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#Spoons caused Rosie O'Donnell's heart attack
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Dänk 42Ø
Aug 21, 2012, 12:46:49 PM8/21/12
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There is a bumper sticker that says "If guns kill people, spoons made
Rosie O'Donnell fat."
Perhaps now our nation will finally confront the controversial issue of
spoon control. It is true that Rosie could have shoved ice cream into
her maw with her bare hands, but spoons made it so much easier.
Of course, no spoons are needed for french fries and triple bacon
cheeseburgers, so I suppose Rosie will be suing McDonalds for selling
them to her.
Rosie O'Donnell fat."
Perhaps now our nation will finally confront the controversial issue of
spoon control. It is true that Rosie could have shoved ice cream into
her maw with her bare hands, but spoons made it so much easier.
Of course, no spoons are needed for french fries and triple bacon
cheeseburgers, so I suppose Rosie will be suing McDonalds for selling
them to her.
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