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Marion Diamond

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
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I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow Sauce,
as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.

Looking through Jane Grigson's recipe book on Vegetables, I found a
recipe for Wow Wow Sauce, sourced (sorry) to William Kitchener, _Apicius
Redivivus or the Cook's Companion, 1817.

It sounds remarkably similar - vast amounts of mustard, vinegar, pickled
gherkins, mushroom sauce and various possible extras, although no
gunpowder.

Marion Diamond

Dooferlad

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
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Marion Diamond wrote in message <35DF5B...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au>...


Oh never mind; I am sure the lack of gunpowder was just an omission on the part
of the Cooks Companion. Personally, if anyone come up with anything better than
a mug of Lava Java and two Anadin Extras then I will be interested.


Dooferlad
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Terry Pratchett

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Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
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In article <35DF5B...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au>, Marion Diamond
<m...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au> writes

>I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow Sauce,
>as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.
>
>Looking through Jane Grigson's recipe book on Vegetables, I found a
>recipe for Wow Wow Sauce, sourced (sorry) to William Kitchener, _Apicius
>Redivivus or the Cook's Companion, 1817.

I feel almost embarrassed to point that we did mention Dr Kitchiner at
length in the Discworld Companion...
--
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The Lone Scytheman

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Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
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Marion Diamond wrote in message
<35DF5B...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au>...
>I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow
Sauce,
>as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.
>


On the subject of the sauce........

I think that the RL equivalent has been discovered.

It's called Daves Insanity Sauce and comes with the following
healthy warning........

Not to be consumed by people with heart conditions or those with
respetory problems.

It also say that it should be used one drop at a
time.................

A bottle was purchased as a present for my best friend. [1]
My you, this man eats curry paste/powder from the pot.
All those that tried it spent a while sucking ice-cubes!

It can be bought from Sainsbury's (UK), not sure about any where
else.


Enter The Scytheman...........
To Harvest The Insane...........

[1] Yes he is still speaking to me all be it
hoarsely.............

The Lone Scytheman
AFPartner to The Lone Lunatic
RLpartner to MadMel

P. Morwood & D. Duane

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Aug 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/29/98
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On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 23:55:00 +0100, "The Lone Scytheman"
<rha...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote:

>
>Marion Diamond wrote in message
><35DF5B...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au>...
>>I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow
>Sauce,
>>as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.
>>
>
>
>On the subject of the sauce........
>
>I think that the RL equivalent has been discovered.
>
>It's called Daves Insanity Sauce and comes with the following
>healthy warning........
>
>Not to be consumed by people with heart conditions or those with
>respetory problems.
>
>It also say that it should be used one drop at a
>time.................

The trouble is that this stuff has only two qualities: a single flavor
(reminiscent of burnt cat hair), and HEAT.

Wow Wow Sauce at least has some complexity of flavor about it. And will not
raise blisters on your flesh. (Peter was sent a bottle by a friend. The bottle
leaked in transit: while he was washing it off, some got under his wedding
ring. Blisters rose within sixty seconds. And this was before we knew about
the antidote to "Hunan Hand": a very weak bleach solution, or contact lens
wetting solution [kinder to the eyes than bleach].)

I'll take the WWS any time.

Best! D.


Peter Morwood & Diane Duane /
The Owl Springs Partnership / Co. Wicklow, Ireland
http://www.ibmpcug.co.uk/~owls/index2.html

Greebo4

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Aug 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/29/98
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>Marion Diamond wrote in message
>>I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow
>Sauce,
>>as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.
>
>On the subject of the sauce........
>
>I think that the RL equivalent has been discovered.
>
>It's called Daves Insanity Sauce and comes with the following
>healthy warning........
>
>Not to be consumed by people with heart conditions or those with
>respetory problems.
>
>It also say that it should be used one drop at a
>time.................
>
>A bottle was purchased as a present for my best friend. [1]
>My you, this man eats curry paste/powder from the pot.
>All those that tried it spent a while sucking ice-cubes!
>
>It can be bought from Sainsbury's (UK), not sure about any where
>else.
>
Alternatively, try the Chilli Sauce in any Thai restaurant. It goes down like
ignited napalm.

Paul R

posting from aol as his demon account has gone on holiday

[TxF] Obbermania

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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Isnt there a recipe in the DWC which is the unexplosive version?
Ive made it and it tastes like a dream :-)

-Obby
ICQ 15045004 (always looking for DW contacts :)

The Lone Scytheman wrote:

> Marion Diamond wrote in message

> <35DF5B...@lingua.cltr.uq.oz.au>...


> >I think I've just stumbled over the original version of Wow Wow
> Sauce,
> >as favoured by Ridcully and others with hangovers.
> >
>
> On the subject of the sauce........
>
> I think that the RL equivalent has been discovered.
>
> It's called Daves Insanity Sauce and comes with the following
> healthy warning........
>
> Not to be consumed by people with heart conditions or those with
> respetory problems.
>
> It also say that it should be used one drop at a
> time.................
>
> A bottle was purchased as a present for my best friend. [1]
> My you, this man eats curry paste/powder from the pot.
> All those that tried it spent a while sucking ice-cubes!
>
> It can be bought from Sainsbury's (UK), not sure about any where
> else.
>

Terry Pratchett

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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In article <35E88981...@bigfoot.com>, "[TxF] Obbermania"
<ob...@bigfoot.com> writes

>Isnt there a recipe in the DWC which is the unexplosive version?
>Ive made it and it tastes like a dream :-)

It's worth eating all by itself (someone brough a flash of it along to a
signing in Adelaide a few years ago...)

I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a
restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand
Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.

--
Terry Pratchett

Grymma

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Aug 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/31/98
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Terry Pratchett wrote in message ...


>T>N>K> LOL Thanks pTerry, I liked that one!
(but I must remember to _swallow_ what I'm drinking before I read your
posts in future) :-)

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Margaret Tarbet

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Aug 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/31/98
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In alt.fan.pratchett
on Mon, 31 Aug 1998 10:59:57 +0100,
"Grymma" <Gry...@howm.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Terry Pratchett wrote in message ...
>>

>>I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a
>>restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand
>>Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.
>
>>T>N>K> LOL Thanks pTerry, I liked that one!
>(but I must remember to _swallow_ what I'm drinking before I read your
>posts in future) :-)

I've now enshrined that one in alt.quotations. I
imagine there will be a lot of drenched keyboards this
morning. :-) Pity the folk with the original quick
wit won't ever know. Dr. Dreikurs was right.

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John Warden

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Sep 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/1/98
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Terry Pratchett wrote in message ...
>
>I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a
>restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand
>Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.
>
>--
>Terry Pratchett

On your next trip to Merka, seek out the local bar/restaurant/Guild of
Seamstresses yclept "Hooters". This is a chain of "sports bars" which
serves beers and assorted snacks to the accompaniment of numerous big screen
TVs showing various sports channels.
Their speciality is Chicken Wings, which come in 4 varieties: mild, medium,
hot and Three Mile Island.
However, don't bother with the one recently opened in Birmingham - I tried
it last week and what they laughingly called T M I would barely pass for
mild in Texas.

John

PS. The waitresses are specially selected to match the name of the bar.

Terry Pratchett

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Sep 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/1/98
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In article <6shdno$b8r$1...@phys-ma.sol.co.uk>, John Warden
<jo...@warden.prestel.co.uk> writes

>
>On your next trip to Merka, seek out the local bar/restaurant/Guild of
>Seamstresses yclept "Hooters".

I have never ever been in any kind of bar like this, particularly the
one near my hotel in San Antonio last year. And this is why I'm not
proposing to include in some future book a bar that serves its beer in
jugs...

--
Terry Pratchett

Barry R

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Sep 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/2/98
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In article <6shdno$b8r$1...@phys-ma.sol.co.uk>, on Tue, 1 Sep 1998
19:17:05 +0100, John Warden wossnamed:

<jason woz ere>

>Their speciality is Chicken Wings, which come in 4 varieties: mild, medium,
>hot and Three Mile Island.

My brother has a habit of making chicken wings that _start_ at the
heat rating of TMI. I'm sure the hottest ones could be used to power
small cars.

Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard

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Mark Alexander

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Sep 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/3/98
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Once upon a time (Wed, 2 Sep 1998 19:22:13 +0100),
Bar...@compuserve.commie (Barry R) told us:

>In article <6shdno$b8r$1...@phys-ma.sol.co.uk>, on Tue, 1 Sep 1998
>19:17:05 +0100, John Warden wossnamed:
>

>>Their speciality is Chicken Wings, which come in 4 varieties: mild, medium,
>>hot and Three Mile Island.
>
>My brother has a habit of making chicken wings that _start_ at the
>heat rating of TMI. I'm sure the hottest ones could be used to power
>small cars.

Hmm - let me guess - he mixes his own spices - the _only_ way to make a
decent curry... [1]

Marky
[1] Does anyone want to share their special curry 'tips'?
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Miq

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On Thu, 3 Sep 1998, Mark Alexander <ma...@rcp.co.uk> wrote

>Once upon a time (Wed, 2 Sep 1998 19:22:13 +0100),
>Bar...@compuserve.commie (Barry R) told us:
>
>>My brother has a habit of making chicken wings that _start_ at the
>>heat rating of TMI. I'm sure the hottest ones could be used to power
>>small cars.
>
>Hmm - let me guess - he mixes his own spices - the _only_ way to make a
>decent curry... [1]
>
>Marky
>[1] Does anyone want to share their special curry 'tips'?

OK - tip 1: It shouldn't be *that* hot. There's other stuff than
chili in thar, and you should be able to taste it.

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Brian Howlett

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And now, in the continuing story of afp, ma...@rcp.co.uk (Mark
Alexander) had this to say :

[...spicy food...]


>
> Hmm - let me guess - he mixes his own spices - the _only_ way to make
> a decent curry... [1]
>

> [1] Does anyone want to share their special curry 'tips'?

Here's mine - always put the toilet paper in the fridge before consuming
a truly great curry.

That's not the sort of tip you were looking for? I'm sorry, I have a
cold.
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Corinne Brooks

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Sep 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/4/98
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In article <35eff1c...@news.demon.co.uk>, Stephen Booth
<stephe...@bigfoot.com> writes
>>
>
>There's one of these bars in Birmingham, England. It's just off
>Chamberlein Square near the ICC. I've never been in but walk
>past it often (it's on the short route between my flat and the
>Library).
>
>When the Lions convention was in town Hooters was full of old
>Merkin men getting their photo taken with the waitresses. I'd
>hate to think that this was the idea they took back about what
>Birmingham was really like. We have so many other clubs and
>attractions. Like Las Vegas 305, The Steering Wheel Club, New
>Town ('A smile, a laugh, a bodily dismemberment'), Brindley
>building site ^W^W Place, Lee Bank (aka the Shades)
I would have thought Handsworth was aka the shades.
> &c.
>
>Stephen

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Andy Mabbett

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Sep 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/4/98
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In article <aHfsNSAA...@quizlady.demon.co.uk>, Corinne Brooks
<Cor...@quizlady.demon.co.uk> writes

>I would have thought Handsworth was aka the shades.

Why?
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Kevin Hackett

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Sep 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/4/98
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Mark Alexander <ma...@rcp.co.uk> wrote in article
<35ee528f....@news.rmplc.co.uk>...

>
> Hmm - let me guess - he mixes his own spices - the _only_ way to make a
> decent curry... [1]
>
> Marky

> [1] Does anyone want to share their special curry 'tips'?

I have some handy tips, from personal experience (well, from watching a
Curry-expert friend of mine):

1) If you find yourself tearing lumps of ice out of the freezer and
eating them, you've put too much spice in.

2) If your chicken is dark brown/black, but you haven't started cooking
it yet, prepare for 1).

3) If you noone can enter the kitchen while you're cooking because they
go temporarily blind, it's probably time for 1) again.

I swear, these all happened during the same meal... I think he has one
taste bud left, which is fighting a losing battle.

Cheers,
Kevin
Curry. The poor man's chemical weapons plant.

Simon Willcocks

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Sep 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/4/98
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Corinne Brooks wrote:
>
>In article <35eff1c...@news.demon.co.uk>, Stephen Booth
><stephe...@bigfoot.com> writes
>>>
>>
>>There's one of these bars in Birmingham, England. It's just off
>>Chamberlein Square near the ICC. I've never been in but walk
>>past it often (it's on the short route between my flat and the
>>Library).
>>
>>When the Lions convention was in town Hooters was full of old
>>Merkin men getting their photo taken with the waitresses. I'd
>>hate to think that this was the idea they took back about what
>>Birmingham was really like. We have so many other clubs and
Could you make your replies a little less obvious, please, Corinne

>>attractions. Like Las Vegas 305, The Steering Wheel Club, New
>>Town ('A smile, a laugh, a bodily dismemberment'), Brindley
>>building site ^W^W Place, Lee Bank (aka the Shades)
>I would have thought Handsworth was aka the shades.

Corinne Brooks

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In article <1nnpJWA1...@bham-assist.demon.co.uk>, Andy Mabbett
<amab...@bham-assist.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <aHfsNSAA...@quizlady.demon.co.uk>, Corinne Brooks
><Cor...@quizlady.demon.co.uk> writes
>>I would have thought Handsworth was aka the shades.
>
>Why?
General no-go area (not for me but for various people I know who liken
it to Hillfields in Coventry) - various houses of ill-repute. Place
where thieves and drug addicts hang out. High crime incl. mugging,
shooting and stabbing. Lowest end of housing market & highest insurance.

Seriously though some parts are ok. So are some/most of the people.

Lindy Orchard

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Sep 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/7/98
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In article <01bdd7f9$a1833100$58a4...@kevh.sci.co.uk>, Kevin Hackett
<ke...@sci.co.uk> writes


another idea is to leave it cooking for several weeks eating and topping
up as you go that way if you are a student (i hate to admit it) you have
food for serval years with a varyed base

may you live in interesting times (tp obe sir)


David S Cargo

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Sep 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/11/98
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I have two things to mention about Wow Wow Sauce.

1. One is that David's Restaurant in Boston has Venison Pastrami on Rye
with Wow Wow Sauce as one of it appetizers. Check out the URL
http://www.cuisinenet.com/cnet/boston/menu/3066.shtml.

2. The booklet, Making and Using Mustards by Claire Hopley (Storey
Publishing Bulletin A-129, 1991, ISBN 0-88266-697-5) has a recipe for
Wow-Wow Sauce on page 29. At the end of the recipe it says, "As its
name indicates, this sharp hot sauce has quite an impact. Those with
robust tastes will enjoy it with sausages and with rich and oily food."

Note that there appears to be some disagreement about whether the correct
spelling is "Wow Wow Sauce" or "Wow-Wow Sauce."

David S. Cargo (a Terry Pratchett fan since the Science Fiction Book Club
published The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic)


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