Animal Rights Activists protest Leather-wearing at a biker rally
Eric Gisin
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Animal Rights Activists protest Leather-wearing at a biker rally
Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of
three animal rights activists missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large
motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by
fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police
officials. "Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.
"Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing
fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to
protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of
leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs
are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them
know that we disagree with them using it... ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and
began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and
shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French,
started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he... he didn't
even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know
he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his
girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who
resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the
investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the
allegations..
"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were
having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us,
called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the
party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of
motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a
lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to
make them feel welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc
latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their
heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured
the organizer.
Leroy N. Soetoro
> Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Animal Rights Activists protest
> Leather-wearing at a biker rally
Protesting should be banned and all protestors shot for violating the rights
of those they protest against. If Obama wasn't President, that's the way it
would be and should be. BTW, you're a fucking Kanuckistani. Keep your
fucking nose out of our affairs, you filthy old socialist pig. Why is it
that all you know how to do is complain? Why don't you get a fucking job?
You stupid geriatric welfare case, you're not even qualified to be a pool
boy.
Larry
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Thanks.....I love it! Very funny.......
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Watch the FULL video. I dare ya! Shechitah barbarians!
Larry