[I] Testing for the Existence of God(s)
8'FED
they please post a followup to this message.
Thanks,
Adrian.
Gid Holyoake
share with us..
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
OK..
Gid
Thor
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
ŞeSe RUneS aRe STRaNge...
goT To go, ŞeY iUST calleD MY fligHT HeRe aT HeaŞRoW
THoR
Daibhid Ceanaideach
*Gods*. With an "o"...
--
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"Me!"
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Peter Ellis
>
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
Peter
The Apostate
evolution stuff
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Lesley Weston
08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
That would be all of us then.
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that get through Yahoo's filters. To reach me, use leswes att shaw dott ca,
changing spelling and spacing as required.
Stacie Hanes
> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>
> That would be all of us then.
Thou art god.
Anyone for broth?
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Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
RuneMaster
wrote:
>
> Thou art god.
>
> Anyone for broth?
>
Grokking is.
--
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Orjan Westin
> On Mon, 08 May 2006 18:37:15 GMT, Stacie Hanes
> <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> Thou art god.
>>
>> Anyone for broth?
>>
>
> Grokking is.
Iäm just waiting for Stacie to tell us she's got a snake.
Orjan
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Stacie Hanes
> RuneMaster wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 May 2006 18:37:15 GMT, Stacie Hanes
>> <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Thou art god.
>>>
>>> Anyone for broth?
>>>
>>
>> Grokking is.
>
> Iäm just waiting for Stacie to tell us she's got a snake.
>
I used to, but not anymore.
Rocky Frisco
You're most welcome, Adrian.
This is the God within Rocky Frisco. using him (with his permission) to
answer your survey. Any other questions?
-The God within Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Rocky Frisco
God Holyoake? Slips nicely off the old tongue, it does.
-Rocky
Rocky Frisco
Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
Rocky Frisco
> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au wrote on
> 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>
>
>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>they please post a followup to this message.
>
>
> That would be all of us then.
Indeed.
peachy ashie passion
> Lesley Weston wrote:
>
>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>> wrote on
>> 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>> they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>>
>>
>> That would be all of us then.
>
>
> Indeed.
>
> -Rocky
ROFL - look Rocky, you converted an entire newsgroup in a matter of
days!!
That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
Stacie Hanes
Wrong thread, peach.
Eric Jarvis
<QBN7g.52631$_z2.45226@dukeread02>:
> Peter Ellis wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> >> they please post a followup to this message.
> >
> >
> > Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>
>
> Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
>
Speak for ourselves. We're still very confused.
--
eric
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"all characters portrayed in this post are entirely
fictitious and should not be confused"
Richard Bos
peachy ashie passion
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Lesley Weston wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>>>>wrote on
>>>>08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>>>could they please post a followup to this message.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>That would be all of us then.
>>>
>>>
>>>Indeed.
>>>
>>>-Rocky
>>
>> ROFL - look Rocky, you converted an entire newsgroup in a matter
>>of days!!
>>
>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>
>
>
> Wrong thread, peach.
It's never the wrong thread for a silver tongued devil!
Brian Wakeling
Richard Bos uttered thus:
I've just killed this thread
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Robert Carnegie
8'FED wrote:
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU your lawnmower back, thanks
ever so much.
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>> Lesley Weston wrote:
>>
>>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>>> wrote on
>>> 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>>> they please post a followup to this message.
>>> That would be all of us then.
>> Indeed.
>>
>> -Rocky
>
>
> ROFL - look Rocky, you converted an entire newsgroup in a matter of
> days!!
Actually, I've been at it since 1993; it just started to work since I
quit cussing. ;)
> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
Rocky Frisco
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Lesley Weston wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>>>>wrote on
>>>>08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>>>could they please post a followup to this message.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>That would be all of us then.
>>>
>>>
>>>Indeed.
>>>
>>>-Rocky
>>
>> ROFL - look Rocky, you converted an entire newsgroup in a matter
>>of days!!
>>
>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
> Wrong thread, peach.
I'm going to start having fantasies about the two of you if you don't
watch out!
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco rockn...@gmail.com wrote in
> <QBN7g.52631$_z2.45226@dukeread02>:
>
>>Peter Ellis wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>>>they please post a followup to this message.
>>>
>>>
>>>Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>>
>>
>>Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
>>
>
>
> Speak for ourselves. We're still very confused.
"As above, so below."
Rocky Frisco
That gets the prize for this week!
Blake
> 8'FED wrote:
>
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>> they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> Thanks,
>>
>> Adrian.
>>
>>
> Well I was going to but then the Big Bang happened, then that bloody
> evolution stuff
>
I just searched my hard drive for a copy of the cartoon where God is
admiring earth and he turns to one of the angels and says: "Intelligent
design is fine, the problem is intelligent maintenance."
Rocky Frisco
You are Arthur Brown and I claim my 5 quid.
Rocky Frisco
As a Gloamingerite I must say: the problem is the designer trying out
His own product and getting lost in it, resulting in no maintenace at all.
peachy ashie passion
*grinblush* Actually, um.
Yeah.
Rocky Frisco
>>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>> ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
>>
>> -Rocky
> *grinblush* Actually, um.
>
> Yeah.
(Thinks) "It has to be a plot. I am out of my league here. This lady is
going to soften me up and then squash me like a hedgehog run over by a
cement lorry."
-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Rocky was an optimist.
peachy ashie passion
>>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>
>
>>> ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
>>>
>>> -Rocky
>
>
>
>> *grinblush* Actually, um.
>>
>> Yeah.
>
>
> (Thinks) "It has to be a plot. I am out of my league here. This lady is
> going to soften me up and then squash me like a hedgehog run over by a
> cement lorry."
>
> -Rocky
I'm really quite nice. Honest.
I tend to ask a lot of questions, which can come off as
argumentative, prompting more than one person to suggest busting out a
gag of some sort or another. But honestly, I'm just trying to
understand. I have this insatiable curiosity thing going.
I just can't help it!
Stacie Hanes
>>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>
>>> ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
>>>
>>> -Rocky
>
>
>> *grinblush* Actually, um.
>>
>> Yeah.
>
> (Thinks) "It has to be a plot. I am out of my league here. This
> lady is going to soften me up and then squash me like a hedgehog
> run over by a cement lorry."
She's like that.
Rocky Frisco
Can't imagine why we hit it off so badly a while back. Probably my
fault. See how much I have changed since becoming a Presbyterian?
-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>>>>peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>
>>>>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>>
>>>>ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
>>>>
>>>>-Rocky
>>
>>
>>> *grinblush* Actually, um.
>>>
>>> Yeah.
>>
>>(Thinks) "It has to be a plot. I am out of my league here. This
>>lady is going to soften me up and then squash me like a hedgehog
>>run over by a cement lorry."
>
>
> She's like that.
Takes one to know one, I suspect.
Always was attracted to dangerous women.
-Rocky
--
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E.S.
8'FED wrote:
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Adrian.
There's some guy here who wants to make clear he isn't a god, he's just
a carpenter, and all those rumours about his mother having an affair
behind his father's back are just lies, and could someone please get
those nails off from his wrists...
Brian Howlett
I'm Brian. I have the .sig to prove it...
--
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-----------------------------------------------------
Engaging "getting the hell out of here" mode...
Puck
> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> they please post a followup to this message.
I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
II)And they were much afraid of being buggered
III)Lo, did the hedgehogs cry out to their brothers the ferrets for advice
IV)But it was not their birthday
V)The gods of afp did look upon the hedgehogs with mercy
VI)And taking up their Wit, which was as sharp as a thousand scimitars, did
break it into a thousand pieces
VII)And these pieces they fixed on the backs of the hedgehogs as spines, to
protect them from all manner of buggery forever more
VIII)Thus, the unbuggerability of Hedgehogs is remembered in song to this
day
IX)Much rejoicing and chocolate was had by all.
X)And lo, Stacie, goddess of vampire slayers, did cry out to the heavans.
XI)"Who has placed an eight legged fiend in my shower?"
XII)"Seriously, I'm not kidding. Own up."
XIII)The other gods quaked with fear at this rage
XIV)And there was a gnashing of te-"What are you writing, Puck?"
XV)And there was a gnashi-"You are writing about spiders again, aren't you?"
XVI)And there-"Did YOU put a spider in my shower?"
XVII)Puck, god of getting on everyone elses nerves, denied this charge
vehemently
XVIII)But Stacie threatened him with cruel tortures.
XIX)And at last he confessed that, okay, maybe he did have something to do
with an individual of the arachnoid pursuasion, and an ablutionary device of
the showery type, and the coming into conjunction of said items. Maybe.
XX)And he was heard from nae more.
XXI)"How did he know where my shower is, anyway?"
XXII)"That's creepy."
XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
XXIV)"Turn off!"
XXV)"I mean it!"
XXVI)"Help!"
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Jens Ayton
>
> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
> XXIV)"Turn off!"
> XXV)"I mean it!"
> XXVI)"Help!"
Damn Word.
--
\\\\ Jens Ayton, Fratello di Vetinari 36.3636363636364% insane
\\\\\__, Bringing sarcastic one-liners to the common hedgehog since 1999
\\\\\`/
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>
> I'm Brian. I have the .sig to prove it...
AOL.
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ansh
Puck wrote:
> 8'FED wrote:
> > This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> > they please post a followup to this message.
>
> I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
> XXI)"How did he know where my shower is, anyway?"
> XXII)"That's creepy."
> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
> XXIV)"Turn off!"
> XXV)"I mean it!"
> XXVI)"Help!"
>
LMAO. That was beautiful. Now I can go to my econ final in a good
mood... :-D
ansh
Robert Carnegie
Rocky Frisco wrote:
> Robert Carnegie wrote:
>
> > 8'FED wrote:
> >
> >>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> >>they please post a followup to this message.
> >
> >
> > I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU your lawnmower back, thanks
> > ever so much.
>
> You are Arthur Brown and I claim my 5 quid.
I remind You that My Advent was in 1968. You can have the half-a-crown
if you send me the postage. Or I'll stand you an ambro in The Elysian
if You catch Me there.
Robert Carnegie
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 23:55:15 +0100
In a speech called 445fc131.18052...@news.xs4all.nl,
Richard Bos uttered thus:
> Peter Ellis <p...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
> > >
> > > This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
> > > could they please post a followup to this message.
> >
>
> I'm not! I'm Brian...
>
> Richard
I've just killed this thread
On the third day it rose again.
gem...@tpg.com.au
>XIX)And at last he confessed that, okay, maybe he did have something to do
>with an individual of the arachnoid pursuasion
As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal parts the
other day to try and find the most useful cougar-based shape (don't ask),
and ended up with something large, furry, fanged, and eight-limbed. Except
this version would weigh over a hundred kilos, leap ten metres from a
running start, and have enough hands to play piano duets with itself.
I'm not sure if the cuddly mammalian aspect of the cougar outweighs the
four very long and spidery arms sticking out of its torso, though.
And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your regularly
scheduled newsgroup.
-SteveD
Stacie Hanes
>
> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
YOU BASTARD!!!
peachy ashie passion
It might be that.
I think it's just been timing, a lot of it. Your times of feeling
prickly have coincided with mine, leaving me utterly incapable of
letting anything go.
I get cranky now and then.
René
> Lesley Weston wrote:
>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> That would be all of us then.
>
> Thou art god.
>
> Anyone for broth?
Do what thou wilt, then.
--
My computer is so fast it can execute an infinite loop in 3 seconds.
The Stainless Steel Cat
Rocky Frisco <rockn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Peter Ellis wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>> they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>
>Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
"I regenerate air by catalytic disassociation."
"How very unpleasant for you."
Rocky Frisco
What's in that to make a priest or preacher a solid buck or quid?
Will never fly.
Andrew Nevill
>8'FED wrote:
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>> they please post a followup to this message.
>
>I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
>II)And they were much afraid of being buggered
[Snip *most* reluctantly]
>XXIV)"Turn off!"
>XXV)"I mean it!"
>XXVI)"Help!"
Brilliant.That really made me laugh Puck. Funniest thing I've read all week
Thank you
--
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Rocky Frisco
> In article <QBN7g.52631$_z2.45226@dukeread02>,
> Rocky Frisco <rockn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Peter Ellis wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>>>they please post a followup to this message.
>>>
>>>Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>>
>>Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
>
>
> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
(I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
Nigel Stapley
>
> As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal parts the
> other day
What peculiar hobbies some people have.
--
Regards
Nigel Stapley
<reply-to will bounce>
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>> Can't imagine why we hit it off so badly a while back. Probably my
>> fault. See how much I have changed since becoming a Presbyterian?
> It might be that.
>
> I think it's just been timing, a lot of it. Your times of feeling
> prickly have coincided with mine, leaving me utterly incapable of
> letting anything go.
>
> I get cranky now and then.
What?? You?? ;)
(In Spanish: K? 2? )
Nigel Stapley
> Puck:
>> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
>> XXIV)"Turn off!"
>> XXV)"I mean it!"
>> XXVI)"Help!"
>
> Damn Word.
>
>
I. In the beginning was Word.
II. And Word created an invalid page fault in KRNL386.EXE at 016f:osi5snafud
The Apostate
> In a speech called 445fc131...@news.xs4all.nl,
> Richard Bos uttered thus:
>> Peter Ellis <pj...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>> Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>>
>> Richard
>
> I've just killed this thread
>
--
The Apostate
CTID
Keep The Faith
BriD(bethbriuk@yahoo.co.uk)
No, I'm Brian and I have the Birth Certificate to prove it!
BriD
Puck
>> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>
> (I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>
> -Rocky
Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting, myself.
PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
important in cases like this.
Puck
> Jens Ayton wrote:
>> Puck:
>>> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
>>> XXIV)"Turn off!"
>>> XXV)"I mean it!"
>>> XXVI)"Help!"
>>
>> Damn Word.
>>
>>
>
> I. In the beginning was Word.
> II. And Word created an invalid page fault in KRNL386.EXE at
> 016f:osi5snafud
And thus Good created spellchecker. And he saw that it was god.
Puck
> gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
>
>>
>> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
>> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
>
> HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
>
> YOU BASTARD!!!
Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula, Arachnophobia, Eight
Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be
able to hear the explosion from here.
peachy ashie passion
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>>>Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>>
>>(I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>>
>>-Rocky
>
>
> Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting, myself.
>
> PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
> important in cases like this.
dratted commas!
You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
of self-restraint!
Stacie Hanes
Well, restraining yourself is pretty pointless, I can see why you prefer
that others restrain you.
Stacie Hanes
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>> gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
>>> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
>>
>> HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
>>
>> YOU BASTARD!!!
>
> Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula,
> Arachnophobia, Eight Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of
> Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be able to hear the explosion from
> here.
I have actually seen Arachnophobia and Raiders of the Lost Ark. I have an
uneasy relationship with the two copies of Eight Legged Freaks that live at
the video store where I do an occasional shift.
It would never even cross my mind to let anything called "Tarantula" into my
DVD player.
FiX
>>>-Rocky
> dratted commas!
I do understand the _concept_, I swear I do. It's a _nice_ concept, if
one I think is best suited to others than me...
FiX ;-P
Rocky Frisco
Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased handcuffs?
(Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones collar-and-leash.)
Stacie Hanes
> Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
> handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
> collar-and-leash.)
I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self* restraint.
I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I even
practiced turning the key in the lock.
It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.
pjamison2
"René" <Ka...@The-Coalition.US> wrote in message
news:2006050912091843658-Kar98@TheCoalitionUS...
> On 2006-05-08 13:37:15 -0500, "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com>
> said:
>
>> Lesley Weston wrote:
>>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>>
>>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>>
>>> That would be all of us then.
>>
>> Thou art god.
>>
>> Anyone for broth?
>
> Do what thou wilt, then.
>
Paul
Keefers
> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
> of self-restraint!
I thought it was a joke when I first heard of it.
Keith
pjamison2
"Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:oe88g.580$x4...@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Puck wrote:
>>
>> Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula,
>> Arachnophobia, Eight Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of
>> Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be able to hear the explosion from
>> here.
>
> I have actually seen Arachnophobia and Raiders of the Lost Ark. I have an
> uneasy relationship with the two copies of Eight Legged Freaks that live
> at the video store where I do an occasional shift.
>
> It would never even cross my mind to let anything called "Tarantula" into
> my DVD player.
I'd also not recommend the old Three Stooges movie "Have Rocket, Will
Travel", about them going to Venus. There's this giant, um... it has eight
hairy, er... and it breathes fire. Also, the Boys just weren't as funny as
they used to be.
--
Paul E. Jamison
"I traveled to a planet with no bilateral symmetry
and all I got was this lousy F-shirt."
pjamison2
news:e3plml$jd5$1...@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
> 8'FED wrote:
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>> they please post a followup to this message.
>
> II)And they were much afraid of being buggered
> IV)But it was not their birthday
> V)The gods of afp did look upon the hedgehogs with mercy
> VI)And taking up their Wit, which was as sharp as a thousand scimitars,
> did
> break it into a thousand pieces
> VII)And these pieces they fixed on the backs of the hedgehogs as spines,
> to
> protect them from all manner of buggery forever more
> VIII)Thus, the unbuggerability of Hedgehogs is remembered in song to this
> day
> IX)Much rejoicing and chocolate was had by all.
> X)And lo, Stacie, goddess of vampire slayers, did cry out to the heavans.
> XI)"Who has placed an eight legged fiend in my shower?"
> XII)"Seriously, I'm not kidding. Own up."
> XIII)The other gods quaked with fear at this rage
> XIV)And there was a gnashing of te-"What are you writing, Puck?"
> XV)And there was a gnashi-"You are writing about spiders again, aren't
> you?"
> XVI)And there-"Did YOU put a spider in my shower?"
> XVII)Puck, god of getting on everyone elses nerves, denied this charge
> vehemently
> XVIII)But Stacie threatened him with cruel tortures.
> XIX)And at last he confessed that, okay, maybe he did have something to do
> of
> the showery type, and the coming into conjunction of said items. Maybe.
> XX)And he was heard from nae more.
> XXI)"How did he know where my shower is, anyway?"
> XXII)"That's creepy."
> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
> XXIV)"Turn off!"
> XXV)"I mean it!"
> XXVI)"Help!"
>
Paul
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>
>>Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
>>handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>>collar-and-leash.)
>
>
> I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self* restraint.
>
> I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I even
> practiced turning the key in the lock.
>
> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
> your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.
(I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask.)
Lesley Weston
at house_d...@yahoo.com wrote on 08/05/2006 11:37 AM:
> Lesley Weston wrote:
>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1...@mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dra...@netyp.com.au
>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> That would be all of us then.
>
> Thou art god.
>
> Anyone for broth?
A finger in every pie.
--
Lesley Weston.
Brightly_coloured_blob is real, but I don't often check even the few bits
that get through Yahoo's filters. To reach me, use leswes att shaw dott ca,
changing spelling and spacing as required.
Stacie Hanes
What's to ask? That's the whole story!
I was trying to take a picture of me with my hands cuffed., and gosh darn if
it's not hard to take pictures when you're cuffed.
Stacie Hanes
> X)And lo, Stacie, goddess of vampire slayers, did cry out to the
> heavans. XI)"Who has placed an eight legged fiend in my shower?"
That's a gooooood title.
:-D
Shmoe
Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link to the
pic? ;-)
Stacie Hanes
> "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Ny88g.588$x4....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>
>> restraint.
>>
>> I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
>> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I
>> even practiced turning the key in the lock.
>>
>> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a
>> tripod with your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up
>> THERE.
>
> to the pic? ;-)
A world of "no."
:-P
Puck
>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
>> to the pic? ;-)
>
> A world of "no."
>
> :-P
*sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
Stacie Hanes
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
>>> to the pic? ;-)
>>
>> A world of "no."
>>
>> :-P
>
> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
<sardonic>
You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you imagine would
actually motivate me?
Shmoe
spider exterminators...
Stacie Hanes
> "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:f7c8g.670$x4....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> Puck wrote:
>>> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a
>>>>> link to the pic? ;-)
>>>>
>>>> A world of "no."
>>>>
>>>> :-P
>>>
>>> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
>>
>> <sardonic>
>>
>> You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you
>> imagine would actually motivate me?
>
> as spider exterminators...
That'd do it, if I *believed* you.
Shmoe
> Shmoe wrote:
> > "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:f7c8g.670$x4....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> >> Puck wrote:
> >>> Stacie Hanes wrote:
> >>>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a
> >>>>> link to the pic? ;-)
> >>>>
> >>>> A world of "no."
> >>>>
> >>>> :-P
> >>>
> >>> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
> >>
> >> <sardonic>
> >>
> >> You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you
> >> imagine would actually motivate me?
> >
> > Well, I happen to know these two Swedish twin doctors who moonlight
> > as spider exterminators...
>
> That'd do it, if I *believed* you.
>
> --
And if I actually knew such folk, an introduction would cost you a *LOT*
more than simply a link to a picture - so probably best that you keep
disbelieving me. ;-)
peachy ashie passion
To SEE the pictures, you mean?
gem...@tpg.com.au
<house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
>your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.
Hmm, sounds like a challenge. Which reminds me, I should really start
exercising. I used to be a lot more flexible than ten years of sitting
behind a desk have left me.
*jots down a note*
-SteveD
gem...@tpg.com.au
wrote:
>> There's some guy here who wants to make clear he isn't a god, he's just
>> a carpenter, and all those rumours about his mother having an affair
>> behind his father's back are just lies, and could someone please get
>> those nails off from his wrists...
>
>What's in that to make a priest or preacher a solid buck or quid?
A gag.
gem...@tpg.com.au
<house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
>
>>
>> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
>> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
>
>HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
>
>YOU BASTARD!!!
<takes a bow>
<starts blueprints for the animatronic version>
gem...@tpg.com.au
<un...@judgemental.plus.com> wrote:
>gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
>
>>
>> As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal parts the
>> other day
>
>What peculiar hobbies some people have.
Aw, come on. Only ONE followup? I left that straight line wide open there!
(And at least I changed it from 'screwing about with animal parts'.)
-SteveD
Arthur Hagen
> On Tue, 09 May 2006 19:27:03 +0100, Nigel Stapley
> <un...@judgemental.plus.com> wrote:
>
>> gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
>>
>>> As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal
>>> parts the other day
>>
>> What peculiar hobbies some people have.
>
> Aw, come on. Only ONE followup? I left that straight line wide open
> there!
You followed it with "(don't ask)". So we didn't.
Regards,
--
*Art
peachy ashie passion
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>
>>> Can't imagine why we hit it off so badly a while back. Probably my
>>> fault. See how much I have changed since becoming a Presbyterian?
>
>
>> It might be that.
>>
>> I think it's just been timing, a lot of it. Your times of feeling
>> prickly have coincided with mine, leaving me utterly incapable of
>> letting anything go.
>>
>> I get cranky now and then.
>
>
> What?? You?? ;)
>
> (In Spanish: K? 2? )
>
> -Rocky
There is absolutely nothing I can say here that won't get me into
more trouble, is there?
peachy ashie passion
I give you my word of honor I have NEVER used any of those items to
restrain myself.
peachy ashie passion
Well, that was a mercy. Until you didn't.
I was so overcome with the visual there, I had nothing to say ?
Lister
wrote:
How about chocolate? Or whisky?
The Stainless Steel Cat
gem...@tpg.com.au wrote:
Fear not, young mistress. I've just heard on Radio 4 that Britain is
receiving visits from "French Spider-Eating Wasps". By Con time, those
valiant Continentals should have cleared a great swathe through the
eight-leggedy beasties.
Vive la France!
Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty
Rocky Frisco
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>>Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
>>>>handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>>>>collar-and-leash.)
>>>
>>>
>>>I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self*
>>>restraint. I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of
>>>me in
>>>handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I
>>>even practiced turning the key in the lock.
>>>
>>>It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a
>>>tripod with your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up
>>>THERE.
>>
>>(I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask.)
>
>
>
> What's to ask? That's the whole story!
>
> I was trying to take a picture of me with my hands cuffed., and gosh darn if
> it's not hard to take pictures when you're cuffed.
Was wondering why you wanted said pictures. You could use the timer as a
method of taking pictures when you're all cuffed up.
Rocky Frisco
No, to know their intended use. I have a very active imagination, so I
sort of can see them already.
Rocky Frisco
Possibly a rather nice sort of trouble, though.
Rocky Frisco
>>> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the
>>> concept of self-restraint!
>>
>>
>>
>> Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
>> handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>> collar-and-leash.)
>>
>> -Rocky
>
>
>
> I give you my word of honor I have NEVER used any of those items to
> restrain myself.
(he thinks) wonder if they're my size?
Puck
> Fear not, young mistress. I've just heard on Radio 4 that Britain is
> receiving visits from "French Spider-Eating Wasps". By Con time, those
> valiant Continentals should have cleared a great swathe through the
> eight-leggedy beasties.
>
> Vive la France!
>
> Cat.
This just in! Scientists successfully cross spiders and wasps! The result:
flying spiders with stingers. One biochemist was quoted as saying: "This is
a red-letter day for science. I have no doubt that this data will lead to
great advances in the field of OH MY GOD THEY'RE ESCAPING! RUN FOR YOUR
LIVES!"
Stacie Hanes
LOL
I *did* use the timer, otherwise it would have been impossible to do alone.
It was still pretty difficult, because the time to get from behind the
camera to in front of it is pretty short. I had to stretch in a difficult
direction to press the shutter, and then be careful not to knock over the
tripod as I escaped.
Ah, why I *wanted* to take the picture. That's a good question. No reason
except I thought it would make a good picture, really. Kind of like the cute
dinosaur faces on your pendant. (I thought recently, ooh, I should like to
see a cat head pendant from Rocky, btw. . . .just a stray thought I had.)
I did think the pic would appeal to a certain few friends, which inspired
it.
Stacie Hanes
> On Wed, 10 May 2006 02:56:32 GMT, "Shmoe"
> <packe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Dvc8g.676$x4....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>> Shmoe wrote:
>>>> "Stacie Hanes" <house_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:f7c8g.670$x4....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>>>>>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a
>>>>>>>> link to the pic? ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A world of "no."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> :-P
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
>>>>>
>>>>> <sardonic>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you
>>>>> imagine would actually motivate me?
>
> How about chocolate? Or whisky?
Hmm. You're getting *much* warmer. ;-)
I am much more likely to respond to tribute than cash.
--
Stacie Hanes
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>> handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>> collar-and-leash.)
>
> to restrain myself.
Beautiful use of the common technicality, peach.