afrj weekly statistics (11/10/08)
bruce
(Version: 3.32-jc20051017)
Copyleft (C) Davide G. M. Salvetti <sa...@debian.org>, 1998,
Modified by Bernard M. Piller <ber...@bmpsystems.com>, 1999,
Modified by Jochen Striepe <joc...@tolot.escape.de>, 2000-2001,
Modified by Joshua Crawford <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, 2003-2005.
Newsgroup................: alt.fan.robert-jordan
Time stamp...............: Fri 10 Oct 2008 (GMT) 16:30
Start....................: Fri 3 Oct 2008 (GMT) 17:14
End......................: Fri 10 Oct 2008 (GMT) 09:18
Days.....................: 7
Messages.................: 35
Authors..................: 9
Messages per author......: 3.9
Characters...............: 54931
Average message length...: 1569.5
Messages per day.........: 5.0
Characters per day.......: 7847
Quoting ratio............: 41.9% (lines) 45.0% (chars)
Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
=============================================================
1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
5) The WELCOME BACK CONTRO Party Thread .....................: 2 0.3 5.7%
6) abfrj weekly statistics (04/10/08) .......................: 1 0.1 2.9%
7) afrj weekly statistics (04/10/08) ........................: 1 0.1 2.9%
8) afrj weekly statistics (20/09/08) ........................: 1 0.1 2.9%
9) afrj weekly statistics (27/09/08) ........................: 1 0.1 2.9%
10) rule Kareena Kapoor ......................................: 1 0.1 2.9%
Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
===============================================================================
1) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 12 1.7 34.3%
2) Brinner ................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
3) Contro .................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
4) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : 2 0.3 5.7%
5) Arno Wagner ............................................. : 1 0.1 2.9%
6) Larry Caldwell .......................................... : 1 0.1 2.9%
7) Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom ............................. : 1 0.1 2.9%
8) Penelope Periwinkle ..................................... : 1 0.1 2.9%
9) Ralf....@comcast.net ................................. : 1 0.1 2.9%
Top 50 user agents (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
=================================================================
1) G2/1.0 .................................................: 17 2.4 48.6%
2) Forte Free Agent 1.93/32.576 English (American) ........: 12 1.7 34.3%
3) bruce's autopost scripts ...............................: 2 0.3 5.7%
4) Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118 ................................: 1 0.1 2.9%
5) MicroPlanet Gravity v2.50 ..............................: 1 0.1 2.9%
6) Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:0.9) : 1 0.1 2.9%
7) tin/1.4.1-19991201 ("Polish") (UNIX) (Linux/2.6.18.8_sa : 1 0.1 2.9%
Top 50 crossposting groups (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
=========================================================================
1) alt.fan.grrm ...........................................: 8 1.1 22.9%
2) alt.binaries.fan.robert-jordan .........................: 1 0.1 2.9%
3) alt.fan.pirotti.prospero.net-abuse .....................: 1 0.1 2.9%
Top 50 URL's (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
===========================================================
1) www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org ...............................: 13 1.9 37.1%
2) http://geocities.com/mortarn ...........................: 4 0.6 11.4%
3) http://www.emailcash.com.au/join.asp?refer=G84381 ......: 4 0.6 11.4%
4) http://www.geocities.com/mortarn/usenet/statnews.pl-3.3 : 2 0.3 5.7%
Top 50 quoting ratios (#1: qlines/wlines, #2: qchars/wchars, #3: total msg's)
=============================================================================
1) Arno Wagner ............................................: 73.3% 82.2% 1
2) Contro .................................................: 71.4% 77.8% 8
3) Larry Caldwell .........................................: 63.0% 71.4% 1
4) Brinner ................................................: 62.6% 66.7% 8
5) Penelope Periwinkle ....................................: 37.1% 60.3% 1
6) Chucky & Janica ........................................: 29.5% 39.4% 12
7) Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom ............................: 12.5% 20.4% 1
8) Ralf....@comcast.net ................................: 3.5% 1.2% 1
9) bruce ..................................................: 0.0% 0.0% 2
statnews.pl is downloadable as
http://www.geocities.com/mortarn/usenet/statnews.pl-3.32-jc20051017.gz
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Brinner
> StatNews Report
> (Version: 3.32-jc20051017)
>
> Copyleft (C) Davide G. M. Salvetti <sa...@debian.org>, 1998,
>
> Newsgroup................: alt.fan.robert-jordan
> Time stamp...............: Fri 10 Oct 2008 (GMT) 16:30
> Start....................: Fri 3 Oct 2008 (GMT) 17:14
> End......................: Fri 10 Oct 2008 (GMT) 09:18
> Days.....................: 7
> Messages.................: 35
> Authors..................: 9
> Messages per author......: 3.9
> Characters...............: 54931
> Average message length...: 1569.5
> Messages per day.........: 5.0
> Characters per day.......: 7847
> Quoting ratio............: 41.9% (lines) 45.0% (chars)
>
> Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
> =============================================================
>
> 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
> 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
> 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
> 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
You heard me! You ALL fucking heard me!
Brinner
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
>=============================================================
>
> 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
> 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
> 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
> 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
> 5) The WELCOME BACK CONTRO Party Thread .....................: 2 0.3 5.7%
The Party needs help.
>Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
>===============================================================================
>
> 1) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 12 1.7 34.3%
> 2) Brinner ................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
Did you still not manage to win?
> 3) Contro .................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
> 4) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : 2 0.3 5.7%
> 5) Arno Wagner ............................................. : 1 0.1 2.9%
> 6) Larry Caldwell .......................................... : 1 0.1 2.9%
> 7) Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom ............................. : 1 0.1 2.9%
Do some work, fatass!
C&J
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- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
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Chucky & Janica
- there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
<keatin...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by saying
the following stuff:
>> Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
>> =============================================================
>>
>> 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
>> 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
>> 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
>> 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
>
>You heard me! You ALL fucking heard me!
Sorry, did you actually post something? Why are you in the stats if
you didn't post anything? I'm going to contact bruce about this.
Brinner
wrote:
> Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:31:38 -0700 (PDT)
> - there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
> the following stuff:
>
> >> Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
> >> =============================================================
>
> >> 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
> >> 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
> >> 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
> >> 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
>
> >You heard me! You ALL fucking heard me!
>
> Sorry, did you actually post something? Why are you in the stats if
> you didn't post anything? I'm going to contact bruce about this.
>
You can try but he doesn't exist.
Brinner
Brinner
wrote:
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> saying the following stuff:
>
> >Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
> >=============================================================
>
> > 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
> > 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
> > 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
> > 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
> > 5) The WELCOME BACK CONTRO Party Thread .....................: 2 0.3 5.7%
>
> The Party needs help.
>
> >Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
> >===============================================================================
>
> > 1) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 12 1.7 34.3%
> > 2) Brinner ................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
>
> Did you still not manage to win?
Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
Brinner
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > >Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
> > >===============================================================================
>
> > > 1) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 12 1.7 34.3%
> > > 2) Brinner ................................................. : 8 1.1 22.9%
>
> > Did you still not manage to win?
>
> Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
> I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
And you do want to.
C@w
--
Come on. There's a numbered list. You want to be #1.
Brinner
wrote:
After all this time, you really don't know me.
Brinner
Chucky & Janica
- there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
<keatin...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by saying
the following stuff:
>> > Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
>> > I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
>>
>> And you do want to.
>
>After all this time, you really don't know me.
You mean, biblically?
No. I guess not.
Brinner
wrote:
> Once upon a time - for example, Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:08:17 -0700 (PDT)
> - there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
> the following stuff:
>
> >> > Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
> >> > I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
>
> >> And you do want to.
>
> >After all this time, you really don't know me.
>
> You mean, biblically?
>
Why do have to bring the bible into everything? For the last time God
did not "intelligently design" you to eat crazy amounts of burgers.
By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
villain laugh.
Brinner
Jussi Uosukainen
--
/jussi
Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political
issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for
making decisions, because if any of that stuff helped, then all the
smart people would have the same opinions. So use your "gut instinct"
to make voting choices. That is exactly like being clueless, but with
the added advantage that you'll feel as if your random vote preserved
democracy.
*Scott Adams
Ilya the Recusant
I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
Nom nom nom!
>Brinner
Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J
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Chucky & Janica
- there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
the following stuff:
>> >> > Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
>> >> > I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
>>
>> >> And you do want to.
>>
>> >After all this time, you really don't know me.
>>
>> You mean, biblically?
>
>Why do have to bring the bible into everything? For the last time God
>did not "intelligently design" you to eat crazy amounts of burgers.
No, it was really more like Intelligent Reverse Engineering. He
Reverse Engineered me from a black hole.
>By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
>Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
>a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
>villain laugh.
*wheeze*
Post it to me a layer at a time! I will reassemble it at this end!
C&J
The "Angry Whopper" was pretty good, had one of those in Norway. It
was pretty spicy. I don't know about angry ... but certainly spicy.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
<q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
following stuff:
>>By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
>>Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
>>a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
>>villain laugh.
>
>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
FYI.
Ilya the Recusant
Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:51:32 +1100 -
>there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
><q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
>following stuff:
>
>>>By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
>>>Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
>>>a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
>>>villain laugh.
>>
>>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>
>They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
>
>FYI.
Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>C&J
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>
> >They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
>
> >FYI.
>
> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
*blink*
Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
Perth.
Hmm.
They both have Whoppers, right?
Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
*wanders off, drooling*
C@w
--
Mmm.
Brinner
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Brinner
>
>
>
> <keating.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Oct 18, 7:37 pm, Chucky & Janica <janica.hin...@kolumbus.finland>
> >wrote:
> >> Once upon a time - for example, Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:08:17 -0700 (PDT)
> >> - there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
> >> <keating.br...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by saying
> >> the following stuff:
>
> >> >> > Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
> >> >> > I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
>
> >> >> And you do want to.
>
> >> >After all this time, you really don't know me.
>
> >> You mean, biblically?
>
> >Why do have to bring the bible into everything? For the last time God
> >did not "intelligently design" you to eat crazy amounts of burgers.
>
> >By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
> >Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
> >a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
> >villain laugh.
>
> I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>
> Nom nom nom!
Its worth it, every meaty layer more delicious than the last.
Brinner
Brinner
wrote:
> Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:46:44 -0700 (PDT)
> - there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
> the following stuff:
>
> >> >> > Win? I didn't realise there was contest ongoing. If I wanted to "win"
> >> >> > I could just wait till Saturday and reply to everything, like you do.
>
> >> >> And you do want to.
>
> >> >After all this time, you really don't know me.
>
> >> You mean, biblically?
>
> >Why do have to bring the bible into everything? For the last time God
> >did not "intelligently design" you to eat crazy amounts of burgers.
>
> No, it was really more like Intelligent Reverse Engineering. He
> Reverse Engineered me from a black hole.
>
Thats funny, I always assumed it was something far more benign, like
an atomic dustbin.
> >By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
> >Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
> >a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
> >villain laugh.
>
> *wheeze*
>
> Post it to me a layer at a time! I will reassemble it at this end!
>
I would be willing to try, but it was so greasy it would have melted
anything I wrapped it in.
Brinner
Jussi Uosukainen
> On 2 marras, 02:53, Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net> wrote:
>
>> >>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>>
>> >They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
>>
>> >FYI.
>>
>> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>
> *blink*
>
> Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
> Perth.
>
places. They would probably pay iwth USD:s if they could.
> Hmm.
>
> They both have Whoppers, right?
>
> Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
> but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>
>
You really shouldnt mention Hesburger in the same post with Burger King.
Hesburger fucking sucks.
Everytime after I have a burger there, I get nauseous.
Burger King is delicious, Hesburger is kack. Even McD is better than
Hesburger, and that is saying something.
>
> *wanders off, drooling*
>
Good. Maybe youll get lost... ;)
--
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WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, you need duct tape. And if it
doesn't move and it should, you need WD40.
*Unknown
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> >> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>
> > *blink*
>
> > Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
> > Perth.
>
> Probably for the American tourists, who only want to eat in familiar
> places.
You know, you're probably right. And that's sad.
>They would probably pay iwth USD:s if they could.
Yeah, if Australian psesos weren't worth more these days. Ha.
> > Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
> > but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>
> You really shouldnt mention Hesburger in the same post with Burger King.
> Hesburger fucking sucks.
Hmm. I have to say I prefer Hungries/Burger King to Hes, but they are
simply not an option here in Finland. Oh, for a Whopper. Oh, for real
onion rings.
For those who are still following this, Hesburger sells onion rings in
packets of 5. That's right, I said five. And it costs about what,
three euros? Hungries sells onion rings the same way they sell fries:
crammed in a box until said box overflows. And still probably costs
less than three euros.
> Everytime after I have a burger there, I get nauseous.
Me too, but only so I can throw up the burger and eat it again.
> Burger King is delicious, Hesburger is kack. Even McD is better than
> Hesburger, and that is saying something.
That *is* saying something. Not sure I can go with you on that one. I
love the Mega, and I love the Arizona. I even occasionally love the
chicken or the salmon burgers. They're big, and lack that rubbery
artificialness.
On the other hand, McD's now has the Bronx Jr., which is really pretty
good. I don't know how they fake that flame-grilled flavour, but they
do it well.
> > *wanders off, drooling*
>
> Good. Maybe youll get lost... ;)
Much more of this and I *will* have to go and eat there.
C@w
--
And it's only 9:15am!
Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
> > >By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
> > >Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
> > >a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
> > >villain laugh.
>
> > *wheeze*
>
> > Post it to me a layer at a time! I will reassemble it at this end!
>
> I would be willing to try, but it was so greasy it would have melted
> anything I wrapped it in.
*weeps*
Greasier than the McDonald's steak and cheese bagel?
C@w
--
I still have grease stains from that one, and I ate it in 2000.
Jussi Uosukainen
>
>> >> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>>
>> > *blink*
>>
>> > Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
>> > Perth.
>>
>> Probably for the American tourists, who only want to eat in familiar
>> places.
>
> You know, you're probably right. And that's sad.
>
>>They would probably pay iwth USD:s if they could.
>
> Yeah, if Australian psesos weren't worth more these days. Ha.
>
>> > Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>> > but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>
>> You really shouldnt mention Hesburger in the same post with Burger King.
>> Hesburger fucking sucks.
>
> Hmm. I have to say I prefer Hungries/Burger King to Hes, but they are
> simply not an option here in Finland. Oh, for a Whopper. Oh, for real
> onion rings.
>
> For those who are still following this, Hesburger sells onion rings in
> packets of 5. That's right, I said five. And it costs about what,
> three euros? Hungries sells onion rings the same way they sell fries:
> crammed in a box until said box overflows. And still probably costs
> less than three euros.
>
>> Everytime after I have a burger there, I get nauseous.
>
> Me too, but only so I can throw up the burger and eat it again.
>
>> Burger King is delicious, Hesburger is kack. Even McD is better than
>> Hesburger, and that is saying something.
>
> That *is* saying something. Not sure I can go with you on that one. I
> love the Mega, and I love the Arizona. I even occasionally love the
> chicken or the salmon burgers. They're big, and lack that rubbery
> artificialness.
>
Nah, the Quarter Punder is by far the best fastfood burger one can find
in finland. It's not covered in some weird sauce and it doesnt remind
you of it's existance in you digestion after a while.
Sure, it will not keep a grown man nourished for more than 30 minutes
(due to it being made out of cardboard etc.), but it still tastes yummy.
> On the other hand, McD's now has the Bronx Jr., which is really pretty
> good. I don't know how they fake that flame-grilled flavour, but they
> do it well.
>
>> > *wanders off, drooling*
>>
>> Good. Maybe youll get lost... ;)
>
> Much more of this and I *will* have to go and eat there.
>
>
>
> C@w
> --
> And it's only 9:15am!
I find it a bit worrying that my most meaningful usenet discussion for
weeks seems to ba bout fastfood joints.
--
/jussi
"Children are naï¿œve -- they trust everyone. School is bad
enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a
church, you're asking for trouble."
* Frank Zappa
Brinner
wrote:
> On 3 marras, 12:25, Brinner <keating.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > >By the by. Burger king just released a new burger here called a "Meat
> > > >Feast". I'd say you'd love it. Tomorrow I am going to buy one and eat
> > > >a little more than half. The rest I shall discard with a comedy
> > > >villain laugh.
>
> > > *wheeze*
>
> > > Post it to me a layer at a time! I will reassemble it at this end!
>
> > I would be willing to try, but it was so greasy it would have melted
> > anything I wrapped it in.
>
> *weeps*
>
> Greasier than the McDonald's steak and cheese bagel?
>
I wouldn't know, I would waste my teeth on chewing McDonalds food.
Brinner
Ilya the Recusant
Fiddleshits Cuntbottom <st.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 2 marras, 02:53, Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net> wrote:
>
>> >>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>>
>> >They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
>>
>> >FYI.
>>
>> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>
>*blink*
>
>Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
>Perth.
>
>Hmm.
>
>They both have Whoppers, right?
They both have Whoppers, yes.
>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>*wanders off, drooling*
*gets some burgers from Burger King*
>C@w
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>Nah, the Quarter Punder is by far the best fastfood burger one can find
>in finland. It's not covered in some weird sauce and it doesnt remind
>you of it's existance in you digestion after a while.
>
>Sure, it will not keep a grown man nourished for more than 30 minutes
>(due to it being made out of cardboard etc.), but it still tastes yummy.
Heck, those things don't even keep Janica nourished for more than 30
minutes.
But I do like the QP.
For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
Pounder.
That was awesome. I ate them until my left arm tingled.
>I find it a bit worrying that my most meaningful usenet discussion for
>weeks seems to ba bout fastfood joints.
Stick with your strengths, I always say.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
<q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
following stuff:
>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>
>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
like something Janica would let me do.
Ilya the Recusant
Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
><q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
>following stuff:
>
>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>
>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>
>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>like something Janica would let me do.
We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
decoration. You ordered burgers.
>C&J
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>Nah, the Quarter Punder is by far the best fastfood burger one can find
>>in finland. It's not covered in some weird sauce and it doesnt remind
>>you of it's existance in you digestion after a while.
>>
>>Sure, it will not keep a grown man nourished for more than 30 minutes
>>(due to it being made out of cardboard etc.), but it still tastes yummy.
>
> Heck, those things don't even keep Janica nourished for more than 30
> minutes.
>
> But I do like the QP.
>
> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
> Pounder.
>
Jättituplajuustohampurilainen which is basically what you are
describing. And you can only get them at times when you are drunk, so
there is no remorse...
>>I find it a bit worrying that my most meaningful usenet discussion for
>>weeks seems to ba bout fastfood joints.
>
> Stick with your strengths, I always say.
>
--
/jussi
If you never tell a lie to her,
You don't have to remember anything.
* The Streets
Jussi Uosukainen
> Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>>Once upon a time - for example, Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:47:51 +1100 -
>>there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
>><q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
>>following stuff:
>>
>>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>>
>>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>>
>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>>like something Janica would let me do.
>
> We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
> decoration. You ordered burgers.
>
than Hesburger.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>>>
>>>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>>>
>>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>>>like something Janica would let me do.
>>
>> We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
>> decoration. You ordered burgers.
>>
>That would have been the now almost defunct Carrolls. They were better
>than Hesburger.
[J] He might also be talking about Cantina West. We went there too. Do
they serve burgers?
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>>>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>>>>
>>>>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>>>>
>>>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>>>>like something Janica would let me do.
>>>
>>> We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
>>> decoration. You ordered burgers.
>>>
>>That would have been the now almost defunct Carrolls. They were better
>>than Hesburger.
>
> [J] He might also be talking about Cantina West. We went there too. Do
> they serve burgers?
>
> C&J
>
Yes, but using the "Helsinki" scale of eateries, it is practically fine
dining. I wouldnt mention it in the same thread as Hesburger.
--
/jussi
"Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad
Brinner
> Chucky & Janica <janica.hin...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Once upon a time - for example, 09 Nov 2008 09:33:19 GMT - there was
> > they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
> >>>>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
> >>>>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>
> >>>>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>
> >>>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
> >>>>like something Janica would let me do.
>
> >>> We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
> >>> decoration. You ordered burgers.
>
> >>That would have been the now almost defunct Carrolls. They were better
> >>than Hesburger.
>
> > [J] He might also be talking about Cantina West. We went there too. Do
> > they serve burgers?
>
> > C&J
>
> Yes, but using the "Helsinki" scale of eateries, it is practically fine
> dining. I wouldnt mention it in the same thread as Hesburger.
>
>
Are you saying the eating in Helsinki is no good? Another dream
destroyed.
Brinner
Jussi Uosukainen
There are good places to eat, even some Michelin stars if you prefer
fine dining (and having to go for a meal after eating in a restaurant,
because the portions are fricking tiny) . The overall quality is a bit ... meh, though.
--
/jussi
Dogbert: I'm going back to my old job as a network systems administrator.
Dilbert: Why?
Dogbert: I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
* Scott Adams: Dilbert
Brinner
What is traditional Finnish food anyway? For some reason pickled fish
springs to mind, but thats probably wrong.
Brinner
Jussi Uosukainen
Ilya the Recusant
They were indeed tasty.
Ilya the Recusant
Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>> Once upon a time - for example, 09 Nov 2008 09:33:19 GMT - there was
>> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
>> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>
>>>>>>>Why does Finland not have Burger King? Not that Hesburger isn't great,
>>>>>>>but ... mmm ... Hesburger.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That was the place we went to, right? Where you got burgers?
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>>>>>like something Janica would let me do.
>>>>
>>>> We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
>>>> decoration. You ordered burgers.
>>>>
>>>That would have been the now almost defunct Carrolls. They were better
>>>than Hesburger.
>>
>> [J] He might also be talking about Cantina West. We went there too. Do
>> they serve burgers?
That was later. Before the singing of Bohemian Rhapsody. After the
museum, when I was poking Chucky, we went to have burgers.
>> C&J
>>
>
>Yes, but using the "Helsinki" scale of eateries, it is practically fine
>dining. I wouldnt mention it in the same thread as Hesburger.
Ouch.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> But I do like the QP.
>>
>> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
>> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
>> Pounder.
>
>Some finnish McD:s have a night menu that has a
>Jättituplajuustohampurilainen which is basically what you are
>describing. And you can only get them at times when you are drunk, so
>there is no remorse...
Oh man, funny thing. Wednesday I was driving through the McD's
drive-thru and I saw that they had instituted this very same policy.
They had the giant greasy drunkburger, and then double-size meals, and
a double-size nugget thing with giant fries and two dips.
I ordered a drunkburger, but they told me it was only 6pm and the deal
opened at ten.
"I'm too drunk to tell time!" I cried. "Doesn't that prove I'm
worthy?"
Alas. I was not worthy.
So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant
<q...@deadspam.net>, and they made us all feel better by saying the
following stuff:
>>I don't remember that. Did we take you to eat fast food? Doesn't sound
>>like something Janica would let me do.
>
>We did. After we left the museum, to a place that had orange and white
>decoration. You ordered burgers.
Ah. Carrols. Yeah, that could be. Janica may well have rewarded me for
a) only falling asleep for short stretches of time during our tour; b)
not hitting you very often.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> But I do like the QP.
>>>
>>> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
>>> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
>>> Pounder.
>>
>>Some finnish McD:s have a night menu that has a
>>Jättituplajuustohampurilainen which is basically what you are
>>describing. And you can only get them at times when you are drunk, so
>>there is no remorse...
>
> Oh man, funny thing. Wednesday I was driving through the McD's
> drive-thru and I saw that they had instituted this very same policy.
> They had the giant greasy drunkburger, and then double-size meals, and
> a double-size nugget thing with giant fries and two dips.
>
> I ordered a drunkburger, but they told me it was only 6pm and the deal
> opened at ten.
>
> "I'm too drunk to tell time!" I cried. "Doesn't that prove I'm
> worthy?"
>
> Alas. I was not worthy.
>
into a macdonalds with the night menu and order some real arteryblocking
burgers.
> So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>
Will do.
--
/jussi
The woman is a highly socially-practised
Master in body language, dab-handed actress
She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits
* The Streets
Ilya the Recusant
Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>C&J
Jussi Uosukainen
>>
>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>
> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>
I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
joints in Vantaa...
Brinner
> Brinner <keating.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 15, 10:23 am, Jussi Uosukainen <j...@iki.fi> wrote:
>
> >> There are good places to eat, even some Michelin stars if you prefer
> >> fine dining (and having to go for a meal after eating in a restaurant,
> >> because the portions are fricking tiny) . The overall quality is a bit ... meh, though.
>
> > What is traditional Finnish food anyway? For some reason pickled fish
> > springs to mind, but thats probably wrong.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Finland
>
> Game and fish.
Sounds delightful. Fish darts, Fish chess and maybe even fish twister.
Brinner
Jussi Uosukainen
Like: the macgyver drinking game, with fish.
--
/jussi
Hey, we can't really be dumb, if we're just following God's Orders.
After all, He wrote this book here. And in the book he says: "He made
us all to be just like Him" so ... If we're dumb ... Then God is dumb
... And maybe even a little ugly on the side!
* Frank Zappa
Brinner
> Brinner <keating.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 15, 5:37 pm, Jussi Uosukainen <j...@iki.fi> wrote:
> >> Brinner <keating.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > On Nov 15, 10:23 am, Jussi Uosukainen <j...@iki.fi> wrote:
>
> >> >> There are good places to eat, even some Michelin stars if you prefer
> >> >> fine dining (and having to go for a meal after eating in a restaurant,
> >> >> because the portions are fricking tiny) . The overall quality is a bit ... meh, though.
>
> >> > What is traditional Finnish food anyway? For some reason pickled fish
> >> > springs to mind, but thats probably wrong.
>
> >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Finland
>
> >> Game and fish.
>
> > Sounds delightful. Fish darts, Fish chess and maybe even fish twister.
>
> > Brinner
>
> Nah, in finland we focus on drinking games and drinking songs.
>
> Like: the macgyver drinking game, with fish.
>
I had a feeling you'd love the mulletastic MacGyver up there.
Brinner
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Alas. I was not worthy.
>
>They are mean. We should get drunk one evening, just so that we could go
>into a macdonalds with the night menu and order some real arteryblocking
>burgers.
Yeah! And the one near us only has the drive thru open at that time of
night, so we could totally pretend to be in a car.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>
>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>
>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>joints in Vantaa...
Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
and rancid pig fat on him.
Chucky & Janica
- there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
<keatin...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by saying
the following stuff:
>> >> Game and fish.
>>
>> > Sounds delightful. Fish darts, Fish chess and maybe even fish twister.
>>
>> > Brinner
>>
>> Nah, in finland we focus on drinking games and drinking songs.
>>
>> Like: the macgyver drinking game, with fish.
>
>I had a feeling you'd love the mulletastic MacGyver up there.
A mullet is a kind of fish.
I rest my case for some reason.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Alas. I was not worthy.
>>
>>They are mean. We should get drunk one evening, just so that we could go
>>into a macdonalds with the night menu and order some real arteryblocking
>>burgers.
>
> Yeah! And the one near us only has the drive thru open at that time of
> night, so we could totally pretend to be in a car.
>
be one of the best movies ever!
--
/jussi
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
And then it's just hilarious!"
* Faith No More
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>
>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>
>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>joints in Vantaa...
>
> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>
> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
> and rancid pig fat on him.
>
--
/jussi
"Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex."
* Frank Zappa
Ilya the Recusant
Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>> Once upon a time - for example, 18 Nov 2008 08:35:10 GMT - there was
>> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
>> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>
>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>
>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>
>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>
>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>
>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>
>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
They're too drunk to get him.
Jussi Uosukainen
> Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>>> Once upon a time - for example, 18 Nov 2008 08:35:10 GMT - there was
>>> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
>>> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>
>>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>>
>>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>>
>>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>>
>>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>>
>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>>
>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>
> They're too drunk to get him.
>
Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
Ilya the Recusant
Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net> wrote:
>> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Jussi
>> Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>>>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>>>> Once upon a time - for example, 18 Nov 2008 08:35:10 GMT - there was
>>>> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
>>>> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>
>>>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>>>
>>>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>>>
>>>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>>>
>>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>>>
>>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>>
>> They're too drunk to get him.
>>
>Not anymore. http://tinyurl.com/5eyswb
>
>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
Eegads!
Jussi Uosukainen
> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Jussi
> Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>>Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net> wrote:
>>> In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Jussi
>>> Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi> wrote:
>>>>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>>>>> Once upon a time - for example, 18 Nov 2008 08:35:10 GMT - there was
>>>>> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
>>>>> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>>>>
>>>>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>>>>
>>>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>>>>
>>>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>>>
>>> They're too drunk to get him.
>>>
>>Not anymore. http://tinyurl.com/5eyswb
>>
>>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
>
> Eegads!
>
What did you say?
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Yeah! And the one near us only has the drive thru open at that time of
>> night, so we could totally pretend to be in a car.
>
>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>be one of the best movies ever!
Does it have to be?
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>
>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>
>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>
>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>
>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>
>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
You say "after you" like it's such an ugly thing. They just want me to
represent them. See, the Russians gave me this great hat.
*holds up giant fuzzy hat with a target stitched on it*
See. the concentric circles represent how great I am. At least that's
what Boris told me.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>>>
>>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>>
>> They're too drunk to get him.
>
>Not anymore. http://tinyurl.com/5eyswb
I'm loving the phrase "vodka lake". It calls to mind a sort of twisted
Willy Wonka factory setting, with surly Oompah Loompahs.
"People are spending less money on alcohol and other products because
of the financial crisis," said Pavel Shapkin, the executive secretary
of the National Alcohol Association. "As people try to save money,
they are turning to cheaper brands."
Ahh, now it's turpentine's time to shine.
>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
That's because I make rancid pig fat the way their mothers used to
make.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Yeah! And the one near us only has the drive thru open at that time of
>>> night, so we could totally pretend to be in a car.
>>
>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>be one of the best movies ever!
>
> Does it have to be?
>
--
/jussi
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point
out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a
half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
* The Sandman
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>>>>
>>>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>>>
>>> They're too drunk to get him.
>>
>>Not anymore. http://tinyurl.com/5eyswb
>
> I'm loving the phrase "vodka lake". It calls to mind a sort of twisted
> Willy Wonka factory setting, with surly Oompah Loompahs.
>
And Willy Wonka is called Andrei.
And the Oompahs wear way too much makeup.
> "People are spending less money on alcohol and other products because
> of the financial crisis," said Pavel Shapkin, the executive secretary
> of the National Alcohol Association. "As people try to save money,
> they are turning to cheaper brands."
>
> Ahh, now it's turpentine's time to shine.
>
Or moonshine.
>>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
>
> That's because I make rancid pig fat the way their mothers used to
> make.
>
I have always suspected you of being an old russian lady on the inside.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>>So I got seven cheeseburgers, and a carton of beer, and improvised.
>>>>>
>>>>> Beer at McDonalds? Awesome.
>>>>
>>>>I hope there was typo there, else they have far superior fastfood
>>>>joints in Vantaa...
>>>
>>> Okay, it was a keg of fermented pig fat. It still got me tipsy.
>>>
>>> Also, there was an illegal Russian immigrant selling beer out of the
>>> boot of his car nearby when I staggered over and vomited cheeseburgers
>>> and rancid pig fat on him.
>>
>>So now you have the Russian mob _and_ macdonalds after you. Good grief.
>
> You say "after you" like it's such an ugly thing. They just want me to
> represent them. See, the Russians gave me this great hat.
>
Ilya.
> *holds up giant fuzzy hat with a target stitched on it*
>
> See. the concentric circles represent how great I am. At least that's
> what Boris told me.
>
>
That sounds about right. Just keep the hat well away from, if you catch
my drift.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>
>> Does it have to be?
>
>Yes it does.
I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
movies ever, I suppose.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> "People are spending less money on alcohol and other products because
>> of the financial crisis," said Pavel Shapkin, the executive secretary
>> of the National Alcohol Association. "As people try to save money,
>> they are turning to cheaper brands."
>>
>> Ahh, now it's turpentine's time to shine.
>
>Or moonshine.
You say tomato...
Mmm.
*mixes a tomato juice and turpentine*
It's a Russian Bloody Mary.
>>>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
>>
>> That's because I make rancid pig fat the way their mothers used to
>> make.
>
>I have always suspected you of being an old russian lady on the inside.
You know what they say. Inside every Australian expatriate there is an
old Russian woman waiting to break out.
I mean, she can't possibly be enjoying herself in there, so I'd say
she's definitely waiting to break out.
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> You say "after you" like it's such an ugly thing. They just want me to
>> represent them. See, the Russians gave me this great hat.
>
>I would treat anything the russians gave me sith great suspicion. Like
>Ilya.
Ilya wasn't so much given to the world, as inflicted on us. He is the
final amazing product of the Cold War.
And the Americans would have us believe they won it.
Ha.
>> *holds up giant fuzzy hat with a target stitched on it*
>>
>> See. the concentric circles represent how great I am. At least that's
>> what Boris told me.
>
>That sounds about right. Just keep the hat well away from, if you catch
>my drift.
I'd like to catch your drift, but your drift seems to be missing
strategic words and that is just confusing.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>
>>> Does it have to be?
>>
>>Yes it does.
>
> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
> movies ever, I suppose.
>
Patrick Harris.
I rest my case.
--
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- It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half
a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Hit it.
* The Blues Brothers
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> "People are spending less money on alcohol and other products because
>>> of the financial crisis," said Pavel Shapkin, the executive secretary
>>> of the National Alcohol Association. "As people try to save money,
>>> they are turning to cheaper brands."
>>>
>>> Ahh, now it's turpentine's time to shine.
>>
>>Or moonshine.
>
> You say tomato...
>
> Mmm.
>
> *mixes a tomato juice and turpentine*
>
> It's a Russian Bloody Mary.
>
Hint: it's not tomatoes.
>>>>Only Chucky can turn the Russians away from Vodka.
>>>
>>> That's because I make rancid pig fat the way their mothers used to
>>> make.
>>
>>I have always suspected you of being an old russian lady on the inside.
>
> You know what they say. Inside every Australian expatriate there is an
> old Russian woman waiting to break out.
>
> I mean, she can't possibly be enjoying herself in there, so I'd say
> she's definitely waiting to break out.
>
>
>
I'm waiting for an Aliens moment here...
--
/jussi
Dogbert: I'm going back to my old job as a network systems administrator.
Dilbert: Why?
Dogbert: I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
* Scott Adams: Dilbert
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> You say "after you" like it's such an ugly thing. They just want me to
>>> represent them. See, the Russians gave me this great hat.
>>
>>I would treat anything the russians gave me sith great suspicion. Like
>>Ilya.
>
> Ilya wasn't so much given to the world, as inflicted on us. He is the
> final amazing product of the Cold War.
>
> And the Americans would have us believe they won it.
>
> Ha.
>
>>> *holds up giant fuzzy hat with a target stitched on it*
>>>
>>> See. the concentric circles represent how great I am. At least that's
>>> what Boris told me.
>>
>>That sounds about right. Just keep the hat well away from, if you catch
>>my drift.
>
> I'd like to catch your drift, but your drift seems to be missing
> strategic words and that is just confusing.
>
You have an issue with my lack of vocabulary?
--
/jussi
If you never tell a lie to her,
You don't have to remember anything.
* The Streets
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>>
>>>> Does it have to be?
>>>
>>>Yes it does.
>>
>> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
>> movies ever, I suppose.
>
>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>Patrick Harris.
>
>I rest my case.
Doogie Howser?
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> You know what they say. Inside every Australian expatriate there is an
>> old Russian woman waiting to break out.
>>
>> I mean, she can't possibly be enjoying herself in there, so I'd say
>> she's definitely waiting to break out.
>
>I'm waiting for an Aliens moment here...
*shrugs*
*jumps on Jussi's head and wraps bitch-tits around his face*
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>> You say "after you" like it's such an ugly thing. They just want me to
>>>> represent them. See, the Russians gave me this great hat.
>>>
>>>I would treat anything the russians gave me sith great suspicion. Like
>>>Ilya.
>>
>> Ilya wasn't so much given to the world, as inflicted on us. He is the
>> final amazing product of the Cold War.
>
>LIke locusts. Exepct that they are cuddly compared to Ilya.
And quiet.
On the other hand, they have a similar diet. We're not in danger of
losing our presious steaks on his account. Although we are in danger
of said steaks starving due to lack of grass before they can be
processed.
>>>> *holds up giant fuzzy hat with a target stitched on it*
>>>>
>>>> See. the concentric circles represent how great I am. At least that's
>>>> what Boris told me.
>>>
>>>That sounds about right. Just keep the hat well away from, if you catch
>>>my drift.
>>
>> I'd like to catch your drift, but your drift seems to be missing
>> strategic words and that is just confusing.
>
>You have an issue with my lack of vocabulary?
It's what separates us from the animals.
Russians.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>>>
>>>>> Does it have to be?
>>>>
>>>>Yes it does.
>>>
>>> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
>>> movies ever, I suppose.
>>
>>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>>Patrick Harris.
>>
>>I rest my case.
>
> Doogie Howser?
>
--
/jussi
"There is no hell. There is only France."
* Frank Zappa
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> You know what they say. Inside every Australian expatriate there is an
>>> old Russian woman waiting to break out.
>>>
>>> I mean, she can't possibly be enjoying herself in there, so I'd say
>>> she's definitely waiting to break out.
>>
>>I'm waiting for an Aliens moment here...
>
> *shrugs*
>
> *jumps on Jussi's head and wraps bitch-tits around his face*
>
>
*Runs away*
That was just mean.
>
>
>
>
> C&J
Jussi Uosukainen
Pays.
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WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, you need duct tape. And if it
doesn't move and it should, you need WD40.
*Unknown
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Does it have to be?
>>>>>
>>>>>Yes it does.
>>>>
>>>> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
>>>> movies ever, I suppose.
>>>
>>>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>>>Patrick Harris.
>>>
>>>I rest my case.
>>
>> Doogie Howser?
>
>Was?
Isn't that who Neil Patrick Harris was?
Chucky & Janica
this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>>>> You know what they say. Inside every Australian expatriate there is an
>>>> old Russian woman waiting to break out.
>>>>
>>>> I mean, she can't possibly be enjoying herself in there, so I'd say
>>>> she's definitely waiting to break out.
>>>
>>>I'm waiting for an Aliens moment here...
>>
>> *shrugs*
>>
>> *jumps on Jussi's head and wraps bitch-tits around his face*
>
>*Freaks out*
>
>*Runs away*
Wow, you have a lot of upper-body strength, to run while I'm
bitch-titting you. You should compete internationally.
The bitch-tit triathlon is going to be an olympic sport in 2012. It's
like the regular triathlon, with bitch-tits added in various ways.
>That was just mean.
You loved it. Secretly.
Really, really secretly.
Jussi Uosukainen
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Does it have to be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes it does.
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
>>>>> movies ever, I suppose.
>>>>
>>>>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>>>>Patrick Harris.
>>>>
>>>>I rest my case.
>>>
>>> Doogie Howser?
>>
>>Was?
>
> Isn't that who Neil Patrick Harris was?
>
>
>
>
> C&J
>
bruce
> On 2 marras, 02:53, Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net> wrote:
>
>> >>I am finding a Burger King in Sydney and I am going STAT.
>>
>> >They're called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
>>
>> >FYI.
>>
>> Why then are there Burger Kings *and* Hungry Jacks in Sydney?
>
> *blink*
>
> Actually, I have no idea. That's fucked up. The only have Hungries, in
> Perth.
When BK first came to Australia, there was some sort of copyrights issue
with the name, so they called it HJ. Later, newer, franchisees got to use
the BK name.
One airport (Sydney? Melbourne? I don't fly much..) has both BK and HJ, on
opposite sides of the food court.
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bruce
> On Oct 12, 7:15 pm, Chucky & Janica <janica.hin...@kolumbus.finland>
> wrote:
>> Once upon a time - for example, Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:31:38 -0700 (PDT)
>> - there was this guy, or something, called Brinner
>> <keating.br...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by saying
>> the following stuff:
>>
>> >> Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
>> >> =============================================================
>>
>> >> 1) Hello! ...................................................: 11 1.6 31.4%
>> >> 2) It's that time of year again .............................: 8 1.1 22.9%
>> >> 3) Exciting times ...........................................: 6 0.9 17.1%
>> >> 4) fucking google motherfucker ..............................: 3 0.4 8.6%
>>
>> >You heard me! You ALL fucking heard me!
>>
>> Sorry, did you actually post something? Why are you in the stats if
>> you didn't post anything? I'm going to contact bruce about this.
>
> You can try but he doesn't exist.
I am only a figment of your imagination. Solipsist cunt.
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bruce
> Once upon a time - for example, 04 Nov 2008 07:27:34 GMT - there was
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
Quarter Punder: (1) a weak kicker; (2) a cheap customer; (3) a poor player
upon words.
>>in finland. It's not covered in some weird sauce and it doesnt remind
>>you of it's existance in you digestion after a while.
>>
>>Sure, it will not keep a grown man nourished for more than 30 minutes
>>(due to it being made out of cardboard etc.), but it still tastes yummy.
>
> Heck, those things don't even keep Janica nourished for more than 30
> minutes.
>
> But I do like the QP.
>
> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
> Pounder.
>
> That was awesome. I ate them until my left arm tingled.
Not long after I got my security licence, they had me working at a McDonalds
at night, to keep drunks out (or at least quiet, and not drinking). Often,
they'd come in asking for a "Pounder". I.e., A QP with four patties.
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bruce
> this guy, or something, called Jussi Uosukainen <ju...@iki.fi>, and
> they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>>>>>It could be a bit like Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, which has to
>>>>>>>>be one of the best movies ever!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Does it have to be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes it does.
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess that explains it. No other reason for it to be one of the best
>>>>> movies ever, I suppose.
>>>>
>>>>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>>>>Patrick Harris.
>>>>
>>>>I rest my case.
>>>
>>> Doogie Howser?
>>
>>Was?
>
> Isn't that who Neil Patrick Harris was?
Yes. He was also in Starshit Troopers.
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Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>>>It has guys riding on a cheetah holding a huge bag of dope. And Neil
>>>>>Patrick Harris.
>>>>>
>>>>>I rest my case.
>>>>
>>>> Doogie Howser?
>>>
>>>Was?
>>
>> Isn't that who Neil Patrick Harris was?
>
>Yes. He was also in Starshit Troopers.
Correct!
Man, I was beginning to think I had imagined Doogie Howser.
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>Nah, the Quarter Punder is by far the best fastfood burger one can find
>
>Quarter Punder: (1) a weak kicker; (2) a cheap customer; (3) a poor player
>upon words.
*splutterchoke*
Bastard!
>> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
>> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
>> Pounder.
>>
>> That was awesome. I ate them until my left arm tingled.
>
>Not long after I got my security licence, they had me working at a McDonalds
>at night, to keep drunks out (or at least quiet, and not drinking). Often,
>they'd come in asking for a "Pounder". I.e., A QP with four patties.
Gold.
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>One airport (Sydney? Melbourne? I don't fly much..) has both BK and HJ, on
>opposite sides of the food court.
Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>One airport (Sydney? Melbourne? I don't fly much..) has both BK and HJ, on
>>opposite sides of the food court.
>
> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
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bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>Nah, the Quarter Punder is by far the best fastfood burger one can find
>>
>>Quarter Punder: (1) a weak kicker; (2) a cheap customer; (3) a poor player
>>upon words.
>
> *splutterchoke*
>
> Bastard!
*bows*
>>> For a while, when I was a poor tubby university student back in Perth,
>>> McDonald's had a double QP with cheese, they called it the Half
>>> Pounder.
>>>
>>> That was awesome. I ate them until my left arm tingled.
>>
>>Not long after I got my security licence, they had me working at a McDonalds
>>at night, to keep drunks out (or at least quiet, and not drinking). Often,
>>they'd come in asking for a "Pounder". I.e., A QP with four patties.
>
> Gold.
Ever noticed that "express" McDonald's stores (the little ones in shopping
centres and train stations) don't have Quarter Pounders? Instead they have
Double Cheeseburgers. Two smaller patties, so they don't have to stock
quarter pound patties.
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IlyaP
wrote:
> Once upon a time - for example, Thu, 05 Feb 2009 05:32:37 GMT - there
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> saying the following stuff:
>
> >One airport (Sydney? Melbourne? I don't fly much..) has both BK and HJ, on
> >opposite sides of the food court.
>
> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
I heartily endorse this idea and shall partake of it with aplomb and
glee.
> C&J
Ilya
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>Not long after I got my security licence, they had me working at a McDonalds
>>>at night, to keep drunks out (or at least quiet, and not drinking). Often,
>>>they'd come in asking for a "Pounder". I.e., A QP with four patties.
>>
>> Gold.
>
>Ever noticed that "express" McDonald's stores (the little ones in shopping
>centres and train stations) don't have Quarter Pounders? Instead they have
>Double Cheeseburgers. Two smaller patties, so they don't have to stock
>quarter pound patties.
That's interesting. No, it is. I haven't seen it so much in Finland,
but it would seem to make sense.
On Friday, I had a small life-altering experience. I said "fuck
McDonald's, fuck them up their stupid arses." And I went across the
street to the service station, which is a franchise that sells food
and stuff as well.
They do take-away there.
Better burgers, more of them, nice fries, and no people because every
cunt and his dog are at McDonald's, waiting in line.
Fantastic.
I may never actually go to McDonald's again.
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>
>Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
When you say "visit", I assume you mean "go in there and eat a
shitload of whoppers with cheese and onion rings on the side" right?
Chucky & Janica
there was this guy, or something, called IlyaP <ilya...@gmail.com>,
and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>
>I heartily endorse this idea and shall partake of it with aplomb and
>glee.
The two biggest vegan fags in the universe, next to Ilya himself.
Aplomb and Glee once went on a flight to Bali and ate nothing but
paper towels. And then they induced vomiting and handed them back. I
don't know where I'm going with this anecdote but don't go to Hungries
with these three, bruce.
bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>
>>Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
>
> When you say "visit", I assume you mean "go in there and eat a
> shitload of whoppers with cheese and onion rings on the side" right?
Well, yeah. Obviously.
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bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>centres and train stations) don't have Quarter Pounders? Instead they have
>>Double Cheeseburgers. Two smaller patties, so they don't have to stock
>>quarter pound patties.
>
> That's interesting. No, it is. I haven't seen it so much in Finland,
> but it would seem to make sense.
They cost slightly more, for the extra slice of cheese.
I get a double cheeseburger with bacon.
> On Friday, I had a small life-altering experience. I said "fuck
> McDonald's, fuck them up their stupid arses." And I went across the
> street to the service station, which is a franchise that sells food
> and stuff as well.
>
> They do take-away there.
>
> Better burgers, more of them, nice fries, and no people because every
> cunt and his dog are at McDonald's, waiting in line.
>
> Fantastic.
Sounds alright.
> I may never actually go to McDonald's again.
I keep saying that too, but there isn't much else open at 3am.
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bruce
> there was this guy, or something, called IlyaP <ilya...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>
>>I heartily endorse this idea and shall partake of it with aplomb and
>>glee.
>
> The two biggest vegan fags in the universe, next to Ilya himself.
> Aplomb and Glee once went on a flight to Bali and ate nothing but
> paper towels. And then they induced vomiting and handed them back. I
> don't know where I'm going with this anecdote but don't go to Hungries
> with these three, bruce.
It'd be a waste of burgers if they're just going to induce vomiting.
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Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>> I may never actually go to McDonald's again.
>
>I keep saying that too, but there isn't much else open at 3am.
I can't remember the last time I was awake and ready to eat burgers at
3am. 2am, yes, but 3am? Tough.
Haven't looked into the opening hours of this place. It's a servo, so
it must be open pretty late.
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>>
>>>Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
>>
>> When you say "visit", I assume you mean "go in there and eat a
>> shitload of whoppers with cheese and onion rings on the side" right?
>
>Well, yeah. Obviously.
You and your devious shorthand.
*steps back out of range of the shorthand*
*is still in range of the longhand*
Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>>
>>>I heartily endorse this idea and shall partake of it with aplomb and
>>>glee.
>>
>> The two biggest vegan fags in the universe, next to Ilya himself.
>> Aplomb and Glee once went on a flight to Bali and ate nothing but
>> paper towels. And then they induced vomiting and handed them back. I
>> don't know where I'm going with this anecdote but don't go to Hungries
>> with these three, bruce.
>
>It'd be a waste of burgers if they're just going to induce vomiting.
Right. So in the end, all of our posts made sense, with the possible
exception of Ilya's, as always.
bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>>>
>>>>Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
>>>
>>> When you say "visit", I assume you mean "go in there and eat a
>>> shitload of whoppers with cheese and onion rings on the side" right?
>>
>>Well, yeah. Obviously.
>
> You and your devious shorthand.
>
> *steps back out of range of the shorthand*
>
> *is still in range of the longhand*
I don't do longhand. What do you think I'm a writer or something?
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bruce
> was this guy, or something, called bruce
> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
> saying the following stuff:
>
>>> I may never actually go to McDonald's again.
>>
>>I keep saying that too, but there isn't much else open at 3am.
>
> I can't remember the last time I was awake and ready to eat burgers at
> 3am. 2am, yes, but 3am? Tough.
Why can't other fast food stores be open 24 hours? I really want to get KFC
for dinner on the way home from work at 9am. But I end up having to go to
Macca's to get hotcakes and hash browns.
> Haven't looked into the opening hours of this place. It's a servo, so
> it must be open pretty late.
All night long, even. But are the burgers made fresh at 2am, or reheated?
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Chucky & Janica
was this guy, or something, called bruce
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
>>>> I may never actually go to McDonald's again.
>>>
>>>I keep saying that too, but there isn't much else open at 3am.
>>
>> I can't remember the last time I was awake and ready to eat burgers at
>> 3am. 2am, yes, but 3am? Tough.
>
>Why can't other fast food stores be open 24 hours? I really want to get KFC
>for dinner on the way home from work at 9am. But I end up having to go to
>Macca's to get hotcakes and hash browns.
Preach it brother bruce. Man, I miss me some KFC, and I miss me some
Hungries. For our semi-irregular burger needs, the servo works nicely.
But yeah, if they had KFC here I would be sneaking off and eating it.
Probably for the best that they don't have it. There is this weird
Southern Fried Chicken place in the food court in town, but it's ...
well, too wholesome. Recognisable chicken, in a sort of non-slimy
coating with some sort of scientifically-quantifiable flavours on it.
Just not the same.
And what's with breakfast anyway? Who eats that crap for breakfast?
It's like the salads. If you're going to McDonald's, why try and kid
the world that you want anything but a fucking burger?
>> Haven't looked into the opening hours of this place. It's a servo, so
>> it must be open pretty late.
>
>All night long, even. But are the burgers made fresh at 2am, or reheated?
Last time I went there, they made them right in front of me. They make
all the meals from scratch while you wait, they don't have a
slide-tray of burgers. Their cold sandwiches and stuff are on display
but that's it.
You wait a bit longer for them (in fact not that much longer at all,
really, considering the number of buttmunchers at McDonald's waiting
for their Big Mac with no sesame seeds, or the fact that "fast food"
means "fast if you want a QP, but if you want a McChicken sit down and
read the newspaper"), but it's worth it.
Ilya the Recusant
What - no late night Hungry Jacks?
I love you Hungry Jacks.
McDonalds is for wimps. And sissies. Who cry a lot.
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Ilya the Recusant
Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>Once upon a time - for example, Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:40:44 GMT - there
>was this guy, or something, called bruce
><jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
>saying the following stuff:
>
>>>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>>>
>>>>I heartily endorse this idea and shall partake of it with aplomb and
>>>>glee.
>>>
>>> The two biggest vegan fags in the universe, next to Ilya himself.
>>> Aplomb and Glee once went on a flight to Bali and ate nothing but
>>> paper towels. And then they induced vomiting and handed them back. I
>>> don't know where I'm going with this anecdote but don't go to Hungries
>>> with these three, bruce.
>>
>>It'd be a waste of burgers if they're just going to induce vomiting.
>
>Right. So in the end, all of our posts made sense, with the possible
>exception of Ilya's, as always.
My post made perfect sense, till you went off and rabbited on about
vegans or some shit.
>C&J
Ilya the Recusant
<jgcrawfo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Chucky & Janica <janica...@kolumbus.finland> wrote:
>> Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:43:17 GMT - there
>> was this guy, or something, called bruce
>> <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, and they made us all feel better by
>> saying the following stuff:
>>
>>>> Note to self: Hungry Jacks Burger King Crawl. Sydney or Melbourne.
>>>
>>>Heh. Get a map and try to visit every HJ or BK store in Melbourne.
>>
>> When you say "visit", I assume you mean "go in there and eat a
>> shitload of whoppers with cheese and onion rings on the side" right?
>
>Well, yeah. Obviously.
What else is there to do?
Aside from watch the Hawks at the Telstra Dome, I mean.