some old YKYWTMSMW
Stephane Dumas
http://www.cstone.net/~lbrannon/lauren/smtoomuch3.htm
thanks for reading, arigato
Stéphane Dumas
a.. You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the
Statue of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a
torch.
a.. Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out
of their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.
a.. You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.
a.. You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet
with sailor moon trading cards.
a.. Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion
sense is way last season."
a.. You take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the
Negaverse.
a.. You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with
Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon
says, Windows 95 is now starting."
a.. You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when
it starts up.
a.. You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when
it shuts down.
a.. You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other
functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal
Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.
a.. You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and
draining your energy.
a.. You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!
a.. Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"
a.. You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but
before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
a.. You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various
fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor
Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.
a.. You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped
by your boyfriend.
a.. You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over
300.
a.. You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different
Screen Names for five different Sailors Scouts.
a.. You sign up for Hotmail and then proceed to create five different login
names for five different Sailor Scouts.
a.. The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online
petition.
a.. You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.
a.. You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of
Neflite's plans.
a.. Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow
car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join
hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that,
you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.
a.. You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's
generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...
a.. You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy,
Raye, Lita, and Mina.
a.. Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always
think of you.
a.. You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the
Sailor Moon CD.
a.. You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their
newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in
real life.
a.. While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents
are forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell
the psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a
temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."
a.. You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers
will be.
a.. While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing
the name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.
a.. You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor
Moon will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a
different time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.
a.. You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target
audience.
a.. None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll
force them to watch Sailor Moon.
a.. You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"
a.. You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.
a.. You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.
a.. You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the
OSAP jewelry store.
a.. You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that
they now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like
"Sailor..."
a.. Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!
a.. Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "At
least I'm doing better than Serena!"
a.. You still think Zoycite is cute, even after learning the truth!
a.. You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you
did.
a.. You sent in so many YKYWTMSMW suggestions, Starfox has a restraining
order against you.
a.. You fight with your friends over who gets Darian.
a.. The minute you walk into your local comic store, the guy behind the
counter tells you that he has new Sailor Moon stuff in stock.
a.. You can't get the Sailor Moon soundtrack music, out of your head.
a.. You spend hundreds of dollars buying hair extensions so you can look
like Serena.
a.. You have rigged up your Windows95 desktop to look like this. (Note the
name of the notebook file. You'd have this there so you could easily cut and
paste the name into the FIND option in Nestscape. Which then allows you to
easily pick up where you left off reading this YKYWTMSMW page.)
a.. You spend hours fiddling with the earring on your right ear, hoping that
a VR Visor will materialize across your eyes.
a.. Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face.
a.. You come home terribly late, and instead of cutting your allowance or
grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you. NO
SAILOR MOON FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!
a.. You set up an SOS petition table in your local mall.
a.. You browse through your local white-pages, looking for someone named
"Amy Anderson".
a.. You take your Sailor Moon CD to Sears and slip it into one of the
Stereos on display. And proceed to play "Carry On" as loud as you can.
a.. Your Algebra teacher sends you to the Guidance Counselor because during
a test she caught you trying to contact Amy through your pink calculator.
a.. You get a calm feeling of joy and contentment every time you are seated
in front of the TV and the Sailor Moon theme starts.
a.. You spend your time looking for a new planet in the Solar System so you
can name it and declare yourself the Sailor Scout of that planet!
a.. You sing the Sailor Moon Theme song at assemblies, instead of your
national anthem.
a.. On a clear evening, you look at the western horizon and say, "Hey, I can
see Sailor Venus' planet from here."
a.. You're playing your Sailor Moon CD while reading this page.