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>> > > And your's? ;)
>> > Your what?
>> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
>
> No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out scissors>
>> > >> >~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> > >> >"Don't worry. He won't be back for about...30 seconds."
>> > >> Now I'm SO relieved... ;-)
>> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
>> > Which is my job, and I am offended.. ^_-
>
> I detect sarcasm... ;)
Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal. <phew>
> Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
>-Plushy Mordenkainen
>Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
>No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying. Who's got
my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
-=-=-=-=-"Neo Shine Aqua Illusion!"-=-=-=-=-
"It's all mind over matter.. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Sailor NeoMercury says!"
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;)
On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
> > Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
> > > Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
> >
> > A *plushy* melon.
>
> Yeah! That's right! and if anbody's got a problem with it they can take
> it up with Mord. ;) <melon trying to look scary>
<smirk> Try a little harder. ;)
-snip-
> > >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
> > > ;P~~
> > No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O! Utsukushiku,
> > ne?
>
> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
> > cripes.Yummy>..
> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>
> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have hands ;p
Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
-snip-
> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
> > Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
> > NeoMerc>
>
> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
> is going to be to wash out?
Huh?
> > > You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
> > >HUG!! You too melon!
> > ERK! >_< <munched cripes>...does anyone know how to get purple melon
> > stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
>
> Nani!?! I stain? I'm sorry <gasp> STOP SQUISHING ME! thank you ^_^
Ok. <tosses melon over shoulder>
So what else were we talking about? :)
> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've got
> > cute
> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
>
> What a silly idea ;)
Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of course, you
> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys. Ugly
> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
> > nauseum>
>
> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;) ......................................HO-TAR-U
You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
-snip-
> > > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
> > errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz you're
> > mean. ^_-
>
> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
>
Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
copywrite infringement. ;P
-snip-
> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
>
> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
>
Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
> > > Yup. ^_-
> > You sick puppy you. ;)
>
> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid,
> better get a gun ;p
I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
> > >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
> > > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as we
> > please..
>
> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
>
Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
> > > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
> <evil grin>
> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
>
> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
>
Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
> > >> > O_O [....]
> > >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
> > >> What for? <hands one over>
> > > Traitor. >:|
> I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying melon ;)>
> > Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P <THWACK!>
>
> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
>
Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
:)
> > > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
> hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
>
<thwack!> ecchi little melon.
> > N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement! <sniff> Well,
> > fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down Keiichi..<sob>
>
> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy ;p
Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
> > >> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
> > > Most likely. ;)
> > Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're going to take
> > leaves off the melon?
>
> No! I have no leaves, I'm past photosynthesis age, my only destiny is to be eaten ^_- but
> anyway, *I* was going to defoliate things instead of defiling them ;)
;P
> > > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she to
> > >judge. ;)
> > Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have you? ^_-
>
> May we? ;)
>
So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more
> > cripes^_^>
> > DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>
> No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
> > >>anesthetic if you like ;)
> > >>
> > > I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
> >
> > pff..just get it over with.
>
> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>
<comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
> > >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
> > >> > > And your's? ;)
> > >> > Your what?
> > >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
> > > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
>
> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>
Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
> > I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out scissors>
> I've still got the mallet <melon swings it about, almost braining NeoMerc>
>
> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
> > Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal. <phew>
>
> N-normal....I'm scared ^_^
You must be afraid of yourself all the time, ne? ^_-
> > > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
> > ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
PINE's justify command. makes everything into a little tiny box
of text. Very difficult to read. -_-;;
> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
> > >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
> > Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying. Who's got
> > my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
>
> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
>
> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a doll....I want a fuku
> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
No. ;)
> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
I said no. ;)
-Mordenkainen
Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja news
to keep up. ;-)
NeoMercury
Morenkainen wrote:
>>On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
>> > Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
-snip-
>> > >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
>> > > ;P~~
>> > No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O!
Utsukushiku,
>> > ne?
>>
>> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
>
> Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
No no no, Mord. We're discussing how lovely you look in your
heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
>> > cripes.Yummy>..
>> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>>
>> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have
>hands ;p
>
> Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
<chasing the Melon around the room with Skuld's mallet>
So long as he doesn't eat the [OT], we're OK!
-snip-
>> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
>> > Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
>> > NeoMerc>
>>
>> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
>> is going to be to wash out?
>
> Huh?
I second that!
>> > > You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
>>> >HUG!! You too melon!
>> > ERK! >_< <munched cripes>...does anyone know how to get
>>>purple melon
>> > stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
>>
>> Nani!?! I stain? I'm sorry <gasp> STOP SQUISHING ME! thank you ^_^
>
> Ok. <tosses melon over shoulder>
<wave wave wave>
> So what else were we talking about? :)
Hmm, I don't remember, shall we check on the goddesses? ^_-
>> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've
got
>> > cute
>> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
>>
>> What a silly idea ;)
>
> Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
Or plushy fruits... or batty wizards.. <frown>
>> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of
course, you
>> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys.
>>>Ugly
>> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
>> > nauseum>
>>
>> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;) ......................................HO-TAR-U
>
> You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
He's like those roach things, if you see one, there's a
hundre--no, wait. They keep coming back. Yeah.
-snip-
>> > > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
>> > errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz
you're
>> > mean. ^_-
>>
>> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
>>
> Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
>copywrite infringement. ;P
Hey!! He hurt me, why wouldn't he hurt you? <Gee, Merc,
you probably shouldn't answer your own questions. :> n_n
-snip-
>> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
>> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
>>
>> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
>>
> Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
Quite simply, no. I've seen that Terminator movie once or
twice.
>> > > Yup. ^_-
>> > You sick puppy you. ;)
>>
>> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid,
>> better get a gun ;p
>
> I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
<loads shotgun> Hmmm? ^_-
>> > >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
>> > > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
>> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as we
>> > please..
>>
>> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
>>
> Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
[....] I...I...uh...no comment..*sigh*
>> > > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
>> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
>> <evil grin>
>> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
>>
>> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
>>
> Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
<gets out notepad> OK, who had the chainsaw death?
>> > >> > O_O [....]
>> > >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
>> > >> What for? <hands one over>
>> > > Traitor. >:|
>> I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying melon ;)>
>> > Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P
<THWACK!>
>>
>> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
>>
> Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
Awww cripes..
> MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
<points to melon> Bwahahaha...you got thwacked! Nyaaaah!
> MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
D'OH!
> MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
> :)
Wipe that smirk off your face.. Better yet, let me thwack it
off your face for you.. <wielding the spatula o'doom>
>>> > > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
>> hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
>>
> <thwack!> ecchi little melon.
>
>> > N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement! <sniff>
Well,
>> > fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down
Keiichi..<sob>
>>
>> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy ;p
Don't worry, I'll get around to it...it's been a busy day.
>
> Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
No, it's pretty bad when you have to settle for Tamiya. ^_-
>> > > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she to
>> > >judge. ;)
>> > Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have you?
^_-
>>
>> May we? ;)
>>
> So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
Funny stuff? I beg your pardon, there's nothing humorous
about guys turning into girls and yelling out devastating attacks such as
"STAR GENTLE UTERUS!" and wearing skimpy dominatrix-esque fuku.. ^_-
>> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
>> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more
>>> > cripes^_^>
> >> DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>>
> >No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> >AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
Really? Ok, cool. <twirls spatula and lets the melon
have it> ^_-
>> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>>
> <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
>pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
<blink> So..you do realize you can sue for malpractice? ^_-
>> > >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>> > >> > > And your's? ;)
>> > >> > Your what?
>> > >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
>> > > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
>>
>> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>>
> Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
Nonono, I can take care of myself. n_n;;
>> > > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
>> > ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
>
> PINE's justify command. makes everything into a little tiny box
>of text. Very difficult to read. -_-;;
Ahh...my sympathies.
>> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
>> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
>> > >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
>> > Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying.
Who's got
>> > my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
>>
>> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
>
> Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
<piku piku> Why are you running, my children of the night?
>> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
>>
>> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a
>doll....I want a fuku
>> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
>
> No. ;)
You tell him, Mord. ^_-
>> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
>
>I said no. ;)
Yeah! Down with tyranny and so on and so forth!
>-Mordenkainen
>Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja >news to
keep up. ;-)
Nope, his post reached my server, I just don't have the patience
to respond to it all. n_n
~*-*~Still Plushie NeoMercurY~*-*~
Now in 6 inch "mini adventure doll" size!
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
-=-=-=-=-"Neo Shine Aqua Illusion!"-=-=-=-=-
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor NeoMercury says!"
NeoMercury
Mr. Know-It-All! wrote:
>In article <19971110112...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>neome...@aol.com says...
>>
>>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>>> NeoMercury wrote:
>>> >Mordenkainen wrote:
>>
>
>>> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
>>
>> Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that
>> other Mr. Know Everything guy. ^_-
>
>pulls up. Two black suited men wearing dark glasses step out*
O_O?!
>"Thank you for informing the CIA about this criminal, good citizen"
>says Agent #1.
"Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my country," says
NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord> *Told you so!*
>"Come with us, Mord" says Agent #2 as he places the handcuffs on the
>startled offender.
>"You have the right to remain silent .... but you'll get a serious
>beating!" says Agent #1.
"Yeah! Beating!" Merc cheers.
>"You have the right to consult with a 1st year law student" says
>Agent #2.
>"Anything that you say will be used against you" says Agent #1 as Mord
>is placed into the car.
>"But it wasn't exactly the same name!" protests Mord.
>"Close enough!" reply both agents.
"Bye Bye, Mord," NeoMercury says with false sentiment. "You'll be
missed. Don't worry, I'll make sure I send a card every Christmas..do they
have Christmas in Malgoria..?"
>"Thank you officers" says a smiling Mr. Know-It-All! as the black car
>drives away. ^_-
>"He should have known better" says Mr. Know-It-All! as he walks away.
"Eh bien.. c'est la vie!" NeoMercury replies as she teleports out
Ryoko-style.
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
It's Copyriiiiiiight..Infringement...Reveeeeeeeeeeenge! :P
BillSaturn
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<SSSSSSSSS
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BILLSATURN~
THERE!!!!!!!1 DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)
On 13 Nov 1997, James D. Hong wrote:
> >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> >> NeoMercury wrote:
> >> >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >
> *Ridiculous amount of material snipped*
*Even more ridiculous material snipped* ^_-
> >> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
> > Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that
> > other Mr. Know Everything guy. ^_-
<snip Mord being hauled away by the CIA ^_->
> "Thank you officers" says a smiling Mr. Know-It-All! as the black car
> drives away. ^_-
> "He should have known better" says Mr. Know-It-All! as he walks away.
HEY!! What about the "!", that's copywrite of Pook! soooo....
*A another large black car with "Copyright Infringement Agency" on its
doors pulls up. Two black suited men wearing dark glasses step out*
"Thank you for informing the CIA about this criminal, good citizen"
says Agent #1 to a man nearby holding a straw broom.
"Come with us, Mr. Know-It-All!" says Agent #2 as he places the handcuffs
on the startled offender.
"You have the right to remain silent .... but you'll get a serious
beating!" says Agent #1.
"You have the right to consult with a 1st year law student" says
Agent #2.
"Anything that you say will be used against you" says Agent #1 as Mr.
Know-It-All! is placed into the car.
"But it wasn't exactly the same name!" protests Mr. Know-It-All!.
"Close enough!" reply both agents.
"Thank you officers" says a smiling Janitor as the black car drives away.
^_-
"He should have known better" says The Janitor as he takes out his cel
phone and contacts his author, "You're right, he fell for it Mord."
> - "Mr. Know-It-All!" (?? !!) ^_-
- "Mr. Wizard" (?? !!) -_^
Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
kristyn lier
pu wrote:
-some snippage of morden-chan picking on alison-
>>HEY MORDY!
morden-chan looks behind him, but far to late to be missed by the
disintegrating beam of the Gunbuster like mecha behind him.
mordenkainen is turned into one of those piles of ash with only eyes
distinguishable.<<
k-chan, seeing the pile of ash that was...morden-chan sweeps him up and
deposits him in a garbage bag. "tis always nice and polite to clean up
after our little messes, pu" ^_-
[later that night, k-chan was seen freeing morden-chan and restoring
him to his old miscbhevious self :) ]
-some snippage-
>>sorry, been having some problems -.- but i'm back now ^_^ (on the NG
at least) i don't know why anybody would want me to help them though, i
wouldn't be able to do anything...<mumbling>...never am -.-<<
*sigh* always apologizinf aren't you?
[exasperation]
<deep breath> ... "SNAP OUT OF IT!" ^_^ it's ok, pu. <g> i and many
other here on afsm would welcome and cherish your help. stop being so
damn hard on yourself. gads! lighten up, be cheerful, smile, stop
thinking the world is the pits and start having fun. fun doesn't come
uninvited. you have to want it and work for it. yeah, life's a bitch
sometimes and shitty things happen. that's life. life is
suffering...but that suffering can be seen and therefore made powerless.
take a stand. be strong. live for each moment. think of others and of
yourself. if you can't love yourself, than how can you love others or
they love you. i want you to be happy and understand life and find joy
in it, even when the light's half lit. but i can't do it for you; you
have to do it for yourself. be like noriko in gunbuster when she says
that she won't cry any more. that she'll be strong. and she is. and
she grows and finds happiness and peace. and she will continure
growing. be strong for yourself and for those who love you. the
greatest gift you can give me <and us> is your happiness. if you really
want it...what will you do?
smile ^_^ breathe it all in :) and _live_
k-chan,
for pu and anyone else who needs it ^_^
[i'll stop ranting now]
>
> Pu,
> -.-
Tenchi Muyo
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>
>> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
>> > Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>> > > Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
>> >
>> > A *plushy* melon.
>>
>> Yeah! That's right! and if anbody's got a problem with it they can take
>> it up with Mord. ;) <melon trying to look scary>
>
> <smirk> Try a little harder. ;)
>
>-snip-
>> > >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
>> > > ;P~~
>> > No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O!
Utsukushiku,
>> > ne?
>>
>> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
>
> Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
>
More detailled, a purple melon in a purple fuku ^_^;;
>> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
>> > cripes.Yummy>..
>> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>>
>> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have
hands ;p
>
> Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
>
Pink melons are omnivores, didn't you know that? ;-)
>-snip-
>> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
>> > Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
>> > NeoMerc>
>>
>> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
>> is going to be to wash out?
>
> Huh?
>
Hmm... we could bleach you as well n_n
>> > > You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
>> > >HUG!! You too melon!
>> > ERK! >_< <munched cripes>...does anyone know how to
get purple melon
>> > stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
>>
>> Nani!?! I stain? I'm sorry <gasp> STOP SQUISHING ME! thank you ^_^
>
> Ok. <tosses melon over shoulder>
> So what else were we talking about? :)
>
>> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when
you've got
>> > cute
>> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
>>
>> What a silly idea ;)
>
> Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
>
Anytime! (especially vegetables in pink fukus ^_^;)
>> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of
course, you
>> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys.
Ugly
>> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
>> > nauseum>
>>
>> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;)
......................................HO-TAR-U
>
> You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
>
<takes melon and throws it like football> Hey, that was a good 40 yards! n_n
>-snip-
>> > > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
>> > errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz
you're
>> > mean. ^_-
>>
>> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
>>
> Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
>copywrite infringement. ;P
>
Yes - that's because you're write-protected ;-)
>-snip-
>> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
>> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
>>
>> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
>>
> Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
>
Just go ahead... -_^
>> > > Yup. ^_-
>> > You sick puppy you. ;)
>>
>> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid,
>> better get a gun ;p
>
> I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
>
You mean another dose of morphine? On the way! ^_^
>> > >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
>> > > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
>> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as
we
>> > please..
>>
>> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
>>
> Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
>
Ai wud säi wi kud ivän mäim it mohr... ;-)
>> > > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
>> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
>> <evil grin>
>> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
>>
>> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
>>
> Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
>
Hey Merc, also put some sulfuric acid into it - that makes for some neat
effects! n_n
>> > >> > O_O [....]
>> > >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
>> > >> What for? <hands one over>
>> > > Traitor. >:|
>> I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying melon
;)>
>> > Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P
<THWACK!>
>>
>> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
>>
> Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
>
> MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
> MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
> MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
> :)
>
<joins the thwacking using his cast-iron club> <SNEER>
MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
>> > > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
>> hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
>>
> <thwack!> ecchi little melon.
>
>> > N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement!
<sniff> Well,
>> > fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down
Keiichi..<sob>
>>
>> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy
;p
>
> Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
>
Hey Merc, leave me a slice of Keiichi when you're finished! ^_^
>> > >> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>> > > Most likely. ;)
>> > Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're going
to take
>> > leaves off the melon?
>>
>> No! I have no leaves, I'm past photosynthesis age, my only destiny is to
be eaten ^_- but
>> anyway, *I* was going to defoliate things instead of defiling them ;)
>
> ;P
>
Uhhhh... a "PINK DEFOLIATOR MELON". Trying to be scary again, eh? ;-)
>> > > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she
to
>> > >judge. ;)
>> > Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have
you? ^_-
>>
>> May we? ;)
>>
> So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
>
You won't include the...<whispers into Mord's ear>? No? Drat. ^_^;
>> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
>> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched
more
>> > cripes^_^>
>> > DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>>
>> No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
> Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
>
The direct way is to cut him open and get 'em - how 'bout it? ;-)
>> > >>anesthetic if you like ;)
>> > >>
>> > > I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
>> >
>> > pff..just get it over with.
>>
>> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>>
> <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
>pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
>
You don't do that too well... no wonder if you look at their size! ;-)
>> > >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>> > >> > > And your's? ;)
>> > >> > Your what?
>> > >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
>> > > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
>>
>> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>>
> Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
>
Oh right... as if we wouldn't have enough back-scrubbers already - there are
only three of the goddesses, just to remember you n_n;
>> > I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out
scissors>
>> I've still got the mallet <melon swings it about, almost braining
NeoMerc>
>>
Hey, I already cut them off...
>> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
>> > Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal. <phew>
>>
>> N-normal....I'm scared ^_^
>
> You must be afraid of yourself all the time, ne? ^_-
>
This thought was coming to me as well ;-)
>> > > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
>> > ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
>
> PINE's justify command. makes everything into a little tiny box
>of text. Very difficult to read. -_-;;
>
Oh yes, PINE. The mutilation program. -_^;;
>> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
>> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
>> > >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
>> > Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying.
Who's got
>> > my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
>>
>> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
>
> Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
>
Oh my, what are we plushy again... ;-)
>> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
>>
>> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a
doll....I want a fuku
>> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
>
> No. ;)
>
>> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
>
>I said no. ;)
>
I don't think he hears you. ^_^
> -Mordenkainen
>Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja news
>to keep up. ;-)
>
Hey, I'm here... but no one responded to my post, even if it was EARLIER as
plush-melons ;_^ (just look at the date)
--
Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
Manga Buddha O:-)
Proud owner of a kooky imploding mango
James D. Hong
I see the forces of evil have hidden Mord's post in DejaNews but not
in afsm. But Mr. Know-It-All! found the hidden post.
Prisoner #1-4-69 (Mord) wrote:
>In article <19971113021...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>neome...@aol.com says...
>>
>>Mr. Know-It-All! wrote:
>>>In article <19971110112...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>>>neome...@aol.com says...
>>>>
>>>>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
>>>>> NeoMercury wrote:
>>>>> >Mordenkainen wrote:
>>>>
>>>>*Ridiculous amount of material snipped*
>>>
>>>>> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
>>>>
>>>> Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that
>>>> other Mr. Know Everything guy. ^_-
>>>
>>>*A large black car with "Copyright Infringement Agency" on its doors
>>>pulls up. Two black suited men wearing dark glasses step out*
>>
>> O_O?!
>>
>>>"Thank you for informing the CIA about this criminal, good citizen"
>>>says Agent #1.
>>
>> "Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my
>>country," says NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord>
>>*Told you so!*
>>
>>>"Come with us, Mord" says Agent #2 as he places the handcuffs on the
>>>startled offender.
>>>"You have the right to remain silent .... but you'll get a serious
>>>beating!" says Agent #1.
>>
>> "Yeah! Beating!" Merc cheers.
>>
>>>"You have the right to consult with a 1st year law student" says
>>>Agent #2.
>>>"Anything that you say will be used against you" says Agent #1 as
>>>Mord is placed into the car.
>>>"But it wasn't exactly the same name!" protests Mord.
>>>"Close enough!" reply both agents.
>>
>> "Bye Bye, Mord," NeoMercury says with false sentiment.
>>"You'll be missed. Don't worry, I'll make sure I send a card every
>> Christmas..do they have Christmas in Malgoria..?"
>>
>>>"Thank you officers" says a smiling Mr. Know-It-All! as the black
>>>car drives away. ^_-
>>>"He should have known better" says Mr. Know-It-All! as he walks
>>>away.
>>
>> "Eh bien.. c'est la vie!" NeoMercury replies as she
>> teleports out Ryoko-style.
>>
>>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>It's Copyriiiiiiight..Infringement...Reveeeeeeeeeeenge! :P
>> --|<3< * --|O<
> HEY!! What about the "!", that's copywrite of Pook! soooo....
>
> *A another large black car with "Copyright Infringement Agency" on
>its doors pulls up. Two black suited men wearing dark glasses step
>out*
>
> "Thank you for informing the CIA about this criminal, good citizen"
> says Agent #1 to a man nearby holding a straw broom.
>
> "Come with us, Mr. Know-It-All!" says Agent #2 as he places the
>handcuffs on the startled offender.
>
> "You have the right to remain silent .... but you'll get a serious
> beating!" says Agent #1.
>
> "You have the right to consult with a 1st year law student" says
> Agent #2.
>
> "Anything that you say will be used against you" says Agent #1 as
>Mr. Know-It-All! is placed into the car.
>
> "But it wasn't exactly the same name!" protests Mr. Know-It-All!.
>
Hey, there's no similarity at all!
> "Close enough!" reply both agents.
>
I demand legal representation.
>"Thank you officers" says a smiling Janitor as the black car drives
>away.
>^_-
>
>"He should have known better" says The Janitor as he takes out his cel
>phone and contacts his author, "You're right, he fell for it Mord."
>
"Hey prisoner 1-4-69, you're not allowed to use the phone!" says the
angry jailer. "Can you say Electric Cattle Prod?" says the smiling
guard. Mord's face turns an ashen grey. 0_0
>
>>> - "Mr. Know-It-All!" (?? !!) ^_-
>
> - "Mr. Wizard" (?? !!) -_^
>Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
A habitual offender! ^_-
"Why you ..... I'll get my revenge!"
*Mr. Know-It-All! meets his legal council, the first year law student
at CIA headquarters.*
"You know, you can copyright ideas and names, but you can't copywrite
punctuation." says Mr. Know-It-All!.
"By Gosh you're right!" exclaims the first year law student. "I'll
tell the authorities and have you released at once!"
As the freed Mr. Know-It-All! and the first year law student leave
the CIA headquarters, the student says, "Golly, that sure was a dirty
trick that Mord tried to pull on you!"
"Don't worry about Mord. I've already made a donation to the jailer's
retirement fund" smiled Mr. Know-It-All!. "Arrangements were already
made with his ID #; now he gets to meet his cellmate."
Back at the jail, a large hulking man is led to Mord's cell. The
large man reads Mord's ID #. "1-4-69? I think we're going to get
along fine little man!" says the brutish man with glee. ^_^
Mord pulls a blanket over his head and softly says "yikes!" 0_0
The jailers smiled and walked away.
--
- "Mr. Know-It-All!" (?? !!) ^_-
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NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Mr. Know-It-All! wrote:
> >In article <19971110112...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> >neome...@aol.com says...
> >>
> >>Mordenkainen wrote:
> >>On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Tenchi Muyo wrote:
> >>> NeoMercury wrote:
> >>> >Mordenkainen wrote:
> >>
> >>*Ridiculous amount of material snipped*
> >
> >>> <Mr.Know-Everything. ^_- Mode on>
> >>
> >> Hey, I'm telling.. copyright infringement on that
> >> other Mr. Know Everything guy. ^_-
> >
> >*A large black car with "Copyright Infringement Agency" on its doors
> >pulls up. Two black suited men wearing dark glasses step out*
>
> O_O?!
>
> >"Thank you for informing the CIA about this criminal, good citizen"
> >says Agent #1.
>
> "Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my country," says
> NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord> *Told you so!*
Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one of those
rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin? And how does one plushify in the
first place? Can you, or the Melon, give lessons on this rare form of
transfornication?
YERP! <relizes what he just typed>
(Shoot, I knew I typed that wrong...) I meant - . . . transformation? Seeing as
how Mord is trapped in a jail cell, it'd be tough to learn from him (unless I feel
like committing a crime... hmmm...)
Brendan "Beej" Dery
- who needs to invent some cool powers like everyone else seems to have...
- who only mentioned "senshi" to give this a _partial_ relevance to being on this
NG (but who could really care less about it's OT status ^_^)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
- who is also struck with "not-enough-included-textitis" (Damn Netscape...)
NeoMercury
>> "Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my >>country,"
says
>> NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord> *Told you >>so!*
>Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one >of
those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
<blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we? <chucks a
polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury
De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
>And how does one plushify in the
>first place? Can you, or the Melon, give lessons on this rare form of
>transfornication?
Well, I could... but..
>_>
<_<
I'd have to kill you.
>YERP! <relizes what he just typed>
Doncha hate when that happens? ^_^
>(Shoot, I knew I typed that wrong...) I meant - . . . transformation? >Seeing
as how Mord is trapped in a jail cell, it'd be tough to learn >from him
(unless I feel like committing a crime... hmmm...)
Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
>Brendan "Beej" Dery
<snippedness>
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Who would like to remind the superintendent NOT to close school while she's in
it! >:| The lower extremities go numb faster than I'd previously expected..
--|<3< * --|O<
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)
On 14 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> "Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my >>country,"
> says
> >> NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord> *Told you >>so!*
>
<runs back on the scene>
Told me what? If it weren't for Tenchi I'd never have made it
back. ^_-
> >Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one >of
> those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
>
> <blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we? <chucks a
> polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury
> De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
> OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
Wow! I never thought I'd see you in a <nudge nudge> henshin.
That's more of NeoMercury than I thought I'd ever see. ^_-
> >And how does one plushify in the
> >first place? Can you, or the Melon, give lessons on this rare form of
> >transfornication?
> Well, I could... but..
>
But what?
> >_>
> <_<
> I'd have to kill you.
;P~~ Cause you could. :)
> >YERP! <relizes what he just typed>
> Doncha hate when that happens? ^_^
>
> >(Shoot, I knew I typed that wrong...) I meant - . . . transformation? >Seeing
> as how Mord is trapped in a jail cell, it'd be tough to learn >from him
> (unless I feel like committing a crime... hmmm...)
>
Not trapped anymore. I was thinking about how to get revenge on a
certain... poster. ;-) But then Tenchi busted me out. I think I'm
suppose to meet him at a secret base or something.
> Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
Like a toothache.
> >Brendan "Beej" Dery
>
> <snippedness>
>
> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Who would like to remind the superintendent NOT to close school while she's in
> it! >:| The lower extremities go numb faster than I'd previously expected..
I take this opportunity to laugh. And hey, when did we get the
new member of the "Let's annoy and pester BillSaturn" club. ^_-
-Mordenkainen
^_- ^_- ^_- ^_- NeoMercury henshin sequence -_^ -_^ -_^ -_^
NeoMercury
Here we go again..
>On 14 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> "Whoo! heh heh, not a problem! Happy to serve my >>country,"
>> says
>> >> NeoMercury, de-plushifying herself. <nudging Mord> *Told you >>so!*
>>
> <runs back on the scene>
> Told me what? If it weren't for Tenchi I'd never have made it
>back. ^_-
infringement. But did you listen? Nooooooo...and now, now...um..now...you're
fine.
>> >Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one >of
>> those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
>>
>> <blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we? <chucks a
>> polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury
>> De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
>> OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
> Wow! I never thought I'd see you in a <nudge nudge> henshin.
Oww..what do you mean--OW! Watch the ribs!
>That's more of NeoMercury than I thought I'd ever see. ^_-
And more than you should have..<THWACK!>
>> >And how does one plushify in the
>> >first place? Can you, or the Melon, give lessons on this rare form of
>> >transfornication?
>> Well, I could... but..
>>
> But what?
>
>> >_>
>> <_<
>> I'd have to kill you.
>
> ;P~~ Cause you could. :)
Eh? Mord, nine times out of ten you make absolutely no sense.. ^_-
>> >YERP! <relizes what he just typed>
>> Doncha hate when that happens? ^_^
>>
>> >(Shoot, I knew I typed that wrong...) I meant - . . . transformation?
>Seeing
>> as how Mord is trapped in a jail cell, it'd be tough to learn >from him
>> (unless I feel like committing a crime... hmmm...)
> >
> Not trapped anymore. I was thinking about how to get revenge on a
>certain... poster. ;-) But then Tenchi busted me out. I think I'm
>suppose to meet him at a secret base or something.
Not so secret anymore..<sweatdrop>
>> Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
>
> Like a toothache.
I'll have you know that toothaches can be quite enjoyable
if handled well. ^_-
>> >Brendan "Beej" Dery
>>
>> <snippedness>
>>
>> ~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Who would like to remind the superintendent NOT to close school while she's
>in it! >:| The lower extremities go numb faster than I'd previously
expected..
>
> I take this opportunity to laugh. And hey, when did we get the
>new member of the "Let's annoy and pester BillSaturn" club. ^_-
He just sort of dropped in. Ah well...the more the merrier!
^_-
> -Mordenkainen
>^_- ^_- ^_- ^_- NeoMercury henshin sequence -_^ -_^ -_^ -_^
D'oh?
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Starting to regain some feeling in her legs. Yay.
BillSaturn
<<<Moon Snipping Meditation>>
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BillSaturn~
"Stop the insanity!"
The *plush* Purple Melon
Tenchi <am I plush?> Muyo wrote:
> Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
> >
> >On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
> >> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
> >> > Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> > > Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
> >> >
> >> > A *plushy* melon.
> >>
> >> Yeah! That's right! and if anbody's got a problem with it they can take
> >> it up with Mord. ;) <melon trying to look scary>
> >
> > <smirk> Try a little harder. ;)
> >
> Perhaps the melon looks scary if we prepare it like a Halloween melon ;-)
>
Don't you dare! <threatening pose>........I think I'm coming off as silly, not
scary, huh?
> >-snip-
> >> > >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
> >> > > ;P~~
> >> > No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O!
> Utsukushiku,
> >> > ne?
> >>
> >> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
> >
> > Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
> >
> More detailled, a purple melon in a purple fuku ^_^;;
ALRIGHT!!! I got a purple Fuku!!! <happy melon dance filled with senshi poses>
^_^
>
>
> >> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
> >> > cripes.Yummy>..
> >> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
> >>
> >> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have
> hands ;p
> >
> > Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
> >
> Pink melons are omnivores, didn't you know that? ;-)
I don't know about Pink Melons, but we Purple Melons eat *anything* ^_^
>
>
> >-snip-
> >> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
> >> > Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
> >> > NeoMerc>
> >>
> >> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
> >> is going to be to wash out?
> >
> > Huh?
> >
> Hmm... we could bleach you as well n_n
Um, would it hurt? I bruise easily....be gentle O_O<Munch>
> >> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when
> you've got
> >> > cute
> >> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
> >> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
> >>
> >> What a silly idea ;)
> >
> > Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
> >
> Anytime! (especially vegetables in pink fukus ^_^;)
NANI!!! How can you say that, I'd love to see a vegetable in a fuku ^_^ Though
i'd prefer purple.
>
>
> >> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of
> course, you
> >> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys.
> Ugly
> >> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
> >> > nauseum>
> >>
> >> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;)
> ......................................HO-TAR-U
YAY, HO-TAR-U!
> >
> > You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
> >
> <takes melon and throws it like football> Hey, that was a good 40 yards! n_n
<Melon floats back> You can get rid of me that easily ^_^
>
>
> >-snip-
> >> > > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
> >> > errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways cuz
> you're
> >> > mean. ^_-
> >>
> >> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
> >>
> > Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
> >copywrite infringement. ;P
> >
> Yes - that's because you're write-protected ;-)
Oh, pooh, I can't write on Mord. <puts away markers> ^_^
>
>
> >-snip-
> >> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
> >> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
> >>
> >> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
> >>
> > Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
> >
> Just go ahead... -_^
<still regenerating>
>
>
> >> > > Yup. ^_-
> >> > You sick puppy you. ;)
> >>
> >> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid,
> >> better get a gun ;p
> >
> > I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
> >
> You mean another dose of morphine? On the way! ^_^
Um, If it's no trouble, i'd prefer the happy pills instead^_^
>
>
> >> > >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
> >> > > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
> >> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as
> we
> >> > please..
> >>
> >> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
> >>
> > Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
> >
> Ai wud säi wi kud ivän mäim it mohr... ;-)
>
>
> >> > > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk about
> >> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
> >> <evil grin>
> >> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
> >>
> >> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
> >>
> > Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
> >
> Hey Merc, also put some sulfuric acid into it - that makes for some neat
> effects! n_n
Ooooh, WOW *turn* WO........That'd be neat, I wanna watch ^_^
>
>
> >> > >> > O_O [....]
> >> > >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
> >> > >> What for? <hands one over>
> >> > > Traitor. >:|
> >> I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying melon
> ;)>
> >> > Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P
> <THWACK!>
> >>
> >> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
> >>
> > Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
> >
> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
> > MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
> > :)
> >
> <joins the thwacking using his cast-iron club> <SNEER>
> MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
>
<groan....the melon stumbles away in pain>
> >> > > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
> >> hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
> >>
> > <thwack!> ecchi little melon.
>
<ouch> .... and enjoying it, thank you very much ;)
> >> > N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement!
> <sniff> Well,
> >> > fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down
> Keiichi..<sob>
> >>
> >> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy
> ;p
> >
> > Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
> >
> Hey Merc, leave me a slice of Keiichi when you're finished! ^_^
What, do you want with a slice of Keichi ?
>
>
> >> > >> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
> >> > > Most likely. ;)
> >> > Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're going
> to take
> >> > leaves off the melon?
> >>
> >> No! I have no leaves, I'm past photosynthesis age, my only destiny is to
> be eaten ^_- but
> >> anyway, *I* was going to defoliate things instead of defiling them ;)
> >
> > ;P
> >
> Uhhhh... a "PINK DEFOLIATOR MELON". Trying to be scary again, eh? ;-)
>
uh, yeah...that's it <blink> anyway, I'm NOT PINK!!!
> >> > > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is she
> to
> >> > >judge. ;)
> >> > Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have
> you? ^_-
> >>
> >> May we? ;)
> >>
> > So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
> >
> You won't include the...<whispers into Mord's ear>? No? Drat. ^_^;
huh? <melon tries to hear but can't> Wha'd you say, huh? huh?
>
>
> >> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> >> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched
> more
> >> > cripes^_^>
> >> > DAMN! Spit those out right now!
> >>
> >> No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >>
> > Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
> >
> The direct way is to cut him open and get 'em - how 'bout it? ;-)
<the melon feels very threatenend right now> Um, guys, what are you planning to
do with those knifes? o_O
>
>
> >> > >>anesthetic if you like ;)
> >> > >>
> >> > > I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
> >> >
> >> > pff..just get it over with.
> >>
> >> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
> >>
> > <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
> >pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
>
What!?! You want me to hit NeoMerc? I can't do that! ^_^
> You don't do that too well... no wonder if you look at their size! ;-)
> >> > >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
> >> > >> > > And your's? ;)
> >> > >> > Your what?
> >> > >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
> >> > > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
> >>
> >> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
> >>
> > Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
> >
> Oh right... as if we wouldn't have enough back-scrubbers already - there are
> only three of the goddesses, just to remember you n_n;
Well, we could bring in the demon, what was her name? ;)
>
>
> >> > I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out
> scissors>
> >> I've still got the mallet <melon swings it about, almost braining
> NeoMerc>
> >>
> Hey, I already cut them off...
<THWACKS Tenchi anyway> x_X bwahahahaha
>
>
> >> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
> >> > Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal. <phew>
> >>
> >> N-normal....I'm scared ^_^
> >
> > You must be afraid of yourself all the time, ne? ^_-
> >
> This thought was coming to me as well ;-)
Only when I look in the mirror ^_^
>
>
> >> > > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made.
> >> > ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's>
> >
> > PINE's justify command. makes everything into a little tiny box
> >of text. Very difficult to read. -_-;;
> >
> Oh yes, PINE. The mutilation program. -_^;;
>
> >> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
> >> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
> >> > >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
> >> > Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying.
> Who's got
> >> > my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
> >>
> >> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
> >
> > Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
> >
> Oh my, what are we plushy again... ;-)
What, your not? ^_^
>
>
> >> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
> >>
> >> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a
> doll....I want a fuku
> >> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
> >
> > No. ;)
> >
> >> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
> >
> >I said no. ;)
> >
> I don't think he hears you. ^_^
I hear, I'm just ignoring you <melon ignoring mord.> ;p
>
>
> > -Mordenkainen
> >Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja news
> >to keep up. ;-)
> >
> Hey, I'm here... but no one responded to my post, even if it was EARLIER as
> plush-melons ;_^ (just look at the date)
>
Ah, sorry, I would have replied to it, but it didn't show up <shrug> sorry ^_^
> Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
>
The *plush* Purple Melon in a fuku
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Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)
On 13 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> Morenkainen wrote:
> >>On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
> >> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
> >> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
> >
> > Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
>
> No no no, Mord. We're discussing how lovely you look in your
> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>
Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
> >> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
> >> > cripes.Yummy>..
> >> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
> >> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i have
> >hands ;p
> > Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
>
> <chasing the Melon around the room with Skuld's mallet>
> So long as he doesn't eat the [OT], we're OK!
Whew! <looks around> Bill doesn't think so though. Hi
BillSaturn!! <waves out grandly> I'd just like to *thank you* again for
*starting* a really cool *off-topic* thread. ^_^ <continues waving
grandly, totally oblivious to the danger> (I'm cruel aren't I. ;)
> -snip-
> >> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
> >> > Good. I knew I could count on you! <oblivious
> >> > NeoMerc>
> >> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
> >> is going to be to wash out?
> > Huh?
> I second that!
I'd second it again, but I'm the one being seconded. ^_-
> >> > > You enjoy this? Well here you go, come on everyone BIG GROUP
> >>> >HUG!! You too melon!
> >> > ERK! >_< <munched cripes>...does anyone know how to get
> >>>purple melon
> >> > stains off one's fuku? n_n;;;
> >> Nani!?! I stain? I'm sorry <gasp> STOP SQUISHING ME! thank you ^_^
> > Ok. <tosses melon over shoulder>
> <wave wave wave>
> > So what else were we talking about? :)
> Hmm, I don't remember, shall we check on the goddesses? ^_-
>
<clasps hands together> Oh yes! The goddesses... I believe we
left them in the bubblebath. ^_-
> >> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when you've
> got cute
> >> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
> >> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
> >> What a silly idea ;)
> > Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
> Or plushy fruits... or batty wizards.. <frown>
Hey! I don't have a bat! I should probably get one though, I'd
have a fighting chance against you people then. ;-)
> >> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of
> course, you
> >> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military guys.
> >>>Ugly
> >> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat ad
> >> > nauseum>
> >> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;) ......................................HO-TAR-U
> > You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
>
> He's like those roach things, if you see one, there's a
> hundre--no, wait. They keep coming back. Yeah.
Er, ok.
> -snip-
> >> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
> > Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
> >copywrite infringement. ;P
> Hey!! He hurt me, why wouldn't he hurt you? <Gee, Merc,
> you probably shouldn't answer your own questions. :> n_n
:P That's in the second variation of this thread though. ^_-
(where by the third variation has 3 Re: in the header. -_^
> -snip-
> >> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
> >> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon rod>
> >> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
> > Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
>
> Quite simply, no. I've seen that Terminator movie once or
> twice.
>
I was refering to the OAV. ^_^
> >> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its rabid,
> >> better get a gun ;p
> > I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
>
> <loads shotgun> Hmmm? ^_-
>
Well don't just stand there, fire away. -_^
> >> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language as we
> >> > please..
> >> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
> > Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
>
> [....] I...I...uh...no comment..*sigh*
>
^_^ Shall we mutilate it more? ^_^
> >> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies. ;>
> >> <evil grin>
> >> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your demise..
> >> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
> > Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
> <gets out notepad> OK, who had the chainsaw death?
>
Melon. I still haven't gotten around to emailing mine. ^_-
> >> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
> > Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
> Awww cripes..
> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
> <points to melon> Bwahahaha...you got thwacked! Nyaaaah!
> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
> D'OH!
> > MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
> > :)
> Wipe that smirk off your face.. Better yet, let me thwack it
> off your face for you.. <wielding the spatula o'doom>
>
HOLD IT!! I believe some body else copywrited the spatula dear..
;) <Now with any luck, that person will now step in. ;>
> >> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that missy ;p
> Don't worry, I'll get around to it...it's been a busy day.
> > Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
> No, it's pretty bad when you have to settle for Tamiya. ^_-
<shudder>
> > So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
>
> Funny stuff? I beg your pardon, there's nothing
> humorous about guys turning into girls and yelling out devastating
> attacks such as "STAR GENTLE UTERUS!" and wearing skimpy
> dominatrix-esque fuku.. ^_-
You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
> >> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
> >> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....] <munched more
> >>> > cripes^_^>
> > >> DAMN! Spit those out right now!
> > >No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> >AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> > Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
>
> Really? Ok, cool. <twirls spatula and lets the melon
> have it> ^_-
Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore. ^_-
> >> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
> > <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
> >pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
>
> <blink> So..you do realize you can sue for malpractice? ^_-
The high point of my life.. sueing a purple melon. ;-)
> >> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
> > Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
>
> Nonono, I can take care of myself. n_n;;
>
Got out of that one fast enough.
> >> > > Aw crud! ^J strikes again... so I snip the mess it made. >> >
> ^J? Whaaa? <plushie-NM piku piku's> > PINE's justify command. makes
> everything into a little tiny box >of text. Very difficult to read.
> -_-;;
>
> Ahh...my sympathies. >
Arigato. Sample of output above.
> >> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
> >> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean too!
> >> > >No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
> >> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
> > Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
>
> <piku piku> Why are you running, my children of the night?
>
You need an answer to that? O_o
> >> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing. ^_-
> >> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and a
> >doll....I want a fuku
> >> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
> > No. ;)
>
> You tell him, Mord. ^_-
>
I just did. ^_^
> >> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
> >I said no. ;)
> Yeah! Down with tyranny and so on and so forth!
> >-Mordenkainen
> >Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja >news to
> keep up. ;-)
> Nope, his post reached my server, I just don't have the patience
> to respond to it all. n_n
His server must be further from mine than yours cause his showed
up almost a day later. -_-;;
> ~*-*~Still Plushie NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Now in 6 inch "mini adventure doll" size!
-Plushie Mordenkainen
Yeah, I get the stuffing beat out of me every day. ^_-
BillSaturn
Hi.
BillSaturn~
It had to happen,,,,,
Tenchi Muyo
The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>
>Tenchi <am I plush?> Muyo wrote:
>
>> Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo doll ;) wrote:
>> >
>> >On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>> >> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> > Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >> > > Face it, you're just a melon. ;)
>> >> >
>> >> > A *plushy* melon.
>> >>
>> >> Yeah! That's right! and if anbody's got a problem with it they can
take
>> >> it up with Mord. ;) <melon trying to look scary>
>> >
>> > <smirk> Try a little harder. ;)
>> >
>> Perhaps the melon looks scary if we prepare it like a Halloween melon ;-)
>>
>
>Don't you dare! <threatening pose>........I think I'm coming off as silly,
not
>scary, huh?
>
>> >-snip-
>> >> > >> <Swoooooosh> o_O Ooooh..pretty, they go very well with you ;)
>> >> > > ;P~~
>> >> > No no! I agree! Look at the craftsmanship! O_O!
>> Utsukushiku,
>> >> > ne?
>> >>
>> >> Um, yeah ^_^ I agree completely <whispers> What am i agreeing with?
>> >
>> > Something about a purple melon in a fuku. <shudder>
>> >
>> More detailled, a purple melon in a purple fuku ^_^;;
>
>ALRIGHT!!! I got a purple Fuku!!! <happy melon dance filled with senshi
>poses> ^_^
>
Now, was that the 'melon mambo' or something? ;-)
>> >> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
>> >> > cripes.Yummy>..
>> >> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>> >>
>> >> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i
have
>> hands ;p
>> >
>> > Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
>> >
>> Pink melons are omnivores, didn't you know that? ;-)
>
>I don't know about Pink Melons, but we Purple Melons eat *anything* ^_^
>
Admit it - under that fake purple color, you're PINK! ^_^;;
>> >-snip-
>> >> > > Yeah we all believe you. ;)
>> >> > Good. I knew I could count on you!
<oblivious
>> >> > NeoMerc>
>> >>
>> >> <melon looks at numbers drawn on him o_o> Do you know how hard this
>> >> is going to be to wash out?
>> >
>> > Huh?
>> >
>> Hmm... we could bleach you as well n_n
>
>Um, would it hurt? I bruise easily....be gentle O_O<Munch>
>
No - It'll only eat some holes into you, but besides that... n_n
>> >> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when
>> you've got
>> >> > cute
>> >> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>> >> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
>> >>
>> >> What a silly idea ;)
>> >
>> > Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
>> >
>> Anytime! (especially vegetables in pink fukus ^_^;)
>
>NANI!!! How can you say that, I'd love to see a vegetable in a fuku ^_^
Though
>i'd prefer purple.
>
Lookit there - a herbasexual (turned on by vegetables) ^_^;;
>> >> > Right. And let's not forget MI-NA-KO! ;) Of
>> course, you
>> >> > could always just go watch huge bugs ripping apart ugly military
guys.
>> Ugly
>> >> > military guys...MI-NA-KO!....Ugly Military guys...MI-NA-KO! <repeat
>> >> > ad nauseum>
>> >>
>> >> Okay ^_^ I'm nauseous now ;)
>> ......................................HO-TAR-U
>
>YAY, HO-TAR-U!
>
<THWACK!> MI-NA-KO! (look down for more THWACK!s)
>> > You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
>> >
>> <takes melon and throws it like football> Hey, that was a good 40 yards!
n_n
>
><Melon floats back> You can get rid of me that easily ^_^
>
Really, it's that easy? Then, why didn't it work? ^_^;
>> >-snip-
>> >> > > That's Mr. Know-it-All.... see no copyright infringement. ;)
>> >> > errrrrr..whatever. I'm telling anyways
cuz
>> you're
>> >> > mean. ^_-
>> >>
>> >> <hehehahah> <singing 'Mords gonna get in trouble'>
>> >>
>> > Nah! Mr. Know-it-all wouldn't hurt me. ^_^ (Besides, there's no
>> >copywrite infringement. ;P
>> >
>> Yes - that's because you're write-protected ;-)
>
>Oh, pooh, I can't write on Mord. <puts away markers> ^_^
>
Tough luck, eh? ;-)
>> >-snip-
>> >> > > Seen what? ^_^ <snipped too much. ;)
>> >> > OMG! OAV...heh. <wiping melon off the moon
rod>
>> >>
>> >> <Melon puddles on floor and starts to regenerate>
>> >>
>> > Hey! I've seen that!! Want me to tell you about it? ^_^
>> >
>> Just go ahead... -_^
>
><still regenerating>
>
<watches Melon regenerating>
>> >> > > Yup. ^_-
>> >> > You sick puppy you. ;)
>> >>
>> >> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its
rabid,
>> >> better get a gun ;p
>> >
>> > I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
>> >
>> You mean another dose of morphine? On the way! ^_^
>
>Um, If it's no trouble, i'd prefer the happy pills instead^_^
>
You mean some LSD pills? Ok, as you want it - they'll make you darn happy
;-) <gives LSD pills to Purple Melon who eats them the instant>
>> >> > >> Isn't that a magazine? perhaps vague would be a better word ;)
>> >> > > Yeah! That rocks man! ;)
>> >> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English language
as
>> we
>> >> > please..
>> >>
>> >> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
>> >>
>> > Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
>> >
>> Ai wud säi wi kud ivän mäim it mohr... ;-)
>
Isn' that a really artful maim? n_n
>> >> > > I think I can figure it out... but hey, we can alway talk
about
>> >> > >her behind her back in email, ne? <j/k... we'll forward you copies.
;>
>> >> <evil grin>
>> >> > Give me a few minutes while I plot your
demise..
>> >>
>> >> I want sharp objects in mine, that's all I ask, a knife or two ^_^
>> >>
>> > Um, I'd better email my request for a demise. ^_-
>> >
>> Hey Merc, also put some sulfuric acid into it - that makes for some neat
>> effects! n_n
>
>Ooooh, WOW *turn* WO........That'd be neat, I wanna watch ^_^
>
Ok, then join us others watching it n_n So, Merc, on with your plan - we're
waiting ;-)
>> >> > >> > O_O [....]
>> >> > >> > Um...someone get the moon rod.
>> >> > >> What for? <hands one over>
>> >> > > Traitor. >:|
>> >> I'm not a traitor! I didn't know waht she was going to do! <lying
melon
>> ;)>
>> >> > Damn straight. AMI-CHAN! AMI-CHAN! ;P
>> <THWACK!>
>> >>
>> >> <kick, kick> Hey, AMI! AMI! AMI! ;p (at mord)
>> >>
>> > Takes 2 bats and prepares for vengence:
>> >
>> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKs Melon>
>> > MI-NA-KO <THWACKS Merc>
>> > MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
>> > :)
>> >
>> <joins the thwacking using his cast-iron club> <SNEER>
>> MI <THWACKs Melon> NA <THWACKs Merc> KO! <THWACKs both>
>>
>
><groan....the melon stumbles away in pain>
>
Ok, I think you learned your lesson ^_^
>> >> > > Yeah! Let me do both! ^_^
>> >> hey! I get one...after all, i'm scrub and am scrubbed with ;)
>> >>
>> > <thwack!> ecchi little melon.
>>
>
><ouch> .... and enjoying it, thank you very much ;)
>
Enjoy it as long as you still can ;-)
>> >> > N-nani yo?! I thought we had an agreement!
>> <sniff> Well,
>> >> > fine! I don't need you guys ANYWAY! I'll just go track down
>> Keiichi..<sob>
>> >>
>> >> Hey, comeback, you haven't killed me yet! I'm holding you to that
missy
>> ;p
>> >
>> > Pretty bad when you have to settle for Kei I think. ;)
>> >
>> Hey Merc, leave me a slice of Keiichi when you're finished! ^_^
>
>What, do you want with a slice of Keichi ?
>
Oh, just as a souvenir ;-)
>> >> > >> So, i'd need to get into the defoliation business i guess ;)
>> >> > > Most likely. ;)
>> >> > Defoliation...as opposed to foliation. We're
going
>> to take
>> >> > leaves off the melon?
>> >>
>> >> No! I have no leaves, I'm past photosynthesis age, my only destiny is
to
>> be eaten ^_- but
>> >> anyway, *I* was going to defoliate things instead of defiling them ;)
>> >
>> > ;P
>> >
>> Uhhhh... a "PINK DEFOLIATOR MELON". Trying to be scary again, eh? ;-)
>>
>
>uh, yeah...that's it <blink> anyway, I'm NOT PINK!!!
>
If I would scrub off the purple paint, anyone could see you are pink ^_^
>> >> > > ;P~~~ If it looks better on me than a neosenshi then who is
she
>> to
>> >> > >judge. ;)
>> >> > Oh, you haven't seen my Starlights fuku yet, have
>> you? ^_-
>> >>
>> >> May we? ;)
>> >>
>> > So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
>> >
>> You won't include the...<whispers into Mord's ear>? No? Drat. ^_^;
>
>huh? <melon tries to hear but can't> Wha'd you say, huh? huh?
>
I won't tell ya! :-P
>> >> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
>> >> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....]
<munched
>> more
>> >> > cripes^_^>
>> >> > DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>> >>
>> >> No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> >>
>> > Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
>> >
>> The direct way is to cut him open and get 'em - how 'bout it? ;-)
>
><the melon feels very threatenend right now> Um, guys, what are you
planning >to do with those knifes? o_O
>
Can't you guess it? <sneer>
>> >> > >>anesthetic if you like ;)
>> >> > >>
>> >> > > I was expecting that one for some reason. ;)
>> >> >
>> >> > pff..just get it over with.
>> >>
>> >> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>> >>
>> > <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
>> >pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
>>
>
>What!?! You want me to hit NeoMerc? I can't do that! ^_^
>
>> You don't do that too well... no wonder if you look at their size! ;-)
>
>> >> > >> > > scrubs which half of Bell's back>
>> >> > >> > > And your's? ;)
>> >> > >> > Your what?
>> >> > >> I think he meant your back...I'll scrub it for you ;)
>> >> > > No I was referring it Tenchi's batwings. ;)
>> >>
>> >> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>> >>
>> > Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
>> >
>> Oh right... as if we wouldn't have enough back-scrubbers already - there
are
>> only three of the goddesses, just to remember you n_n;
>
>Well, we could bring in the demon, what was her name? ;)
>
Mara's the name - and yes, that's no bad idea n_n
>> >> > I wonder if he wants to keep those? <gets out
>> scissors>
>> >> I've still got the mallet <melon swings it about, almost braining
>> NeoMerc>
>> >>
>> Hey, I already cut them off...
>
><THWACKS Tenchi anyway> x_X bwahahahaha
>
OUCH! <rubs head> Now you'll become a Halloween melon! <grabs knife and
hunts the melon> You can't escape me! >:-)
>> >> > > I detect sarcasm... ;)
>> >> > Really? Good, I'm getting back to normal.
<phew>
>> >>
>> >> N-normal....I'm scared ^_^
>> >
>> > You must be afraid of yourself all the time, ne? ^_-
>> >
>> This thought was coming to me as well ;-)
>
>Only when I look in the mirror ^_^
>
Does the mirror shatter if you look into it? ;-)
<^X snip - I don't have PINE>
>> >> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean
>> >> > >too! No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
>> >> > Ooh. Yes, you're a scary one. Terrifying.
>> Who's got
>> >> > my scissors? I've got stuffing to pull out..
>> >>
>> >> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
>> >
>> > Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
>> >
>> Oh my, what are we plushy again... ;-)
>
>What, your not? ^_^
>
I could maintain my normal form ^_^;
>> >> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing.
^_-
>> >>
>> >> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy, and
a
>> doll....I want a fuku
>> >> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
>> >
>> > No. ;)
>> >
>> >> The *plushie* Purple Melon <in a fuku> ^_^
>> >
>> >I said no. ;)
>> >
>> I don't think he hears you. ^_^
>
>I hear, I'm just ignoring you <melon ignoring mord.> ;p
>
If it's this way... ^_^;
>> > -Mordenkainen
>> >Hmmm, Tenchi seems to be lagging behind, perhaps he should check deja >>
>news to keep up. ;-)
>> >
>> Hey, I'm here... but no one responded to my post, even if it was EARLIER
>> as plush-melons ;_^ (just look at the date)
>>
>
>Ah, sorry, I would have replied to it, but it didn't show up <shrug> sorry
^_^
>
>> Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
>>
>
>The *plush* Purple Melon in a fuku
<snipped useless space>
--
Tenchi (remove the stars before e-mailing)
Manga Buddha O:-)
Proud owner of a kooky imploding mango
"Bellae Hoplitae Nautae Lunae" amandae sunt!
("Pretty Soldiers Sailor Moon" must be loved!)
"Rollicking Red Rural Rodents Rushing Really Rapid Rapture Rambunctiously
Roaring Rabid Raja Raul's Rare Royal Rufous Refrigerator" Me ^_^
Pu
NeoMercury wrote:
> Here we go again..
> >On 14 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
> >> >Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one of those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
> >>
> >> <blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we? <chucks a polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
> >> OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
> > Wow! I never thought I'd see you in a <nudge nudge> henshin.
> Oww..what do you mean--OW! Watch the ribs!
hey bud! you hit her one more time, and just wait and see what happens
to you =.= you know, i can make three ton trucks drop out of nowhere,
it's called "Pu's truck of Smiting."
> >That's more of NeoMercury than I thought I'd ever see. ^_-
>
> And more than you should have..<THWACK!>
O_O piku piku O_O pu SMASH! <pu pulls out the BAK and proceeds to
beat about the head and shoulders> now if that happens ever again i'll
kick your @$$ up around your neck so you can wear it like a collar!
> >> Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
> > Like a toothache.
>
> I'll have you know that toothaches can be quite enjoyable if handled well. ^_-
yeah, like if you mention to me that it hurts and i kiss it to make it
feel better ^_-
Pu,
i just gotta get dragon half back ;_;
Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 13 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> Morenkainen wrote:
>>> >>On Tue, 11 Nov 1997, The *plush* Purple Melon wrote:
>>> >> Plushie NeoMercury wrote:
>>> No no no, Mord. We're discussing how lovely you look in
> your
>>> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>>>
>> Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
>
NG
> seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
>
Perhaps he should ty out lace lingerie instead ;-)
>>> >> > > > You mean it wasn't serious? Aw,<munched the
>>> >> > cripes.Yummy>..
>>> >> > Hands off my cripes, you savage!
>>> >> But they're sooooooooooo yummy ^_- and I'm not a savage...nor do i
>>> > have hands ;p
>>> > Watch it NeoMerc. He eats "Re:" as well. ;)
>>>
>>> <chasing the Melon around the room with Skuld's
mallet>
>>> So long as he doesn't eat the [OT], we're OK!
> >
>> Whew! <looks around> Bill doesn't think so though. Hi
>>BillSaturn!! <waves out grandly> I'd just like to *thank you* again for
>>*starting* a really cool *off-topic* thread. ^_^ <continues waving
>>grandly, totally oblivious to the danger> (I'm cruel aren't I. ;)
>
> <stops the mallet, just inches away from the
innocent
> melon> Eh? Oh yes! I nearly forgot! <runs up and shakes Bill's hand
> emphatically> This is the most interesting conversation I've ever had on
the
> newsgroup. Thank goddess for you, sir! I'll make sure it lives on in
your
> honor forever! n_n
>
<pats Bill on the back> I'll also look for this thread, I promise! ^_^
>>> -snip-
>>> > So what else were we talking about? :)
>>> Hmm, I don't remember, shall we check on the goddesses?
^_-
>>>
>> <clasps hands together> Oh yes! The goddesses... I believe we
>>left them in the bubblebath. ^_-
>
> In the bubblebath, cold, lonely and worried sick
about
> their back scrubbers? Heavens, we should be ashamed of ourselves.. ^_^
>
Ok, back to the goddesses! <hurries back to the tub and starts to scub
Skuld's back>
>>> >> > > >> Pff, who needs those special effects when
> you've
>>> got cute
>>> >> > > >> girls in sailor outfits? n_n;;
>>> >> > > Mmmm, girls in sailor outfits. n_n;
>>> >> What a silly idea ;)
>>> > Beats seeing vegetables in sailor outfits. o_O
>>> Or plushy fruits... or batty wizards.. <frown>
>>
>> Hey! I don't have a bat! I should probably get one though, I'd
>>have a fighting chance against you people then. ;-)
>
> <ahem> I'd like to take you up on that challenge.
^_-
>
Ok - let me see what you've got! <grabs popcorn> You can start now!
>>> > You're still here? I thought we threw you away. ;)
>>>
>>> He's like those roach things, if you see one, there's a
>>> hundre--no, wait. They keep coming back. Yeah.
>>
>> Er, ok.
>
> You don't enjoy my colorful analogies? ;)
>
Perhaps he just doesn't like the bright pink ones ;-)
>>> -snip-
>[referring to the copyright infringement thread]
>> :P That's in the second variation of this thread though. ^_-
>>(where by the third variation has 3 Re: in the header. -_^
>
> Pretty soon we're going to take over the entire
> newsgroup. ;)
>
Yes - and then we'll take over the world! BWHAHAHAHA!
>>> -snip-
>>>
>> I was refering to the OAV. ^_^
>
> Umm..yeah, so was I. n_n;;;; <three cheers for SNIP!>
>
>>> >> Quick! Get a Vet!! Hurry...Hurry..<face faults> er...I thinks its
rabid,
>> >>> better get a gun ;p
>> >> I think the melon needs another dose of medicine Merc. ;)
>>>
>> > <loads shotgun> Hmmm? ^_-
>>>
>> Well don't just stand there, fire away. -_^
>
> Now, don't worry, Melon-kun, this won't hurt a
bit...
> Well, after the initial feeling of your internal organs being splattered
all
> over the sidewalk, everything should be just fine.. n_n
>
I didn't know that melons have inner organs ^_^;
>>> >> > Yeah, let's just go mutilate the English
language as
> we
>>> >> > please..
>>> >> Their be gno beter hobi than mutalating the inglish languge ;)
>>> > Yeah dude! The slick veg knows what's happ'nin', eh.
>>>
>>> [....] I...I...uh...no comment..*sigh*
>>>
>> ^_^ Shall we mutilate it more? ^_^
>
> Only if you want to be mutilated as well. ;P
>
Lät'z stahrt sä muhtilaishon ;-)
>>> <gets out notepad> OK, who had the chainsaw death?
>>>
>> Melon. I still haven't gotten around to emailing mine. ^_-
>
> Right.. Well, hurry up about it. <opens up pocket
> dimension®> Now...where was that chainsaw..?
>
Here, I'll borrow you mine n_n
>>> Wipe that smirk off your face.. Better yet, let me
thwack
> it
>>> off your face for you.. <wielding the spatula o'doom>
>>
>> HOLD IT!! I believe some body else copywrited the spatula dear..
>>;) <Now with any luck, that person will now step in. ;>
>
> BWAHAHAHA! You've no chance of winning this one.
Ucchan
> seems to have vanished off the face of the earth, and even if she were
here,
> she gave me the spatula. So I'm off the hook. Nyaaaaah! ;P
>
I think she gave you the spatula when you "asked her" using your club ^_^;
>>> > So long as it doesn't include the funny stuff. ;)
>>>
>>> Funny stuff? I beg your pardon, there's nothing
>>> humorous about guys turning into girls and yelling out devastating
>>> attacks such as "STAR GENTLE UTERUS!" and wearing skimpy
>>> dominatrix-esque fuku.. ^_-
>>
>> You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
>
> Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
>
<takes chocolade from sleeping Merc and eats it> I know, Im fierce >:-)
>> >> > >> > > What about your leathery wings? :)
>>> >> > >> > Pff, I don't have any---- [....]
<munched
> more
>>> >>> > cripes^_^>
>>> > >> DAMN! Spit those out right now!
>>> > >No! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <deep breath> >>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>> > Just smack him enough and they'll come out. ;)
>>>
>>> Really? Ok, cool. <twirls spatula and lets the
> melon
>>> have it> ^_-
>>
>> Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore. ^_-
>
> Well.. <pulls gloves on and begins to sort through
the
> melon innards> Hmm...no..nope...ohmygod, what the hell is that?
> ...no..nah..not quite...YEAH! Here we are. oh..gross. Is Tenchi back
from
> the basement yet? I need him to wash out these cripes..
>
Yuck! I won't touch that - wash them out yourself! ^_^;;
>>> >> <WHACK> x_X <melon laughs at Mords comatose body> HAHAHAHA
>>> > <comes to> NOT ME YOU IDIOT! She's the one with the bat wings and
>>> >pending surgery. =) I'm just covering mine up. ;)
>>>
>>> <blink> So..you do realize you can sue for
malpractice?
> ^_-
>>
>> The high point of my life.. sueing a purple melon. ;-)
>
> Come on now, it'll be fun. ;) You can't swear a
> melon in if he doesn't have any arms..so you'll win on a technicality.
>
Good point - so let's start! ;-)
>>> >> oh, well...I'll still scrub your back NeoMerc ;)
>>> > Pu should jump in right about here. ;)
>>>
>>> Nonono, I can take care of myself. n_n;;
>>>
>> Got out of that one fast enough.
>
> Yep. Slick Merc, they called me way back when..
n,n
>
Yes, I can imagine that ;-)
>>> >> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
>>> >> > >Stay back NeoMerc!! I may be a plushy but I can look *real* mean
>>> >> > >too! No!!! Stay back I say!! ARGH!
>> >> <Melon hides from the mad neomerc> s-scary o_O
>>> > Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
>>>
>>> <piku piku> Why are you running, my children of the night?
>>>
>> You need an answer to that? O_o
>
> No, I really needed some sleep.. -_-;;
>
Then go and sleep already! <waits to get the rest of the chocolate>
>>> >> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>> >> > When you can't have a Plushy Mordenmelon, get the next best thing.
^_-
>>> >> I resent you combining us ;p...Both of you got a fuku, are plushy,
and a
>>> >doll....I want a fuku
>>> >> and a 'as is' doll too....please ^_^
>>> > No. ;)
>>>
>>> You tell him, Mord. ^_-
>>>
>> I just did. ^_^
>
> Do it again. I like a man with authority. ;P
>
Yeah - turn her on even more :-)~
>> -Plushie Mordenkainen
>>Yeah, I get the stuffing beat out of me every day. ^_-
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>Comes with her very own Pu-chan! ;)
> --|<3< * --|O<
>"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>
>-=-=-=-=-"Anata no baka! Yurusenai!"-=-=-=-=-
>
>"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor
NeoMercury says!"
Hey, hands off my ribcage! ^_^;;
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)
On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
> NeoMercury wrote:
> >
> > Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
> > >> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
> > > Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
> > Well, judging from the fact that everyone else on the NG
> > seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
>
> It's like a train wreck - you don't want to watch, but somehow, you have to see if anyone was
> carrying anything valuable...
Hayuck... to both of you.
> > > Whew! <looks around> Bill doesn't think so though. Hi
> > >BillSaturn!! <waves out grandly> I'd just like to *thank you* again for
> > >*starting* a really cool *off-topic* thread. ^_^ <continues waving
> > >grandly, totally oblivious to the danger> (I'm cruel aren't I. ;)
> > <stops the mallet, just inches away from the innocent
> > melon> Eh? Oh yes! I nearly forgot! <runs up and shakes Bill's hand
> > emphatically> This is the most interesting conversation I've ever had on the
> > newsgroup. Thank goddess for you, sir! I'll make sure it lives on in your
> > honor forever! n_n
> Though I've just joined on this exquisite thread, I too must take the time to kneel and bow to
> BillSaturn in thanks for starting one of the most useful and decorative threads I've seen in _my_
> time on the NG... <Beej drops to his knees, then realizes he'd better hide, and quick!>
I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
> > >> -snip-
> > In the bubblebath, cold, lonely and worried sick about
> > their back scrubbers? Heavens, we should be ashamed of ourselves.. ^_^
>
> <Beej calls from the tub> Don't worry - I'm keeping their skin clear and fresh! You just keep on
> talking in the other room! I'm doing fine! No, don't come in!! <splash!> (BTW, for all of you
> keeping track, I'm currently scrubbing Bell-chan's back ^_^)
>
Fine, you scrub her back while I scrub her front. ^_^
(Hey, Tenchi's already in there to, ne? <read the other post.>)
> > > Hey! I don't have a bat! I should probably get one though, I'd
> > >have a fighting chance against you people then. ;-)
> > <ahem> I'd like to take you up on that challenge. ^_-
> I'll referee! (but that'd take out all the fun, wouldn't it? ^_^)
Only if you intended to join in on the senseless bashing.
> > > Er, ok.
> > You don't enjoy my colorful analogies? ;)
>
> As long as they're PINK, ne? <Beej snickers, as he has no idea why he's picking on the Melon - he
> never did anyhting to me...>
The analogies of what? ^_- Snip snip snip snip snip. ;-)
> > >> -snip-
> > [referring to the copyright infringement thread]
> > > :P That's in the second variation of this thread though. ^_-
> > >(where by the third variation has 3 Re: in the header. -_^
> > Pretty soon we're going to take over the entire
> > newsgroup. ;)
>
> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational electorate... Nominations?
>
Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
of cash? ;)
> > >> -snip-
> > > I was refering to the OAV. ^_^
> > Umm..yeah, so was I. n_n;;;; <three cheers for SNIP!>
>
> Nani? How do you get Terminator out of the OAV? Unless you consider Tamiya (sp?)...
We mentioned terminator?
> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP! --------------->
> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
>
> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
>
I think that means yes. ^_^
<snip NeoMerc's batwings>
> > > Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore. ^_-
> >
> > Well.. <pulls gloves on and begins to sort through the
> > melon innards> Hmm...no..nope...ohmygod, what the hell is that?
> > ...no..nah..not quite...YEAH! Here we are. oh..gross. Is Tenchi back from
> > the basement yet? I need him to wash out these cripes..
>
> I'd do it, but I haven't the proper equipment. <Beej hopes Tenchi returns soon, before these two
> give HIMSELF the job of washing out the cripes...>
>
He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
> > > The high point of my life.. sueing a purple melon. ;-)
> > Come on now, it'll be fun. ;) You can't swear a
> > melon in if he doesn't have any arms..so you'll win on a technicality.
>
> I'd be careful - I think this is going to be the next episode of "Law and Order" (cool show ^_^).
> The boyz from Copyright Infringement might show up again... Hmmm... maybe that "any resemblance to
> a person living or dead" disclaimer might protect you... Oh well, even if they don't use the idea,
> maybe you can write the script and sell it to them, eh?
>
There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
> > >> >> > >-Plushy Mordenkainen
> > >> > Plushy Mordenkainen jumps up and bounces away. ;)
> > >> >> > ~*-*~Plush NeoMercurY~*-*~
> > > -Plushie Mordenkainen
> > >Yeah, I get the stuffing beat out of me every day. ^_-
> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a ancient text on the lost art of
> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
<to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
> <Beej partially plushifying>
> It's working - it's working!
>
> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
> .
> .
> .
> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the ancient text!!
>
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. -_^
The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
> Semi-plush Beej
> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for right here, OK?)
HEY!
> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
-Plushy Mordenkainen
Who is just so cuddly. ;)
NeoMercury
NeoMercury wrote:
> Here we go again..
> >On 14 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> >Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like one
of >those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
>> >>
>> >> <blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we? <chucks a
>polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury
>De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
>> >> OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
>> > Wow! I never thought I'd see you in a <nudge nudge> henshin.
>> Oww..what do you mean--OW! Watch the ribs!
>
> hey bud! you hit her one more time, and just wait and see what
>happens to you =.=
Wasn't really a hit, it was more of a nudge, and anyways,
I--
> you know, i can make three ton trucks drop out of nowhere,
>it's called "Pu's truck of Smiting."
Oooh. O_O You haven't showed me that one, would you
mind demonstrating on Mord-sama? n_n
>> >That's more of NeoMercury than I thought I'd ever see. ^_-
>>
>> And more than you should have..<THWACK!>
>
> O_O piku piku O_O pu SMASH!
Nani yo? Is that kind of like "Hulk smash!"?
> <pu pulls out the BAK and proceeds to beat about the head and shoulders>
Oh, now, that's just plain mean..
> now if that happens ever again i'll kick your @$$ up around your neck so you
>can wear it like a collar!
heh heh heh...ohh the visuals. n_n
>> >> Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
>> > Like a toothache.
>>
>> I'll have you know that toothaches can be quite
enjoyable if >handled well. ^_-
>
> yeah, like if you mention to me that it hurts and i kiss it to make it
>feel better ^_-
Kiss a toothache? <crows fly behind NeoMerc's head as
color fades from the scene> *sweatdrop*
>Pu,
>i just gotta get dragon half back ;_;
Lending out our anime, are we? o_O I wish you luck..
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Who remembers a time when her OMG! manga was always getting passed around
during the lunch period. x_x oi.
--|<3< * --|O<
"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
NeoMercury
Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
>> NeoMercury wrote
>> > Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
>> > >> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>> > > Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
>> > Well, judging from the fact that everyone else on
the NG
>> > seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
>>
>> It's like a train wreck - you don't want to watch, but somehow, you have to
see >>if anyone was carrying anything valuable...
>
> Hayuck... to both of you.
Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful language..
^_^
> I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
I could. <evil evil evil grin>
<oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>> > >> -snip-
>> > In the bubblebath, cold, lonely and worried sick
about
>> > their back scrubbers? Heavens, we should be ashamed of ourselves.. ^_^
>>
>> <Beej calls from the tub> Don't worry - I'm keeping their skin clear and
fresh! >You just keep on
>> talking in the other room! I'm doing fine! No, don't come in!! <splash!>
>(BTW, for all of you
>> keeping track, I'm currently scrubbing Bell-chan's back ^_^)
>>
> Fine, you scrub her back while I scrub her front. ^_^
> (Hey, Tenchi's already in there to, ne? <read the other post.>)
<thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in that
bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and kitchen
duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian, and
a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this toothbrush?
You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>> > > Er, ok.
>> > You don't enjoy my colorful analogies? ;)
>>
>> As long as they're PINK, ne? <Beej snickers, as he has no idea why he's
>>picking on the Melon - he never did anyhting to me...>
>
> The analogies of what? ^_- Snip snip snip snip snip. ;-)
Curse you, wizard.. Foiled again. Just wait til next
time...bwahaha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHA<gasp hack cough>HAHA!
>> > >> -snip-
> > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the entire
> > >newsgroup. ;)
>>
>> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational electorate...
>>Nominations?
>>
> Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
>of cash? ;)
Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for: the
author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>
> We mentioned terminator?
Um..uhh...<blush>
<the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
--------------->
>> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
>> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
>>
>> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
>>
> I think that means yes. ^_^
yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
<snip NeoMerc's batwings>
OW! Watch it. ;)
>> > > Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore. ^_-
>> >
>> > Well.. <pulls gloves on and begins to sort through
the
>> > melon innards> Hmm...no..nope...ohmygod, what the hell is that?
>> > ...no..nah..not quite...YEAH! Here we are. oh..gross. Is Tenchi back
from
>> > the basement yet? I need him to wash out these cripes..
>>
>> I'd do it, but I haven't the proper equipment. <Beej hopes Tenchi returns
soon, >>before these two
>> give HIMSELF the job of washing out the cripes...>
>>
> He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
>the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
heh heh heh...I want those so clean I can see my face in
em! ..and don't forget the kitchen. ^_- Oh Uuuuuuurd-saaaan...I'll be right
there. n_n
>> > > The high point of my life.. sueing a purple melon. ;-)
>> > Come on now, it'll be fun. ;) You can't swear a
>> > melon in if he doesn't have any arms..so you'll win on a technicality.
>>
>> I'd be careful - I think this is going to be the next episode of "Law and
Order" >>(cool show ^_^).
>> The boyz from Copyright Infringement might show up again... Hmmm... >maybe
that "any resemblance to
>> a person living or dead" disclaimer might protect you... Oh well, even if
they >don't use the idea,
>> maybe you can write the script and sell it to them, eh?
>>
> There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of this
one..>
>> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a ancient
text >>on the lost art of
>> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
>
> <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
<snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
>> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
>> <Beej partially plushifying>
>> It's working - it's working!
>>
>> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
ancient >>text!!
>>
> WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >-_^
Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
<nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
practice that? O_O
<to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>>> Semi-plush Beej
>>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
>>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for
>right here, OK?)
>
> HEY!
I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
>> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>
> Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how the
hell should I know?"
> -Plushy Mordenkainen
>Who is just so cuddly. ;)
~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
Brendan "Beej" Dery
NeoMercury wrote:
>
> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
> >On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
> >> NeoMercury wrote
> >> > Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> > >> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
> >> > > Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
> >> > Well, judging from the fact that everyone else on
> the NG
> >> > seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
> >>
> >> It's like a train wreck - you don't want to watch, but somehow, you have to
> see >>if anyone was carrying anything valuable...
> >
> > Hayuck... to both of you.
>
> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful language..
> ^_^
Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm... yellow....
> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
>
> I could. <evil evil evil grin>
Don't make me cut-and-paste it back in... <less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>
> >> > >> -snip-
> >> > In the bubblebath, cold, lonely and worried sick
> about
> >> > their back scrubbers? Heavens, we should be ashamed of ourselves.. ^_^
> >>
> >> <Beej calls from the tub> Don't worry - I'm keeping their skin clear and
> fresh! >You just keep on
> >> talking in the other room! I'm doing fine! No, don't come in!! <splash!>
> >(BTW, for all of you
> >> keeping track, I'm currently scrubbing Bell-chan's back ^_^)
> >>
> > Fine, you scrub her back while I scrub her front. ^_^
> > (Hey, Tenchi's already in there to, ne? <read the other post.>)
>
> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in that
> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and kitchen
> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian, and
> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this toothbrush?
> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
<catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin> <sotto voce to audiance> Hee
hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it coming... <starts to wet
the sponge>
<---snipped the oddness that was the "colourful analogies" bit--->
> >> > >> -snip-
> > > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the entire
> > > >newsgroup. ;)
> >>
> >> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational electorate...
> >>Nominations?
> >>
> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
> >of cash? ;)
>
> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for: the
> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this one, either>
> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>
> >> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
> --------------->
> >> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
> >> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
> >>
> >> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
> >>
> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>
> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
<to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers and we can fry us up
some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
> OW! Watch it. ;)
<grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
> >> > > Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore. ^_-
> >> >
> >> > Well.. <pulls gloves on and begins to sort through
> the
> >> > melon innards> Hmm...no..nope...ohmygod, what the hell is that?
> >> > ...no..nah..not quite...YEAH! Here we are. oh..gross. Is Tenchi back
> from
> >> > the basement yet? I need him to wash out these cripes..
> >>
> >> I'd do it, but I haven't the proper equipment. <Beej hopes Tenchi returns
> soon, >>before these two
> >> give HIMSELF the job of washing out the cripes...>
> >>
> > He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
> >the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
YERP! Maybe I shouldn't have taken kitchen duty after all. Too many chores!!
<starts scrubbing the cripes> Grumble, grunmble grumble... These are tha NASTIEST things I've ever
had to touch in my life! Grumble, grumble, grumble...
> heh heh heh...I want those so clean I can see my face in
> em! ..and don't forget the kitchen. ^_- Oh Uuuuuuurd-saaaan...I'll be right
> there. n_n
<semi-evil Dr. Claw voice> I'll get you next time, NeoMercury, next time...
<normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself back in the tub...
> >> > > The high point of my life.. sueing a purple melon. ;-)
> >> > Come on now, it'll be fun. ;) You can't swear a
> >> > melon in if he doesn't have any arms..so you'll win on a technicality.
> >>
> >> I'd be careful - I think this is going to be the next episode of "Law and
> Order" >>(cool show ^_^).
> >> The boyz from Copyright Infringement might show up again... Hmmm... >maybe
> that "any resemblance to
> >> a person living or dead" disclaimer might protect you... Oh well, even if
> they >don't use the idea,
> >> maybe you can write the script and sell it to them, eh?
> >>
> > There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
>
> O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of this
> one..>
No matter what happens here, I get to be Jerry Orbach's character. Plus, then I can have a part of
that lucrative "Dirty Dancing" deal. I always wanted to strecth my acting abilities to the limit
with that scene... <sotto voce> Anyone else watch Conan O'Brien during the summer? If so, you'll
understand.
> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a ancient
> text >>on the lost art of
> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
> >
> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>
> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah, that's it...
> >> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
> >> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
> >> <Beej partially plushifying>
> >> It's working - it's working!
> >>
> >> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
> >> .
> >> .
> >> .
> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
> ancient >>text!!
> >>
> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >-_^
You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>
> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>
> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
> practice that? O_O
>
> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then I will astound you with
my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the text>
Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
> >>> Semi-plush Beej
> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for
> >right here, OK?)
> >
> > HEY!
>
> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I don't want some big,
300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You my little puppy now..."
> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
> >
> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>
> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how the
> hell should I know?"
Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab the ancient tome and
succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>
> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
> --|<3< * --|O<
> "Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
> ~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
> "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor NeoMercury says!"
Slowly-de-plushing Beej
- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on NeoMerc (don't worry - it'll be
gentle... maybe ^_-)
- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can scrub her legs, that'll do
^_^)
- who really HATES Netscape 'cause he was just about to post and the damned thing said it couldn't
until I type in more useless text in the end, like this. SO if you're still reading this, you are
putting your eyes through undue strain for nothing, and since I haven't attached a Health Canada
warning to this post, then I must be liable for any agony it's causing
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Tenchi Muyo
NeoMercury wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>> Here we go again..
>Pu-chan wrote:
>> >On 14 Nov 1997, NeoMercury wrote:
>>> >> >Sugoi! I've never ever seen a neo-senshi de-plushify! Is it like
one
> of >those rare moments where we see senshi de-henshin?
>>> >>
>>> >> <blink> Uh..I'm not sure. Let's try again, shall we?
<chucks a
> >polaroid at Beej> Mercury Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Up! Mercury
> >De-Plushify Power...Kawaii Factor Down!
>>> >> OK, you got the pics, you tell me. ^_-
>>> > Wow! I never thought I'd see you in a <nudge nudge> henshin.
>>> Oww..what do you mean--OW! Watch the ribs!
>>
>> hey bud! you hit her one more time, and just wait and see what
> >happens to you =.=
>
> Wasn't really a hit, it was more of a nudge, and
anyways,
> I--
>
>> you know, i can make three ton trucks drop out of nowhere,
>>it's called "Pu's truck of Smiting."
>
> Oooh. O_O You haven't showed me that one, would you
> mind demonstrating on Mord-sama? n_n
>
Why should I? Just gon on and demonstrate it! n_n
>>> >That's more of NeoMercury than I thought I'd ever see. ^_-
>>>
>>> And more than you should have..<THWACK!>
>>
>> O_O piku piku O_O pu SMASH!
>
> Nani yo? Is that kind of like "Hulk smash!"?
>
Nah... a pu smash is somewhat different - more like a melon smash ^_^
>> <pu pulls out the BAK and proceeds to beat about the head and shoulders>
>
> Oh, now, that's just plain mean..
>
No one doubts that! ^_^
>> now if that happens ever again i'll kick your @$$ up around your neck so
>> you can wear it like a collar!
>
> heh heh heh...ohh the visuals. n_n
>
Yeah, the visuals are great indeed n_n
>>> >> Hey, I hear vandalism's actually quite fun. ^_-
>>> > Like a toothache.
>>>
>>> I'll have you know that toothaches can be quite
> enjoyable if >handled well. ^_-
>>
>> yeah, like if you mention to me that it hurts and i kiss it to make it
>>feel better ^_-
>
> Kiss a toothache? <crows fly behind NeoMerc's head
as
> color fades from the scene> *sweatdrop*
>
Now that's some insane idea, I must say ^_^;;
>>Pu,
>>i just gotta get dragon half back ;_;
> Lending out our anime, are we? o_O I wish you
luck..
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>Who remembers a time when her OMG! manga was always getting passed around
during the lunch period. x_x oi.
Really? When was that?
> --|<3< * --|O<
>"Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
> ~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
>"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor
NeoMercury says!"
>
Tenchi Muyo
Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
>> >> NeoMercury wrote
>> >> > Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >> > >> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>> >> > > Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne?
^_-
>> >> > Well, judging from the fact that everyone else
on
>> the NG
>> >> > seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
>> >>
>> >> It's like a train wreck - you don't want to watch, but somehow, you
have >> >>to see if anyone was carrying anything valuable...
>> >
>> > Hayuck... to both of you.
>>
>> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
language..
>> ^_^
>
>Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
yellow....
>
<snipped all the evil grins with a big sneer>
<takes basket with dirty clothes, exits the room and -when no-one looks-
empties it into the nearest trash bin> So, that would be taken care of! >:-)
<re-enters the bath and the tub and continues to scrub Skuld's front as if
nothing had happened>
><---snipped the oddness that was the "colourful analogies" bit--->
>
>> >> > >> -snip-
>> > > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the
entire
>> > > >newsgroup. ;)
>> >>
>> >> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational
electorate...
>> >>Nominations?
>> >>
>> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
>> >of cash? ;)
>>
>> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for:
the
>> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>
>We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
one, either>
>
Well, I think with "Ruler of the world" I'm already occupied enough ^_^
>> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>>
>> >> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
>> --------------->
>> >> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
>> >> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey
sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
>> >>
>> >> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
>> >>
>> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>>
>> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to
what?
>
><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers
and we can fry us up
>some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half
to lighten a day ^_^)
>
Sounds like a good idea ^_^
>> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> OW! Watch it. ;)
>
><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>
<grabs batwing and gives it back to Merc> Where would we come to if everyone
would steal someone elses batwings? Sheesh!
>> >> > > Did they fall out? I can't tell with all the squishy gore.
^_-
>> >> >
>> >> > Well.. <pulls gloves on and begins to sort
through
>> the
>> >> > melon innards> Hmm...no..nope...ohmygod, what the hell is that?
>> >> > ...no..nah..not quite...YEAH! Here we are. oh..gross. Is Tenchi
>> back from
>> >> > the basement yet? I need him to wash out these cripes..
>> >>
>> >> I'd do it, but I haven't the proper equipment. <Beej hopes Tenchi
returns
>> soon, >>before these two
>> >> give HIMSELF the job of washing out the cripes...>
>> >>
>> > He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
>> >the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
>
>YERP! Maybe I shouldn't have taken kitchen duty after all. Too many
chores!!
>
It's too late to say that now! Nyah! :-P
><starts scrubbing the cripes> Grumble, grunmble grumble... These are tha
NASTIEST things I've ever
>had to touch in my life! Grumble, grumble, grumble...
>
I wish you much fun with it! ;-)
>> heh heh heh...I want those so clean I can see my
face in
>> em! ..and don't forget the kitchen. ^_- Oh Uuuuuuurd-saaaan...I'll be
right
>> there. n_n
>
><semi-evil Dr. Claw voice> I'll get you next time, NeoMercury, next
time...
>
><normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself back in the
tub...
>
Yes, sure... just dream on! ;-)
No, I'm above that kind of thing ^_^
>> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a
ancient
>> text >>on the lost art of
>> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
>> >
>> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>>
>> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>
>You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah,
that's it...
>
Oh my - yes, we're really wicked... ;-)
>> >> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
>> >> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
>> >> <Beej partially plushifying>
>> >> It's working - it's working!
>> >>
>> >> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
>> ancient >>text!!
>> >>
>> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >-_^
>
>You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>
That's still better than a half-plushified Beej, I think ;-)
>> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>>
>> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>>
>> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>> practice that? O_O
>>
>> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say,
heh
>> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>
>Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then
I will astound you with
>my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY
unable to grab the text>
>Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>
Too late... the rabid Dachshund of Death® already jumps at Beej and...(well,
I'll better spare you with a description of the following - it's X-rated)
>> >>> Semi-plush Beej
>> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
>> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA"
for
>> >right here, OK?)
>> >
>> > HEY!
>>
>> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
>
>Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I
don't want some big,
>300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You my
little puppy now..."
>
Why not? I'm sure Bubba would like it to have a new toy ;-)
>> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >
>> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>>
>> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how
the
>> hell should I know?"
>
>Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab
the ancient tome and
>succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>
<looks at the half-plushified Beej who knocked out himself> Now, what a
pitiful creature, I must say ;-)
>> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>>
>> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
>> --|<3< * --|O<
>> "Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>> ~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
>> "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor
NeoMercury says!"
>
>Slowly-de-plushing Beej
>- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on NeoMerc
(don't worry - it'll be
>gentle... maybe ^_-)
>- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can
scrub her legs, that'll do
>^_^)
>- who really HATES Netscape 'cause he was just about to post and the damned
thing said it couldn't
>until I type in more useless text in the end, like this. SO if you're
still reading this, you are
>putting your eyes through undue strain for nothing, and since I haven't
attached a Health Canada
>warning to this post, then I must be liable for any agony it's causing
><reads what he just wrote> oh no...
>
I wouldn't be so dumb as to use Netscape's newsreader in the first place
^_^;; The browser's just fine, but the newsreader...<shudder>
I replaced the useless space by something really useful - some of my sigs
^_^
NeoMercury
<sigh> Another day, another gigantic thread..
Beej wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >
>> > Hayuck... to both of you.
>>
>> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
language..
>> ^_^
>
>Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
yellow....
O_O This is probably one of those times I should just smile
and nod..
>> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
>>
>> I could. <evil evil evil grin>
>
>Don't make me cut-and-paste it back in... You do and I'll
snip it again. BWAHA!
><less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
That'd be an evil evil grin..
>> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>>
>> >> > >> -snip-
> >
> > <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in
that
> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and
kitchen
> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian,
and
> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this
toothbrush?
> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin>
That Beej fellow sure is nice. Does his work and doesn't
complain or nothin'.! <oblivious smile>
><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it
>coming... <starts to wet the sponge>
*ahem!* <taps Beej on the shoulder> Hi there.
><---snipped the oddness that was the "colourful analogies" bit--->
>
>> >> > >> -snip-
>> > > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the
entire
>> > > >newsgroup. ;)
> >>>
> >>> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational
electorate...
>> >>Nominations?
>> >>
>> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
>> >of cash? ;)
>>
>> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for:
the
>> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>
>We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
>one, either>
<glances over at Mord> Um..well? You're the one with the
wit around here. :P
>> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>>
>> >> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
>> --------------->
>> >> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
>> >> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate..
x_x
>> >>
>> >> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
>> >>
>> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>>
>> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
>
><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers
>and we can fry us up some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a
>little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
Dragon Half? I prefer sleep. Dreamy graham crackery
silent sleep... Wha? What are you putting in the microwave? o_O
>> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> OW! Watch it. ;)
>
><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
<snort> I didn't want em anyways. <pout>
<snip part of the washing out cripes bit>
> > He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
> >the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
>
>YERP! Maybe I shouldn't have taken kitchen duty after all. Too many chores!!
Yeah yeah..maybe you'll think twice next time.
><starts scrubbing the cripes> Grumble, grunmble grumble... These are tha
>NASTIEST things I've ever had to touch in my life! Grumble, grumble,
grumble...
Hey now, be thankful you don't have to scrub the melon.. ;)
>> heh heh heh...I want those so clean I can see my face
in
>> em! ..and don't forget the kitchen. ^_- Oh Uuuuuuurd-saaaan...I'll be
right
>> there. n_n
>
><semi-evil Dr. Claw voice> I'll get you next time, NeoMercury, next time...
<A huge black and gray cat plops down next to Beej and yowls>
><normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself back in the
>tub...
Dum dee dum...my, Urd, what big errr...ahem.. eyes you
have...!
>Oh well, even if
> >they >don't use the idea,
> >>> maybe you can write the script and sell it to them, eh?
>> >>
> >> There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
> >
> > O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of this
> > one..>
>No matter what happens here, I get to be Jerry Orbach's character. Plus, then
I >can have a part of that lucrative "Dirty Dancing" deal. I always wanted to
strecth >my acting abilities to the limit with that scene... <sotto voce>
Anyone else watch Conan O'Brien during the summer? If so, you'll understand.
I understand thoroughly...ok, maybe not, but I did see
that. ^_^;;
>> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a
ancient
>> text >>on the lost art of
>> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
>> >
>> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>>
>> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>
>You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah, that's
it...
Yeah...what's yer point? ;)
>> >> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
>> >> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
>> >> <Beej partially plushifying>
>> >> It's working - it's working!
>> >>
>> >> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
>> ancient >>text!!
>> >>
>> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >>-_^
>
>You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
Yeah, ain't it cool? ;)
>> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>>
>> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>>
>> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>> practice that? O_O
>>
>> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
>> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>
>Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then I
will >astound you with my powers and you shall all -
Laugh Hysterically..
> YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the text>
>Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
You mean the dog gnawing on your arm? <plushy neomercury
giggles in a kawaii voice and hops off>
>> >>> Semi-plush Beej
>> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
>> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for
>> >right here, OK?)
>> >
>> > HEY!
>>
>> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
>
>Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I
don't >want some big, 300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep
>voice> "You my little puppy now..."
Well, I guess you and I are in the minority then.. ;)
<nudges Mord>
>> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >
>> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>>
>> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how
the
>> hell should I know?"
>
>Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab
the >ancient tome and succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his
head...>
Whoever said anything about science? It was just a kawaii
thing to do..
>> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>>
>> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
>
>Slowly-de-plushing Beej
Ja ne minna!
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
Chris Schack
In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
"Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Brendan "Beej" Dery wrote:
>> >> NeoMercury wrote
>> >> > Plushie Mordenkainen wrote:
>> >> > >> heart-shaped pantyhose, or whatever it was. ^_-
>> >> > > Oh well that's fine then. I do look kinda cute in'em ne? ^_-
>> >> > Well, judging from the fact that everyone else on
>> the NG
>> >> > seems to have fled in terror.. ;)
>> >>
>> >> It's like a train wreck - you don't want to watch, but somehow, you have to
>> see >>if anyone was carrying anything valuable...
>> >
>> > Hayuck... to both of you.
>>
>> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful language..
>> ^_^
>
>Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm... yellow....
We all live in a yellow submarine...
>> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
Brainwashed?
>> I could. <evil evil evil grin>
>
>Don't make me cut-and-paste it back in... <less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
>
>> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>>
>> >> > >> -snip-
>> >> > In the bubblebath, cold, lonely and worried sick
>> about
>> >> > their back scrubbers? Heavens, we should be ashamed of ourselves.. ^_^
>> >>
>> >> <Beej calls from the tub> Don't worry - I'm keeping their skin clear and
>> fresh! >You just keep on
>> >> talking in the other room! I'm doing fine! No, don't come in!! <splash!>
>> >(BTW, for all of you
>> >> keeping track, I'm currently scrubbing Bell-chan's back ^_^)
>> >>
>> > Fine, you scrub her back while I scrub her front. ^_^
>> > (Hey, Tenchi's already in there to, ne? <read the other post.>)
>>
>> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in that
>> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and kitchen
>> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian, and
>> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this toothbrush?
>> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>
><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin> <sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it coming... <starts to wet
>the sponge>
The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
><---snipped the oddness that was the "colourful analogies" bit--->
>
>> >> > >> -snip-
>> > > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the entire
>> > > >newsgroup. ;)
>> >>
>> >> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational electorate...
>> >>Nominations?
>> >>
>> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
>> >of cash? ;)
>>
>> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for: the
>> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>
>We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this one, either>
How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>>
>> >> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
>> --------------->
>> >> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
>> >> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate.. x_x
>> >>
>> >> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
>> >>
>> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>>
>> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
>
><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers and we can fry us up
>some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> OW! Watch it. ;)
>
><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
Did that wing just move?
For some reason I always think of him as "Conan the Librarian".
I guess I just like the sound of it.
>> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a ancient
>> text >>on the lost art of
>> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
>> >
>> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>>
>> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>
>You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah, that's it...
Everybody needs a hobby.
>> >> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
>> >> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
>> >> <Beej partially plushifying>
>> >> It's working - it's working!
>> >>
>> >> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
>> ancient >>text!!
>> >>
>> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >-_^
>
>You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
Wait, it gets better.
>> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>>
>> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>>
>> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>> practice that? O_O
>>
>> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
>> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>
>Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then I will astound you with
>my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the text>
>Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
There are worse things...
>> >>> Semi-plush Beej
>> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
>> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for
>> >right here, OK?)
>> >
>> > HEY!
>>
>> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
>
>Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I don't want some big,
>300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You my little puppy now..."
Who says he'll be named Bubba?
>> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >
>> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>>
>> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how the
>> hell should I know?"
>
>Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab the ancient tome and
>succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
perfectly, as is required...
>> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>>
>> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
>> --|<3< * --|O<
>> "Chi to Mizu no Bishoujo Senshi ga! Amichan ni Kawatte...Oshioki yo!"
>> ~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~*-*~
>> "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Sailor NeoMercury says!"
>
>Slowly-de-plushing Beej
>- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on NeoMerc (don't worry - it'll be
>gentle... maybe ^_-)
>- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can scrub her legs, that'll do
>^_^)
>- who really HATES Netscape 'cause he was just about to post and the damned thing said it couldn't
>until I type in more useless text in the end, like this. SO if you're still reading this, you are
>putting your eyes through undue strain for nothing, and since I haven't attached a Health Canada
>warning to this post, then I must be liable for any agony it's causing
><reads what he just wrote> oh no...
Chris Schack
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)
On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
> >NeoMercury wrote:
> >>
> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful language..
> >> ^_^
> >
> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm... yellow....
>
> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>
a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
> >> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
> Brainwashed?
Might have been.
> >> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in that
> >> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and kitchen
> >> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian, and
> >> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this toothbrush?
> >> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin> <sotto voce to audiance> Hee
> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it coming... <starts to wet
> >the sponge>
>
> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>
As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
<silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for: the
> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this one, either>
>
> How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
> if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>
Sure. ^_-
> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
> >
> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers and we can fry us up
> >some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
>
yummy yummy yummy S'mores! ^_^
> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>
Nani? o_O
> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>
> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>
> Did that wing just move?
I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
<Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
> >> > There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
> >> O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of this
> >> one..>
> >No matter what happens here, I get to be Jerry Orbach's character. Plus, then I can have a part of
> >that lucrative "Dirty Dancing" deal. I always wanted to strecth my acting abilities to the limit
> >with that scene... <sotto voce> Anyone else watch Conan O'Brien during the summer? If so, you'll
> >understand.
>
> For some reason I always think of him as "Conan the Librarian".
> I guess I just like the sound of it.
Who's Conan O'Brien? (Not like I care, but it's the only way to
continue the conversation. ^_-)
> >> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a ancient
> >> text >>on the lost art of
> >> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
> >> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
> >> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
> >You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah, that's it...
>
> Everybody needs a hobby.
>
And ours is laughing at you. n_n
<Beeg's transformation messes up>
> >> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
> >> ancient >>text!!
> >> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >-_^
> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
> Wait, it gets better.
>
Don't we know it. ^_-
> >> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
> >> practice that? O_O
Ow! <whisper back> ..We didn't, we just read the instruction
manual. ^_-
> >> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
> >> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
ow! Yeah NeoMerc. <nudge> heh heh heh n_n;
> >Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then I will astound you with
> >my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the text>
> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>
> There are worse things...
>
But none that I can think of at this time. ^_-
> >> >>> Semi-plush Beej
> >> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
> >> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a "BWAHAHA" for
> >> >right here, OK?)
> >> > HEY!
> >> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
> >
> >Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I don't want some big,
> >300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You my little puppy now..."
>
> Who says he'll be named Bubba?
Just a Robin Williams quote I'm assuming.
> >> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
> >> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
> >> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how the
> >> hell should I know?"
> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab the ancient tome and
> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>
> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
> perfectly, as is required...
>
... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
> >> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
> >> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
> >> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
> >> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
> >Slowly-de-plushing Beej
> >- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on NeoMerc (don't worry - it'll be
> >gentle... maybe ^_-)
> >- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can scrub her legs, that'll do
> >^_^)
Only the lower legs. ^_-
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Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
Brendan "Beej" Dery
<Beej wakes up after three days of concussion-induced sleep>
OOG, my head. Huh, what happened? Hmmm... better check the thread...
NeoMercury wrote:
>
> <sigh> Another day, another gigantic thread..
<takes a sip of his hot chocolate> I hear you loud and clear...
> Beej wrote:
> >NeoMercury wrote:
> >> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Hayuck... to both of you.
> >>
> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
> language..
> >> ^_^
> >
> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
> yellow....
>
> O_O This is probably one of those times I should just smile
> and nod..
Smile and nod, yep, that's all, just smile and nod...
(This sounds so familiar somehow...)
(BTW, this stemmed from a YKYWTMSMW thing saying how M&Ms match the colours of the inner senshi
(plus TM). Now I eat them in the order they bit it in "Day of Destiny"... )
<--- snipped stuff about snipping - what a ironic turn in this tale...--->
> ><less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
> That'd be an evil evil grin..
But with a hyphenated twist! hmmm... sounds like a dance craze - all right, everybody! Put your
hands together! Welcome the one, the only, the immense, the immortal - BEEJ!
<Beej grabs mike> All right! Yeah! Great to... <feedback> Great to see you all out here tonight!
I'd like to start with a little number you helped make famous in 1993. <crowd cheers> That's right
- you know it! Let's do the hyphenated twist!
<various teenagers starting doing out-of-sync gyrations while Beej croons onstage>
> >> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
> >>
> >> >> > >> -snip-
> > >
> > > <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in
> that
> > bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and
> kitchen
> > duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian,
> and
> > a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this
> toothbrush?
> > You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
Wait a sec... if you give Mord the bathrooms to do... then he'll be able to scrub the goddess' backs
while we toil in the other areas of the house! That hardly seems fair!
> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin>
> That Beej fellow sure is nice. Does his work and doesn't
> complain or nothin'.! <oblivious smile>
<Beej thinks> OOH, good! She doesn't suspect a thing!
<looks at sponge - about the size of a basketball>
> ><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it
> >coming... <starts to wet the sponge>
>
> *ahem!* <taps Beej on the shoulder> Hi there.
Hey, you couldn't have heard that! It was sotto voce!
<ducks sponges thrown by audience - I needed an audience 'cause I always wanted my life to be more
like a sitcom...>
<keeps wetting the sponge - now it's about the size of a car tire...>
> ><---snipped the oddness that was the "colourful analogies" bit--->
> >
> >> >> > >> -snip-
> >> > > > Pretty soon we're going to take over the
> entire
> >> > > >newsgroup. ;)
> > >>>
> > >>> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational
> electorate...
> >> >>Nominations?
> >> >>
> >> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean we're out
> >> >of cash? ;)
> >>
> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for:
> the
> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
> >
> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
> >one, either>
>
> <glances over at Mord> Um..well? You're the one with the
> wit around here. :P
I read "VP" as a suggestion... hmmm... I suppose you could be put to more use... Might I suggest
"Secretary of the Interior"? (I don't know what this means, but I'm sure we can twist it
somehow...)
In an off-topic sense, if I elect myself "Bell-chan back-scrubber", would that guarantee me the
position? <hopeful Beej> Or maybe many...?
> >> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
> >>
> >> >> <--------- Beej wields a pair of BigAss (TM) Scissors and SNIP!
> >> --------------->
> >> >> > > You need sleep don't you NeoMerc. ;-)
> >> >> > Crunchy munchy chocolatey sleep..mm..chocolate..
> x_x
> >> >>
> >> >> I won't ask, but I must... or maybe I won't...
> >> >>
> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
> >>
> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
> >
> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers
> >and we can fry us up some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a
> >little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
>
> Dragon Half? I prefer sleep. Dreamy graham crackery
> silent sleep... Wha? What are you putting in the microwave? o_O
Hoo hoo hoo. It's been so long since I've had some s'mores... Hmm... what's this on the side of
the microwave? "Persons with a pacemaker, a heart condition, or a tendancy to screw up ancient
spells are at risk when using..." <sweatdrop> OK, anyone else want to nuke these suckers?
> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
> >
> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>
> <snort> I didn't want em anyways. <pout>
Oh, I see! Just ignore the bully and he'll go away, huh?!
<starts thwonking NeoMerc over the head with the batwing, causing surprisingly little pain>
Ouff! Ouff! Ouff! Aren't you going to break down, you hardened little NeoSenshi?
> <snip part of the washing out cripes bit>
> > > He already refused. ^_^; <reading other reply.> <hands Beej
> > >the detergent and scrub brush> Enjoy. ^_^
> >
> >YERP! Maybe I shouldn't have taken kitchen duty after all. Too many chores!!
> Yeah yeah..maybe you'll think twice next time.
> ><starts scrubbing the cripes> Grumble, grunmble grumble... These are tha
> >NASTIEST things I've ever had to touch in my life! Grumble, grumble,
> grumble...
>
> Hey now, be thankful you don't have to scrub the melon.. ;)
<reads Tenchi's post> If he can dump his work, why can't I? <tosses cripes in after the laundry,
but holds onto one - just in case>
> >> heh heh heh...I want those so clean I can see my face
> in
> >> em! ..and don't forget the kitchen. ^_- Oh Uuuuuuurd-saaaan...I'll be
> right
> >> there. n_n
> >
> ><semi-evil Dr. Claw voice> I'll get you next time, NeoMercury, next time...
>
> <A huge black and gray cat plops down next to Beej and yowls>
Ahhh, Madcat, it's been so long...
> ><normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself back in the
> >tub...
> Dum dee dum...my, Urd, what big errr...ahem.. eyes you
> have...!
<keeps wetting the sponge - 'bout the size of a tractor tire now...>
<---- Beej uses BigAss (R) Scissors to snip oddness about "Conan" and "Dirty Dancing" --->
> >> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a
> ancient
> >> text >>on the lost art of
> >> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
> >> >
> >> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
> >>
> >> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
> >
> >You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah, that's
> it...
>
> Yeah...what's yer point? ;)
Nothing. I just kinda felt like venting. <watches tape of himself plushifying> Glad you guys got
this on video... I'll split the $100 000 with you if we win...
> >> >> <Beej concentrates for what seems like...minutes>
> >> >> Beejou Plushifying Power, Poof Up!
> >> >> <Beej partially plushifying>
> >> >> It's working - it's working!
> >> >>
> >> >> <Beej stops plushifying part-way>
> >> >> .
> >> >> .
> >> >> .
> >> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
> >> ancient >>text!!
> >> >>
> >> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own. >>-_^
> >
> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>
> Yeah, ain't it cool? ;)
I know, baby. You dig it the most.
> >> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
> >>
> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
> >>
> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
> >> practice that? O_O
> >>
> >> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say, heh
> >> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
> >
> >Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then I
> will >astound you with my powers and you shall all -
>
> Laugh Hysterically..
I figured you saw that coming...
> > YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the text>
> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>
> You mean the dog gnawing on your arm? <plushy neomercury
> giggles in a kawaii voice and hops off>
Man, that was too cute to ignore. <hops up> I'm gonna toss you in with the cripes... <falls over
when he realizes his left leg is still plushed and therefore cannot support his weight>
Oh well, at least she wasn't SD, as well as plushy. That would cause a kawaii overload...
> >> >>> Semi-plush Beej
> >> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
<--- snipped stuff on copyright and Mord's pal, Bubba... --->
> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab
> the >ancient tome and succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his
> head...>
>
> Whoever said anything about science? It was just a kawaii
> thing to do..
Then the guy at the University bookstore who sold me this ancient tome is in for it now...
Ja ne, eh? (The best of both worlds - JP and CDN. Plus, it's fun to say ^_^)
Brendan "Beej" Dery - 'Unplushed'
- the next great album from my MTV recording debut
- who may plush again, but I highly doubt it...
- BTW, a note to NeoMercury - I'm curious about what your screen presence looks like - do you
resemble Mercury herself with slight differences? I've got a idea what an evil wizard must look
like and Tenchi... well, no problem getting an idea there. But you remain an enigma...
- who would stop using Netscape News, BTW, but can't install extra software on his University
workstation...
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Mordenkainen wrote:
>On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
What? When did he arrive? My, we're getting popular..
>> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
>> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
language..
>> >> ^_^
>> >
>> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
>yellow....
>>
>> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>>
> a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
Now there's a song I'd care to forget.. <sweatdrop>
>> >> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
>> Brainwashed?
>
> Might have been.
No, he's just mentally incapable of simple tasks..
>> >> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded
in that
>> >> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and
>kitchen
>> >> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said
Veechanian, >and
>> >> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this
>>toothbrush?
>> >> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin>
><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it
>coming... <starts to wet
>> >the sponge>
>>
>> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>>
> As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
Especially NeoMercury, who does so revel in retribution.
> <silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
>everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
Apparently. Either that or the server's screwed up.. n_n;;
>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for:
the
>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
>one, either>
>>
>> How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
>> if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>>
> Sure. ^_-
Well, sounds fun.. But I'm not sure I want to be associated
with the likes of Dan Quayle. o_O <cough>
>> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to
what?
>> >
>> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham
>crackers and we can fry us up
>> >some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half
to >lighten a day ^_^)
>>
> yummy yummy yummy S'mores! ^_^
>
<piku piku> Saucer?
>> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>>
> Nani? o_O
I second that, as I'm too lazy to go look it up.
>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>>
>> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>>
>> Did that wing just move?
>
> I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
> <Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
I didn't see anything. <polishes halo in silence>
>> >> > There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
>> >> O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of
this
>> >> one..>
>> >No matter what happens here, I get to be Jerry Orbach's character. Plus,
>>>then I can have a part of
>> >that lucrative "Dirty Dancing" deal. I always wanted to strecth my acting
>abilities to the limit
>> >with that scene... <sotto voce> Anyone else watch Conan O'Brien during the
>summer? If so, you'll
>> >understand.
>>
>> For some reason I always think of him as "Conan the Librarian".
>> I guess I just like the sound of it.
Ehh.. Anyone remember that Conan the Libra--er, Barbarian cartoon
a while back? God, that was bad, even my my incredibly low standards. o_O
> Who's Conan O'Brien? (Not like I care, but it's the only way to
>continue the conversation. ^_-)
That guy with the talk show that's on waaaaaay past my bedtime.
;P
>> >> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found a
>ancient
>> >> text >>on the lost art of
>> >> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever plushifying!
>> >> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>> >> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>> >You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah,
that's >it...
>>
>> Everybody needs a hobby.
>>
> And ours is laughing at you. n_n
Any questions? No? Good. Let's continue.
><Beeg's transformation messes up>
>> >> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach the
>> >> ancient >>text!!
>> >> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your >own. >-_^
>> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>> Wait, it gets better.
>>
> Don't we know it. ^_-
We do? O_O
>> >> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>> >> practice that? O_O
>
> Ow! <whisper back> ..We didn't, we just read the instruction
>manual. ^_-
O_O Oh, right. I do remember that. "Place slot A into slot
B and fold over side G to correspond to side C.." ow. o_O
>> >> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say,
heh
>> >> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>
> ow! Yeah NeoMerc. <nudge> heh heh heh n_n;
Heh. Nothing like being totally right beyond a shadow of
a doubt. Heh heh heh. Heh. O_O
>> >Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then
I >will astound you with
>> >my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY
>unable to grab the text>
>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>
>> There are worse things...
>>
> But none that I can think of at this time. ^_-
Ohh, I can think of a few, but I don't need to see the
reactions of everyone else in this thread.. ^_^;;;
>> >Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I
>don't want some big,
>> >300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You >my
little puppy now..."
>>
>> Who says he'll be named Bubba?
>
> Just a Robin Williams quote I'm assuming.
Hey. Another obscure reference I don't get.
>> >> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>> >> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how
the
>> >> hell should I know?"
>> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab
>the ancient tome and
>> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>>
>> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
>> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
> >perfectly, as is required...
>>
> ... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
Eventually he did regain the power of speech, but was
never quite the same afterwards. I never thought he could beat Tenchi and Mord
out of their high rankings in the mutilation of the english language category.
Shunned by society, Beej was eventually run out of the town and forced to live
in a bell tower 30 miles away.
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<blink> Hello? Helloooooooooo? [............................]
Cripes.
> Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
Sure is great. ;) And thus, I say, "It"!
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
The last word. o_O
NeoMercury
><Beej wakes up after three days of concussion-induced sleep>
>
>OOG, my head. Huh, what happened?
sprawled out on the floor, looking dead as a doornail.. <wipes another spot off
her halo>
Beej wrote:
>>NeoMercury wrote:
>>
>> <sigh> Another day, another gigantic thread..
>
><takes a sip of his hot chocolate> I hear you loud and clear...
Yeah. <dumps the entire contents of a bowl of sugar in her mocha
cappucino> Toast?
>> Beej wrote:
>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>> >> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>>
>> O_O This is probably one of those times I should just
>>smile and nod..
>
>Smile and nod, yep, that's all, just smile and nod...
>
>(This sounds so familiar somehow...)
I know. I got it off a keychain. ;)
>(BTW, this stemmed from a YKYWTMSMW thing saying how >M&Ms match the colours
of the inner senshi
>(plus TM). Now I eat them in the order they bit it in "Day of >Destiny"... )
I always save the red ones for last. Unless there's blue, then I just
don't have the nerve to eat Amichan..
><--- snipped stuff about snipping - what a ironic turn in this tale...--->
Doncha think?
>> ><less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
>> That'd be an evil evil grin..
>
>But with a hyphenated twist! hmmm... sounds like a dance craze - >all right,
everybody! Put your
>hands together! Welcome the one, the only, the immense, the >immortal - BEEJ!
<a few slow, sparse claps come from the audience>
><Beej grabs mike> All right! Yeah! Great to... <feedback> Great >to see
you all out here tonight!
>I'd like to start with a little number you helped make famous in >1993.
<crowd cheers> That's right
>- you know it! Let's do the hyphenated twist!
>
><various teenagers starting doing out-of-sync gyrations while Beej >croons
onstage>
........and NeoMerc chooses to be the wallflower for the evening. ;)
>> >> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>Wait a sec... if you give Mord the bathrooms to do... then he'll be >able to
scrub the goddess' backs
>while we toil in the other areas of the house! That hardly seems fair!
Mon dieu! You may be right! O_O
Here, Mord...go dust something..what? I don't know, some bookshelves or
whatever.. I've got bathrooms to clean!
[20 minutes later, it dawns on Merc as she scrubs the floor..]
I've been duped, haven't I?
--snip--
>> ><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll >never see it
>> >coming... <starts to wet the sponge>
>>
>> *ahem!* <taps Beej on the shoulder> Hi there.
>
>Hey, you couldn't have heard that! It was sotto voce!
Well, this is what you get for using words I don't know yet. ;>
><ducks sponges thrown by audience - I needed an audience 'cause >I always
wanted my life to be more like a sitcom...>
I always wanted to be the crazy yet lovable next door neighbor.. <swoon>
><keeps wetting the sponge - now it's about the size of a car tire...>
>> >> >> > >> -snip-
>> > >>> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational
>> electorate...
>> >> >>Nominations?
>> >> >>
>> >> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean >we're
out
>> >> >of cash? ;)
>> >>
>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak >for
the
>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
--snip--
>I read "VP" as a suggestion... hmmm... I suppose you could be put >to more
use... Might I suggest
>"Secretary of the Interior"? (I don't know what this means, but I'm >sure we
can twist it
>somehow...)
Hey, that works! Unfortunately...I don't do too well with color
coordination.. ^_^;; And my taste in furniture is simply awful! ;)
>In an off-topic sense, if I elect myself "Bell-chan back-scrubber", >would
that guarantee me the
>position? <hopeful Beej> Or maybe many...?
<ahem> *whispers* Look... You scratch Bell's back, I'll scratch
theirs, metaphorically speaking..see where I'm going with this? ;)
>>> >> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
> Dragon Half? I prefer sleep. Dreamy graham >crackery
silent sleep... Wha? What are you putting in the >microwave? o_O
>
>Hoo hoo hoo. It's been so long since I've had some s'mores... >Hmm... what's
this on the side of
>the microwave? "Persons with a pacemaker, a heart condition, or a >tendancy
to screw up ancient spells are at risk when using..." ><sweatdrop> OK, anyone
else want to nuke these suckers?
<Meanwhile NeoMercury is banging on the microwave with her fist>
ehh..how do you get the news on this thing?
>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>> >
>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na >na na na na!
>>
>> <snort> I didn't want em anyways. <pout>
>
>Oh, I see! Just ignore the bully and he'll go away, huh?!
>
><starts thwonking NeoMerc over the head with the batwing, causing
>surprisingly little pain>
>
>Ouff! Ouff! Ouff! Aren't you going to break down, you hardened >little
NeoSenshi?
"Hm? Oh yeah, sure," replies NeoMerc as she turns another page in her
comic book. "Oh my, that Aoshima.. Such a card."
>>> ><semi-evil Dr. Claw voice> I'll get you next time, NeoMercury, >next
time...
>>
>> <A huge black and gray cat plops down next to Beej >and
yowls>
>
>Ahhh, Madcat, it's been so long...
*Yowl*. <Not long enough.>
>> ><normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself >back in
the
>> >tub...
>> Dum dee dum...my, Urd, what big errr...ahem.. eyes >you
>> have...!
>
><keeps wetting the sponge - 'bout the size of a tractor tire now...>
Why yes, I've always thought of you as a talented young woman.. May I
add you have the most exquisite ..umm..hair?
><---- Beej uses BigAss (R) Scissors to snip oddness about "Conan" >and "Dirty
Dancing" --->
Awww...that was so _fun_! ;)
> >>You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... >>>yeah,
that's it...
>>
>> Yeah...what's yer point? ;)
>
>Nothing. I just kinda felt like venting. <watches tape of himself
>plushifying> Glad you guys got this on video... I'll split the $100 >000
with you if we win...
<shudder> I'm sorry, but no amount of money will get me on that god
awful show.. ;> er..how much did you say?
>> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>>
>> Yeah, ain't it cool? ;)
>
>I know, baby. You dig it the most.
Outta sight. ;)
>> > YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the >text>
>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>
>> You mean the dog gnawing on your arm? <plushy >neomercury
>> giggles in a kawaii voice and hops off>
>
>Man, that was too cute to ignore. <hops up> I'm gonna toss you in >with the
cripes... <falls over
>when he realizes his left leg is still plushed and therefore cannot >support
his weight>
Aww. Heh heh heh heh.
>Oh well, at least she wasn't SD, as well as plushy. That would >cause a
kawaii overload...
<SD/plushy NeoMerc> You should never feed my sick little mind.
>> Whoever said anything about science? It was just a
>kawaii
>> thing to do..
>
>Then the guy at the University bookstore who sold me this ancient >tome is in
for it now...
Alright, I'll bite, as they say. ;) What's a tome?
>Ja ne, eh? (The best of both worlds - JP and CDN. Plus, it's fun to >say ^_^)
I must admit. It just rolls right off the tongue.
>Brendan "Beej" Dery - 'Unplushed'
>- the next great album from my MTV recording debut
heh heh heh.. n_n;;
>- who may plush again, but I highly doubt it...
>- BTW, a note to NeoMercury - I'm curious about what your screen >presence
looks like - do you
>resemble Mercury herself with slight differences? I've got a idea >what an
evil wizard must look
>like and Tenchi... well, no problem getting an idea there. But you >remain an
enigma...
Yeah. I like it that way, too. ;>
~*-*~SD/Plushie Enigmatic NeoMercurY~*-*~
<phew> Another thread completed. I'm going back to sleep. ;)
Tenchi Muyo
Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;) wrote.
>
>On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
>
>> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
>> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
language..
>> >> ^_^
>> >
>> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
yellow....
>>
>> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>>
> a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
>
>> >> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
>> Brainwashed?
>
> Might have been.
>
Most probably -_^
>> >> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully
crowded in that
>> >> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry
and kitchen
>> >> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said
Veechanian, and
>> >> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this
toothbrush?
>> >> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin>
<sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see
it coming... <starts to wet
>> >the sponge>
>>
>> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>>
> As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
>
Thus Beej gets buried under a huge pile of sponges ^_^
> <silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
>everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
>
I'm still here, too - but why didn't you reply to the reply I gave just
before?
<snippel-snappel>
>> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to
what?
>> >
>> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham
crackers and we can fry us up
>> >some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon
Half to lighten a day ^_^)
>>
> yummy yummy yummy S'mores! ^_^
>
>> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>>
> Nani? o_O
>
Nani, Nina? O_o
>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na
na!
>>
>> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>>
>> Did that wing just move?
>
> I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
> <Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
>
<just watches Chris getting clubbed by the batwing>
<snipped uninteresting Conan O'Brien stuff>
>> >> >> Trust me, the snipping served a purpose... Attention all: I found
a ancient
>> >> text >>on the lost art of
>> >> >> plushification! Now, I am going to attempt my first ever
plushifying!
>> >> > <to NeoMerc: Bet he messes up. ^_->
>> >> <snicker> Shh...this should be good. n_n
>> >You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... yeah,
that's it...
>>
>> Everybody needs a hobby.
>>
> And ours is laughing at you. n_n
>
Well said. n_n
><Beeg's transformation messes up>
>> >> >> NANI?!?! SMEG!! I'm stuck!! Someone help me - I can't reach
the
>> >> ancient >>text!!
>> >> > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry kid, you're on your own.
>-_^
>> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>> Wait, it gets better.
>>
> Don't we know it. ^_-
>
We DO know it -_^
>> >> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise.
^_^;
>> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we
practise--er,
>> >> practice that? O_O
>
> Ow! <whisper back> ..We didn't, we just read the instruction
>manual. ^_-
>
Ehm... no. "You only read the manual if there's something you can't figure
out." - Skuld
>> >> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they
say, heh
>> >> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>
> ow! Yeah NeoMerc. <nudge> heh heh heh n_n;
>
stomp stomp stomp stomp (uh... sorry, wrong thread ^_^;)
>> >Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and
then I will astound you with
>> >my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor,
REALLY unable to grab the text>
>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>
>> There are worse things...
>>
> But none that I can think of at this time. ^_-
>
Depends on the size of the dog... wether it's a Pekinese or a Doberman.
>
>> >> >>> Semi-plush Beej
>> >> >>> - the doll on every Xmas list this year (yeah right)
>> >> >>> - who'll study harder for next time (Mord, I'm borrowing a
"BWAHAHA" for
>> >> >right here, OK?)
>> >> > HEY!
>> >> I've got the copyright guys on speed dial.. ^_^
>> >
>> >Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail!
I don't want some big,
>> >300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You my
little puppy now..."
>>
>> Who says he'll be named Bubba?
>
> Just a Robin Williams quote I'm assuming.
>
Perhaps he asked him for his name ^_^
>> >> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>> >> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years,
how the
>> >> hell should I know?"
>> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to
grab the ancient tome and
>> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>>
>> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
>> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
>> perfectly, as is required...
>>
> ... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
>
<joins Mord's laughter>
>> >> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>
>> >> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
>
>> >Slowly-de-plushing Beej
>> >- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on
NeoMerc (don't worry - it'll be
>> >gentle... maybe ^_-)
>> >- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can
scrub her legs, that'll do
>> >^_^)
> Only the lower legs. ^_-
>
Yes - the upper legs are solely reserved for me ^_^ (I know, I'm washing
Skuld's front already - but "multitasking" is no prob for me)
>Evil Lord Mordenkainen (Creator of M.A.D.N.E.S.S ;-)
>
> Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
>
No, you don't! Double "Ni"!
Chris Schack
In article <Pine.SUN.3.95q.97112...@ganymede.cs.mun.ca>,
"Mordenkainen with his 'as is' Esmerodo Doll ;)" <di...@cs.mun.ca> wrote:
>
>
>On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
>
>> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
>> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful language..
>> >> ^_^
>> >
>> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm... yellow....
>>
>> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>>
> a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
>
>
>> >> > I couldn't snip the above for some reason. ^_^
>> Brainwashed?
>
> Might have been.
You want to check if his brain is still wet?
>> >> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded in that
>> >> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and kitchen
>> >> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said Veechanian, and
>> >> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this toothbrush?
>> >> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin> <sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it coming... <starts to wet
>> >the sponge>
>>
>> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>>
> As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
>
> <silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
>everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
I wouldn't know about her, but I'm just getting started here. Mind you,
I'm not usually one for insane posts and hand-to-hand combat, which is
why I never joined OW!, and I usually have trouble coming up with things
to say, but every once in a while, I think of something that just needs
to be said, and then you'd better watch out, because I'm perhaps going
to get on a roll, and isn't this sentence beginning to get a bit long,
and am I babbling, and I think I need some help here in stopping this,
but you never know, and has Beej dried off from the pelting he was given
yet, and ...
>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for: the
>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this one, either>
>>
>> How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
>> if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>>
> Sure. ^_-
>
>
>> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to what?
>> >
>> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham crackers and we can fry us up
>> >some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half to lighten a day ^_^)
>>
> yummy yummy yummy S'mores! ^_^
>
>> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>>
> Nani? o_O
Oh, sorry about that. That should be
"jakuniku kyoushoku, yakiniku teishoku", and look at:
http://www.interlog.com/~tmpmizer/tamagoyaki.jis
>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>>
>> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>>
>> Did that wing just move?
>
> I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
> <Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
That hurt, you know.
(Or would you prefer, "Christopher will regret this...")
>> >> > There's a possible idea. hmmmm. ;)
>> >> O_O <Merc starts to scheme on how she get a part of this
>> >> one..>
>> >No matter what happens here, I get to be Jerry Orbach's character. Plus, then I can have a part of
>> >that lucrative "Dirty Dancing" deal. I always wanted to strecth my acting abilities to the limit
>> >with that scene... <sotto voce> Anyone else watch Conan O'Brien during the summer? If so, you'll
>> >understand.
>>
>> For some reason I always think of him as "Conan the Librarian".
>> I guess I just like the sound of it.
>
> Who's Conan O'Brien? (Not like I care, but it's the only way to
>continue the conversation. ^_-)
He's on one of those talk shows, but I really don't know
anything much about him.
<I feel maybe I should snip some stuff, so say sayonara to some stuff
about Beej's "little" accident>
>> >> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>> >> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>> >> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how the
>> >> hell should I know?"
>> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab the ancient tome and
>> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>>
>> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
>> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
>> perfectly, as is required...
>>
> ... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
Not to mention a headache, and the discovery that nobody will let him
sleep for more than an hour at a time.
>> >> > -Plushy Mordenkainen
>> >> >Who is just so cuddly. ;)
>
>> >> ~*-*~Plushy NeoMercurY~*-*~
>> >> Who is even more cuddly and _doesn't_ come with pink overalls. ;)
>
>> >Slowly-de-plushing Beej
>> >- who's done with those cripes and now has to plot sweet revenge on NeoMerc (don't worry - it'll be
>> >gentle... maybe ^_-)
>> >- who's jealous that Mord gets to wash Bell's front... (as long as I can scrub her legs, that'll do
>> >^_^)
> Only the lower legs. ^_-
>
>
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> Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
No, I believe the last word is "zymurgy".
Chris Schack
Chris Schack
In article <19971122172...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) wrote:
>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
>
> What? When did he arrive? My, we're getting popular..
Who, me? I've been reading this insanity from the start, and posted
once or twice in some of the shorter stuff, but I was just feeling
really ... how to put this? Well, I just couldn't NOT post to this.
>>> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
>>> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> Hayuck? My, you Canadians and your colorful
>language..
>>> >> ^_^
>>> >
>>> >Pink, blue, purple, orange, red, yellow... <happy Homer grin> mmm...
>>yellow....
>>>
>>> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>>>
>> a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
>
> Now there's a song I'd care to forget.. <sweatdrop>
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
<shot of NeoMerc listening to Beatles records for days on end>
<mini-snip>
> >> >> <thoughtful Merc> *Hmm...it's getting awfully crowded
>in that
>>> >> bathtub..* Um..hm! Ohh Teeeeenchiiiiiii! Beeeeeeeeeej! Laundry and
>>kitchen
>>> >> duty, respectively! <throws a basket of dirty clothes at said
>Veechanian, >and
>>> >> a sponge at Beej> And, you, Mord ... See this bucket? And this
>>>toothbrush?
>>> >> You've got bathrooms to scrub.. n_n
>>> ><catches BigAss Sponge> OK, why not? <deceptively complacent grin>
>><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll never see it
>>coming... <starts to wet
>>> >the sponge>
>>>
>>> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>>>
>> As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
>
> Especially NeoMercury, who does so revel in retribution.
I think I'll try to keep that in mind, just in case.
>> <silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
>>everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
>
> Apparently. Either that or the server's screwed up.. n_n;;
>
>>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak for:
>the
>>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>>> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
>>one, either>
>>>
>>> How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
>>> if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>>>
>> Sure. ^_-
>
> Well, sounds fun.. But I'm not sure I want to be associated
>with the likes of Dan Quayle. o_O <cough>
Point taken. "Dan Quayle. Proof that Hooked On Phonics really works!"
How about Agriculture? You can take care of any plants. This DOES
include any Kinesian Flowers in the house, too.
>>> >> > I think that means yes. ^_^
>>> >> yummy marshmallowy soft feathery slee--eh? Yes to
>what?
>>> >
>>> ><to Mord and Tenchi> All we need now is for her to mention graham
>>crackers and we can fry us up
>>> >some S'mores! Yeppee, Saucer, yahoo!! (Nothing like a little Dragon Half
>to >lighten a day ^_^)
>>>
>> yummy yummy yummy S'mores! ^_^
>>
> <piku piku> Saucer?
What are S'mores? Seriously.
>>> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>>>
>> Nani? o_O
>
> I second that, as I'm too lazy to go look it up.
Survival of the fittest, grilled meat set lunch.
Or something to that effect. Think of it as a bad pun. BTW, sorry about
the typo, that should be "yakiniku".
>>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na na na na na!
>>>
>>> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>>>
>>> Did that wing just move?
>>
>> I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
>> <Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
>
> I didn't see anything. <polishes halo in silence>
If you keep polishing that thing, you'll wear it out.
Excuse me while I check what anime is coming on now.
Macross Plus, part one. I'll be back when it's over.
Okay, I'm back.
<Give yourself to the dark side of the SNIP>
>>> >> Ahh, these kids and their crazy ideas.. n_n
>>> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>>> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>>> >> practice that? O_O
>>
>> Ow! <whisper back> ..We didn't, we just read the instruction
>>manual. ^_-
>
> O_O Oh, right. I do remember that. "Place slot A into slot
>B and fold over side G to correspond to side C.." ow. o_O
Sounds tough to do to yourself...
>>> >> <to Beej> YEP! Practice makes perfect as they say,
>heh
>>> >> heh heh heh...<nudge> Eh Mord? Eh? heh heh heh..
>>
>> ow! Yeah NeoMerc. <nudge> heh heh heh n_n;
>
> Heh. Nothing like being totally right beyond a shadow of
>a doubt. Heh heh heh. Heh. O_O
What does a doubt's shadow look like? I don't think I've ever seen one.
Can't be sure, though...
>>> >Then I shall practice night and day until I perfect my technique, and then
>I >will astound you with
>>> >my powers and you shall all - YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY
>>unable to grab the text>
>>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>>
>>> There are worse things...
>>>
>> But none that I can think of at this time. ^_-
>
> Ohh, I can think of a few, but I don't need to see the
>reactions of everyone else in this thread.. ^_^;;;
We could have Chibi-Moon use the PSHA on him, and watch his teeth
rot out of his head from the sugar OD...
>>> >Gomen, gomen! I saw what happened to Mord! I don't wanna go to jail! I
>>don't want some big,
>>> >300-pound inmate named Bubba come up to me and say <deep voice> "You >my
>little puppy now..."
>>>
>>> Who says he'll be named Bubba?
>>
>> Just a Robin Williams quote I'm assuming.
>
> Hey. Another obscure reference I don't get.
>
>>> >> >> - who hopes he's not stuck this way for long <gnash gnash>
>>> >> > Nah, you should return to normal in a day or so. ;)
>>> >> Or so: Codespeak for, "Could be the next 12 years, how
>the
>>> >> hell should I know?"
>>> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to grab
>>the ancient tome and
>>> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>>>
>>> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
>>> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
>> >perfectly, as is required...
>>>
>> ... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
>
> Eventually he did regain the power of speech, but was
>never quite the same afterwards. I never thought he could beat Tenchi and Mord
>out of their high rankings in the mutilation of the english language category.
>Shunned by society, Beej was eventually run out of the town and forced to live
>in a bell tower 30 miles away.
And there was much rejoicing (yay).
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>
> It's a good look for you. No, really.
>
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>
> <blink> Hello? Helloooooooooo? [............................]
> Cripes.
What, more of them?!
>> Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
>
> Sure is great. ;) And thus, I say, "It"!
>
>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>The last word. o_O
Until next time...
Chris Schack
Brendan Beej Dery
OK, I'm getting more and more mad at these different news readers.
I'm using Free Agent now, instead of WinVN and Netscape...
On 22 Nov 1997 18:08:51 GMT, neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) wrote:
>><Beej wakes up after three days of concussion-induced sleep>
>>
>>OOG, my head. Huh, what happened?
>
> Gee, I've no idea.. One minute you were awake, the next you were
>sprawled out on the floor, looking dead as a doornail.. <wipes another spot off
>her halo>
You know, that thing keeps getting filthier and filither...
>Beej wrote:
>>>NeoMercury wrote:
>>>
>>> <sigh> Another day, another gigantic thread..
>>
>><takes a sip of his hot chocolate> I hear you loud and clear...
>
> Yeah. <dumps the entire contents of a bowl of sugar in her mocha
>cappucino> Toast?
Agreed! <raises mug> To the safest drug on the planet! And
caffiene's great, too!
<gets mildly serious> OK, OK, here we go... Hail to all those who
make Usenet worthwhile, in specific, all members of this thread!
Without you, I'd have finished my English essay, my computer
programming assignment, my two Math assignments, my upgrades to my web
site, my plans to end world hunger and simultaneously gain control of
the universe (hey, it was tacked on as a rider, OK?)...
>>> Beej wrote:
>>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>>> >> Plush Mordenkainen wrote:
>>>
<--- Beej wields the BigAss (C) Scissors against "smile and nod"--->
>>(BTW, this stemmed from a YKYWTMSMW thing saying how >M&Ms match the colours
>of the inner senshi
>>(plus TM). Now I eat them in the order they bit it in "Day of >Destiny"... )
>
> I always save the red ones for last. Unless there's blue, then I just
>don't have the nerve to eat Amichan..
Shhh! Don't say things like that, lest the ecchis flock to this
thread to write... (This means you, Tenchi ^_^)
>><--- snipped stuff about snipping - what a ironic turn in this tale...--->
> Doncha think?
>>> ><less-than-evil-evil-evil-but-more-than-evil-grin>
>>> That'd be an evil evil grin..
>>
>>But with a hyphenated twist! hmmm... sounds like a dance craze - >all right,
>everybody! Put your
>>hands together! Welcome the one, the only, the immense, the >immortal - BEEJ!
>
> <a few slow, sparse claps come from the audience>
(I'd respond, but it fits the next line perfectly anyway...)
>><Beej grabs mike> All right! Yeah! Great to... <feedback> Great >to see
>you all out here tonight!
>>I'd like to start with a little number you helped make famous in >1993.
><crowd cheers> That's right
>>- you know it! Let's do the hyphenated twist!
>>
>><various teenagers starting doing out-of-sync gyrations while Beej >croons
>onstage>
>
> ........and NeoMerc chooses to be the wallflower for the evening. ;)
<Beej is twisting like a madman, when he suddenly stops>
Beej: Wait a sec, stop the music!
<stoned DJ complies>
Beej: Excuse me, Miss? Yeah, you, next to the wall, that's right.
C'mon up here!
<stunned and embarrassed NeoMerc ascends stairs to stage>
Beej: So, what's your name? <hands her the mike>
NM: <embarrassed, she shyly says...> NeoMercury...
Beej: So, why aren't you twisting with the rest of us?
NM: Well, umm...
Beej: No, no, c'mon. No need to be shy!
NM: ummm...well... you suck, actually!
Beej: <thinks a moment, then ahs what alcoholics refer to as a "moment
of clarity"> Yeah, you're right! C'mon guys, let's pack this gig up!
We should've seen it before! We suck! Let's go get piss-ass drunk!
<cheers pour out of the crowd>
(unless, you guys want to continue the dance and see where it goes...
^_^)
>>> >> <oh-so-innocent-yet-oh-so-evil snip>
>>Wait a sec... if you give Mord the bathrooms to do... then he'll be >able to
>scrub the goddess' backs
>>while we toil in the other areas of the house! That hardly seems fair!
>
> Mon dieu! You may be right! O_O
>
> Here, Mord...go dust something..what? I don't know, some bookshelves or
>whatever.. I've got bathrooms to clean!
>
> [20 minutes later, it dawns on Merc as she scrubs the floor..]
>
> I've been duped, haven't I?
Only in the BEST possible sense ^_^. <Beej whistles a happy tune,
while soaking that sponge>
>--snip--
>>> ><sotto voce to audiance> Hee
>>> >hee, won't NeoMerc be surprised when I get this wet. She'll >never see it
>>> >coming... <starts to wet the sponge>
>>>
>>> *ahem!* <taps Beej on the shoulder> Hi there.
>>
>>Hey, you couldn't have heard that! It was sotto voce!
>
> Well, this is what you get for using words I don't know yet. ;>
<grabs a text of stage terms> Lessee, it was in here somewhere...
aha! <points finger at text> "Sotto voce" - a speech used to convey
a character's thoughts to the audience. Cannot be heard by the other
characters...
<continues> "Mainly used in theatre production..." oh shoot, guess
that leaves out Usenet, eh?
>><ducks sponges thrown by audience - I needed an audience 'cause >I always
>wanted my life to be more like a sitcom...>
>
> I always wanted to be the crazy yet lovable next door neighbor.. <swoon>
And I always wanted to be the odd-yet-strange guy who lives in a van
(maybe by a river, who knows?)...
>><keeps wetting the sponge - now it's about the size of a car tire...>
>>> >> >> > >> -snip-
>>> > >>> Well then, first things first - better elect an occupational
>>> electorate...
>>> >> >>Nominations?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> > Ok, I'll be Secretary Treasurer. ^_- (What do you mean >we're
>out
>>> >> >of cash? ;)
>>> >>
>>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak >for
>the
>>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>--snip--
>>I read "VP" as a suggestion... hmmm... I suppose you could be put >to more
>use... Might I suggest
>>"Secretary of the Interior"? (I don't know what this means, but I'm >sure we
>can twist it
>>somehow...)
>
> Hey, that works! Unfortunately...I don't do too well with color
>coordination.. ^_^;; And my taste in furniture is simply awful! ;)
OOG! I'm not letting you near my Fortress of Solitaire...
>>In an off-topic sense, if I elect myself "Bell-chan back-scrubber", >would
>that guarantee me the
>>position? <hopeful Beej> Or maybe many...?
>
> <ahem> *whispers* Look... You scratch Bell's back, I'll scratch
>theirs, metaphorically speaking..see where I'm going with this? ;)
<thinks a moment> Gomen, it's over my head and on the next plane to
Palookaville... Unless you mean we should <points at other guys, then
shoves a thumb over his shoulder, then links hands behind back, then
does odd-yet-acceptable gestures, signaling NeoMerc to steal third...)
>>>> >> <the wonders of SNIP save NeoMerc once again!>
>> Dragon Half? I prefer sleep. Dreamy graham >crackery
>silent sleep... Wha? What are you putting in the >microwave? o_O
>>
>>Hoo hoo hoo. It's been so long since I've had some s'mores... >Hmm... what's
>this on the side of
>>the microwave? "Persons with a pacemaker, a heart condition, or a >tendancy
>to screw up ancient spells are at risk when using..." ><sweatdrop> OK, anyone
>else want to nuke these suckers?
>
> <Meanwhile NeoMercury is banging on the microwave with her fist>
>ehh..how do you get the news on this thing?
<twists a dial> OK, maybe not. Ummm... Mord, if you're not busy,
could you come set the cable on this thing?
>>> >> <snip NeoMerc's batwings>
>>> >> OW! Watch it. ;)
>>> >
>>> ><grabs a batwing> Want it back? <holds it out of reach> Na >na na na na!
>>>
>>> <snort> I didn't want em anyways. <pout>
>>
>>Oh, I see! Just ignore the bully and he'll go away, huh?!
>>
>><starts thwonking NeoMerc over the head with the batwing, causing
>>surprisingly little pain>
>>
>>Ouff! Ouff! Ouff! Aren't you going to break down, you hardened >little
>NeoSenshi?
>
> "Hm? Oh yeah, sure," replies NeoMerc as she turns another page in her
>comic book. "Oh my, that Aoshima.. Such a card."
Aggg... all right. <tosses batwing over shoulder, thwonking a NO on
the head>
I suppose it's no use fighting, so then...
<does double take to unconscious NO>
How the Hell did he get out of Otakuworld?? We must investigate...
<---The BAS strike again! This time, removing Inspector Gadget--->
>>> ><normal Beej voice> I must devise a cunning plan to get myself >back in
>the
>>> >tub...
>>> Dum dee dum...my, Urd, what big errr...ahem.. eyes >you
>>> have...!
>>
>><keeps wetting the sponge - 'bout the size of a tractor tire now...>
>
> Why yes, I've always thought of you as a talented young woman.. May I
>add you have the most exquisite ..umm..hair?
Hoo hoo hoo... <using a crane, Beej drops the sponge in Big Lake>
(Seriously, in St. Albert, there is a lake called Big Lake...)
>><---- Beej uses BigAss (R) Scissors to snip oddness about "Conan" >and "Dirty
>Dancing" --->
> Awww...that was so _fun_! ;)
I can always hunt for days and days until I find the missing text and
insert it back in... <doesn't know if this is a threat or not... )
>> >>You people - always so quick to... revel in other's misfortune... >>>yeah,
>that's it...
>>>
>>> Yeah...what's yer point? ;)
>>
>>Nothing. I just kinda felt like venting. <watches tape of himself
>>plushifying> Glad you guys got this on video... I'll split the $100 >000
>with you if we win...
>
> <shudder> I'm sorry, but no amount of money will get me on that god
>awful show.. ;> er..how much did you say?
Well, depending on who was responsible for the shoddy camera work,
they'll get $40 000, the others can have $10 000 to split, and I'll
keep $50 000, as it was my plushed-up butt that was in the sling.
(Again, enough with the ecchi stuff...)
>>> >You are an evil, evil wizard, Mord...
>>>
>>> Yeah, ain't it cool? ;)
>>
>>I know, baby. You dig it the most.
>
> Outta sight. ;)
Sooo, (sidling up to NeoMerc) you know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in France?
>>> > YIPE! <Beej tips over onto the floor, REALLY unable to grab the >text>
>>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>>
>>> You mean the dog gnawing on your arm? <plushy >neomercury
>>> giggles in a kawaii voice and hops off>
>>
>>Man, that was too cute to ignore. <hops up> I'm gonna toss you in >with the
>cripes... <falls over
>>when he realizes his left leg is still plushed and therefore cannot >support
>his weight>
>
> Aww. Heh heh heh heh.
Hmmm... concern melting into mirth... <Beej checks the
Sincere-o-meter> Good enough for me!
>>Oh well, at least she wasn't SD, as well as plushy. That would >cause a
>kawaii overload...
>
> <SD/plushy NeoMerc> You should never feed my sick little mind.
oh dear... <nervous Beej voice> Kawaii overload pending... must...
fight... against...cuteness....
>>> Whoever said anything about science? It was just a
>>kawaii
>>> thing to do..
>>
>>Then the guy at the University bookstore who sold me this ancient >tome is in
>for it now...
>
> Alright, I'll bite, as they say. ;) What's a tome?
A tome is a source of great knowledge, usually a book. An example
would be this dictionary from which I'm getting this definition.
(Oddly enough, the guy at the bookstore also sold me this. He said it
may come in handy...)
>>Ja ne, eh? (The best of both worlds - JP and CDN. Plus, it's fun to >say ^_^)
>
> I must admit. It just rolls right off the tongue.
<sensible Beej wrenches keyboard away from ecchi Beej>
SB: Stop it! Stop it right now! If you don't settle down, I'm
locking you in the closet!
EB: If you don't give me the keyboard, I'm telling them what's in the
closet.
SB: Those are yours, not mine! Ooh, if only I had been there that
day - I'd have stopped you from maxing out his credit card on
that...that... garbage!
EB: Hey, I'll have you know that many people consider Lunatic Party
an art form, ok? Besides, two more and I've got the whole set.
<athletic Beej appears - of course, he's only a tenth of the size of
these two>
AB: C'mon guys, stop fighting! Hey, have you seen how hard my pecs
are getting? And check out my buns of steel! Man, all the chicks'll
be going nuts for me on the...
<AB is promptly squished by the other two>
(...Sometimes, jocks really bug me... hee hee hee)
>>Brendan "Beej" Dery - 'Unplushed'
>>- the next great album from my MTV recording debut
> heh heh heh.. n_n;;
Well, after recording "Hyphenated-Twist", the world was my cracked raw
oyster. So the next track I recorded was the theme from "Ghost in the
Shell". Wanna hear it? I'm told I do a pretty accurate rendition...
>>- who may plush again, but I highly doubt it...
(But keep watching for it - I've just about got it down... ^_^)
>>- BTW, a note to NeoMercury - I'm curious about what your screen >presence
>looks like - do you
>>resemble Mercury herself with slight differences? I've got a idea >what an
>evil wizard must look
>>like and Tenchi... well, no problem getting an idea there. But you >remain an
>enigma...
>
> Yeah. I like it that way, too. ;>
Then in my mind, you will be the animated SD Mercury picture on the
SOS page...
>~*-*~SD/Plushie Enigmatic NeoMercurY~*-*~
><phew> Another thread completed. I'm going back to sleep. ;)
Sweet dreams, eh?
And BTW, Beej is happy 'cause his sig is back... ^_^ Plus, he also
watched Macross Plus on Teletoon tonight...
Brendan "Beej" Dery
E-mail: "bdery(at)gpu.srv.ualberta.ca" (I'm lonely) Only in Canada, eh?
St. Albert, Alberta - too freakin' cold for me
Hey, visit The Compleat Sailor Moon CD List at:
http://www.ualberta.ca/~bdery/cd/index.html
<--------- To all the newbies with big questions---------------------->
Where's the FAQ? a.f.s-m uFAQ? Poster's List? Photo Album?
What's the URL for VKLL? The Fandub? CUTE? CURE? CHIP?
These and more links on CK's *Often Requested Sailor Moon Links* page!
http://attila.stevens-tech.edu/~cknauer/moon/links/request.htm
NeoMercury
>In article <19971122172...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
>neome...@aol.com (NeoMercury) wrote:
>>Mordenkainen wrote:
>>>On 19 Nov 1997, Chris Schack wrote:
>>
>> What? When did he arrive? My, we're getting popular..
>
>Who, me? I've been reading this insanity from the start, and posted
>once or twice in some of the shorter stuff, but I was just feeling
>really ... how to put this? Well, I just couldn't NOT post to this.
Yeah, I hear ya. Once you start, you can't get away. Welcome
aboard then. BTW, on this version of AOL, I have to manually put in the little
>'s...due to my lack of patience this morning, I may be leaving out quite a
few. So deal with it. :D
>>>> In article <34721F...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
>>>> "Brendan \"Beej\" Dery" <bd...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca> wrote:
>>> >NeoMercury wrote:
>>> We all live in a yellow submarine...
>>>
>> a yellow submarine, yes, a yellow submarine. ^_-
>
>> Now there's a song I'd care to forget.. <sweatdrop>
>Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
>
><shot of NeoMerc listening to Beatles records for days on end>
...eventually commiting sepukku.. <You know, they really should make
these words easier to spell. >:| >
<snip>
>>>> The aforementioned audience immediately pelts Beej with sponges.
>>>
>>> As do the other participants of this thread. ^_-
>
>> Especially NeoMercury, who does so revel in retribution.
>
>I think I'll try to keep that in mind, just in case.
Yeah. In a thread like this, you'll probably need to.
>>> <silence> Hey, I seem to be the last one here! ^_^ I guess
>>>everyone else got tired, right NeoMerc? ;-)
>
>> Apparently. Either that or the server's screwed up.. n_n;;
>
>>>> >> Aw, hell. I can't do anything. ^_^;;; <codespeak
for:
>the
>>> >> author has nothing even mildly amusing to use as a reply>
>>> >We could make you the... <Beej stops and realizes he's got nothing on this
>>one, either>
>>>
>>> How about VP? The most important useless position around. I mean,
>>> if Dan Quayle was VP of the USA, how tough can it be?
>>>
>> Sure. ^_-
>
>> Well, sounds fun.. But I'm not sure I want to be associated
>with the likes of Dan Quayle. o_O <cough>
>Point taken. "Dan Quayle. Proof that Hooked On Phonics really works!"
<shudder> Exactly.
>How about Agriculture? You can take care of any plants. This DOES
>include any Kinesian Flowers in the house, too.
Sure. I'll be the next Tellu. Yeah, I always liked Tellu.
But..confidentially, I can't honestly say I'd enjoy taking care of <ahem>
talented flowers with freaky voices..
<snip>
>What are S'mores? Seriously.
O_O Ehh.. Take two graham crackers. Roast a marshmallow. Put
the marshmallow on the graham cracker. Add the chocolate. Lather, rinse,
repeat.
>>>> jakuniku kyoushoku, yakinaku teishoku
>>>>
>>> Nani? o_O
>
>> I second that, as I'm too lazy to go look it up.
>
>Survival of the fittest, grilled meat set lunch.
>
>Or something to that effect. Think of it as a bad pun. BTW, sorry about
>the typo, that should be "yakiniku".
[.................] <NeoMerc's blank stare o' confusion>
>>>
>>>> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye...
>>>
>>>> Did that wing just move?
>>
>>> I don't know, I wasn't watching. <Turns back to TV>
>> <Bat wing moves quickly and starts clubbing Chris. ;>
>
>> I didn't see anything. <polishes halo in silence>
>
>If you keep polishing that thing, you'll wear it out.
I won't tell if you won't.
>Excuse me while I check what anime is coming on now.
>
>Macross Plus, part one. I'll be back when it's over.
Okay. <takes out a deck of cards and attempts to play War against
herself>
>Okay, I'm back.
You were missed. No, really.
><Give yourself to the dark side of the SNIP>
>>> >> >The only way to learn how to plushify oneself is through practise. ^_^;
>>> >> <nudge> <whisper> ..exactly when did we practise--er,
>>> >> practice that? O_O
>>
>> Ow! <whisper back> ..We didn't, we just read the instruction
>>manual. ^_-
>
>> O_O Oh, right. I do remember that. "Place slot A into
slot
>B and fold over side G to correspond to side C.." ow. o_O
>
>Sounds tough to do to yourself...
Yeah. <rubs chin> I'm still sore in some places. Let me
explain--no, there is too much. o_O
--snipsnip--
>> Heh. Nothing like being totally right beyond a shadow
of
>>a doubt. Heh heh heh. Heh. O_O
>
>What does a doubt's shadow look like? I don't think I've ever seen one.
>Can't be sure, though...
Well...we can go hunt one down if you like.
>>>> >Just hope my dog doesn't mistake me for a chew toy...
>>>>
>>>> There are worse things...
>>>
>>> But none that I can think of at this time. ^_-
>>
>> Ohh, I can think of a few, but I don't need to see the
>reactions of everyone else in this thread.. ^_^;;;
>
>We could have Chibi-Moon use the PSHA on him, and watch his teeth
>rot out of his head from the sugar OD...
Or we can send in the Snow Dancers. They're great fun to listen
to. Even for hours and hours on end..
>>> >Wait a minute - this isn't an exact science?!? <makes vain attempt to
grab
>>the ancient tome and
>>> >succeeds! - in knocking it off the table onto his head...>
>>>
>>> And managing to give himself a concussion, which robs him of a portion
>>> of his language skills for the next few days, so he can't read that
>> >perfectly, as is required...
>>>
>>> ... Gaining hearty laughs from the rest of those at the scene. ^_^
>
>> Eventually he did regain the power of speech, but was
>never quite the same afterwards. I never thought he could beat Tenchi and
Mord
>out of their high rankings in the mutilation of the english language category.
>Shunned by society, Beej was eventually run out of the town and forced to live
>in a bell tower 30 miles away.
>
>And there was much rejoicing (yay).
Unfortunately, winter came hard that year, and the town was
forced to eat Beej..
>>>| Evil Lord Mordenkainen (Creator of M.A.D.N.E.S.S ;-) |
>>| Who used his sig just cause he wanted to... and since no one |
>>| else is around to notice it anyway. ^_- |
>>|________________________________________________________________|
>
>> <blink> Hello? Helloooooooooo? [............................]
> Cripes.
>
>What, more of them?!
There's always more. I could use my roach analogy here, but I
don't think we should start that again.
>>> Ah! It's great to have the last word. ^_- And thus I say "Ni"!
>>
>> Sure is great. ;) And thus, I say, "It"!
>>
>>~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
>>The last word. o_O
>
>Until next time...
Which is, apparently, now.
>Chris Schack
~*-*~NeoMercurY~*-*~
I see your Ni and raise it a "and there was much rejoicing (yay!)".