WWE Diva Contesetant's Comical WWE Poem Revealed

[Matt Fucking Hardy]

In a recent interview with the National Lampoon, Alexis confirmed that had
she remained in the Diva Search, she would have read a poem on last week's
RAW. Speaking to WrestleMag.com, Alexis revealed the comical poem:

I'm sexy Alexis on this wrestling card,
And Jersey boys make my headlights so hard!

I'll make your body contort and quiver,
I have Trish's breasts - and Stone Cold's liver!

I'm here to excite you - to titillate and tease,
But those other girls are swimming in disease!

Those wannabe divas act so cute and cuddly,
But without their implants, they look like Spike Dudley!

Inflated with saline, yet lifeless and sick,
They're deader in the sack than the corpse of Katie Vick.

I'll strip my opponents 'til they're naked and bare,
They're fading faster than Shawn Michaels' hair.

They'll be cut from Raw because they're third tier,
Cut short like Brock Lesnar's football career.

So think of Alexis, so seductive and spread,
Flair's the dirtiest player in the game - and I'm the dirtiest in the bed!
WOOOO!

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Look at you. You're a little older, a little sadder, a little fatter.
Seriously, you might want to give me that apple back. I mean look at your
love handles. Have you seen yourself when you wrestle? They jus pour through
your tights. It's a good thing you're covered up. Seriously. Love handles?
That's not cool."
- Carlito, 9:08pm