I"VE GOT ZIPPERLINS

[mimus]

ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
MOMENTS.

--

I wonder if they're found around
the Trousers of Time?

[Robert Carnegie]

On Wednesday, 20 February 2013 14:36:02 UTC, mimus wrote:
> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT
> INAPPROPERIATE MOMENTS.

How old are you? (If > 40 then the phenomenon is explained.)

I have had at least one trouser zipper with the little catch
on the puller that's supposed to lock it so it doesn't unzip,
broken.

A cheap pair of trousers costs about the same as paying a friendly
seamstress to replace the zipper in the trousers you've got, so it
seems stupid - or perhaps I've misunderstood the service offered.
Basically they've got to take the trousers apart, take out the
zipper, and then put the trousers together again. Quite a lot of
work. No user-serviceable parts inside.

You can use a safety-pin through the toggle to pin your zipper
in the up state - but this is at your own risk in every respect.
(If > 50 or < 25 then the zipper may be unfastened by someone
other than you.)

[Dom]

Robert Carnegie wrote:
> On Wednesday, 20 February 2013 14:36:02 UTC, mimus wrote:
>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT
>> INAPPROPERIATE MOMENTS.
>
> How old are you? (If > 40 then the phenomenon is explained.)
>
> I have had at least one trouser zipper with the little catch
> on the puller that's supposed to lock it so it doesn't unzip,
> broken.
>
> A cheap pair of trousers costs about the same as paying a friendly
> seamstress to replace the zipper in the trousers you've got, so it
> seems stupid - or perhaps I've misunderstood the service offered.
> Basically they've got to take the trousers apart, take out the
> zipper, and then put the trousers together again. Quite a lot of
> work. No user-serviceable parts inside.

Who needs a seamstress?

I'm quite capable of handling my own when it comes to the trouser
department. (Grandfather was a master tailor and taught me a
thing or two).

--
Dom

[Kevin Wells]

In message <JP9Vs.358057$W77.3...@fx02.fr7>

Dom <dom...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Robert Carnegie wrote:
>> On Wednesday, 20 February 2013 14:36:02 UTC, mimus wrote:
>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT
>>> INAPPROPERIATE MOMENTS.
>>
>> How old are you? (If > 40 then the phenomenon is explained.)
>>
>> I have had at least one trouser zipper with the little catch
>> on the puller that's supposed to lock it so it doesn't unzip,
>> broken.
>>
>> A cheap pair of trousers costs about the same as paying a friendly
>> seamstress to replace the zipper in the trousers you've got, so it
>> seems stupid - or perhaps I've misunderstood the service offered.
>> Basically they've got to take the trousers apart, take out the
>> zipper, and then put the trousers together again. Quite a lot of
>> work. No user-serviceable parts inside.
>
>Who needs a seamstress?

Which type, those with needles or those without?
>
[snip]

).
>


--
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Live to ride Ride to live.

[GaryN]

Dom <dom...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in news:JP9Vs.358057$W77.303229
@fx02.fr7:

<snip>

> Who needs a seamstress?
>
> I'm quite capable of handling my own when it comes to the trouser
> department. (Grandfather was a master tailor and taught me a
> thing or two).

I also do my own patching, alterations and addition of rally badges.
The SO did do some mending of trousery items once and ended up with
bigger holes than were previously extant. Not quite sure how as the
patches were of older, more washed, provenance than the patchees.

gary

--
"I was there in the square and I was shooting my mouth off about saving
some fish"

"I wish you'd stop whispering, don't flatter yourself, no-body's
listening"

St Bob and The Boomtown Rats - "Someones looking at you"

[Walter Bushell]

In article <91a5ee8c-67d7-421b...@googlegroups.com>,

Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:

> You can use a safety-pin through the toggle to pin your zipper
> in the up state - but this is at your own risk in every respect.
> (If > 50 or < 25 then the zipper may be unfastened by someone
> other than you.)

You say that like it's a bad thing, and I'm sure it happens to people
between 25 and 50.

--
This space unintentionally left blank.

[Robert Carnegie]

My point is, the safety pin may be an unwanted distraction.
Or, not entirely safe.

<http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051028>
portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn into
her clothes beforehand.

I hear that that also happens a lot in showbusiness, such
as with some play costumes; outfits that are really
impossible because you can't put them on or take them
off. Except with a friend with scissors, that is.

So if that turns you on -

[Larry Moore]

On 2013-02-22, Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:

><http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051028>
> portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn into
> her clothes beforehand.
>
> I hear that that also happens a lot in showbusiness, such
> as with some play costumes; outfits that are really
> impossible because you can't put them on or take them
> off. Except with a friend with scissors, that is.
>
> So if that turns you on -
>

I've been following GG recently and picked up the story
in the middle. I'll go back to the beginning of the story
now. Thanks.

--
"There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays,
"And every single one of them is right!"
"In the Neolithic Age," R Kipling

[Walter Bushell]

In article <1cda7ac6-978f-47dc...@googlegroups.com>,

Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:

> portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn into
> her clothes beforehand.

What makes a dinner date different that a regular date and why would
having fruit sewn into her clothes protect her?

[Robert Carnegie]

On Friday, 22 February 2013 18:43:15 UTC, Walter Bushell wrote:
> In article <1cda7ac6-978f-47dc...@googlegroups.com>,
> Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:
>
> > portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn into
> > her clothes beforehand.
>
> What makes a dinner date different that a regular date and why would
> having fruit sewn into her clothes protect her?

I do not know where to begin, here - which I guess
means that you win this round. Well played!

[ppint. at pplay]

- hi; in article,
<5aaaee83-27d5-4f1e...@googlegroups.com>,
rja.ca...@excite.com "Robert Carnegie" conceded:

> Walter Bushell wrote:
>> Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:
>>>portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn
>>>into her clothes beforehand.
>>What makes a dinner date different that a regular date and
>>why would having fruit sewn into her clothes protect her?
>
>I do not know where to begin, here - which I guess means that
>you win this round. Well played!

- fie, sir! is *this* displaying the spirit that won the
empire upon which the sun never set? have the creative
well-springs of the thriving (if sometimes somewhat insal-
ubrious) transportees and colonials finally run dry? does
insufficient invention inhere from the admixture of innumer-
able immigrant and native cultures, for theoretically poss-
ible, and even perhaps credible, explicatory proposals to
be conjured out of thin (or thick) air and perchance add a
touch of storytelling worthy of the dreamtime? (- [a])

- suggested tack one: a dinner date may/may not/should/
should not be stoned, or unstoned;

- potential elaboration: dates may be blind, double, dutch -
or any permutation or combination thereof;

- possible precautionary note: some fruits, though described
as excellent, or even divine, gustatorily,
are nevertheless represented as repugnant
to the point of provoking involuntary and
sometimes projectile regurgitation, when
experienced olfactorally; e.g. the durian (iirc)

- what plausible madnesses mayn't be manufactured from such and
similar matters, mutters and nutters' mottos, motets and motifs?

- love, ppint.

[a] - other areas on the edges of empire - or over the edge of
the world - offer equally fertile ground: lost oases, the
yeti of tibet, the north-west passage, the mystery of the
bermondsey triangle, the thuggi, the disappearance of the
ninth legion, the nuts, ground, (other than ground nuts)
scheme, and fruits de mer include those barytic behemoths
that are denizens of the deeps; cthulhu among the kalimari

[drop the "v", and change the "f" to a "g", to email or cc.]
--
"What are your fees?" inquired Guyal cautiously. "I respond to three
questions," stated the augur. "For twenty terces I phrase the answer
in clear and actionable language; for ten I use the language of cant,
which occasionally admits of ambiguity; for five, I speak a parable
which you must interpret as you will; and for one terce, I babble in
an unknown tongue." "Guyal of Sfere", _The Dying Earth_- Jack Vance

[Robert Carnegie]

On Sunday, 24 February 2013 06:26:46 UTC, "ppint. at pplay" wrote:
> - hi; in article,
> <5aaaee83-27d5-4f1e...@googlegroups.com>,
> rja.ca...@excite.com "Robert Carnegie" conceded:
>
> > Walter Bushell wrote:
>
> >> Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:
>
> >>>portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn
> >>>into her clothes beforehand.
> >>
> >>What makes a dinner date different that a regular date and
> >>why would having fruit sewn into her clothes protect her?
> >
> >I do not know where to begin, here - which I guess means that
> >you win this round. Well played!
>
> - fie, sir! is *this* displaying the spirit that won the
> empire upon which the sun never set? have the creative
> well-springs of the thriving (if sometimes somewhat insal-
> ubrious) transportees and colonials finally run dry? does
> insufficient invention inhere from the admixture of innumer-
> able immigrant and native cultures, for theoretically poss-
> ible, and even perhaps credible, explicatory proposals to
> be conjured out of thin (or thick) air and perchance add a
> touch of storytelling worthy of the dreamtime? (- [a])

I see that you have an inspiringly romantic view of Scotland -
or else you've got the wrong Robert. That happens a lot.
I'm often confused myself. We are still hoping for
independence, though.

[GaryN]

Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote in news:cc16c7d2-3a56-
4e87-a84a-b...@googlegroups.com:

Are you really hoping for independence or do you just say so in a vain
attempt to shut the Salmon up?

[ppint. at pplay]

- hi; in article,
<cc16c7d2-3a56-4e87...@googlegroups.com>,
rja.ca...@excite.com "Robert Carnegie" reresigned:

> ppint. at pplay" wrote:
>> rja.ca...@excite.com "Robert Carnegie" conceded:
>> > Walter Bushell wrote:
>> >> Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:
>> >>>portrays a cautious lady with a dinner date being sewn
>> >>>into her clothes beforehand.
>> >>What makes a dinner date different that a regular date and
>> >>why would having fruit sewn into her clothes protect her?
>> >I do not know where to begin, here - which I guess means that
>> >you win this round. Well played!
>> - fie, sir! is *this* displaying the spirit that won the
>> empire upon which the sun never set? have the creative
>> well-springs of the thriving (if sometimes somewhat insal-
>> ubrious) transportees and colonials finally run dry? does
>> insufficient invention inhere from the admixture of innumer-
>> able immigrant and native cultures, for theoretically poss-
>> ible, and even perhaps credible, explicatory proposals to
>> be conjured out of thin (or thick) air and perchance add a
>> touch of storytelling worthy of the dreamtime? (- [a])
>>

>> - suggested tack one: a dinner date may/may not/should/
>> should not be stoned, or unstoned;
>>
>> - potential elaboration: dates may be blind, double, dutch -
>> or any permutation or combination thereof;
>>
>> - possible precautionary note: some fruits, though described
>> as excellent, or even divine, gustatorily,
>> are nevertheless represented as repugnant
>> to the point of provoking involuntary and
>> sometimes projectile regurgitation, when
>> experienced olfactorally; e.g. the durian (iirc)
>>
>> - what plausible madnesses mayn't be manufactured from such and
>> similar matters, mutters and nutters' mottos, motets and motifs?
>>
>> - love, ppint.
>>
>> [a] - other areas on the edges of empire - or over the edge of
>> the world - offer equally fertile ground: lost oases, the
>> yeti of tibet, the north-west passage, the mystery of the
>> bermondsey triangle, the thuggi, the disappearance of the
>> ninth legion, the nuts, ground, (other than ground nuts)
>> scheme, and fruits de mer include those barytic behemoths
>> that are denizens of the deeps; cthulhu among the kalimari
>

>I see that you have an inspiringly romantic view of Scotland - or else
>you've got the wrong Robert. That happens a lot. I'm often confused
>myself. We are still hoping for independence, though.

- ymts it isn't true that the british empire was built by the
endeavour and initiative of the scots?

- just look at the opportunities listed above: do you feel no
urge to sieze upon one of them, and run it as far as it will go?

- love, a ppint. thinking this doesn't bode well for the future
of any prospective independent republic so far de-picted

[drop the "v", and change the "f" to a "g", to email or cc.]
--

"but i believe the figure of one and one sixteenth
will be sufficiently accurate for poetry"
- charles babbage, writing to correct the second half of tennyson's line,
"every moment dies a man; every moment one is born"

[Robert Carnegie]

On Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:09:24 UTC, "ppint. at pplay" wrote:
> - just look at the opportunities listed above: do you feel no
> urge to sieze upon one of them, and run it as far as it will go?

I think my grandfather did something in Tanganyika or thereabouts,
but it may not be much to be proud of.

A certain amount of wildlife died, since we had it draped around
the house here and there.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
>MOMENTS.

how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants to get
out and meet some new people?


--

mhm x v i x i i i

[mimus]

On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
>
> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> > MOMENTS.
>
> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants to get
> out and meet some new people?

He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.

--

Trust me on this. You too.

[Nigel Stapley]

Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with one eye
anyway.

--
Regards

Nigel Stapley

www.thejudge.me.uk

<reply-to will bounce>

[ah]

On 2/26/13 1:10 PM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
> On 26/02/2013 17:21, mimus wrote:
>> On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
>>>> MOMENTS.
>>>
>>> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants to get
>>> out and meet some new people?
>>
>> He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Trust me on this. You too.
>>
>
> Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with one eye
> anyway.

Filth!
--
a "<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCRKzJadpA>" h

[Nigel Stapley]

Thank you.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:21:31 -0800 (PST), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

you never know, he might not be at all fussy.

[ah]

There is only one rule in demon.local

You'll not be warned.

[happy zombie jebus]

deomon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.

>You'll not be warned.



--

[mimus]

On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>
> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> > MOMENTS.
>

> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..

Hmm, that does sound good.

--

Slippers too, I guess, instead of my new steel-toed work-boots.

[joeh]

On Mar 10, 7:02 pm, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

*plonk*

[%]

hi

[joeh]

You are also in my killfile.

[mimus]

On Mar 16, 5:02 am, joeh <hutcheon.jo...@googlemail.com> wrote:

> On Mar 15, 11:28 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > joeh wrote:
>
> > > On Mar 10, 7:02 pm, happy zombie jebus
> > > <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> > >> On Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:44:49 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> On 2/27/13 1:35 AM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> > >>>> On 27/02/2013 01:18, ah wrote:
>
> > >>>>> On 2/26/13 1:10 PM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
> > >>>>>> On 26/02/2013 17:21, mimus wrote:
>
> > >>>>>>> On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
> > >>>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> > >>>>>>>> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus
> > >>>>>>>> <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >>>>>>>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT
> > >>>>>>>>> INAPPROPERIATE MOMENTS.
>
> > >>>>>>>> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants
> > >>>>>>>> to get out and meet some new people?
>
> > >>>>>>> He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.
>

> > >>>>>>> Trust me on this. You too.
>
> > >>>>>> Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with
> > >>>>>> one eye anyway.
>
> > >>>>> Filth!
>
> > >>>> Thank you.
>
> > >>> There is only one rule in demon.local
>
> > >> deomon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.
>
> > > *plonk*
>
> > hi
>
> You are also in my killfile.

A transparent killfile. There's an innovation.

--

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _ The Einstein Intersection _

[happy zombie jebus]

idiots tell people they're plonking them, people with a brain do it on
the quiet and just get on with usenet.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:24:32 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i'm supprized he doesn't have one of those .sigs listing everyone who
is killfiled.

[joeh]

On Mar 16, 5:37 pm, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:24:32 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>

You're on it an' all!

[happy zombie jebus]

i'd like to thank, giganews for my account, sadly it wasn't free,
forte agent for thier support over, i think, its coming upto 16 or 17
years and most of all, everyone in the empire of meow for all their
support.

and most of all i'd like to thank whoever supplied tonights booze as
i'm tad drunk.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:45:03 +0000, Nigel Stapley
<un...@judgemental.plus.com> wrote:

>True idiots don't bother to trim their 'reply-to'.

sadly, we don't trim in the empire of meow, along with diddling the
x-post line, its just the way we do things and have done since the mid
90's.

[mimus]

On Mar 16, 7:09 pm, happy zombie jebus

<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:45:03 +0000, Nigel Stapley
> <u...@judgemental.plus.com> wrote:
>
> > On 16/03/2013 17:37, happy zombie jebus wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:55:07 -0700 (PDT), joeh
> >> <hutcheon.jo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Mar 10, 7:02 pm, happy zombie jebus
> >>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >>>> On Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:44:49 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> On 2/27/13 1:35 AM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> >>>>>> On 27/02/2013 01:18, ah wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On 2/26/13 1:10 PM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> On 26/02/2013 17:21, mimus wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>> On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
> >>>>>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> >>>>>>>>>>> MOMENTS.
>
> >>>>>>>>>> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants to get
> >>>>>>>>>> out and meet some new people?
>
> >>>>>>>>> He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.
>

> >>>>>>>>> Trust me on this. You too.
>
> >>>>>>>> Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with one eye
> >>>>>>>> anyway.
>
> >>>>>>> Filth!
>
> >>>>>> Thank you.
>
> >>>>> There is only one rule in demon.local
>
> >>>> deomon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.
>
> >>> *plonk*
>
> >> idiots tell people they're plonking them, people with a brain do it on
> >> the quiet and just get on with usenet.
>
> >True idiots don't bother to trim their 'reply-to'.
>
> sadly, we don't trim in the empire of meow, along with diddling the
> x-post line, its just the way we do things and have done since the mid
> 90's.

Yeah, it's, like, a cultural thing.

--

You can add some froups if you want.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i can remember asking in the forte ng once how to get a .sig over a
certain size to work, the guys in the ng thought i was trolling.

>--
>
>You can add some froups if you want.

we like things like that. its one of the ways we've collected new
flonkers over the years.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:14:12 +0800, PAUL {HAMILTON} ROONEY
<paulv...@snotmail.com> wrote:

>Please read teh faq'n charter before posting in demon.local

you should tell liquid and the other goons who polluted the ng about
it.

>You have been warmed!

well it is cold and rainy. i have no problem with being warmed up. you
are talking body warmth, right? but first, are you a boi or a goil?

[mimus]

On Mar 16, 7:06 pm, happy zombie jebus

> > You're on it an' all!
>
> i'd like to thank, giganews for my account, sadly it wasn't free,
> forte agent for thier support over, i think, its coming upto 16 or 17
> years and most of all, everyone in the empire of meow for all their
> support.
>
> and most of all i'd like to thank whoever supplied tonights booze as
> i'm tad drunk.

A true team effort.

--

Beats that mountains and mice thing
all to Hell.

[mimus]

On Mar 17, 2:05 pm, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>

I put the lyrics to _ Thick as a Brick _ in a .sig once.

I forget why now.

Ah, yes, it was in fact a gift to demon.local itself:

http://bit.ly/15hmxIh

--

I've been a bad Flonker.

[Major Scott]

In years to come, sand is the only thing left on the planet, therefore everything is made of glass.

Peeping toms are having a field day.

--
Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?
A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

[Major Scott]

You almost just persuaded me to do that.

--
Remember when you were kid and you used to blow bubbles?
Well, I saw him the other day and he says hello.

[Major Scott]

Where would be the fun in that?

--
If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

[Major Scott]

Tis not the done thing.

--
Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.

[Major Scott]

On Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:37:36 -0000, mimus <mim...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>>
>> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
>> > MOMENTS.
>>
>> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..
>
> Hmm, that does sound good.

On what grounds?

--
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

[mimus]

On Mar 18, 3:58 pm, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

Fiber-optics everywhere!!!1!!

--

Q: Is it true that under Communism
we will be able to order groceries by telephone?
A: Yes, and they will be delivered
by television!

[mimus]

On Mar 18, 4:01 pm, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:37:36 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>
> >> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> >> > MOMENTS.
>
> >> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..
>
> > Hmm, that does sound good.
>
> On what grounds?

The nursing-home's.

--

We sit around in the evenings
warming our hands over our DVD-player.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 06:47:16 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

that's one way to put it, another is a loose collective of mischievous
arseholes with a similar sense of fun.

[happy zombie jebus]

never mind. there is always another day.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 06:55:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i laughed, i cried, i did a merry jig, then moved on. bloody moths.

[happy zombie jebus]

nothing is the done thing, that is, until someone does it.

[happy zombie jebus]

i don't see were the fun is in telling someone you've plonked them.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:01:16 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

that is truely a bad joke.

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:05:12 -0000, mimus <mim...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mar 18, 4:01 pm, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:37:36 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>>
>> >> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
>> >> > MOMENTS.
>>
>> >> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..
>>
>> > Hmm, that does sound good.
>>
>> On what grounds?
>
> The nursing-home's.

Why are they lying on the ground? Shouldn't you help them up?

--
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures
of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit
on.

[Major Scott]

Eventually you'll die, then there won't be another day.

--
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-2

[Major Scott]

That's a very longwinded "there's a first time for everything".

--
He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
"If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
-- Benny Hill

[Major Scott]

You are publically declaring them to be an arsehole.

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:19:46 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:01:16 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
>
> that is truely a bad joke.

Nonsense.

--
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat [Y/N]?

[happy zombie jebus]

yes there will, i just won't be here to see it.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:03:12 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

when the world fully goes broadband.

[happy zombie jebus]

long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
has no meat to bite into.

[happy zombie jebus]

i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.

>
>--
>He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
>She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
>"If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
>'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
>-- Benny Hill

the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
they did it was just ignorant and rude.

[Major Scott]

But the day won't be one where you can persuade me.

--
I learnt so much from my mistakes I think I'll make another.

[Major Scott]

I've got 50 Mbit :-)

--
From Hollywood Squares:
Host Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!

[Major Scott]

But doesn't bore the reader to death.

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:19:20 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:37:03 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:55:07 -0700 (PDT), joeh
>>>>> <hutcheo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> idiots tell people they're plonking them, people with a brain do it on
>>>>> the quiet and just get on with usenet.
>>>>
>>>> Where would be the fun in that?
>>>
>>> i don't see were the fun is in telling someone you've plonked them.
>>
>> You are publically declaring them to be an arsehole.
>
> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.

But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s

>> --
>> He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
>> She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
>> "If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
>> 'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
>> -- Benny Hill
>
> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
> they did it was just ignorant and rude.

Correct.

--
Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.
"Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other.
As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick."

[mimus]

On Mar 19, 9:22 am, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:05:12 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Mar 18, 4:01 pm, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> >> On Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:37:36 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>
> >> >> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> >> >> > MOMENTS.
>
> >> >> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..
>
> >> > Hmm, that does sound good.
>
> >> On what grounds?
>
> > The nursing-home's.
>
> Why are they lying on the ground?  Shouldn't you help them up?

They're waiting for the worms.

--

Worms are always late.

[Major Scott]

You have to tapdance to attract the worms, they're doing it all wrong.

--
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling".

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

[happy zombie jebus]

i may make the effort to speak to you from the other side.

[happy zombie jebus]

i had 60, then junked virgin because they're whiney arsehole about
when and how much one downloads. now i'm on a 40 line with sky. its
bollocks about it being fiber, it is to the cabinet, but to the home
its still copper and basicly just diddled adsl.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:07:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:01:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:11 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:18:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:52 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:05:24 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i can remember asking in the forte ng once how to get a .sig over a
>>>>>> certain size to work, the guys in the ng thought i was trolling.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tis not the done thing.
>>>>
>>>> nothing is the done thing, that is, until someone does it.
>>>
>>> That's a very longwinded "there's a first time for everything".
>>
>> long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
>> has no meat to bite into.
>
>But doesn't bore the reader to death.

if one cannot be arsed to persevere, the reward isn't for them.

>"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."



--

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:11:56 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:19:20 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:37:03 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:55:07 -0700 (PDT), joeh
>>>>>> <hutcheo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> idiots tell people they're plonking them, people with a brain do it on
>>>>>> the quiet and just get on with usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>> Where would be the fun in that?
>>>>
>>>> i don't see were the fun is in telling someone you've plonked them.
>>>
>>> You are publically declaring them to be an arsehole.
>>
>> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
>> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.
>
>But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
>http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s

when you think about it, the frogs aren't very brite, they're throwing
all their food away. just wait until they starve to death then take
the castle.

>>> --
>>> He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
>>> She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
>>> "If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
>>> 'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
>>> -- Benny Hill
>>
>> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
>> they did it was just ignorant and rude.
>
>Correct.

and the way he died was just tragic.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:21:37 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:17:10 -0000, mimus <mim...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mar 19, 9:22 am, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:05:12 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Mar 18, 4:01 pm, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> On Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:37:36 -0000, mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> > On Mar 8, 3:56 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >> On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:36:02 AM UTC-5, mimus wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >> > ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
>>> >> >> > MOMENTS.
>>>
>>> >> >> Aren't you old dudes supposed to be wearing pull-up sweatpants..no ties, buttons nor zippers involved..
>>>
>>> >> > Hmm, that does sound good.
>>>
>>> >> On what grounds?
>>>
>>> > The nursing-home's.
>>>
>>> Why are they lying on the ground? Shouldn't you help them up?
>>
>> They're waiting for the worms.
>
>You have to tapdance to attract the worms, they're doing it all wrong.

funnily enough, you are not that far out.

[mimus]

On Mar 19, 10:23 am, happy zombie jebus

<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:06:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:59:35 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:22:29 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:16:02 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:59:13 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:37:59 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>

> >>>>>> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:24:32 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>

> >>>>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>> i'm supprized he doesn't have one of those .sigs listing everyone who
> >>>>>> is killfiled.
>
> >>>>> You almost just persuaded me to do that.
>
> >>>> never mind. there is always another day.
>
> >>> Eventually you'll die, then there won't be another day.
>
> >> yes there will, i just won't be here to see it.
>
> > But the day won't be one where you can persuade me.
>
> i may make the effort to speak to you from the other side.

Oh, no, more ouij-e-mails.

--

Try to find an open newsserver. Very open.

[bod]

I think I can feel something moving.

[mimus]

> > Try to find an open newsserver. Very open.
>
> I think I can feel something moving.

OK, that does it, I'm outa here.

--

It's going to get icky, I can just feel it.

[bod]

Ah! so you can feel it too.

[Major Scott]

Plusnet, they never complain about how much. Not that I can think of something to download at 50 24/7.

--
While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded.
Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

[Major Scott]

In another group someone with Virgin says they whine but he ignores them. They put him on a "naughty rack" that's slower, but he turns the router off and on till he gets the good rack again.

--
Sensitivity - The politically correct term for political correctness.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:24 +0000, bod <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk>
wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iub0DM5_FGg

and young boys go running for safety as the ghost of michael jackon
comes back from the dead to try and diddle 'em.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 07:40:00 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

ghost spam. whatever next?

[Major Scott]

One can only be arsed if the content is sufficiently important or interesting.

--
The dress doesn't make you look fat. It's that ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:29:48 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:11:56 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:19:20 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>

>>>>>
>>>>> i don't see were the fun is in telling someone you've plonked them.
>>>>
>>>> You are publically declaring them to be an arsehole.
>>>
>>> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
>>> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.
>>
>> But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
>> http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s
>
> when you think about it, the frogs aren't very brite, they're throwing
> all their food away. just wait until they starve to death then take
> the castle.

Maybe it had past the sellby date.

>>>> He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
>>>> She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
>>>> "If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
>>>> 'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
>>>> -- Benny Hill
>>>
>>> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
>>> they did it was just ignorant and rude.
>>
>> Correct.
>
> and the way he died was just tragic.

How did he die?

--
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

[Major Scott]

Eh?

--
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:12:05 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:24 +0000, bod <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> On 19/03/2013 15:24, mimus wrote:
>>> On Mar 19, 10:41 am, bod <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 19/03/2013 14:40, mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mar 19, 10:23 am, happy zombie jebus
>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>> Oh, no, more ouij-e-mails.
>>>>
>>>>> Try to find an open newsserver. Very open.
>>>>
>>>> I think I can feel something moving.
>>>
>>> OK, that does it, I'm outa here.
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> It's going to get icky, I can just feel it.
>>>
>> Ah! so you can feel it too.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iub0DM5_FGg
>
> and young boys go running for safety as the ghost of michael jackon
> comes back from the dead to try and diddle 'em.

http://youtu.be/WTbgsoHDc24

--
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off."

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:28:13 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:12:05 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:24 +0000, bod <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 19/03/2013 15:24, mimus wrote:
>>>> On Mar 19, 10:41 am, bod <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 19/03/2013 14:40, mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mar 19, 10:23 am, happy zombie jebus
>>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, no, more ouij-e-mails.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Try to find an open newsserver. Very open.
>>>>>
>>>>> I think I can feel something moving.
>>>>
>>>> OK, that does it, I'm outa here.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> It's going to get icky, I can just feel it.
>>>>
>>> Ah! so you can feel it too.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iub0DM5_FGg
>>
>> and young boys go running for safety as the ghost of michael jackon
>> comes back from the dead to try and diddle 'em.
>
>http://youtu.be/WTbgsoHDc24

that reminds me of the old days when people used to post pics and
sound files as relies to posts. the 90's were much better times for
usenet.

[happy zombie jebus]

well, you've obviously never take a leasurely trip through the
binaries hierachy, made friends with people running private ftp's or
used p2p/torrents.

[happy zombie jebus]

they send whiney letters through the post threatening to limit yer
bandwidth, which is funny as they claim in the adds it is umeterd.
they have stupid times when you can dl what you want. concidering the
internet is international, they fail to recognize the fact that what
you want, as i have often found, is only available during another
countrys daytime hours.

[happy zombie jebus]

i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:23:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:29:48 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:11:56 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:19:20 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i don't see were the fun is in telling someone you've plonked them.
>>>>>
>>>>> You are publically declaring them to be an arsehole.
>>>>
>>>> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
>>>> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.
>>>
>>> But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
>>> http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s
>>
>> when you think about it, the frogs aren't very brite, they're throwing
>> all their food away. just wait until they starve to death then take
>> the castle.
>
>Maybe it had past the sellby date.

i don't think the frogs have clever things like that.

>>>>> He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
>>>>> She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
>>>>> "If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
>>>>> 'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
>>>>> -- Benny Hill
>>>>
>>>> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
>>>> they did it was just ignorant and rude.
>>>
>>> Correct.
>>
>> and the way he died was just tragic.
>
>How did he die?

on his own in his flat. the wiki page is innacurate, it misses quite a
bit of detail.

[happy zombie jebus]

if you get a lot of people, a few hundred, on a field in an enclosed
section, the footsteps bring the worms to the surface. its true, i've
seen it happen on the rye in high wycombe after a fishing competition
when the prizes were given out.

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:39:29 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:28:13 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:12:05 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:24 +0000, bod <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 19/03/2013 15:24, mimus wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 19, 10:41 am, bod <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>

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>>>>>

>>>>> OK, that does it, I'm outa here.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> It's going to get icky, I can just feel it.
>>>>>
>>>> Ah! so you can feel it too.
>>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iub0DM5_FGg
>>>
>>> and young boys go running for safety as the ghost of michael jackon
>>> comes back from the dead to try and diddle 'em.
>>
>> http://youtu.be/WTbgsoHDc24
>
> that reminds me of the old days when people used to post pics and
> sound files as relies to posts. the 90's were much better times for
> usenet.

I still do this. There is no reason to stop this habit. And it's now easier with the likes of youtube.

--
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said "sorry about the wait". I said, "Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually"

[Major Scott]

I can get hold of that much data quite easily. But I can't digest it that fast. I don't download for the sake of it.

--
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer

[Major Scott]

Like I said above, you can cheat them.

--
No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced

[Major Scott]

Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?

--
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2A.M.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

[Major Scott]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:46:38 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:23:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:29:48 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:11:56 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
>>>>> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.
>>>>
>>>> But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
>>>> http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s
>>>
>>> when you think about it, the frogs aren't very brite, they're throwing
>>> all their food away. just wait until they starve to death then take
>>> the castle.
>>
>> Maybe it had past the sellby date.
>
> i don't think the frogs have clever things like that.

I ignore them anyway. If food is the right colour, the right smell, and the right texture, I eat it.

>>>>> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
>>>>> they did it was just ignorant and rude.
>>>>
>>>> Correct.
>>>
>>> and the way he died was just tragic.
>>
>> How did he die?
>
> on his own in his flat. the wiki page is innacurate, it misses quite a
> bit of detail.

Surely a lot of people die on their own.

--
Cobra: 2 conjoined bras.

[Major Scott]

Yes, they think it's rain. Blackbirds can be sen tapping their feet to make them come up.

--
Carpe Foxum: Seize the Babe.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:49:29 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:39:29 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:28:13 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:12:05 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:24 +0000, bod <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 19/03/2013 15:24, mimus wrote:
>>>>>> On Mar 19, 10:41 am, bod <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
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>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK, that does it, I'm outa here.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's going to get icky, I can just feel it.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Ah! so you can feel it too.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iub0DM5_FGg
>>>>
>>>> and young boys go running for safety as the ghost of michael jackon
>>>> comes back from the dead to try and diddle 'em.
>>>
>>> http://youtu.be/WTbgsoHDc24
>>
>> that reminds me of the old days when people used to post pics and
>> sound files as relies to posts. the 90's were much better times for
>> usenet.
>
>I still do this. There is no reason to stop this habit. And it's now easier with the likes of youtube.

appart from when youtube vids are region locked and just refuze to
play or crash during play.

[happy zombie jebus]

there are 6 of us in my household. our bandwidth gets used heavily.

[happy zombie jebus]

no longer an issue as i'm back using sky.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:44:33 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:22:46 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:26:34 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:07:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:01:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:11 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
>>>>>> has no meat to bite into.
>>>>>
>>>>> But doesn't bore the reader to death.
>>>>
>>>> if one cannot be arsed to persevere, the reward isn't for them.
>>>
>>> One can only be arsed if the content is sufficiently important or interesting.
>>
>> i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?
>
>Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?

not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
couldn't even if it were.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:15:33 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:46:38 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:23:20 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:29:48 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:11:56 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:03:26 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:31 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i've told plenty of people they're arseholes and fucking idiots,
>>>>>> becaue they are, and had no need to killfile them to say so.
>>>>>
>>>>> But you're telling them they are so reprehensible, that you don't wanna talk to them no more.
>>>>> http://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY?t=1m40s
>>>>
>>>> when you think about it, the frogs aren't very brite, they're throwing
>>>> all their food away. just wait until they starve to death then take
>>>> the castle.
>>>
>>> Maybe it had past the sellby date.
>>
>> i don't think the frogs have clever things like that.
>
>I ignore them anyway. If food is the right colour, the right smell, and the right texture, I eat it.

my oldest is mad about sell by dates, i tell her that's all it is, a
sell by date that shops legaly have to put on goods. she refuzes to
believe that the food is good beyond that date.

>>>>>> the biggest mistake itv ever made was sack benny hill, and they way
>>>>>> they did it was just ignorant and rude.
>>>>>
>>>>> Correct.
>>>>
>>>> and the way he died was just tragic.
>>>
>>> How did he die?
>>
>> on his own in his flat. the wiki page is innacurate, it misses quite a
>> bit of detail.
>
>Surely a lot of people die on their own.

true. its just hard to think of someone so popular dieing on thier
own.