Ain't Gonna Find Her..the Parody!
Pat Alder
(Ain't) gonna find her, (ain't) gonna find her,
(Ain't) gonna find her, (ain't) gonna find her,
Searchin'...yeah they been searchin'
Searchin' for that girl who's M.I.A.
Searchin' yeah, they keep searchin', hopin' she don't turn up D.O.A.
They sure could use some help searchin'
Maybe someone should call O.J.
(Ain't gonna find her)
Well he was sneakin' round, throwin' down, cheatin' on his wife
And it once was fun, but now the Congressman has found he's ruined his life
The media has worked themselves all up into a lather
It's all anybody's talkin' 'bout... 'cept for Dan Rather
But Condit be searchin'...Slimeball he be searchin'
Searchin' for a way he can escape yeah yeah
Before them D.C. police...can find some incriminatin' tape
Well, it came to light, the double life this Blue Dog whore hound led
Sexin' up everything in a skirt, neckties underneath his bed
Took a polygrraph but don't make me laugh cos' y'know the whole thing was
fake
He's about as innocent as Robert Blake
So Gary start searchin'...you better start searchin'
You and YOUR LOW LIFE MOUTHPIECE Abbe Lowell
Searchin' for a jury...who won't give you life with no parole
(They're gonna find him... guilty)
Spoken: Who do you think you are? President?
